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If you've been around Bored Panda long enough, you know we have a soft spot for signs.

From Australian artist Michael Pederson to the legendary El Arroyo restaurant, we cover pretty much everyone who knows how to send a message. Or doesn't!

There's a Facebook group called 'The Absurd Sign Project' and, as the name implies, its members are sharing the funniest sign fails they can find.

We're talking brutal spelling mistakes, contradictory statements... you know, the good stuff. So join us and let's take a look at some of the most popular posts on the group.

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We contacted the group's administrators and moderators and one of them, Craig Hey, was kind enough to tell us more about this amusing corner of the internet.

"The community is fantastic," Craig told Bored Panda.

The gang is approaching 100,000 members but the predecessor of 'The Absurd Sign Project' had 166,000 before Facebook decided to ban it.

However, when it comes to content, numbers aren't the most important thing. 

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes, the chances of you pooping on your hairdresser is never 0

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many incidents have happened to need a sign put up Before said sign little kid pat's fart squirrels gets sprayed parents complain because they thought it was a squirrel many many complaints later

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From time to time, bigger Facebook groups attract toxic users who want to litter all over them but Craig said they don't have this problem.

"Sometimes we have to take down a post we think Facebook won't like, but we don't get too many trolls. We have a dedicated admin and mod team who love seeing the group thrive and grow. Our most common issue is people not being happy over the posts we have to take down so we don't get shut down."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw her last week running out on the pitch and the referees tackled her.

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As you can see, the signs that get featured on the group come from a variety of places but there are a few leaders.

"The biggest provider of entertainment, I would say, are restaurants and supermarkets," Craig said.

The representative of 'The Absurd Sign Project' thinks the main reason why there are so many funny signs isn't incompetence. Rather, it's our desire to make each other laugh.

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"We are the biggest absurd sign group I've found and we are the original group," Craig added.

"If anyone has any absurd signs of their own and wants to share, we would love to keep growing as a community and we want to see them!"

If you also have to make a sign, whether it's for your kid's lemonade stand or a business of your own, it might be worth remembering a chat in our earlier piece on funny and clever signs with Adrian Geach.

Geach, who has been a signwriter since 1980, told Bored Panda that "a good sign should be eye-catching, easy to understand and not too wordy with enough negative space around the text or logo, and have a good color scheme."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables. Sounds reasonable to me....

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Geach has been successfully involved in all areas of signage and graphics for decades but not that long ago, he went back to his roots and now concentrates on traditional signwriting.

With the current resurgence of interest in signwriting and hand-rendered work, he utilizes his skills to offer clients a more personal, unique, environmentally friendly, and organic signage solution using old-fashioned materials and techniques.

"A sign might only be looked at for a few seconds so it needs to leave an impression within this time frame, hence the less is more approach," he said.

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"There are many factors to take into account when designing a sign, but the most important thing is to make sure it doesn't get lost in its surroundings," Geach revealed. 

"A bad sign is too much lettering, not enough space around or in-between text and logos, and bad color choices."

But after seeing a few more posts on 'The Absurd Sign Project', we'll become experts on those by ourselves!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Watch someone take the table and leave all the rest of the stuff on the ground, untouched.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Would you please shred my application for the Associate position?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...anyone else notice that it's literally called the champion 4...

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Tiffany Schmidt
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only if it's a Ferguson (bawooosh). If you get this reference I love you

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Emory White
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wait what is this thing called, i thought it just sat there and you went on the floor!

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Mary Peace
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do they have 4 or 5 year old associates? Because they always want to use the toilet in large stores.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of a story my husband likes to tell where, as a child, he took a dump in a display toilet at Menards

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Craig Reynolds
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Went to IKEA in Los Angeles several years back and all the toilets had signs on the seats and lids saying Do Not Use in 3 different languages.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At the bottom, it says there are guaranteed lower prices- because they don't want to watch the employees sh*t on a bowl

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Seamus Crumley
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd ask just to see if an associate would take up the challenge.

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Janis Wise
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I love this one! I’d walk around the store until I found just the right employee to ask!

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Ilene Dover
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom told me that when I was about 5 or 6 not knowing that a display toilet was connected, she had to act quickly to prevent me from using it.

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Tequila4Two
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'I just finished a demonstration for an other customer. please come back after I finished this burrito.'

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only if it's Henry Dunn after drinking a hot chocolate laxative

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Daniel Marsh
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Worked in a home-goods store. Can't tell you how many people put their kids on display models to take a dump.

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Aussie panda
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this a bidet which is why people might need a demonstration?

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Jo Kidd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh no,I'll give that a miss(with my luck I would be made to clean up the mess)!

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Pekka Brännbäck
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I could use a demonstration. Somehow I've never managed to get those washing machines working. I put my soiled droppings in, closed the lid and pulled the lever. Never saw them again.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"can you come back in an hour? I just had a large lunch but it's going to take a while to work it's way down."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love EVERYTHING about this. Especially the voodoo dolls being made while you wait 😂

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that they probably had to write the sign based on some persons actions is unreal

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those of you not familiar, Rocky Mountain Oysters are bull testicles...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The missing closing quotation marks is what bugs me the most about this...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the weirdest thing I have ever seen/read in my whole life without a doubt

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