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If you've been around Bored Panda long enough, you know we have a soft spot for signs.

From Australian artist Michael Pederson to the legendary El Arroyo restaurant, we cover pretty much everyone who knows how to send a message. Or doesn't!

There's a Facebook group called 'The Absurd Sign Project' and, as the name implies, its members are sharing the funniest sign fails they can find.

We're talking brutal spelling mistakes, contradictory statements... you know, the good stuff. So join us and let's take a look at some of the most popular posts on the group.

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We contacted the group's administrators and moderators and one of them, Craig Hey, was kind enough to tell us more about this amusing corner of the internet.

"The community is fantastic," Craig told Bored Panda.

The gang is approaching 100,000 members but the predecessor of 'The Absurd Sign Project' had 166,000 before Facebook decided to ban it.

However, when it comes to content, numbers aren't the most important thing. 

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes, the chances of you pooping on your hairdresser is never 0

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many incidents have happened to need a sign put up Before said sign little kid pat's fart squirrels gets sprayed parents complain because they thought it was a squirrel many many complaints later

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From time to time, bigger Facebook groups attract toxic users who want to litter all over them but Craig said they don't have this problem.

"Sometimes we have to take down a post we think Facebook won't like, but we don't get too many trolls. We have a dedicated admin and mod team who love seeing the group thrive and grow. Our most common issue is people not being happy over the posts we have to take down so we don't get shut down."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw her last week running out on the pitch and the referees tackled her.

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As you can see, the signs that get featured on the group come from a variety of places but there are a few leaders.

"The biggest provider of entertainment, I would say, are restaurants and supermarkets," Craig said.

The representative of 'The Absurd Sign Project' thinks the main reason why there are so many funny signs isn't incompetence. Rather, it's our desire to make each other laugh.

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"We are the biggest absurd sign group I've found and we are the original group," Craig added.

"If anyone has any absurd signs of their own and wants to share, we would love to keep growing as a community and we want to see them!"

If you also have to make a sign, whether it's for your kid's lemonade stand or a business of your own, it might be worth remembering a chat in our earlier piece on funny and clever signs with Adrian Geach.

Geach, who has been a signwriter since 1980, told Bored Panda that "a good sign should be eye-catching, easy to understand and not too wordy with enough negative space around the text or logo, and have a good color scheme."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables. Sounds reasonable to me....

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Geach has been successfully involved in all areas of signage and graphics for decades but not that long ago, he went back to his roots and now concentrates on traditional signwriting.

With the current resurgence of interest in signwriting and hand-rendered work, he utilizes his skills to offer clients a more personal, unique, environmentally friendly, and organic signage solution using old-fashioned materials and techniques.

"A sign might only be looked at for a few seconds so it needs to leave an impression within this time frame, hence the less is more approach," he said.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where else am I supposed to do my competitive dog grooming? In the elevator!?

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Jojo Armani
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People actually do competitive dog grooming on escalators?! 😂

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juice
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i mean, it's possible. there's sports like Extreme Ironing after all

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Pluto
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pushcars? Personally, I call them strollers, dunno ‘bout u

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Mary Peace
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's pushchairs, so maybe this is in the UK. (We call them pushchairs here.) Although the picture actually shows a pram, anyway.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait i'm supposed to be competitive about my dog grooming? i thought only humans did that

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Adrienne Mcginley
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You mean competitive dog grooming on escalators is a real thing? Who knew?

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Andrea Hall
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, please tell me there's been competitive dog grooming and now they've just disallowed it!

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ZombieGirl 8300
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WHAT!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!! Where else do i do my competitive dog grooming!?!!

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Audrey Richardson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m more concerned why competitive dog grooming is even on there int he first place…

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hello there
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the fact that they had to put the third is slightly concerning

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Nocturn Girl
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, as long as it's not competitive, grooming is allowed...seems reasonable.

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Emily McGee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My only question is, who did competitive dog grooming on the escalator

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Seamus Crumley
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do dog grooming competitions exist at all - never mind in an escalator?

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Roberta Bray-Enhus
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A push chair? It’s obviously a pram I’m doing my dog grooming in the elevator I guess.

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Carrot Simpson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is like the law in Arizona that bans the use of harpoons while hunting whales on the highways.

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Isabel Care
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dogs must be carried on escalator. What happens if I don't have a dog?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No pushing, no shoving, no passing the other person....just stand there and stay still.....duh

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"There are many factors to take into account when designing a sign, but the most important thing is to make sure it doesn't get lost in its surroundings," Geach revealed. 

"A bad sign is too much lettering, not enough space around or in-between text and logos, and bad color choices."

But after seeing a few more posts on 'The Absurd Sign Project', we'll become experts on those by ourselves!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Watch someone take the table and leave all the rest of the stuff on the ground, untouched.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love EVERYTHING about this. Especially the voodoo dolls being made while you wait 😂

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that they probably had to write the sign based on some persons actions is unreal

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those of you not familiar, Rocky Mountain Oysters are bull testicles...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The missing closing quotation marks is what bugs me the most about this...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the weirdest thing I have ever seen/read in my whole life without a doubt

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