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I don’t know what is up with people and signs, and we might never find out, but some of them are super weird, confusing, and simply put, bad. If you are one of those people who like to capture and share those finds with your friends, well, oh boy, we have good news for you.

Crap Signs is a Facebook group dedicated to unbelievably bad signs spotted out in the wild. From misspelled to poorly constructed, they have it all. Currently, this group has almost 90k members, and we believe it is just the beginning since bad signs are not going anywhere any time soon. So if by any chance you find yourself hoarding similar images in your photo gallery, finally they have an opportunity to be ‘appreciated’ by a wider audience.

To learn more about the origin of this group, Bored Panda got in touch with its creator Dave McGowan. Read the full interview below.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks can be deceiving. Remember, only one of these two people have a felony conviction and spent time in jail.

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We are often drawn to specific subjects or interests for a reason. Many people are interested in cars, movies, technology, the arts, etc., and these interests frequently reflect the values and culture of our society. Some people, however, defy these shared interests and pursue their own unique passions.

Dave shared how his interest in ‘crap stuff’ has escalated over the years. “I’ve always been fascinated by crap stuff. A couple of years ago, I made a calendar of crap benches from the photos I’d taken whilst walking the LOOP and the Capital Ring in London. I also do crap drawings of bands and made a calendar from them last year. I started the Crap Signs group in February 2021; I had a fair amount of photos and was the only contributor for a short while, then Facebook picked up on it, and our membership began to snowball,” wrote Dave.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would not be able to resist touching the cat. Whereby it will promptly leave (probably).

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Despite sign makers' best efforts, errors are all too common. Dave and his community have already seen a bunch of bad signs. However, some errors in signs are more frequent than others.“Most signs should really only exist to either provide directions or information, any that fail to do so due to grammatical errors, etc., have the potential to amuse, but I would say our favorite types would be passive/aggressive ones, and those that are so poorly made that you can’t help but laugh,” shared Dave.

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Even though there are new signs made every day, Dave noted that there is little variation in trends and changes of what constitutes a bad sign. He wrote: “There are only so many categories and we pick what we think are the best of them.”There are certain commonalities among bad signs that continue to frustrate and confuse people, whether it's a misspelling, a confusing layout, or weird information. Despite efforts to improve signage design and quality, these persistent issues indicate that much work remains to be done in the field of sign-making.

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Maintaining a Facebook community can prove itself to be a piece of work. Dave shared what difficulties he and his team have encountered over the years and what he intends for people to take away from this group. “Mainly, we just want to make our members laugh, but we admins do like to stir things up now and then. What started out as something amusing for my mates has morphed into what can occasionally be a bit of a monster. Anything about sexual politics or veganism has a tendency to blow up in the comments section. I once had to wade in and break up a massive row that had started over some broccoli.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve also seen the reverse of this, especially on birthday cards here in the UK. I love you but Jesus thinks you’re a cünt!!!

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Ah yes, the common lemon fish

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Lovely sentiment but what I would prefer to know is how long my train is delayed for….

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Great NHS signage - saved me from taking a dump in the bin. Close shave.

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At all time's, surely.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

your grammar is giving me stroke's, please read some book's on correct grammar

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Know why it's a zebra? According to some hunting around, to get people to come in and ask "why is it a zebra?"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently the White Lion met the Black Horse from above. This is their kid.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lion + Horse doesn't = Kid. There has to be a goat involved at some point. 🤭

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can actually, somewhat answer this one I think. The white lion is a very common name for a pub, the zebra is to disguise it from other white lion pubs.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a zebra because it's fine dining FOR a white lion..

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Michael Largey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a restaurant, and the zebra is the white lion's favorite dish.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t think that word means what you think it means

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This actually looks like the same management from the dark horse, maybe it's a joke

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The black horse and this place went to the same sign shop.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This might be taking the 'everything's a dildo if you're brave enough' to another level

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live opposite something like this. For most of the year there’s only about an inch or two of water but when it rains it fills quickly and gets very deep and fast moving.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Washing the dirrrty laundry of the humankind? Poor God needs working rights asap, he used to work even Sundays...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't bad if these signs are in a waiting room (so you are not currently at an appointment and you can use your phone).

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is the main service that they provide, it's quite prominent on their site, but not every customer will request it and they do laddered clearing too. It's not wrong, they can't just go back to the office and unhook the ladders for each ladderless appointment.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They look like sliding doors. Put your hand on the raised piece of wood next to the glass and pull the doors apart.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Genuinely can't work out what it's meant to say though (I know it's a typo, but was the word they were trying to write?)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welcome to the UK, sometimes it's cheaper to pay the fine than the ticket 😂

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I assumed that should have read "St Pancras", then I googled it and found it was a deliberate joke

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good thing my dad didn't see this he would have charged me as an infant for each time

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It does work if you think about it. Say product was originally £100. 75% off is now £25. 30% off that means it's now £17.50

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I'll just take the soup, thanks.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm going to guess that's a font error, as "sarnie" is a slang term for a sandwich.

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