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We’re all guilty of having done something dumb in the past. Things that sometimes keep us awake at night or make us cringe in the middle of the workday. Remember that idiotic thing that you did way back in middle school that made everyone laugh at you? Yeah, let’s spend the next four hours obsessing over it and imagining how things couldn’t have gone worse and how everyone’s probably still laughing at you. However, getting some perspective can set us free.

That’s where the r/TerminallyStupid subreddit, an online community with just over 121k members, comes in. The group documents the times when “terminally stupid” people were “dumb in a way that threatens their safety or someone else’s.” And the things they post are most likely miles worse than anything we’ve ever done.

We’re featuring some of their best pics, so grab yourself some popcorn and get ready to dive deep into the abyss that’s known as human stupidity. We hear that, much like the universe, it’s thought to be infinite.

#1

I See You're As Intolerant As You Are Stupid

I See You're As Intolerant As You Are Stupid

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Andy Acceber
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still, the fact that someone is writing in a foreign language is no reason to alert security. This was dumb on so many levels...

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    #2

    How Could Someone Even Begin To Think This Is How It Works?

    How Could Someone Even Begin To Think This Is How It Works?

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    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IIRC, the protest was led by a retired science teacher. Explains a lot really.

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    #3

    We Make Changes That Don't Need To Happen:

    We Make Changes That Don't Need To Happen:

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    Michelle M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶I be riding and sliding. Haters be hating🎶

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    The subreddit is fairly fresh. r/TerminallyStupid was founded in late February of 2019 and will be celebrating its third birthday in less than two months.

    If you’re planning on becoming a member of the community, then you should keep the rules the moderators set out in mind. First things first, the content that you post has to match the spirit and direction of the subreddit itself. “Any post that does not have some terminally stupid person in them will be removed. This does not include posts about the subreddit itself,” the moderators explain that things have to be relevant.

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    #4

    *facepalms*

    *facepalms*

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But all the calcium! /s

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    #5

    Flat Earth

    Flat Earth

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    #6

    To Destroy A Giant Snowman

    To Destroy A Giant Snowman

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haaaahaha Frosty just kicked your a$$ !

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    Meanwhile, even though at the core of the subreddit lies the desire to poke fun at people who do really dumb stuff, the moderators still care about those people’s privacy. On that note, all names have to be blurred or scratched out so that they’re not readable. The same thing applies to license plates.

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    The only exceptions are public figures and famous people who we, obviously, know and can comment on their behavior openly as much as we like. However, this doesn’t mean that the focus should be on politics. “Please, No politics. This subreddit is not going to devolve into a fight between the left and right. Users found to be in violation of this rule will be banned,” r/TerminallyStupid’s mods warn.

    #7

    We Are Always Eating Things We Shouldn't

    We Are Always Eating Things We Shouldn't

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    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recreational herbs may have been involved.

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    #8

    This Employer

    This Employer

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    #9

    Well That Sucks

    Well That Sucks

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    Previously, I interviewed Vanessa Bohns, an Associate Professor of Organizational Behavior at Cornell University. We spoke about embarrassment, knowledge blind spots, and how we should react when we make big blunders.

    "We spend a lot of time and effort presenting an ideal version of ourselves to other people. When something happens that contrasts with the image we’ve been projecting—when we say or do something that shows we actually aren’t as graceful or as smart as we’d like people to believe—we feel embarrassed," Vanessa explained to Bored Panda what happens when our perception of how great we think we are doesn’t match reality.

    #10

    Am Does Not Exist In The English Language!

    Am Does Not Exist In The English Language!

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    #11

    Hmm...

    Hmm...

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    #12

    Wow, Just Wow

    Wow, Just Wow

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe me this happens it really does - stupid but very entertaining!

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    "Discovering you were wrong about something most everyone else around you has long known to be true is one of those moments. In that moment we learn, 'Wait a minute, maybe I haven’t been presenting the image of being smart or worldly that I thought I was presenting all this time,' which is embarrassing,” the expert said.

    It’s not all doom and gloom when it comes to embarrassment. In fact, it can be a very positive force. That is if we react accordingly.

    #13

    Many Of Us Are Still Figuring Out This Whole Reproduction Thing

    Many Of Us Are Still Figuring Out This Whole Reproduction Thing

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    #14

    Food Can’t Fly

    Food Can’t Fly

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fish : "well well well, how the turns have tabled."

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually say this: Basically, life is divided into 2 groups (1) plants (2) animals. Is chicken a plant? No? Then what must it be? Now I realize life has other categories but like I said, I keep it basic.

    Violet Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of that "Onion" article: "Desperate Vegetarians Declare Cows Are Plants." There was a diagram with the legs labeled as "stalks," the ears as "leaves," etc.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beaver tails used to be classified as fish

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    Jules
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad how many people think like this. About fish too.

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems there are a lot of people who can't tell the difference between mammal and animal.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my facultys cafeteria we had a "vegetarian sandwitch" that also had chicken on it. It was hilarious how stupid peopel can be.

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are also tons of recipes out there that claim to be 'vegetarian' that have fish / seafood in them... That's a pescetarian dish, not a vegetarian one. Grrr. It's amazing how many people don't understand the difference.

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    Red
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of this person I know saying she wasn't going to eat pork anymore because she likes pigs and felt bad for them, so she was going to make sausage for lunch. Pork sausage. 😑

    Joey Marlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I get that pigs are cute but they don't feel bad for other animals? Why just THAT one?

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    Sinkvenice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that was a first date and I hope there wasn't a second. Good grief! People that thick should wear crash helmets and have a permanent guardian.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually had this exact argument with someone online once. She was convinced that she didn't eat meat at all because "chicken isn't meat".

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's wife looked dumbfounded when I told her humans are an animal too, she was like "no they're not they're human", I was like "yikes, someone didn't pay attention to anything ever", luckily she is a lovely person for her own sake.

    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a town full of these people. Considering starting a GoFundMe page to help me escape 😆🤪😭

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s more vegetative than vegetarian. Wonder what kind of drugs she’s on that keep her body jumping around and her mouth uttering bullshit.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person should go to dinner with the person who posted "vegans who eat meat are out there. We exist"

    Coffee and Paste
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And birds are animals. Cruelty free now equals CHICKEN is being tested on. Sad...

    FelineWine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in a cafeteria recently and was amazed by how many people came in calling themselves vegetarian but then grabbing food with chicken broth in it or picking fish meals. They don't even know what they are.

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy carbonara, I have been a vegetarian all along!

    Hańka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya, chicken is a plant, don't you know?

    Mermaid Elle-Jaye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jfc 🤦‍♀️ my fave person I ever waited on in restaurants, ordered veal tortellini, I came back after serving to make sure the meals were good…… she says “ what is veal”? I say ‘baby cow technically’ and she proceeds to ask for another meal cos she is vegetarian and didn’t know veal was meat. (I happily got her a new dish and laughed when I got home ).

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, that's okay. I make lamb."

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    3 years ago

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    C C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    educational system is obviously failing

    Lori
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poultry-tarian. Jessica Simpson?

    Josurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh well... someone once told me chicken wasn't really meat...

    Valerie Smart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the love of $&@&&$@@&&@&!!!!!!!!!!

    Valerie Smart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I smack this person with a chicken ????

    Lexi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People be really stupid sometimes

    iBlank
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    animals say "moo", everyone know that

    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my daughter was 6, she went through a phase just like this! She wouldn’t eat “animals,” but eating “birds” or “fish” was OK. As a parent, everything became “chicken.” That’s not a pork chop, it’s “chicken!” But one day, my mother-in-law ruined it for me. I had grilled “brown chicken” (aka steak). My daughter asked if she could have more chicken. My MIL said, “You mean steak?” My daughter just stared at me, with a raised eyebrow, as I plopped another piece of steak on her plate and responded, “No, she wants more brown chicken.” She didn’t eat it. The gig was up at that point.

    Kanuli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So we differentiate between mammals and aves now, regarding our diet?

    Catherine McKenzie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People that eat animals are not very smart are they

    Indra Servo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Chicken is not an animal, they grow them on supermarket" -some kid

    Robert Brenneman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birds and fish aren't animals. Vegetarians hate plants, that's why they eat them. Lack of animal protein leads to stupidity. Hahahaha

    Casmera Norwich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can't really argue with that.... smh

    Trixster Million
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only animals have anima glands. Birds don't.

    Mark Fuller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole animal, vegetable, mineral debate aside, isn't it simply easier to think of vegetarians as individuals who don't eat meat, regardless of where it comes from? That is NOT complicated.

    EP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually can see someone believing that. Bc I think the way things are advertised. The focus is meat is cow. Fish is a living animal Too and I think that’s harder to grasp than the chicken part of vegetarian

    ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕣_𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕕
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PA was trying to justify their love of chicken as a vegetarian. Add this to the history books.

    Kim Shannon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A chicken is a teeny tiny updated dinosaur

    Something Different
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a really awful brain fart, and got into an argument about the proper spelling of animal. I said it was 'anamal'

    Vicky De Raedemaeker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A vegetarian does not eat meat, poultry, fish, insects and crustaceans

    no_name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very popular with fishes. Fish is not animal, apparently

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a vegetarian but I do like the veggie burger at A&W. Order it and I get asked if I'm a vegan or vegetarian, so it's real fun ordering anything else while getting skeptical looks from the clerk.

    Lousha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well our tenancy agreement in the UK had a passage that said tenant is not allowed to have "animals OR birds" so I guess this could be a popular belief...

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does everything taste just like chicken to a convert to vegan eating?

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is this guy saying he's a cannibal. We surely can't be considered animals. We're top of the food chain. Even above all those birds.

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh ... where to begin ... have you heard of that Darwin guy? He wrote a book recently ... gotta hurry, that recently is like 150 years ago - gotta make up for that, and everything thereafter...

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    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean to be fair seafood to some isn't considered a meat. ..

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But animals are people too. And if a chicken is not a person it can't be an animal. So it must be din din!

    80 Van
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re an avisterian.

    K Tigress
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people probably just didn't finish grade school. But still insists that their schooling is pro and better then yours.

    Just me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just don't have a clue

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and the rest of us eat meat because that's a natural part of being an omnivore

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh don't. My mother refuses to believe that birds are animals, no matter what I say.

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chickens are dinosaurs and dinosaurs are extinct, therefore the chicken is allowed because it's extinct ;o)

    FHH
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prawns are plants too, according to quite a few veggies ...

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are "vegetarians" out there that eat chicken and fish. Vegans don't eat any animal products..not even honey. Lacto-vegetarian diets exclude meat, fish, poultry and eggs, as well as foods that contain them. Dairy products, such as milk, cheese, yogurt and butter, are included. Ovo-vegetarian diets exclude meat, poultry, seafood and dairy products, but allow eggs. Lacto-ovo vegetarian diets exclude meat, fish and poultry, but allow dairy products and eggs. Pescatarian diets exclude meat and poultry, dairy, and eggs, but allow fish. And then there is a group that considers poultry as vegetarian..usually starting with ichtho....

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    #15

    Grown Adult Doesn’t Understand How Rainbows Work

    Grown Adult Doesn’t Understand How Rainbows Work

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hooray, we can be gay with unicorn spray :D

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    “One thing that’s interesting about embarrassment is that, for as much as we might experience it as painful in the moment, it’s actually very socially adaptive. Being embarrassed signals to other people that you care about what they think. And that actually draws people in to you,” Vanessa said.

    “So blushing, burying your head in your hands, laughing, acknowledging how embarrassing something was, are all totally healthy ways to react,” Vanessa said that we shouldn’t feel embarrassed about feeling embarrassed. In fact, trying to hide our embarrassment can actually backfire on us.

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    #16

    I Love Reptiles, Too...

    I Love Reptiles, Too...

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey stupids, when in doubt just say animal

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    #17

    Just Give It A Snorkel

    Just Give It A Snorkel

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    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are people like this just left to fend for themselves.

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    #18

    Just Don’t Buy It?

    Just Don’t Buy It?

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    PupperPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free healthcare should be a human right, not a way to profit from misery.

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    “The unhealthy way to react is to pretend you’re not embarrassed, that you didn’t make a mistake, or to get angry. Those things undo the positive effect of embarrassment typically has on other people by conveying insincerity and pushing people away rather than drawing them in,” she said. In short, owning up to having done something downright dumb and incredibly stupid by embracing our embarrassment is the mature, emotionally healthy way to react. Trying to hide the fact that we messed up, however, won’t win us any friends.

    #19

    Brexit At A Whole New Level

    Brexit At A Whole New Level

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    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am all for democracy and all but some people really are too stupid to be allowed to vote and especially hold office.

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    #20

    Locked Out

    Locked Out

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    #21

    Jesus....

    Jesus....

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    #23

    Wow. Just Opened Themselves Up For All The Jokes

    Wow. Just Opened Themselves Up For All The Jokes

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, every time I read these kinds of things, some of my brain cells commit suicide :(

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    #24

    Excuse Me Ma'am...that's Not How That Works...

    Excuse Me Ma'am...that's Not How That Works...

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    #25

    Dumba**

    Dumba**

    "Just sitting here.....eating popcorn....cell phone in hand with 9-1-....already punched in..."

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    #26

    15 Idiots Decided To Park On A Frozen Lake During 45 Degree Weather

    15 Idiots Decided To Park On A Frozen Lake During 45 Degree Weather

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    #27

    Damn Bumbledoofus

    Damn Bumbledoofus

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of her breaks will be a blast...

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    #28

    Free

    Free

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    ilikeplants
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to think that behind the grey boxes it says "ninjas". Damn ninjas stealing condoms. Yep. I'm going to go with that.

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    #29

    No Matter How Unsafe It Sounds

    No Matter How Unsafe It Sounds

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    #30

    Oh America

    Oh America

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    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we in the UK celebrate the 4th of July as the day we banished you from the empire

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    #31

    This Idiot Who Was Going Over 80mph With They’re Dog Not Secured To The Back Of The Truck. I Called The Nhp On Them. It Was Scared To Death. I Was Afraid I Was Going To See A Dog Smear On The Side Of I-80

    This Idiot Who Was Going Over 80mph With They’re Dog Not Secured To The Back Of The Truck. I Called The Nhp On Them. It Was Scared To Death. I Was Afraid I Was Going To See A Dog Smear On The Side Of I-80

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of a$$hole does this ffs? Poor doggy.

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    #32

    Everything Is Food To Us:

    Everything Is Food To Us:

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    #33

    This Guys Asking The Important Questions!

    This Guys Asking The Important Questions!

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No sir you must upgrade to a compatible windows ten mouse pad which costs 50% more!

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    #34

    Just So Wrong In So Many Ways....

    Just So Wrong In So Many Ways....

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    #35

    We Take Dumb Risks

    We Take Dumb Risks

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't put anything in a place where you wouldn't put "Richard" in - Security rule 101

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    #36

    I Have No Words

    I Have No Words

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    Theoretical Empiricist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And thank God the rest of us have freeways to hold the diseases at bay! /s

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    #37

    We Have No Idea How To Stay Healthy

    We Have No Idea How To Stay Healthy

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    troufaki13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some anti-vaxxer once said to a friend of mine "I won't take the vaccine. I'd rather die healthy" like wtf!!

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    #38

    Kids And Their Cell Phones

    Kids And Their Cell Phones

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    Rachknits
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know that as we get more and more technologically advanced some of us are getting proportionately more stupid?

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    #39

    Mind Blowing

    Mind Blowing

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to be efficient but not quite getting it

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    #40

    We Are Powerless To Things That Look Like Chocolate

    We Are Powerless To Things That Look Like Chocolate

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    #41

    Grown A** Man Got His Finger Stuck In The Wall At Chipotle

    Grown A** Man Got His Finger Stuck In The Wall At Chipotle

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    #42

    My Brother Put A Chopping Board Under The Pizza To Catch The Stuff It Drops

    My Brother Put A Chopping Board Under The Pizza To Catch The Stuff It Drops

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    Miriam L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sensible thought, poorly executed. Next time, try a baking sheet and for goodness sake use oven mitts when you pull it out!

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    #43

    Friend Of Mine Started Their Day Off Poorly

    Friend Of Mine Started Their Day Off Poorly

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    #44

    We Confuse Syrup And Sanitizer

    We Confuse Syrup And Sanitizer

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wondered why I had the urge to lick my fingers after sanitizing my hands!

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    #45

    We Are A Little Too Eager To Play With Mysterious Substances

    We Are A Little Too Eager To Play With Mysterious Substances

    "I accidentally broke my thermometer and this liquid came out. It's so fun to play with !"

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    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm calling shenanigans on this one. That's far more mercury than you'd get in the average thermometer.

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    #46

    Where Is Gordon Ramsey When You Need Him

    Where Is Gordon Ramsey When You Need Him

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    #47

    Ice Isn’t Real And Snow Is Made Of Chemtrails

    Ice Isn’t Real And Snow Is Made Of Chemtrails

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    #48

    Painted Himself In A Corner

    Painted Himself In A Corner

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    Miriam L
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Nope boss, can't move on to the next site, if I move it'll disturb the paint. I just have to wait here for a while..." All he needs is a chair

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    #49

    Wasn't Paying Attention While Painting And Drinking Tea, Guess Which One I Just Took A Sip Of?

    Wasn't Paying Attention While Painting And Drinking Tea, Guess Which One I Just Took A Sip Of?

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, done that. It was late, Saturday evening, glass of rosé and I sipped the water for my paintbrush and didn't even notice so I guess I'd had enough rosé already Haaaahaha.

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    #50

    Never Bake Cookies In A Crop Top

    Never Bake Cookies In A Crop Top

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    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see how this one belongs here. It's an accident, and the poster is fully aware of the silliness of it.

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    #51

    ‘How Can I Heal This Naturally?’

    ‘How Can I Heal This Naturally?’

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    King Kashue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, medical care is super affordable in Costa Rica. Not only do they have a good public health care system, the private health care is of such a high quality and low price, it's one of the most common "Medical Tourism" destinations around.

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    #52

    Anything

    Anything

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gas booster energy drink. Fart your way to the New Years Party ....

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    #53

    Sandpaper To The Windshield

    Sandpaper To The Windshield

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    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know, the fast iCharge function of every new iPhone from iPhone12 upward, allows you to fully charge your completely flat battery in just two minutes on High setting in the microwave?

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    #54

    I Wish I Had 64 Subscribers So I Could Drop Out Of College And Quit My Job

    I Wish I Had 64 Subscribers So I Could Drop Out Of College And Quit My Job

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    Tee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 10 subscribers and I need 5 more to quit my job!

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    #55

    “Let’s Think Of An Argument Against Vaccines.” “Jesus!”

    “Let’s Think Of An Argument Against Vaccines.” “Jesus!”

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    Karin Jansen
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus also didn't live in a house with running water and electronics, or wear printed t-shirts. I guess it's back to the desert for you little lady.

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    #56

    For Some Reason

    For Some Reason

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    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anticipating the color of blue they'll be when their lungs shoot craps.

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    #57

    A Friend Sent Me This Picture Today

    A Friend Sent Me This Picture Today

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    #58

    We Have Zero Money Management Skills

    We Have Zero Money Management Skills

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA HA AH AHA AHA YOUR SUPPOSED TOO SELL WHEN ITS A HIGHER PRICE

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    #59

    A Girl At My School Used Her iPhone To Keep A Door Open

    A Girl At My School Used Her iPhone To Keep A Door Open

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    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let Apple hear about it or it will become a feature.

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    #60

    Lanyard Caught On The Handle And My Keys Swung Inside The Door As I Closed It. Stupidest Way To Lock Yourself Out?

    Lanyard Caught On The Handle And My Keys Swung Inside The Door As I Closed It. Stupidest Way To Lock Yourself Out?

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    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, and for no reason, the universe just says "f**k you"

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    #61

    My Friend Tried To Take A Bite Of An Apple, He Enjoyed A Mouth Full Of Foam

    My Friend Tried To Take A Bite Of An Apple, He Enjoyed A Mouth Full Of Foam

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    Miriam L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm... Concerned about the darker stuff in the middle

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    #62

    When They Make The Power For The Security Camera Exposed...

    When They Make The Power For The Security Camera Exposed...

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @ Brain Bennet: On BP you have to clearly mark when you're joking or being sarcastic. A lot of pandas would do each and everything in this topic without a worry in the world.

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    #63

    And They Are Connected How?

    And They Are Connected How?

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    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Law and justice are not the same thing. Many bad things are done because "its the law"

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    #64

    Someone Needs A Chemistry Lesson...

    Someone Needs A Chemistry Lesson...

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when I held the crystals in my hand a unicorn came and started praying for me and said I was the chosen one.

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    #65

    Facepalm

    Facepalm

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    #66

    We're Always Putting Our Heads Where They Don't Belong

    We're Always Putting Our Heads Where They Don't Belong

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    #67

    Dumb Activities

    Dumb Activities

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    #68

    You F**king What Mate?

    You F**king What Mate?

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    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it any wonder that this person will be arrested at some point?

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    #69

    I Mean, Anything

    I Mean, Anything

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    #70

    We're Very, Very Slow To React

    We're Very, Very Slow To React

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    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, another Mr./Ms. "I can't even make toast without setting something on fire".

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    #71

    Underage Guys Show Up Drunk To Bail Out Underage Drunk Friend

    Underage Guys Show Up Drunk To Bail Out Underage Drunk Friend

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    #72

    My Brother Ate 3 Slices Of This Bread Before Turning The Lights On To See Why It Tasted Funny

    My Brother Ate 3 Slices Of This Bread Before Turning The Lights On To See Why It Tasted Funny

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could he even swallow anymore after the first bite?

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    #73

    Cooking With Engine Oil

    Cooking With Engine Oil

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    Tee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People cannot be this stupid! Motor oil?

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    #74

    If He Wasn't Before He Is Now

    If He Wasn't Before He Is Now

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    Tee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gasoline? You...Gasoline? For cars...Gasoline right? I'm...GASOLINE!

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    #75

    Rip

    Rip

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    Racha Singto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No death was reported though. Original from 2017 but resurfaced 2020 with death mentioned by online columnist, not news channel. https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/south-african-pastor-encouraged-worshippers-to-drink-rat-poison/BQ7V5KE5Y57XGIISLFKDF46BDE/

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    #76

    I'm Loosing Faith In Humanity By The Day

    I'm Loosing Faith In Humanity By The Day

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    #77

    I Realize This Could Be Taken As Political Because Of The Hat, But I’m Not Trying To Be. I’m Mostly Annoyed About The Mask. Like, You’re So Close Man! Just A Little Lower!

    I Realize This Could Be Taken As Political Because Of The Hat, But I’m Not Trying To Be. I’m Mostly Annoyed About The Mask. Like, You’re So Close Man! Just A Little Lower!

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    Losferatu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That hat and stupidity go hand in hand

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    #78

    When You’re Willing To Risk Your Safety And Life For A Few Likes On Instagram

    When You’re Willing To Risk Your Safety And Life For A Few Likes On Instagram

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    #79

    “But I Can’t Park In The Handicap Space, I Don’t Have A Placard. That Would Be Illegal”

    “But I Can’t Park In The Handicap Space, I Don’t Have A Placard. That Would Be Illegal”

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's totally OK to block 2 handicap spaces by parking like a demented Brussels sprout without a driver's license.

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    #80

    We Have No Idea How To Handle Cooking

    We Have No Idea How To Handle Cooking

    "I ALMOST BURNT MY HOUSE DOWN"

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like they say "Keep the home fires burning!"

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    #81

    Just What Hell

    Just What Hell

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    T'Mar of Vulcan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not convinced this is true. There has been an urban legend around since the '90s about a cleaner at a hospital unplugging the life support to plug in the floor polisher. The story supposedly took place at a hospital in South Africa, but follow-ups showed it never happened. Then a few years later I saw the same story on the news (here in South Africa) about it happening it Zimbabwe. It never happened!

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    #82

    Comparing Trying To Keep Possibly Deadly Diseases Spreading Because Of Their Stupidity To Segregation

    Comparing Trying To Keep Possibly Deadly Diseases Spreading Because Of Their Stupidity To Segregation

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People just want to be oppressed soooo badly... *facepalm*

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    #83

    We'll Get To Those After We Take Down All Churches Because Of The Crusades...

    We'll Get To Those After We Take Down All Churches Because Of The Crusades...

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    Rachknits
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this is an example of stupidity, it's an excuse for racism

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    #84

    I'm An Idiot... Just Painted The Stairs To My Basement Now I'm Trapped

    I'm An Idiot... Just Painted The Stairs To My Basement Now I'm Trapped

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    #85

    Why Is Snapchat So Stupid

    Why Is Snapchat So Stupid

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His ribs can be removed. He has no brain to remove so...

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    #86

    Did They Even Go To School??? And How Would This Be Racist

    Did They Even Go To School??? And How Would This Be Racist

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand this one, what's custom life?

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    #87

    Screenshot

    Screenshot

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    Space whale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way I could see this working is if you took a screenshot then drew where the cracks were

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    #88

    I Don’t Have The Smartest Friends In The World

    I Don’t Have The Smartest Friends In The World

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    #89

    Men Cause C*****

    Men Cause C*****

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    Olga Dremina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am i the one who thought the word was, er, sound like "count"?

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    #90

    I'm Starting To Think This View Isn't Worth Golfers Aiming Directly At Our Homes

    I'm Starting To Think This View Isn't Worth Golfers Aiming Directly At Our Homes

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm starting to think maybe I should apply to BP for a job about how repetitive some of this stuff is and work in finding more content thats not going to be repeated in a months time...

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    #91

    Found In The Washington Post

    Found In The Washington Post

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't cook anything from another culture, that's cultural appropriation and therefor racist" - serious topic on Twitter and "news" websites some months ago

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    #92

    Speakers

    Speakers

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    #93

    A Little Something From R/Mgtow

    A Little Something From R/Mgtow

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    Miriam L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this should be here... Lighthearted stupidity is one thing, some of these entries are a little morbid, but this is disgusting and rather disturbing to read. It's not stupidity, it's a deliberate denial of reality with fake statistics for the purposes of making women seem inferior and giving 'reasons' to hate them (and possibly to ignore any r*pe accusations because 'its just made up, you can't trust them.) A completely different kind of horror that the other posts

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