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35 People Share Things That Are ‘Technically True’ And No One Can Argue With This Logic (New Posts)
It’s no secret that the internet is one of the best places for people to blare out their opinions. After all, it’s easy to be right and even easier to be wrong. But if there’s one thing that many of us find truly entertaining, it's stumbling upon a clever comeback that is technically true, but very far from what we expected.
Enter the Technically The Truth subreddit that documents the best and most amusing posts floating around the web. While the members of this group might not give you the actual answers you were looking for, you can't argue that they are still pretty hilarious.
From cheesy puns to ludicrous responses, take a look at some of the best posts Bored Panda has selected from this online community. Continue scrolling and upvote the ones you enjoyed most! And if you’re hungry for even more ridiculously obvious responses, take a look at Part 1 of this post right here.
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#1
Yeah! Let The Bear In, He Is Your Mascot After All.
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
Unfortunately, the species of bear depicted on the California flag, the California Grizzly, went completely extinct in the 1920s, mostly due to “loss of habitat and over-hunting by a rapidly growing human population” (https://capitolmuseum.ca.gov/state-symbols/state-animal-grizzly-bear/). So we could also say you can’t put a bear on your flag then a few years later make it extinct.
Ozymandias73 3 years ago
At bare minimum, let it bare its thoughts at the meeting. Or is that too unbearable? GOODNIGHT FOLKS!
Analyn Lahr 3 years ago
Can you spare a moment to talk about our lord and savior Smokey the Bear?
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#2
God Works In Mysterious Ways
Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago (edited)
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#3
Egyptology
Samuel Pelatan 3 years ago
Sounds like it but that's how you keep knowledge: books and database are far from enought, we need alive, thinking people who know their thing. Better if it's free education though.
Who Panda 420 3 years ago
That is a good point that hadn't occurred to my but it's absolutely right.
Load More Replies... Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
It’s an old saying “those who can’t do, teach”. From my experience, it seems also that those who can’t teach, administrate.
Aleandria Thomas 3 years ago
Greige you get a matter what is that you eat for her even though it's not sure what to do I don't want it to end up with my mom and you are you jayla he can you rgoducd you make me me Addison had her birthday 🎂 you get
Aleandria Thomas 3 years ago
Hehe you are so cute and you too that is a good one 🤬
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Since its creation in 2017, the Technically The Truth subreddit has been steadily growing and becoming a powerhouse of more than 2M truthers, as the moderators like to call them. Members of this community share the hilarious comebacks, obnoxiously literal puns, and dad-joke-worthy replies they come across online, and the forum has become a great source of entertainment for many. After all, who doesn’t enjoy letting out a few genuine laughs?
There’s a particular type of wordplay that gives a joke the dubious distinction of being a dad joke, Stanley Dubinsky, an English professor at the University of South Carolina and co-author of the book Understanding Language Through Humor, told The Atlantic.
You see, polysemy (from the Greek meaning "many" and "signs") is the coexistence of several meanings or uses for the same word. "Most jokes rely on some semantic ambiguity or grammatical ambiguity," Dubinsky said. "The things people call 'dad jokes' are the ones where the ambiguity is crushingly obvious."
#4
I Hate People Like This
Adam Loren 3 years ago
Best comeback I've read on BP so far. Made my account just to comment on this.
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#5
Can't Forget About Oscar!
Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 3 years ago (edited)
Not only is it his home, it's also HUGE on the inside. Like, Oscar is straight up a Time Lord. Not sure how often they show that these days though.
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Steve Fischer 3 years ago
He said that the trash can is larger than his last New York City apartment
#7
High On Heaven
Tia Hansen 3 years ago
then he cursed us all over that mistake he made making eve .-. you want her to listen? just make her more obedient ;-; why he gotta curse us all for all of eternity even if he is all forgiving ;0;
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Daniel Marsh 3 years ago
Nope. It was knowledge of evil. Paradise was naive bliss.
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Shelley Dawson 3 years ago
I literally laughed out loud. And what about the other poisonous plants and animals???????
Iseefractals 3 years ago
Or....we could all just grow the f**k up, realize that religion was something that was thought up as a means of keeping the uneducated, idiot masses in check.....and stop looking for some sort of prize at the end of life. This is all we get.
One reason why parents are fond of such clean and simple humor is that they feel some amount of loss and nostalgia when they see their kids grow up. "You don’t have children anymore," he explained. "One way to get back to that time is to go back to the stupid old jokes they used to think were funny."
Yet, this phrase is often associated with immature or sometimes even dense jokes. "One of the things about language is that we judge the sophistication of our peers by how sophisticated they are with use of language. Your smartest friends can use deadpan sarcasm, and your smartest friends can get it when you’re deadpanning sarcasm," Dubinsky explained. So when a person is telling a lame joke, the listeners are often quite disapproving.
#8
Life Savings
Auntriarch 3 years ago
No, it was the other 15 bullets that missed the coins
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#9
What’s Cookies Though?
Andrew Dunford 3 years ago
Cookies are Perfectly fine in the UK, provided they're the Nice Crumbly ones, not those Sad, Soggy, Chewy things that can't decide whether they're a cake or a cow pat!
ChimeraBubbles 3 years ago
Couldn't disagree more. I dislike crumbly cookies and biscuits but I do like a lovely big, flat, soft, chewy cookie. But to each their own.
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#10
He's Got A Point
chi-wei shen 3 years ago
The last outsider who set foot on North Sentinel Island was an American missionary in 2018 and he was promptly killed by the locals.
rspanther 3 years ago
I think they have the right idea. Live on a tropical island and shoot arrows at people who come asking if you have accepted Jesus as your lord and savior.
Samuel Pelatan 3 years ago (edited)
Yeah, and they don't do that just by xenophobia, their first contact with european resulted unsurprisingly in atrocities commited by us. They learned they needed to keep us at bay to be at peace.
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Speedgoat 3 years ago
I imagine a boat easing up and someone yelling-WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY!
Steve Fischer 3 years ago
Same policy we should adopt here for all missionaries. Keep your mythology to yourselves
Eiram 3 years ago
I cant wait until we have cameras on wings tiny enough and with the distance to visit them secretly and learn about the only human civilization untouched by the world.
RedMarbles 3 years ago
Yes, I really hope we can learn a lot more while not bothering them.
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Sapna Sarfare 3 years ago
I think they were the pacific islanders. These ones are not cannibals from what i know.
Load More Replies... Heather T 3 years ago
They, unfortunately, do have to be constantly vigilant for every disease on Earth, as they cannot survive contact with the rest of us. However, they do seem to continue to be very healthy and living a fine, fine life. I love that these people exist and that they learned very fast when first contact happened. I wish we could know them, if I could know any secret of history, it would be to know a tiny bit of theirs, but oh, it's beautiful that we can't. They chose a different priority, they have neighbors who were contacted and now offer some heartbreaking tourist packages, pretending to be "primitive" people. If John Chao hadn't been killed for breaching the shore, he easily could have killed off the people through a pathogen. My only concern was that they would still catch something from him. Regardless of his devout words, he was planning an assault and was killed for acting with murderous intent. They simply are defending themselves.
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
I wonder if the island in Iceland (I can't remember the name of) that sprang up from the sea and only certain researchers are allowed on has been affected? Like, did they have to stop everyone from going there during covid, since the aim is to study an ecosystem that is not impacted by humans?
#11
Uhh
SilentBob731 3 years ago
Just wait 'til the networks get really desperate...it'll be a reality show.
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Paul Richards 3 years ago
Bill burr: "90% of shark attacks happen in shallow water...no s**t thats where all the people are"
Bobert Robertson 3 years ago
Lol I mean, we would attack a random person walking through our living rooms, why can't sharks do the same?
Even if some say that such humor is childish, naive, and sometimes very cringe-worthy, it’s hard to deny that it’s also very charming. Dad jokes are usually clean, quite generic, brief, and require no additional context or explanation. When the English professor tells someone a dad joke, "you know that no matter what I say, my joke won’t hurt you—and I want everybody to get my joke, so I’m going to make it so stunningly obvious that anybody can get it."
#12
Ofcourse
#13
The Perfect Date
Auntriarch 3 years ago (edited)
With the stone removed and replaced with a tiny piece of marzipan, or cheese if you're feeling savoury
Load More Replies... Samuel Pelatan 3 years ago
I guess it depends: for database ? Absolutly ! For a rendez-vous setup ? Not much.
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Yachtless Talks About Shirtless
Samuel Pelatan 3 years ago
Looks like stars can look buff in movies but have casual body irl, it can help with body image to realize that. Those picture are not shamefull for him.
Rae Black 3 years ago
Not to mention they sometimes get really unhealthy to look good, like being super dehydrated to make their muscles pop. Its not sustainable or good for them.
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Iseefractals 3 years ago
Yeah....this is what happens with body builders, as a rule. They get jacked during competition season, then when they aren't training 8-12 hours a day, 7 days a week....but still having to consume the same high calorie diet to maintain muscle mass....they chunk out. However....look at his arms, and his chest....and even the shape of the torso (aside from the beer gut)....he's still packed with muscle. Which means it's not really the same thing as the brunt of the american populace who's idea of exercise is walking to their car to get more fast food.
Iseefractals 3 years ago
To all those saying that this is fat shaming....yeah, so what? I mean they're off the mark, because as i already pointed out, body builders have to maintain high calorie intake in order to maintain muscle mass, even when they aren't training, whether for competition or a film. But since he's still packed with muscle, which burns more calories just by sitting on your ass, he will take it off quick. This is different than the 40% of the US population that is obese, the 75% that are overweight. They aren't body builders....they aren't healthy, they account for $250 billion in health care spending, and $1.3 trillion in lost productivity because they get winded standing up. This is not something that we should tolerate, let alone celebrate, particularly when something like 15% of children under 7 are classified as obese.
Jaithesaint 3 years ago
I Use to serve Leo Decaprio. My first couple times, I had no idea because he was husky with a full beard. I thought he took the L train to the west side for brunch. But nope, it was Leo, lol. He was my childhood crush. Not after that. I def don’t like the hipster look lol
#15
Somebody That I Used To Knowwwwww
julie son 3 years ago
Yeah, but his one song touched the soul of the world for a while, so if he never does anything else, it's still more than most of us will ever do.
Jeremy Pierce 3 years ago
Plus that guy made more money off one song than Ive probably made working all my life.
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Demi Zwaan 3 years ago
He still makes music, it's just that his usual taste is more niche and unlike the one hit wonder.
Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago
I don't understand the hatred for the one hit wonder. Someone brings joy to thousands or millions with a single act and its viewed as a bad thing. Its like telling someone they suck because they gave a kid a free ice cream cone but didn't give them one for their other hand too.
Katinka Min 3 years ago
I wholeheartedly agree!! These people do more for the world's happiness with that one-hit--wonder than most of us combined. I think, it's just envy. Oh,, and let's not forget the artists that are starting to be succesfull and are then accused of 'selling out' -_- As if life isn't hard enough for people working in the entertainment biz. So annoying.
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Wesley Lucas 3 years ago
The cover by Walk Off the Earth, where all 5 band members play this on a single guitar together, was really beautiful, better than the original, IMO!
Dubinsky explained that people might be attracted to this type of humor since they want to receive a momentary break from their everyday burdens. After all, laughter is a great form of stress relief.
Just by letting out a chuckle or two, you can quickly notice several short-term benefits. A good laugh can stimulate your heart and other vital organs, and enhance your intake of oxygen-rich air. Plus, it activates and then relieves your stress response, leaving you feeling calm and at ease. Not to mention that it can also stimulate circulation and help your muscles relax, which reduces some of the physical symptoms of stress.
#16
I Love Pi
Genevieve 3 years ago
YOU'RE only in radian mode! ..Sorry, my childishness kicked in.
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#17
Icebergs Are Overrated Anyway
Evil Hornet 3 years ago
Sweet revenge! You took down Titanic, we took down You and all other icebergs! ^^
Hannah Edwards 3 years ago
I thought that the melting ice caps make more icebergs as the ice sheet breaks up.
Mistralok 3 years ago
"Titanic: Honor and Glory" is an amazing virtual reality game in progress. BY FAR the most amazing recreation of the inner and outer ship I have ever seen. Check it out: https://www.youtube.com/c/TitanicHG/featured
Naesil 3 years ago
Was very bare bones when I checked it out little while back, most of the areas were not accessible.. but project is interesting and hopefully gets more refined in the future.
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Nubis Knight 3 years ago (edited)
We didn't melt all the icebergs. Due to global warming big parts of ice break of the shelf and may lead to more icebergs?
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
I bet the tickets are even more expensive too, so those most responsible for melting icebergs may be the only ones to travel on it too!
#18
Well... Yes...
Katherine Boag 3 years ago
Classiical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens on twitter posts heaps of jokes like this
#19
Nuts!
Zedrapazia 3 years ago
I haven't eaten any of these in quite a while ... Maybe I should buy some today
Whitney keen 3 years ago
Think i read that studies showed that Marijuana smokers have the same lung capacity as non-smokers because of their habit of taking a big breath (aka bong hit) and holding it.
Whitney keen 3 years ago
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://pulmccm.org/asthma-review/infrequent-pot-smokers-have-better-lung-function-than-non-tokers-jama/&ved=2ahUKEwiCgvXGtpj2AhWxnGoFHbjMDe8QFnoECAsQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3Yjb5Dt2PEBhCP0zinjWfh
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Solar Powered Dryer
Zaza 3 years ago
I might have told this on here before, but remember pagers were a thing for a while? They are called "pieper" in Dutch. In some parts of the country they call potatoes piepers. Some genius advertised in the newspaper, sold bunches of potatoes for (insert cost of a pager minus a few bucks to make it a good deal)
If you catch yourself giggling on every occasion you possibly can, you might also notice some long-term effects, like a stronger immune system. Laughter is also famous for making the body produce natural painkillers, so it’s a great way to relieve pain. Then, you have your naturally improved mood: "Many people experience depression, sometimes due to chronic illnesses. Laughter can help lessen your stress, depression, and anxiety and may make you feel happier. It can also improve your self-esteem," according to Mayo Clinic Staff.
#21
He's Freezing Too Probably
Martin Kaine 3 years ago
Like that time I asked that German girl out. I asked what time I should meet her. She said nine. I waited until 10, but she never showed up.😢
Brian Strand 3 years ago
Reminds me of the time in the fasthaus ordering dry martinis and they kept bringing me three.
Martin Kaine 3 years ago
And we all know what Freud said comes between fear and sex..........fünf.
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#22
Something We Can All Agree On
#23
In All Its Glory
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
I’ve been to Mt Rushmore. Not very exciting. Would’ve been way better if they’d just f*****g left it alone.
Trevor Nicholson 3 years ago
I'm amazed how many times I see a post like this and people are like shocked that there was something there before. Like what did you think Mt Rushmore was carved out of? Did you think they glued the statues on to a flat wall of nothing?
Katinka Min 3 years ago
Not sure about unprecedented, because there are quite a few of those cliffs in the world, but, yes, it is not really something to be proud off, anymore.
Having a good chuckle not only helps you cope with troubles and challenging situations but also lets you lead a more exciting life. So if you want to receive your daily dose of humor, just take a quick look at some funny pictures, hilarious posts, or technically true comebacks, and you’ll probably be smiling in no time.
#24
Such A Tragic Story
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! 3 years ago
Instead of calling it a romance you could say "Romeo and Juliet" was about a 3 day relationship between a 13 year old and a 17 year old that resulted in 6 deaths.
Who Panda 420 3 years ago
True. We already know Romeo is fickle. He was so in love with Rosaline to begin with and ready to kill himself over that 14-year-old a couple days later.
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Jeremy Pierce 3 years ago
I would have rather had this summary rather than required reading all semester in middle school. The great Shakespear is kinda heavy for 7th grade imo
Who Panda 420 3 years ago
And you have to have all of the jokes explained to you specially at that age which kind of takes the humor out of them. Sometimes I wish black adder would go back in time and punch him in the face for me like in the 1999 special
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Robert A Reider Jr 3 years ago
🤣 there really should be one more frame. At the beginning, they should be locked in a romantic gaze!
#25
G-A-R-F-I-E-L-D
Sue Grigg 3 years ago
"The Communist Party of Animal Crossing". Why can't I ever think of clever screen names like this?
Anna Banana 3 years ago
Wonder why their novelist training didn't include punctuation and capitalization.
Bouthaina Van buuren 3 years ago
Okay guys stop typing nonsense or you'll end up summoning some freaking demon
#26
How Can You Provide Proof For That?
David Zeller 3 years ago
Aliexpress wanted proof a stylus wasn't working and denied a return/refund because I couldn't show nothing happening. Idiots.
#27
Well The Farm Animals Are Present
Seanette Blaylock 3 years ago
A while back, I saw a story about a car going through the drive-thru at McDonald's with an actual live cow in the passenger side. Gotta wonder what the cow thought about that.
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Mr.Knaps (He/Him) 3 years ago
im just laughing at the positioning of the golden arches logo making it say mac domalds
#28
I Was Doing Homework When I Did This...
Analyn Lahr 3 years ago
If the teacher did didn't expect that level of smart assery from at least one student, are they really a teacher?
#29
So True!
Patsy 3 years ago
If its a Marvel movie, always after the credits. Even then, sometimes you stay until the lights are on...just in case.
SilentBob731 3 years ago
I love Marvel, but they've gotten me to waste a lot of time flipping through credits on other stuff as well (because it's really becoming a trend).
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Troux 3 years ago
I once went with a friend to see Kill Bill. I hated it. I hated it all the way through. I never walk out of a movie, but I was fully ready and could see nothing redeeming this film for me. However, my friend was watching it, so I stayed seated and didn't complain so she could enjoy it, because I'm a good friend. She's also a good friend, so she stayed seated and didn't mention a word about how much she hated the movie and wanted to walk out until it was over.
ZAPanda 3 years ago
I think he was just trying to prove how much gore you can get away with in a movie.
Load More Replies... Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
I like watching the closing credits. Sometimes the filmmakers put little extras in them or after them.
Theoretical Empiricist 3 years ago
I walked out on Oliver Stone's "W". It was just too soon after his administration for me to watch it comfortably. Little did I suspect I'd eventually see him as a (comparative) genius statesman.
Jackie Lulu 3 years ago
I walked out of Rocky Horror Picture Show. This was before it became a cult favorite with the toilet paper and toast. Later on, I went to many midnight showings, armed with toilet paper and toast.
Péter Rózsahegyi 3 years ago
I went out from Dancing with Volves. I nearly missed the last train back to the military camp 🪖
#30
Two Is Less Than Three
#31
If That's Really What You Want
#32
Technically, 911 Is A Phone Number
-Mellohi- 3 years ago
Every time I see Wells Fargo I think of the Susan Powell case :[ my dad actually used to work with her. He didn't know her but he remembers her saying "If anything happens to me, immediately suspect my husband" search it up, it's really interesting yet sad
Sterling Johnson 3 years ago
I'm also interested in that account number. Did he work for an audio production company?
#33
Possessing A Car..
Robert A Reider Jr 3 years ago (edited)
And if it doesn't stick the first time, just repossess it!
Brandy Grote 3 years ago
This is just step one. They'll be out there next week to repossess it.
#34
I Do Too.
Martin Ibert 3 years ago
That would kind of require to know which combinations of digits are actual phone numbers and which ones are not.
#35
Obviously
Mobey Drunk 3 years ago
I prefer George Carlin's statement on it. It should be called the less old testament.
SilentBob731 3 years ago
I prefer his whole take on the subject: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r-e2NDSTuE&t=124s
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lgbt_squid.12 3 years ago
Obviously not trying to be THAT guy; your name clearly says you are SOME guy.
SilentBob731 3 years ago
Speak for yourself, I'm not "under" any of that nonsense.
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#36
He Ain't Lying Tho
C.Douglas 3 years ago
I'm curious what you would consider NSFW that isn't 18+ only
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#37
Rain Is Rain
Mr.Knaps (He/Him) 3 years ago
This reminds me of when i say human nature is really whatever humans do. any and all of them.
#38
Such Dedication!
#39
It Makes You Think
PenitentEyeball (She/Them) 3 years ago (edited)
Ah ok, I get it now. Thanks Echo
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Chickadee Circle 3 years ago (edited)
I'm thinking the lack of votes on this one is directly connected to the lack of understanding
#40
Gamers Know How It Is.
Martin Kaine 3 years ago
That is the only time those phrases should be used in the same sentence.
#41
He Indeed Is Not A Theoretical Physicist
#42
Time To Get Rid Of Legs.
SilentBob731 3 years ago
Plus, I can do without the piles of poop and corpses.
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MelonCloud 3 years ago
Technically not true. Looking at his prosthetic, he still has parts of his legs. And trust me, walking/climbing a long time on prosthetic hurts like a m**o!
third molar 3 years ago
Climbing Everest take 2-5 yrs to prepare and do. Repaying student loans take decades
#43
Well That Was Unexpected
#44
Money Talks.
Demi Zwaan 3 years ago
Better, but still not a deterrent for rich folks. My boss got so many speeding tickets they took away his driver's license for a while. That didn't even bother him. He just hired a driver (on call 24/7) and once he got his license back, he was speeding again just like before.
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#45
Joe Biden Is Not My President
#46
No, No, He's Got A Point.
SilentBob731 3 years ago
Either I get to relax nearly all the time or I get to relax ALL the time. Sign me up.
Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago (edited)
The guy who offered this bet fixes it you always die so he never pays out. He is also a Hitman.
#47
Liquid Is A State. Just Not Of America.
Susan Bosse 3 years ago
New York. New Jersey. Wyoming. Connecticut. Missouri. Mississippi. Tennessee. Kentucky. Ohio Vermont.
#48
When You Are In The 4th Dimension
#49
Well I’d Be Worried If We Can’t
#50
Yes, You Really *are* Too Sweet For Your Own Good.
Robert T 3 years ago (edited)
And if she said "you have acute angina", does that make her a lesbian?
#51
Why Does The Caption Have No Relation With The Pics She Posted?
#52
32nd Birthday
#53
Yep, She Did
Gwendoline Blotiau 3 years ago
How can this be possible there is no car way under it... only pedestrian...
#54
Thanks Google
#56
Minimum Effort
#57
That's A Lot Of Money
Bonzo 3 years ago
Ok BP, this is about the sixth time I’ve seen this, including another post TODAY!
SilentBob731 3 years ago
They're just testing your memory and attention span. You've passed! ;-)
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Why Is No One Talking About This Plastic Waste?
Bill 3 years ago
She covered it. They charge to remove the implants for cremation
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#59
We All Have Peaked
#60
He’s Solved The Case, We Can All Move On Now...
Zedrapazia 3 years ago
I remember these things once randomly been a thing. Does anyone know now why?
Robert T 3 years ago
This was several years BBP. That is Before Bored Panda. ;-)
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Walking On Sunshine 3 years ago
I Remember Trump supporters destroying one as they screamed "America first". Seriously. But they love them some Confederate statues.
SilentBob731 3 years ago
You're so polite...I just call them MAGAts, Trumpanzee and Traitors. ;-)
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Yes, Indeed They Are
MysteriousLegBruise 3 years ago
So happy I'm not the only one who had this same thought pop up! 🤘🖤🤘
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#62
Ok But Can You Build A Pyramid
M O'Connell 3 years ago
If youtube can be believed on the subject I would think there are more millennial blacksmiths than baby-boomer blacksmiths.
DE Ray 3 years ago
I would lay odds there's more Millennial blacksmiths than 9th century Saxon blacksmiths, honestly.
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AKA Boomers didn't teach their kids s**t. They also complain about the participation trophies they awarded.
#63
I Guess He's Right
#64
Hehe Get Dead
Evil Hornet 3 years ago
So that's why Rick said that school is not a place for smart people! :D
#65
That's Not A Wrong Idea.
Whitney keen 3 years ago
I forgot how old i was. Announced i was turning 38 and family corrected me that i was actually 37. So i got a redo. Don't judge me, the years just blur together after a certain age
#66
He's A Walking Big Brain Time
bi mermaid (she/her/hers) 2 years ago
My math teacher used this on one of our tests as an exceeding question!
#67
She Is Also Bri, 24
#68
$500 To $160,000 With Nft
SilentBob731 3 years ago
The supposed originals of internet media (pics, gifs, etc.) Or put more simply, a giant scam that the bottom will fall out of before long.
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#69
Only People Good At Math Will Get This One.... And Its Actually Funny.
Genevieve 3 years ago
The joke is that people will a) forget that multiplication comes first, and think it's 5 but not get why it's a joke, or b) remember PEMDAS and do the multiplication first, but not get why that answer leaves them with 120, missing that the '5!' is a factorial.
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Zaza 3 years ago (edited)
Completely unrelated to this thread, but your comment made me smile. I know all sorts of random facts (none of them are very useful) and when topics come up in conversation I can somehow always share some odd bit that nobody knew before, but is also interesting. My best friend, who I don't get to see often at the moment, always calls me neeeeeerd when it happens. I read your comment in his voice and in my mind saw the smirk on his face while doing so :)
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I did it and just got plain old 5 with no factorial. Oh well. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Annie 3 years ago
You didn’t use PEMDAS correctly. You have to do the multiplication first.
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Umut Özsoy 3 years ago
But he said it isn't 5, he said it's 5! which is equal to 120 :)
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