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Funnily enough, people can get really creative when it comes to making the person that the insult is addressed to feel more than awful. Receiving insults is not the most pleasant experience, but once all the negative feelings are gone and wounds are healed, there is surely plenty of space to have a good laugh about the mean sayings that flew out of people’s mouths. And at the end of the day, if you have your favorite compliment, there must be a favorite insult out there too.

Twitter user @NatalieZed decided to break the silence and finally find out all the nastiest things that people said to one another that were nothing but brutally honest and pretty hilarious. Vote for your favorite ones, get inspired, and insult away. After all, it seems that offense is mostly taken and not given.

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TheresaMihalko Report

Ana Inanna
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh bless her heart, that's awesome!!!🥰🥰🥰

Miss Frankfurter
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have to commit that one to memory so I can bring it out at the appropriate time to the appropriate person.

Kristy P
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need to remember this! XD

Dinogirlvt
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gives same vibes as one side of the pillow being too warm.

Its Me
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once I was playing a fantasy game with friends and a mean guy walked in and asked “Can I join?” My friends said yes and he asked “what is the most powerful creature in the game” friends said “Dragon”. He said “I’ll be that then” and I responded with “Nah dragons are supposed to be the hottest.” My friends now refer to me as the lord of roasts.

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    AaronAndrewFox Report

    Emma Byrne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a fantastic put down

    ShirleyRosamond
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Bama Belle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friends once butchered Fancy (Reba McEntire) so badly, the karaoke DJ pretended the machine broke. As soon as they left the stage, the machine was magically fixed.

    Tony Rozensky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After murdering some song in a bar someone shouted at us, "Do you guys know each other?"

    Steve Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been in a few bands like that. That’s when to tell the crowd to “drink up. The more you drink, the better we sound “.

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahahaha! That is awesome! We're the Bad Eagles!!!!

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    #3

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    LiviaJones Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez some people really can't get rejected! He didn't even realize that the insult was the best compliment during his "flirt"

    Diane Aguilar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a dog person and I would rather spend the rest of my life with cats than spend a single minute with a "random man" such as that one. I hope he spends the rest of his nights feeling like there's a hard lump poking him in the back but never actually being able to clear it away.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see an insult there (except the bitch part) *shrug* I guess it's all about the tone

    V Martinez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. I always wonder how the truth could be an insult.

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    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude who has failed to be a less appealing life partner than an animal that shits in a box without cleaning up behind themself.

    Zaza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahw bless his heart thinking that was an insult

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No objection to that, sir. Goodbye.

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    pedersen_ss Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... you mean a cloak?

    Sam Chilton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad some people realise the difference.

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    Ivy la Sangrienta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna have to wear my cape more often.

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A 'modern cape' what?

    HooowlAtTheMoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm jealous, I want to scare someone because they thought I was a demon.

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did a similar thing while picking mushrooms. We had a LARP in the woods just before that. So when I saw someone move, naturally I assumes it was a Orc and screamed. My poor neighbour got equally scared..

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If i saw a cape i would think superhero!

    IAmBored12
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not really an insult, but hilarious 😂

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    #5

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    lauramariani Report

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m pretty sure a phd is an accomplishment you sexist peanut of a man

    Debra Robinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, that's really good("sexist peanut of a man")-lol...I'd add "deformed" or "rotten", probably.

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    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm..a PhD is a major accomplishment...does he not understand how much work goes into a PhD.

    elStiJneriNO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well given you are paid and it takes 4 years, the same amount of work that goes in working a regular job actually

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    Doob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That man is so dull, even my pencil sharpener would turn him down

    Brian Michael
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean to be fair I have my PhD in Economics and I very rarely if ever honest have it come up in conversation....BUT i have two acquaintances who have theirs in Theology and Art History and honestly can't shut the heck up about them.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband has a hard earned PhD in Robotics, and he doesn't bring that up, but me, and many others who know him, do whenever there's a chance, because we genuinely find it awesome.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job👏👏👏 that's an accomplishment too!

    Twodogsandapicnictable
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even productive obsessions can be detrimental. I know too many lonely unhappy people living far from friends and family after moving away to further their career.

    Marnie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this a creative compliment?!

    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... good story.. doesn't fit the title... but the title might have changed

    yellowphantom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a PhD and was getting a Masters in a different field recently and the class voted that I was not allowed to answer a question first because I was too intimidating or something. It made me feel like when I was in high school, back when it was very uncool for a girl to be smart, and guys called me "computer head". More of an insult than you'd think since computers took up a whole room back then.

    Joanna Carmel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Undoubtedly said by a man whose highest accomplishment is whackin' it 7x in an afternoon.

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    #6

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    BoozyBakingBard Report

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stare at a child. Then chaos ensues

    SirPatTheCat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I was sitting at a table and I glanced at this kid who was at a *separate* table and he burst into tears and started wailing "she looked at me". (the kid was babied by his parents a lot and was much more prone to throwing fits than your average 6 year old)

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    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not something to be proud of...

    Daphne Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like you need a different job?

    Sara G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like you don't like your job, and if part of your job is to answer questions, you probably shouldn't act like a jerk about it. I know way too many people like this, and I don't understand why they work where they do.

    Jimi Laoshi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeeeep they totally said that to you

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I tend to do too, quite unintentionally though. Being aware of that, I put some effort in giving the gentliest and smiliest answer I can, so people are postively surprised in the end.

    Sara G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've worked so hard over the years to hide my resting B face because I really don't like coming across mean or rude.

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    Flash Henry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. My co-workers all tell me I have Resting Murder Face.

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    r_covington Report

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh too hard. When it's a creative insult it's just funny

    Bama Belle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a big girl but I couldn't help but be a little amused when a kid yelled Free W***y at me. (I was wearing a black & white shirt.)

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To which the only possible reply is, well I've never had to pay for it

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    Norah Reilly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes discipline a little hard to enforce, doesn't it?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even though it is funny in the end, i really don't get the need of some people to yell insults to complete strangers without anyone provoking them

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello! There in prison. Many people in prison are not nice people. Saying that without provocation is probably not the worst thing they've done without provocation. And really, what a lame insult. Any other prisoners heard that, he'd never live it down.

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    Twodogsandapicnictable
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I wouldn't tattoo a swastika on a biker, he said I needed to grow up and go to prison and learn what life was all about.

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    025_Ajax Report

    Lynne Stark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love to combat meaness with wit!

    Pau Tea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's what she said" 😅

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that was a U-turn lol

    Radek Suski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    either I am not getting it or this is just male sex bragging

    Jam Jam
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OoOhh u knocked her into next week with that one😂😂😂

    Just A Passing Parrot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sudden realization of all the break ups they have had*

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    SymSerm Report

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang she is good at roasting

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beware when she grows up and get on social media.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A kid's honesty can kill you sometimes!

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh kids at that age can be too honest, too too honest at times

    Ruth Beaty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's a five year old for you, absolutely no filter, lol.

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of those slightly indirect roasts that makes it so much better.

    Edward Hara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 years old and a razor sharp wit like that??? Whoooaaaa!!! Watch out for that one, guys!!!

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No 5 year old would come up with that on her own. . .

    Helmut Kok
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you get the truth from drunks or kids

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    aaronreynolds Report

    von Funnyname
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my lord. "Effin' Birds" is the name of this book and it is a GD riot!

    Dynein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say to never judge a book by this cover, but I think a lot of those reviewers could have saved themselves a lot of outrage if they'd taken the time to do just that. I mean, the title alone is a hint that this book has profanity and does not take itself seriously...

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    Kristy P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone take a book with the words "eat farts" on the cover and a title like "A Field Guide to Effin' Birds" seriously? The outrage is hilarious.

    Batwench
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With reviews like this of course I just had to buy it.

    flaura42
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked at it on Amazon and found the description and bio humorous: 'Aaron was raised in Mississauga, Canada, a suburb where they cut down all the trees and named the streets after them. '

    flaura42
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the sample pages, too! Mustn't forget those!

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    Tracy Wallick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this book and it makes me ugly-laugh every time

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely he could have found negative quotes from people with the same name so it looks like a persecution? "Chris, twitter user; chris, goodreads reviewer; chris, PR pro; ..."

    TJay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I follow the effin birds account on IG and it does not disappoint

    J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so funny, he should be related to Ryan Reynolds 😂

    Meami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe I need to find and read this book...

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    PlanktonNette Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she vanished all the friends magically!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one knows what it's like to be the bad witch, to be the sad witch.

    Bama Belle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece asked my gay brother if he was a lesbian, because "You only hang out with girls!".

    HooowlAtTheMoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love when little kids all of a sudden bring up the fact that you have no friends, it's freaking hilarious to me.

    Debra Robinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have none, haven't for a long time. But, it's fine-whatever. When I did , I never had more than 2 0r 3 at a time(sure other people were nice and all but never bothered to stay in touch) but lost contact anyway. Most were't real friends, and I wonder how many others were. Oh, well. Not surprising.

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    Aunt Messy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's one kid you don't have to buy presents for any more.

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That girl is going places

    MandaPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she want any friends? Cause I volunteer :D

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    Moonbeam_Bri Report

    IAmBored12
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my gosh she’s the one with the tattoo

    s. vitkovitsky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girl who was rude about her tattoo.

    Ana Inanna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some are....oblivious....🤣🤣🤣🤣

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds very British to me. How to politely insult you.

    Jam Jam
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least your not the one that got a crappy tattoo for the REST OF HER LIFE HAHAHA JOkes on her

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why I never got tattoos. I was always scared I would choose one and then hate ot later.

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why I don't have any tattoos.

    niniiking
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh so hard 😂

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    surlybassey Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would tell them I'm an undercover kid but don't tell anyone

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger and unemployed, I got to work at my cousin's business from time to time, when they were really overloaded. His two sons were like 4 and 6 years old then, and as I was temporarily staying at their home, they didn't understand very well where I was in my life, since I seemed to have no home of mine, nor a job or a wife and kids. One morning the youngest asked his parents, very seriously : "is François a child ?"

    Emma Byrne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I need to know, what kind of shoes?

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to 50 years old, told all the kids I was half a hundred - they were so impressed

    Sarah Grape
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assistant-coached a swim team for 10-13 year olds a few years ago. two girls I'm familiar with come up and ask how old I am, 26 or 25? they had been debating for a while......I was 15 at the time lol

    Cindy Goode
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol I have worn mary janes & odd shoes as well my whole life. Just love them! 65 now & have still had people say they liked my shoes.

    Sara G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 I have that problem! I buy children's shoes quite often. My seven year old can fit in some pairs.

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    GMcFerren Report

    Emma Byrne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A LOT of psychs are insane, you have to a bit insane to do the job.

    earringnut
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why therapists go to therapists.

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    Morgan Carpenter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really a roast, more of a humble brag.

    Bestest Mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    False. These are not insults, these are brags.

    Suzanne Haigh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw a psychiatrist, he just sat there looking like he was dead, maybe he was, he never said 1 word

    Dinogirlvt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truly intelligent folks don't flex their brains so I would say that's the case for most smart people.

    Potato
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont know how to say this without sounding like I'm bragging, but this is how I always am.

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    Cathy Carey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it's best if people underestimate you.

    Jamie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told once, "You know a lot more than you let on." Thanks???

    Chodz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being in two different pediatric psych wards for over a year 20 years ago is the reason I´m still on medication. It was the single most devestating thing that happened to me. A good GP goes a long way and got me through it.

    Confused Flamingo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna be a psychiatrist💃🕺💃🕺

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    HannahKosaski Report

    *me*
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I present to you: Little Miss Rebel and Trainwreck Barbie

    perfect pikachu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AWESOME!!! That would be a GREAT band/ duo name!

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    Nicky
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a Barbie doll art show - I submitted a piece called "Shrimp on the Barbie." Trainwreck Barbie would fit in great.

    SirPatTheCat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a riot grrrl band xD

    François Carré
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great superpowers are expected with such a name.

    Meami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be the name of a women's deodorant scent!

    Ross Duncan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a therapist. I was asked to do a few films to help out during the pandemic with some relaxation techniques. After the first went out, I had a message asking me to 'shut up, ya talking potato'..... F**k that... I now call my business the Rambling Potato Mental Health Coaching.

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just googled it, there's a guy named Tyler Jay who made it a song.

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little Miss Rebel - BeeGees cover band, opening for Trainwreck Barbie performing various versions of the song “Barbie World” …

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    Bricobrosse Report

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brian, you have just witnessed possibly the greatest burn ever

    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not getting sauce with your 20 nuggets is a very good reason for an almost-crying face.

    Patsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are not wrong, fellow Panda...you are not wrong!

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    Signe Manat Hansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not gonna engage with someone who lacks feelings to the degree where they don't care that they have to chomp down 20 dry ass chicken cubes with no lube

    _𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠_𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠_
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one that may be better: some time ago two boys in my middle school were engaged in an argument that had somehow turned into a playful roasting session. One boy told the other something like "I'm gonna smoke you" (leave you in smoke or something). The other boy (without hesitation) shot back "Oh, really? The only smoke you know about is from your PC overheating in your mom mamma's basement!" Still to this day the best roast I have ever heard. He was referred to afterwards as the roast king.

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person roasted a whole group of people with one sentence.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...what does that look like?

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they just don't feel right without sauce.

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    #17

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    glomag Report

    sylvanticx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    leave that Hasidic family alone, nutjob! She's cooler than Billy Idol!

    Mangelo Il Fumatori
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a rebel yell, she cried, "More, more, more!"

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know that is funny, because, back in the sixties, when I was in high school, the ultimate beauty idea was platinum blonde hair. One of the most "popular" girls had platinum blonde hair and it was absolutely gorgeous. She wore it in a French Roll for the yearbook pictures and she looks fabulous. I think Billy Idol would have looked good too, if he had just combed his, LOL.

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    #18

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    KitHornby Report

    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should continue to call him "Tromp".

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's he actually implying though? That all her friends are... round? sticky? of varying colors and ages?

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covered in the pee of children? In a building full of mediocre pizza? Plastic?

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    K R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect! I literally lol-ed

    Debra Robinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would listen to that band, probably.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And just like any Chuck E. Cheese ballpit, there is a delicious treasure at the bottom.

    Nikki Hilton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish we had done that. We just refused to acknowledge it.

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    #19

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    kncitom Report

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you sir can't fathom the depths of my boredom that I found it more intellectually stimulating to talk to someone during your class. I understand if you down vote me. Sometimes I just can't resist sarcasm.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not really sarcasm though, it’s just repeating their insult back to them. More of a “no, u” than anything. Cringy.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was so indifferent that he bothered create this whole complicated sentence ? Wow, I don't even want to imagine what it would have been if he had given a f**k.

    Coco Wine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what I was thinking..why acknowledge it if u dont care..

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    thefaithfulspouse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he was indifferent he wouldn't have commented

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insults without cussing show a great deal of intelligence, imagination and finesse. My favorite was Churchill's reply to a woman who was seated next to him at dinner. She said "if you were my husband I would poison your wine." And Churchill said "If I were your husband, I would drink it."

    Sar-kei Scyence
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This “insult” is an oxymoron. Indifference would not be commenting on his indifference.

    Emily
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I posted that as my comment before I read yours!

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    Sheanna Caban
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously he wasn't that indifferent.

    Kai Scadden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah that was inspiring*slaps in notebook*

    Emily
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard this in Professor Snape's voice lol

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sensing that some of you are trying to insult me.🤔.............😆

    the redqueen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, they are too busy analyzing the sentence to figure out if the correct definition is " sarcasm", or if it's an " oxymoron ", seeing who can use the biggest word, and trying to understand if the professor, was indifferent to the student paying attention , why did it bother him enough to call the student out, to tell him , he was indifferent to whether he paid attention? You can tell your an edgy little nobody- because not one person read a single thing you wrote. Can you imagine if you weren't an edgy little nobody? I bet they'd all be arguing over what sarcasm is, and isn't. Maybe even trying to insult you or something......* insert evil laugh here*

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    dovergirl95 Report

    Pokémon MasterAudrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to really like the diary of a wimpy kid series ( not now I think it is eh ) and I would checkout like 5 of the books and read them all before going to bed, a book a day is sooo armature hour.

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    bxttery_bxby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take pride in my reading. Once, I challenged myself, and I read 500 page book in 4 hours

    Potato
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice. I can read a 300 page book in an hour or so of nonstop reading, but I usually don't read nonstop.

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    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s great to read a book aday

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reply: "That's rich coming from an accountant"

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I do. Actually HAVING the ability to read is one of my superpowers.

    Ellen Little
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister once tried to insult someone by saying, “I bet you brush your teeth everyday.” And everyone just went... “uh. Yeah? Do you NOT brush your teeth everyday?”

    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i got a similar one too! "ahhh so you're one of those who like to REEEEAD, huh?" like it was something bad!

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    #21

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    plant_father Report

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh so we have an expert here

    mulk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What. IS. THE. BONE. STRUCTURE. FOR. A. NERD???!!

    Dodo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look good in makeup, you can't be a nerd. Nerd life is the refuge of the forever alone.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the bone structure of a nerd exactly?

    Potato
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boneless. We sacrificed our bones

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    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the lady didnt misunderstood what sort of "con" it was 😀 I saw amusing opportunities there..

    Lexipoo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have said “I don’t but you do”

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What type of bone structure would that be exactly?

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh right...I forgot that from biology class, the gene for nerd.

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    #22

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    littlekate28 Report

    Robert Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how can i go to church if i look like HELL

    Lexipoo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Then I guess you’re my mother!”

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just his niece, actually.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have whispered in a conspirational tone "And I didn't clean my room too"

    Ross Keim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Child of a angel, not bad praise

    Louis Ho
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's from a Bowie song - "Sorrow".

    Linda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Devil's daughter, you don't want a holy war.... ~Ozzy Osbourne

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been searching for the daughter of the Devil himself I've been searching for an angel in white I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both And I can feel her but she's nowhere in sight ~~ the Eagles.

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    #23

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    Mr_Casper_Grey Report

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything close to Henry Cavill is a compliment.

    _𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠_𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠_
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone once told me I look like a knockoff mini Zendaya bought off Amazon. I took it as a compliment

    Lynne Monteith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called Wish not Promise for a reason.

    Patsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you seen the Target version of Jim Carey on TikTok? She is terrifyingly similar, its legitimately scary and I love it all!

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? How is that an insult? (I'm not familiar with wish.com)

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know lots of people who would go for a H. Cavill knockoff - the guy is awesome

    Mo Poppins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that akin to being the "poor man's Henry Cavill"?

    GaeFrog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When mom says we have Henry Cavill at home?

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    #24

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    meakoopa Report

    HooowlAtTheMoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please do put that on a business card

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT IS GREAT. DO IT.

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    #25

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    EricLagergren Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to be a baguette but i think I'm closer to a burger bun!

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello my name is ThE aWkWaRd BaGuEtTe

    Pokémon MasterAudrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little miss rebel, train wreck Barbie and the AQUARD BAGUETTE 🥖 I would go anywhere to see this iconic trio.

    lettuce boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you socially wacky croissants!!

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be a scone, lingonberry preferably.

    Ana Inanna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Lord! 🤣🤣🤣 I need context here please, I'm dying to know what prompted this insult 😁😁😁

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Awkward Baguettes would make a good name for a rock band.

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awkward Baguette is nowhere near as good as Limp Bizkit! 387106CC-D...0-jpeg.jpg 387106CC-D8E1-4369-9A88-C6068B3ADDFF-60c570f1e8db0-jpeg.jpg

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    #26

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    ClemUhhh Report

    Twodogsandapicnictable
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've known plenty of self centered people who were completely incapable of taking care of themselves in some way. Are you sure it wasn't a form of advice?

    Ross Keim
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not an insult if it’s an accurate observation though

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason I really like that one.

    s. vitkovitsky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would anyone judge how well a person thought about himself?

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to spend more time on you

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohmygawd, I snorted my coffee.

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    #27

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    MoldyWarp Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think she would win in a contest or finish third like Charlie Chaplin?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... Laurie Anderson is... Like... A person whom people are supposed to know she exists?

    Bama Belle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty good, but not Dolly Parton-losing-a-Dolly Parton-lookalike-contest-to-a-drag queen-good.

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a near-direct lift of Laurie's own lyrics in "Language is a Virus", 1986.

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you better get ready Ready to go

    Annik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they quoted one of her own song lyrics to her, eh? (Song: "Talk Normal")

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    #28

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    jonathanballcom Report

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude... this is like something I would do. I laugh spontaneously during weird situations where everything is tense and I just start laughing. It lightens the mood

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It lightens the mood" said Arthur Fleck giggling at the corpses that lied all around him.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest I'm also annoyed in the cinema cause some people laugh out loud on purpose at sad scenes!

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've learned to laugh silently at movie theaters, if I find a dramatic moment hilarious I jiggle a lot but I don't make a sound! I hope nobody ever thinks I'm having a seizure and calls an ambulance.

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife said the same to me a few years ago. We were at a family function watching a football game I think. Anyway the little ticker at the bottom of the screen had the alert that George Michael died. I looked right at her and said "oh no, he's never gonna dance again" In hindsight that was way too soon

    Emma Byrne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bit where the guy falls off and hits everything on the way down had me in hysterics. My BF at the time refused to watch it with me again :/

    Dodo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure I actually laughed out loud but I definitely found that part funny

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    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... it's something that actually happened and all those people did die. It's a bit like laughing at a war film. So yeah, all the people on here saying that they laughed during Titanic are kind of horrible, at least about this one thing. I did laugh, but only at the bad dialogue.

    Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thing is, lots of sad movies are not based on a real event. The reason I would have found this upsetting is that, obviously, as everyone knows, this was a real event, some parts are probably very similar. Those people really lived through absolute terror and hell before mostly dying horrific deaths. Those who survived were obviously scarred for life. So, probably don't laugh about it in public, especially at a screening of it, because yes, that makes you a bit of a Twat.

    Ahimsa Soul
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I watched The Great Budapest Hotel on the cinema, I was laughing so hard at every single joke, detail (the details are great), Fienne's gimmick, that the guy seating behind me ended up laughing as well. At me I suppose, like "is she never gonna stop?".

    Beautifullybroken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I clapped while my sister cried... I'm not a leo fan 🤷‍♀️👏

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh man this is me. I get alotta looks during horror movies. Texas Chainsaw the beginning, when the dude got his face smashed with the sledgehammer and they DIDNT pan the camera away as expected, my friend and I were in TEARSSSS

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    CharlieWood_ATX Report

    Nicola Dimigen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you steal a dead clowns pants, and it haunts you, and changes all your pants to look like that.

    Potato
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well he wasn't dead before I tried to take them"

    Ruth Beaty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Are the blood stains that obvious?"

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Well, yeah, where else?”

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason my mind made Peter Dinklage come over in a hallway and and say that

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, I'm friends with the clowns" you sleep tight now.

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he wasn't dead when I started...

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    #30

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    onezeromusic Report

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what we were aiming at. Thanks for seeing that.

    Meike H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried looking up a translation, all I got was 'wooden stake in old Celtic'

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    magnadar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stuck bee made me lol xD

    J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister said that if I were to be reborn as a dog, that I'd be a Chinese crested dog and sent me this photo: https://society6.com/product/chinese-crested-dog-devito-portrait_print Can't even deny it.

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THAT took effort. I love it.

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    For anyone who's ever had the unfortunate experience of being on the receiving end of a sharp remark, it's clear just how inventive language can be.

    Much like the creativity involved in crafting clever retorts, the art of wordplay extends to many areas, including humorous themes like amusing word games inspired by witches.

    #31

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    AdamKnightBooks Report

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. But, the thing is, he turns into Spiderman. So, you never know....

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he looks like a kind, handsome man who respects science and studies hard?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was already cool before he was bitten !

    earringnut
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think in this case they mean popular cool as apposed to being an awesome person cool.

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    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    glancing over his picture, I can see the resemblance

    Signe Manat Hansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peter Parker is the one who ends up with MJ, not Spider-Man.

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just got to find your radioactive spider.

    sylvanticx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take it as a compliment. he could have said that you look like Peter Parker, but shorter, or worse like shorter Pre-Serum Steve Rogers.

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    chick_in_kiev Report

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a fancy compliment to me.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do Ukrainian women generally not have arms to bale hay and crush their enemies? That's disappointing, I've been misled somewhere.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crushing enemies is pretty normal for women in my mom's family... Hmm.

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    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK an the bad part of this is??????????????

    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told I had grape-stomping calves.

    Nicola Dimigen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crush thy enemies with your thunderous arms, Talia!

    Rei
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YESSS!!! 💪

    Katia Wolfe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like bragging more than an insult

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The title says "insults"...

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    seessshelly Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would vastly prefer a godless heathen as a partner than a stuffy religious person overflowing with fake piety.

    Honu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents would've been truly dismayed if I had brought home someone that was not a godless heathen.

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a very bright insult... Heathens are not godless... They worship other gods.

    zovjraar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my MIL called me a shameless little hussy when i was dating her son. now she says i'm an angel sent by heaven.

    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today, many of those that identify as Heathen follow the gods of Norse mythology.

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally am a godless heathen, so...

    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You a Witch and/or a country dweller?

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    Prilsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Godless heathen sounds quite sexy

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my family we use godless heathen as a compliment.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    Heathens are not godless. They have gods, too many gods, fake ones, and that's the point.

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    #34

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    PaltinD Report

    Emma Byrne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not an insult, that's high praise.

    #35

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    msjennimiller Report

    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goth club in Dallas and crinoline - that fit together perfectly.

    Wonderful
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss going to the church. ♥️♥️

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and you think that was an insult?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does not make sense. Grammatically.

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    papa_thurmo Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's goth with messy hair

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Understanding has entered my brain. I'm Goth, but by some unhappy circumstance I only have emo friends. They think MCR is better than Blutengel. I need new friends.

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    bxttery_bxby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never been described that way before... If don't think I'll use it. I'm not a big fan of HP

    BlockDog02
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooooooooooooo. *All my life falling to ruins* (like what you like, I really don't mind, just couldn't resist the temptation xD)

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    AtmDram Report

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I won't disagree with you, but that isn't what the lady said. She didn't say "Goths dress like sluts," she said op dresses like a "gothic s**t" which is a s**t with a gothic touch. If anything, she implied goths don't usually dress like sluts because she felt the need to specify. But she wasn't talking about goths in the first place. She was talking about gothic, like Wendy Allott said.

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    KombatBunni
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes a lot of cash to dress like this y’know :P

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    #38

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    KyleGallner Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might have buttholes for eyes but he has an ass for a mouth

    Furious Salamander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet his butt is jealous of the s**t pouring from his mouth

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    Dori Semenov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just looked him up - he's rather nice looking. Maybe the makeup artist was really good.

    #39

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    McmuffinLady Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps your toddler needs to hear this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CODHZyvn83Q

    kim morris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My toddler used to put his hand over my mouth when I would sing to him. Mind you, I was alto in the choir at church, not a bad choir, not a bad voice.

    #40

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    JSterlingPound Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously people are spending energy to do this?

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    That's the reason it's funny.

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    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she was negging him? Or trying to be cute, awkwardly flirting?

    𝕥𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥
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    4 years ago

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    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should’ve left their phone number.

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    #41

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    Braunger Report

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    #42

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    shaenongarrity Report

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Save the second as a review of your work. Sounds great.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    Don't use google translator several times, or else you get... well... That nonsense.