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Funnily enough, people can get really creative when it comes to making the person that the insult is addressed to feel more than awful. Receiving insults is not the most pleasant experience, but once all the negative feelings are gone and wounds are healed, there is surely plenty of space to have a good laugh about the mean sayings that flew out of people’s mouths. And at the end of the day, if you have your favorite compliment, there must be a favorite insult out there too.

Twitter user @NatalieZed decided to break the silence and finally find out all the nastiest things that people said to one another that were nothing but brutally honest and pretty hilarious. Vote for your favorite ones, get inspired, and insult away. After all, it seems that offense is mostly taken and not given.

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TheresaMihalko Report

Ana Inanna
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh bless her heart, that's awesome!!!🥰🥰🥰

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    AaronAndrewFox Report

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    lauramariani Report

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m pretty sure a phd is an accomplishment you sexist peanut of a man

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    #6

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    BoozyBakingBard Report

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stare at a child. Then chaos ensues

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    r_covington Report

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    SymSerm Report

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    aaronreynolds Report

    von Funnyname
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my lord. "Effin' Birds" is the name of this book and it is a GD riot!

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    PlanktonNette Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she vanished all the friends magically!

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    surlybassey Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would tell them I'm an undercover kid but don't tell anyone

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    GMcFerren Report

    Emma Byrne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A LOT of psychs are insane, you have to a bit insane to do the job.

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    HannahKosaski Report

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I present to you: Little Miss Rebel and Trainwreck Barbie

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    Bricobrosse Report

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brian, you have just witnessed possibly the greatest burn ever

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    KitHornby Report

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    kncitom Report

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you sir can't fathom the depths of my boredom that I found it more intellectually stimulating to talk to someone during your class. I understand if you down vote me. Sometimes I just can't resist sarcasm.

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    plant_father Report

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh so we have an expert here

    mulk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What. IS. THE. BONE. STRUCTURE. FOR. A. NERD???!!

    Dodo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look good in makeup, you can't be a nerd. Nerd life is the refuge of the forever alone.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the bone structure of a nerd exactly?

    Potato
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boneless. We sacrificed our bones

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    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the lady didnt misunderstood what sort of "con" it was 😀 I saw amusing opportunities there..

    Lexipoo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have said “I don’t but you do”

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What type of bone structure would that be exactly?

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh right...I forgot that from biology class, the gene for nerd.

    HooowlAtTheMoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Educate me on the difference in bone structures of nerds and non-nerds

    thefaithfulspouse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing as nerd is just another word for enthusiast, everybody is a nerd for something

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    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah - we're not all overweight guys with bad acne hanging out in our Mom's basement all day. (Going for the stereotype here. Not hating on anyone).

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's going to keep me up nights. . . "bone structure of a nerd. . ." . . . . . . . . .

    Mo Poppins
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be a hairdresser or something--someone who deals w/ human aesthetics, hence the familiarity. If she were a makeup artist herself, I feel like she maybe would've offered to do your makeup, being in the same hotel and all. I don't do it, but because I've been a professional organizer, I wouldn't feel uncomfortable going into people's cabinets and drawers, since it was my job to do complete overhauls for strangers, so unfamiliarity is NEVER an issue.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you clearly don't have opposable thumbs, otherwise you'd be able to use the shift key!

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    littlekate28 Report

    Emma Byrne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can't go around disappointing old ladies now, can we?

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    EricLagergren Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to be a baguette but i think I'm closer to a burger bun!

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    MoldyWarp Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think she would win in a contest or finish third like Charlie Chaplin?

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    jonathanballcom Report

    *me*
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude... this is like something I would do. I laugh spontaneously during weird situations where everything is tense and I just start laughing. It lightens the mood

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    CharlieWood_ATX Report

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer: He wouldn't give them up until I killed him.

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    onezeromusic Report

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what we were aiming at. Thanks for seeing that.

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    For anyone who's ever had the unfortunate experience of being on the receiving end of a sharp remark, it's clear just how inventive language can be.

    Much like the creativity involved in crafting clever retorts, the art of wordplay extends to many areas, including humorous themes like amusing word games inspired by witches.

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    chick_in_kiev Report

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    seessshelly Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would vastly prefer a godless heathen as a partner than a stuffy religious person overflowing with fake piety.

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    PaltinD Report

    Emma Byrne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not an insult, that's high praise.

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    papa_thurmo Report

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    KyleGallner Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might have buttholes for eyes but he has an ass for a mouth

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    McmuffinLady Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps your toddler needs to hear this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CODHZyvn83Q

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    JSterlingPound Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously people are spending energy to do this?

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    shaenongarrity Report

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Save the second as a review of your work. Sounds great.

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