40 Best Posts Found On “Angry Upvote”, A Dedicated Online Group That Shares Posts So Bad It Makes Folks Laugh In Rage
Who ever said there is no place for anger on the internet?
Anger isn’t bad, if you know where to channel it. And this online community found a creative way to do this.
r/AngryUpvote is a Reddit community for that “feeling of a particularly bad dad joke.” Though there ought to be a little asterisk (*) added to that phrase, which you will learn about a bit later, but for now, scroll further, enjoy the top posts from the subreddit, read up more on what it’s all about, and, of course, vote and comment.
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Take My Upvote And Leave
Does next week work? I'm almost done with a videogame and I really want to finish it.
Load More Replies...yeahh! were gong to absoltey anilate eveyone eles! ...jk it takes more effort for me to misspell something than write it correctly XD
Load More Replies...I work for the govt. We had this joke hanging at the office. Why are you so against govt workers? We don't do anything.
Angry For A Different Reason
McDonald's ice cream machines don't "break". They have so much mold growing in them that it eventually clogs the plumbing.
I’ve been to two different Maccas in the past week just to buy a cone only to be told that the machine was broken
Wait, That's Legal
Big fan of "listen here you little s**t." I'm not even sure why it's so funny but it usually makes me laugh.
I’d set every gas powered leaf blower and Harley Davidson on fire. The neighborhood will be so quiet. 😌
*quiet after the explosion, if the fire reaches the gasoline xD
Load More Replies...It wouldn't be *angry* upvoting to u/theredditwill's reply, though. 😂 I hope that thread continued.
We are not lazy, we are just... ah im too lazy to complete this comment
Good One
Watt was he thinking, doesnt he know it hertz? Tell him to listen to ACDC instead
In todays CURRENT financial climate, he should CHARGE for that kind of advise.
I’m Not Sure How To Feel About This One
Never underestimate the importance of body language (in my best Ursula voice)
Technically isnt this false, is there a language called 'sign language'. In my country the language is NZ sign language not sign language.
So, as mentioned above, and as it’s probably obvious enough, r/AngryUpvote is a part of Reddit that’s dedicated to bad jokes. But these aren’t your regular, run of the mill bad jokes. Oh no, sir. And a tad bit contrary to what the subreddit’s description section says, it’s not exclusively for dad jokes, though those can and are actually included.
According to one of the subreddit’s moderators (or simply mods, as Redditors often call them), Cloudclock, it’s not a dad joke subreddit per se. By the looks of things, it’s a subreddit for memes and jokes that are so bad (or cringe, or whatever other unpleasant feeling you’d happen to feel) that you can’t but give them an upvote... in rage and anger at your own disbelief that your soul found it funny, but an upvote’s an upvote.
Idk If This Has Been Posted Here Or Not But God Damnit
That is absolutely not a palm plant. Also, the palm plant is not a tree. It is classified as a shrub.
Oh For Gods' Sake
I did it too. I knew what it would be and still I did it 🤦♀️
Load More Replies...Checkmate
King Charles is going to have a challenge following Queen Elizabeth's moves
Load More Replies...Father O’Connell, pretty much the priest name in every movie I’ve seen.
who is in the background ??? is this when D+D (dungeons and dragons) gets a little too real ??
someone please post the picture of the Queen, she can move any direction
Take My Upvote
He actually had two albums that were really really good but everyone only knew him for this one song. Shame.
I think the tune sounds like Baa Baa Black Sheep. Unless it is supposed to, then my bad.
Load More Replies...Gotye. Music artist best known for song “Somebody I used to know”, hence the pun. But he had few really good songs worth listening too :)
Load More Replies...Gee thanks! It's 4 AM and I can't go back to sleep with that song in my head
Gotye actually has a bunch of amazing songs, most of them better than STIUTK
Artist is Gotye. Other posters are quoting song lyrics.
Load More Replies...We're all really out here making out like it didn't happen and that he was nothing. 😔
Wow, Okay
Thank you... I feel dumb, but at least I'm not confused, which is worse!
Load More Replies...Since late June of 2019, the subreddit has grown into a rather large community. To be precise, and as of the moment of this article, the sub has 381,000 members, or Angry Voters, as the subreddit jokingly implies. And you gotta give props to he (or she or they) who adjusted the “members online” section to indicate how many people are “throwing tables” at that moment.
The community also has several rules in place to keep order and peace, namely things like no reposts, posts having to be from Reddit, posts having to be relevant to the subreddit, and the like.
You're Welcome
Reminds me of the Rick and Morty episode where the cat remembers something terrible and wont tell.
Just Leave Your Upvote And Back Away
You Butter Believe It!
"I can't believe the stuff that is not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter is not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. And I can't believe that both I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and the stuff that I can't believe is not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter are both, in fact, not butter. And I believe... they both might be butter... in a cunning disguise. And, in fact, there's a lot more butter around than we all thought there was."
The one in the middle - either enough of a clown to not know he's setting it up or freaking genius EQ wise...I can't decide.
Get Out
Snails rarely talk because they're shy. You have to get them out of their shells.
Load More Replies...He Threw Up
I wouldn't want that DVD on my shelf either after it was in a toilet.
I thought this exact statement when I read this post.
Load More Replies...Get a whole bunch of copies and throw up on the floor, on the bed, on the dog...
Oh, I will keep that Up for sure, I am with water dripping on me...
Speaking of posts, it is all pretty much as you would expect. Memes containing humor that violates you to no end. Yet you find yourself still applauding it because it quite likely did make you laugh in the end, leaving you with a sense of self-megaloathing.
Among the subreddit’s top posts of all time, we have what is probably one of the most creative Rick Rolls in the history of Rick Rolling… in the form of a Wheel of Fortune.
Then there’s this wise-guy who took an unorthodox approach to answer the question You could erase one person from everyone’s memory. Who would it be?
And, there was also this one, where McDonald’s was reacting to Twitter upping their tweet character count to 280 and them saying that they only need enough space for a burger and fries. Another witty tweeter, though, took a jab at the global fast food chain, or, more precisely, their frequent ice machine breakdowns, asking if the ice cream emoji broke down too. [slow clap]
Not To Be Confused With A Kazoo
Descendents of wandering samurai warriors ( Samurais without masters that would join armies for money) they became akin to the Japanese version of the mafia x
Load More Replies...I was at an onsen (a hot springs public bath) in Japan when some Yakuza guys came in. They were totally cool and didn't bother anybody.
I sometimes use adverting catchphrases in everyday speech. Often I'll say "You got it, Toyota!" instead of "Right" or "Correct." Yesterday I realized I might have microaggressed when I said to an Asian, so I quickly tried to cover myself by resorting to an earlier version from a different ad campaign by a different carmaker. So I said "You got it, Pontiac!"--and microaggressed the Odawa tribe and the entire membership of the United Auto Workers union..
One More For The Portfolio!
Serves me right for checking Bored Panda whilst in an open plan office.... I just turned the whole team into meerkats
The mental image that I got when reading this comment!! Office setting, Aunt Riarch laughs loudly, a bunch of actual meerkat heads pop up over cubicle walls. They're wearing ties and reading glasses and stuff like that. At least one of them has a mustard-yellow shirt and brown tie, ala Dwight Schrute... LOL!
Load More Replies...Fricking New Jersey
Not sure why there are negative posts about NJ, I lived there for 15 years, a lot of it is very beautiful.
Shhhh we don't tell the rest of the country how awesome it is (that way they'll stay away)!
Load More Replies...From R/Nuxtakusubmissions
This made me laugh so hard my supervisor poked his head in my office. He laughed too. nice to know he likes ATLA too.
Same!!! My charge nurse was like "Whaaat??!!" then she snort laughed too.
Load More Replies...*Eleven Pants*
Dammit! I laughed when I saw this before, but I thought it was a reference to the weight of the case and therefore panting from breathlessness! Only now did I realise it pairs of pants the clothing, laughed again, but feel a bit stupid.
Eleven pants - they packed 11 (the number) of pants
Load More Replies...Alas, r/AngryUpvote is your only stop on Reddit for humor that may or may not make you laugh, and quite likely may infuriate you. Other angry subreddits don’t really follow that vibe, as they’re either straight up cathartic in nature, like r/Anger, or follow another branch of the internet’s interests, like r/AngryCats. Though you could find some similarities with the r/TechnicallyTheTruth subreddit, which also sometimes contains jokes that make you want to flip a table (or seven), but you can't but accept it as a technical reality.
And before you ask, yes, there is also an r/AngryBirds subreddit. But I digress.
Whatever the case, feel free to check out and join the r/AngryUpvote community as you can never do the things you talk about in an article justice, but you can certainly point towards the real deal, so there you have it.
But before you go, keep scrolling, and share your thoughts and laughs in the comment section below!
Gym
What About Their Faces?
Title
Yeah, she has been under a lot of pressure... but also f**k you, Carbon!
girl, run. the same thing happened to Anne of Cleves. Henry the eighth was very picky...
Holy Tintinnabulations Batman !
Hehehhehe....he was also confused when he was told to fill the htub.
He couldn't pee because he didn't know where the hroom was.
Load More Replies...Ya Need Glasses…
That's because he's outa sight. (Couldn't help myself.)
Load More Replies...Being set in a Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy meme based on the name is definitely a cool perk very few people can have.
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*laughs In Evil*
Though, palindrome is not a word that is spelt the same backwards.... /s
The word "palindrome"itself should have respected the spelling rule.
What about the guy who named the fear of long words: Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
It is. The term for it given here is a widely accepted term though there isn't really a proper technical term for the phobia.
Load More Replies...Took Me Some Time
Now they keep hitting their heads while wondering what that picture means while walking downstairs 😅
I could see myself hitting my head on the wall, then looking up at the picture and being like “Ohhhhhhhh.”
Load More Replies...Sorry I'm French and I don't get it...can someone please explain it to me ?
The animal is a duck. Duck means to lower your head and body.
Load More Replies...this is the fifteenth time I've seen this post here, and only now I got it..........
I Hate You
All the digits are there, except 1. Therefore, there is no 1 (no one).
Load More Replies...I first thought this was synthetic division ;-; math will be the end of me
Bloom'n Onion Anyone?
Not Happy
But officer you said I had the right to remain silent...
Load More Replies...Live Stream
Ah Yes, Fireworks:
Poor fire. He deserves the day off too....he's got to work on New Years Eve all the way to midnight.
Actually, in our neighborhood he works a couple days before each holiday, and after midnight on NYE. Sigh.
This Makes Me Mad.... Take My Upvote And My Dignity
If I did that it would look like the kid is grading the teachers test lol.
This one hurts my head to think about Edit: didn't mean to reply to the other comment. Sorry bout that
Got A Love/Hate Relationship With Dad Jokes
B O E I N G
They could save themselves a lot of money if they could figure that out
😡
Sorry Buddy
Literally
Is this guy also a dancer (the feet)? I haven't seen someone do that for a while.
You may not be a magician but your feet sure as hell look like they're some kind of miracle or work of nature of whatever.
Dis One
Wowsers
"What's your name ?"--"Geenovesky"---"? "Spell That"--"SMITH, nevermind they're all silent" George Carlin
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... one country a continent does not make, unless you're cool like Australia.
Load More Replies...People don't understand awful puns, so I've negated your downvote
Load More Replies...Ground Beef
"You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat" - Another brick in the wall.
Not to be that person but I’m super broke and eating beans right now and the food waste hurts D:
No you should be that person. Wasting food for a few likes is nothing that should be accepted. Even if it is funny.
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