50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

That’s too funny

This is actually strangely effective

Snort-laugh!

Cousin Bob has a stressful life... :D

Glad they clarified that!

Ahh that time Winnie got high and smeared poop on the curtains

I think people would pay better attention to signs if they were more like this

😳

This looks amazing lmao i wanna go in

Pizza or cruel world? Hmmmmm.... I choose pizza :D

I poop on 'em not in 'em...weirdos. Can't believe they had to make that sign!

looks waayyy to dangerous, ill have to skip swimming today

There are signs along the highways around here which say "DRIVE N TEXT, UB NEXT".

Way quicker than driving in rush hour!

lmao im goin left to see what kind of trouble i can stir up

"we are worried the dogs might want to join in"

Thanks for the warning! Who knows, after they finished the children they might want a dog for desert...

I think the dogs are the least of your problems.

"Clean up after them" meaning "clean up after your dog AND people who have eaten children" because it tends to get messy.

Is there a buffet?

You can give the dog the leftovers, we just don’t want them eating everything

This is hilarious. Now where do I sign up for the special Kids Meal?

Whole new meaning to Kid Meal

Signs like theses are comma mistakes.

... yummy...

If they are eating children, they can throw their own napkins in the trash. I’m not leashing my dog to clean up their mess.

that is all sorts of wrong!!

I find a whole child a bit to much for me. Can I order just some limbs

Please don't eat the children. They probably taste like chicken anyway.

The sign is supposed to say "People are Eating. Children, please leash your dog and clean up after them. Thank UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Do they want folks to clean up after their dogs, or the people who are eating children?

Gives a new slant on 'Children's Portions'

Leash your kids and clean up after them???

I think eating children is illegal, isn't it?

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Hmmm...

Really taking "honesty is the best policy" to the next level aren't they

That's some great customer service.

damn, you got my hopes up

I've already bottled mine up, does that count? Or should I leave the bottle in the vehicle too?

*inserts line* Scoot about trying to avoid people..

well that knocks out 3/2 of all possible employees

Boiiiinnnggg!!! "Is this not an automatic door?" *Leaves stage to the left, bedazzled*

Close enuf!

…….

Clever

finally, a locally sourced product. Lately everythings been coming in from Uranus🙄

Relatable

The manager is a chicken?

Aww come on I just got done with my monthly blood sacrifice to that guy, can I wait until next month so I can lump it all together???

If you actually end up in Boston, or London Heathrow, it will be unexpected!

Fair call

She better be worth it!

I'm always afraid suddenness is going to happen.

Then don't make them look and smell so delicious!

Always pack a small green teddy bear.

fair enough