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Nobody just builds a sign because it looks good. If that was the case, we’d probably have paintings and photographs on display on the roads.

Whether it’s a sign with an advert or a road sign, it’s there because it has a message to say. These bits of info become quintessential in moving around places, knowing what you’re allowed to do and, more often, what you're not, or being aware of the direction you’re going. But what if the signs fail to do what they are supposed to?

That’s how they end up on one of these Facebook groups: Stupid and Weird signs or Really Bad Signs. Both communities provide pure entertainment that shares anything from road and shop signs to street and public signs that have something off about them. Sometimes it’s a spelling error, other times it’s a unique message, so I leave the stage to them. Scroll down and upvote your favorite ones!

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Random Anon
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the only thing flat here is that line showing the brain activity on these people.

Pollywog
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I meant across the Atlas!! Yeah, that's it!!

Id row
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Flat earthers *know* the earth is round, they just want attention, any attention, even if it's for being an idiot.

Pam Sharrad
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wouldn't that be "... all around the plate?"

Trisha Howson
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All around is definitely a cliff hanger lol

Fitz_N_Fartz
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh man, that is pure comedy gold (even if it was not intended to be!).

Uncle Bud
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is hilarious. I've never heard of this group. Surely they don't even believe their own junk.

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    #2

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    Dandelion Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually strangely effective

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet you this is a direct quote from too many customers.

    Jacqueline Pie Francis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former bookseller, I can say it absolutely is.

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    Dani M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the work of a desperate book seller turned genius by his agony

    Shushadei
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats actually brilliant!

    AspieGirl88
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must admit, I believe this type of display would attract sales! I’m a lover of stories & I’m not gonna lie; if I was looking for something new to read & I saw books arranged by colour, I’d immediately explore my fave colours! Better yet, perhaps they could arrange books in rainbow-coloured order for events that acknowledge the LGBT community! I’d definitely be sold on that idea & I’d be more inclined to spend a small fortune on books if they were displayed in such fashion! 🥰💖📚👏🌈

    Memere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be drawn to a rainbow display too, I love this idea!

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    François Carré
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Famous bookshop and library meme here.

    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dZznfGPYRY&t=12s The 2 Ronnies Library sketch

    Milady Blue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago, I worked for a bookstore, and in a RARE bit of forethought, the folks at corporate came up with a great idea - the Oprah table. I lost count of how many people came in, looking for a book they had heard about on Oprah's show, but could not remember the title or anything else about, who would give me bear hugs for showing them the Oprah table, with the book they were looking for right there.

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen displays like that at Barnes & Noble, and I believe Borders also did that before they went under. Barnes & Noble also has a regular "book club" table with books recommended by various celebrities like Oprah, Reese Witherspoon, and others.

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    Elyce
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. This is the stuff I need in life. And my nearest bookstore.

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    Dandelion Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Satan has started managing traffic now, I see

    Keith T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a still from The Brady Bunch movie. But still funny

    Mozzarella
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has a cruel sense of humour!

    The Dude
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never seen a more disrespectful sign

    Uncle Bud
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another amusing post. I feel like this sign should be up in my area sometimes. LOL

    Terry Tobias
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's bad enough to be late for work, but to be mocked on top of that is just cruel.

    AspieGirl88
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take a photo of that & send it to your boss. If you get fired for it, keep a copy for your solicitor! 🤣

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    Viktor Feurer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cousin Bob has a stressful life... :D

    Sleeping Solipsist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How bad can it be? Cousin Bob has a lot of parties.

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    Turt_Le
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no contact info, guess I'll have to ask cousin Bob to put me in touch. I need a caterer who won't give me side eye for my iguana's gender reveal party

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cousin Bob's really got a thing going there, doesn't he?

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo... Cousin Bob's gotta be an investor by now!!!

    Johanna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that Tuesday is an event

    HarriMissesScotland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The horse funeral is odd, but I just saw Gabrielle Union on James Corden. Her dog was going to be euthanized because of health issues, so she threw a party to celebrate the dog's life. Here is the kicker. The vet came to the party to euthanize the dog there. Her other 2 dogs watched as did the 30 or so guests. Different strokes I guess, but I could not do this.

    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good grief no. I've had last visits to other people's dogs, and people have come to say goodbye to mine, but if someone sprung that on me I'd probably never speak to them again. The last minutes are not theatre.

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    D Battle II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you eat when hanging out with cousin Bob!

    Id row
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cousin Bob is single handedly keeping them in business.

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will be. Celebrating Tuesday please! Tacos also need their own event.

    Tiny Dancer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hang on, I'm getting something ... what about Taco Tuesday?! ;-)

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    Chucky Cheezburger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hope not...swimming pool water shouldn't be...chunky.

    Sawyer Kidder
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?! Every swimming pool I go to is chunky and brownish yellow.

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    Sarah_Tonin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey cart (septic sucker trucks) guys make a sh!t ton of money. 350 a pop where my mom lives, gross work but do 3 in a day and you've made an easy grand....maybe not easy but...well you know. P.S. pun definitely intended!

    Joybug
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might actually choose that as my job when I grow up.

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    Uncle Bud
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty funny. I suppose they felt the need for clarity.

    Kelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it did need to be clarified. 😂😂

    Ash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a septic place out near my parents' house with a big sign that says, "A straight flush beats a full house".

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    Nat Rich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh that time Winnie got high and smeared poop on the curtains

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THAT’S what’s in the hunny pot? Childhood blown.

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    Pollywog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Fozzy can't stay then I don't wanna!!!

    Ogre Juan Canolli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paddington Ate Ma'Marmalade Sandwichs In Bed

    Dandelion Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah Paddington's not a great guest, sorry

    Ozymandias73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yogi and Winnie and a "bear knuckle" brawl

    foofoofloofy
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *leads my pet bear away sadly* "Don't worry, Smokey. We'll find a home someday."

    Elena Doyle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a bear that got into the Stanley Hotel in Colorado a few years back

    Nazda Pokmov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even Paddington Bear? How rude can you get?

    E M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're kind and polite the world will be right! Best words from a bear.

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    Cammy Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think people would pay better attention to signs if they were more like this

    John L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think too much of most people....

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    Dandelion Girl
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao i'm going to call them "fluffy cows" from now on, along with calling mice "cheese squirrels" and penguins "waddly cold birds"

    Vic
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Selfie face birds (ducks)?

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we need to stop blaming the animals when people are the ones provoking them to attack, by getting too close for no other reason than to take a stupid f*****g selfie. The animals are the victims, and the people are the villains in these scenarios, so we shouldn’t be killing the animals, who were just defending themselves and their group from invasion by moronic humans. I’m not saying we should destroy the humans, but they should pay the consequences for their actions. You went up to a wild Buffalo to get a selfie and they charged you, knocked you over, trampled you, and now you have to s**t in a bag? Too bad. Maybe next time you’ll think twice about going right up to a wild animal for a stupid picture to post on Facebook. Some people just need to learn their lessons the hard way.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One hundred percent agree with you. I have nothing else to add.

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    Elena Doyle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was some woman who got airlifted to a hospital a few years back I think because she wanted to take a selfie with a bison. YOU CANT GET THAT CLOSE TO ONE! THEY ARE WILD ANIMALS! WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!

    Mary Rogers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are too many people that think parks with wildlife are like petting zoos. Even doing dumb things like trying to put their kid on top of the "fluffy cow." SMH!

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    AspieGirl88
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, is this legit necessary?! I’m shocked that there are people that stupid, as you can’t even do that with regular cows; at least not without risk of injury … so why (with said knowledge) would you choose to go & bother their much wilder & bigger “cousins”?? Well, if you get hurt from that, it’s your own dang fault! LOL. Heaven help humanity! 🤦‍♀️😂

    Uncle Bud
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While there wasn't a sign like this at Yellowstone on either of my 2 visits there, they do have warning signs posted all throughout the park. While I was there I saw some people who got rather close to the bison.

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    Uncle Bud
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been to Yellowstone National Park twice. Both times I saw people who got really close to the bison. Even this sign wouldn't stop the stupidity of some people.

    Hypoxia Smurf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were driving through Jellystone Park when herds of fluffy bovines enveloped the traffic. They ran by, past our open windows, raising much dust. ProTip: these guys and gals STINK. Do not inhale. No petting, either.

    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are probably right, but the upvote is for your name

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    Yoga Kitty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too hard at this! But I also feel for everybody who can currently not laugh about such dark jokes...

    abby smink
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I half did, but I still miss my buddy. It's only been a month :(

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pay close attention to the name tag and coat he's wearing before you leave him alone with your pet.

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm..... Cat's not welcome or you don't get them back??

    Shaun Coleman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doctor even has "end" in their name...

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    Dandelion Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks amazing lmao i wanna go in

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you talking about? I 100% need the gay beer alien! Who doesn’t?

    karen snyder
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually the knife fighting, gay sailor beer alien.

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    AspieGirl88
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me (notices Coca-Cola logo): “So, you guys sell Coca-Cola?” Salesperson: “Yup.” Me: “Oh, good! I need some for my low blood glucose.” Salesperson: “Wait, you NEED it? Huh … sorry, but we can’t sell you that.” Me: 😐😐😐

    Nancy Man
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need more shops like this!

    Gina Babe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is this, I need to go

    A.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this store in my town!

    Kahna Wanna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a website? I HAVE to buy something for their honesty! and I want a bag with the store name printed on it!

    Lene
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Googled it. Seems that it is in Arizona. Must go whenever I have time, money and go to USA. 😁 there are a lot of unecessary necessities that I want/need in my life!

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    Dandelion Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pizza or cruel world? Hmmmmm.... I choose pizza :D

    Ian Webling
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's stupid about this? Would make a good philosophy of life.

    DreamSMPistheBest2#
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    World is cruel without Pizza (and McDonalds)

    Uncle Bud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With these choices, I'll take pizza. Yum!

    Johanna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like something in those capital one adds, even easier than this!

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    Nat Rich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I poop on 'em not in 'em...weirdos. Can't believe they had to make that sign!

    Black Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We can't believe we had to make this sign" Hahahaha

    Hobby Hopper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's a dire emergency, and it's impossible to wait, at least clean up after yourself. Pack it out.

    Tami
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had the bluebag lesson in the Mountaineers basic climbing course. The instructor suggested we practice with a piece of meatloaf.

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    HarriMissesScotland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you had to make so others can ignore it.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe this is at a roadside rest area called Gobbler's K**b between Lamar and Springfield, CO. I've seen the sign there. It has a single outhouse toilet and the nearest town is 30 miles away. Its also the first rest stop you see in the state almost 100 miles from the CO/OK border. People get impatient.

    Uncle Bud
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! When I've gone hiking, I always take a baggie and gloves just in case I have to find a place to go.

    A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But my dog can't read.

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    River Webb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks waayyy to dangerous, ill have to skip swimming today

    Mohsie Supposie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BEST. SWIM. EVER! 100% safe. 0% chance of drowning.

    Daffodil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chances may be low but they're never 0

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    Dandelion Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No lifeguard? But I could get a grass stain or trip... a bee could BUZZ BY MY HEAD! Anything could happen, we really need a lifeguard for this to be safe

    Uncle Bud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very funny sign. Perhaps there was a lake or river there at one time.

    Pollywog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God I brought my swimmies!!

    That'sEndorable
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK.. is this a plausible explanation: What looks like a grass field is actually a dry riverbed? The landscape definitely looks like it would drain to the area behind the sign; I just don't know if how much water would gather there, or if the vegetation there is consistent with flowing water.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are signs along the highways around here which say "DRIVE N TEXT, UB NEXT".

    Keith T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a real sign but not a real funeral home. It was an ad campaign in Canada to stop texting and driving.

    Uncle Bud
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a great billboard. I hope the campaign had some success.

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    Ansi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were I live it's encouraged to wear reflective gears and evenings when it gets dark at 4-5. A sign at my doctors said: "Don't worry if you forget to wear reflectives, there's always a need for organ donors". 😲 That was a good way to make a point.

    HarriMissesScotland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently had a guy run a stop sign, almost hitting me. I had to slam on by brakes, hit the horn, only for this idiot pull up next to me and yell, " Can't you see I'm texting?" Holding his phone up to show me. Welcome to Florida folks.

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funeral homes have a dark sense of humor.

    Uncle Bud
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would imagine working in that industry requires a little dark humor.

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    NeonDisco
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always been confused by highway billboards that encourage you to take your eyes of the road to read a sign that basically reminds you not to get distracted while driving.

    Memere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the worst are the digital ones that change every 30-45 seconds! I wish billboards would be banned everywhere.

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    MandiMay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently saw a truck saying "Vaccines are bad for you". It was sponsored by a funeral home!!!!

    Stan Brooks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A truer sign has never been commissioned.

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way quicker than driving in rush hour!

    Vic
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I from, I'll still have an idiot in a car honking at the back..

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    Dandelion Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on the current, you might get where you want to go faster than if you were on the road! A flawless system

    Lazy Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can knock out 2/3 of your triathlon in one go!

    Uncle Bud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. This is too funny. I have no idea what the top sign could possibly mean.

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's lovely bobbing along.......

    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some places are more bike-friendly than others.

    TheNerdette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily, i have a scuba certification!

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    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao im goin left to see what kind of trouble i can stir up

    Lizzie Lola
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, that's why I'M going right. 😉

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    Hydra (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Signs look very shopped (shadow, reflection, angle, no showing bolts) but still funny

    Anjali Cooper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude… I love this. Don’t get me wrong - this just looks SO photoshopped. 🤣

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just gonna park at the sign and see how the day goes.....

    Steven Blake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, I'm a free spirit, so wild abandon it is

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "we are worried the dogs might want to join in"

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the warning! Who knows, after they finished the children they might want a dog for desert...

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We recognize there are a couple stray bits of children lying about. Please leash your dog and continue on your way, there's nothing to see here"

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please let us eat our children in peace! Jesus

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Clean up after them" meaning "clean up after your dog AND people who have eaten children" because it tends to get messy.

    Kristy P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leash your dog and clean up after the people eating children? Got it.

    Terran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a minute, why do I have to clean up after the people eating children? I am not the one, who makes the mess!

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    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep - courtesy of Dr. Hannibal Lecter. Pass the BBQ sauce!

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    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really taking "honesty is the best policy" to the next level aren't they

    Daffodil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to meet you Dandelion.. I'm Daffodil

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing! China has a very similar sign in Tiananmen Square, proclaiming that nothing happened there in 1989. 🤔

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a refrigerator magnet almost exactly like the above sign. We bought it at a tourist attraction (I can't remember where) that had the same sign hanging there.

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    Rhon Young
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this sign in our garden. Bought it at a nursery.

    Kathleen Wells
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's one of those signs on the door of the original house my husband's family lived in when they came to from England in 1907 (His father was 10) Maybe this year I'll knock & tell them that "Something Exciting DID happen 10 years later!!!

    A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It happened next door, but people were getting confused.

    Zol
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone screwed a sign to a wall ... so that happened

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    SydneyGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some great customer service.

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *writing a review* “definitely come here! They treat you AND parts of you like royalty!”

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a bit sexist, what if I don't have balls? lol

    Remi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way easier to remember not to grab them, yeah?

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    The lavender Fox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im not even a boy and yet internal screaming it is

    Pius Xulu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're about the personal touch.

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A little more to the left, a tad more. There! Thank you, here is a tip"

    AnIncognitoAsshole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we in a strip club or a bakery, folks? Wow, tough crowd….

    Uncle Bud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's what I call First Class service.

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn, you got my hopes up

    similarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They wouldn't have to do this except that common sense is not a legitimate legal term.

    MikeWheelerFan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg this is at IKEA! I recently went for the first time and this ad convinced me to get a cinnamon bun.

    Pablo the Doggo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this sign before, it's at Ikea. They also have "do not use" signs on the display toilets there. Makes me wonder what happened that caused them to decide to put those up lol.

    MikeWheelerFan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I saw those too. I’m actually concerned.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to dash all our hopes and dreams, man.

    Johanna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cinnamon bun bed for one dollar?!!!

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ikea cinnamon buns are pretty big, though!

    PC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but I read that as 'pretty big dogs' like I. I'm sorry, what? I get it now.

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    Uncle Bud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very funny. It's sad they need to clarify that.

    Layna Sadler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, you have to assemble it yourself

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've already bottled mine up, does that count? Or should I leave the bottle in the vehicle too?

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave the bottle in someone else's vehicle and hope they never return it.

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    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure the damn windows are up too!!! No escaping!!

    Uncle Bud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh how we need more signs like this. Lol.

    Kelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good grief, we need these signs everywhere!

    Barong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My car is full. I have my inner child locked in there.

    sinead
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been dead and numb inside for years, no need to worry

    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need this sign at my apartment complex.

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry i carry mine with me at all times

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere for me to avoid, I’m well known for my unwarranted emotional outbursts

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    #21

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    Nat Rich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *inserts line* Scoot about trying to avoid people..

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very accurate, best poem I've seen in a while. The writer really has a gift

    Daffodil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought it said "whine" and I guess either way works

    thememyselfandi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could upvote this more than once...Coffee before work. Wine because of work.

    Nazda Pokmov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah ha you peeked again at the ending....I can tell

    Tamara Rutenber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that the last word is interchangeable with so many others. Options are important.

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well that knocks out 3/2 of all possible employees

    Vic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Job requirements are getting ridiculously high these days..

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    Nat Rich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit, sounded promising until I read the small print

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do I have to bring it to the job interview, or is a picture of the jar it's in on my desk enough proof?"

    Daffodil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh, jobs expect so much of people these days. Why am I getting entry level pay for such advanced requirements??? :|

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn i gotta find somewhere else to work :(

    sapphoscousin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a zombie, i find this extremely offensive.

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, no politians can a get a job there then

    Uncle Bud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love your comment and I completely agree.

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    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boiiiinnnggg!!! "Is this not an automatic door?" *Leaves stage to the left, bedazzled*

    Shushadei
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a similar automatic door at work. I can tell you: THESE SIGNS ARE NEEDED!

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys where do you think the exit button is? It's a little unclear

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🙄 Duh, it says push to open on the door. 😃🤣😉

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    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know people are still standing there annoyed that the door doesn't open automatically.

    TheEndIsNigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...then rattling on the door whilst yelling "Your door won't open!" 😆

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    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm...I don't think the instructions are clear enough. It needs another sign.

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scott Lang: what the hell happened here

    Ann Tegnér
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they´ve been put there after tons of "-How do I get out" questions.

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    #24

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    Joe Smart Report

    Tybalt P.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did ecksedenglie wel if yuu ask me or on of my freinds. Ecselint spelers, they sem to bee!

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    Turt_Le
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF sign says they spik Inglish, not write it

    Catherine Binder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Language is for communication. Close enough is close enough.

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    julie son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago I saw a sign that said "Broken English spoken perfectly". Loved it! :)

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's still more comprehensible than some reddit posts I've muddled through

    Trash (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but I know native English speakers with worse spelling than this

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    #25

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    Charlie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .-- .... .- - / .- .-. . / -.-- --- ..- / - .-. -.-- .. -. --. / - --- / - . .-.. .-.. / ..- ...

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    Indosidius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what happened that they had to add "have a wash before you come in." Is personal hygiene such a big problem?

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a job for everyone out there 😂

    Emi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, I'm fully qualified! When do I start?!

    Princess Tootie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That brutal honesty though...

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    Uncle Bud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty clever sign. I can only imagine how many people go in and ask for their Free Beer. Lol.

    Mary Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Goes inside* "Where's my free beer?!!"

    Terri Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asheville, NC - altitude with attitude! Best town in the state.

    DetongLhamo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago there were a couple of local bands called ‘Bare Naked Ladies’ and ‘Free Beer’. Both had at least one sell out gig down the pub.

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    finally, a locally sourced product. Lately everythings been coming in from Uranus🙄

    Vic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder most new products work like s**t..

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    Mortague
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want it if it's from the flat one.

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wrote this? Martians? You dont fool us aliens!

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With some products this is as close as possible on one line. You know, pears "grown in Argentina, sliced in Thailand, spiced in India, packaged in Namibia, rebranded in UK,..."

    THEBOI4000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly why do people care like THIS PRODUCT WAS MADE IN VIETNAM NOO IM NOT USING IT

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! Finally China is hiding their name.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you should've told me before you rang them up.

    TheNerdette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing its not from mars! Those martians are terrible with design

    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just wondering what a bubble flower is...

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    Hades (but good)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup! people lean on me all the time! they never ask me how I am! they always neglect me! i have a hard time too! why doesn't anyone understand me! they never ask how I'm doing, only what I'm doing! they never give me support! they never offer to help! they only want my help! they if you've read this far, you have no plans today.

    PC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually don't like that song. But yes. That's funny.

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    Usman A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As "Lean on Me" played in the background...

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    #29

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The manager is a chicken?

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is that Cotton eyed Joe song playing in my head?

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I prefer to aggressively turnip myself instead, thanks

    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ah gotta corn teen cus of da rona"

    Steve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's his search criteria on Pornhub

    T J R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my exact thought when I read it too!!! Hahahaha

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    Uncle Bud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't recommend this manager try to get a job at the Korean BBQ place from the previous post.

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    Daffodil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww come on I just got done with my monthly blood sacrifice to that guy, can I wait until next month so I can lump it all together???

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry. No shirt, no shoes, no demonic hands, no service.

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    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going with stigmata this week!!

    Suezn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Satanise your hands so you don't have to corn teen.

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be afraid of what my evil hands might do

    Marla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not getting fooled again Beelzebot

    Remi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little bit of brimstone helps keep mortal deceases down 🎶 (borrowing from Mary Poppins)

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *watches as both hands turn into devils* *looks over the sink* "HAND SATANIZER" “Oh this is just f*****g great!”

    Izzy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sataneyes satanise satanlies

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you actually end up in Boston, or London Heathrow, it will be unexpected!

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, they're pretty good at getting humans to the right place. Your luggage on the other hand ...

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's usually your luggage ends up somewhere totally unexpected. Maybe they have upgraded their planes to use Apple Maps, so not even the pilots know where they are going!

    Joey Marlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rather like the idea of them swapping it and losing the people and getting the luggage to the right place.

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    Tybalt P.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, you wanted to go to Boston? BAM, you’re in the Cretaceous Period! BAM, you’re on Saturn! BAM, you’re in the Twilight Realm! Enjoy your stay! :D

    Regina Granat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Direct seems logical. Where would you even stop, Nova Scotia?

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some stops at let's say New York and then you have to take connector to Boston. Those flights are usually cheaper compared to direct flights.

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    Placebo Domingo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were to travel from London to Boston i would probably take a bus or train. It's not that far.

    Joey Marlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, there is Boston on the east coast of England in Lincolnshire, about 100 miles (160 km) north of London.

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    Kayla J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few different reasons why this sign could use a fresh coat of paint from PR

    A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But your luggage will be in Vail on a ski trip.

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ad really boosts your confidence in their buisness...? 😬 Better choose another airline. I would make an ad for that one next to this saying: "we bring you safe to where you want to go" 😃

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    Uncle Bud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What can you say? This guy was just following the sign. Lol.

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I've seen that guy (Xavier) on the internet before. Dude is SAVAGE.

    Nazda Pokmov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He took the sign too literally I see

    LMW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me snort 😂

    Cat Momma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His name was Pakalu Papito.... Wonder why he changed such chuckle-worthy name....

    Elizabeth VanDyke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people take directions very seriously.

    anime girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just following the directions. Also, how’d you get a picture of me?

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    Vic
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now we ask questions that require logical reasoning and look out for the ones that are thinking.. (medieval witch Hunt reference..)

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    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good. Don't like her any way!!

    Kelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂 (someone will downvote my laughing at a funny joke. They have done it on several)

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    Chris Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She knows what she did... it pissed off ALOT of people!

    Kelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whomever you wish her to be. For me it is Melania.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what she did, but GET HER!

    Uncle Bud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ladies, stay the he'll away from here. Lol.

    sinead
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never liked her...

    Kelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I don’t know what she did, but it must have been something!

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    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always afraid suddenness is going to happen.

    Mark Goode
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more afraid of the strange juice.

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    Pogi Gwapo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in China 2010 I saw a sign saying “Pretend to be cool or act like a coincidence”

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gets better and better the longer I look

    Pterodactyl in Disguise
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, man on fire, stands juice, sudden happenings, crafty slippery, and ride and unreasonable chicken, that’s a lot to have in one place

    Nat Rich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suddeness happens far too frequently for my liking

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is some kind of Google Translate crime

    GenericPanda09
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I won't be trying the strange juice thanks.

    Hades (but good)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so, the rUdE chicken wants you to try the strange juice while slipping on railings suddenly. got it!

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably yes. Chinese doesn't translate very well to English, which is a fact I'm very grateful for because it's occasionally hilarious.

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    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now realize I have always wanted to try the strange juice.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then don't make them look and smell so delicious!

    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 1973 I gave a giant Hershey Kiss Candle to a friend who was off to college. I attached a note that said, " DO NOT ATTEMPT TO EAT!" Next day I get a call telling me this was the worst tasting chocolate he had ever eaten. Weed was involved.

    Suutashi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😆 The goat's milk soap that I buy says this on the paper wrapper of every bar.

    Mercy Wanjiru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unrelated...is goat milk good ( for the skin ) as they say it is?

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    Daffodil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't tell me what to do!! *chomp*

    Uncle Bud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. You just know there had been at least one incident where some brainiac tried it.

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they still smell good coming back out?? I'm off to test it

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That makes me want to eat one now!

    Jules
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It saddens me that signs like this are necessary

    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then don't make them look like cupcakes

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always pack a small green teddy bear.

    Pablo the Doggo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if you're prepared isn't it expected?

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, that certainly was unexpected!!

    AnyOtherName
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I've been here! It's in BC Canada. Scott's Quay I think

    Emi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That green teddy be like:

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    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like a toilet roll than a hurricane

    Izzy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the hurricane is taking place in the toilet. the roll is actually a traumatised victim here

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    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's a Category 2 or lower, stock up on booze and throw a Hurricane party. Here in Florida, we don't worry until it's at least a Cat 3.

    Dawson James
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my neighbors has this sign and they put it out in the hurricane season because we live on an island. I giggle every time I see it

    A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the Doritos.

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's basically all the advice we get here in New England. If we had a hurricane, tornado, or earthquake, we would all be doomed.

    Nazda Pokmov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grab beer....drink beer....grab more beer....

    Alison Kennedy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instructions easy enough for a drunk person to follow.

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    Pterodactyl in Disguise
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, don’t eat ketchup while driving, it could look like blood!

    Tybalt P.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw man, now they’re going after my all-time favorite hobby of somehow eating an entire bottle of ketchup in the car whilst driving? CHICAGO WHYyYyyyYyYYYY

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    Vanessa Panerosa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the non-Chicagoans; putting ketchup on your hotdogs is considered blasphemous. ;)

    2econdSelf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really?! I'm not from Chicago, Minneapolis here, but I've spent a lot of time in Chicago and didn't know that...interesting. A hot dog is really the only food I like ketchup with.

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    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a joke about how Chicagoans are opposed to putting ketchup on hot dogs

    heyitsfionabtw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my bestie are going to Chicago next month - I am very excited to ask for ketchup at a hot dog joint

    Pam Ives
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chigacoans are serious about what goes on their hot dogs.

    hcaballero57
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well there goes #7 on my Bucket List

    Nazda Pokmov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want mustard or mayo instead of ketchup....

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    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    come on guys this is easy you just dial three 9 times

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you had to do math to call emergency services, there would certainly be fewer prank calls

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    Bruce willsmouth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy : 321*3 = 963 / 12*3 = 36 / 963+36 = 999

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since it probably has the button (hook switch/switch hook I've seen them called) you can hit it 9 times then 9 times and 9 more to dial it.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Faced with a catastrophe? Great time to brush up on your maths.

    Proxima Centauri
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There might be buttons in the receiver, if not a dial.

    Joey Marlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As you are making a serious point I'll respond in kind. I've been fairly reliably informed (by a BT Engineer who recognised the phone) that the sign is wrong. It should read something along the lines of (the order is a guess) press 1 for coastguard, 2 for police etc.

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    J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can still use 112 in the UK, which is the most common emergency number across Europe.

    Marilyn Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered why in North America we use 911 when just having to dial one digit 3 times would be even easier. Thankfully I’ve never had to use it anyway. Yet…

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    Pterodactyl in Disguise
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear, I guess I’ll have to go on the third Saturday of the week then

    Ashbie Woolcock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this day and age, they'll find a way to make it a 3rd Monday instead

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Eight days a week, is not enough to show I care...🎶

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must have time-skipped over those extra 2 days for my entire life.

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, I guess I'll just have to go on the 8 out of 9 days of the week when it is open (hmmm...)

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo, can we was three fridays? Pretty please? Ill give you a cherry?

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone added days to the week and didn't tell me!?

    Nazda Pokmov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems like 8 days a week for the employees here.

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    Hyrule26
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it was done on purpose to show why you need careful planning

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    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly the planning part really pays off

    Jessica Julian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really does look familiar...though it was under construction when I was there. I think it may be North Carolina State University College of Architecture and Design...maybe...

    Alexandru Bucur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually at Ball State University, Indiana: https://www.arch2o.com/story-behind-college-architecture-planning-sign/

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    THEBOI4000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Find something more ironic I'll wait

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When new admissions see this they panic over their choice.

    Marilyn Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s some funny stuff right there.

    Tybalt P.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve always been wondering what Ollege I should go to…. Oh wait, there’s another letter on the sign! ;)

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    AJ Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not terrifying at all...

    Artemisa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m feeling better now. Just jump… not anxiety at all

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    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what to do if it moves but won't stop?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering '2' is the largest number on the panel I would assume this is a hydraulic-ram style elevator which is both the slowest and probably the safest elevator type. If the max-height limit switch fails, the car will just sit at the top of its travel and excess hydraulic pressure will bleed back to the tank until the pump overheats and shuts off, or it will settle slowly down to its lowest position if anything else gives up.

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would anyone tell me where the stairs are?

    Emily Barnes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if I accidentally do a big jump

    Uncle Bud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I'll certainly be taking the stairs in this building. Lol.

    Vortex Lazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright, I will be taking the stairs then.

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    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    always sound advice this snow is bad get the emergency cake no you fool those are the flat tire crackers

    Madelyn Jeffords
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You seriously forgot the traffic chocolate? Well now I’ve seen everything.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually fits, if you imagine yourself driving very carefully with a cake, like a wedding cake, in your backseat, that you don’t want toppling over, because the raging bridezilla will rip your face off if it’s ruined.

    Queen Boudicca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One should always drive with cake. In fact, one should do everything with cake.

    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A bunch of people are trapped in cars in the snow!" "Well, let them eat cake."

    Uncle Bud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always take my emergency cake with me in winter weather. Lol.

    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...in case you get stuck, at least you have something to eat.

    Izzy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hah. one step ahead of you. i do that in EVERY season

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep!, freeze half a bottle of water, tea, or whatever to add to when tripping out in summer

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    Sal Paradise
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One should always drive with cake!

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's sound advice year round

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    Mortague
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also called a paradox pole

    T5n
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does “paradox pole” sound like a magic D&D item?

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    survivalrhino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My head hurts... schroedinger's cat all over again

    Nazda Pokmov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign not in use....eh? How about some free advertising then?

    Purple3262
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another unnecessary driving distraction...

    Loraine D.G. MacGinness
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you just love how councils use/waste OUR money ?

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    la rana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep off, grass. Well, it did!

    Jake stenhouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not photoshopped at all, really!

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, definitely not. Meanwhile I have this bridge in Oregon I've been hoping to sell, which isn't easy in today's market, but you look like just the kind of savvy businessperson I was searching for! With just a small investment of - *sirens* OH NO THE COPS! *jumps out the window*

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    Rylee Evergreen🦋
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These bots are getting really annoying. I mean, I enjoy making snarky retorts to them, but does anyone know how to report them? People just say report them but I'm not the best with the internet and I don't know where that button is😅

    Uncle Bud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best thing to do with the spammers is to down vote their post. I read somewhere else on BP that if they get a certain number of down votes, first they are temporarily banned. After a temporary ban comes A permanent ban. So down vote every spammy post you see.

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    Izzy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm imagining a dystopian mad max-esque barren hell hole. everything is looted, stolen, destroyed. except this sign. the one exception everyone agrees on leaving untouched. left erected in bitter irony

    Celtic Danika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because it's a few miles from where the original Mad Max was filmed.

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    Rwhanger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this exact same photo from when I went travelling in 2006... this is a novely (of course) sign on the golf course in coober pedy, australia. Its an opal mining town that is so hot that most people live underground. Fascinating place. I think they filmed some of mad max there too. Another great sign they have say's "no noodling" which I believe is unorthorised searching for opals.

    A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I see a single blade of grass up on the hill.

    Perfumista Perfumista
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people did not heed the sign and look what happened.

    That'sEndorable
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when people don't read those signs!

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    Nat Rich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder we all have anxiety

    Vic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the Hotel California..

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    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell me what gaslighting is without telling me

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exit or not exit, that's the question.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageously misleading signs...

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    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case of emergency we really just want you to be traped in the building not being able to find the exit

    Izzy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm sensing some real mixed signals here. great representation of me on my period

    Jason Marin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must really enjoy misleading people.

    Nazda Pokmov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not an exit....but a door to the outside.....

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    Nat Rich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I exchange mine?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a pretty cheap price. I mean, you’re going to get what you pay for. I had to import mine (he’s British), so paid more, and he’s been worth every penny for the last 21 years.

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    Jan Eivroc
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it comes with a lifetime warranty and free replacement guarantee lol

    75/Sunny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you accept returns? After 20 years?

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    loving how they had to add that "coupons do not apply"

    A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? We can't use discounts or coupons? LOL

    MadamGreenIce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want one to help me to move house next week. With this kind of price, I won't feel bad to chuck him away once I'm done moving.

    Uncle Bud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I'm a straight man but $14.98, that's a steal. Maybe I'll pick up one. Lol.

    julie son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One for each occasion, one for each accessory!

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not Duh to the morons who try to defy the Pauli Exclusion Principle (two objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time).

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    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably means No Parking on the Grass.

    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't apply in Florida. I was parked in a handicapped spot next to another handicapped spot. Come out to find a golf cart parked between us. My passenger can't get in until I back out, but the driver of the van can't get in. Went back into the store to have them make an announcement. No one came forward. IDIOTS!

    Uncle Bud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sad that such a sign would be necessary. But it his necessary because I've seen people park on the grass.

    Alison Kennedy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's what I have been doing wrong!

    Emi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me wondering what happened to get that sign up...

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn that explains why i was getting the side eye from the passengers…

    Pablo the Doggo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that there are people out there who need this sign...

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    SydneyGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, when the anchovies kick in

    Uncle Bud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thank you. I'll skip the Seizure Salad.

    Nazda Pokmov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seizure Salad.....my favorite...and here I thought it was off the menu for good!!

    heyitsfionabtw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step right up and get our new entree, Chicken Durm Sticks with a side of Seizure Salad! Only $13.99!

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take the Chicken Durm stick.

    Groovyfirechick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had dinner at a place once that had “Chocolate Mouse Cake” on the menu. 😂

    Sara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a McDonald's salad shaker??

    Jessie Jess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woooooow!!!! I forgot about those!! Hahahahaaaaa! I'm that just brought me back to high school!

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    duckys
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's actually pretty convincing

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s also one of the normal takeout choices of people on their first night in a new house.

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    Lisa Clace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stacy Lokuta’s eyebrows ? 😧

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she's getting a bikini wax while posing for the pic

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    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So with this pizza... Do I get to choose my toppings or do they?

    Izzy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    very concerned about the state of stacey's eyebrows considering the fact that they look positively HD in an entirely grainy photo

    Edward H K III
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Edit) If you add on a Pool get cheese bread and a 2L of Coca-Cola too

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take that deal. ANYTHING for a free pizza!

    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pfft. We all know the price of the pizza is baked into that $350k We just popped down on this place. You're not fooling anybody. 🤪🤪🤪

    Pharmtechgurl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks too mean to buy anything from

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    #51

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    Dani M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are really against pet rocks

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or people on leashes? Short leashes.

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    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So leave children at the door???

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    Ellie McGrath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no selfies with the fluffy cows. On second thoughts stay away from the fluffy cows all together

    Donnie Mc00
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats just poorly photoshopped on top of a buffalo pic.

    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But you can be happy if you've a mind to"

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶All you gotta do is put your mind to it. Knuckle down, buckle down, do it, do it, do it. 🎶

    John L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I get one of those transparent signs?!?

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hat tip to Roger Miller! (https://youtu.be/KI-8hst0bho)

    Frogbert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jackass moment coming up…

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you’re Johnny Knoxville.

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    Samuel Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even though this is photoshopped It's still funny

    Paul Macdonell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not real.....It's an old sign for Cellino and Barnes in Western New York. This is photo shopped....dosen't even include their names.

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got injured not good, where is my sign?

    Pablo the Doggo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks photoshopped to me but idk

    Aesthetic Studios
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this sign is made by a sasaeng fan or some toxic haters of someone

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    #54

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    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the only good bug is a dead bug would you like to know more

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Minnesota. Their skeeters are half the size of Piper Cubs.

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    Hiram's Friend
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you've ever been to woodland Canada or Alaska.

    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Canadian Maritimes in summer. I grew up in a Florida swamp, so I thought I new everything about skeeters. Nope. Always carried at least 2 cans of Deep Woods Off and covered up.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be somewhere where it snows a ton in winter, and the spring thaw brings out mosquitos the size of Buicks.

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The polycrabs are at it again! RUN!!!

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    A Thousand Years Wide
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me think of the Parks and Rec episode about the doomsday cult that had a "end of days" party in the park and paid in checks for everything because they thought the world was ending in a couple hours.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROTFLMAO That's awesome

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    Daffodil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the sign is for a toll bridge, but the specific part that is why this sign is on the list is because even though it has separate times listed they're all $7

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    Vortex Lazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XING fee? Wait, could it be Auto Toll Crossing Fee?

    A Thousand Years Wide
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the people trying to argue specifics. "But it's free on Saturdays", "But it is after 9pm".

    Darla Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the people asking about discounts

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    #58

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    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking my sourdough out to play.

    Vic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every town kneads one of these..

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    75/Sunny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew he looked like a loaf

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, sometimes when my dog lays down he looks like a loaf of bread, soooo….

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter used to have a dog named baguette. This would have been perfect!!!

    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For dogs that prefer to just loaf around.

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    #59

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    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this makes me feel so stressed out

    Hypoxia Smurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throughout Mexico, alongside highways, one may see official signs proclaiming NO TIRE BASURA -- meaning, Don't Throw Trash Here. The signs are usually almost buried under garbage. Does this show a healthy attitude toward government?

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop there to read the sign, then move on.

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer it deep fried though

    manalonedies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was really looking for the pre-frozen ice...

    Pablo the Doggo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was looking for thawed ice, but I suppose that'll have to do.

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great! I hate trying to keep things cool with boiling ice.

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it ice flavoured or water flavoured

    Nat Rich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But mummy...I want unfrozen ice!

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    Ahmad Alzahrani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not get this, any one can explain?

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Donner party was a wagon train of settlers who got stuck in the mountains after heavy snowfall. About half of the people died - and then some got eaten by the survivors. So yay, picnic at the cannibalism site.

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    75/Sunny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you don't have to bring food. Just invite a bunch of ppl

    Kim Bush
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be on the lookout for the elusive Wendigo

    Razill
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donner groupwas a party traveling to california during the gold rush, took a wrong turn and ended up stranded in Sierra Nevada mountains (Tahoe in this mountain range) during winter and had to resort to cannibalism...

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    Chris Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $48.38 .. is a pretty specific price for a wedding..

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is great! I can have the wedding stocked full of famous burgers and minnow that I've always dreamed of!

    Cheryl Ramsay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An elderly woman in the boondocks of northern New Hampshire had a sign in front of her house (when I was a kid in the 50's) that read "worms and Kool-Aid".

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cheap wedding, with burgers to eat, fishing for fun, and a bonfire afterward? Shít son, sign me up! That's one wedding I'd love to attend!

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want to go to a wedding

    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an issue with the price of the discount weddings.

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably somewhere in the South(US)

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    TFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume it means that it's on the hour not the half. Like it's 10:00 10:20, 10:40, instead of like 10:10, 10:30, 1050

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really, it's an old way of saying that it's synchronized to the hour so 0:00, 0:20, 0:40

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just gonna throw this in for consideration. It leaves every 20mins ON the hour, so 9:20, 10:20, 11:20

    Alexandru Bucur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's how I read it as well. Which means it's indeed a bad sign if it can be interpreted either that trains only leave at 20 minutes past every hour or at twenty minute intervals synchronized to the hour and you don't know which is correct.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing the person responsible for this sign was the one who wrote the ad lol.

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "add the perviously frozen swordfish".....said no recipe ever

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is probably related to the poor basstard who accidentally priced gasoline at 69 cents a few weeks ago.

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    #67

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    notnow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mark with a C. Cark

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will never not be funny to me! Have an upvote!

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    HumanBeingFromEarth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw one that post on bored panda. The drink was “Cark” he said mark with a c. I saw another post where they had to send pictures of the drink to prove it was missing.

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    similarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt this is a legitimate sign. I think it's more likely photoshop. Something about the "Michael Bolton" image looks off, particularly around the edges.

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time."

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Office Space!!! Thumbs up those who love the film!

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's not that I'm lazy, it's just that I don't care!"

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    Kim Bush
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when "A Man Loves a Woman"

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When A Man Loves a Woman" is known as Percy Sledge's song [& he sings it in Time-Life 'Soul Forever,' not Bolton]; recorded in 1966, Percy's song was #1 on both the Billboard Hot 100 & R&B singles charts. "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" is the best-est Bolton, swoon.

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    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a pic of Michael Bolton whose nose is waay thinner & longer...longer face, squinty eyes. Wrong foto, jerx. How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?

    Darla Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah where’s the long hair he used to have?

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    Tweetysvoice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part of the Goop line of products?

    Lazy Panda
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    3 years ago

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    I don't know if it's more disturbing that it's PLACENTA or that it's supposed to make you white.

    Pogi Gwapo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These types of products are popular in Philippines. It’s like in some countries people want to be suntanned.

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    Nat Rich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They got holes in the middle

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand - anybody help?

    Kim Bush
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Treat all livestock trailers with caution, sometimes you wouldn't believe what is inside...

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Veeeeerrrry expensive. Keep back!!!

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