“Not How Girls Work:” 35 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)
Some men do like to think that they know women better than they do themselves. Call it asshole syndrome or whatever, really, it doesn’t change how shockingly dumb some of their theories about women really are.
Like, women’s unnatural hair colors are warning signals to stay away, or that periods are telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. And while I'd like to know what kind of bad science fiction books they’re reading, this subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork gives them a proper treatment in what they deserve: being put in their place and told to cut their BS statements!
Today, we selected some of the best of the worst posts shared on the subreddit, and be sure to check out our previous posts here and here after you’re done reading this one.
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I Know It Doesn't Belong Here But After So Many Misogynist Memes I Finally Found A Good One, So I Really Wanted To Share It With You Guys
They Had Me In The First Half
Stay Away From Girls With Bright Unnatural Hair Colors
Previously we spoke with the general practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D. She told us how little men know about women’s bodies. In fact, there was a YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 which asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. The doctor said that the results “were actually abysmal” and that "well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."
Wahmen Can't Sculpt Like Da Menz Can
Random bigotted man: "This was made by a man from the West" Reality: ...
I Really Needed To Share This. Victim Blaming Has Gone So Far, People Had To Put The Clothes Of The Victims In Am Exhibition. There Is Also A Little Girl's Dress On Wall, Which Is Really Disturbing
Kind Of Like Going To Work For Free Coffee. But Not
"There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low. Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned," she explained.
Well, At Least He Doesn’t Think Women Are Cows
Yea Ladies! Turn Off Your Cramps Before You Get To Work… Gosh
This fool thinks we just choose to bleed and be in pain at inconvenient times. How does he own a business? I'm surprised he can tie his own shoes.
How Can He Get That Idea From This Description?
In case men are curious. It is uncomfortable, can be painful, and for a lot of women who have been assaulted, it is downright traumatizing.
Some time ago, we also spoke about so-called nice guys with counsellor & psychotherapist Tati Silva, who said that a man who is physically less attractive tends to compensate by being nice to be able to connect to people. However, Silva said they will overcompensate with over-the-top behaviors. "The nice guy will use all the tools to charm the person they are interested in. However, if it is not replicated, the nice guy's true colors come to light," the psychotherapist explained.
It turns out that a nice guy also has a sinister side. “In the mind of the nice guy, the person he is pursuing should repay his action by becoming his girlfriend or boyfriend; for him, that is how these things work. The nice guy will lash out if he does not get what he wants, which might be indirectly influenced by misogynistic entitlement complexes."
Yes!! Exactly This
More Milk = More Boobs
According to Silva, misogyny occurs unconsciously and it usually can be linked back to hatred that forms early in life, often as a result of a trauma involving a female figure. But like everywhere, there are exceptions and the psychotherapist warns that “this doesn't apply to everyone.” “There are genuinely nice guys and girls out there who will be okay to be put in the friend zone, respecting your opinion. They won’t expect anything back,” she concluded.
Forget Sex Education, Even Basic Education Failed This Person
Excuse Me While I Go Scream In A Pillow
Vomited In My Mouth A Bit Reading This
Ah Yes, A Womens Hairology Expert Over Here
S**t, someone should tell my husband we broke up. Many times at that.
News Flash: S**ts Wear Vans Because S**ts!
I Love Being Reduced To My Finest Qualities!
I Can't Believe I Found This
Seen On R/Niceguys
Ooooor, and hear me out, they like their hair that way and don't give a flying eff about being attractive to every man that crosses their path.
Buddy, I Dont Think Thats How This Works.
The Poster A Group Of Protestors Put Up At My College
I find it baffling that religion is going out of fashion. These values just prove what a forward-thinking organisation the church is. I'm baffled.
Thing is, there are many women in the bible with jobs, no sah mums, etc. For example Naomi and Ruth were in real estate, Deborah achieved greatness as a judge, military leader and poet,. These a$$holes just use bits and peices that suit their purpose to which I say (as a christian) Fu*k Off.
Load More Replies...The book of Timothy (just the name of it) sounds like it's completely made up!
Load More Replies...Love the way she's carefully thinking of the perfect way to say "f*ck you Tim"
They should read Book of Proverbs 31:10-31 "The Virtuous Wife" work, manage and live her freaking life independently of her husband. Stop reading what and how you like.
I vaguely recall a bible verse (could've been what comes after Eph[esians] 5:22, but I think it was elsewhere...) that says that wives are slaves to their husbands...and the husband is also a slave to the wife! Furthermore, Ephesians goes onto say how the husband shall love his wife as he loves himself, so it goes both ways, but of course, this delusional group seems to prefer to cherry-pick lines from the bible to fit their own twisted goals. Hmm...now where have I heard that before?
Load More Replies...As both a person who is Jewish, and a Religion Professor, I would like to point out that none of these quotes come from the Jewish part of the Bible.......nor are any of these quotes the words of Jesus.
Well the Old Testament has some horrible parts as well regarding women. Pro slavery, pedophilia, incest… It’s not better
Load More Replies...They're clearly missing all the strong women in the "Old" Testament. Miriam, Deborah, Yehudit (she chopped off the enemy commander's head!)... There's so many positive examples. The bottom quote is sung as part of "Woman of Valor" - a song many Jewish families sing as a thank you to the women in their house, which talks about a woman who does business, is active outside the home, interacts with other humans, and generally is uses all of her skills to their full potential. This is about trying to control women so that a person feels an element of control in their lives because they're too afraid of life without being in charge of something...
Gas and a match will get rid of the whole darn thing
Load More Replies...Of course these clueless hypocrites do a dozen things again that go against something in the bible.
Someone needs to put a big ol' sign up next to this that just says, 'Or what?'
Wow. And yet they are trying to appeal to women who are pursuing education…
this reminds me of when i was walking out of middle school and these middle aged men were handing out picket bibles and yelling at girls to save themselves for marriage. one looked me dead in the eye and said, "read the lord's word and do what's right." me and my friend told a teacher and they got kicked off the premises right away
It shows that all religions are the same, were written by abusive males who play god. BTW, what rules has god for them?
This from the same book of fairie tales that says you can't eat cheeseburgers or shellfish or shrimp. How am I gonna make cioppino if I can't get any shellfish? And what about my bacon? Don't even think about touching my bacon.
As long as women march to the beat of male-designed religions, then they have no soap box to complain from. But to those women who think organized religion is misogynist, welcome to atheism. It's a freedom you won't find under those oppressive roofs.
This is why I just don’t get it. I’m Christian, but the Bible says so many things about women being incapable! My mom said it’s just because we need a leader, but why does it have to be a man?
Ironically the stock photo model is wearing a jacket that could be considered masculine, looks like formal office attire and is therefore against god's will by these standards (dress like a modest, stay at home mother). She's also wearing makeup and her hair has definitely been straightened.
All quotes from St Paul, the misogynist of the ages. I always felt sorry for his wife.
Growing up... the only submission I knew was on WWF. I'm truly appalled to think that people look for servitude when they look for a life partner.
So if you're an Athiest you can do whatever you want? There's a hell of a lot of words there to basically say "a woman should stay at home, do housework, only speak when spoken to, and always obey your husband" which quite frankly is a disgraceful and ridiculous thing to expect of a wife because a wife is supposed to be a partner not a slave.
None of that. Do not submit to anyone. Don't have kids if it's not what you want. Be loud. Wear what you want!
correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think tim is a book in the bible
For modesty, you forgot the part where Jesus literally instead of telling women to dress a certain way he told his men to pluck out his eyes/ cut off their hands
It's so offensive that should be classified as fighting words and thus a defense against assault.
Its funny how they'll moan because you don't follow their religions rules by basically being a sex slave that cooks and cleans but they'll ignore the religions rules about only having sex to procreate, not wearing gold, not having a beard, or wearing mixed fabrics or any of the other stupid things that the bible forbids.
The irony is that Christianity beat out Mithraism because the latter excluded women.
The interesting thing is that these verses are cherry picked to show what the people with the sign wanted. It does not show the rest of what was rest of what was expected for the men.
I take it that, whoever this man is must really love watching the Duggars.
This is why my baby boomer mother, 1950’s Louisiana farm raised aunt, and I are pseudo neopagan
I have this sudden, uncontrol urge to graffiti this with DAFUQ? F**K OFFF BISH!!
This is why I'm no longer religious. Most religions want to keep women down & under male control.
I’m not a huge fan of vandalism but I do have a strong urge to spray pain “eat my a$$” over this
hey! dudes... Talibans are in Afghanistan, and hardly they'll come in a civilian world to make the rules! and I'm very very sad for women who must remain there with these "islamic" caveman
Isn't this all old testament stuff? There ought to be a name for so called Christians who prefer the bible before Christ turned up.
Wouldn't they be Jewish? And btw, these quotes are from the New Testament
Load More Replies...If they’re going to say that women should have beauty, why on earth are they quoting Proverbs 31:30 - “Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.” ??
I grew up surrounded by big and loud Italian women, I know of no such thing, and I wouldn't want to, personality is a great trait in a human.
Well Tim was a f88ker huh? Tim probably joined the early church to fiddle with little boys, maybe if Nero had thrown more of them to the lions . . . hay, don't shoot the messenger, just saying!
People need to stop using this. it was a thing of the times and women don't have to do this anymore.
Uh I don’t know if I should say this, but here goes; Islam doesn’t obligate marriage for women, women are not forced not to work, they’re not obligated to have children either, and Islam says women are entitled to almost anything men are, as people are equal
But then again, Islam considers women to be property, sooooo...
Load More Replies...CatGirl, not sure how I qualify as an Incel. I made no mention of women. I just think religion is the cause of a lot of the worlds problems. I love women, I've been happily married to one for over thirty years. They are a darn site better than men.
Load More Replies...Titus and Timothy are letters written to specific churches and towns by a very misogynistic convert. Jesus had followers that were unmarried women, and he enjoyed their company.
I would be stripping off and sun bathing next to these so called values of faith, all the while enjoying some gin and tonics and gossip with so other like minded girls. BUT then I guess I am just satins whore.
Galatians 3:28, there is no male or female, you are all one in Jesus.
Proverbs 31:10-31. Talks about an excellent wife being one who owns a field, works in it, goes into town and sells items she's made
I believe he's the old necromancer in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Load More Replies...As an Orthodox Christian, I don't have a problem with this except with the fundamentalist way it's being presented. All these things are appropriate for a Christian woman, but she is not limited to them & they should not be imposed on her by others. Fundamentalist evangelical types frequently misapply these principles outside their relevant contexts.
Timothy didn't write it. It was a letter written to Timothy by the Apostle Paul.
Load More Replies...Omg. So Relatable
This Person Gets Their Ideas Of Women Exclusively From Slumber Party Scenes Written By Men
Been a woman my whole life. This has never happened. Either I'm womaning wrong, or this guy has watched way too many pornos.
I Remember Seeing This As A Kid And Being Super Uncomfortable. Saw It Again And Nothing Has Changed About How I Feel
Women Should Not Be Financially Independent.
You really don’t understand what financially independent means, do you?
It’s That Easy
Its almost other way around, me and my brother take same amount of efforts, same diet, yet he lost 5 kg and I gained half pound.
I Dont Think This Person Has Ever Talked To A Woman Before
Because All Girls Decorate Their Pcs Like This
If There Is Sub Named Nothowlesbians Work It Would Be More Fitting But
Uhm I Don't Think This Is How It Works...
... attractive after I invested that money in therapy to help me stop creeping women out. There I fixed it for you.
I Hope No Woman Has To Interact With This Person In Real Life
Why The Hell Do I Have To Keep Posting On Here?
"I Have Warrants"
Bitch, you got tacos? I mean- I'm a dude, but I'll be your gf if you've got tacos
They Are Just Trying To Turn Themselves Into A Victim At This Point
"Women Would Only Last Minutes Without Men"
I know how to fix almost anything. If we ever get chance to live like that, Don't worry i will fix everything including that toilet.
Apparently Y'all Be Manhunting 24/7 Lol
I- I Don’t Even Know Where To Start With This One
Nine? Look, there's a lot wrong here, but where is that 'nine' from?
These Manipulative Assholes Are So Obsessed With Pitting Women Against Each Other Just So They Can Demonize Us Instead Of Blaming Themselves
When their reaction was probably 'why was this random creeper talking to us'.
Apparently All Women Only Use For Manipulation
Because We Can’t Be Trusted
It's Depressing To See How Men Think Like This
Won't be saying the same s**t when some badass breaks your wrist, now will ya?
If You Listen In Healt Class, You Don’t Need Sanitary Products
Good lord, my niece started hers at TEN. which is close to normal nowadays.
Found On Another Sub, Women Only Like Harry Potter And Twilight Apparently
thats the most random bollocks i have ever read whats next a conspiracy about JFK being assassinated by a wheel of edam cheese
Are You Kidding Me?
Women Have No Friends Only Associates
Til No Women Have Jobs
Hypocrisy
Girls Just Made Up Chemistry
So very wrong. I've been attracted to guys of all varieties. In fact, the only consistent things I've noticed are a good smile, kindness, and makes me laugh. I don't care if you're dropdead gorgeous with multiple mansions, if you're a trash human being, hard no.
So Like...most Girls Then
Saw This On R/Memes
Why The Catty Woman Stereotype Needs To Be Eliminated Immediately: Exhibit A
I love it when a woman compliments me, especially when its a stranger. Whether it's my lipstick shade or my shoes, it feels great and it's always been genuine unlike dudes saying "you look hot" or whatever. And I try to do the same to other women. Doesn't hurt and it can make someone's day.
I Guess Feminism Is Against Nature
On A Post About Bisexual Girls…
guys are exactly the same if another dude is around especially if a girl is involved
Counterpoint: We Just Wear Whatever We Feel Like Wearing
Wow Dude Just Wow
Why Can't We Be More Like Men?
Saw This On One Of The Main Boards
Made it to just past 20 before wanting to throw my phone out the window. Why can we not move forward and fix this?
For the same reason we don't have world peace and an end to war.
Load More Replies...What mgtow/incel hole of the internet did they find this many ignorant men?
I just went through that. And my only reaction is: WHAT ON EARTH?????
Taught my boys from a young age to treat girls like they would boys. As friends. My oldest is turning thirteen and one of his best friends is a girl and they both want a sleep over, as friends because that is how they see each other.
Fantastic advice. Kinda like the advice on boys in the daring book for girls.
Load More Replies...I would like to hear from some men reading this: How many men actually ascribe to these beliefs?
A happily married, well-adjusted man here. I'm absolutely sickened by this sort of sexist nonsense. I don't know of a single man who would believe any of this dreck.
Load More Replies...My question after all these is: In what reality do women starve because men aren't in the room/building/social sphere? And, corollary, these same idiots are the ones who want women to do all the cooking, so.....
After ready this hallucinant entries a few questions remain. What was the average age of the 'men' who posted this? What was the education these people enjoyed?Could I be right in assuming there's a lot of homeschooling involved? To be honest it isn't only men who are ignorant. Read a post (probably on BP) about a girl who gave birth in hospital asking the nurse when the doctor would pierce her nipples so she could breastfeed...
And the one about the woman who was terrified of getting pregnant with triplets because she didn't want to be pregnant for 27 months, 😂😂😂. The ages of these guys is probably all over the place, from 13 to who knows. Education wise, hmm - in the U.S., they're probably a result of the "no child left behind" program introduced back in 2001. It was intended to help disadvantaged students but in reality just meant that all students were passed on to the next grade/level of education without actual proof that they had truly learned anything.
Load More Replies...I have a theory that our toxic competitive social structure helps to create this issue. People are like this because they are incapable of self reflection and assuming blame for their own short comings. But why are so many of us so bad at self reflection? I think it is because we are made to be hyper competitive as soon as we start school. Admitting any sort of flaw makes you less desirable and less competitive, but being incapable of self reflection and self improvement makes your value dramatically decrease. Insecurity and fear of personal flaws seems to be the underlining cause of half of these posts.
And all the over-scheduling of our kids! From the time they wake up til they go to bed - go to school all day, then soccer/football/swimming/piano/dance/gymnastics/whatever, all while eating fast food in the car between practice/lessons/games & trying to do homework...no down time, no peaceful family dinners, no 'alone' time, no relaxing with a good book. It's sad.
Load More Replies...Oh let them be. After all it's very unlikely they will be breeding anyway.
I feel like every school should have a class every few months that teaches guys about girls and all the wrong stereotypes about them. It could definitely be used.
Already being taught, in my school we had a lesson about stereotypes, guess what, none of them were about boys, only girls. Hey, I guess only women are discriminated against right ? It's not like so many people in these comments think the majority of men are like this.
Load More Replies...Unfassbar.... ich meine offenbar ist der Höhlenmensch doch nicht ausgestorben. Das ist so ekelhaft.... dabei sind das alles einfach nur wütende loser, die wie kleine babys das hassen, was sie nicht haben können....kann man DAS nicht isolieren und mit einem Virus....
Yikes. If people are so weird about cis women, I am really worried about coming out as a trans woman.
You mean the people who hold misogonystic beliefs shown here are stupid, right? I hope that's what you meant
Load More Replies...Made it to just past 20 before wanting to throw my phone out the window. Why can we not move forward and fix this?
For the same reason we don't have world peace and an end to war.
Load More Replies...What mgtow/incel hole of the internet did they find this many ignorant men?
I just went through that. And my only reaction is: WHAT ON EARTH?????
Taught my boys from a young age to treat girls like they would boys. As friends. My oldest is turning thirteen and one of his best friends is a girl and they both want a sleep over, as friends because that is how they see each other.
Fantastic advice. Kinda like the advice on boys in the daring book for girls.
Load More Replies...I would like to hear from some men reading this: How many men actually ascribe to these beliefs?
A happily married, well-adjusted man here. I'm absolutely sickened by this sort of sexist nonsense. I don't know of a single man who would believe any of this dreck.
Load More Replies...My question after all these is: In what reality do women starve because men aren't in the room/building/social sphere? And, corollary, these same idiots are the ones who want women to do all the cooking, so.....
After ready this hallucinant entries a few questions remain. What was the average age of the 'men' who posted this? What was the education these people enjoyed?Could I be right in assuming there's a lot of homeschooling involved? To be honest it isn't only men who are ignorant. Read a post (probably on BP) about a girl who gave birth in hospital asking the nurse when the doctor would pierce her nipples so she could breastfeed...
And the one about the woman who was terrified of getting pregnant with triplets because she didn't want to be pregnant for 27 months, 😂😂😂. The ages of these guys is probably all over the place, from 13 to who knows. Education wise, hmm - in the U.S., they're probably a result of the "no child left behind" program introduced back in 2001. It was intended to help disadvantaged students but in reality just meant that all students were passed on to the next grade/level of education without actual proof that they had truly learned anything.
Load More Replies...I have a theory that our toxic competitive social structure helps to create this issue. People are like this because they are incapable of self reflection and assuming blame for their own short comings. But why are so many of us so bad at self reflection? I think it is because we are made to be hyper competitive as soon as we start school. Admitting any sort of flaw makes you less desirable and less competitive, but being incapable of self reflection and self improvement makes your value dramatically decrease. Insecurity and fear of personal flaws seems to be the underlining cause of half of these posts.
And all the over-scheduling of our kids! From the time they wake up til they go to bed - go to school all day, then soccer/football/swimming/piano/dance/gymnastics/whatever, all while eating fast food in the car between practice/lessons/games & trying to do homework...no down time, no peaceful family dinners, no 'alone' time, no relaxing with a good book. It's sad.
Load More Replies...Oh let them be. After all it's very unlikely they will be breeding anyway.
I feel like every school should have a class every few months that teaches guys about girls and all the wrong stereotypes about them. It could definitely be used.
Already being taught, in my school we had a lesson about stereotypes, guess what, none of them were about boys, only girls. Hey, I guess only women are discriminated against right ? It's not like so many people in these comments think the majority of men are like this.
Load More Replies...Unfassbar.... ich meine offenbar ist der Höhlenmensch doch nicht ausgestorben. Das ist so ekelhaft.... dabei sind das alles einfach nur wütende loser, die wie kleine babys das hassen, was sie nicht haben können....kann man DAS nicht isolieren und mit einem Virus....
Yikes. If people are so weird about cis women, I am really worried about coming out as a trans woman.
You mean the people who hold misogonystic beliefs shown here are stupid, right? I hope that's what you meant
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