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Some men do like to think that they know women better than they do themselves. Call it asshole syndrome or whatever, really, it doesn’t change how shockingly dumb some of their theories about women really are.

Like, women’s unnatural hair colors are warning signals to stay away, or that periods are telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. And while I'd like to know what kind of bad science fiction books they’re reading, this subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork gives them a proper treatment in what they deserve: being put in their place and told to cut their BS statements!

Today, we selected some of the best of the worst posts shared on the subreddit, and be sure to check out our previous posts here and here after you’re done reading this one.

#1

I Know It Doesn't Belong Here But After So Many Misogynist Memes I Finally Found A Good One, So I Really Wanted To Share It With You Guys

I Know It Doesn't Belong Here But After So Many Misogynist Memes I Finally Found A Good One, So I Really Wanted To Share It With You Guys

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Scagsy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is number one in the list of stupid double standards applied to women.

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    #2

    They Had Me In The First Half

    They Had Me In The First Half

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    #3

    Stay Away From Girls With Bright Unnatural Hair Colors

    Stay Away From Girls With Bright Unnatural Hair Colors

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    Otter
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If word gets out that blue hair repels incels, there's going to be such a severe worldwide shortage of blue hair dye, that the girls will be using sharpies for permanent color...

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    Previously we spoke with the general practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D. She told us how little men know about women’s bodies. In fact, there was a YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 which asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. The doctor said that the results “were actually abysmal” and that "well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."

    #4

    Wahmen Can't Sculpt Like Da Menz Can

    Wahmen Can't Sculpt Like Da Menz Can

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    #5

    I Really Needed To Share This. Victim Blaming Has Gone So Far, People Had To Put The Clothes Of The Victims In Am Exhibition. There Is Also A Little Girl's Dress On Wall, Which Is Really Disturbing

    I Really Needed To Share This. Victim Blaming Has Gone So Far, People Had To Put The Clothes Of The Victims In Am Exhibition. There Is Also A Little Girl's Dress On Wall, Which Is Really Disturbing

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    #6

    Kind Of Like Going To Work For Free Coffee. But Not

    Kind Of Like Going To Work For Free Coffee. But Not

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    "There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low. Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned," she explained.

    #7

    Well, At Least He Doesn’t Think Women Are Cows

    Well, At Least He Doesn’t Think Women Are Cows

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    #8

    Yea Ladies! Turn Off Your Cramps Before You Get To Work… Gosh

    Yea Ladies! Turn Off Your Cramps Before You Get To Work… Gosh

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    Helen Haley
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This fool thinks we just choose to bleed and be in pain at inconvenient times. How does he own a business? I'm surprised he can tie his own shoes.

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    #9

    How Can He Get That Idea From This Description?

    How Can He Get That Idea From This Description?

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    Helen Haley
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case men are curious. It is uncomfortable, can be painful, and for a lot of women who have been assaulted, it is downright traumatizing.

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    Some time ago, we also spoke about so-called nice guys with counsellor & psychotherapist Tati Silva, who said that a man who is physically less attractive tends to compensate by being nice to be able to connect to people. However, Silva said they will overcompensate with over-the-top behaviors. "The nice guy will use all the tools to charm the person they are interested in. However, if it is not replicated, the nice guy's true colors come to light," the psychotherapist explained.

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    It turns out that a nice guy also has a sinister side. “In the mind of the nice guy, the person he is pursuing should repay his action by becoming his girlfriend or boyfriend; for him, that is how these things work. The nice guy will lash out if he does not get what he wants, which might be indirectly influenced by misogynistic entitlement complexes."

    #12

    More Milk = More Boobs

    More Milk = More Boobs

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    According to Silva, misogyny occurs unconsciously and it usually can be linked back to hatred that forms early in life, often as a result of a trauma involving a female figure. But like everywhere, there are exceptions and the psychotherapist warns that “this doesn't apply to everyone.” “There are genuinely nice guys and girls out there who will be okay to be put in the friend zone, respecting your opinion. They won’t expect anything back,” she concluded.

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    #13

    Forget Sex Education, Even Basic Education Failed This Person

    Forget Sex Education, Even Basic Education Failed This Person

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    Pearl
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. This man, his attitude and his made up scientific study.

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    #14

    Excuse Me While I Go Scream In A Pillow

    Excuse Me While I Go Scream In A Pillow

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    #15

    Vomited In My Mouth A Bit Reading This

    Vomited In My Mouth A Bit Reading This

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    #16

    Ah Yes, A Womens Hairology Expert Over Here

    Ah Yes, A Womens Hairology Expert Over Here

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    #17

    News Flash: S**ts Wear Vans Because S**ts!

    News Flash: S**ts Wear Vans Because S**ts!

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    #18

    I Love Being Reduced To My Finest Qualities!

    I Love Being Reduced To My Finest Qualities!

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    NsG
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having worked in a nursery, there are very definitely little girls who could be described as a noise with dirt on it!

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    #20

    Seen On R/Niceguys

    Seen On R/Niceguys

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    Helen Haley
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooor, and hear me out, they like their hair that way and don't give a flying eff about being attractive to every man that crosses their path.

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    #21

    Buddy, I Dont Think Thats How This Works.

    Buddy, I Dont Think Thats How This Works.

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    Otter
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, some of these MRA/Incel nutters are so deep in the closet, they're at the White Witch's palace.

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    #22

    The Poster A Group Of Protestors Put Up At My College

    The Poster A Group Of Protestors Put Up At My College

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    Scagsy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it baffling that religion is going out of fashion. These values just prove what a forward-thinking organisation the church is. I'm baffled.

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    #23

    Omg. So Relatable

    Omg. So Relatable

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    #24

    This Person Gets Their Ideas Of Women Exclusively From Slumber Party Scenes Written By Men

    This Person Gets Their Ideas Of Women Exclusively From Slumber Party Scenes Written By Men

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    Helen Haley
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been a woman my whole life. This has never happened. Either I'm womaning wrong, or this guy has watched way too many pornos.

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    #25

    I Remember Seeing This As A Kid And Being Super Uncomfortable. Saw It Again And Nothing Has Changed About How I Feel

    I Remember Seeing This As A Kid And Being Super Uncomfortable. Saw It Again And Nothing Has Changed About How I Feel

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    #26

    Women Should Not Be Financially Independent.

    Women Should Not Be Financially Independent.

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    Susan Green
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really don’t understand what financially independent means, do you?

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    #27

    It’s That Easy

    It’s That Easy

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    ravina nimje
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its almost other way around, me and my brother take same amount of efforts, same diet, yet he lost 5 kg and I gained half pound.

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    #28

    I Dont Think This Person Has Ever Talked To A Woman Before

    I Dont Think This Person Has Ever Talked To A Woman Before

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    Pearl
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one has commented yet because they don't know what to say. What is this nonsense?

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    #29

    Because All Girls Decorate Their Pcs Like This

    Because All Girls Decorate Their Pcs Like This

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    #30

    If There Is Sub Named Nothowlesbians Work It Would Be More Fitting But

    If There Is Sub Named Nothowlesbians Work It Would Be More Fitting But

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    #31

    Uhm I Don't Think This Is How It Works...

    Uhm I Don't Think This Is How It Works...

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... attractive after I invested that money in therapy to help me stop creeping women out. There I fixed it for you.

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    #32

    I Hope No Woman Has To Interact With This Person In Real Life

    I Hope No Woman Has To Interact With This Person In Real Life

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    #33

    Why The Hell Do I Have To Keep Posting On Here?

    Why The Hell Do I Have To Keep Posting On Here?

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    #34

    "I Have Warrants"

    "I Have Warrants"

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    XSpooky_Mint
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bitch, you got tacos? I mean- I'm a dude, but I'll be your gf if you've got tacos

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    #35

    They Are Just Trying To Turn Themselves Into A Victim At This Point

    They Are Just Trying To Turn Themselves Into A Victim At This Point

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    #36

    "Women Would Only Last Minutes Without Men"

    "Women Would Only Last Minutes Without Men"

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    ravina nimje
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know how to fix almost anything. If we ever get chance to live like that, Don't worry i will fix everything including that toilet.

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    #37

    Apparently Y'all Be Manhunting 24/7 Lol

    Apparently Y'all Be Manhunting 24/7 Lol

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    #38

    I- I Don’t Even Know Where To Start With This One

    I- I Don’t Even Know Where To Start With This One

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    #39

    These Manipulative Assholes Are So Obsessed With Pitting Women Against Each Other Just So They Can Demonize Us Instead Of Blaming Themselves

    These Manipulative Assholes Are So Obsessed With Pitting Women Against Each Other Just So They Can Demonize Us Instead Of Blaming Themselves

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    Helen Haley
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When their reaction was probably 'why was this random creeper talking to us'.

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    #40

    Apparently All Women Only Use For Manipulation

    Apparently All Women Only Use For Manipulation

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    #42

    It's Depressing To See How Men Think Like This

    It's Depressing To See How Men Think Like This

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    XSpooky_Mint
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't be saying the same s**t when some badass breaks your wrist, now will ya?

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    #43

    If You Listen In Healt Class, You Don’t Need Sanitary Products

    If You Listen In Healt Class, You Don’t Need Sanitary Products

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    #44

    Found On Another Sub, Women Only Like Harry Potter And Twilight Apparently

    Found On Another Sub, Women Only Like Harry Potter And Twilight Apparently

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    Tobias Rieper
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats the most random bollocks i have ever read whats next a conspiracy about JFK being assassinated by a wheel of edam cheese

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    #45

    Are You Kidding Me?

    Are You Kidding Me?

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    Gabi
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course. Whenever I hang out with my friends, we all go naked, fondle each other, then finish a day with massive orgasms. I mean, there are bars and restaurants where we're not allowed to enter anymore, but hey.

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    #46

    Women Have No Friends Only Associates

    Women Have No Friends Only Associates

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    Til No Women Have Jobs

    Til No Women Have Jobs

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    jellybeb
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are men complaining when they're the ones buying the pictures and agreeing to marry those girls...

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    #49

    Girls Just Made Up Chemistry

    Girls Just Made Up Chemistry

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    Helen Haley
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So very wrong. I've been attracted to guys of all varieties. In fact, the only consistent things I've noticed are a good smile, kindness, and makes me laugh. I don't care if you're dropdead gorgeous with multiple mansions, if you're a trash human being, hard no.

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    #50

    So Like...most Girls Then

    So Like...most Girls Then

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    Scagsy
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what colour should a girls toes be? I'm pretty confused. My wife has pink toes. Should I be alarmed?

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    #52

    Why The Catty Woman Stereotype Needs To Be Eliminated Immediately: Exhibit A

    Why The Catty Woman Stereotype Needs To Be Eliminated Immediately: Exhibit A

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    Roxanne D'souza
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when a woman compliments me, especially when its a stranger. Whether it's my lipstick shade or my shoes, it feels great and it's always been genuine unlike dudes saying "you look hot" or whatever. And I try to do the same to other women. Doesn't hurt and it can make someone's day.

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    #54

    On A Post About Bisexual Girls…

    On A Post About Bisexual Girls…

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    Tobias Rieper
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guys are exactly the same if another dude is around especially if a girl is involved

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    #55

    Counterpoint: We Just Wear Whatever We Feel Like Wearing

    Counterpoint: We Just Wear Whatever We Feel Like Wearing

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    #57

    Why Can't We Be More Like Men?

    Why Can't We Be More Like Men?

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    #58

    Saw This On One Of The Main Boards

    Saw This On One Of The Main Boards

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    CatGirl
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I occasionally do this to my boss, who also doesn't give a s**t.

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