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Some men do like to think that they know women better than they do themselves. Call it asshole syndrome or whatever, really, it doesn’t change how shockingly dumb some of their theories about women really are.

Like, women’s unnatural hair colors are warning signals to stay away, or that periods are telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. And while I'd like to know what kind of bad science fiction books they’re reading, this subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork gives them a proper treatment in what they deserve: being put in their place and told to cut their BS statements!

Today, we selected some of the best of the worst posts shared on the subreddit, and be sure to check out our previous posts here and here after you’re done reading this one.

#1

I Know It Doesn't Belong Here But After So Many Misogynist Memes I Finally Found A Good One, So I Really Wanted To Share It With You Guys

I Know It Doesn't Belong Here But After So Many Misogynist Memes I Finally Found A Good One, So I Really Wanted To Share It With You Guys

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Scagsy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is number one in the list of stupid double standards applied to women.

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    #2

    They Had Me In The First Half

    They Had Me In The First Half

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    #3

    Stay Away From Girls With Bright Unnatural Hair Colors

    Stay Away From Girls With Bright Unnatural Hair Colors

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    Otter
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If word gets out that blue hair repels incels, there's going to be such a severe worldwide shortage of blue hair dye, that the girls will be using sharpies for permanent color...

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    Previously we spoke with the general practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D. She told us how little men know about women’s bodies. In fact, there was a YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 which asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. The doctor said that the results “were actually abysmal” and that "well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."

    #4

    Wahmen Can't Sculpt Like Da Menz Can

    Wahmen Can't Sculpt Like Da Menz Can

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    #5

    I Really Needed To Share This. Victim Blaming Has Gone So Far, People Had To Put The Clothes Of The Victims In Am Exhibition. There Is Also A Little Girl's Dress On Wall, Which Is Really Disturbing

    I Really Needed To Share This. Victim Blaming Has Gone So Far, People Had To Put The Clothes Of The Victims In Am Exhibition. There Is Also A Little Girl's Dress On Wall, Which Is Really Disturbing

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    #6

    Kind Of Like Going To Work For Free Coffee. But Not

    Kind Of Like Going To Work For Free Coffee. But Not

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    "There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low. Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned," she explained.

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    #7

    Well, At Least He Doesn’t Think Women Are Cows

    Well, At Least He Doesn’t Think Women Are Cows

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    #8

    Yea Ladies! Turn Off Your Cramps Before You Get To Work… Gosh

    Yea Ladies! Turn Off Your Cramps Before You Get To Work… Gosh

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    Helen Haley
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This fool thinks we just choose to bleed and be in pain at inconvenient times. How does he own a business? I'm surprised he can tie his own shoes.

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    #9

    How Can He Get That Idea From This Description?

    How Can He Get That Idea From This Description?

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    Helen Haley
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case men are curious. It is uncomfortable, can be painful, and for a lot of women who have been assaulted, it is downright traumatizing.

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    Some time ago, we also spoke about so-called nice guys with counsellor & psychotherapist Tati Silva, who said that a man who is physically less attractive tends to compensate by being nice to be able to connect to people. However, Silva said they will overcompensate with over-the-top behaviors. "The nice guy will use all the tools to charm the person they are interested in. However, if it is not replicated, the nice guy's true colors come to light," the psychotherapist explained.

    It turns out that a nice guy also has a sinister side. “In the mind of the nice guy, the person he is pursuing should repay his action by becoming his girlfriend or boyfriend; for him, that is how these things work. The nice guy will lash out if he does not get what he wants, which might be indirectly influenced by misogynistic entitlement complexes."

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    Hans
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone who considers other human beings as "material" should stay single; in fact, should stay away from others at all.

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    Tristan J
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be rewritten: "Virgin looking for inflatable doll"

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    NsG
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7. Is she the equivalent to a domestic pet to you, rather than a real human being with needs and wants and a personality.

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    Burs
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am pretty sure that most of us respect our pets more than he does to women

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    Fat Harry
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope there's a woman out there looking for a man who is 1. Insecure 2. Possessive 3. Downright creepy

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    Scagsy
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks as though someone is gonna be single for a long, long time.

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    Maddie Star ⭐
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW!!! controlling, obsessive and jealousy all wrapped up in these 6 little rules. what girl could resist?

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    F S
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Number 5 makes me furious! Men believing that they’re entitled to having sex whenever they like and the woman in their relationship has to oblige. There are enough women younger than me who believe this BS and endure the sex so that they won’t be bothered for a few days by their partner, who was the one pressuring them by constantly nagging. And those women often believe that they’re on a par with their partner..

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    Otter
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess... he has no idea why he can't find a girlfriend?

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    Burs
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s because he is too ugly to be loved /s or because women only go for assholes and don’t like nice men /s

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7. Is she willing to be in a truly toxic realtionship and effectively live like a slave?

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    Valisbourne Spiritforge
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should read something along the lines of "Looking for bio-organic sex robot"

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    Billy Billerson
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Looking for something genuine and real" Describes someone not genuine or real.

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    Sky Render
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an awful lot of words to say "I want a sex robot because real women aren't interested in me".

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    Hannah Edwards
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Does she want to be in an abusive relationship?” is the only question this wanker needs to ask.

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    Radek Suski
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry dude, robot sex dolls are coming. Then you can completely vanish from the society

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    Sean Kirkwood
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all that free time from not cooking and cleaning for himself, you would think he could learn spelling and grammar...

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    dee dee
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Unfortunately, he can breed. Hopefully, someone will slap him hard enough for him to get his head out of his ass.

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice the switch from "me" to "you"? So... is she supposed to give someone else sex? and will she delete the social media for them but not him? Weird (apart from the whole thing being weird)

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    Jamie Lyons
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's unbelievable to me that there are people out there who really think like this...wtf.

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    Sang Fe
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sounds like he is looking to make a purchase from a human trafficker

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    Slick
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just imagine him typing that down and deciding that "yup, those words gonna get me chicks." how can one be so delutional ?

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    Daniel Mattock
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always want follow ups when I read posts like these- are these men ever successful in finding someone?

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    Lunar Bicycle
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the only time he’s ever touched by a woman is during his post mortem.

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    Hollie Marie
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only had to read the first one before I was like nope 🙅‍♀️

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    Katherine Boag
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How she going to cook unprompted if she had to ask his permission out of respect but has to be quiet when he's talking to his mates??

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    Danny Boy
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If yes to all these boxes congratulations you've qualified as my next murder victim...

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    albernistuff 4sale
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot help but think many such postings are trolls....I know from experience there ARE people this stupid, but so many...?

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    Siv Øiesvold
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused by the "me" and "you". Is he going to share her with someone else? That doesn't seem likely, as self-absorbed and narcissistic as he seems. Why not keep the checklist points to "me"?

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    Lena Flising
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking for some-THING? It's some-ONE, dolt. ................................ No, sorry, I was wrong. You are looking for some-THING. In my country we call it "Underbara Uppblåsbara Barbara". (Wonderful, inflated Barbara.) .......................................... You're clearly not looking for a REAL woman, as a REAL woman wants you to treat HER, the way YOU want to be treated.

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    Donkey boi
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answers from my wife: 1. 'Yes' (She has social anxiety). 2. 'No, what do I need your permission for?'. 3 'You cook, I clean. Seems fair to me'. 4. 'I'd rather be home with you anyway' 5. She wouldn't answer this one, but suffice to say the answer is no. 5. 'Oh that reminds me, my FB account got hacked and closed down, can you fix it for me?'

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    Emmydearest
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she made of plastic and medical silicon? Does she have a permanent surprised face? Is she unnaturally bendable? Do you put her in the closet after use?

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    Merrill
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 HUGE 🚩. I'll cook and clean unprompted because I'm an adult but as for the rest. Mind boggling he thinks this is reasonable and not just abusive control.

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    Avya Spriggs
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So basically a girl with no personality or opinion or anything that makes her special or unique, go buy yourself a barbie doll at Walmart buddy

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    Kantami Blossom
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So his idea of a "long term" relationship is a robotic maid/sex slave.

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    Jonna Eggl
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Only if your friends hush up and let me read uninterrupted. 2. I'm an adult now. I don't have to ask for permission. 3. My stuff, yes. Clean up your own mess and you haven't starved yet, so I assume you know how to feed yourself. 4. Don't like nightclubs, but if want to see friends and they're likewise inclined, I will. 5. Rapist mentality isn't sexy 6. Nope.

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    Just.a.ravenclaw.witch
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gods. this f*****g guy is the thickest git i've ever seen. would be rather pleasing if he were to be 5263562357517674815452845263451284614231412873 miles away instead of 13.

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    Leesa DeAndrea
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking for a doormat he can wipe his dirty shoes on. Not actually looking for a human being.

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    Yort
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that it switches from first to second person so it makes it sound like the woman has two boyfriends.

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    SZ
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darwinism is at work here, he will never spawn children and infest them with this stupidity

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd delete something if I met this guy, but it wouldn't be my social media.

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    Jo Choto
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to guarantee you will be single for the rest of your life.

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    Kantami Blossom
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can a woman cooking or cleaning unprompted be good if you expect her to ask permission to do things, also unless she buys you a gift certificate for a local prostitute or something how exactly can she "give you sex". Whoever wrote that should buy a sexdoll instead of trying to find a girlfriend.

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    Owiella Freddie
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you answered “no” to all those questions, then you found a gem!

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    Suz66
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's single because he's looking for women in the 1800's!

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    Marianne Saiso
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... nr 3 is reasonable if the other partner does that also. That's very helpful for a household. All the other stuff is just garbage.

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    #12

    More Milk = More Boobs

    More Milk = More Boobs

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    According to Silva, misogyny occurs unconsciously and it usually can be linked back to hatred that forms early in life, often as a result of a trauma involving a female figure. But like everywhere, there are exceptions and the psychotherapist warns that “this doesn't apply to everyone.” “There are genuinely nice guys and girls out there who will be okay to be put in the friend zone, respecting your opinion. They won’t expect anything back,” she concluded.

    #13

    Forget Sex Education, Even Basic Education Failed This Person

    Forget Sex Education, Even Basic Education Failed This Person

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    Pearl
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. This man, his attitude and his made up scientific study.

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    #14

    Excuse Me While I Go Scream In A Pillow

    Excuse Me While I Go Scream In A Pillow

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    #15

    Vomited In My Mouth A Bit Reading This

    Vomited In My Mouth A Bit Reading This

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    #16

    Ah Yes, A Womens Hairology Expert Over Here

    Ah Yes, A Womens Hairology Expert Over Here

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    #17

    News Flash: S**ts Wear Vans Because S**ts!

    News Flash: S**ts Wear Vans Because S**ts!

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    #18

    I Love Being Reduced To My Finest Qualities!

    I Love Being Reduced To My Finest Qualities!

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having worked in a nursery, there are very definitely little girls who could be described as a noise with dirt on it!

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    #20

    Seen On R/Niceguys

    Seen On R/Niceguys

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    Helen Haley
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooor, and hear me out, they like their hair that way and don't give a flying eff about being attractive to every man that crosses their path.

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    #21

    Buddy, I Dont Think Thats How This Works.

    Buddy, I Dont Think Thats How This Works.

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    Otter
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, some of these MRA/Incel nutters are so deep in the closet, they're at the White Witch's palace.

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    #22

    The Poster A Group Of Protestors Put Up At My College

    The Poster A Group Of Protestors Put Up At My College

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    Scagsy
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it baffling that religion is going out of fashion. These values just prove what a forward-thinking organisation the church is. I'm baffled.

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    #23

    Omg. So Relatable

    Omg. So Relatable

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    #24

    This Person Gets Their Ideas Of Women Exclusively From Slumber Party Scenes Written By Men

    This Person Gets Their Ideas Of Women Exclusively From Slumber Party Scenes Written By Men

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been a woman my whole life. This has never happened. Either I'm womaning wrong, or this guy has watched way too many pornos.

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    #25

    I Remember Seeing This As A Kid And Being Super Uncomfortable. Saw It Again And Nothing Has Changed About How I Feel

    I Remember Seeing This As A Kid And Being Super Uncomfortable. Saw It Again And Nothing Has Changed About How I Feel

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    Women Should Not Be Financially Independent.

    Women Should Not Be Financially Independent.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really don’t understand what financially independent means, do you?

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    #27

    It’s That Easy

    It’s That Easy

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its almost other way around, me and my brother take same amount of efforts, same diet, yet he lost 5 kg and I gained half pound.

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    #28

    I Dont Think This Person Has Ever Talked To A Woman Before

    I Dont Think This Person Has Ever Talked To A Woman Before

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    Pearl
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one has commented yet because they don't know what to say. What is this nonsense?

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    #29

    Because All Girls Decorate Their Pcs Like This

    Because All Girls Decorate Their Pcs Like This

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    #30

    If There Is Sub Named Nothowlesbians Work It Would Be More Fitting But

    If There Is Sub Named Nothowlesbians Work It Would Be More Fitting But

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    #31

    Uhm I Don't Think This Is How It Works...

    Uhm I Don't Think This Is How It Works...

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... attractive after I invested that money in therapy to help me stop creeping women out. There I fixed it for you.

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    #32

    I Hope No Woman Has To Interact With This Person In Real Life

    I Hope No Woman Has To Interact With This Person In Real Life

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    #33

    Why The Hell Do I Have To Keep Posting On Here?

    Why The Hell Do I Have To Keep Posting On Here?

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    #34

    "I Have Warrants"

    "I Have Warrants"

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bitch, you got tacos? I mean- I'm a dude, but I'll be your gf if you've got tacos

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    #35

    They Are Just Trying To Turn Themselves Into A Victim At This Point

    They Are Just Trying To Turn Themselves Into A Victim At This Point

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    #36

    "Women Would Only Last Minutes Without Men"

    "Women Would Only Last Minutes Without Men"

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    ravina nimje
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know how to fix almost anything. If we ever get chance to live like that, Don't worry i will fix everything including that toilet.

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    #37

    Apparently Y'all Be Manhunting 24/7 Lol

    Apparently Y'all Be Manhunting 24/7 Lol

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    #38

    I- I Don’t Even Know Where To Start With This One

    I- I Don’t Even Know Where To Start With This One

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    #39

    These Manipulative Assholes Are So Obsessed With Pitting Women Against Each Other Just So They Can Demonize Us Instead Of Blaming Themselves

    These Manipulative Assholes Are So Obsessed With Pitting Women Against Each Other Just So They Can Demonize Us Instead Of Blaming Themselves

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    Helen Haley
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When their reaction was probably 'why was this random creeper talking to us'.

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    #40

    Apparently All Women Only Use For Manipulation

    Apparently All Women Only Use For Manipulation

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    #42

    It's Depressing To See How Men Think Like This

    It's Depressing To See How Men Think Like This

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    XSpooky_Mint
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't be saying the same s**t when some badass breaks your wrist, now will ya?

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    If You Listen In Healt Class, You Don’t Need Sanitary Products

    If You Listen In Healt Class, You Don’t Need Sanitary Products

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    Brandy Grote
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good lord, my niece started hers at TEN. which is close to normal nowadays.

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    Found On Another Sub, Women Only Like Harry Potter And Twilight Apparently

    Found On Another Sub, Women Only Like Harry Potter And Twilight Apparently

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    Tobias Rieper
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats the most random bollocks i have ever read whats next a conspiracy about JFK being assassinated by a wheel of edam cheese

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    Are You Kidding Me?

    Are You Kidding Me?

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    Gabi
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course. Whenever I hang out with my friends, we all go naked, fondle each other, then finish a day with massive orgasms. I mean, there are bars and restaurants where we're not allowed to enter anymore, but hey.

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    Women Have No Friends Only Associates

    Women Have No Friends Only Associates

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    Til No Women Have Jobs

    Til No Women Have Jobs

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    jellybeb
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are men complaining when they're the ones buying the pictures and agreeing to marry those girls...

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    Girls Just Made Up Chemistry

    Girls Just Made Up Chemistry

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    Helen Haley
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So very wrong. I've been attracted to guys of all varieties. In fact, the only consistent things I've noticed are a good smile, kindness, and makes me laugh. I don't care if you're dropdead gorgeous with multiple mansions, if you're a trash human being, hard no.

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    So Like...most Girls Then

    So Like...most Girls Then

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    Scagsy
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what colour should a girls toes be? I'm pretty confused. My wife has pink toes. Should I be alarmed?

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    #51

    Saw This On R/Memes

    Saw This On R/Memes

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    Why The Catty Woman Stereotype Needs To Be Eliminated Immediately: Exhibit A

    Why The Catty Woman Stereotype Needs To Be Eliminated Immediately: Exhibit A

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    Roxanne D'souza
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when a woman compliments me, especially when its a stranger. Whether it's my lipstick shade or my shoes, it feels great and it's always been genuine unlike dudes saying "you look hot" or whatever. And I try to do the same to other women. Doesn't hurt and it can make someone's day.

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    #54

    On A Post About Bisexual Girls…

    On A Post About Bisexual Girls…

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    Tobias Rieper
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guys are exactly the same if another dude is around especially if a girl is involved

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    #55

    Counterpoint: We Just Wear Whatever We Feel Like Wearing

    Counterpoint: We Just Wear Whatever We Feel Like Wearing

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    Why Can't We Be More Like Men?

    Why Can't We Be More Like Men?

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    Saw This On One Of The Main Boards

    Saw This On One Of The Main Boards

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    CatGirl
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I occasionally do this to my boss, who also doesn't give a s**t.

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