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Some men do like to think that they know women better than they do themselves. Call it asshole syndrome or whatever, really, it doesn’t change how shockingly dumb some of their theories about women really are.

Like, women’s unnatural hair colors are warning signals to stay away, or that periods are telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. And while I'd like to know what kind of bad science fiction books they’re reading, this subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork gives them a proper treatment in what they deserve: being put in their place and told to cut their BS statements!

Today, we selected some of the best of the worst posts shared on the subreddit, and be sure to check out our previous posts here and here after you’re done reading this one.

#1

I Know It Doesn't Belong Here But After So Many Misogynist Memes I Finally Found A Good One, So I Really Wanted To Share It With You Guys

I Know It Doesn't Belong Here But After So Many Misogynist Memes I Finally Found A Good One, So I Really Wanted To Share It With You Guys

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Scagsy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is number one in the list of stupid double standards applied to women.

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#2

They Had Me In The First Half

They Had Me In The First Half

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#3

Stay Away From Girls With Bright Unnatural Hair Colors

Stay Away From Girls With Bright Unnatural Hair Colors

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Otter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If word gets out that blue hair repels incels, there's going to be such a severe worldwide shortage of blue hair dye, that the girls will be using sharpies for permanent color...

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Previously we spoke with the general practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D. She told us how little men know about women’s bodies. In fact, there was a YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 which asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. The doctor said that the results “were actually abysmal” and that "well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."

#4

Wahmen Can't Sculpt Like Da Menz Can

Wahmen Can't Sculpt Like Da Menz Can

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#5

I Really Needed To Share This. Victim Blaming Has Gone So Far, People Had To Put The Clothes Of The Victims In Am Exhibition. There Is Also A Little Girl's Dress On Wall, Which Is Really Disturbing

I Really Needed To Share This. Victim Blaming Has Gone So Far, People Had To Put The Clothes Of The Victims In Am Exhibition. There Is Also A Little Girl's Dress On Wall, Which Is Really Disturbing

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#6

Kind Of Like Going To Work For Free Coffee. But Not

Kind Of Like Going To Work For Free Coffee. But Not

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"There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low. Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned," she explained.

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#7

Well, At Least He Doesn’t Think Women Are Cows

Well, At Least He Doesn’t Think Women Are Cows

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#8

Yea Ladies! Turn Off Your Cramps Before You Get To Work… Gosh

Yea Ladies! Turn Off Your Cramps Before You Get To Work… Gosh

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This fool thinks we just choose to bleed and be in pain at inconvenient times. How does he own a business? I'm surprised he can tie his own shoes.

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#9

How Can He Get That Idea From This Description?

How Can He Get That Idea From This Description?

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In case men are curious. It is uncomfortable, can be painful, and for a lot of women who have been assaulted, it is downright traumatizing.

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Some time ago, we also spoke about so-called nice guys with counsellor & psychotherapist Tati Silva, who said that a man who is physically less attractive tends to compensate by being nice to be able to connect to people. However, Silva said they will overcompensate with over-the-top behaviors. "The nice guy will use all the tools to charm the person they are interested in. However, if it is not replicated, the nice guy's true colors come to light," the psychotherapist explained.

It turns out that a nice guy also has a sinister side. “In the mind of the nice guy, the person he is pursuing should repay his action by becoming his girlfriend or boyfriend; for him, that is how these things work. The nice guy will lash out if he does not get what he wants, which might be indirectly influenced by misogynistic entitlement complexes."

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#12

More Milk = More Boobs

More Milk = More Boobs

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According to Silva, misogyny occurs unconsciously and it usually can be linked back to hatred that forms early in life, often as a result of a trauma involving a female figure. But like everywhere, there are exceptions and the psychotherapist warns that “this doesn't apply to everyone.” “There are genuinely nice guys and girls out there who will be okay to be put in the friend zone, respecting your opinion. They won’t expect anything back,” she concluded.

#13

Forget Sex Education, Even Basic Education Failed This Person

Forget Sex Education, Even Basic Education Failed This Person

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Pearl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. This man, his attitude and his made up scientific study.

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#14

Excuse Me While I Go Scream In A Pillow

Excuse Me While I Go Scream In A Pillow

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#15

Vomited In My Mouth A Bit Reading This

Vomited In My Mouth A Bit Reading This

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#16

Ah Yes, A Womens Hairology Expert Over Here

Ah Yes, A Womens Hairology Expert Over Here

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#17

News Flash: S**ts Wear Vans Because S**ts!

News Flash: S**ts Wear Vans Because S**ts!

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#18

I Love Being Reduced To My Finest Qualities!

I Love Being Reduced To My Finest Qualities!

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NsG
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having worked in a nursery, there are very definitely little girls who could be described as a noise with dirt on it!

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#20

Seen On R/Niceguys

Seen On R/Niceguys

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooooor, and hear me out, they like their hair that way and don't give a flying eff about being attractive to every man that crosses their path.

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#21

Buddy, I Dont Think Thats How This Works.

Buddy, I Dont Think Thats How This Works.

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Otter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I swear, some of these MRA/Incel nutters are so deep in the closet, they're at the White Witch's palace.

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#22

The Poster A Group Of Protestors Put Up At My College

The Poster A Group Of Protestors Put Up At My College

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Scagsy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find it baffling that religion is going out of fashion. These values just prove what a forward-thinking organisation the church is. I'm baffled.

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#23

Omg. So Relatable

Omg. So Relatable

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#24

This Person Gets Their Ideas Of Women Exclusively From Slumber Party Scenes Written By Men

This Person Gets Their Ideas Of Women Exclusively From Slumber Party Scenes Written By Men

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Been a woman my whole life. This has never happened. Either I'm womaning wrong, or this guy has watched way too many pornos.

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#25

I Remember Seeing This As A Kid And Being Super Uncomfortable. Saw It Again And Nothing Has Changed About How I Feel

I Remember Seeing This As A Kid And Being Super Uncomfortable. Saw It Again And Nothing Has Changed About How I Feel

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#26

Women Should Not Be Financially Independent.

Women Should Not Be Financially Independent.

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Susan Green
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You really don’t understand what financially independent means, do you?

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#27

It’s That Easy

It’s That Easy

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ravina nimje
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its almost other way around, me and my brother take same amount of efforts, same diet, yet he lost 5 kg and I gained half pound.

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Alphabet Soupy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes!! I swear my bf can lose weight in a couple days and it takes me months

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anarkzie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To put a positive spin on this, he's basically saying that all women are beautiful apart from those that consume up to 35 kg of grass each night. If you're woman and you eat a non Hippo diet, you're doing fine.

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Mariaf
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually hippos eat mostly fibrous foods which humans don't actually digest. So eating like a hippo would really make you very thin.

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Mz Phit
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was coming here just to say this! (I've watched my docent friend help make hippo salads complete with heads of cabbages at our local zoo.)

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RandomBeing
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this man knows NOTHING Literally nothing about what he is talking about. Even with the guy he is missing vital information.

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Jo Choto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only way a woman would look like that girl, with no diet or exercise, is because she was genetically disposed to look like that.

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Me Oh My
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry, some of us *need* to "eat like a freaking hippo" because we're dangerously underweight. Different people have different nutritional needs.

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Emmydearest
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's actually quite the opposite. Generally speaking, men have a faster metabolism and less body fat than women.

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Dave Kool
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On behalf of men everywhere I would just like to apologize for whatever the hell this idiot is trying to say.

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Roxy Eastland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I am mostly offended by their lack of knowledge about hippos. What do they think a hippo's diet consists of?

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Erik Ivan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are going by the pictures here, the main thing to look "good" is to use Photoshop.

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Vicky Zar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahahaha, yeah I that was true, I would be a freaking Super Model, lol

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Swan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if I have an ugly face or scarred body even if I don't eat like a hippo I'm doomed

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Avya Spriggs
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I know why you probably don't look like the guy, that kind of commitment would be hard for your small brain to handle

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Riley Quinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just don't bloat during your periods. Oh, and that post-menopause metabolism shift is easily corrected, ain't it ladies? The problem with incels is they hate women, yet they're homophobic. It's a loose-loose stituation.

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Anke Dieken
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah no. Also personally I don't think the guy looks good, but that's just my personal preference.

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Deb Dedon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That kind of slinky female glamor is usually quite time consuming and expensive to obtain.

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PixxelDust
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

fun fact: i played soccer 6 days out of 7 every week for almost 2 years, including regular workouts and extreme fitness exercise. did I get a 6-pack? no. best I had was a slight line down the middle of my stomach. meanwhile watching guys at school become extremely muscular from brawling with each other for 10mins. men are very much assisted in their growth my testosterone. makes it emotionally easier for them to exercise too.

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Lena Flising
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or rather "Nothing, just a few hours of photo-shopping", or "Just don't eat, period".

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Susie Elle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me: *changes diet, starts light workouts, skips on snacks, gain a kilo * Boyfriend: *does nothing but skip half a sandwich once and loses 5 kg*

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Scott Moore
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

MEN: Dehydrating yourself to show your puny muscles. There, fixed it for you

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Katherine Boag
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also they forgot to add dehydrating the dude to make him look like that

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Bobby
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Said by someone who has no idea what the diet for that kind of build looks like. Plenty of fat and carbs in a diet like that. Turns out fat and sugar are necessary parts of any diet

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BasedWang
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this shows how insecure dudes can be due to TV and s**t as well. Not trying to compare to the hells that chicks go thru, but yea

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Dana Dara
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In all fairness, it doesn’t look like the girl works out much. She just probably doesn’t eat as there isn’t muscle tone.

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Robyn Shonfeld
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thata an absolute crock! I've spent a lot of time in gyms and few women want to have rippling muscles, but are there to tone up what they have, make it less wibbly.

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#28

I Dont Think This Person Has Ever Talked To A Woman Before

I Dont Think This Person Has Ever Talked To A Woman Before

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Pearl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one has commented yet because they don't know what to say. What is this nonsense?

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#29

Because All Girls Decorate Their Pcs Like This

Because All Girls Decorate Their Pcs Like This

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#30

If There Is Sub Named Nothowlesbians Work It Would Be More Fitting But

If There Is Sub Named Nothowlesbians Work It Would Be More Fitting But

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#31

Uhm I Don't Think This Is How It Works...

Uhm I Don't Think This Is How It Works...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... attractive after I invested that money in therapy to help me stop creeping women out. There I fixed it for you.

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#32

I Hope No Woman Has To Interact With This Person In Real Life

I Hope No Woman Has To Interact With This Person In Real Life

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#33

Why The Hell Do I Have To Keep Posting On Here?

Why The Hell Do I Have To Keep Posting On Here?

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#34

"I Have Warrants"

"I Have Warrants"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bitch, you got tacos? I mean- I'm a dude, but I'll be your gf if you've got tacos

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#35

They Are Just Trying To Turn Themselves Into A Victim At This Point

They Are Just Trying To Turn Themselves Into A Victim At This Point

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