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Most of us have been there: you post something online that you’re 100% sure is the absolute truth, flexing those big cognitive muscles of yours… only to realize that you made a mistake. You blush. You start sweating. You realize that you’ve made an utter fool of yourself. On the internet of all places! And now, your blunder will forever live in the Internet Hall of Infamy, also known as the r/facepalm subreddit.

The online community is full to the brim with people making epic mistakes. But few of them are as painful to see as when someone boasts about their [cough] ‘deep’ knowledge of geography [cough]. For anyone even with a rudimentary knowledge of geography, the posts you’re about to see might make you lose a bit of hope in humanity. Put on your safari hats, scroll down, upvote the worst geo fails you’ve seen, and don’t forget to share your unfiltered opinions in the comments, dear Pandas! Just remember not to feed the F-grade students…

Once you’ve completed the trek through this list and if you feel like you’d love to go on another humorous adventure, then you’ll probably love Bored Panda’s previous article about facepalm-worthy geography fails. Check it out right over here.

#1

You Can Only Pity Such People

You Can Only Pity Such People

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Anonymous
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this satire? Or are they serious? Like real serious

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    #2

    When You Dont Know What You’re Talking About

    When You Dont Know What You’re Talking About

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    Julia Mckinney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And Ted, the Moderna Vaccine was partially funded by Dolly Parton!"

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    #3

    Blindly Playing Yourself

    Blindly Playing Yourself

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    Jeremy Bayer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Detroit has a lot of abandoned homes. I took my Spanish friend to tigers baseball game and as we drove through Detroit he asked me why it looked like Europe after WWIi

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    Look, Pandas, we all had our favorite and least favorite subjects back in school. For instance, yours truly always enjoyed history, literature, and biology. Math, on the other hand, was a pure nightmare. For me, personally, geography fell squarely in the middle of the pack.

    The subject itself was incredibly interesting. After all, who doesn’t enjoy learning about volcanoes and global cultures, and drawing maps in class? However, a lot of this enjoyment rose and fell depending on the teacher. Some were very strict and gave you awful grades for failing to memorize all of the important geographical locations around the world. Others, however, made the subject fun, relatable, and, well, not a chore.

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    #4

    Virtue Signalling

    Virtue Signalling

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    #5

    They Don't Teach Flags In High School Geography?

    They Don't Teach Flags In High School Geography?

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one wide border for Italians to be hopping over!

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    #6

    More Liberian Flag Confusion

    More Liberian Flag Confusion

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    zububonsai
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hm, I somehow expected the dumbest /most non-educated blogs in the top 5, but here the posts deteriorate even the more I scroll down... 🫣🙄 (PS: I posted this comment when this post was around #18... 😬)

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    It’s not surprising that some people are completely awful at geography. After all, the world is full of folks who fail at math, science, history, and all the other subjects that some of us know and love. You’ll never find a subject where everyone’s a pro.

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    #7

    Yahoo Answers Might Be Gone, But We Still Have Quora

    Yahoo Answers Might Be Gone, But We Still Have Quora

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    #8

    Ah, Yeah. I Swear It's Always Us Americans Who Don't Realize There's A Country Called Georgia

    Ah, Yeah. I Swear It's Always Us Americans Who Don't Realize There's A Country Called Georgia

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    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hard to have sympathy for people bad with geography and maps when they post dumb comments on the internet that has Google earth, maps and all kinds of reference material. I used to have to walk to the library to find out information. Now even Wiki has disambiguation pages to help sort out all the Georgias.

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    #9

    Ah Yes, "Time-Zones"

    Ah Yes, "Time-Zones"

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    However, this doesn’t excuse someone from being ignorant about basic things. You know, common sense stuff like how time zones work, what language is spoken in the United Kingdom, what the map of your country looks like, and knowing that there are currencies besides the dollar used around the globe. We all make mistakes. But it’s a bit embarrassing when you don’t have a working knowledge of the basics of geography.

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    #10

    Imagine Being This Uneducated

    Imagine Being This Uneducated

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    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to see them redo the General Lee with that flag. Also The Hazard County Bobsled Team would make an interesting sequel.

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    #11

    America Is The Whole Globe

    America Is The Whole Globe

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    meow point1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that why Americans call foreigners "illegal aliens"?

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    #12

    Canada Is A Country In Eastern Europe! Read A Book, Bro

    Canada Is A Country In Eastern Europe! Read A Book, Bro

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Read a book, bro” Maybe re-evaluate who needs that book

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    Nobody’s saying that you should be at the level of a PhD candidate (and even they make silly mistakes!), but you have to at least be aware of your place in society and the world at large. It’s perfectly possible to spend your entire life not knowing what’s beyond the borders of your tiny little town, but it’s debatable how much fulfillment you’d find living this way.

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    #13

    I Posted A Picture On Another Subreddit About A River In The Country Georgia And This Person Had A Lot To Say

    I Posted A Picture On Another Subreddit About A River In The Country Georgia And This Person Had A Lot To Say

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    David Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they don't even use the American flag emoji as they declare how American they are -_-

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    #14

    Someone Didn’t Pay Attention In Geography Class

    Someone Didn’t Pay Attention In Geography Class

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    Almost all of the r/facepalm geography fails are related either to ignorance or arrogance. Sometimes, both! People either don’t know basic facts. Or they think they know something, only to be proven very, very wrong.

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    In cases of extreme embarrassment, your instinct is probably to shy away and defend yourself. However, that’s really not the best approach because it may lead to deep-seated feelings of shame further down the line.

    #16

    Dunno What To Say

    Dunno What To Say

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    #17

    Geography

    Geography

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    #18

    A Girl At Work Drew What She Thinks The Map Of The USA Looks Like. She's Almost 30 With 2 Kids. The Nc Public School System Has Really Failed Her

    A Girl At Work Drew What She Thinks The Map Of The USA Looks Like. She's Almost 30 With 2 Kids. The Nc Public School System Has Really Failed Her

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    No, the mature way to react is to lean into your embarrassment. Embrace those uncomfortable feelings. Show everyone that you do feel embarrassed. Acknowledge that you’ve made a mistake. That might actually work out in your favor and improve your reputation—through humility, you become more likable.

    #19

    Someone's Geography Needs Some Upgrading

    Someone's Geography Needs Some Upgrading

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    Oais Wright
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's also a trump supporter. No wonder he got here

    Zodiac
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who just puts Trump supporter up to tehir name...

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    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It works because people actually want it to work. Usually, the town or some other regional entity decides and pays everything about public transport, and often, it's a major factor in regional elections. As our system isn't as divided and in a warlike state like yours, on regional level, the elected governments often are pretty similarly acting, regardless of party, about more general things, but take a different approach on public transport and generally traffic and infrastructure, and therefore, this is often what makes one win or lose the election - other words: We care about that stuff, we vote according to that stuff, we know how useful it is, and therefore, we treat ourselves with some underground trains in almost every major city, and at least some kind of Tram'n'Bus, we have everywhere.

    Ralph Watkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Europe was completely destroyed in WW-II. When they rebuilt, they decided to do it right. It took over 50 years of everybody working towards the goals set forth. From industry to people to politicians. In the Netherlands a woman gets a year of paid maternity leave, 2 years if she or the baby have issues. Here in the US, a woman would make sure to get pregnant every 9 months just to stay out of work. So many things in the US are about agendas, appearances, racism, or special interest groups. Even a single party cannot make important decisions on what they want to do anymore. We just can't have nice things here.

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    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The numbers relevant to the issue are not size, but population density and distribution.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and those decimals are just pesky - am I right?

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    TotallyNOTaFox
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    3 years ago

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    Mostly because we have dense train networks, a result from all the wars in the 19th and 20th century.

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, the desire to install rail networks. Most are not due to wars.

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    AwesomeLeoWife
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhh… I kinda see their point in that the area of Europe, an entire continent, is still very close to the area of one country. Although one could argue that if each state made it a priority we could probably get it done art that level

    Madster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cam assure you public transport is NOT reliable in my country (UK). The trains and buses are either late/cancelled/non existent due to strikes.

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, they're absolutely, completely and totally wrong, however, the US has a few things which make country-wide public transportation networks difficult: First, our population density is awkwardly situated with many miles/kilometers of open land between most large cities. Secondarily, our relative youth means most large cities gained their greatest population and industrialization after automobiles became an inexpensive and accessible form of transportation, making it easier to justify relatively low-cost road building instead of major funding for public transportation networks. Another minor aside, the way the US government is set up means States rights usually take precedence over Federal initiatives, this was especially true prior to the World Wars, during a time when other countries were actively developing large transportation networks. Example, our cross-country rail network was privately funded.

    Michael Turnbeaugh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good comments on this. One also has to take into consideration that 40% of that 10 million KM 2 is European Russia which is heavily populated only in a couple of cities. Now you have cut it down to 6 million KM 2 and then factor in the above and it explains much of the reason for our public transportation or lack thereof.

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    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always assumed Europe had more advanced mass transport due to it being densely built centuries before automobiles. Whereas, the US is still living with a Wild West attitude of independence and a skewed attitude of toxic masculinity (real men don't use public transportation, blah, blah, blah).

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the Trump Supporter label done on purpose? That would save a lot of time in real life.

    Mayrene Chester
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well to be fair Europe's 10million km2 is made up of many smaller countries who can have their own transport system which then links up to the bigger system. US is similar of many states but they don't seem to want to work with each other at all.

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, individual European countries are far smaller than the USA, and 40% of Europe is taken up by European Russia.

    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone's mathematics needs some upgrading ...

    j miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhat misleading...does not each separate country have infrastructure to support public trans---it's not one system across the entire continent. And before anyone says the states in the USA are similar, remember that every state has different leaders and sets of rules that govern the state and they cannot cooperate to agree that water is wet!

    Zander Porbanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also have a six digit salary! $10.0000

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Europe is the third biggest continent, if you look at number of countries. Africa has 54, Asia 49 and Europe 45. Then it's a big step down to North America, which has 23, Oceania with 14 and South America with 12 countries.

    Hoodoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaand..people who have the most birthdays live the longest

    Mary Peace
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    3 years ago

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    Piggy Tee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if you count it in kilometers!

    Kallen Kneeland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a lot of people (esp. uneducated US residents) think "Europe" is the exact same thing as "the European Union". It confuses the heck out of them.

    Marc Lauzon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I blame the fact they write 1,000 for thousand and 1,000,000 for million.

    Milano1015385
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No place is truly small on this earth

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    #20

    Nordic Countries Misunderstood

    Nordic Countries Misunderstood

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    #21

    Getting Offended Over The Name Of A Country

    Getting Offended Over The Name Of A Country

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    Tabby_Sohee
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored Panda I’m gonna need to have a serious talk with whoever decided to censor the country N***r. The COUNTRY WITH THE CAPITAL OF NIAMEY, to be clear, since it’s not letting me say it

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    Previously, during an interview with Bored Panda, geography and cartography expert and land surveyor Patrick McGranaghan shared his thoughts about the state of the subject. He pointed out that some students see geography in a pretty negative light. Meanwhile, geography isn’t a priority in some schools.

    "I think that a lot of geography ignorance comes from the lack of geographic instruction in schools. Schools have an increasingly long list of subjects that must be taught and geography is losing its share," he shared with us.

    #22

    I Guess He’s Half Right

    I Guess He’s Half Right

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nick Adams was born in Australia. In 2010, Adams served as the PR consultant for The Halloween Institute, a march to make Halloween a public holiday in Australia. It was later revealed those who 'protested' were paid actors. Nick Adams is a top-shelf, class-A, bona-fide, full-blown idiot, and Australia does not want him back, thank you.

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    #23

    I Thought The USA Was The One Bad At Geography, I Swear To God, (UK Politics Subreddit)

    I Thought The USA Was The One Bad At Geography, I Swear To God, (UK Politics Subreddit)

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    TheDemonicCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you mistake Australia for being a part of Asia?!

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    #24

    Ah Yes, Germany Flag Fridge Magnet

    Ah Yes, Germany Flag Fridge Magnet

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    "Geography has this reputation of rote memorization of things like countries and capital cities. This is not exciting to most students," the land surveyor and geography enthusiast told Bored Panda earlier. "The way to encourage geographic learning is to make it exciting.”

    #25

    Geography Is Hard

    Geography Is Hard

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    Tabby_Sohee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😐… at least she died in Caledonia and not Britannia

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    #26

    Asian/Chinese Currency

    Asian/Chinese Currency

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    Gini Sarver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i strongly recommend that you & your wife stay home, where, we all hope, that you’re safe & able to function on your own dude

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    #27

    Amsterdam = Country

    Amsterdam = Country

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    Jay Son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, more than once I've had a convo go like "where are you originally from?" -"the Netherlands" "huh? -"Holland" "umm" -"Amsterdam?" "Oh yeah! Coffeeshops!" 😑

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    "This may be by including geography lessons in learning about different cultures around the world. Geography is a component of current events and there needs to be an emphasis on how these events are occurring in a geographic context. Geography should not be taught in isolation, it should be tied to some context such as history, the physical Earth, culture, or travel.”

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    #29

    Definitely The Shape And Flag Of Colorado

    Definitely The Shape And Flag Of Colorado

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    #30

    Countries On Map Of Africa Labelled Incorrectly On Gcse Geography Paper

    Countries On Map Of Africa Labelled Incorrectly On Gcse Geography Paper

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    Adney Goncalves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The country marked as Congo is actually Gabon. That's the mistake

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