30 Completely Delusional and Funny People On Internet Marketplaces

Traitor cat lol

I lost it at "bring a chain saw"

Poison Ivy, is that you? (also - I could live here, it's quite cool)

I know a few people who would buy this.

What kind of drugs was this person on?

Jesus, what monstrosity was it BEFORE she redid it?!

Are they Judy Dench's denchers?

$275 for that? No, thank you- rather have my birthday without nightmares...

How? How do you milk a bloody cat? How does it let you? And, how much in litres is this supposed to be? So nany questions. Lol.

Lol

Someone has clearly confused or conflated vintage with collectible

"Saved my life when it caught the bullet with my name on it"

This is worse than the peanut!

I do hope it's just cos he's stoned too often..

Sound logic...

Me tho.

I'm rich, I'm rich: I've got a whole closet of those!

Mmmm how much ??

Ew! Does she eat food off the floor too?

Burritos for sale, meat, cheese, carne....hair and old fruit loops are extra.

Errr no I don’t want a Dirty Kitchen Floor Guaranteed Salmonella Burrito, 🤢

I'd like some dirt with my burrito. Oh good- there is lots in it. Sold.

This is why I NEVER eat potluck

That is so gross!

And her dirty bare foot next to burritos too!!

This is how all burritos are made in Mammoth Lakes, CA. Drink enough of that IPA 395 at altitude and you wont care.

The perfect recipe... for food poisoning!

Why is she making burritos on the floor? Does she not own a table, or counters? Is that why she is selling burritos, to make money to buy a table? Lol.

I live near Detroit, I want to find this lady...

This is why I don't eat other people's food when they bring it to the office. One time they brought in their food in the pan they made it in, the pan was disgustingly dirty and not due to the food that was in it.

Ironically, had she sat on the floor and wrapped them while sitting on pieces of the tinfoil she was going to wrap them in anyway, it would have been fine.

Priceless!

And this is why it's illegal to sell food if you don't have a food prep license from the health department.

Perfectly good table behind her to prepare her food.

There’s literally a table right behind her! What is wrong with some people?

Give her a break! She lives in Detroit, so she's gotta stay on the floor to avoid all the stray bullets!

Mmm. How much?

Vintage, down to earth burritos. Priceless! (It's all in the marketing)

OH! Gosh!...looks like I'm gonna stop buying burritos :)

Possibly a variation on the appearance of Mexicans living in substandard conditions when you see at least some of them show food making on YouTube. This brings it down a notch, yes?

if the old owner only tried them on once she/he had VERY dirty feet. look on the inside of the shoe 😫😳

When Jesus was just a little Tot.

I didn't know ice cold and cold were flavors.

She paid $450 for that? The shop must have very big windows because they definitely saw her coming!

IKYN my husband has one of these He gave a buck for it at the Flea Mkt I told him I'd give him 2 to plug it in

Or you could just go to the showroom and get a test drive for free 😅

Those fingernails are foul.

Those are some dirty hands to be touching that anyway. Yuck.

Then it's not in "perfect" condition!

ME! ME! PICK ME! I WANT IT!!!!!!!!