Have you ever wanted to buy a nativity scene that's badly carved into a potato? Or a jug of cat's milk? Let's be realistic, you probably didn't even know these things exist. But in case you did, we know exactly where to find them - the internet marketplace. There's just something peculiar about people selling things on the internet and our best bet is that some of them are a little bit delusional. To no one's surprise, there are 162k people on a subreddit called r/delusionalcraiglist who wholeheartedly agree as they probably have seen it all already.

In this popular subreddit, people share their worst encounters with sellers who wanted to make a quick buck so bad that they probably sold their better judgment to the highest bidder, too. From awkwardly shaped Cheetos to extremely rare air, everything could be yours for a ridiculously high price. Intrigued? Scroll below for the whole list of completely delusional internet marketplace adds!

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#1

No Pets

No Pets

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Monika Rhodes
Community Member
1 year ago

Traitor cat lol

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#2

Bring A Chain Saw...

Bring A Chain Saw...

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Keanric Choy
Community Member
1 year ago

I lost it at "bring a chain saw"

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#3

How Soon Can I Move In?

How Soon Can I Move In?

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Enuya
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Poison Ivy, is that you? (also - I could live here, it's quite cool)

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#4

Ah Yes, Air..

Ah Yes, Air..

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Molly Universe
Community Member
1 year ago

I know a few people who would buy this.

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#5

A Quadruple Peanut!

A Quadruple Peanut!

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Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
1 year ago

What kind of drugs was this person on?

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#6

Tinkerbell Or Joan Rivers?

Tinkerbell Or Joan Rivers?

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Leslie Tollefson
Community Member
1 year ago

Jesus, what monstrosity was it BEFORE she redid it?!

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#7

Facebook Marketplace Posting!

Facebook Marketplace Posting!

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Just saying
Community Member
1 year ago

Are they Judy Dench's denchers?

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#8

The Next Winner Of Last Cake Standing Right Here

The Next Winner Of Last Cake Standing Right Here

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Monika Rhodes
Community Member
1 year ago

$275 for that? No, thank you- rather have my birthday without nightmares...

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#9

Are U Kidding $6!!

Are U Kidding $6!!

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kathryn stretton
Community Member
1 year ago

How? How do you milk a bloody cat? How does it let you? And, how much in litres is this supposed to be? So nany questions. Lol.

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#10

My Wife Was Very Excited To Find Something To Share...

My Wife Was Very Excited To Find Something To Share...

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kathryn stretton
Community Member
1 year ago

Lol

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#11

But It's Vintage!!

But It's Vintage!!

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Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
1 year ago

Someone has clearly confused or conflated vintage with collectible

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#12

Just Needs A New Screen!

Just Needs A New Screen!

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

"Saved my life when it caught the bullet with my name on it"

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#13

.45 Cheeto

.45 Cheeto

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glowworm2
Community Member
1 year ago

This is worse than the peanut!

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#14

Found This On The Gram

Found This On The Gram

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Monika Rhodes
Community Member
1 year ago

I do hope it's just cos he's stoned too often..

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#15

I Honestly Had No Idea How To Respond. Nearly 9 Months Later And They're Still For Sale (No Surprise)

I Honestly Had No Idea How To Respond. Nearly 9 Months Later And They're Still For Sale (No Surprise)

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Camil Gagnon
Community Member
1 year ago

Sound logic...

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#16

Crocodeal Or No Deal

Crocodeal Or No Deal

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Molly Universe
Community Member
1 year ago

Me tho.

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#17

We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year

We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year

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Suzanne Clark
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm rich, I'm rich: I've got a whole closet of those!

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#18

What A Steal. Oh Wait...

What A Steal. Oh Wait...

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kathryn stretton
Community Member
1 year ago

Mmmm how much ??

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#19

Burritos For Sale..

Burritos For Sale..

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Bonnie Clyde
Community Member
1 year ago

Ew! Does she eat food off the floor too?

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#20

May The Rain Wash The Warts Away

May The Rain Wash The Warts Away

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Kaitlin Gaerte
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

if the old owner only tried them on once she/he had VERY dirty feet. look on the inside of the shoe 😫😳

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#21

For Those That Are Already Planning Christmas Decorations...the Price Is Actually Pretty Fair!

For Those That Are Already Planning Christmas Decorations...the Price Is Actually Pretty Fair!

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BusLady
Community Member
1 year ago

When Jesus was just a little Tot.

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#22

#supportblackbusinesses

#supportblackbusinesses

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Mary Stiles
Community Member
1 year ago

I didn't know ice cold and cold were flavors.

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#23

Let's Sell This Dress For More Than I Paid, Or Better Yet Rent It For That Price!

Let's Sell This Dress For More Than I Paid, Or Better Yet Rent It For That Price!

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

She paid $450 for that? The shop must have very big windows because they definitely saw her coming!

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#24

Might Not Be Delusional, He Might Know Exactly What He’s Doing

Might Not Be Delusional, He Might Know Exactly What He’s Doing

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Tammy Hornback
Community Member
1 year ago

IKYN my husband has one of these He gave a buck for it at the Flea Mkt I told him I'd give him 2 to plug it in

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#25

Uhhhhhhhh

Uhhhhhhhh

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PieFace
Community Member
1 year ago

Or you could just go to the showroom and get a test drive for free 😅

Joseph Brzezinski
Community Member
1 year ago

I didn't think Tesla had any showrooms... Thought you could only buy them online...

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Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
1 year ago

But what happens if they get it up to 88 miles an hour?

Bill
Community Member
1 year ago

His auto insurance won't cover an accident if he is charging for drives.

Patricia Avlas
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

No test drives available when we bought ours. You could only wait in line to sit in one at the dealer. We rented one from a private party to make sure we liked it.

MoodyBlue
Community Member
1 year ago

The price is too high but otherwise, not such a bad idea.

Bored Moogle
Community Member
1 year ago

Mike Wazowski posted this.

Celtic Pirate Queen
Community Member
1 year ago

You can afford to buy a Tesla, but then you need to pimp yourself out for cash? Are you stoned or just freaking stupid?

Sonja Timmerman
Community Member
1 year ago

Than pick me up in the Netherlands. I will have my testride in New York City please!

Abbella DiNoto
Community Member
1 year ago

Or I could just drive off while you wait 10-15 mins before you call the cops on me! Bye!

Minnie-me
Community Member
1 year ago

Sooooo you buy a Tesla but your giving out "test drives" for 100 bucks?

j b milam
Community Member
1 year ago

got to pay for it?

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Jeff Heinemann
Community Member
1 year ago

Or just use Lyft or Uber for way cheaper. Someone else is driving so it would feel like autopilot.

NortonR3
Community Member
1 year ago

You know you could rent a Lamborghini for one hour for $100!

Aubrey
Community Member
1 year ago

but it says its -100 not 100 dollars for it

Terri Baker
Community Member
1 year ago

Clever way to get idiots to make your car payments.

BusLady
Community Member
1 year ago

Gotta make those car payments somehow.

moist.
Community Member
1 year ago

this is the ad of someone who just blew all their money on a model 3

AP
Community Member
1 year ago

To be fair, this isn't that terrible an idea. When you get down to it, going to a car dealer, you get the sales shpiel and hassles that come with that. If you want to check one of these cars out but don't want that hassle until you are sure you want one, then this is not so bad an alternative.

Christina Sersif
Community Member
1 year ago

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Spoiled rich white kid alert

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#26

Is There A Hobby Or Something I'm Unaware Of?

Is There A Hobby Or Something I'm Unaware Of?

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Katchen
Community Member
1 year ago

Those fingernails are foul.

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#27

By This Logic You Could Sell Anything

By This Logic You Could Sell Anything

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Bonnie Clyde
Community Member
1 year ago

Those are some dirty hands to be touching that anyway. Yuck.

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#28

“Perfect Condition”

“Perfect Condition”

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SBW71
Community Member
1 year ago

Then it's not in "perfect" condition!

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#29

Hmm..

Hmm..

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Kaitlin Gaerte
Community Member
1 year ago

ME! ME! PICK ME! I WANT IT!!!!!!!!

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#30

These Oreos You Can Get At The Drugstore For $5

These Oreos You Can Get At The Drugstore For $5

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Molly Universe
Community Member
1 year ago

NeVeR bEeN oPeN

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