Have you ever wanted to buy a nativity scene that's badly carved into a potato? Or a jug of cat's milk? Let's be realistic; you probably didn't even know these weird things exist. But in case you did, we know exactly where to find them - the online marketplace. There's just something peculiar about people selling these funny things on the internet and our best bet is that some of them are a little bit delusional. To no one's surprise, there are 162k people on a subreddit called r/delusionalcraiglist who wholeheartedly agree as they probably have seen it all while online shopping already.

In this popular subreddit dedicated to funny craigslist ads, people share their worst encounters with sellers who wanted to make a quick buck so bad that they probably sold their better judgment to the highest bidder, too. From such interesting finds as awkwardly shaped Cheetos to extremely rare air, everything could be yours for a ridiculously high price. Intrigued? So, if you are on the end of your wit for things to buy, scroll below for the whole list of completely delusional internet marketplace ads!

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#1

No Pets

No Pets

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Monika Rhodes
Community Member
1 year ago

Traitor cat lol

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#2

Bring A Chain Saw...

Bring A Chain Saw...

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Keanric Choy
Community Member
1 year ago

I lost it at "bring a chain saw"

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#3

How Soon Can I Move In?

How Soon Can I Move In?

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Enuya
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Poison Ivy, is that you? (also - I could live here, it's quite cool)

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#4

Ah Yes, Air..

Ah Yes, Air..

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Molly Universe
Community Member
1 year ago

I know a few people who would buy this.

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#5

A Quadruple Peanut!

A Quadruple Peanut!

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Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
1 year ago

What kind of drugs was this person on?

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#6

Tinkerbell Or Joan Rivers?

Tinkerbell Or Joan Rivers?

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Leslie Tollefson
Community Member
1 year ago

Jesus, what monstrosity was it BEFORE she redid it?!

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#7

Facebook Marketplace Posting!

Facebook Marketplace Posting!

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Just saying
Community Member
1 year ago

Are they Judy Dench's denchers?

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#8

The Next Winner Of Last Cake Standing Right Here

The Next Winner Of Last Cake Standing Right Here

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Monika Rhodes
Community Member
1 year ago

$275 for that? No, thank you- rather have my birthday without nightmares...

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#9

Are U Kidding $6!!

Are U Kidding $6!!

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kathryn stretton
Community Member
1 year ago

How? How do you milk a bloody cat? How does it let you? And, how much in litres is this supposed to be? So nany questions. Lol.

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#10

My Wife Was Very Excited To Find Something To Share...

My Wife Was Very Excited To Find Something To Share...

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kathryn stretton
Community Member
1 year ago

Lol

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#11

But It's Vintage!!

But It's Vintage!!

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Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
1 year ago

Someone has clearly confused or conflated vintage with collectible

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#12

Just Needs A New Screen!

Just Needs A New Screen!

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

"Saved my life when it caught the bullet with my name on it"

Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
Community Member
1 year ago

It's iPhone, not Nokia

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Monika Rhodes
Community Member
1 year ago

Yeah and put it in the rice- good as new.

A Jones
Community Member
1 year ago

Comes precooked.

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
1 year ago

Even the box is charred...

Donna Reynolds
Community Member
1 year ago

That will buff out.

Heidi Zimmermann
Community Member
1 year ago

A little polished with a lint-free(!) cloth and it looks like new again.

Callie Ge
Community Member
1 year ago

So, what broke the screen, an explosion?

⛵🍔 乃𝑜Ⓘ 👊🐳
Community Member
1 year ago

It’s just needs the screen repaired (turns on)

K. LNU
Community Member
1 year ago

Perfect condition... until it imploded.

Elizabeth Clothier
Community Member
1 year ago

It looks like it took part in the "microwave challenge", and lost, BIG.

Matthew Fairman
Community Member
1 year ago

oh my gosh

Elizabeth Scarborough
Community Member
1 year ago

Yeah those bends and scratches can just be buffed out.

Analyn Lahr
Community Member
1 year ago

That doesn't look like it turns on.

Abbella DiNoto
Community Member
1 year ago

Was it in a house fire or a burning plane crash of death?

moeless
Community Member
1 year ago

Repair the screen, then I'll buy it.

Steven Meyer
Community Member
1 year ago

New screen? Hmm, I’ll buy that excuse said NO ONE EVER

Bacony
Community Member
1 year ago

Spode Damn You, Techrax!

Aprl Fair
Community Member
1 year ago

Is it smoking?

Andrew Reyes
Community Member
1 year ago

Someone tried to dry it in a microwave.....

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

That's obviously a joke post.

Dino Wecke
Community Member
1 year ago

🤣😂🤣😂🥴

JID RN
Community Member
1 year ago

Well said, Daria B.

E FourOFour
Community Member
1 year ago

keep dreaming buddy

Terri Baker
Community Member
1 year ago

Almost like new. Only driven over 500 times.

Incognito
Community Member
1 year ago

"just needs the screen repared", they said. "it'd work", they said.

HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
Community Member
1 year ago

Just needs the screen repaired due it being flattened by a steam roller.

Donna Leske
Community Member
1 year ago

"Sorry I vomited on the CD sleeve - after I wiped my butt with it.

BusLady
Community Member
1 year ago

Sure that's not a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 ?

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#13

.45 Cheeto

.45 Cheeto

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glowworm2
Community Member
1 year ago

This is worse than the peanut!

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#14

Found This On The Gram

Found This On The Gram

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Monika Rhodes
Community Member
1 year ago

I do hope it's just cos he's stoned too often..

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#15

I Honestly Had No Idea How To Respond. Nearly 9 Months Later And They're Still For Sale (No Surprise)

I Honestly Had No Idea How To Respond. Nearly 9 Months Later And They're Still For Sale (No Surprise)

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Camil Gagnon
Community Member
1 year ago

Sound logic...

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#16

Crocodeal Or No Deal

Crocodeal Or No Deal

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Molly Universe
Community Member
1 year ago

Me tho.

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#17

We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year

We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year

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Suzanne Clark
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm rich, I'm rich: I've got a whole closet of those!

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#18

What A Steal. Oh Wait...

What A Steal. Oh Wait...

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kathryn stretton
Community Member
1 year ago

Mmmm how much ??

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#19

Burritos For Sale..

Burritos For Sale..

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Bonnie Clyde
Community Member
1 year ago

Ew! Does she eat food off the floor too?

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#20

May The Rain Wash The Warts Away

May The Rain Wash The Warts Away

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Kaitlin Gaerte
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

if the old owner only tried them on once she/he had VERY dirty feet. look on the inside of the shoe 😫😳

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#21

For Those That Are Already Planning Christmas Decorations...the Price Is Actually Pretty Fair!

For Those That Are Already Planning Christmas Decorations...the Price Is Actually Pretty Fair!

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BusLady
Community Member
1 year ago

When Jesus was just a little Tot.

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#22

#supportblackbusinesses

#supportblackbusinesses

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Mary Stiles
Community Member
1 year ago

I didn't know ice cold and cold were flavors.

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#23

Let's Sell This Dress For More Than I Paid, Or Better Yet Rent It For That Price!

Let's Sell This Dress For More Than I Paid, Or Better Yet Rent It For That Price!

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

She paid $450 for that? The shop must have very big windows because they definitely saw her coming!

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#24

Might Not Be Delusional, He Might Know Exactly What He’s Doing

Might Not Be Delusional, He Might Know Exactly What He’s Doing

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Tammy Hornback
Community Member
1 year ago

IKYN my husband has one of these He gave a buck for it at the Flea Mkt I told him I'd give him 2 to plug it in

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#25

Uhhhhhhhh

Uhhhhhhhh

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PieFace
Community Member
1 year ago

Or you could just go to the showroom and get a test drive for free 😅

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#26

Is There A Hobby Or Something I'm Unaware Of?

Is There A Hobby Or Something I'm Unaware Of?

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Katchen
Community Member
1 year ago

Those fingernails are foul.

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#27

By This Logic You Could Sell Anything

By This Logic You Could Sell Anything

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Bonnie Clyde
Community Member
1 year ago

Those are some dirty hands to be touching that anyway. Yuck.

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#28

“Perfect Condition”

“Perfect Condition”

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SBW71
Community Member
1 year ago

Then it's not in "perfect" condition!

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#29

Hmm..

Hmm..

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Kaitlin Gaerte
Community Member
1 year ago

ME! ME! PICK ME! I WANT IT!!!!!!!!

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#30

These Oreos You Can Get At The Drugstore For $5

These Oreos You Can Get At The Drugstore For $5

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Molly Universe
Community Member
1 year ago

NeVeR bEeN oPeN

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