30 Completely Delusional and Funny People On Internet Marketplaces

jenjie.newt 6 years ago

Is there any other kind

7points

Lenka Smetanová 6 years ago

cat is not a pet, cat is an owner of that couch

45points

Carrie de Luka 6 years ago

My favourite answer!

5points

Hańka 6 years ago

It's not a pet, it"s the owner!

14points

R.s. Potter 6 years ago

It's a neighbour's cat that has photobombed his ad illustration. Really.

6points

Beverly 6 years ago

I'll take the cat; keep the couch.

5points

Martha Meyer 6 years ago

Slightly used? It looks like someone tried to scratch their initials into it!

5points

Donna Reynolds 6 years ago

You got some ‘spainin’ to do.

5points

Bill 6 years ago

The poster is right no pets. In my house the cat is the ruler

4points

Terri Baker 6 years ago

I'll give the seller the benefit of the doubt. Maybe she meant no pets are included with the purchase of the couch.

4points

Anita Wolf 6 years ago

they don't want you to bring pets

4points

#2

Bring A Chain Saw...

Final score:

251points

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Keanric Choy 6 years ago

I lost it at "bring a chain saw"

152points

Pasion Jones 6 years ago

lmao!!!!!!!right!!!!

0points

Erich Walz 6 years ago

This ad is essentially a collection of phrases used by delusional CL sellers so it's fair to say that's its a joke.

20points

The Girl on Fire 6 years ago

This person seems like they're actually joking

15points

JeffC 6 years ago

That's how I took it....this man was far far from delusional lol

7points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

So basically, dude wants you to pay to cut down his tree.

8points

Misterscooter 6 years ago

Throw in the firewood and you've got yourself a deal.

5points

kathryn stretton 6 years ago

Love this.

2points

Id row 6 years ago

This has to be a joke.

0points

Donna Reynolds 6 years ago

Tree included! Some assembly may be required.

0points

Theory Buchannon 6 years ago

what

0points

Viki Banaszak 6 years ago

Hows about you pay them for cutting it down for you

0points

#3

How Soon Can I Move In?

Final score:

211points

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Enuya 6 years ago (edited)

Poison Ivy, is that you? (also - I could live here, it's quite cool)

83points

Ms Phit 6 years ago

RIP Lux

3points

Marty BlackEagle-Carl 6 years ago

nah, no poison ivy

0points

Mary Stiles 6 years ago

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Aaron Kara 6 years ago

Can I fertilize the soil myself?

27points

mandy randall 6 years ago

Whole new level of funny, needed that thank you :)

4points

Victoria Swift 6 years ago

Mold...mold...mold...mold....mold. See: mold

6points

LSR 6 years ago

Let me help you with urea for your hipster garden...

6points

Zelda Blue 6 years ago

Ad should have said "Complete whack job looking for a roommate" who the bloody hell grows a garden in their shower?

4points

Sugar Latte 6 years ago

“You will occasionally see a spider too but they all help out the ecosystem.” 😂😂😂

3points

kathryn stretton 6 years ago

No soap allowed.

3points

Alina Veil 6 years ago

I'm wondering how the drain works. I cannot imagine that this is good for the ground.

3points

Koalamonster 6 years ago

Considering an average shower drain needs maintenance and will occasionally get clogged- I don't know how this would work. And does the hair just kind of become the top layer over the dirt? That and the extra weight from the dirt and the patio bricks they've got in there... it doesn't seem like a great idea.

1point

Katinka Min 6 years ago

I can't help it, I find it kinda neat :-D Not what I would personally perfer in a shower, though :-D

2points

Gerry Higgins 6 years ago

Also birds - there's definitely a cuckoo flittering around there

2points

#4

Ah Yes, Air..

Final score:

183points

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Molly Universe 6 years ago

I know a few people who would buy this.

87points

Biopithecus 6 years ago

I don't know what is sadder - the fact that this is for sale or that people would be interested in actually buying this. Also, what kind of provenance would the seller provide?

15points

反社会的 6 years ago

"RM BREATHED THIS AIR. 11/10 MUST BUY"

10points

Joonscrab 6 years ago

It's a freaking joke. No one bought it. The fandom was having fun... I don't know what you're thinking about BTS but please know that there are a lot of mature adults in the fandom and we aren't just screaming girls.

8points

Carrie de Luka 6 years ago

Thank f**k I don't.

3points

mcsa student 6 years ago

Same.

1point

Sardonic Scribe 6 years ago

That terrifies me.

1point

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

That’s just sad.

1point

Misterscooter 6 years ago

Based on what they've been smoking, I think there is more than air in there.

6points

Daria B 6 years ago

Did the boys fart in it? ♥

4points

AndersM 6 years ago

I think you could fart in a bag and sell it as rare air

4points

Carolyn Coburn 6 years ago

I would expect a full bag for that price.

3points

Bored Moogle 6 years ago

If people will buy bath water from a gamer girl then I have no doubt they'd buy this.

3points

Miso 6 years ago

Right?! This guy probably wasn't that delusion, he probably just thought he could bank on people's stupidity!

0points

Karen Edwards 6 years ago

Who are BTS?.?!

2points

Demonic Darkness 6 years ago

Kpop

1point

esmeralda ramos 6 years ago

I don't know why people are saying that anyone would buy this when front seat tickets were around 2,000. They could just go to a concert.

2points

Susan Gardner 6 years ago

"Free shipping" Lol

2points

OffKeySinger 6 years ago

Are a pair of front row tickets to a BTS show more than $11k?

1point

#5

A Quadruple Peanut!

Final score:

168points

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Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

What kind of drugs was this person on?

102points

反社会的 6 years ago

peanuts

36points

Lukas Stone 6 years ago

*Selects D "all of the above"*

6points

Jason M 6 years ago

epinephrine

2points

Being_Cori 6 years ago

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

2points

Birdy 6 years ago

Well, obviously not weed otherwise it never would have made it to market.

1point

Zoe Drake 6 years ago (edited)

could be on the "needs $500, hey look a cool peanut I bet I could sell this for $500" train. Reminds me of a line Sheldon Cooper said in the time machine episode of The Big Bang Theory.

0points

Mark CM 6 years ago

What drugs are YOU on? People actually pay big money for s**t like that on eBay. A piece of toast with an image of Jesus on it got 10s of thousands of dollars. I'm afraid you're doomed to a boring, poor and uneventual life. Have fun! :)

-3points

Iggy 6 years ago

I would have thought peanuts cost, well, peanuts.

11points

Wings 6 years ago

I've found several of these before lol

5points

My O My 6 years ago

So, are you rich?

3points

Id row 6 years ago

I'd put that on ebay just to see how high it would go.

3points

Abbella DiNoto 6 years ago

That’s a triple peanut, not a quadruple can’t they count?

1point

Jo Choto 6 years ago

Human centipeanut.

1point

Diane Phillips-Herman 6 years ago

You stole my joke, lol

0points

Terri Baker 6 years ago

The location is scratched out. I'm guessing it's from Nutterville. I'll pass. Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't.

1point

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

Almond Joy’s got nuts, Mounds don’t.

0points

TRUE HAPPINESS 6 years ago

are you joking?

1point

moist. 6 years ago

totally worth it

1point

kathryn stretton 6 years ago

Oooh, nuts !

1point

#6

Tinkerbell Or Joan Rivers?

Final score:

166points

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Leslie Tollefson 6 years ago

Jesus, what monstrosity was it BEFORE she redid it?!

206points

Lukas Stone 6 years ago

Pray you never see it.

26points

Shawn 6 years ago

I went blind upon seeing it.

13points

Stannous Flouride 6 years ago

Here it is: https://images.app.goo.gl/wqMFZqFiRwSVodYa7

1point

Jenn Richardson 6 years ago

I bet it tastes like children's tears

12points

mntryjoseph 6 years ago

Tink got into the Roundup®

11points

Alice Laughs 6 years ago

Thank you! I couldn't figure her out. I was like, Elsa?? After years of meth??

4points

The Girl on Fire 6 years ago

I legitimately can't tell what that is supposed to be. Elsa? Gollum?

8points

Dynein 6 years ago

Tinkerbell...

5points

Biopithecus 6 years ago

Pennywise disguised as a cake.

1point

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

Leslie Jones in Ghostbusters...so she *really* messed up.

-1point

Being_Cori 6 years ago

the the Grinch bleach himself for this ?

4points

Kaitlin Gaerte 6 years ago

this is terrifying 😳😱😱

4points

Kaitlin Gaerte 6 years ago

its going to eat my soul

3points

Chris Watson 6 years ago

Okay! All laughs aside. Let this person remain ambitious!

3points

David Glover 6 years ago (edited)

She made Tink look like the Grinch but a white version.

3points

NotMe 6 years ago

I don't know what type of "bad comments" she got on the previous cake, but at leat she's got the spirit to keep working on it.... sure, it's terrible, but I hope she keeps practicing (and lowers her price a bit)

3points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

“...a bit” = several decimal points over

1point

Christina Sersif 6 years ago

This looks like a guy used this cake for a facial

3points

#7

Facebook Marketplace Posting!

Final score:

153points

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Just saying 6 years ago

Are they Judy Dench's denchers?

79points

Leisa K 6 years ago (edited)

Nice catch, Just saying.

0points

glowworm2 6 years ago

I love how "dentures" are misspelled.

19points

Loretta 6 years ago

Thank you, I thought I didn't know that word.

6points

Biopithecus 6 years ago

Once soaked in water, are they still denchers or they become drenchers?

12points

Sugar Latte 6 years ago

Good one!

0points

Aaron Kara 6 years ago

Tbh, they look in good condition.

10points

Gingergirl 6 years ago

I know right!

1point

Shannon Matthews 6 years ago

Well someone is about to be cut out of grandma's will..

5points

Toujin C'Thlu 6 years ago

This sounds like a case of elder abuse.

3points

ChiveChilly 6 years ago

#1 - stop lending her money #2 - you are a terrible grandchild and they are a terrible grandparent

3points

Abbella DiNoto 6 years ago

Dentures cost $1000+ and are custom made won’t fit anyone but grandma!

2points

Kanga9ine 6 years ago

Grandma would have jumped into the jaws of the big bad wolf if he'd be getting this ungrateful granddaughter next. Mom probably took her gold teeth out years ago.

2points

Terri Baker 6 years ago

You're grounded.

2points

#8

The Next Winner Of Last Cake Standing Right Here

Final score:

150points

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Monika Rhodes 6 years ago

$275 for that? No, thank you- rather have my birthday without nightmares...

124points

Dan Beck 6 years ago

Yeah, but it's only $266.75 if you mention the ad, so...

43points

Chicago Kitty 6 years ago

It amazes me how oblivious people are to their own lack of talent or skill.

27points

Dan Beck 6 years ago

Dunning-Krueger effect.

6points

Aaron Kara 6 years ago

Oh look! It's Monnie Mowz

12points

mntryjoseph 6 years ago

Peter Griffin dressed up as Minnie Mouse?

8points

Pasion Jones 6 years ago

lmao omg i was just gonna say if PG and MM had a baby this is what it would look like!

0points

Sarah Todd 6 years ago

Not sure if it's the cake or the grammar that makes me cringe more.

6points

Moonglowe21 6 years ago

Both. It's definitely both.

4points

FABULOUS1 6 years ago

We searched Etsy and other places for a cake topper for my granddaughters birthday. I wish I had a pic of one that was listed that they wanted $60 dollars for, which was just a horrible printed picture glued to the back of card board. So my wife made one herself and turned out great for $5 in materials. Some told this person they have a real talent for cake decorating, possibly to spare their feelings. ladybug-to...469a6b.jpg

4points

Andrea Bernier Hall 6 years ago

Hide your babies!!

4points

Christina Sersif 6 years ago (edited)

Did you put the . In the wrong place? You meant 2.75 right? No one with half a brain would spend that much on this ugly cake, especially on one by a baker who can’t spell I’ll

4points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

Someone really hates kids!

4points

Patrick Hayes 6 years ago

Nail, head, hammer!

1point

Tammy Hornback 6 years ago

Cakes made out of babies!!!

4points

#9

Are U Kidding $6!!

Final score:

147points

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kathryn stretton 6 years ago

How? How do you milk a bloody cat? How does it let you? And, how much in litres is this supposed to be? So nany questions. Lol.

146points

hobbitly 6 years ago

No questions needed, its fake.

63points

knittin' kitten 6 years ago

Someone watched meet the parents and thought "hey I'll see if someone's dumb enough."

22points

Panda Kicki 6 years ago

It is quite possible to milk a cat, I have done it when I helped out in a shelter and some newborn kittie needed extra feeding. No way you get quarters though. Was happy if I got 15-20 ml out.

18points

Patrick McKemie 6 years ago

Better question. Why? Why would you milk a cat. Especially if you are not a Focker

15points

Andthenithitme 6 years ago

You can milk anything with nipples, kathryn.

7points

Cheri Lloyd 6 years ago

You can milk anything haven't you seen Meet The Parents??? lmao

7points

BusLady 6 years ago

They'd better invest in bandaids.

6points

Christy Smith 6 years ago

I'm just confused as to why she thought that ppl would actually think that much milk came out of a kitty.

3points

Autumn Walton 6 years ago

r u british?

2points

Christopher Dixon 6 years ago

You can milk anything with nipples...

2points

Luisa Vasconcelos 6 years ago

Asking for a friend? 😜

2points

elfin Premium 6 years ago

If you try it isn't the cat that will end up bloody.

2points

danielw 6 years ago

those jars are 1 quart jars. so just less than a liter.

1point

Mark CM 6 years ago

How? By sitting on a very low stool using a very small bucket, you fool!

1point

Ann Abdelzaher 6 years ago

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-2points

Ford Summit 6 years ago

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-2points

Iggy 6 years ago

Methinks his pants are on fire.

21points

Chris Watson 6 years ago

Lmao

1point

Michelle Line 6 years ago

You would have had to milk several hundred cats to get this much milk.

8points

Bill 6 years ago

Is this sold by Gaylord Focker?

7points

Michelle Chevalier 6 years ago

Anybody else get that scene from Meet the Parents where Greg was trying to explain how to milk a cat...lol

6points

sh 6 years ago

YES!! "I have nipples, Greg, can you milk me?"

6points

Misterscooter 6 years ago

Good troll.

6points

Foxxy 6 years ago

Has it been pasteurised lol.

6points

Lilith Hollis 6 years ago

Yes it just went past my eyes x

2points

glowworm2 6 years ago

"I just milked them this morning." How does one do this without getting scratched in the process?

6points

Loretta 6 years ago

Little bitter cause they were strays...what???

5points

miaow 6 years ago

Lol discrimination against strays at its finest! :D

0points

The Girl on Fire 6 years ago

I'm just imagining how hard it would be to milk a cat.

4points

#10

My Wife Was Very Excited To Find Something To Share...

Final score:

142points

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kathryn stretton 6 years ago

Lol

28points

CookieNeerrrrd 6 years ago

Did he really expect to get the iPhone X ??? ;D

4points

BusLady 6 years ago

I want to trade my LG for that iPhone X.

1point

switchman82 6 years ago

11%

0points

madcow 3417 6 years ago

I too would trade a $300 phone for a $900 phone. I obviously don't expect any takers...

0points

Mewton’s Third Paw 6 years ago

The x looks much thinner than the 8

0points

#11

But It's Vintage!!

Final score:

139points

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Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

Someone has clearly confused or conflated vintage with collectible

72points

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 6 years ago

And confuse vintage with just old. My former boss had 2 very old pc, and kept them cause he thought they were gonna be valuable some time. They got rusty. Never sold them and threw them.

9points

Άρης Παπαδόπουλος 6 years ago

Dude watched too much American Collectors. Better watch some P**n Stars to remedy that.

7points

Brivid 6 years ago

Boy, I wish they were worth that much. I'd be a twenty thousandaire!

5points

Valerie G. 6 years ago

He didn't even bother to clear off the cobwebs.

4points

Shirley Richard 6 years ago

Honestly, that's the first thing I saw.

0points

BusLady 6 years ago

When I was 3 (1960), I fell on one of these and cut my forehead. I have the scars to prove it.

3points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

Silly BusLady, that’s what bedposts are for...

0points

Bored Moogle 6 years ago

I remember seeing a vintage metal Coca-Cola sign at a flea market for $500.

2points

BusLady 6 years ago

Did you buy it? Lol

2points

AP 6 years ago

In all fairness, there are Coke memorabilia collectors that would pay money for this sort of thing.

1point

Sue Prewitt 6 years ago

Think he forgot the decimal point.

1point

kathryn stretton 6 years ago

Lol, again.

1point

Trash Panda 6 years ago

I have one of these in my house. I never realized how much of treasure I have right under my nose.

0points

#12

Just Needs A New Screen!

Final score:

134points

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ADHORTATOR 6 years ago (edited)

"Saved my life when it caught the bullet with my name on it"

104points

Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 6 years ago

It's iPhone, not Nokia

14points

jusolpaertsa 6 years ago

lol ok

0points

PrincessMeMe 6 years ago

This is a new low in the world today, with all these high and mighty grammar nazi's. Today we have qwerty keyboards, speech to text, and other software assisted typing apparatuses. Mistakes happen within informal and professional typing. @Adhortator's comment was unnecessarily targeted. Obviously, those 3 commentators, had no issues interpreting the original unedited post, so they should really shut the f**k up!

-1point

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Monika Rhodes 6 years ago

Yeah and put it in the rice- good as new.

11points

A Jones 6 years ago

Comes precooked.

3points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

Even the box is charred...

3points

Donna Reynolds 6 years ago

That will buff out.

2points

Heidi Zimmermann 6 years ago

A little polished with a lint-free(!) cloth and it looks like new again.

2points

Callie Ge 6 years ago

So, what broke the screen, an explosion?

2points

⛵🍔 乃𝑜Ⓘ 👊🐳 6 years ago

It’s just needs the screen repaired (turns on)

2points

K. LNU 6 years ago

Perfect condition... until it imploded.

2points

Elizabeth Clothier 6 years ago

It looks like it took part in the "microwave challenge", and lost, BIG.

1point

#13

.45 Cheeto

Final score:

132points

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glowworm2 6 years ago

This is worse than the peanut!

114points

Sami 6 years ago

No, at least this one has some history. XD

9points

TRUE HAPPINESS 6 years ago

yeah right!

3points

miaow 6 years ago

I AM LAUGHING MY HEART OUT. TAKE all my votes. It's hilarouss!! XD

2points

Jack Lambrecht 6 years ago

cheetos sell for more.... Little mermaid shaped ones are being sold for over $1000

1point

Aaron Kara 6 years ago

I'm not paying for shipping...

15points

kathryn stretton 6 years ago

Serious question. Do these people ever actually receive the price?

5points

kathryn stretton 6 years ago

Examples please.

3points

Viki Banaszak 6 years ago

Hahaha, and the shipping to top it off. LOL

2points

Biopithecus 6 years ago

How about I send another randomly shaped cheeto in exchange for this?

2points

Matthew Fairman 6 years ago

I know right!

1point

odie 6 years ago

NINE HUNDRED DOLLARS???????????????????

1point

Christine M Quigley 6 years ago

Must weigh a ton!! $13 to ship a Cheeto?

1point

Serena DuBois 6 years ago

It's VERY carefully packed so it won't crumble en route ...

0points

Terri Baker 6 years ago

You could buy a real gun at that price and blow the cheesy competition away.

1point

JeffC 6 years ago

"Possibly used in the shootout at....." LMFAO!!!!!!

1point

#14

Found This On The Gram

Final score:

128points

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Monika Rhodes 6 years ago

I do hope it's just cos he's stoned too often..

93points

Peter Kelly 6 years ago

It's very likely he will get stoned...

7points

Bill 6 years ago

"Stoned too often?" Could you please explain that line

4points

Jordan Westall 6 years ago

Weed doesn’t turn people racially ignorant. 🙄

1point

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

If I hadn’t ended up in a small coastal California town with hardly any people of color, I would have trouble buying this as sincere, but I sort of believe this is on the up and up. That said, dude didn’t do himself any favors with how we worded this affront.

25points

Unohuib 6 years ago

NO WAY this is sincere. Adding the last point of taking pictures for show DEFINITELY puts the nail in the lack of sincerity coffin

1point

Viki Banaszak 6 years ago

WTF! The Black petting zoo

13points

FABULOUS1 6 years ago

He doesnt care about the movie, he just thought it would be a great ruse to get pictures with a black guy. This way if he says something racist he can pull out the pictures and say he has black friends.

8points

Joonscrab 6 years ago

Ahh yeah that sounds about right TBH... Nothing about that ad sits right with me.

1point

Callie Ge 6 years ago

Dude, you’re such a wanker.

8points

E FourOFour 6 years ago

"nothing weird" like this entire ad isn't weird enough

7points

BusLady 6 years ago

No wonder he doesn't have any Black friends.

7points

Iggy 6 years ago

Nothing weird, he says!

7points

Gerry Higgins 6 years ago

He wants pics to show his friend as if he went to a damn petting zoo

5points

Bonnie Clyde 6 years ago

Please be fake/trolling.

5points

#15

I Honestly Had No Idea How To Respond. Nearly 9 Months Later And They're Still For Sale (No Surprise)

Final score:

128points

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Camil Gagnon 6 years ago

Sound logic...

49points

Joonscrab 6 years ago

I feel like they made a typo ... Maybe it was $3.2 ?I don't know, I'm hoping it is 😂

4points

Falcon 6 years ago

All I can think of is that they are going for the people who don't have access to the product. 🤔

8points

Donna Leske 6 years ago (edited)

Yeah, c'mon, there is tax at Walmart. Plus the lady had to go over there, buy them, bring them home, take the photo, type the ad, whew, $32 ain't so bad!

6points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

Some states (Oregon springs to mind) don’t have sales tax...it’s state controlled, not business controlled.

1point

TRUE HAPPINESS 6 years ago

and it is just $3 in the Philippines

5points

Zelda Blue 6 years ago

I doubt that anyone with 1/2 a brain would spend money on something called "beanie boo" let alone wear them, they just scream come kick my a*s.

2points

Piou 6 years ago

"$9.86 plus tax"... I didn't remember the tax was so high in the US!!

2points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

It depends on the state; sales tax is a state issue, not a federal one.

1point

Terri Baker 6 years ago

Can they be milked? Maybe the person from #8 has a new business opportunity.

2points

Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago

Plus a 1% surcharge for the added foot germs.

2points

Christopher Dixon 6 years ago

Ohhh...see they forgot to factor in the tax...

0points

Michele Aka-Mimi 6 years ago

got some at 7-11 for $7.

0points

#16

Crocodeal Or No Deal

Final score:

119points

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Molly Universe 6 years ago

Me tho.

37points

MoodyBlue 6 years ago

Must admit it looks quite cute.

14points

moist. 6 years ago

f**k it. (not the baby crocodile)

6points

Lizard Queen 6 years ago

Depends on the species. C. morletti runs up to US$1500 for captive bred. O. tetraspis starts at US$12,000 for captive bred.

4points

Allison B. 6 years ago

Yeah... but I can go buy a baby croc right now for $150 and I'm in Michigan lol. May not be a special species but if these people are bargaining using this croc, and low balling the price....I doubt they spent that much on it.

2points

Fred Burrows 6 years ago

Louisiana Legit

2points

Elizabeth Elaine Rayne 6 years ago

Only $1000? That's a croc!

2points

AndersM 6 years ago

Deal!

1point

mcsa student 6 years ago

sold.

0points

lucas the spider fangirl 6 years ago

deal

0points

UndyingBisexual 6 years ago

*checks pockets* "Um. How's a ball of lint and a dirty nickel?"

0points

#17

We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year

Final score:

114points

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Suzanne Clark 6 years ago

I'm rich, I'm rich: I've got a whole closet of those!

138points

Michelle Muirhead 6 years ago

Send them to me, I use them for cleaning the cats’ litter trays and I have ran out due to the bag less policies of supermarkets!

8points

Teri Campisi 6 years ago

I am so rich I just put cat s**t in mine and throw it away!

15points

Batwench Premium 6 years ago

It’s a future museum piece.

4points

Night Owl 6 years ago

Last? Don't worry, there are plenty of them still around on the planet

4points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

I saw a hillside in Morocco that was nothing but

4points

FABULOUS1 6 years ago

I still have a closet full and will give you $5 to take them all.

3points

Terri Baker 6 years ago

We can still get plastic bags in my state. I'd have to move from my mining town in Colorado to take advantage of the Brisbane, QLD plastic gold rush.

2points

TRUE HAPPINESS 6 years ago

There's a lot of LAST PLASTIC BAG

2points

BusLady 6 years ago

I'm gonna go rob Walmart's plastic bag recycle bin.

2points

Gerry Higgins 6 years ago

Last one? No. Go look in the ocean, there's plenty of them.

1point

Biopithecus 6 years ago

Now, I've seen everything!

1point

#18

What A Steal. Oh Wait...

Final score:

104points

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kathryn stretton 6 years ago

Mmmm how much ??

44points

Biopithecus 6 years ago (edited)

The seller crawls all the way, then delivers it and crawls all the way back. So, 646.50 shipping is a steal.

15points

Jack Lambrecht 6 years ago

for that price? They better roll

2points

Piou 6 years ago

Yes but it is shipped directly in silk paper with gild wires and diamonds on it. Also it is coming ditectly from outer space

11points

Donna Reynolds 6 years ago

Shipping includes it actually scooting itself from the warehouse in China to your door.

5points

Terri Baker 6 years ago

Inspiration to shop locally.

4points

Sonia Górnicz 6 years ago

maybe they are shipping from different planet ! Then i understand the shipping price

3points

Carolyn Coburn 6 years ago

Comes in all 6 shades of red.

3points

MadMom 6 years ago

Is that hand-delivered?

3points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

By space aliens?

1point

Terri Brittingham 6 years ago

That damn shipping gets me every time

1point

AzKhaleesi 6 years ago

hahahaha I laughed out loud at this one.

1point

#19

Burritos For Sale..

Final score:

103points

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Bonnie Clyde 6 years ago

Ew! Does she eat food off the floor too?

114points

Kaitlin Gaerte 6 years ago

and it was listed 6 hours ago which means they are old

20points

Parmeisan 6 years ago

I didn't even notice that, I was too distracted by questions of whether she's selling THOSE burritos and how old are they, or is it a general burrito-making service, and why there aren't any photos of actual food. Also why is she sitting so funny and why is she in the photo at all. I think maybe she's really just trying to sell the opportunity to look at her cleavage... But the floor. The floor is also a very good question.

7points

ゾーイドレーガー 6 years ago

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Ben Smith 6 years ago

Mmmm flooritos....

31points

Katie Hayes 6 years ago

This is awesome 😀

2points

AzKhaleesi 6 years ago

Burritos for sale, meat, cheese, carne....hair and old fruit loops are extra.

9points

BusLady 6 years ago

There's a perfectly good TABLE right behind you, lady. And buy some gloves.

7points

Callie Ge 6 years ago

Errr no I don’t want a Dirty Kitchen Floor Guaranteed Salmonella Burrito, 🤢

6points

Lindsey Mae 6 years ago

That disgusting af 😟🤢

5points

Monika Rhodes 6 years ago

I'd like some dirt with my burrito. Oh good- there is lots in it. Sold.

5points

Leo H 6 years ago

Im guessing this is against some food code

3points

Carrie de Luka 6 years ago

Probably all of them.. hopefully.

7points

Karin Morris 6 years ago

This is why I NEVER eat potluck

3points

Chris Watson 6 years ago

I'm with you.

1point

Viki Banaszak 6 years ago

I'm actually surprised she wasn't using her feet to fold them.

3points

#20

May The Rain Wash The Warts Away

Final score:

99points

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Kaitlin Gaerte 6 years ago (edited)

if the old owner only tried them on once she/he had VERY dirty feet. look on the inside of the shoe 😫😳

90points

Heidi Zimmermann 6 years ago

Tried on and took them off a few days later

20points

Demi Zwaan 6 years ago

That's because they put them out in the rain!

1point

LSR 6 years ago

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Bookey 6 years ago

"only tried on"... "perfect condition"...

7points

Camil Gagnon 6 years ago

At least they were honest about the warts...

6points

JID RN 6 years ago

Rain kills warts?

4points

Terri Baker 6 years ago

They're free. Bleach, Lysol, and disposable gloves are affordable. Someone might take them if they are in desperate need of shoes.

3points

Callie Ge 6 years ago

🤢

2points

Terri Brittingham 6 years ago

The chest photo makes it EXTRA special

1point

KT Trondsen 6 years ago

LOL I think that typo was meant to say only worn for 1 year

1point

Mewton’s Third Paw 6 years ago

So this person thinks warts are contagious? Ugh 😑

1point

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

Plantar warts are: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plantar_wart?wprov=sfti1

2points

MadMom 6 years ago

Does anyone else have the image of these being taken from a homeless person?

1point

Kat833 6 years ago

Notice how these pics were taken in a car... At night... For all we know, the people picked them up on the side of the road. The shoes might have drugs in the toe for cryin' out loud!

0points

#21

For Those That Are Already Planning Christmas Decorations...the Price Is Actually Pretty Fair!

Final score:

98points

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BusLady 6 years ago

When Jesus was just a little Tot.

28points

Carrie de Luka 6 years ago

If i'd not heard of Tater Tots I wouldn't have known what this meant! 👍👍👍

2points

Terri Baker 6 years ago

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me... A potato nativity.

7points

Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Will be singing that for a while now! Going to blame you when my husband starts complaining! 😜

1point

Zelda Blue 6 years ago

Unless Baby Jesus is the son of Mr Potato Head I think I'll pass.

5points

N G 6 years ago

I'm keeping an eye on this one

4points

Eddie Maurer 6 years ago

It's gonna smell so bad, anyone ever smell a rotten potato?

2points

Tammy Hornback 6 years ago

So now He's the way, the truth and the french fried

2points

Kaitlin Gaerte 6 years ago

if you only could have one food for the rest of your life what would it be? mine would be potatoes.

2points

Laugh Fan 6 years ago

CHEESE!! Cheese, cheese, cheese!!

1point

Natalia Brown 6 years ago

Same, potatoes; couldn't live without them!

0points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

Ice cream

0points

Terry T. 6 years ago

Such realism!

1point

Donna Reynolds 6 years ago

Oh Holy Potato

1point

CookieNeerrrrd 6 years ago

I don't think I ever saw that in Nativity... Is ther something im missing here?

1point

#22

#supportblackbusinesses

Final score:

93points

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Mary Stiles 6 years ago

I didn't know ice cold and cold were flavors.

64points

Daniel Mason 6 years ago

Sound like 90s rappers

6points

Donna Leske 6 years ago

Mary, me neither! Now we know.

1point

Shirley Heyn 6 years ago

Well now you know. . .

0points

Monday 6 years ago

well to be fair...if I were to describe the taste of mint I'd say it tastes cold

0points

Alison Bounds 6 years ago

Notices white guy shrugging emoji even tho its a "support black business" ad?

4points

Alex Newell 6 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

-2points

Camil Gagnon 6 years ago

The group does say "Buy sell ANYTHING"... She just took it literally.

3points

Biopithecus 6 years ago

How about room temperature flavor?

2points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

Clearly, not a real thing...

0points

LeilaM Hogan60 6 years ago

i'm pretty sure this one was a joke

1point

MadMom 6 years ago

Do you suppose they bought the jar, or is it just an empty something from the fridge?

1point

BusLady 6 years ago

You kin re-use the jar when you make yer moonshine.

2points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

Lives in Death Valley, cuz otherwise why?

1point

Christopher Dixon 6 years ago

What's cooler than bein cool? ICE COOOOLD!!!

0points

lucas the spider fangirl 6 years ago

ice in a jar! doesnt last long tho!! buy it quick before it melts!!

0points

Demonic Darkness 6 years ago

I'm a little disappointed in myself for being able to read that first try without any double-takes. I need to get off the internet.

0points

#23

Let's Sell This Dress For More Than I Paid, Or Better Yet Rent It For That Price!

Final score:

92points

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Iggy 6 years ago

She paid $450 for that? The shop must have very big windows because they definitely saw her coming!

137points

HC 6 years ago

$448 too much.

21points

Shirley Richard 6 years ago

She did not buy that for that price, she got it from Amazon for $30.

18points

Shawn 6 years ago

She didn't.. daddy did

10points

Biopithecus 6 years ago

Simply marvellous!

6points

Id row 6 years ago

She's the kind of girl who has a terrible voice and goes on American Idol thinking they're awesome.

5points

UndyingBisexual 6 years ago

I don't get the comment but I want to be able to laugh along with the 116 other people can you explain? ^u^

1point

Clavelle 6 years ago

That's a good one!!🤣🤣🤣

0points

Chicago Kitty 6 years ago

This is a prom dress? My how times have changed- I am officially old.

22points

Chris Watson 6 years ago

Or simply not trashy

8points

Natasha Forchione 6 years ago

OMG I thought it was just the skirt, the top looks like underwear!

18points

Something 6 years ago

Why are they called two piece dresses? Isn't it just a coordinated top and skirt?

10points

BusLady 6 years ago

Coordinated???

7points

Parmeisan 6 years ago

Why is nobody commenting on how she wants to sell it for $50 more than she bought it for? Does she think that it's increased in value by the fact that she wore it??

9points

Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Just getting used to people taking the p**s perhaps?

1point

Amaranthim Talon 6 years ago

It's butt ugly to begin with..

7points

Leo H 6 years ago

And that passes as a prom dress?

6points

R.s. Potter 6 years ago

If she doesn't split the seams first... that skirt is a very tight fit.

5points

BusLady 6 years ago

Looks like an old timey bra with a curtain wrapped around her hips.

4points

Holli Burman 6 years ago

I'm pretty sure this is a joke? Right? RIGHT?!

3points

#24

Might Not Be Delusional, He Might Know Exactly What He’s Doing

Final score:

88points

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Tammy Hornback 6 years ago

IKYN my husband has one of these He gave a buck for it at the Flea Mkt I told him I'd give him 2 to plug it in

54points

Parmeisan 6 years ago

I'd take you up on that. I know just enough about electronics to know that it wouldn't be dangerous. If there's any circuit at all, it's shorted at the handle. I wouldn't leave it in the socket for long though, as it might not have enough resistance for the amount of supplied power and the socket or wire could be destroyed.

5points

elfin Premium 6 years ago

I am relieved that you do not refer to him as your "late" husband.

3points

Kanga9ine 6 years ago

Did he light up like a three alarm fire?

1point

Terry T. 6 years ago

Or you can upgrade to a cordless model....

9points

Podunkus 6 years ago

Sure, but you can only use it on electric nails.

7points

Stannous Flouride 6 years ago

Homer invented these: https://images.app.goo.gl/bBEzoAE86mR5jUTb7

1point

Kanga9ine 6 years ago

What happens to your thumb when you accidentally miss the intended target (nail) and it the old thumbnail smack dab in the center? Does it cauterize any blood vessels that may pop upon impact? And if this hammer is like any of the other cheap gizmos we are all so fond of and eager to buy, how long do you think till that hammer head rockets through the air, killing innocent little first animals or the neighbors kids?

1point

Ashley Galyen 6 years ago

You will surely get a jolt when you hit your thumb with this model.

1point

R.s. Potter 6 years ago

The less successful product from the Doctor Who sonic screwdriver factory.

1point

lucas the spider fangirl 6 years ago

thors hammer

0points

Shirley Heyn 6 years ago

Hit someone on the head and electrocute them at the same time - make double sure!

0points

Mark Ayers 6 years ago

The absolute last hammer your man will ever swing. Is there a battery-powered model available?

0points

#25

Uhhhhhhhh

Final score:

86points

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PieFace 6 years ago

Or you could just go to the showroom and get a test drive for free 😅

130points

Joseph Brzezinski 6 years ago

I didn't think Tesla had any showrooms... Thought you could only buy them online...

7points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

But what happens if they get it up to 88 miles an hour?

5points

Bill 6 years ago

His auto insurance won't cover an accident if he is charging for drives.

4points

Patricia Avlas 6 years ago (edited)

No test drives available when we bought ours. You could only wait in line to sit in one at the dealer. We rented one from a private party to make sure we liked it.

2points

MoodyBlue 6 years ago

The price is too high but otherwise, not such a bad idea.

1point

Bored Moogle 6 years ago

Mike Wazowski posted this.

1point

Celtic Pirate Queen 6 years ago

You can afford to buy a Tesla, but then you need to pimp yourself out for cash? Are you stoned or just freaking stupid?

0points

Sonja Timmerman 6 years ago

Than pick me up in the Netherlands. I will have my testride in New York City please!

0points

Abbella DiNoto 6 years ago

Or I could just drive off while you wait 10-15 mins before you call the cops on me! Bye!

0points

Minnie-me 6 years ago

Sooooo you buy a Tesla but your giving out "test drives" for 100 bucks?

0points

j b milam 6 years ago

got to pay for it?

0points

#26

Is There A Hobby Or Something I'm Unaware Of?

Final score:

85points

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Katchen 6 years ago

Those fingernails are foul.

203points

María Hermida 6 years ago

Foul and false

29points

Suzanne Clark 6 years ago

My thoughts exactly!

11points

Lukas Stone 6 years ago

JUST LIKE YO MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHH (Please don't hurt me)

9points

Tracey Tait 6 years ago

OMG the nails! Only thing I could see, eww

4points

Shirley Richard 6 years ago

Like really foul.

3points

Diane Phillips-Herman 6 years ago

Lee Press on Nails

2points

TRUE HAPPINESS 6 years ago

i noticed that too hahaha

2points

Shirley Heyn 6 years ago

So is the ketchup.

1point

Bettye McKee 6 years ago

Just what I was thinking.

1point

Mewton’s Third Paw 6 years ago

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Lillian Sommers 6 years ago

More like extremely bloated ketchup packet full of food borne illness?

24points

Koalamonster 6 years ago

That one exactly.

2points

BusLady 6 years ago

I've never seen a pregnant ketchup package before. Extremely rare.

15points

Peter Kelly 6 years ago

That's not full...it's fermenting and about to spray rotten ketchup everywhere!

13points

JID RN 6 years ago

....and ruin her nails.

2points

Rachel 6 years ago

Rotting ketchup :/

11points

Misterscooter 6 years ago

Get back, it's gonna blow!

10points

jevais 6 years ago

Ware wolf claws, so unhygienic. Burk

5points

Tammy Hornback 6 years ago

what is up with the fingernails

2points

Carrie de Luka 6 years ago

False and filthy as f**k.

1point

Elizabeth Clothier 6 years ago

Only $10 huh, she must need it for a new nail job.

1point

Whatshername 6 years ago

That's full indeed. Full of gas cause it's expired.. 🤢

1point

danielw 6 years ago

wait... that happens? old my beer while I go to amazon, buy these things in bulk and then under cut her by a dollar.

1point

#27

By This Logic You Could Sell Anything

Final score:

85points

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Bonnie Clyde 6 years ago

Those are some dirty hands to be touching that anyway. Yuck.

79points

Chicago Kitty 6 years ago (edited)

And that looks like a wart on the palm...

6points

Biopithecus 6 years ago

Uncanny resemblance to elephantosharkasaurus imaginatus.

13points

KT Trondsen 6 years ago

the staph infection is free of charge apparently

1point

Terry T. 6 years ago

I would go as far as to say that it's one of a kind!

1point

kathryn stretton 6 years ago

Ewww. Scabby.

1point

Suzanne Clark 6 years ago

Something's crackers all right, and it's not the rare animal.

1point

kiefer chow 6 years ago

Price check?

0points

Kat833 6 years ago

What animal is that???

0points

Stannous Flouride 6 years ago

I remember that critter from "The Thing"

0points

Elizabeth Clothier 6 years ago

It's so rare, that I don't even know what animal it is!

0points

#28

“Perfect Condition”

Final score:

84points

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SBW71 6 years ago

Then it's not in "perfect" condition!

56points

Biopithecus 6 years ago

Whatever is left (no pun intended) is in perfect condition.

9points

Shawn 6 years ago

It's in perfect condition wherever he lost it

4points

Άρης Παπαδόπουλος 6 years ago

Semi-perfect then...

1point

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

$100 for Han Solo, but not for Earbud Solo!

5points

chrisgun 6 years ago

selling my car for 35000$ perfect condition.. just lost all the doors and the interior.. but hey.. let's just call it new

2points

BusLady 6 years ago

They have another ad running, stating that the right is missing.

2points

Terry T. 6 years ago

Perfect for people that are deaf in their left ear

1point

j b milam 6 years ago

would sell for half off?

0points

Melanin Mo 6 years ago

that case is filthy

0points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

So, new—but also, old...

0points

Terri Baker 6 years ago

Everything is prefekt and bootiful in it's own special way.

0points

Being_Cori 6 years ago

dint know 'perfect' had a new meaning

0points

A B C 6 years ago

Apple fanboys just have no idea of the value of stuff.

-1point

#29

Hmm..

Final score:

83points

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Kaitlin Gaerte 6 years ago

ME! ME! PICK ME! I WANT IT!!!!!!!!

64points

N G 6 years ago

Has someone been banned from selling puppies?

30points

N G 6 years ago

Looking at the map, you can only get there by rowing a small boat across the lake. You also need to buy a bag of grain for the bird, and food for the puppy. But the boat will only hold 2 items and yourself. How do you get them all home?

16points

Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Need to get a bigger boat...

6points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

Dude, we did NOT come to Bored Panda to do homework!

4points

danielw 6 years ago

if the puppy won't eat the duck food, you bring the duck and the puppy food across, then go back for the puppy and duck food. If you assume the puppy will eat the duck or the sacks of food without supervision, then bring the puppy and the duck food, over, leave the duck food and keep the puppy, go back and exchange the puppy for the duck and puppy food, and then return finally for the puppy food.

1point

Amaranthim Talon 6 years ago

Muscovy ducks are the most obnoxious, stinking, annoying, crappiest ducks in creation!! I want the puppy ♥

7points

Calypso poet 6 years ago

Lived in Florida, can confirm they are evil. Save the puppy!

6points

Beau Cooke 6 years ago

Person is a piece of s**t, hillbilly puppy mill owner.

6points

Magpie 6 years ago

So this is actually an evil puppy factory then?

5points

Douglas Campbell 6 years ago

Why isn't this one rated higher?

1point

LuckyCorgi 6 years ago

Wow look at that duck. What a majestic duck! I want that puppy so my dog has a friend :3

1point

Zooa 6 years ago

I want it give it to me

1point

Autumn Walton 6 years ago

iv've been to powhatan. u should totally visit.

0points

#30

These Oreos You Can Get At The Drugstore For $5

Final score:

82points

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Molly Universe 6 years ago

NeVeR bEeN oPeN

52points

Biopithecus 6 years ago

Yup, the box always had a secret or two up its sleeve.

3points

Parmeisan 6 years ago

Well, I mean, if they were never opened then would also have never been open.

1point

Celtic Pirate Queen 6 years ago (edited)

I assume you're an adult since you're intelligent enough to catch the spelling error. So, stop using this r******d font.

-3points

Camil Gagnon 6 years ago

Someone thinks they understand supply and demand...

4points

mandy randall 6 years ago

Are they made with iron?

2points

BusLady 6 years ago

For that price, they better be made of gold.

4points

Diane Phillips-Herman 6 years ago

I ate mine. I mean come on, they're delicious Oreos.

1point

Id row 6 years ago

Game of Oreos.

1point

⛵🍔 乃𝑜Ⓘ 👊🐳 6 years ago (edited)

(Just 5 )(oh really? )(No $500)

1point

Marty BlackEagle-Carl 6 years ago

open and eat them

0points

Origami Chik3n 6 years ago

Buying cookies in a drug store? Where do people buy their medication then?

0points

Abbella DiNoto 6 years ago

How did I miss G.O.T Oreos?

0points

Phoenix Smith 6 years ago

Heh. I got these for my neighbors. And get this, for 3 dollars.

0points

#31

Left Or Right

Final score:

29points

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Chicago Kitty 6 years ago

I can't believe this would be legal- I seriously want to know if they sold.

35points

Kathy Baylis 6 years ago

Not sure it is. They have serial numbers on them, which the surgeon registers. These may find themselves on the black market and used in illegal—-and unsafe—-surgeries, performed by someone unlicensed and unqualified. Scary.

5points

Stevie 6 years ago

Well I mean there was this Scandinavian dude who got a piece of his own bone after an operation and made a soup out of it. He called it an art project.

0points

HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago

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mntryjoseph 6 years ago

🤢🤢🤢

3points

Patrick McKemie 6 years ago

You could make more money renting them to incels.

2points

BusLady 6 years ago

How did she even get them back from the doctor?

2points

Andrea Bernier Hall 6 years ago

$200 for both or $100 a piece. 😂😂 What a bargain!

2points

Just saying 6 years ago

Aaaaaaargh

2points

Terri Baker 6 years ago

The poor lady has affluenza. It's an illness.

1point

BusLady 6 years ago

A size D and she upgraded?

1point

Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Some people want boob-created backache.

3points

I'm dark 6 years ago

What are they?

1point

N G 6 years ago

In England, we call them Jellies. These ones haven't had the flavour added yet.

3points

sylvanticx 6 years ago

$100 stress ball?

0points

#32

Stop Selling The Random Crap Your Kids Make

Final score:

28points

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Beverly Kight 6 years ago

And here I am just throwing away the daily s**t my kid colors... What am I thinking? I could've been rich by now! 😅😂

17points

Parmeisan 6 years ago

Highly suspicious that this ad was created by the kids themselves.

2points

Terri Baker 6 years ago

Kids have to earn their candy money somehow. It teaches them responsibility.

0points

Incognito 6 years ago

jeez i could make these myself!

0points

Leo H 6 years ago

Is that the 9-11 rare pokemon card

-1point

#33

$100 For A Rusty Washer Drum On A Chair Swivel. At Least Delivery Is Free

Final score:

28points

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Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

Do you really want your fire to be able to move all on its own?

49points

Biopithecus 6 years ago

Yup, you'd want it to come to you when called.

7points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 6 years ago

Add a Roomba to the bottom and you have the makings of the next Hollywood horror franchise.

6points

Kathy Baylis 6 years ago

On legs and wheels made of plastic that MELTS in extreme heat?

1point

BusLady 6 years ago

Free delivery. Or you can just push it home.

1point

Molly Universe 6 years ago

Will never rust. Except for the top.

5points

kathryn stretton 6 years ago

Hmmmm. Rusty.

4points

Chantel Atwell 6 years ago

Is that the thing inside of a dryer?

4points

Biopithecus 6 years ago

"...will never rust", because it has already rusted as much as it can, with only the paint holding it together.

3points

MadMom 6 years ago

And it's on wheels! What could go wrong?!

3points

BG Rey 6 years ago

Tub won’t burn, but the plastic chair base will melt!

1point

Something 6 years ago

I like it. It's a fun DIY project for a fire tentacle monster. It is rusty in the picture, though, so the listing is not accurate.

1point

Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago

That's some redneck ingenuity right there.

1point

Teri Campisi 6 years ago

Why does the ad state " rusty" for something that "doesn't rust! Duh!

1point

#34

Um Okay..?

Final score:

27points

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Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

Or just walk into your local Taco Bell and take whatever you need...

16points

BusLady 6 years ago

Carry a big purse with you when you go in.

0points

Bodragon 6 years ago

But there are seventy three sachets there. The top row contains thirteen, not twelve.

3points

BusLady 6 years ago

They'll throw that one in for free.

0points

Naomi Armitage 6 years ago

Now if they had that now-discontinued Verde sauce (the green packets), we could talk...

1point

Kat833 6 years ago

Why tho?

0points

Shirley Richard 6 years ago

But why does this guy have so many to sell?

0points

Leo H 6 years ago

Lol lees summit mo...a richy rich part of outer kc...maybe this is how they stay rich

-1point

#35

$1. Zipper Still Works

Final score:

27points

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Camil Gagnon 6 years ago (edited)

Type of person who'd sell his used condoms. Waste not want not...

18points

Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago

Yep, just hand-wash and hang it up to air dry. Good as new!

1point

Biopithecus 6 years ago

Was this used by the guy in the listing "I'm sellin my sperm" to bless the family shoe?

1point

Kaitlin Gaerte 6 years ago

"lightly used?" ewwww

1point

Jessica Cifelli 6 years ago

Or just go to your local Dollar Tree and but a while box of 50 for a $1

0points

Bill 6 years ago

People sell ziploc bags for $50 that come with free herb

0points

BusLady 6 years ago

OBO. How about I pay you to quit running this ad?

0points

Incognito 6 years ago

I can get like a pack of 40 for $7

0points

Maybeitsraining 6 years ago

How he's put his finger slightly in makes me feel uncomfortable bleurgh

0points

mandy randall 6 years ago

Low key drug dealer needing clients?

0points

#36

That Price Better Include 101 Actual Dalmatians

Final score:

25points

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Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

Someone who clearly doesn’t know that people can barely give away VHS of any edition.

20points

Naomi Armitage 6 years ago

There were some "ads" and "articles" a while ago saying how rare the "black diamond" tapes were, but they'd have to be in absolute mint condition, and nowhere near $4,000. Maybe $100, max.

4points

TRUE HAPPINESS 6 years ago

is this for real? i wonder why people are posting things like this..

0points

BusLady 6 years ago

Does it come with a free VCR?

0points

Parmeisan 6 years ago

I thought maybe they meant to put a decimal but $40.00 would STILL be ridiculous.

0points

#37

Wants $400 For You To Pick And Haul Rocks

Final score:

25points

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kathryn stretton 6 years ago

That's ok. Sometimes rockery stones can be expensive. Depends where you live and availability.

25points

MoodyBlue 6 years ago

Yes indeed, might sound very crazy but you are correct.

3points

Valerie G. 6 years ago

my comment disappeared. I told of my friend who bought an old house with a huge decorative fireplaces made of stones. The original owner had paid the kids in the neighborhood ten cents a piece to bring him these to build his fireplaces.

0points

Terri Baker 6 years ago

Jesus says: The sinners without a hustle can throw the first stone.

0points

Donna Reynolds 6 years ago

Gets cash for yard clean up.

0points

Leo H 6 years ago

Those arent ordinary rocks...probably high quality stone used for decoration etc..so this might not be a bad deal

0points

Teri Campisi 6 years ago

Some people paint rocks with designs( flowers, animals,etc) and sell them!

0points

Biopithecus 6 years ago

Can you pick up and throw some at the seller while you're at it?

0points

mandy randall 6 years ago

Awesome way to get your yard cleared and get paid instead of paying, not a bad idea if the price was lower

0points

Valerie G. 6 years ago

I lived in an old home with a rock fireplace. Back in the 1930's the owner paid the neighbourhood children 10 cents for every rock they brought to him.

0points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

Lazy a*s cretin!

0points

#38

To Go With The Collection Of Random Lids In Your Own Kitchen Drawer

Final score:

23points

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Batwench Premium 6 years ago

Actually quite a good idea. I think the lids in my house elope with socks and teaspoons.

38points

Lynda Momalo 6 years ago

Nah, some of them obviously take off with elastic hair ties.

4points

Parmeisan 6 years ago

True. $1 is a bit much though.

2points

Noel Bovae 6 years ago

Glad I'm not the only one that loses silverware.

1point

Valerie G. 6 years ago

Just yesterday I read an article saying that the old Tupperware plastics have arsenic and lead in them.

1point

Stevie 6 years ago

It has been ONE woman testing ONE vintage product so far. Sure that's concerning but it would be helpful if there was more testing from actual scientists

1point

The Girl on Fire 6 years ago

This could actually be helpful

1point

Valerie G. 6 years ago

my first comment away - it has been discovered that the Tupperware ones contain lead and arsenic. This is a health warning for those still using them. Here is the article: https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/9787084/tupperware-lead-arsenic-toxic-mum-children/

0points

Wing Hong Chan 6 years ago

lids break much quicker than containers

0points

Terri Baker 6 years ago

Be careful where you sell these. You may be mistaken for a drug dealer.

0points

Stevie 6 years ago

How come?

0points

Donna Reynolds 6 years ago

Looks like someone has too much time on their hands.

0points

BusLady 6 years ago

I'm trying to sell all my bowls with no lids. 😜

0points

kathryn stretton 6 years ago

But no containers to put the lids on. Maybe xmas decorations? Am reaching here.

0points

#39

Bless Up

Final score:

23points

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Just saying 6 years ago

The baby be 100% what?

33points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 6 years ago

Mentally handicapped.

21points

Iggy 6 years ago

100% baby?

8points

Sardonic Scribe 6 years ago

Intellectually inferior?

7points

Molly Universe 6 years ago

Contact free.

5points

Parmeisan 6 years ago

The baby be 100% Frankford Avenue.

4points

Biopithecus 6 years ago

A 100%, when 99.99% just won't do.

2points

BeenElle 6 years ago

Part of a blessed family shoe. 🙏👞

1point

Linda Something 6 years ago

100% shoe

0points

Naomi Armitage 6 years ago

I can't a baby anymore and want to bless my family shoe. Where's the contact info? /s

5points

LSR 6 years ago

So many times the word "baby" is used, sounds like a f*****g 60s song.

4points

Virgil Blue 6 years ago

I was thinking Bieber myself.

4points

Terri Baker 6 years ago

If I were looking for a sperm donor, I'd want one with intelligence.

3points

MadMom 6 years ago

"I want to bless your family shoe"

3points

K. LNU 6 years ago

Any one else have a slight headache from trying to read this?

3points

Taryn Wallace 6 years ago

I would only take this if theres a guarantee the baby would be illiterate like the sperm donor...otherwise NO SALE

2points

LSR 6 years ago

"I sell the sperm, natural hypodermic injection device is used but it is free"

2points

Russian Otaku 6 years ago

Unless he has a rare X-men mutation.... otherwise he is just f*****g stupid

2points

N G 6 years ago

Lol

0points

Elizabeth Clothier 6 years ago

I'm guessing with grammar like his, he'd be hard pressed to give it away.

1point

#40

Empty Tequila Bottles For Sale

Final score:

23points

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Iggy 6 years ago

Must have still been enjoying the contents of those bottles when they put the ad up.

23points

Misterscooter 6 years ago

I prefer to use that money to buy a full one.

3points

kathryn stretton 6 years ago

Candle holders. Cheap.

1point

#41

Jason Stathom Cheetah

Final score:

22points

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Molly Universe 6 years ago

Why tho

19points

PyroarRanger 6 years ago

Probably a reference to the song "Pet Cheetah" by twenty øne piløts (Ive got a pet Cheetah down in my basement // I've raised him and bathed him and named him Jason Statham)

5points

Klaudiia Sherbatzky 6 years ago

that is from the song Twenty one pilots - PET CHEETAH xD

2points

Άρης Παπαδόπουλος 6 years ago

Like Mona Lisa, it stares you from every angle

2points

Zenozenobee 6 years ago

My.... I have soooo many questions

1point

Lenka Smetanová 6 years ago

That should be put in that thrift shop gems

1point

Biopithecus 6 years ago

Makes sense - face is a perfect likeness of Jason Stath"o"m, whoever he is.

1point

Amaranthim Talon 6 years ago

The stuff of nightmares...

1point

Mary Stiles 6 years ago

WHAT IS THIS MONSTROSITY??????

1point

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

That’s a big fat EN OH

1point

Jeff Heinemann 6 years ago

The Sphinx for the 21st century

0points

#42

Sounds Like A Healthy Friendship

Final score:

22points

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kathryn stretton 6 years ago

Entitled much ?

45points

Natasha Forchione 6 years ago

I really wonder if the best friend is "moving away"

12points

Bodragon 6 years ago

I really wonder WHY???

9points

BlackestDawn 6 years ago

Sounds more like he's running away.

4points

Jane Alexander 6 years ago

They sound like they'd be good to move away from.

4points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

The two real reasons are embedded in this list: (1) Bring over breakfast on Sunday mornings, and (2) shovel our driveway when it snows; the rest is just subterfuge.

10points

Valerie G. 6 years ago

Doesn't this sound like the basis of Three's Company?

5points

Naomi Armitage 6 years ago

You beat me to it.

0points

Camil Gagnon 6 years ago

Two Girls - One Slave?

5points

Sardonic Scribe 6 years ago

Apply for your friendzone permit within.

3points

Steve Bowman 6 years ago

What's the salary?

3points

Fred Burrows 6 years ago

Now we know why Bob is moving away

2points

Callie Ge 6 years ago

Yeah girls you can buy one of those, they’re six foot tall & made of rubber

2points

MadMom 6 years ago

How do you have a deadline for making a friend?

2points

Tabernus 6 years ago

well obviously they can't make their own breakfast on Sundays

2points

#43

"He Just Finished A Harry Potter Drawing."

Final score:

20points

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velocirrober 6 years ago

Looks like the lovechild of Harry Potter and Ross Geller.

27points

Kathy Baylis 6 years ago

And John Lennon.

10points

Nathan Van Neck 6 years ago

Looks more like John Lennon

9points

Peter Kelly 6 years ago

After he was shot...?

0points

Parmeisan 6 years ago

It's definitely better than I could do. He probably has a lot of friends and family tell him how good he is. It's just... you're not $125 kind of good, bro. Keep working at it.

5points

BusLady 6 years ago

Reminds me of those people on American Idol who are convinced they sound great.

0points

Chicago Kitty 6 years ago

The top of the face looks like it's been rotated a 1/4 turn off the rest of the face.

3points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

Steve Jobs reincarnated as Harry Potter.

2points

Biopithecus 6 years ago

Steve Potter

1point

Sardonic Scribe 6 years ago

Brutal.

1point

Bored Toadette 3 years ago

John Lennon?

0points

Jeff Heinemann 6 years ago

I thought someone drew what John Lennon looked like a few months after death

0points

Incognito 6 years ago

sorry but even I could draw a better harry potter than that. those cheekbones....

0points

Shawn 6 years ago

You may draw but it doesn't mean you do it well.

0points

#44

Just Discovering This Sub. I Have So Many To Share. This Is My Fave

Final score:

19points

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Bookey 6 years ago

Um.. What are these?

18points

Wyndmere 6 years ago

Self portrait hitching posts for mini ponies.

6points

Shawn 6 years ago

F*****g weird

5points

Lynda Momalo 6 years ago

Nightmare fuel.

5points

Biopithecus 6 years ago

Camouflaged cowboys (you can tell from their hats), a steal at 30 bucks a piece.

1point

BusLady 6 years ago

Hat holders? Lol

0points

ispeak catanese 6 years ago

Ugly

0points

Evelyn 6 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Elizabeth Clothier 6 years ago (edited)

Looks like a redneck/cowboy version of voodoo dolls. All they would need to do is add a personal item from the "victim", and WHAMMO! :-)

1point

Eddie Maurer 6 years ago

I see Nicholas Cage!

1point

Oaklynn Emberly 6 years ago

Old town Road gone wrong.

0points

Peter Kelly 6 years ago

Woody, before he went on a diet and hit the gym...

0points

Benjamin Epstein 6 years ago (edited)

I think a lot of people would buy them just for kicks and giggles then like put them on display in front of their house or give them away as the worlds worst gift.

0points

Amaranthim Talon 6 years ago

It looks like a bunch of petrified hat-wearing poop

-1point

#45

Whata Deal

Final score:

19points

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Shawn 6 years ago

Craigslist ad reads....Runs and drives well. Small dent on the passenger door.. should buff out

14points

BusLady 6 years ago

"Like new condition."

2points

CookieNeerrrrd 6 years ago

I am appalled... HOW DARE YOU??

2points

Ben Smith 6 years ago

Someone oversteered and drifted into a pole

1point

Terry T. 6 years ago

Nope. It's an automatic....

0points

Donna Reynolds 6 years ago

That will buff out.

0points

Bill 6 years ago

Too bad the transmission and engine are destroyed

0points

Falcon 6 years ago

They forgot to mention that the car only turns right... all the time

0points

#46

Do You Think It Looks Like Yoda? I Don't See It

Final score:

18points

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Natasha Forchione 6 years ago

I see Tigger from Winnie the Pooh

27points

Elizabeth Clothier 6 years ago

Don't say that out loud, they just might charge more for that!

1point

Bi bird️‍y 3 years ago

I see a snack

0points

BlackestDawn 6 years ago

Have a hard time seeing Tigger in that but it certainly is closer than Yoda.

0points

lia minou 6 years ago

Me too!

0points

MadMom 6 years ago

"Ready to kill Luke"?! Oh no!!! Must destroy! LOL

4points

Misterscooter 6 years ago

In that case, all Cheetos look like Yoda.

3points

Shawn 6 years ago

Yoda I see not!

1point

Parmeisan 6 years ago

But why would Yoda kill Luke?

1point

sylvanticx 6 years ago

THATS WAT I WAZ THINKING!!!!!!!!!

0points

Joseph Brzezinski 6 years ago

I just see a God damn cheeto... FFS

1point

Biopithecus 6 years ago

Does the seller also supply whatever they are huffing, which makes this look like Yoda?

1point

Beverly Kight 6 years ago

550 watchers?! You've got to be kidding me...

1point

Biopithecus 6 years ago

They're either high or in it for a good laugh.

1point

Camil Gagnon 6 years ago

I get it... Just post any piece of c**p junk online and call it rare. Cha ching$

1point

Steve Bowman 6 years ago

I see it. Perfect likeness. Of Simba.

1point

#47

More Than Retail Price For My Custom "Bathroom Stall Art" Xbox One

Final score:

16points

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Kaitlin Gaerte 6 years ago

it needs washed so bad that is gross

12points

Bored Toadette 3 years ago

Uhm.. Why is "Daddy's baby" written on the console?!

0points

Inservio Letum 6 years ago

*P.S. Please disregard rattling sound of crayon shards in the air intake. That was a custom DLC for Forza. Makes you feel like you're driving with loose change in the armrest. Very realistic!

0points

Wing Hong Chan 6 years ago (edited)

put a dbrand skin over it

0points

jevais 6 years ago

Has USA ran out of soap? Why so many flithy hands and objects?

0points

反社会的 6 years ago

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Inflatable Lunchbox 6 years ago

xbox's go on sale for 200-250 all the time, which includes games. gta goes on sale for $30 or less like every week. never buy any used technology except for a car

4points

#48

Goodwill Has It For Sale For $4

Final score:

16points

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Naomi Armitage 6 years ago

But it's not even "black diamond"!

21points

BusLady 6 years ago

Where's my coat? Headed to my local Goodwill...

0points

Biopithecus 6 years ago

Would easily be worth 500 without the tape.

0points

#49

Ran Into One In The Wild. 5k For Rusted Truck

Final score:

16points

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Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

The half-on/half-off license plate really caps it.

18points

Steve Bowman 6 years ago

Apprentice as in 'Karate Kid'?

6points

Biopithecus 6 years ago

When you want to teach the young man a lesson he'll never forget, dip into his college fund to buy this.

2points

Russian Otaku 6 years ago

Great deal! You can go with that or the hundreds of options around your state for cars made this decade that still work.... or get a army worth of scrap cars from a junk yard with no where to put them

1point

keep America great (nocommies) 6 years ago

thats not bad?

1point

Inservio Letum 6 years ago

I have never seen FRAYED metal on a car bonnet before.

0points

#50

Hmmm, Seems Like A Good Deal????

Final score:

16points

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Kaitlin Gaerte 6 years ago (edited)

what is up with all the cheetos? lol

22points

Kathy Baylis 6 years ago

Years ago, someone ordered fries at McDonalds, and got one that was about a foot long. They saved it and sold it on eBay for a ton of money. PT Barnum was right.

3points

Biopithecus 6 years ago

Next listing - For only 1000 bucks, yes you read it right, a single G, selling a super-rare cheeto which looks like a cheeto.

2points

Elizabeth Clothier 6 years ago

It's a good thing they didn't "see" a lobster claw, those are much more expensive!

1point

Joseph Brzezinski 6 years ago

Why do I get a feeling there's a bunch of people just sorting through cheeto bags looking for shapes... lol Come home, find kid eating your cheetos... NOOOOOOOOO, stop eating them, they're going to make us rich!

1point

Kim Shannon 6 years ago

No free shipping? Forget it!

0points

BusLady 6 years ago

I'm waiting to see one that looks like Jesus. Might not sell it, but you would attract tons of pilgrims.

0points

Shawn 6 years ago

It's the stoned guy posting up all the cheetos from one bag trying to raise funds to buy more cheerios and grass

0points

Andrea Bernier Hall 6 years ago

Again, 15 watchers?!?! What the?

0points

#51

Kyle Is Flexing His Monster Collection

Final score:

15points

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Naomi Armitage 6 years ago

Too bad I can't drink Monster anymore (bad for my BP, etc.) or I'd try that Swiss Chocolate. Sounds pretty good.

8points

Rob Chapman 6 years ago

I used to love Java Monster...until I got hyperthyroidism.

0points

moist. 6 years ago

honestly only a little overpriced

2points

Ben Smith 6 years ago

ENCLUDING

0points

Άρης Παπαδόπουλος 6 years ago

Encluding

0points

Omag 6 years ago

Thats not too crazy.

-2points

Omag 6 years ago

If they were some kind of limited editions

-2points

Fred Burrows 6 years ago

Folks sell them hottest pepper chips in singles for fifty bucks . So why not ?

-2points

Shawn 6 years ago (edited)

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#52

Genuine And Authentic!

Final score:

15points

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K. LNU 6 years ago

OMG! I'm going to make a fortune! I have at least 5 of these, probably vintage 2018!!

24points

Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 6 years ago

OoOh TrY mE i HaVe 20, 3 Of ThEm ArE sIgNaTuRe 2009 >:)

2points

Suzanne Clark 6 years ago

But hey! No assembly required!

4points

Molly Universe 6 years ago

2019 model. They've had the same pencils for YEARS.

3points

Donna Reynolds 6 years ago

Pre chewed!

1point

Heidi Zimmermann 6 years ago

I still have one from 2014/15...Am i now a rich b***h? :D

1point

Bored Toadette 3 years ago

Why pay when you can get 20 for free at IKEA??!

0points

Linda Something 6 years ago

But is it still available???

0points

⛵🍔 乃𝑜Ⓘ 👊🐳 6 years ago

Bro I can just steal that but hey who would want it

0points

#53

A 2 Second Google Found That This Penny Is Worth An Average Of .35 Cents. Even In Certified, Top Quality Mint Condition It’s Estimated At $75. I Really Want To Forward This Information On To The Seller...

A 2 Second Google Found That This Penny Is Worth An Average Of .35 Cents. Even In Certified, Top Quality Mint Condition It’s Estimated At $75. I Really Want To Forward This Information On To The Seller...

Final score:

15points

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BusLady 6 years ago

I wonder how many people have touched this penny in 100 years?

7points

Elizabeth Clothier 6 years ago

The things this penny has been privy to, if only it could talk.

1point

Bored Moogle 6 years ago

I have a 1943 steel penny but it's in pretty bad shape.

1point

Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago

I have a 'wheatie' from 1916...we're rich!

1point

⛵🍔 乃𝑜Ⓘ 👊🐳 6 years ago

Lol

1point

#54

I Buy And Sell Pokémon Cards As A Hobby And Secondary Income. The Number Of People Who Think Their Kids Old Shit It Worth Bread Is Astounding

Final score:

15points

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CookieNeerrrrd 6 years ago

Ok.... **INHALES DEEPLY*** ... WHY???

8points

sav 6 years ago

wynaut?

1point

Kara Born 3 years ago

If it was the first of that card printed in English...maybe? But how could you prove that?

0points

BusLady 6 years ago

Buy it never.

0points

Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago

Please tell me they just leaned their elbow on the keyboard...

0points

#55

800 Dollars For A Used Cap Gun...

Final score:

15points

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Valerie G. 6 years ago

Was this written by the guy above trying to sell his sperm for $600?

31points

CookieNeerrrrd 6 years ago

Maybe a kid stole their dad's phone and tried to sell something they took from their friend's house but they have no idea how to sell it and just wanted to buy sweets so did it at the highest number they could think of and then quickly took a picture of it and gave it back to their dad..........What

2points

DaVo 6 years ago

Oh my. Read it 5 times. No goes able= negotiable....

7points

Taryn Wallace 6 years ago

Ya that took me a few times too...

0points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

Just how high was this person?

3points

E A M 6 years ago

"no goes able"

2points

Naomi Armitage 6 years ago

no goes able.

1point

Kathy Baylis 6 years ago

“No goes able”....negotiable? Put this one next to “Denchers” above.

0points

BusLady 6 years ago

Gee, that's more expensive than a real gun. Lol

0points

Maybeitsraining 6 years ago

What is no goes able? Hahahaha

0points

Hard 2 Guess 6 years ago

It is trying to say negotiable.

0points

Benjamin Epstein 6 years ago

No goes seems pretty expensive for a cap gun.

0points

Parmeisan 6 years ago

....Do they mean "non-negotiable"?

0points

#56

The Next Craze In Take-Out Meals!

Final score:

14points

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Iggy 6 years ago

Barf!

21points

Amaranthim Talon 6 years ago

False advertising!! Those wieners are Vienna sausages!!!

8points

Sardonic Scribe 6 years ago

Ah, nothing like fresh Vienna wieners from a can and some 25 cent ramen. But hey, at least you saved yourself the 3 minutes it would take to make this culinary masterpiece!

3points

mntryjoseph 6 years ago

🤮 🤮 🤮

3points

Camil Gagnon 6 years ago

Ewww, wouldn't even eat that if I was PAID 15$

3points

Chicago Kitty 6 years ago

Who orders FOOD from some random posting?

3points

Falcon 6 years ago

5 minute noodles and boiled hot dog. I recon that would be about.... 3 bucks to make.

1point

Inservio Letum 6 years ago

Oh look, an asset flipper scamming people! HOW NOVEL!

0points

Jessica Cifelli 6 years ago

Aka Ramen and Vienna sausages 😆

0points

Nikki D 6 years ago

Those aren't hot dogs, they are Vienna sausages.

0points

#57

Yeet

Final score:

14points

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Shauna MacGregor 6 years ago

last year at a yard sale I actually sold my old Gameboy (this style) with all my games for about $10. It didn't work!! But the guy who bought it knew that, and he thought he could fix it, so hey! I hope he got it working!

8points

Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago

Can someone enlighten me what 'yeet' means? I've been seeing it everywhere.

1point

GodOfHyperdeath 6 years ago

Yeet is an exclamation of surprise, excitement, and is often said with a dance move while throwing something; the original meme goes like “yeetu—“ ...... to much info?

2points

Inservio Letum 6 years ago

I love how megalithic the brand AND name of the 'device' are in the picture xD

0points

Jessica Cifelli 6 years ago

Why $222?

0points

moist. 6 years ago

desperation at its finest

0points

#58

8k For An Exploded Sti? What A Bargain

Final score:

13points

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Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

Code for “I tried to sell it for parts and it didn’t work.”

19points

Russian Otaku 6 years ago

Now with the sequel; went full r****d and tried to sell scrap for ludicrous price

1point

Inservio Letum 6 years ago

P.S. Price reflects the value of Mad Max Fury Road memorabilia

0points

ThatRandomMofo 6 years ago

fubar

0points

Maybeitsraining 6 years ago

Potential? I think not

0points

Biopithecus 6 years ago

Transformers Next Gen - changes from a car to a pile of scrap.

0points

moist. 6 years ago

Its honestly not abysmal the normal price for the car is over 20K

0points

MadMom 6 years ago

That'll buff out.

0points

#59

$90 For Mcdonald’s Dipping Sauce (Marked Down From $100)

Final score:

13points

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反社会的 6 years ago

"It's for the Sauce, Morty!"

16points

Blue Cicada 6 years ago

Grandpa Rick

0points

The Girl on Fire 6 years ago

Wasn't this some big internet thing? It's still a ridiculous price, but I know some people were going nuts over McDonald's discontinuing it or something

3points

keep America great (nocommies) 6 years ago

WORTH IT

1point

Erik Lawrence 6 years ago

Those were selling for much more.

1point

Bill 6 years ago

Some lady traded a Jetta for a vouple packs

0points

Russian Otaku 6 years ago

The worst thing about this is how r******d some people are... or just how rich and high they are that they bought that s**t for over 90 dollars during the height of the dumb fad

0points

#60

Why Buy A Switch When You Could Just Buy This Used Wii

Final score:

12points

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Parmeisan 6 years ago

I actually suspect that if you wanted all of those things, you'd have to do a lot of wandering around looking in game stores or p**n shops and in the end it would add up to not much lower than what this person is asking. It's just, you're not going to get lucky enough to find the one person in the world to whom this has that kind of value. You're going to get someone who wants a Wii and doesn't care about the Motion Plus or GameCube stuff and is willing to part with like $40 max because someone else will be selling a different Wii with controllers tomorrow.

6points

Just a Purpler 6 years ago

I mean I've got a wii with all that stuff... I'd just give it away tbh. never use it anymore haha

0points

⛵🍔 乃𝑜Ⓘ 👊🐳 6 years ago

No.....

1point

Flame Phoenix 6 years ago

I own one...

0points

Camil Gagnon 6 years ago

To be fair, the Wii is discontinued and now considered a collectors item.

0points

Shawn 6 years ago

By that logic everything will become a collector's item.

1point

反社会的 6 years ago

Don't hate on the Wii!

0points

#61

It's Just A Can Of Pepsi.

Final score:

12points

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Bookey 6 years ago

Some loony will buy this.

18points

Amaranthim Talon 6 years ago

Was going to say same thing

3points

Biopithecus 6 years ago

Did MJ drink from this? Di he touch it?? Did he even lay eyes on this can???

0points

moist. 6 years ago

its $200,000 now

0points

Mieke Sorée 6 years ago

I still have two unopened cans peach flavoured drinks from te History tour! Will those make me rich too???

0points

#62

How About You Pay Me $50 To Haul Your Trash Away?

Final score:

11points

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Lenka Smetanová 6 years ago

Some really stupid (and quite rich) cat would buy it 😂😂

11points

Bored Moogle 6 years ago

The grocery store near my house will give them away. Just go up there after they get a truck delivery and they'll give you as many as you want.

4points

#63

Hey Google: Put Out My Cigarette

Final score:

10points

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Peter Kelly 6 years ago

That is a burn form a certain type of cigarette... maybe explains the ad!

2points

Chicago Kitty 6 years ago

That carpet though, don't people vacuum?

2points

Naomi Armitage 6 years ago

You're asking someone who gets cigarette burns on their Google Mini fir sale to vacuum?

6points

Viki Banaszak 6 years ago

I vaccumed once, It was awful! RIP Grumpy Cat

2points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 6 years ago

I mean... did you really think THIS person would?

0points

Linda Something 6 years ago

Best caption!

0points

jevais 6 years ago

Why so many of the things for sell are so flithy? Has cleaning gone out of fashion?

0points

Biopithecus 6 years ago

Google is selling mini fir trees?

0points

K. LNU 6 years ago

Cyber Monday, got mine for $25. No cigarette burns. (Wonder where this person got theirs for $70... aren't these like $30 or so?)

0points

#64

Only $300 For A Box Fan And A Tote Full Of Ice

Final score:

10points

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kathryn stretton 6 years ago

It's electrifying !!

16points

Yettichild 6 years ago

That's called a swamp cooler.

4points

Jillian Dooley 6 years ago

Yup, I've got one sitting on my desk in front of me. Cost $20

1point

Sardonic Scribe 6 years ago

For WAY under $300 you could get a legit AC unit. Just say no to meth, kids.

3points

Joseph Brzezinski 6 years ago

Maybe he be better off using dry ice, much colder... (yes, I know it is frozen CO2, that's why it'd be funny...lol)

2points

Amaranthim Talon 6 years ago

Swamp cooler...

2points

Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago

At least they put some effort into it...not quite as outright-delusional as the others.

1point

BusLady 6 years ago

I read the description before I scrolled down. It was worse than I expected

0points

Peter Kelly 6 years ago

AC Unit...? Well at least all the correct letters are there...

0points

#65

Seems Legit...

Final score:

9points

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Peter Kelly 6 years ago

I would love to take him up on that, just to see his face when the jeweller lets him down gently...

10points

Bored Toadette 3 years ago

That was that i was thinking too😂

0points

Michelle Chevalier 6 years ago

Those fingernails...eeewwwww

2points

Pandemonium 6 years ago

IF it were alexandrite, (doubtful) he should have included a photo of it in the sunlight. Then it would be emerald in color. Emerald by day, ruby by night. I feel bad if he really got it as payment bc it's probably just your standard birthstone...otherwise he'd have some serious money on his hands and wouldn't NEED to sell it online 😂😂

1point

Alia G. 6 years ago

Aww, they sound like a lovely person though

1point

Pryjmaty 6 years ago

IF ...a big IF...that is really alexandrite, dude just may have quite a bank account in his nasty hands. https://www.gemsociety.org/article/alexandrite-jewelry-and-gemstone-information/

0points