Hilarious Twitter Thread Of Things People Would Steal To Mildly Inconvenience Their Victims (30 Pics)

Whose house HASN'T she been to???

Mine too, can’t seem to get rid of her.

Ah ha!! A great mystery has been solved!!

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is the same person that takes half pairs of socks.

Mine, too. LOL

I don’t think she swapped the lids in my house. Just stole half the lids and half of the containers. Not matching lids and containers either.

So helpful!

I did this because my father-in-law gets inside of everything.

I... love that. I don't know why, but that's awesome.

What is your favorite novel?

I might just steal that.

That's great! I use anatomy terms, with some letters and symbols swapped out (for instance, @ for a.)

You can change your WiFi password??!!

You are an evil genius!

respect

If you log in to Netflix on a browser, you get options to remove things from your watched list. It should act as though you've never seen it. However it shouldn't still be showing as not finished if you went back in to watch the end, so no guarantees I suppose. Anyway, once you're in, click your account image in the top-right, then choose "Account". (I had to click the Netflix logo in the top-left first.) Under "My Profile" you should see "Viewing Activity". Now on the far right of each item there's a "hide" icon (like the No Smoking symbol but without a cigarette). Good luck!

Could you not just go onto said movie and fastforward it to the end so it shows as finished?

Select the film, and in the bottom left choices it will say remove from list!

Yes please someone do I have the same problem! Also my siblings watch stupid stuff on my account

What’s wrong with putting the movie on to finish while you’re in another room (or sleeping?) (Though Netflix has an option these days to remove those, I’m wondering why you spent so long being irritated when you coulda simply done as I suggested in the first sentence?)

If you forget the film, Netflix will start recommending it. Just skip to a few minutes before the end and let it play out. (You can turn it on before you go for a shower.)

You broke the 8th amendment of the usa

wait what did i comment?

I had a similar story with a friend of mine back when we used to do reenactment - WWII. We used to remove the original labels from the cans and replace them with printouts of old ones from that era to make our camp as authentic as possible. The proper way to do it is one label at a time. This friend was a bit absent minded at that moment, so he peeled about 10 cans of almost the exact size before realising what he has done, piling the cans together and sadly sighing: Welp, and now I have no idea where the spam is and where the peaches are...

And put them in the carton in a really random order. They'd either have to go through and check all of them or be surprised at random intervals.