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If you've ever had the pleasure of living with a sleep-talker, you probably know how hilarious (or even creepy) the things they say tend to be. But probably the most intriguing and strange thing about this whole concept is that, to this day, doctors and psychologists still don't have much information on what it is and why some people are prone to engage in it.

However, the lack of knowledge surrounding the topic of sleep-talking doesn't make it any less funny—various popular forums, online groups, and social media platforms are full of folks sharing and discussing the best and most hilarious sleep-talking stories they've been lucky enough to encounter. Knowing that, we took the matter into our own hands to scan the interwebs and make a list out of the ones that have the most potential to crack you up.

With that being said, Bored Panda invites you to look through some of the most hilarious sleep-talking stories people shared online. And as always, don't forget to vote for the entries you liked the most and share your own stories in the comment section!

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    Edgar Rops
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to my wife, I once sat upright in bed, raised the index finger and declared "I shall petition the E!" I am a lawyer, so yes, occupational dreams can be quite vivid

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is endearing that he still cares, even in his sleep.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ”I DONT WANNA BE A CHICKEN”- this persons child 2021

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I woke up convinced I’d lost my arm because it was completely numb from me sleeping on it.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can somebody show me a picture of mice with tiny hands...?

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    AlmightyOne
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember having a dream in which there was a dog who attacked my mother. I did not see the dog, as in the dream I was not there for the event, but in my dream Mom, although unhurt, told me that a dog had attacked her. Right before I drifted out of that dream, I saw a large pitbull/boxer mixed breed a murmured "dog? What dog?" As the dog just calmly walked up a hiking trail towards us (we were in the mountains in the dream). When I woke up to no dog I was understandably very confused, and Mom, who had overheard me muttering in my sleep since we were in the same room staying at my aunt's house, was equally so.

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    Elaine Mattingly
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He broke my 100 year old stained glass church window during a nightmare. Hurt his leg too.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleep talking is weird and it’s a thing I do. I used to sleep with my sister, and she said in my sleep I talked to her. I would say “ Mira Mira Mira Mira “ all over again. One time, I started sobbing in my sleep saying “ the money, the money” 😑

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    Elaine Mattingly
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's cute. The most adventursome I was when I called from the store to ask why I was there in my PJ's. I had driven there! From then on if I went outside my husband checked to make sure I was awake.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Them" might have not been the demons... it could have been a galloping herd of tacos. Just pointing out the obvious.

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