If you've ever had the pleasure of living with a sleep-talker, you probably know how hilarious (or even creepy) the things they say tend to be. But probably the most intriguing and strange thing about this whole concept is that, to this day, doctors and psychologists still don't have much information on what it is and why some people are prone to engage in it.

However, the lack of knowledge surrounding the topic of sleep-talking doesn't make it any less funny—various popular forums, online groups, and social media platforms are full of folks sharing and discussing the best and most hilarious sleep-talking stories they've been lucky enough to encounter. Knowing that, we took the matter into our own hands to scan the interwebs and make a list out of the ones that have the most potential to crack you up.

With that being said, Bored Panda invites you to look through some of the most hilarious sleep-talking stories people shared online. And as always, don't forget to vote for the entries you liked the most and share your own stories in the comment section!

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Iris Post
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1 month ago

🤣🤣🤣

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Zophra
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1 month ago

Hope you're giving good tips for his service. (wink.wink.) :)

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Iris Post
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1 month ago

Why in the heck of the world

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Iris Post
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1 month ago

oml

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Iris Post
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1 month ago

I am legit confused

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Red
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1 month ago

Who was the right man for the job then..?

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Iris Post
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1 month ago

But wHy?

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Iris Post
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1 month ago

Nobody-

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BlueBlaze
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1 month ago

Ouch

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Zophra
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1 month ago

Well, this is just hurtful, even if she was asleep. No creature as majestic and wonderful as a cat deserves the harsh moniker of a dead vegetable. Hurtful.

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Red
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1 month ago

Whos coming for me..... should i bring my knife?

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Iris Post
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1 month ago

People are confusion

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Iris Post
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1 month ago

rEeEeE noOOo not da elephants MOMMYYYY

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Sofiia Melnikova
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1 month ago

Naww, i put in the washing machine and MY wishes didnt come true

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Abigail Nagel
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1 month ago

oh no!

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Zophra
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1 month ago

looking for "coconuts"... sure....

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Iris Post
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1 month ago

😐

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Iris Post
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1 month ago

🤣

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Zophra
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1 month ago

Now a cat... that seems like a good choice

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Martin Kaine
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1 month ago

He's right.

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Abigail Nagel
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1 month ago

LOL

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Elaine Mattingly
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1 month ago

Good one!

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Joseph Krauter
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1 month ago

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i'm using this!!! thank you so much, you've made my day

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Zophra
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1 month ago

I'd hold out forgiving him for that hard kick...

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Abigail Nagel
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1 month ago

did he finish building the chair?

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Iris Post
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1 month ago

bUt mE liKe bReAd

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Red
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1 month ago

Well did he read the music?

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Zophra
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1 month ago

The poor US postal service is downtrodden once again...

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Abigail Nagel
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1 month ago

once my sister randomly yelled my name at night...we were both quite young at the time, and I do not remember that. neither does she.

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Zophra
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1 month ago

I would like to know too.... And is there also a taco trap?

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Red
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1 month ago

Can somebody show me a picture of mice with tiny hands...?

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catslave6
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1 month ago

LOL

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Iris Post
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1 month ago

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I ThOuGhT iT wAs tOmMy dA tRaiN

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Zophra
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1 month ago

This is a lose-lose situation.

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Elaine Mattingly
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1 month ago

Precious.

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Iris Post
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1 month ago

Sleep talking is weird and it’s a thing I do. I used to sleep with my sister, and she said in my sleep I talked to her. I would say “ Mira Mira Mira Mira “ all over again. One time, I started sobbing in my sleep saying “ the money, the money” 😑

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Elaine Mattingly
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1 month ago

That's cute. The most adventursome I was when I called from the store to ask why I was there in my PJ's. I had driven there! From then on if I went outside my husband checked to make sure I was awake.

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Iris Post
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1 month ago

That’s sad

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Sofiia Melnikova
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1 month ago

Oh no!

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Zophra
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1 month ago

"Them" might have not been the demons... it could have been a galloping herd of tacos. Just pointing out the obvious.

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