Valentine’s Day is nearly here! For many of us this means joy and romance, but for others it is simply a reminder of how lonely and undesirable they are. And of course there are plenty of people who think that the whole thing is a fake, materialistic day for gullible people who can’t think for themselves and need cues on how and when to act.

What we have here are cynical, single people who know it, own it and deal with it in the best possible way, with humor! We here at Bored Panda have put together a list of the darkest and most hilariously self-deprecating tweets about being single that we could find. Because why should single life be a drag? So if you are single this Valentine’s Day, and do feel a little low about it, check out the list below and have a chuckle, coz you’re certainly not alone!

#1

Single-People-Tweets

pandamusk Report

Mimis Nachbarin
Community Member
3 years ago

That needs more upvotes! Or is it only pandamusk and me...

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#2

Single-People-Tweets

pinupteacher Report

Nikki D
Community Member
3 years ago

Why would you want humans when pets are right there? *Snuggles dog*

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#3

Single-People-Tweets

DottyThorpe Report

Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Hahahahaha, genius!! :D

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#4

Single-People-Tweets

RuthePhoenix Report

Shruti Naik
Community Member
3 years ago

Sweet. Tell me how it goes!

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#5

Single People Tweets

msdanifernandez Report

Jiří Schindler
Community Member
3 years ago

If you do not love your language, why should I love you?

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#6

Single-People-Tweets

RobinMcCauley Report

aurora.australis
Community Member
3 years ago

When you and your equally single bestfriend start hating the same person

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#7

Single-People-Tweets

JasMoneyRecords Report

Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

:D:D:D

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#8

Single-People-Tweets

RidiculousSheri Report

Aqua Sky
Community Member
3 years ago

When the friend zone really hits you hard

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#9

Single People Tweets

AngelaBrisk Report

DannyG
Community Member
3 years ago

We'll at least you don't have to deal with the shit from other persons.

DannyG
Community Member
3 years ago

Smartphone autocorrection 1:0 me We'll = Well ;)

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Carol Williams
Community Member
3 years ago

I've heard the bowl is a total slut though...

Yvonne Blau
Community Member
3 years ago

Yeah, she's totally into golden showers

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Maggie Collins
Community Member
3 years ago

OMG I just busted a gut laughing when I read this, brilliant!

Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

still makes me remember one time i goes in a drugstore to buy Suppository for my kid and they were 2 cute Young girl in front of me who bought condom... i look my stuff... i look their... not the same

Aqua Sky
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm single and I deal with shitty situations. every. single. day.

Jim Macain
Community Member
3 years ago

I 'm here waitting for you!!

Jermaine lee Amponsah
Community Member
3 years ago

true hahahahaha

Luna
Community Member
3 years ago

On a positive note,the EXIT is very close,should anyone want to break up from the "engagement" ;)

Arindam Bhattacharjee
Community Member
3 years ago

I swear I'm not lying but Sunday I had this exact scenario in a restaurant, would you be my valentine Angela ?

Natalie Hunt
Community Member
3 years ago

This.... should be up here...:)

victoria kurasinski
Community Member
3 years ago

I do not have a Valentine :(

Elise Mon
Community Member
3 years ago

lol

Dianimal
Community Member
2 years ago

Probably regrets not taking the EXIT a couple feet away :)

Milena Matic
Community Member
3 years ago

I just love this!

Diana Sitepu
Community Member
3 years ago

😢

Dog Lover
Community Member
3 years ago

Seen written on a women's toilet cubicle once; Men are like toilets. Sometimes they're available, sometimes they're engaged and other times they're full of shit.

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#10

Single-People-Tweets

p_smithson Report

Elise Mon
Community Member
3 years ago

ouch .. burns 2 times

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#11

Single-People-Tweets

ticklemelili Report

Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh that would have hurt badly

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#12

Single-People-Tweets

rhysjamesy Report

Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

hahahahaha

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#13

Single-People-Tweets

Tamashay Report

Elise Mon
Community Member
3 years ago

i can related to this

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#14

Single-People-Tweets

notittryagain Report

Nikki D
Community Member
3 years ago

This should have been #1

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#15

Single-People-Tweets

singleprob Report

Chyppa Homer
Community Member
3 years ago

No bait on the hook. Just saying...

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#16

Single-People-Tweets

ethiopienne Report

Asia
Community Member
3 years ago

So true...

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#17

Single-People-Tweets

Maaahyyy Report

Elise Mon
Community Member
3 years ago

i need this

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#18

Single-People-Tweets

VitorForte Report

Giorgio Prodoti
Community Member
3 years ago

at least they can't stood you up

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#19

Single-People-Tweets

chanelpuke Report

just a thought!
Community Member
3 years ago

Stop loafing around and you'll be fine...😂😂

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#20

Single-People-Tweets

helenadonahue Report

Elise Mon
Community Member
3 years ago

you worth it

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#21

Single-People-Tweets

tinatbh Report

chris gill
Community Member
3 years ago

who is the dad?

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#22

Single-People-Tweets

MichaelJTiberi Report

Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Fair enough :D

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#23

Single-People-Tweets

ltsTina Report

ItsYaBoi
Community Member
3 years ago

Then you kill it and start a villainous life alone and you'll be forever alone and this is getting too depressed

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#24

Single-People-Tweets

bobvulfov Report

Nikki D
Community Member
3 years ago

Me: oh so this is where you take all your dates?

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#25

Single-People-Tweets

LilGlolita Report

Nikki D
Community Member
3 years ago

What a rollercoaster

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#26

Single-People-Tweets

buhsbaby_baby Report

Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

This is worst kind of rejection IMO

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#27

Single-People-Tweets

tsumealphawolf Report

Nikki D
Community Member
3 years ago

Picture it. A Best Western in 2008.....

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#28

Single-People-Tweets

thedrunkjake Report

Shruti Naik
Community Member
3 years ago

coz pizza trumps everything

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#29

Single-People-Tweets

BoobsRadley Report

Asia
Community Member
3 years ago

It's funny but sometimes I think exactly like that. But then I laugh at myself. But then I don't.

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#30

Single-People-Tweets

meganamram Report

Agnes Jekyll
Community Member
3 years ago

hilarious!

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