Valentine’s Day is nearly here! For many of us this means joy and romance, but for others it is simply a reminder of how lonely and undesirable they are. And of course there are plenty of people who think that the whole thing is a fake, materialistic day for gullible people who can’t think for themselves and need cues on how and when to act.
What we have here are cynical, single people who know it, own it and deal with it in the best possible way, with humor! We here at Bored Panda have put together a list of the darkest and most hilariously self-deprecating tweets about being single that we could find. Because why should single life be a drag? So if you are single this Valentine’s Day, and do feel a little low about it, check out the list below and have a chuckle, coz you’re certainly not alone!
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When you and your equally single bestfriend start hating the same person
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
It was only when I stopped trying to date (personals, matchmakers) and learned to be comfortable and happy by myself that I met someone I've been happily married to for over 20 years. Singles, find things that you can do by yourself that will make you happy. Don't depend on someone else to 'make you happy'.
#19 stole this from Eddie Izzard's "Dressed to Kill" gig.
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
It was only when I stopped trying to date (personals, matchmakers) and learned to be comfortable and happy by myself that I met someone I've been happily married to for over 20 years. Singles, find things that you can do by yourself that will make you happy. Don't depend on someone else to 'make you happy'.
#19 stole this from Eddie Izzard's "Dressed to Kill" gig.