Valentine’s Day is nearly here! For many of us this means joy and romance, but for others it is simply a reminder of how lonely and undesirable they are. And of course there are plenty of people who think that the whole thing is a fake, materialistic day for gullible people who can’t think for themselves and need cues on how and when to act.


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What we have here are cynical, single people who know it, own it and deal with it in the best possible way, with humor! We here at Bored Panda have put together a list of the darkest and most hilariously self-deprecating tweets about being single that we could find. Because why should single life be a drag? So if you are single this Valentine’s Day, and do feel a little low about it, check out the list below and have a chuckle, coz you’re certainly not alone!

#1

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pandamusk Report

Mimis Nachbarin 1 week ago

That needs more upvotes! Or is it only pandamusk and me...

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#2

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pinupteacher Report

Aqua Sky 1 week ago

I'm gonna be that old lady who lives with 99 cats... I don't even like cats that much.

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#3

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Lara B. 1 week ago

Hahahahaha, genius!! :D

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#5

Single People Tweets

msdanifernandez Report

Lomion 1 week ago

All my life is an internal fight: the infuriating desire to correct spelling versus the desire to have at least a couple of friends...

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#6

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RobinMcCauley Report

aurora.australis 1 week ago

When you and your equally single bestfriend start hating the same person

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#8

Single People Tweets

AngelaBrisk Report

DannyG 1 week ago

We'll at least you don't have to deal with the shit from other persons.

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#10

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Hamdhaan Hassan 1 week ago

next year you can ask her to be the mother of your kids

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