In a world that’s in a constant state of change, you can never stop learning. That’s why many of us are always hungry for tasty knowledge bites and nibbles of information to help us better navigate our surroundings. However, as much as it is easy to be amazed by what humanity and nature are capable of, there’s also a darker side we often overlook.
So quite recently, Redditor RefrigeratorDry495 decided to learn more about it and reached out to AskReddit to start up a thread about simple yet incredibly disturbing and scary facts. People from far and wide rolled up their sleeves and started typing out responses that really are not for the faint of heart.
From creepy stuff about our past to alarmingly unsettling statistics, we at Bored Panda handpicked some of the most popular answers from the thread. So if you’re ready to witness how real life can be far more terrifying than fiction, continue scrolling and share your thoughts with us in the comments! A small note of warning, though, some of these facts can seem a bit overwhelming, so if you’re in great need of something lighter, take a look at our recent post full of wholesome stories right here.
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Sharks have been around for at least 420 million years, meaning they have survived four of the “big five” mass extinctions. That makes them older than humanity, older than Mount Everest, older than dinosaurs, older even than trees. Yet we could potentially see them extinct in our lifetime
Nooo I finally managed to keep that song from randomly running through my head and now it's stuck in there again
Load More Replies...It was a sad moment when I realised that an impressive fact gets overshadowed by giggling over 420
It’s literally just a fricking joke that why the number 420 is in there and the real number is 684
Load More Replies...Tunitas Beach near where I live is nicknamed "Don't Eat Us Beach" because we leave the great white sharks alone. I've seen bloody waves, indicating a shark just fed and that's how it should be. Look, don't touch.
This is a catastrophe. Apex predators like sharks are extremely important to the environment.
Had one appear next to my kayak while in the water off of the Tahitian Islands. It was longer than my kayak, and I was a good distance from shore, but I turned that boat around and hit the shoreline at breakneck speed.
We really are vermin aren't we? Shark fin soup? What? Shame shame shame.
If a biological trait is common in almost every human, then it evolved for a reason. Almost everybody has the same response to the "uncanny valley," or in other words we are made uncomfortable by things that look almost human but not quite. This implies humans once had a reason to fear something that looks human but isn't.
^this. No dark, scary secret here, corpses spread diseases and we evolved a response to stay away from them.
Load More Replies...Yeah, this one is pretty easily explainable. It's sort of the opposite of pareidolia - the brain's tendency to assign meaning to patterns. Which is why we can find "faces" in inanimate objects (like car headlights and knots in trees). With animatronics, dolls, etc, we see a realistic looking face, but something is missing. Something doesn't fit the pattern. And I don't think most people would describe it as terrifying (unless you have an actual phobia in this area). It's just unsettling or creepy.
Exactly. Not absurd conspiracies here. Simply avoiding ill or insane people who could be dangerous
Load More Replies...Not really. It's more to do with corpses than creatures. We evolved to get that uncanny valley feeling when we look at a corpse and the urge to stay away with some disease can be caught from corpses.
Load More Replies...More like it's built into our DNA to 'fear' defects that skew from what we recognize as a normal, healthy human.
In South America we call those things politicians, and I´m scared of them
Other hominids... diseased.... strangers... corpses... lots of reasons.
Egyptian mummies wouldn’t be so rare today if the Victorian British hadn’t eaten most of them.
They also burned them as fuel, especially in Egypt. Short on firewood? Burn the lovingly-preserved bodies of ancient locals. Colonialists were crappy people.
Since the 12th century, Europeans had been eating Egyptian mummies as medicine. In later centuries unmummified corpses were passed off as mummy medicine, and eventually some Europeans no longer cared whether the bodies they were ingesting had been mummified or not.
The Midnight Library podcast have just released an episode about corpse medicine if anyone wants to learn more :)
What blows my mind is how these Victorian weirdos are still mimicked today. Wish folx would emulate the Enlightenment period instead.
Load More Replies...Definitely not worse then consuming parts of elephants/tigers/lions/rhino's etc etc[like we still do now as humans] for medicinal or artistic purposes.
Wasn't just Britain. And I think more of them went into paint than people's stomachs. But yeah we destroyed a whole load because humans are assholes.
If there’s one thing that never ceases to amaze us, it's the amount of knowledge in the world. We can spend a lifetime trying to make sense of our surroundings by gathering new information every chance we get. One additional perk is that we get to spice up dull conversations and come up with new brilliant ideas to make this planet just a tad better.
More often than not, however, we applaud and celebrate the technological breakthroughs that we humans manage to create and also the mesmerizing beauty of the natural world. Let’s be honest, the disturbing and scary facts about real life may catch our attention, but they’re bound to send shivers down our spines. Sure, it’s better to be safe than sorry, but who really wants to know about massive super volcanos or missing nuclear weapons that have never been recovered? That's nightmare material right there.
You have no way of really knowing if everyone experiences reality and consciousness the same way you do.
We don’t all experience color the same so I would say no we don’t ! Actually when I think about the conversation I had with my mom just yesterday I know we don’t experience reality the same and we are just 2 people !
This is late, but my psychologist told me that I see colors differently than the rest of the world.
Load More Replies...They don't, it's proven by how people can have disorders and not realize it, thinking that it's just how EVERYONE is.
Time is thought to be a 4th dimension, the three we can experience are height, length and width, different movement experiences. But if time was that 4th dimension, and we could experience it, we could move back and forward in time as easily as walking a few steps forward. You never know, there may be celestial beings out there that can experience the 4th dimension.
We do experience time. That doesn't mean that we can walk in our choice of directions. For that, you might want to experience the fourth dimension as material and the fifth dimension as time.
Load More Replies...I'm not sure this is true or just an urban legend, as you could compare brain structures and brain activity when exposed to specific stimuli. There's no reason to assume someone experiences reality vastly different than you if your hardwiring and reaction to stimuli is statistically comparable.
I have dysosmia. My reality is very different than others.
Load More Replies...Wrong. Some people, unlike me, are synaesthetic. Therefore I know for a fact that not everyone experiences reality the same way I do.
But you have no way of knowing what their reality is like...
Load More Replies...When I was a kid I always wondered if colors were the same for everyone or if they were completely different but since we all called them the same thing no one knew. I don't know if that makes any sense. hah
But nobody seems to realize this when they criticize someone else's point of view.
Statistically speaking, if you are a woman and get murdered, it was most likely by a family member, partner or ex-partner, in your own home.
If you are a man and get murdered, it was most likely by an acquaintance or stranger, in a public place.
I watch a lot of true crime, and when a woman gets murdered it's actually surprising when it turns out NOT to be the boyfriend/husband.
My ex and I made a "no murdering pact" half a lifetime ago. Three decades and four meanwhile grown-up kids, we STILL do Sunday brunch, and haven't killed each other. Yet. 😏😉
This is why as a woman I refuse to be pushed into fear of things like travelling solo. I've spent a year living in Japan by myself, travelled across the world to various places by myself, used to jog in the evenings in London by myself; and so many people have tried to scare me. "Oh you're so brave!" No! I just know statistically that I'm more likely to be murdered in my own home by a boyfriend or family. I take precautions when I travel and pay attention to red flags- do you do the same with your relationships?
Unfortunately, if every woman was honest about red flags, there would even be less to choose from than there is. If being a lesbian was a choice, there would be a lot more happy lesbians.
Load More Replies...Men are literally the most dangerous thing women face. We need to change this. Men need permission to actually have feelings and be taught that women aren't objects. Women need to be taught that they aren't responsible for anyone else's behavior. Of course, this is a gross over simplification, both in terms of gender and the issues. But think about it. Most women are killed by someone who claims to love them.
Yeah, you really nailed it. When you're taught from childhood to suppress your emotions and never ask for help because that makes you "weak", why should anyone be surprised that you might end up doing so to the point that you explode? So many of the guys who do these horrible things do them because the only emotion they feel comfortable showing is anger, and they have so much c**p they've been keeping buried to an unhealthy degree that they blow up in a frenzy of sickening violence and aggression - and it's usually the women in their lives who suffer the consequences. And when these guys are also not raised to view women as human beings but as objects to conquer and possess, it gets even worse.
Load More Replies...Every time I read this or remember it I always give my husband the side eye. Wondering how to say, “Hey, btw, if you ever want to leave, you can do so, no need to kill me…” 😂 I’m sure there are other reasons men might want to murder their wives, but for some reason I think for him it would be because he’s stuck with me. 🤷♀️
Of course it's going to be an acquaintance or a stranger what else could it possibly be??????
The alternative would be a family member, partner or ex-partner, like it's listed for women. Basically, women are most likely to get murdered by someone they are or were extremely close to, as opposed to men.
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Maximum part of oxygen came from sea/oceans. But people always talks about protecting trees not sea/oceans.
If i am not mistaken (correct me if i am) algae and corrals do most of the work converting Carbon dioxide to oxygen
Not corals, but yes to algae. Most of the world's oceans are and always have been nearly dead, due to a lack of minerals; you need more than just water and carbon dioxide to form plant life. So one proposal to reverse global warming would be to provide minerals to the open oceans. But that is such a crapshot with so many unforeseeable consequences, no-one really talks about it.
Load More Replies...I thought we want to save trees because they sequestered carbon dioxide tho?
They sequester carbon, the oxygen is released back to the atmosphere.
Load More Replies...Yes. Trees, unlike blue-green algae, also respire, so their net oxygen output is around zero.
It's not that respire (they do). It's that they die, fall, and decay (due chiefly to fungi), returning their carbon to the atmospheric environment. Algae respire just like trees, but when they die, they often descend to the depths, or are eaten by animals which descend to the depths.
Load More Replies...yes billions of years ago the ancestors of plants converted the atmosphere to a reducing one by transforming most of the available CO2 to oxygen. so most photosynthesis takes place in the oceans. back then it was evolutionary/biological warfare so life evolved to process oxygen for energy. aerobic/anerobic and photosynthesis still drive the majority of life to this day.
But it looks like turning a blind eye to the uneasy side of life is not that easy. You see, there’s one thing we humans are wired to do — seek out the gloom. As daunting as that may sound, we have this tendency to give more significance to negative thoughts than positive or neutral ones, something the experts call the negativity bias.
Rick Hanson, Ph.D., psychologist and author of Hardwiring Happiness, explained that humans evolved to be fearful, and it helped keep us alive. "This vulnerability to feeling threatened has effects at many levels, ranging from individuals, couples, and families, to schoolyards, organizations and nations," he wrote and stressed how important it is to be aware of how our brains become wary if we want to regain some amount control in the way we perceive the world.
the world invests more money in viagra and botox than in the study of Alzheimer
Are you suggesting that the world is hard and expressionless when it comes to Alzheimer's research?
Strange comparison, the world also spends more money on cars and bread than Alzheimer’s research.
And net income from the sales of bulk products like Viagra are also funding the R&D actions of the pharmaceutical companies
Load More Replies...I've always known they put more money into things that don't save lives but nobody has found a cure for cancer or other chronic illnesses like depression, diabetes, tourette's, etc. I have multiple chronic illnesses so this is something I think about often.
Of course. And charges ridiculous amounts for insulin, yet gives out narcan for free !!!!!!1!
These comments are surprisingly unkind for BP. I'd have thought at least some people would have known that almost all pharmaceuticals have off label uses. Viagara works by dilating the arteries and increasing blood flow. There are MANY conditions that it treats. Hypertension, congestive heart failure, infertility (aids in growth of uterine lining), Reynaud's Disease, diminished lung function. Botox is not just a cosmetic product. It's been FDA approved for treating chronic migraine disorder for well over a decade. It also has given me back my life. Only treatment in 21 years that has significantly improved my condition and I've been on literally every class of medication. Botox is also approved for hyperhidrosis (excessive sweating) and for anxiety disorder. So, no. The priority is not just erections and wrinkle-free faces.
Moving back the start time for school in an area resulted in 70% less car accidents. Similarly at each daylight saving, heart attacks and accidents decrease with an hour of extra sleep and increase with an hour less of sleep. Sleep is crazy important.
Moving back the start time would mean less sleep though right? ..I'm just confused on that part because it resulted in less accidents when school was earlier but similarly the extra hours sleep meant less heart attacks and accidents..sleep is important but wouldn't you be losing sleep if the school run was earlier ?
Moving it back means to move it to a later time. Say 10am instead of 9am, so you can sleep until 7am instead of 6am. Just don't change the time you go to bed, obviously.
Load More Replies...Using adverbs like 'back' to describe time is confusing. 'Earlier' and 'later' are more precise.
*Me who slept like 3 hours last night* yep, sleep is very important and I totally understand that
Psychologists even stated your brain isnt fully functional until 8-9am. Schools starting at 7am (at least by me) is damaging to the mind
Teenagers need much more sleep than they get. I'll never understand why high school starts so early in most of the US.
I totally agree with starting school at 10, and ending at 3, that's all that is needed, but honest question here; Why can't they go to bed earlier? You know if school started at 10 that teenagers would sleep until 9 anyway.
Load More Replies...My daughter's school starts at 10 on Mondays. It's the best thing ever. (They open at the same time for those whose parents work early, but they just play until 10.)
They are trying to keep us trapped in “ daylight saving time” forever here in the good ol USA ! And nobody is protesting this bull$hit ! And when I talk about it to people no one seems to think it’s a big deal ! My whole life is a mess for that few months I have to wake up an hour earlier ! How does no one care ?
I mean California passed prop 7 like 3 years ago so we could do away with the time change but we still can't do much about it (yay America's ability to sh!t about fu¢k all without a million legislative speed bumps.) The senate approved the Sunshine Protection act this year to keep DST permanent. As long as we stop the time change, things will be better. You can prefer DST or standard...I literally don't care. We just need to keep things consistent for myriad of reasons.
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Cotard's syndrome, also called "walking corpse syndrome," is a condition wherein the patient believes they are dead, dying, missing parts of their bodies, or don't exist.
Some people with Cotard's syndrome may stop speaking or eating since they believe they're dead.
Oh yeah, wasn't she the one who murdered her friend and then ended up in an oxygen tent? It's been a while since I watched that show.
Load More Replies...I had a friend who got Cotard's Syndrome after he ate a bunch of chicken skin and thought he blew out his insides.
Is he still alive? Does the Cotard Syndrom last for the rest of your life?
Load More Replies...I wonder how many people have been accurately diagnosed with it.
This is just 10 cases but interesting to read ... https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/50197/plight-living-dead-10-case-reports-cotard%E2%80%99s-syndrome
Load More Replies...Hanson stated that the nervous system has been evolving for 600 million years. "Our ancestors had to make a critical decision many times a day: approach a reward or avoid a hazard,” he wrote. People had to find food, have children, and hide from predators to survive and avoid threats.
However, if our ancestors missed out on food one day, they could easily find some more the next. But if they failed to dodge potential dangers, they didn't get the chance to pass on their genes to future generations. "Consequently, your body generally reacts more intensely to negative stimuli than to equally strong positive ones," Hanson explained.
You can condition someone with zero personal/family history of mental illness into having some very severe mental illnesses within about a week.
And unfortunately that same illness someone got in a week could take years, if ever, to reverse
Load More Replies...I’m not surprised at this. Think of all victims of abuse who can’t leave their partners. A lot of them are made to believe that they are crazy.
Gas lighting is horrific for this .. to this DAY, even though an actual professional told me “you are being abused , here is the proof, here is more proof , you are STILL being abused” and I could even start seeing the patterns myself I STILL have doubts all the time that I’m just crazy .. ( and due to marrying into a rich and powerful family and away from my supports and family everyone in the community ALSO believes this as a result of a very successful smear campaign )
Load More Replies...My MIL did this to my husband because he had the nerve to get his own life, get married, and have a baby. 10 years ago we moved across the country and we cut off all contact with her 9 years ago. He has been working, tirelessly, for 9 years to heal and he is finally, finally in a healthy place for the first time in his life. His mother will die alone and miserable and she deserves every single drop of that pain and misery.
At the start of the pandemic I heard so many harrowing news broadcasts saying that depression and anxiety were at an all-time high even in people who had no history of mental illness. I wonder if we are going to have some odd collective trauma after all that we have been through they past 2+ years...
The past two years have been rough and we are seeing the effects with the increase in total lack of impulse control in many people.
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The entire planet could be immediately destroyed by any one of a number of cosmic events that we have no way of seeing or stopping like rogue black holes.
Worse...there are some events we can very much see coming, but do absolutely nothing about.
Like killing Earth. Last I knew of we can't just move to another planet.
We aren't killing the earth, were destroying an eco system that sustains life as we know it. The earth has been here for billions of years and will be here for billions more after the last human is a distant memory. Short of blasting this glorious rock apart there's little lasting damage we can inflict.
Load More Replies...The statistics of the Earth coming into contact with a rouge black hole are very unlikely. Say you swam in the ocean non stop for fifteen years. a shark was put into the water for one second in these fifteen years. it is more likely to be bitten by that shark than Earth to come into contact with a black hole.
Does Putin being an arsehole count as a "cosmic event". Just feels a tad more likely that's all.
That's true, we would rather make life possible on Mars than prevent Earth from dying.
I also like to have first one, something quick and what I don't see coming.
Load More Replies...It's probably better if we don't know about it, it's not like we can stop it from happening.
I read somewhere ( don’t remember where) that you are more likely to be bitten by someone in New York than to be bitten by a shark.
Also, you are more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark...
You’re more likely to be bitten by a DOMESTIC PIG than bitten by a shark
Does this mean that when in New York, you're more likely to be bitten by a person than a shark, or does it mean that you're more likely to be bitten by someone in New York than bitten by a shark at all?
If you don't go to New York, and surf in the ocean everyday, I bet that is not accurate.
"The alarm bell of your brain — the amygdala (you’ve got two of these little almond-shaped regions, one on either side of your head) — uses many of its neurons to look for bad news: it’s primed to go negative in most people," the psychologist continued. "Once it sounds the alarm, negative events and experiences get quickly stored in memory — in contrast to positive events and experiences, which are not prioritized in the same way."
But while this is a great way to pass on gene copies, our quality of life has been improving significantly and proving we don’t actually need to feel afraid or anxious all of the time. To lead a healthy and fulfilling life, we need to better grasp this tendency to focus on the negativities and understand that things are usually not as bad. So if you’re feeling overwhelmed by all the discomforting things around you, try to pay attention to what’s in front of you.
Yellowstone is a giant super volcano. If it blows, things on this planet will go really bad really fast.
Is there any geologist here? How many super volcanoes do exist on the Earth?
20 known, but only 8 or so are still considered active. Yellowstone caldera is also over due for an eruption according to the historical evidence.
Load More Replies...The good thing is that geologists study this volcano and there are no signs that a large eruption will happen any time soon.
I live in Maryland; I heard that the ashes would still be falling here. Even Salt Lake City would be completely destroyed.
Even if you lived in Maryland, you wouldn't survive a Yellowstone mass eruption.
Load More Replies...I probably sound dumb but I always wondered why there has never been a developed way to release the pressure safely that causes earthquakes. We do know where the fault lines are and we do understand the physics behind them.
Really bad?? How about life on Earth ending completely!! The caldera under Yellowstone is almost as big as the park itself!! That’s about 120 Million Mount St. Helens!! If the original shock blast didn’t get you, which would probably travel from Wyoming to Eastern Iowa (about 700 miles), then the heat wave might!! That would probably get to Omaha!! After all that, then the ash cloud would cover the whole Earth within a couple of days and black out the Sun for years!! If you didn’t choke to death on the ash, then the Earth would be plunged into an ICE AGE!!
At least being all the way over in Australia I'll have a moment to grab popcorn...
Every time you move your eyes from one spot to another, you go blind for the instant your eyes are moving. It’s called “Saccadic masking”, it’s an evolutionary trait to stop us from getting motion sick. Your brain fills in the blank spot with whatever you end up looking at and context clues. It’s why when you first look at a clock, the second hand seems to take longer to click the first time
That makes so much sense! It must be why I get motion sickness when watching people play video games... I never knew that before. Not sure it's scary, though - seems like something to be grateful for.
Ever tried a rear cam on the car? No chance of me parking with that thing.
Load More Replies...I have always noticed the second hand phenomenon. Now it makes sense.
Ohhh, THAT'S why that happens! This isn't scary, it's intersting and helpful.
Wait.... I thought that's how you tell you're in a dream. (Good thing I work behind a desk!)
A science fiction author, Spider Robinson, used that as a way to keep paparazzi from taking pictures of the rich & famous. It can be found in his book titled The Free Lunch.
Isn’t it also why spokes on a wheel seem to go backwards at high speeds or is that something else similar?
Chimps don't attack to kill. Instead they aim for the genitals, face, and fingers and will leave the opponent alive.
There have been many people who have owned chimps who have turned on their owners and left them incredibly disfigured. One case, the chimp ripped a man's junk off. In all cases, faces were mutilated and fingers were chewed off. It's pretty much how they instinctively fight in the wild.
So if you think that chimp is going to be a cute pet, better think twice. Even if you raised it since it was born, they'll turn on you at any second. A disfigurement roulette waiting to happen.
Vile creatures.
I think anyone who keeps a chimp as a pet is rather asking for problems. They aren't meant to be pets!
I think you mean 'wild' creatures. They are not vile. They are humanised wild animals and then people are surprised when one attacks them. Leave wild animals in the wild.
Not quite. See Gombe: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War
Load More Replies...Vile creatures? I hope op meant the jerks who essentially keep prisoner chimps and other wild animals not ever meant to be pets. They're the vile creatures, not the poor chimps.
Chimps are pretty nasty with each other and other smaller primates, they'll kill for dominance (and eat the loser). That behaviour is not exclusive to chimps of course, but people tend to think a chimp is less dangerous than a lion for instance. Vile is a bit harsh though, they don't behave like that for fun, it's really survival of the fittest. They are absolutely not pets and belong in the wild.
One thing to consider when assessing the danger of an animal to humans: Humans are experts of persistence. We *evolved* to be able to go for hours and hours without tiring, when every other animal would have collapsed from overheating. However, among other things we sacrificed *short-time strength* for this (they require different types of muscle tissue, so you can't excel in both at the same time). If an animal looks like it should be about as strong as a human - it's much stronger than that. If it looks like it should be stronger - it's way, *way* stronger. Humans should never, ever, underestimate the strength of other animals.
Load More Replies...The last line of this post really rubbed me the wrong way. Chimps are wild animals that have their own social system and behaviors that have evolved over millions of years to help them survive as a species. They are not meant to be pets, period. Humans also do way more harm to each other in hundreds of different ways then pretty much most other species of animal.
I heard a story where someone had locked herself in her car cause her pet chimp ripped her friends face off
Yeah. Not the owners - her friends. The owner got away unhurt. The foolish, foolish woman. Keeping a pet chimpanzee, feeding it wine and Valium is one of the worst ideas in a long, sad history of bad ideas. That story pissed me off something wicked.
Load More Replies...Crazy, it's almost like we maybe shouldn't be holding wild animals captive. I don't blame the "vile creatures" at all in this situation. Unless by "vile creatures" you mean "people".
"Focusing on the things we can control alleviates some of the fear. Change is a part of life. It is in acknowledging this fact that we can live a healthier, less stressful life from day to day," Shari Botwin, LCSW and author of Thriving After Trauma, explained to Bored Panda in an earlier interview.
"It is natural for us to go into flight or fight mode when we feel scared or in danger," she said and added that it’s best to take a minute and assess the situation you are facing. "Ask yourselves, 'Is the fear I am experiencing in my mind and body matching the current situation, or am I also reacting to other events that left me feeling traumatized or stranded in the past?'"
If given access to it, butterflies will happily drink blood.
Cheap...simple... Dad-jokey... I'll allow it. +1
Load More Replies...As long as they don't give me an itchy welt later, I will happily let a butterfly drink my blood.
They will feed on a dead body if one is available. They eat more than nectar, you know…
LOL- I totally get it! As a zombie, I prefer schnapps and higher proof rum. With Dr Pepper( or generic brands), cream soda or cola. :)
Load More Replies...Despite literally all war propaganda from every country saying otherwise, you are not going to make an individual impact in glorious battle and die valiantly in a hail of bullets. Statistically, you are overwhelmingly more likely to be killed by an explosive device launched miles away by a vehicle you will never see, long before you ever get a chance to pull the trigger.
And literally EVERY country runs its own propaganda in all wars. That includes OUR side in the Ukraine war. Some things are not reported, some things that are reported are not true and some is exaggeration. Some of it isn't even news but is designed to make you support the war itself. Keep your eyes peeled for it. Harder to do when the propaganda involves limiting the outlets for news to their own side only. You have nothing to compare it to..
However... most of the time the guys attacking are NOT the good guys...especially when they are saying they are not attacking but doing a "special operation".
Load More Replies...And you're statistically even more likely to barely see any action and return home unscathed. Not everyone is in the infantry.
“Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red.”
The real COD, you spend 8 hours standing duty outside you base only to then die from a sniper bullet you didn't even hear coming.
So, no Valhalla then? Or does that still count, but not as much points?
Still Valhalla … just a less impressive feast and no virgins
Load More Replies...When I was 40 and I was waiting for a transplant I spent much of my time in a hospital bed waiting to die (or get surgery, but that wasn't a guarantee). Among other things, I fantasized every day about getting my ticket punched in a war, as opposed to wasting away in my own s**t and suffering unbearable pain. Going out in a blaze of glory, even if just a sudden artillery strike, looked mighty good to me back then.
also:america thinks its okay to die "for your country" at 18,but not be allowed to have a drink.if i can die by tank,i deserve a drink.that is when i reach 18,that is.currently i am 13 years old.
idk why this freaks some ppl out, but gelatin is made out of bones. That's right - your melted marshmallow in your hot chocolate is melted animal bone. It's good stuff.
That's why the traditional marshmallows aren't vegan or halal...
And tendons, ligaments. Basically, the meat's leftovers.
Load More Replies...I’m surprised people don’t know this. I’m vegetarian so it’s something I avoid. But if you eat meat then why would you get freaked out about eating other animal products such as gelatine?
I'm an omnivore and I don't freak out about gelatin.But I wouldn't touch things like dog meat, frog legs, snails, shrimp, crabs or any other arthropod - but I do eat fish. People aren't alway rational when it comes to food.
Load More Replies...Most medicines in capsule form or liquitab form contain gelatin
Load More Replies...Why is that scary? Bone in non vegan cooking is both underapreciated and common (depending on who does the cooking).
Originally, they were made with roots from the marshmallow plant, not gelatin, hence the name.
Whoah there's a marshmallow plant? Does it grow in marshes and that's why it's named that? (Gee I wish I could just type my questions in somewhere that would give me answers in the blink of an eye... lol I'll go google)
Load More Replies...Gelatin & bubbling hot simple syrup, whipped at high speed. Crazy simple to make and way better because they actually taste incredible even if plain. Plus you can add your own coloring or flavors. I've made mint, cinnamon, chocolate, strawberry, mocha, and even caffeinated.
Load More Replies...The trauma specialist suggested that it is best to respond to your fear with words of reassurance and compassion. "Try and put the fear in perspective. Don't go through these feelings alone. Call a friend or talk to a family member. Process what you are feeling so you can sort through where the fear is coming from. Remind yourselves it is perfectly normal to feel afraid at times. It is an emotion that comes and goes, especially if you have experienced anything that left you feeling afraid," Botwin advised.
If it's sufficiently dark, you will hallucinate your reflection as a different entity and it will appear to start moving on it's own.
I will never find out if this is true because I REFUSE to look in a mirror in a semi-dark room. I've just seen too many horror movies to fall for that! LOL!
Seems a smart choice. In my experience it is true, but even knowing it's my own brain tricking me doesn't make me feel any better about it.
Load More Replies...You will often hear your name being called in absolute silence too. Completely normal..
ah so that's why i hear the voices of my friends and family at night.
Load More Replies...Oh, well, that explains.... wait. There are no mirrors here...
This. This right here happened to me and I nearly had a heart attack. Pure nightmare fuel .
A male honey bee's ejaculation is so strong it makes his d**k explode, killing him.
What is it with bees? They get violent, their stinger comes off. They make love, their d**k goes boom. What's the guy supposed to do?
Drone will actually use all of his body hemolymph (their blood) to inflate both (yes two!) of his d***s to impregnate the queen. He dies before his thonks explodes
A male drone will mount the queen and insert his endophallus, ejaculating semen. After ejaculation, a male honey bee pulls away from the queen, though his endophallus is ripped from his body, remaining attached to the newly fertilized queen.The next male honey bee to mate with the queen will remove the previous endophallus and eventually lose his own after ejaculation. Male honey bees are only able to mate seven to 10 times during a mating flight, and after mating, a drone dies quickly, as his abdomen rips open when his endophallus is removed. Even drones that survive the mating flight are ejected from their nests, as they have served their sole purpose by mating. Virgin queens mate early in their lives and only attend one mating flight. After several matings during this flight, a queen stores up to 100 million sperm within her oviducts. However, only five to six million are stored within the queen's spermatheca. The queen uses only a few of these sperm at a time in order to fertilize
If a queen runs out of sperm in her lifetime, new generations of queens will mate and produce their own colonies. Honey bee queens control the sex of their offspring: as eggs pass through the ovary into the oviduct, a queen can determine whether a particular egg is fertilized or not. Unfertilized eggs become drone honey bees, while fertilized eggs develop into female workers and queens. Female workers do not mate, but they can lay infertile eggs, which in turn become male honey bees. Queens lay their eggs in structural oval-shaped cells, which stick to the nest ceiling. Worker honey bees fill these cells with royal jelly to prevent larvae from falling. Soon-to-be workers are fed royal jelly during the first two days, while future queens are given royal jelly throughout the entire larval period. The development of each member of a colony differs depending on caste: male honey bees need 24 days for proper growth from eggs to adult, while workers need 21 days and queens require only 16.
Load More Replies...If your a drone it is a good way to go. When winter is coming the workers will push the drones out of the hive. Wasting resources on a drone over winter is a no-no. They only live 55 days anyway.
Load More Replies...It's too bad we can't harness that power for sexual predators, except I wouldn't want them to die. They should survive and spend the rest of their lives being reminded of what they had done.
A human ejucalation accelerates from 0 to 54 km/h on a couple of centimeters
It is. The testicles explode and lodging the penis inside, acting as a plug trapping the goo inside the queen. Quite beautiful really. :)
Load More Replies...I’m friends with a professor of soil ecology here in the Midwest. She says that if we don’t change our current farming practices, much of the Midwest’s soil will be infertile with one to two generations.
Was about to say the same thing. I've seen NASA photos of the western seaboard water tables, with a 20 year gap. We are literally sucking all the water out of the ground.
Load More Replies...What?!? change practices and interfere with the freedoms of sucessful buisnessmen and corporations?!? What nonsense is this? There is money to be made! MONEY!!!!
Thats a very general statement. What exactly are the practices? My family farms in SW Colorado and they do the soil maintenance yearly. Rotating crops, soil test, and using the farm's compost and tilling it into the fields. Almost all farmers do this and my family has been measuring soil nutrition for decades with no decrease at all.
Sounds like your family's farm isn't corporate owned. All the people running corporate farms care about is how much money they'll make this quarter. The rest of time may as well not exist as far as corporate executives care.
Load More Replies...We lose an inch of soil every decade. We are mining some of the most fertile soil on earth for the short-term harvest of (cattle) feed corn and high-fructose corn syrup.
it has been proven several years ago and people warned about it too but no one wants to listen
Out west, the drought and farming practices make dust storms that shade the sun.
Does that mean we aren't letting fields go fallow between plantings or is it more than that? I've heard there is a lot of soil erosion happening too?
Capgras Syndrome is a mental delusion where you believe that the people closest to you have been replaced by impostors
This is my favorite comment here, and there's some good ones.
Load More Replies...[beep boop beep] This is absurd! Pay no attention to this, silly humans.
Every time I've read about this syndrome, I can't not read it as "Crapgas Syndrome", which would be something else entirely.
i have to say as someone who has a family member with capgras, most of these comments are offensive. it is a real neurological disorder and it needs to be respected. x
This is from the same thread: The theory behind how it works is actually super fascinating, basically it turns out that there are two independent facial recognition processes instead of one, where one is subconscious and emotional and the other is conscious and objective; This is evidenced by research showing that people who developed facial blindness (a really interesting subject in its own right) due to brain damage would still subconsciously react to faces of people they had been familiar with before their condition, so essentially in FB the conscious level of facial recognition breaks down even if the subconscious level doesn't, but Capgras is the inverse of that where the conscious level remains intact but the subconscious level breaks down so you recognize that they're physically indistinguishable from the person you know but that emotional and familial connection with them that tells you that they are who they are just stops firing.
Squirrels carry all the same diseases as rats but humans don’t mind because their cute.
I had pet rats. They were the best things in the world. I still miss them.
Load More Replies...NOT TRUE. Squirrels generally live outside, in trees. Rats live in wet environments near the ground, including homes. (Yes, squirrels can get into your attic and live there.) Squirrels eat fruit, nuts, fungus, insects, etc., Rats eat anything, including trash like rotten meat. Squirrels are typically native to the environment they're found in; House rats (also known as Norwegian rats or Brown rats), what you think of when you think of rats, are invaders who came infesting ships. This is why rats have completely decimated human populations over and over again, and squirrels not so much.
Daniel Marsh, actually the grey variety of squirrels (the one that's common in North America) invading Europe and slowly replacing the native red variety is also a problem. As is overpopulation and invasion by ANY species.
Load More Replies...I don't care if they're the greatest person on Earth, I will never befriend a rat hater. Like, don't believe the stereotypes! EDUCATE YOURSELF ON CUTE PUFFS!
Load More Replies...Or as Carrie Bradshaw said: squirrels are rats with a fancier outfit
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Your phone is likely spying on you right now as you're reading this
Lmao I love that idea of pretending everyone gets their own special FBI agent following them around. I’m always yelling at mine. “F**k off with these Peloton ads Jerry, I get the point!!”
Load More Replies...I must bore a load of secret service agents to death lol. “She’s just taken another photo of her dog sir, it appears to be either asleep or broken”.
I weep for the person(s) checking on me, I think I'm the most boring person on the planet if you check my phone. It is almost always somewhere, where I'm not.
You are on a device, most likely, and they're all spying on you one way or another.
Load More Replies...So weird that all the commentors went to "government agencies" when the reality is "corporations".
The leap in technological advancement from us to a race that could *actually* traverse the galaxy/universe is astronomically ludicrous. We are absolutely nothing in comparison to any race that has created ways to reach us. Meaning any race capable of finding us would be so advanced and so much more knowledgeable than us that they could observe us without us ever knowing. They would have technologies, weapons, etc outside our realm of understanding and would be able to annihilate us with ease, just given the fact that their ability to generate/harness power would be unparalleled. If any alien ever came to earth with hostile tendencies, short of a miracle, we’d be doomed.
Good thing they only come here for the a**l probing. Speaking of which...
Isn’t it funny how the 80’s were full of a**l probing aliens ? I don’t think that happens much anymore ! I guess the 80’s were also full of cocaine benders tho !
Load More Replies...Trouble with OP's statement is that we do not know what we don't know. Any moment a breakthrough could happen that would change everything we know about the universe and space travel. Or it may not. That is why all we can say is that we don't really know much right now. 100 years ago well known scientists were saying traveling to the moon was impossible. There are many theories out there as to how we could travel to other solar systems. They only take the right circumstances to develop one of them.
Didn't they say we were centuries away from heavier than air flight just a couple years before the Wright Brothers first flight?
Load More Replies...If Einstein is right about the speed of light being the maximum possible, and it seems to be so, the chances of anything coming here are zero. Everything simply is too far away.
Physicists are already modeling space-warping travel.
Load More Replies...Pure speculation. Since we don't know how to traverse the galaxy, we don't know just how hard it is. I read a sci-fi story that addressed this. It was actually very simple and we just didn't know how to, through a quirk of history. An alien ship landed and people bearing muskets and lanterns emerged, thinking they had superior tech. It ended badly for them. Now bear in mind, I am not saying that OP is wrong, it's just that we can't know what they think is fact, actually is.
And, if they indeed have all that tech and power, why would they bother with us in the first place?
Slavery, Food (I've heard we taste like pork), having another planet that is able to support life
Load More Replies...Almost all the science fiction movies, TV and books about alien invasion have them using technology that is a small amount beyond ours out of convenience. Where the odds against this being the case are almost infinite, and the resources they would waste coming here with such a low level of technology would be immense and pointless. As poster said, any aliens who reached us would much more likely be so far advanced we wouldn't even begin to comprehend them.
This is kind of proof that aliens have never shown up. Independence Day pretty much had the interstellar travel down pat. If you are going to go all that distance, you're going to kill off the competition and colonize. Just using North America, almost every inch is owned by someone whose colonizers killed the people there before. The Appomattoc tribe was completely killed off by English colonizers in Virginia. The Anasazi people were killed off by the Navajo (Anasazi means ancient enemy in Navajo) when the Navajo came down from Canada. There's strong evidence that Aztec empire conquered by Cortez was less than 100 years old and founded by Nahuatl driven south when the Apaches killed off most of their tribes who did the same thing to the Tolmec people sitting where Mexico City is now. This history doesn't condone or forgive genocide but it shows its how dominant groups have always treated another on first contact. Every organism puts their survival first.
You mean here. You can't really assume everything else is like us.
Load More Replies...What if they haven't heard of war and are just peaceful and people and animals from Earth are the most violent things in the universe?
What do you mean if? Earthlings are horrendous overall. Look what we have done to this planet and to each other. It's so sad.
Load More Replies...Alligators can climb trees
Thank goodness there are no alligators here in Australia! *crocodile the size of a van appears* D'OH!
There probably was alligators in Australia though suspect the crocodiles ate them to extinction.
Load More Replies...Forget the escape plan! The best way is to have a heart attack and die on spot to avoid all the drama! That's what i would do
Load More Replies...They can also launch themselves straight up out of the water their full body length to snag birds and squirrels from branches. https://youtu.be/cL0mS5chwYY
Just had one who decided to take a stroll ON the boardwalk leading to an alligator watching area. He had to climb over the viewing area fence, which was quite high, to get back in the water, where he could then be watched. Tampa area.
Monkgators, they look like Ted Cruz and Desantis if they had a baby.
6 nuclear weapons have been lost and never recovered since the 1950s.
By the time someone thinks to check out the mysterious object stashed under my house, it will be too late to stop me. MWAHAHAHAH!
Be careful what you post, earlier it was estblished that your phone spies on you... LOL
Load More Replies...That is within the US Army. There maybe more lost in other armies across the world.
Correction--US military. The army doesn't have nukes any more. Most nukes' blast radii are larger than the max range of ground-based artillery. The navy and air force are the ones with nukes since they have aircraft, subs, and ICBMs capable of greater range.
Load More Replies...A lot of them are contained in submarines that were lost and sitting somewhere on the bottom of the ocean.
I got lost at a Creed concert once in the 1990s, and I've never recovered.
Meahwhile some lost property office is wondering what to do with the bunch of big cylinders in the back no-one ever claimed.
Lovely, let’s see who can be the first to find one. The treasure hunt begins NOW🤣
Your eyes have a seperate immune-system from the rest of your body. Once your body's immune system discovers you have eyes, it will attack and inflame the blood vessels in the back of your eyes. This can lead to your vision decreasing or even going blind.
“Guys guys stop fighting, I love and desperately need both immune systems! No need to fight!”
Makes me wonder if animals have all kinds of autoimmune diseases and conditions too except nobody bother to look into it because they're squirrels
Load More Replies...Yeah I was listening to a podcast about xenotransplantation and they said the two worst things that could happen were infection and rejection. And they said (this is really dumbed down but) your body doesn’t reject only bad stuff, it rejects unfamiliar stuff. It can’t tell the difference really
Your body can reject and attack familiar stuff too. It's crazy how the body works.
Load More Replies...They discovered Ebolavirus in someone's eye long after they had officially recovered from the disease and were walking around in public. The only reason they caught it is because the eye changed color and the person had a lot of headaches.
Do you know what happened to the person?
Load More Replies...My mom had this happen when she developed hystoplasmosis. She has only peripheral vision in her left eye. Blank spot in the center. The optical doc has had to actually pop her left eye out twice and freeze and peel away capillaries that had begun to grow over her retina. All because of a fungus that is in turkey litter and she inhaled while walking a field. The fungal spores closely resemble the cells in your eyes so your immune system attacks your eyes because it thinks those cells are the fungal spores.
Actually, it doesn't! And if it finds out, it will literally 𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔
Load More Replies...The odds of dying in a car accident are 1 in 107. Not only that you can die in a car only going 40mph and something like 30-percent of the people driving after 10pm are driving drunk. Driving is super dangerous and most people take it for granted.
I recently learned of 'floppy' physics which explains the phenomena of drunk drivers escaping from fatal accidents with minimal injuries because the alcohol is a relaxant and stops them reacting and tensing during the crash. Other non-intoxicated occupants/pedestrians are not so lucky
This is why race car drivers are trained to relax in case of a wreck. If you watch clips of accidents in NASCAR, you’ll see the driver let go of the steering wheel and cross their arms over their chest. It’s to ensure they don’t tense up, and reduces risk of serious injury.
Load More Replies...I used to work a shift that ended at 3 AM, and had a very rural commute. I always said that everyone else on the road was a drunk, or a cop, or a drunk cop.
there is no way 30 percent of people driving after 10 pm are drunk. jesus. stop making things up.
"something like 30-percent of the people driving after 10pm are driving drunk." 30% seems a bit incredulous to me. Maybe I'm just too optimistic.
It is made up nonsense. If 1 in 107 car journeys would end up in someone dying the population of the western world would be extinct in 5 years time, and we'd know about it. If 1 out of 107 of all deaths are due to car accidents, you'd know about it. Maybe if you'd limit it to cause of death of people aged 20 to 30 you might get to 1 in 107, but I doubt it. Made up statistics like this and the gullible idiots incapable of critical thought believing it is why we can't have nice things any more.
Load More Replies...There was a 20mph fatal accident near my nephew's school. Lady was changing lanes and hit another driver. Their tires connected just right, flipping the car over and she died instantly of head trauma. Her daughter was nearby and saw the aftermath. Such a mundane driving task became horrendously tragic in an instant. Get blind spot mirrors.
My dad always taught me to drive as if everyone else is a moron.
Load More Replies...Dell computers were so bad that there was a website where you could click a button and it would show someone's random webcam without them knowing.
I've had a Dell for like 7 years and it has been amazing. Before that, I was a Mac evangelist and thought they were so much better than PCs. This Dell has outlived and outworked any Mac I've ever owned.
Same. I had one for 15 years. It still worked the day I donated it to Goodwill.
Load More Replies...The brand of computer is really irrelevant to the problem. This kind of exploit can happen on any brand, no matter how good (or bad)
The issue with dell was proprietary software they bundled with computers. The hardware itself wasn't the issue.
Load More Replies...I have a Dell and its solid for almost 10 years... serves my need pretty well
They still have that except the people know you’re there. It’s called pornhub.
Again . . . what will you actually see? Boring people? No people at all? Do you really have time for that?
Where the heck can you buy a laptop without a camera though? Computer monitor, sure, but I think most of not all modern laptops have a webcam built-in
Load More Replies...If you live in a major city there is a nuke aimed at you
I spent much of my life living near a nuclear base. The advantage is that, if nuclear war breaks out, you will be killed instantaneously rather than the lingering death from radiation poisoning..
Yes once lived near a nuclear power plant. The front of the phone book had blast radius map: within this circle you die immediately, this one so many hours...
Load More Replies...If nukes are fired I hope one hits me right in the forehead 'cause I don't want to live in the aftermath.
Define major. There are people in Podunk Indiana who are convinced that there are terrorists in Iran plotting their demise.
I know of people like that and they're not in Indiana.
Load More Replies...I remember a article back in the 70s. about group of well to do people who'd set up a restricted community in some valley in oregon(?). The article interviewed a few of them and they were very smug about the fact that they were preppers and safe from 'the bomb'. Next issue had a letter that said if there hadn't been a bomb with their name on it there most certainly was now :)
You live to the north of one of the worst countries on the planet.
Load More Replies...I found out years ago that literally every person in America thinks they live at "ground zero" - I've had people all over the country claim that, for some specious reason or other, they will be "the first ones hit by the Russian nukes". It's a funny conceit.
If you have a parasite in your body, there's only a slim chance you'll know about it before it pops out of your skin or leaves through the back door. Also, some parasites pop out of skin.
I had a nightmare about a worm coming out of my leg when I was like 6 or 7. Still remember it
I hate to say this, but are you sure that was a nightmare..?
Load More Replies...I once got hopelessly lost in YouTube clips and stumbled across botfly removal. Equal parts captivating and horrifying
If you want to be truly, truly horrified, look up "mangoworms" on YouTube.
Load More Replies...And the parasites have parasites, which can have parasites. There is not top of the food chain.
parasite on a parasite on a parasite on a parasite.
Load More Replies...Warning, gross factor. I find pimple popping satisfying and I also find it satisfying to watch bot fly larvae being squeezed out of the skin. Don't get me wrong, it gives me the heebie jeebies, it's just I can't look away.
There was a show about this on Discovery channel called Monsters Inside of Me. There was some crazy stuff on there.
I prefer my cat plotting my death than some worm eating me alive
Load More Replies...You can be seriously Injured from a sneeze
I was washing up and had plates in both hands when a sneeze came at me. I didn't want to drop the plates so I braced myself for an uncontrolled sneeze. It put my back out. I thought I had slipped a disc and was bedridden for two weeks! The pain was tremendous and I couldn't walk. I had to crawl to my bed. Beware of sneezes, yes they spread diseases but nobody ever talks about the injuries they cause. Beware.
Oh, I'm feeling your pain, literally. This happened to me, except mine was a coughing fit. It's been days and I have to dip a whole bunch of stuff in chocolate for my niece's wedding this Friday. I'm screwed.
Load More Replies...My brother has the bad habit of inward sneezing. He sneezed, which let to a high peek of blood pressure, which knock him out cold, fell like a pole backwards, knocked his head. Luckily only the street, no rocks or curbs. Was out for some minutes, can't remember a thing. So what is the first thing you do? You light up a cigarette. Second thing? You inward sneeze again. I love my brother, but I'm done with trying to remind him about his health.
Never underestimate the impact of bodily functions. A friend of mine had to go because of a cough - he coughed so violently that a rib broke, puncturing his lung and leading to immediate pneumothorax (collapsing lung part).
That’s because, according to a BP post a few months back, “If you stifle a sneeze there’s a chance you can damage organs in your head, including eye blood vessels, rupturing your eardrums, and possibly rupture a brain aneurysm. Which means there’s a small chance stifling a sneeze can kill you.”
My brother in law collapsed both his lungs from a sneeze. He was perfectly healthy leading up to it!
Yup i threw out my back. Also dont hold in sneezes it can do worse things
I have chronic Spinal issues... Sneezes can leave me stuck on the sofa for days!
1/3 of US murders go unsolved.
We need better date r**e drug detection kits ASAP. A lot of victims are left wondering if they were truly just drunk or drugged, and we don’t have very reliable lab testing to find out for sure. Also the window for detection closes quickly. By the time you’re ready to go to the police, your system has metabolized the drug.
Load More Replies...Most of the gun violence in the US is from average people who decide to shoot their way out of arguments, road rage, domestic situations or simply commit suicide. You may buy the gun for self-protection, but you are much more likely to use it on yourself or a person known to you than you will ever use it on a criminal. We ALL have the motive and opportunity to commit violence almost every day. Whether it's a fight, argument serious depression or other. Injecting a gun then becomes an easy means to do something about it in the moment before you have had a chance to think about it.
Load More Replies...Wait... DOes that mean there's a one in 3 chance I won't be caught? 🫡
We have trace amounts of iron, gold, nickel, and silver within our bloodstream which means with enough people you could drain them of their blood, dilute it down to separate it, and eventually be able to make a full ingot of iron, gold, nickel, and silver.
There was a dude who did the calculations and said it takes 2352 peoples worth of blood to make an iron great sword.
Well COME ON we need to gather 2352 people to.. complete an experiment
Load More Replies...On average, each person has about $4 worth of gold. Source = nursing school textbook
Don't tell that to the richest people, they will drain your blood out to get richer. Oh. Wait.
Nah, there's more money to be made from selling blood and organs as a whole.
Load More Replies...And all of those are only created in supernovae. We are made of dead stars.
Finally! A use for the bodies in my basement! I mean- uh- wow! Really interesting!
It'd be easier to make money by taking the silver out of the water where I live.
or multiple small metal balls that can then be used to escape from a plexiglass prison
Load More Replies...Bored ducklings can become cannibals!
If chronic wasting disease jumps to humans, the Zombie Apocalypse may become a real thing.
Enough with the vampires and zombies already... can't you guys come up with something original... like a virus ... no not a virus, ... a crazy warmongering president...no, not that either...a....let's see... what didn't Hollywood or the World come up with yet...? Aliens, revolting monkeys, sharknados, tornados, tsunamis, World freezing, World burning, giant worms, giant insects, dino's, nuclear catastrophe, asteroids .. damn, not much left.... There I know: a black hole coming in close...
Self aware, anthropomorphic pastries that want to rule the world?
Load More Replies...If dead people came to life, they wouldnt be hostile and even if they were they would be so dumb that they would not know how to attack and kill humans. I mean why would they just wake up and have a need to kill us?
Humans are the easiest animal to hunt, trap, kill and eat.
Load More Replies...Ok, I hate to be the nerd here (no I don't), but it wouldn't be a "zombie" apocalypse. They aren't dead. It would be more like the Infected in 28 Days Later.
Except that most of us won't be the plucky hero fighting to survive. We will be at the window clawing to get in.
Load More Replies...We already have our own versions. Kuru is a prion caused disease (like chronic wasting) that is spread by cannibalism. CJD is another prion neurological disease spread between humans.
What about Creutzfeld-Jakob disease? Isn't that somewhat similair?
They're both spongiform encephalopathies, caused by prions.
Load More Replies...ok can anyone tell me what chronic wasting disease is bc i'm lowkey scared to google it. thank you!
Hippos can't swim. (I was disturbed)
Hippos are graceful in water, good swimmers, and can hold their breath underwater for up to five minutes. However, they are often large enough to simply walk or stand on the lake floor, or lie in the shallows. - National Geographic
Wikipedia says "Despite being semiaquatic and having webbed feet, an adult hippo is not a particularly good swimmer, nor can it float. It is rarely found in deep water; when it is, the animal moves by porpoise-like leaps off the bottom." Who is telling the truth??
Load More Replies...They are the most dangerous animal in Africa if you don't count mosquitoes.
And also super violent and territorial. They are nearly twice as deadly as lions, some stats say they kill more people than lions, elephants, leopards, buffaloes and rhinos combined (though numbers may not be 100% accurate). They are second only to humans in being the most deadly mammal
Load More Replies...Agreed they are very dangerous but I have seen them in water (Mvuu River, Malawi) and they appear to be swimming, maybe it's semantics?
Some Hippos in West Africa swim and "surf" down the Atlantic coast to get to fertile grasslands
Hippos absolutely can swim. They're usually tall enough in shallow enough water that they don't have to, but they absolutely, unequivocally can swim.
If a panda finds a fresh carcass, they'll eat it
Do yourself a favour and do not Google “horse eats baby chick” 😖
Load More Replies...Christ almighty. Keep the bored ducks and the bored pandas away from each other. I'm not sure we could handle the mayhem.
*Realizes why we are all introverts here* Me: let’s stay introverts!
Load More Replies...Of course they're bored - eating bamboo all day long will do that.
Load More Replies...I know! I've seen people get downvoted for the silliest reasons! Pandas are cruel! :-)
I caught my pet parrot eating chicken...evil little bugger.
Load More Replies...Makes you wonder what Bored Panda does if it gets too bored…
Body integrity disorder. The PubMed.gov website describes it as "the extremely rare phenomenon of persons who desire the amputation of one or more healthy limbs or who desire a paralysis," adding: "Some of these persons mutilate temselves; others ask surgeons for an amputation or for the transection of their spinal cord. Psychologists and physicians explain this phenomenon in quite different ways, but a successful psychotheraputic or pharmaceutical therapy is not known."
I once saw something about this. A guy had the feeling his leg shouldn't be there. Lost other leg in an accident and joked about losing the wrong leg. He eventually got the foreign feeling leg amputated. The discomfort of being disabled was worth that his body finally felt like it should. It still baffles me
"body - integrity - disorder..?" this is was they use to dismiss transexuals?
so you ARE aknowledging [but a successful psycho"theraputic" or pharmaceutical "therapy" is not known] that no amount of psychtropes drug torture or conditioning can change a transexual human (from wanting their body to be freed from their breasts/or balls) !
NASA simulated the response effort to a killer asteroid and determined they would need a minimum of 5 years notice to have any chance of deflecting it—more realistically 10. We’d basically have to identify the thing leaving the ~~Oort Cloud~~ Kuiper Belt.
And the lead time we usually have after the discovery of extinction-level asteroids is measured in hours. Sweet dreams everyone!
That would be a loooong 5 years!... cats and dogs living together... mass HYSTERIA!
And how would they deflect it? I wonder. Even with 10 years time i find it difficult to gather the means to do so
If we could somehow notice comet leaving oort cloud we would likely have at least 100 to 1000 years to prepare. It'll take next 300 years for voyager 1 to even reach the inner edge of the cloud and maybe 30 000 years to exit from the cloud
The goal is to slow it down or to speed it up. That lets the Earth’s motion around the sun carry us away from the impact point at the time the impact would have occurred. A large explosion sitting just off the surface of an asteroid would vaporize the surface, which then pushes the asteroid the opposite direction of the explosion. This could be a nuke, which is most effective. Another possibility is to simply hit the asteroid with a large amount of mass, slowing it down and allowing us to miss it. Source: https://www.nasa.gov/planetarydefense/supporting_documents
Load More Replies...Unit 731 existed That is fact
A Japanese chemical and biological warfare research and development unit that committed the most heinous acts of torture and lethal medical experiments on the Chinese people (men, women, children, pregnant women) resulting in over 3000 deaths. This was during the 2nd Sino-Japanese War through WWII (1935-45). They had a nice unit name to go by, the Epidemic Prevention and Water Purification Unit of the Kwantung Army, aka Manshu Detachment 731. They cut babies out of fully conscious women, amputated limbs and reattached them to different places, same with some internal organs, released plague-infested rats, threw water on people in subzero weather to freeze them solid slowly just to name a few. Don't Google it if you have a weak stomach or are very sensitive to human suffering as it's the most atrocious acts perpetrated by humans that I've ever read. Serial killer Ed Gein looked like the royal family's au pair compared to these people who did this. The US pardoned them, too😠
Load More Replies...Terry Pratchett has a bit in one of his books called "Small Gods" that discusses things like 731. There is no act of depravity that has ever been imagined in the human mind that wasn't eventually committed by a supposedly normal guy just going to work each day with his "world's best dad" mug. The human mind can justify any amount of evil.
sadly we pardoned many deranged monsters from both germany and japan. modern medicine has life-saving techniques taken from or extrapolated from many of mengele and 731's atrocities...
That was something that shocked me. A friend of mine is a pediatrician and she said that so much of our medical knowledge regarding children came from Nazi Germany because they were the only ones vile enough to experiment on kids. I still don’t know what to do with this information.
Load More Replies...You would think they'd get their s$%t together by now..
Load More Replies...As is the case with all of BP's "facts lists", some of these are questionable to say the least.
Honestly the New York one is pretty believable tbh
Load More Replies...This is a 100% true fact. 97% of the time 72% of people are spending 23% of their attention on made up facts. Like this one.
I'm surprised. I didn't know four of these. I collect factoids so this is up my alley
myself and my brother. yesterday i sneezed 13 times in a row. i never, ever sneeze less than 3 times and sometimes as much as 18. i have had to pull over while driving if they decided to come rapid fire.
Here's one: There are these tiny little creatures called pinworms that infect about 20% of children. Here's the process: 1) A child swallows a pinworm egg. 2) The pinworm hatches and chills out in the child's intestines. 3) The female pinworm exits the child's a*s while they sleep, and lays eggs around it. 4) This itches, so a child will likely scratch their a*s 5) Eventually after that, a child is likely to touch their mouth, getting the eggs back into their digestive tract. This cycle continues forever :D
I'm surprised no one posted about how the human body contains about as many microbial cells as it does actual human cells.
Accurate: https://www.nature.com/articles/nature.2016.19136#:~:text=It's%20often%20said%20that%20the,to%2Done%2C%20they%20calculate.
Load More Replies...Please, BP, stop with the "unalived" euphemism!!! It trivializes the trauma, plus it's way more jarring than just saying "killed"
You would think they'd get their s$%t together by now..
Load More Replies...As is the case with all of BP's "facts lists", some of these are questionable to say the least.
Honestly the New York one is pretty believable tbh
Load More Replies...This is a 100% true fact. 97% of the time 72% of people are spending 23% of their attention on made up facts. Like this one.
I'm surprised. I didn't know four of these. I collect factoids so this is up my alley
myself and my brother. yesterday i sneezed 13 times in a row. i never, ever sneeze less than 3 times and sometimes as much as 18. i have had to pull over while driving if they decided to come rapid fire.
Here's one: There are these tiny little creatures called pinworms that infect about 20% of children. Here's the process: 1) A child swallows a pinworm egg. 2) The pinworm hatches and chills out in the child's intestines. 3) The female pinworm exits the child's a*s while they sleep, and lays eggs around it. 4) This itches, so a child will likely scratch their a*s 5) Eventually after that, a child is likely to touch their mouth, getting the eggs back into their digestive tract. This cycle continues forever :D
I'm surprised no one posted about how the human body contains about as many microbial cells as it does actual human cells.
Accurate: https://www.nature.com/articles/nature.2016.19136#:~:text=It's%20often%20said%20that%20the,to%2Done%2C%20they%20calculate.
Load More Replies...Please, BP, stop with the "unalived" euphemism!!! It trivializes the trauma, plus it's way more jarring than just saying "killed"
