This Page Is Dedicated To The Bizarre Messages People Have Received, Here Are The 45 Best Ones (New Pics)

That hit hard...

I hope they became friends and text all the time now .

I was hoping the same thing, that even more good would come out of this.

That's pretty funny, makes a great memory to laugh at.

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Beth, Beth, Beth

*singsongy* "who is it?"

take your money!? lol <3

Jehovah! Try to keep up! 😜

Yep

When the comments are funnier than the actual joke. Good one!

Never bbq..... But with dumplings.... Now you're talking

That does seem what the stereotypical Redneck would give as a compliment...

I am not a red neck. BBQ squirrel is good, I would advise a parboil first for more tender meat.

My dad was raised in the country but moved to the suburbs. An annoying squirrel kept bothering his postage stamp sized yard so he shot it with a dart gun he had for no reason in particular. he was gonna make it into jerky but he felt bad doing something illegal so he just threw it out.

200th upvote lol

Often my mum purposely sends these type of autocorrect fails, rather than rewriting them, just to amuse/confuse people

1000% !

at the zoo

Pretty sure everywhere is illegal to violate a hippo...but I suppose if you're able to, more power to you.

No, it's short for hippocratic oath.

It's possible lol In FL and Louisiana we have signs that say don't molest the alligators 🤷

A hippo is more likely to violate you. (They're brutal - don't mess with one!)

Giving dental treatment it didn't consent to. Just a dart in the a*s and wake up with a missing tooth.

You would have to be very brave or very stupid

If somebody wants to violate a hippo... I'd say let them try and wait for the sweet, instant karmatic justice. Hippos can f**** you up beyond anything a team of doctors can stitch back together.

Anywhere where there's a sign that says "Please do not violate the hippo".

Just try violating a hippo, it will rip you to shreds....

All I’m saying is if you violate a hippo, you best be ready to live with the consequences.

everywhere

I hate it when someone violates a hippapolicy. 😉

GDPR might be a challenge to autocorrectig:-/

That just wrong. The minute it takes too wash a plate and cutlery is no valid reason to use single use plastics

People still use polystyrene? It's not biodegradable, I thought we all knew that. If you have to utilize single use items like these, and there are certainly times when the need arises, please use paper and not plastic.

Or just use your bare hands. Like a Pro.

I can’t believe there are people (mostly in USA it seems) who still use these throwaway plates, some even daily. And what’s with the giant red plastic cups?! 🤮

There is nothing more permanent than a working temporary/emergency solution.

I agree .