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Humor me for a second; you haven't lived your life good enough to enter heaven and you weren't bad enough to be sent to hell. You were a little naughty, though. Where would you spend eternity? In Heck, of course! Haven't heard of it? It's an imaginary minor version of hell that the internet has come up with, and they're competing to see who can 'implement' the most appropriate torture there. While going through their entries, however, some of them seem so cruel, even Satan is probably taking notes. From watching movies that have the music twice as loud as the dialogue to not being able to fit the USB into your computer no matter how many times you flip it, scroll down to check out why you definitely wouldn't want to end up in this place! (Cover image: hyddrox)

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or the subtitles in white are against an equally white background.

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tarebear
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No no no the audio is just a half second behind or in front of the video so the actors mouths NEVER match up

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Rosanne De Rechter
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn... after spending a whole movie reducing and increasing the volume I FEEL this!

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Adam Krueger
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The audio and video don't match, off by milliseconds but just enough to notice and annoy constantly

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Tom Hoša
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's true. It IS f*****g annoying these days (since surround sound replaced good old stereo). And maybe we should be grateful for that because the dialog is so often insulting to our last remaining brain cells. Yes, I mean you, Marvel, Disney and every other greenbox-superhero-s**t-producing companies.

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Gerry Higgins
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Watching TV but the commercials are 3 times louder... oh wait, that's Earth not Heck

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Mr. Re-in-act-ment
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stranger Things: It's too quiet. i can't hear it, IT'S TOO LOUD! TURN IT DOWN!

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Anita Holleufer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I HATE this! I always have to go backwards 10 times till I figure out that I’m still not going to hear what they are saying! Infuriating!

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Rebecah Ozuna
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG! Yussssssssss. It happens on tv too, sucks more when you're watching a movie (or porn) at 3 am.

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Linda Christian
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Captioning is not any better,I have to use it for TV and my phone it makes so many mistakes and uses a word that sounds similar which completely changes the meaning it can be funny at times,I have to guess what the meaning is still better than nothing as a lot of videos don’t have captioned appreciate that you still have your hearing.

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movie maven
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

not being allowed to see, hear or watch any films/movies ever again; only able to watch t.v. w/ commercials. Arrrghhh!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about movies where the dialogue is super quiet, followed by loud explosions and then back to quiet talking.....while living in an apartment. Sorry neighbours.

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Abhishek Kr Das
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now that's awesome. Btw I got this link to a new blog that I own that's completely s**t. Go try it out and if u don't like it, money back guaranteed https://writabhishek.wixsite.com/soulpeep/blog/i-survived-a-new-found-respect-for-life

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Christie Wilson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you check your tv, there may be a setting (mine has it) that fixes this. It's awesome.

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Marilyn Slater
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Truly, it's a real bugger* being half-deaf and half-blind! (*Common Kiwi saying!)

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Lola
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then the commercial come on. You can go deaf.

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phil blanque
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All of your children's teachers are politicians. Oh....and their doctors, too.

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Tim Fischer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you simply haven´t managed your sound system. That´s all.

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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you cant manage a cinema sound system?? maybe dont go to the cinema

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol i thought i was the only one so i never tell anyone about it.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just send me to the "real" hell already, it's probably better.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The twist: your dull scissors are also enclosed in a clear plastic clam shell package.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just change your status to "You're all dead to me." and leave it at that. Probably easier to find new people to care about! ;)

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or continues, but is so bad that it ruins the original show or movie.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This belongs to Hell, not Heck. There/their, your/youre/you're, then/than... Pure hell.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has anyone noticed paper towels never rip cleanly apart anymore? There's always that one annoying triangle of paper at the bottom!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I HATE that evil song, is it meant to be like a nursery rhyme or something?

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's happened to me so often I usually end up with just carbonated water

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