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Out of the top 49 oldest people alive today, only 2 are men. Some might say that this is a coincidence, but scientific studies suggest otherwise.
People used to think that men didn't live as long because they were the bread winners, unlike women who were stay-at-home moms. Today, both men and women lead similarly stressful lives, yet women still outlive men. Is it a woman's immune system? Luck? Magical powers?
This is an updated list that we've opened up to submissions. Do you have any pictures of men foolishly putting their life on the line? Upload your photos, or vote on your favorite!
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#1
Extreme Window Cleaning
Robert Rainer 8 years ago
"Alcohol, Aging, and Curing Cancer" by Dr. Robert E. Rainer, MD Recent media coverage has been devoted to the ability of alcohol to extend human life span. A rather insolent statement considering the historical barrage of disparaging findings regarding alcohol and its secondary ill health effects. However, if we isolate this one finding without examining the broader context of alcohol's adverse health effects, in the long run, we probably do more harm than good. Using Albert Einstein's famous equation, E=MC2 I have formulated the Time Longevity equation. By replacing the velocity of light coefficient with its equivalent velocity variables (distance/time), I have generated the Time or Longevity equation. Time equals the square root of distance squared times mass times the inverse of energy. I have proclaimed this formula, The Rainer Time Longevity Equation. Rainer's Time Longevity Equation T=√D2x M x 1/E Rainer's Time Longevity Equation states that an organism's life span is interdep
TanyadeKruijff 10 years ago
As a rock climber I asume you were a safety harness.
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th3pr0ph3t 8 years ago
That's a woman's fault. Men don't clean windows unless their wives tell them to do so.
Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago
How do you know that a woman ordered him to clean the windows?
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djinnjeannie 10 years ago
No it's not. No luxury apartment asks it's tenants to allow window washers in to hang on to their windows.
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#2
Safety Fail
#3
Why Not
#4
This Is Why Women Live Longer
#5
Worst Idea Ever
#6
Why Women Live Longer Than Men
#7
Extreme Window Washer
#9
Safety Fail
#10
Safety Fail
CosetteFuryo 10 years ago
Health and Safety Cat is supervising the imminent catastrophy from the background in the cat tree.
#11
Why Women Live Longer Than Men
#12
Probably That's Why Women Live Longer Than Men
#14
When A Ladder Is Long Enough
#15
Safety Fail
KittyCattie 10 years ago
this is a labor issue. not because he was stupid, but because that was all they gave him, or he brought the sticks from the construction site b/c no cared about his safety. This is neither funny nor relates to the post
#16
Man Balanced On Ventilation Unit
#17
Safety Fail
#19
Why Women Live Longer Than Men
#20
Safety Fail
#21
Is This Even A Ladder?
Ava Philip 8 years ago
That looks like it would bexpect fun to climb AT A SAFE HEIGHT OR WITH A THICK MAT
#22
Team Work
#23
Safety Fail
#26
Safety Fail
#27
Safety Fail
#28
Building Glass Cleaner Safety In India
#30
Unsafe Ladder In Stairwell
#31
Why Women Live Longer Than Men
#33
Safety Fail
#35
Why Women Live Longer Than Men
#36
Vietnam Guy
Final score:
17points
#37
Safety Fail
#38
Some Balance
Ava Philip 8 years ago
Why does that wooden bridge thing lead to no where and why are they doing that if it does not help them at all?
#39
Safety Fail
#40
Spiderman Is Chicken In Vietnam
Final score:
7points
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What do you think ?
LunaCrescent 10 years ago
I think the real reason why women live longer is that they took those photos instead of warning them *lol*
Luca Eberhardt 4 years ago
You don't understand physics. Two of these pictures make no sense!oneeleven
Waseem Nosimohomed 7 years ago
Everyone is talking about why women live longer than men. I found this article on why men live longer than women which I find really funny. You should definitely check it out - https://www.hahahumor.com/why-men-live-longer-than-women/
KennethSilagy 10 years ago
This is called using what you got. Not for the faint of heart. This is invention at its peak. A little hazard insurance may be needed for this kind of work. Maybe a little less alcohol may be needed too! lol
StacieMilmeister 10 years ago
so because photos of women fixing things include SAFETY AND PLANNING, we're suddenly lazy? I think not. nice try though.
Load More Replies... LunaCrescent 10 years ago
I think the real reason why women live longer is that they took those photos instead of warning them *lol*
Luca Eberhardt 4 years ago
You don't understand physics. Two of these pictures make no sense!oneeleven
Waseem Nosimohomed 7 years ago
Everyone is talking about why women live longer than men. I found this article on why men live longer than women which I find really funny. You should definitely check it out - https://www.hahahumor.com/why-men-live-longer-than-women/
KennethSilagy 10 years ago
This is called using what you got. Not for the faint of heart. This is invention at its peak. A little hazard insurance may be needed for this kind of work. Maybe a little less alcohol may be needed too! lol
StacieMilmeister 10 years ago
so because photos of women fixing things include SAFETY AND PLANNING, we're suddenly lazy? I think not. nice try though.
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