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30 Cringy And Sad Moments That Will Forever Live As Screenshots On The Internet (New Pics)
Life is a tough nut to crack, and no matter how much we want it to be easy, fun, and fair (to us!), the truth is that’s not always the case. Let's face it – humans are notorious embarrassment (and secondhand embarrassment) machines that, time to time, end up in the weirdest, most questionable and seriously cringey situations.
Some of those moments end up in this corner of Reddit that reminds us all, even the most successful human specimens, that we are… just hoomans. “Sad Cringe” describes itself as “a place for awkward or embarrassing situations that also make you feel sad,” and from its 1.3M members, you can see that people are clearly living for this kind of content.
Below we selected a new batch of the sad cringe moments shared on the group, and after you’re done, make sure to check out our previous features with more sad cringe posts here, here, and here.
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#1
F's In The Chat For Poor Jeremy
Mad Dragon 3 years ago
He finally found a mate and was able to produce offspring shortly before his death.
Nicola Roberts 3 years ago
Thank you Mad Dragon, I'm not going to see if I can verify this. I'm just going to take your word for it and be happier for your comment.
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Ed Brandon 3 years ago
Perhaps it might have been more clever to only put one other snail in with Jeremy at a time? I mean, I'm not a top scientist or anything, but...
Shyla Bouche 3 years ago
It's that whale I really feel sorry for. Imagine having to live with no communication at all.
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#2
I Feel Pain
BOTW PANDA 3 years ago
My IQ droped reading this. Ps, not against Fortnite people here, but when you only talk about Fortnite, it's time to get a life.
sara fulmer 3 years ago
Sometimes I appreciate that good bands use quotes in their lyrics so I can tell my kids where it came from. Orwell, Becket, Sun Tzu...
A P 2 years ago
They even copied the dev path from h1z1 - sell a zombie survival builder, release a largely unrelated BR mode, stop spending any resources developing the survival side, then quietly kill the survival side in its sleep and carry on. Fortnite just had the foresight to make it colorful and frenetic instead of trying for more realistic, so it survives.
Load More Replies... Ashley Spurlock 3 years ago
TBH I have the Fortnite thought process too and went "?" For a hot hot moment
#3
Any Other Caption And I Wouldn't Have Thought This Was A Sad Cringe Moment
TooTall 3 years ago
Having a high IQ is nice. But I've seen enough (very) intelligent people fail because they never learned to put in the effort.
Holger Radecke 3 years ago
Having a high IQ is associated with more mental illness like depression, anxiety etc. And it absolutely doesn't guarantee practical intelligence. In general getting a high IQ score in a test only means one thing. You were good at this specific test only ;)
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Bob La Capra 3 years ago
Imagine how excited he will be when he scores 200 on his glucose test
Michael Largey 3 years ago
100 is the average, so his score was slightly below that, not anywhere near mentally deficient. For comparison, being slightly below average height doesn't make you a dwarf.
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Alli VanHuysen 3 years ago
I really, really hope that this is satire; but unfortunately I don't think so...
Matt W. 3 years ago
Those IQ tests are full of bologna anyway. Everyone thinks their IQ is so high cause they took a quiz on Buzzfeed once
Max M 3 years ago
I took mine at mensa. Then i found out that being a genius, is not one of my traits.
Load More Replies...You called your teacher “mom.” Again. You slipped and fell at work in the middle of an important meeting. You… put your embarrassing scenario in and you will feel that heat wave coming on your cheeks, encompassing your heart, challenging your self-image, and shaking your dignity to its very core. It’s incredible how much we react to these seemingly insignificant situations; it’s part of what makes us humans.
Embarrassment is best described as an emotion dictated by a disconnect between how we feel we should respond or act in public and how we actually respond or act. We are most likely to be embarrassed when we believe we have not lived up to what society asks of us or when we are on the receiving end of undesired attention.
#4
Ouch
Luke Branwen 3 years ago
Or perhaps it's because he's a Nice Guy™ who feels entitled to sex for showing basic decency?
Ivo H 3 years ago
I thought so too, it’s interesting how we both were wrong the exact same way, when reason is so simple as being named Norbert!
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Garfield 3 years ago
So no one else bothered by "womans"? (I´m not a native speaker, still bothering me)
PlatinumTheCat 2 years ago
Oh my gosh, I just noticed it and now I’m very annoyed
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Enlee Jones 3 years ago
Men like this think women are sexual vending machines—I put six quarters worth of nice and compliments in therefore you owe me sex!
A P 2 years ago
Dammit, I've been using nickels. No wonder it didn't work
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Matt W. 3 years ago
Ugh I hate a beggin/Hintin around a*s man like that. Fishin around like some ice lake bum
#5
Man Tries To Get Two Lesbians To Marry Him And His Homie
Mad Dragon 3 years ago
Bad women for marrying for love! Thankfully there are these “able-bodied men” waiting in the wings who are willing to make you their “pretty wives.” *cringe*
Ivo H 3 years ago
His comment could be used as reference value to measure amount of cringe.
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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 3 years ago
You get three guesses… and the first two don’t count.
Load More Replies... Max 3 years ago
If it helps, I (man) recently married my husband (also man), so I guess these were our assigned wives? The balance has been restored.
MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock 3 years ago (edited)
Congrats, this rude, nasty guy somewhere out there. You’ve just made it onto my sh*t list. (true fact do not downvote as I am trans and asexual and it sucks to see stupid people like this)
Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦 3 years ago
What exactly is a neck beard supposed to mean in this sense?
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#6
My Friends Daughter Just Died ... Giveaway Time!!
Emma Pitkin 3 years ago
Humanity has no f*cking hope, what is wrong with people. I hope her grieving friend cut her off like a sh!t
Lianna Bolt 3 years ago
So, this person is just basically using the death of a child to boost her brand’s awareness. Wow, I mean WOW. 🤯 Narcissist’s know no bounds.
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
The "Making it about yourself" and "Step Four: PROFIT!" memes have interbred to create this cretin.
Sometimes, however, when these unfortunate and unpleasant situations multiply, you feel like the whole world is against you. In these moments, resilience and positivity are key, but these are skills many people still have to learn.
“There are days, weeks, months and even years when it seems like everything possible goes wrong. In my practice, sometimes my clients experience this, and we wind up joking that they are like Job, from the Old Testament,” Lise Deguire, a clinical psychologist and the author of multi-award winning book “Flashback Girl: Lessons on Resilience from a Burn Survivor” told Bored Panda.
#7
Unexpected Ending 😔
Akshara Panduga 3 years ago
o-okay that escalated quickly maybe he met someone on that app*sus face*
RavenTheCat 3 years ago
Hey at least they put lol because admittedly I'm smirking and I mean no disrespect
Marleinah Smith 3 years ago (edited)
Didn't seem to care about being dumped.... laughed at the fact.
PlatinumTheCat 2 years ago
Do people just add “lol” to everything now? That’s not something you laugh about
#8
Dude, Take The Hint
ItsJess 3 years ago
When I read things like this, I'm super glad I'm married but also glad I've aged out of the male gaze.
Viv Justviv 3 years ago
Omg, isn't aging out of the male gaze simply the most relieving feeling...running errands and being left alone, taking a walk alone and being ignored, etc. It's like I'm finally being treated the way I only dreamed of when younger.
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Melanie Melancon 3 years ago
Sounds creepy to me. Why are you busy? WTF? Imagining her in a bubble bath? Ewww! Then you go to calling her? You might be lucky she doesn't report you to the law.
Little king trash mouth 3 years ago
I wonder even if this was explained to this guy about why she acted like this, would he even get it?
Praecordia 3 years ago
Wow. I find it funny how he then made a post about the rejection. Weird.
Lynne 3 years ago
I read it as "a pout" about the rejection. Guess both of us were right.
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Lena Flising 3 years ago
She DIDN'T give you any time of day. She said she was busy and couldn't talk. Instead of taking a hint, you made her day even worse, and now she's avoiding you. You are very weird; you don't suggest bubble baths to people you barely know. What if she was on her way to a funeral, or an abortion, or a court hearing?
#9
Over-Compensating
Luke Branwen 3 years ago
This guy: "I would respect those EL GEE BEE TEES if they didn't make it their entire personality and stopped shoving it down my throat!"
Jay TheSaltLord 3 years ago
I think we all know what he's shoving down his throat in secret, usually behind the dumpsters out the back of a 7-11.
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Walter Brameld 3 years ago
Think of how much range his truck loses with all those flags on it. Might as well be dragging a parachute.
Squee She 3 years ago
I never thought of that before. Thank you! This brings me great joy, at these times of gas prices 😂
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Remi (He/Him) 3 years ago
And gets upset over non white actors and women in movies and tv, because that's political correctness or something.
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Alan Christensen 3 years ago
Ah, well, he has the most flags, so he must be right (far right) about everything.
v 3 years ago
I count one flag that looks like it is as it is supposed to be and 5, maybe 6, that desecration the flag. Reminds me of one of these asshats I saw close to home. He had a decent sized American flag hanging off the back of his jeep during the winter and it was absolutely filthy.
Lisa Zehr 3 years ago
That's what burns me up. They scream about disrespecting the flag, then fly it on a truck in the rain until it's ragged or desecrate it by superimposing a cult leader's face on it. It's disgusting. Yet they think they're the 'patriots'.
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Argle Bargle 3 years ago
I think he's trying to tell me something... I'm just not sure what it is.
Larry XK 3 years ago
That's because he couldn't explain it either. He just like flags
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Icecream Sarang 3 years ago
If your candidate didn’t win the election, it’s probably because you didn’t have enough flags on your truck
And while sometimes life is like that, the good news is that there are ways to cope. “Maintaining a sense of humor is key, as well as maintaining a sense of perspective. Even many truly unfortunate people still have blessings in their lives,” Deguire explained.
Moreover, when we are miserable, we tend to focus repetitively on what has gone wrong. However, Deguire argues that it will improve your mood to turn your attention to what you do have. “Also, remember that life goes on. You won't always be unfortunate; it's a phase,” she added.
#10
Yeah No S**t
Headless Roach 3 years ago
Of course there are, just in a different portal 🙃
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Jay TheSaltLord 3 years ago
Didn't the same thing recently happen to a reich-wing dating site set up by one of the shapiro/walsh/etc grifters?
Bob La Capra 3 years ago
I get emails telling me I can date over 50 women in my area but that's just too many.
#11
This Is From A Meme Group I’m In. We’re All There To Share And Laugh And This Guy Shows Up
Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
This is a guy in pain, and doesn't realize he's cringing everyone as a result. Actually sad, hope he finds a date of goes for counseling to realize why women are running away from him.
BisexualSquirrel 3 years ago
Very compassionate response. I was thinking I hope he got therapy. :(
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Jason Llewellyn 3 years ago
You know, if you're 35 and still a Virgin, there are females outside of Las Vegas that can help 😉
#12
Sadge
the shy platypus from nextdoor 3 years ago
Aber erstmal diese Motivation zu haben, eine neue Sprache wegen sowas zu lernen :o
LongCoolWomanInABlackDress 3 years ago
Ich spreche 3 von 7 Sprachen, weil mein danaliger Crush aus dem entsprechenden Land stammte 😅 Portugiesisch, Niederländisch und schottisches Gaelic.. don't judge..
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Allan Breum 3 years ago
... Am I the only one getting some serious "We're meant to be together!!!" stalker vibes from this dude..?
Having said that, the clinical psychologist agreed that it can certainly seem that some people are much unluckier than others. “Life can be random, and tragedies can happen to anyone, anywhere, at any time. Still, we can make choices to improve our ‘luck,’” she said.
We can all get back control by choosing supportive friends, making time for the people we love, saving extra money for the future, and eating healthy foods... “all these are examples of ways we can improve our lives.”In the long run, it can seem like we are lucky to have good relationships, savings, and good health, but Deguire points out that it’s probably because we did little things to help us attain these blessings.
#13
Man Pays To Get Cheat On
Madam Puddyfoot 3 years ago
Yikes. I hope the gf runs for the hills. This guy sounds scary controlling.
Katie Andrews 3 years ago
Even better if she dumps the controlling douchebag and runs off with the hot new guy! LOL
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KJ 3 years ago (edited)
Apply for the job, get her details, show her the job listing, stand back as she runs away from the bf.
Alan Christensen 3 years ago (edited)
Hired Guy to girlfriend: "Hi, how are you doing? Your jealous a-hole boyfriend hired me to make you cheat. Want to play along and then leave him for me? I'll even give you the money he'll pay me."
Epona 3 years ago (edited)
Was just about to comment something similar, except with the addition of the hired guy saying that the idea made him (hired guy) uncomfortable and he wanted to give her the money and she didn't have to pretend to like him (hired guy). Unless she liked him better, which would be easy to do, based on the A-hole boyfriends behaviour! Thanks for saying it! Not sarcasm!
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Jack Handy 3 years ago
$1000 to take her home? Are you testing her loyalty or pimping her out??
Luke Branwen 3 years ago
I really hope the girl fell in love with the hired man, left that controlling freak and used that grand to go on some nice trip.
Michael Largey 3 years ago
This was reminding me somehow of Jerry Farwell Jr.
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David Martin 3 years ago
I feel like this could be a weird sex game this couple is into...like, the girlfriend wanted a stranger, and the boyfriend was into the idea of her with someone else
Peter Trudell Jr 3 years ago
Hope the guy shows her this and asks her to play along and she'll get half.
#14
I Just Don't Really Know What To Say About This One
WindySwede 3 years ago
OP don't deserve children if they can't feel love for any gender that arrives!
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Androgyny Lunacy 3 years ago
Please. I beg of you, do not have another child. I hope for infertility. Sorry but if a "mother" could say something like that, they don't deserve more kids and I feel so sorry for the ones that they do have.
somed ay 3 years ago
I don't understand this. But I also don't understand gender reveals. No one cares. Only the parents and maybe the grandparents.
Darnell Gregory 3 years ago
No grand parents don't care please stop inviting us
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Erica Ventura 3 years ago
I have 3 sons and yes, can confirm that I completely ran out of love for the subsequent 2 boys. Zero, zilch. Therapy for all!
LongCoolWomanInABlackDress 3 years ago
Right? Got the one I wanted and the 2nd is just his playbuddy, no love for him, he just coexists with us.. seriously, are those ppl for real? How can you believe that your love for another child depends on its sex??
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#15
Found On Another Forum
Duncan Rogers 3 years ago
This is a SERIOUSLY disturbed man and Zoe should get a protection order ASAP. That boy gonna snap.
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 3 years ago
This is how rapists/stalkers/mass shooters are made.
Load More Replies... Praecordia 3 years ago
I know this isn’t the point of this post but Im concerned for Zoe Kravitz. Gross and clearly disturbed individual.
Daffydillz' Cold Contagious 3 years ago
I absolutely agree with you! This guy is clearly disturbed.
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Lisa Zehr 3 years ago
Exactly. That's why I said someone needs to reach out to her people and let them know about this guy. He could be dangerous.
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Binky Melnik 3 years ago
I would think it would *hafta* be, because what REAL woman would put up with this kinda 🐎 💩? Always being second to … someone who doesn’t exist in their lives? The man obviously needs genuine and thorough help, but what about her? Has she NO self-esteem at all? She’s okay playing second fiddle to a pillow and a fantasy? She needs help, too, though of a much different sort and much less urgently.
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Goth Mouse (he/they) 3 years ago
How the hell did he get an actual girlfriend that wasnt a pillow? 🤢
Seanette Blaylock 3 years ago
There are some women who are so desperate to have a guy, ANY guy, that they'll put up with truly sick and insane specimens like this. Being unattached is NOT as horrible as they believe, and can be a LOT healthier.
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Jill Hojnacki 3 years ago
Someone who knows who this guy is needs to send this to Zoe Kravitz so she can get a preemptive restraining order against him. Including a photo of him that she can copy to her security detail would be a huge plus. This guy’s not wrapped well.
Sydney Smith 3 years ago
Can you imagine seeing this, as the actress, and seeing how insane some random douche is about you to the point of producing ‘fake’ sex tapes?! I would be scared shitless.
RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
This story is making me scared for Zoe Kravitz. How could you be "in love" with somebody you have never met? She's a beautiful young woman, but you don't know her. Maybe she's a big jerk, maybe she chews with her mouth open, or maybe she's a human being with her own ideas about who she wants to be having sex with. This obsession is seriously problematic.
#16
“Worst She Can Say Is No”
Allan Breum 3 years ago (edited)
Ouch man. The "hehe" at the end is killer. Sounds like he just got used as a free meal.
Paulo Freitas 3 years ago
Right in the feels lol, been there, i use to end up in the frienzone a lot when i was younger lol
Tuna Beach 3 years ago
"Friendzone" only means you were never her friend, you just oretended to be to get laid, but it didn't work.
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#17
Doordash
Carol Emory 3 years ago
If the guy took a picture of the delivery and fills out the form saying that the client was his/her ex, it might go the reverse with doordash suspending the ex's ability to use the app. LOL
Katie Andrews 3 years ago
Take a picture, document that you delivered it! Then report the customer for fraud. I can see why you broke up, well done. You really escaped something there.
RoanTheMad 3 years ago
I hope they were able to explain the situation and hopefully have their customer ex banned from the service >.>
Brianna Tracy 3 years ago
Well at least he/she has the texts to prove their ex is just bitter and trying to sabotage them
Rostit . 3 years ago
I call BS. the dasher had the option to deny the order. something is fishy
Terra Raizor 3 years ago
Just let them drop it off. If they're someone you're afraid of for good reason, then reach out to doordash and ask to be taken out of their customer pool.
#18
Three Years
Greg Wilhelm 3 years ago
Nope. Had to explain to my wife what "Bronies" are. Weird f*****g people. I will never understand.
AxleMunshine001 3 years ago
I've heard of "Cloppers" that Jerk off to My Little Pony
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Chris berkley 3 years ago
I think the post is saying that the guy is in a relationship with the my lil pony
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Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
As a brony, I too cringe when we're forced to own up to these people.
#19
Op Gets Some Bad News
lenka 3 years ago
so many man babies. My kids stopped doing the "how come he gets..." back when they were 7.
Epona 3 years ago
Glad to hear it! That's the right age to stop that kind of mentality. Particularly in certain men. Not all, but some
Load More Replies... Lori w 3 years ago
Notice how men fall in love without even getting to know a woman. If he didn't know she had a boyfriend and had feelings for her, all he cared about was looks. Try getting to know someone first!
Jen Hart 3 years ago
Yep, "this cute Asian girl" makes me wonder if he has a fetish. Plus the infantalization of calling a woman a girl :(
Load More Replies... Phobrek Taz 3 years ago
It might... MIGHT... be that it's not just "he happened to be in the right place at the right time." It might be that women actually choose to be with people based on their desires and interests and whether someone meets those criteria. Nah, probably all just luck. SO UNFAIR BRO
SarDemMin 3 years ago
Yep. And I feel bad for the woman who doesn't know what a creep he is. I had this one guy follow me around the bookstore I used to work at. He literally used to sit in the coffee shop inside the bookstore and stare at me. Couple of times he asked me out I lied and said I was married but that didn't deter him. One night shift close to Christmas, I locked up the store around midnight, couple of other girls with me, and we parted ways in the parking. As I get close to my car, I see him parked couple of spots down from me and when he saw me he started waving at me. I pretended not to see and quickly started my car started driving. And he started following. Luckily I knew there was a police station close by and I went there directly, and he drove off. After that my male managers used to make sure that all girls made to their cars safely after a night shift. That was one truly scary incident, and I've had my fair share.
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Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
Where the hell do these guys get the idea every girl they latch their eyes on immediately has some weird "reserved" sign flashing over their heads, and when these girls dare to LIVE THEIR LIVES without them, the guy is insulted/upset? Girls are not like something you put on hold and decide later to date. Just... ugh!
Tuna Beach 3 years ago
When you don't think of women as people, only possessions
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A Beautiful Romance
Hotdogking 3 years ago
Man’s gonna catch a big one soon. (Get it. Because he’s been catfished and.. oh nevermind)
Rens 3 years ago
My ex MIL is selling up everything to go and marry her new bf, she's never met him, never video chatted with him, and he lives in a different continent....
Happiness is Hippo 3 years ago
Oh that’s really sad. I hope she comes to her senses before she goes.
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Jigsaw's Puzzle 3 years ago (edited)
I am dating the rock but I have not told him it is a surprise
Michael Largey 3 years ago
Ask you anything? Ok. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if woodchuck could chuck wood? I await your reply.
harpling 3 years ago
A woodchuck would chuck all he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Oh, darn, now I've given away the answer.
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#21
He Just Wants A Dominant GF, But He's Too Alpha
Mary Smith 3 years ago (edited)
Him claiming this and then seeing his profile pic is a really hilarious combo. ...Is that too mean?
Paulo Freitas 3 years ago
Dude .... If you have to say you're an Alfa..... You're not an Alfa.
Vix Spiderthrust 3 years ago
Alphas aren't a real thing. That whole study - which was done on wolves, not even primates, let alone humans - was debunked by the study author when he realised it was a flawed methodology to study captive groups instead of wild ones.
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#22
Redditor Gets A Job To Try To Get Laid With Coworkers
KJ 3 years ago
It's like the women at hooters are there to earn a wage instead of having a special cuddle, hard to fathom.
Philler Space 3 years ago
"I'm so pathetic" -When you get the right answer using the wrong formula
Thomas Beard 3 years ago
I bet he drops mad cash at strip clubs and wonders why they won’t sleep with him 🤣🤣🤣
Debby Keir 3 years ago
It's so creepy that he chooses to get this job specifically because he thinks he'll get sex.
Kevin Sutton 3 years ago
Yeah like, duh. Should have got a job in an old people's home
Load More Replies... Paulo Freitas 3 years ago
Yup, thats because 1st you have no respect for them, 2nd because you go after dumb steriotypes instead of actually knowing the girls.
Michael Largey 3 years ago
And third, you have to actually ask one out - which he makes no mention of doing.
Load More Replies... Thatkamloopsguy 3 years ago
I found out that Mother Nature tags Incels with a smell that makes women want to puke helping to prevent the breeding process.
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
A lot of women probably strive for more than a Hooters' dishwasher who calls himself pathetic. That's a theory of mine, anyway.
Epona 3 years ago
I am female and I definitely strive for more than that in a prospective significant other. I have standards that might be hard to meet but they are certainly higher than this individual's standards. And hopefully my standards are similar to the women who work at that Hooters.
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They Did The “Math”
OhnoI’vebeencensored 3 years ago (edited)
"Today has not been a sexhaving day, but this has been a sexhaving week". I feel like if I start to use this adjective in conversation with my wife, my sexhaving days will be over... Oh and I too was a virgin at 27, but I got married at 28 and think I've somewhat made up for lost time.
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago
I do not understand how sex is so important to some people
Sonia Bailey 3 years ago (edited)
That seems a very long winded way to tell everyone that no one wants t have sex with him.
David Martin 3 years ago
Firstly, I doubt the average man has had sex at 17...the average man might say he has, but I feel like it's not as common as people believe. That aside, between my level of shyness, lack of dating, and waiting for the right time & person, I was 36. Let the maths commence on that one, OP
Happiness is Hippo 3 years ago
I agree - good for you for waiting for it to be right
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Anti 3 years ago
As a sex-haver, I can say, truthfully, some of those sex having days are pretty bleh. Really need a more nuanced scoring system, like, sex while watching t.v. counts as say, .25 sex-having- day, drunk sex, depends on *how* drunk; bored-sex, etc. Some categories should actually deduct points.
Mrs. EW 3 years ago
I can’t read any more of these. What little faith I had in humanity is now squashed. I’m going to shower, change my bedding and then sleep all snugly for a day and a half to reset.
censorshipsucks 3 years ago
because you are boring? also, if you've had sex about 1500 times you will realise it's pretty much the same every time and get bored of it anyway.
#24
"It Still Even Has Smell
MacKenzie Moore 3 years ago
so it's gross either way, but what if that's the wrong spoon?
Load More Replies... Paulo Freitas 3 years ago
I see a Bright future for this guy, very Bright blue and red lights flashing in his future......
Odd 3 years ago
Omg… comments like this are the reason Bored Panda needs a double upvote button lol.
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Happiness is Hippo 3 years ago
It’s the start of his serial killer wall, which will end up covered with ‘trophies’ from all his victims. The police on tv always find a creepy wall when they search the killer’s house!
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MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock 3 years ago
What’s up with that bizarre profile photo? A creepy clown?
#25
From A Friend Of Mine
Sir Tarsier 3 years ago (edited)
As someone with an avoidant attachment style I feel this. Enmeshment trauma is real, I'm not excusing this behavior only seeking to understand.
Acestarx (They/them) 3 years ago
If that was actually his little cousin this is funny, but considering the time gap probably not
#26
Time To Rock Your World!
Paulo Freitas 3 years ago
Yea, this is a joke, probably friends, i use to have a similar joke with One of my friends.
Load More Replies... David Martin 3 years ago
It's been 6 years since that last comment; Has her world been properly rocked? Inquiring minds want to know
PlatinumTheCat 2 years ago
No one’s probably going to understand that reference
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#27
Do You Remember Back In Early 2010's There's A Trend Where You Take A Picture Of Your Partner Holding Your Hand Leading You Somewhere? Years Ago Me And My High School Bros (Who's A Bunch Of Kissless Virgin) Decided To Fake One So We Can Post Them Once We're Back From Our Trip
#28
Wife Wants A Sperm Donor Because Husband Is Too Short
Walter Brameld 3 years ago
Naw, see, she was already pregnant with her side piece's baby and was laying the groundwork.
Jay TheSaltLord 3 years ago
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
SageHare37 3 years ago
Unless "problems you've had with your height" is a weird way to refer to a serious hereditary skeletal issue that could prove dangerous to pass on, this person really should have made their decision about accepting their partners height before marrying them. Best response "With your attitude, shouldn't we consider an egg donor, and maybe a less shallow person to mother the child?"
Epona 3 years ago
I would have stopped her after she said "with all the problems you've had with your height" and said "You better be about to say, 'I should be more sympathetic and compassionate because I know this is a sensitive issue and I shouldn't bring it up, especially when talking about our potential future children, who may inherit the same height', because I don't think I like where this is going". No wonder he pretended to fall asleep. Poor guy!
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Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
"Problems you've had with your height." You know, like how when I need you to grab something from the high shelves, you spontaneously shrink?
Helena 3 years ago
First instinct, this is made up bs. But if you were to take it at face value, all the men in my family are short, they got crp for it from other boys growing up, if he's been fixated on and over sensitive about his height his whole life, it seems she is asking how big a chance he wants to take passing it on to his kids. She is probably fine with it. She married him after all. It sounds like a clumsy way to ask if he's ok with his kids going through the same deal.
#29
Wow Just Wow
Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
Women aren't stupid. I already said something of this ilk in the same situation in a previous post in this thread. I'm quite chuffed to see myself proven correct, a second time. It's also dead funny. 😎
Binky Melnik 3 years ago
Women aren’t so naive as to fall for the NFT scam and so didn’t attend the conference. With no need for restrooms for us, they turned the ladies’ room into more restrooms for the men.
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PlatinumTheCat 2 years ago
What are these NFT things? I’ve heard of the term, but I don’t know anything about them
#30
That Is Just Sad
KarenArt 3 years ago
They charged a fan $130 for a picture and then ostracised him in it? That is terrible.
Reviewer UK01 3 years ago
Poor research and organisation if it is. My husband went to a convention when distancing was still in effect and they spoke outside then took the pictures in a sort of black velvet box with a divider down the middle. You have to look extremely closely to realise they aren't in fact standing next to each other.
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The Coping Mechanism Of Some People Make Me Laugh Sometimes
Violet Jensen 3 years ago
Alphas CARE for their PACK. If you don’t have a giant family (found is fine) and carry cheesy crackers, neosporin, and bandaids, you are NOT AN ALPHA
Erica Ventura 3 years ago
I just realized that most moms are alphas. I have bandaids, granola bars, and sunscreen in my purse at all times. I guess I'm an alpha!
Load More Replies... M. William Bell 3 years ago
This incel is using Jason Statham as a profile photo? What a tool.
Michael Largey 3 years ago (edited)
But when it comes to being an A-hole, he's truly an alpha.
Load More Replies... Julie Zugz 3 years ago
That whole alpha male thing has been debunked, btw... https://greatergood.berkeley.edu/article/item/the_myth_of_the_alpha_male
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago
So I guess AlPHA is actually code for misogynistic twat waffle man baby.
#32
Iconic
Vanessa Richardson 3 years ago
It’s odd that the feet video isn’t even the strangest part to me. You’re a fan but want other people to tell you some of his best songs? What does being a female have to do with it? Lol
Literallyaeasybakeoven 3 years ago
Eh, the female part is weird but fans can debate what songs they think are best which seems to be the case given the discussion tag on the post
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I Dont Even Know What To Say About This
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 3 years ago
In honor of your achievements, we present you with the ’For god’s sake, what were you THINKING?? Award.’ It’s shaped like a VHS tape of the Star Wars holiday special.
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Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
Sadly, I've been there. No psychosis thankfully, but alcohol poisoning, and going through withdrawal. That didn't stop me, initially. Luckily, I found my way.
MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock 3 years ago
Come on— at least he knows what he’s in hospital for. Then he chooses to ignore it and get back in again.
Artistic Panda (he him) 3 years ago
Please tell me this is a joke….people can’t be this stupid…right?!
ItsJess 3 years ago
I just think people are in that much pain. This kind of drinking isn't done because it's fun anymore.
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The Ultimate Incel
Daffydillz' Cold Contagious 3 years ago
You nailed it! I think this is the quickest way to settle his lingering questions.
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#35
Streamer Gets Note From Parents
April Stephens 3 years ago
Not to mention another error in the note: *it's
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Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
What would possess you to post this? Other than building up that precious incel bro cred?
#36
Asking Someone To Stream After Cancer Tweet
CallaghanLive 3 years ago
LIterally why did they censor Dream's name, he's a well known content creator
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#37
My Ex Texted Me At Work Asking For *pics* Thinking I Was Someone Else, And Now I Pray For Whoever Alice Is
#38
I Winced
oktopus 3 years ago
My pussy has two ears, whiskers, and cute toe beans, and likes to push things off the tables.
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 3 years ago (edited)
So does mine! He also likes to purr in my lap and drop dead mice on my pillow at 2am :3
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Chucky Cheezburger 3 years ago
Ummm...thats not really a question. A really messed up request though.
#39
Guy Gets Lucky After Crazy Party Games (:
Franklin Jacoby 3 years ago
I can't decide whether to throw up or cry. Maybe both. Definitely both.
Thegoodboi 3 years ago
I laugh but you know if they're harmless then it's kind of sad if they actually need help.
#40
Mental Illness And Wealth Are Not A Good Match
K- THULU 3 years ago
Goes from being attractive to being the alien woman from "Mars Attacks"....
Binky Melnik 3 years ago
Sounds as if her surgery was a total success, then. (Seriously, don’t look at Kim’s original face or you’ll weep.)
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Artsy Bookworm 3 years ago
I honestly don't understand people's obsession with the Kardashians
OhnoI’vebeencensored 3 years ago
Now Kim just needs to have surgery to look like you and you can meet in the middle!
Franklin Jacoby 3 years ago
I keep seeing these and I laugh every time. I could by 8,333 pepperoni pizzas from Little Caesar's for that much. I like pepperoni pizzas.
#41
Of Pika’s And Roses
PleasantCrocodile 3 years ago
Asking for him to respect her and not give her gifts is perfectly fine, but either give the plushy back or donate it. Don't throw the poor thing.
Praecordia 3 years ago
Unfortunately, when people are desperate they clingy to the smallest glimmer of hope, best to crush all hope so they can move on.
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#42
Anime Girls
Julie Zugz 3 years ago
This s**t gives women body image complexes. Stop expecting perfection. What do YOU look like, btw?? Doubt you're a Brad Pitt.
Phobrek Taz 3 years ago (edited)
It sounds like all this guy needs is a sex doll, doesn't even have to have an entire head? Should be attainable
Laura Dawson 3 years ago
Sums up they don’t women as people, just objects to have sex with, basically warm meat bags that look nice to them.
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
It helps if you get to know a person first. Then, they will be beautiful.
Happiness is Hippo 3 years ago
If all women looked like this (i.e. pre teen little girls) he would want to be hav - I can’t actually finish this sentence, but you all know where it goes 😖
#43
No, I Think That's A One Man Boat
ThatOneFriend15 3 years ago
Well at least he's the captain, so he'll go down with the ship
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Phobrek Taz 3 years ago
Omg. That watch is so sexy. How is its owner still available? Why isn't it drowning in the saliva of a crowd of drooling hotties all fighting each other to get closer to it? That watch! OMG! ITS POWER IS INCREDIBLE
The Other Guest 3 years ago
Back off, the dude is MINE!! I am leaving my husband because he cannot compete in this Battle of the Sexy Sexy Watches.
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Paulo Freitas 3 years ago
" insert picture of The Titanic captain in the bridge right before the ship sinks"
Show thyself 3 years ago
Uh~ I noticed you wear a watch! Fancy! You're ust the one I need! ... what time is it, please? 😊
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
Flashing material goods around in public is a great way to get robbed!
#44
This Whole Thread And The Fact That The Dude Is 33…
I'm Kid A 3 years ago
She's, she's, uhm, from Canada! You wouldn't know her!
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Dude better be rich, and not suggesting walk, coffee, or drink dates. Otherwise he's a cheap date and not ever worth it.
Morgan Carpenter 3 years ago
I always go dutch on a first date. If I needed a free meal that badly, I'd go to a food pantry.
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#45
Anytime Now
#46
Who Woulda Guessed
Luke Branwen 3 years ago
I've seen a sequel to this which makes it even funnier. The wife found out how much did he blow on crypto and also found text messages where the man demeans her while talking to other crypto bros. She left him.
Jay TheSaltLord 3 years ago
My cousin used to ruin xmas with his alcoholism, until he went to rehab. then he started ruining xmas with jesus talk. a couple of years ago he discovered crypto (and rediscovered vodka), and has been ruining xmas with his drunken crypto jesus nonsense.
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#47
Yikes
Phobrek Taz 3 years ago
Paragraph 1 I was like ah yeah, poor kid. Thinking this was a 15yo boy going through puberty. Max hormones + the pretentiousness of overserious teen angst. Paragraphs 2, 3: oh no
#48
Found On Twitter
Solid Pileo 3 years ago
He certainly has a very high opinion of himself. Megalomania, even, maybe?
Ches Yamada 3 years ago (edited)
How disgusting, saying he knows he could get anyone - 'even you who are reading this and thinking the opposite'. That ticks me off to no end, even if I was single and he were the last man on earth he'd have zero chance. Zero. He has to be baiting with that stupid statement.
CORGI QUEEN 2 years ago
reminds me... Does anyone know how to no tbe manipulated? Its a problem I have. I'm easily manipulated. Help.
#49
I Threw Up In My Mouth
Seedy Vine 3 years ago
The anger, my dude, should be directed toward the male perving your significant other.
Con O Cuinn 3 years ago
Two of them in it. He's obviously a gobshite, but she's clearly loving it
#50
Nothing More Cringe Than This Fan Base
Elio 3 years ago
For people who like the Horizon Zero Dawn franchise, Elon Musk gives me major Ted Faro vibes.
Ent Hugger 3 years ago
oh man yup, i see it... let's hope we don't go out the same way, with a bunch of suddenly sentient Teslas rising up and wiping us out lol
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Patrick Linnen 3 years ago
So Elon makes himself an incomplete idiot, missing parts, to make his fans complete idiots.
#51
Ads Will Stop At Nothing
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 3 years ago
Ugh. This is repulsive. Disgusting. Sickening. Foul. Horrific. Appalling. Any other words for awful. Ewwwww.
#52
Oh No
Literallyaeasybakeoven 3 years ago
Oh no my lesbian partner just turned straight and left me for this guy
#53
I Winced
oktopus 3 years ago
Depends, does this would-be "Heisenberg" own a storage container full of US dollar bills?
I'm Kid A 3 years ago (edited)
You actually got me thinking, so just humour me here... Would having a fetish for a different race be more racist than having one for your own race? If you have one for your own race, is that still a fetish? Or is it just.... racist? Or a preference? What if I prefer blondes? That almost exclusively occurs in white individuals, so does that make me racist? Or is that even a fetish? Where do our preferences blur into fetishes? -- And yes, I'm being a pedantic 'devil's advocate' a*****e, but I'm genuinely a little curious if you or anyone else is willing to entertain that line of thinking. (But, for the record, I think I agree with your comment. It's just... something to think about.)
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Casey McAlister 3 years ago
Zero. Chances that any girl, regardless of her race, would want to date you are zero.
Franklin Jacoby 3 years ago (edited)
I was going to say 99.1% to reference the show but a lot of people were mad in the comments so I didn't want to stir up more arguments.
PurpleDoople 3 years ago
Jesse. We need to cook fried chicken. (the joke is him being racist so don’t get on my a*s)
#54
From An Etsy Store. Poor Sam
Solid Pileo 3 years ago
Well clearly it has ruined his ability to make any sense in his writing.....
Katy Cordeth 3 years ago (edited)
Some people suffer from dyslexia, guys. Or perhaps English isn't their first language. Make fun of this nitwit for thinking rubbing cream on his w***y would make him the next Rocco Siffredi, but not for his language aptitude. And he was probably typing with his non-dominant hand when he wrote this...
#55
Op Mulls Over An Enticing Offer
SirWriteALot 3 years ago
"women usually ask their men for money" ... and now we know why he is and will stay alone.
Thegoodboi 3 years ago
Well on the positive side, maybe she might begin to have feelings for OP. Would be an interesting story of how they met 🤷♂️
I'm Kid A 3 years ago
Would be a better ending for 'How I Met Your Mother'.
Load More Replies... Benita Valdez 3 years ago
Shīt. I missed the memo about asking boyfriends for money. Damn. I've missed out on so much money cuz my dumb a*s was using my own money
Katy Cordeth 3 years ago
This doesn't seem like too terrible of an idea to me, although it needs working on. The "girlfriend" makes a bit of moolah, and the insecure guy learns how to better communicate with women and as a result might not become the next Elliot Rodger. Dangling the possibility of a real-world meeting when that definitely isn't going to happen is where it has the potential to get a bit murdery, but it could be sort of a wholesome thing. Please don't downvote me if you disagree. I'm just thinking out loud here.
#56
Hopefully They Didn't Try Again
Con O Cuinn 3 years ago
I'm kinda on their side. Not saying I would react the same way, but short BS answers like this pretty much guarantee me unmatching
Phobrek Taz 3 years ago
Ok, so, I may be super out of touch, but what's ODP? I did google it, and got a ton of different meanings.
Michael Largey 3 years ago
From Urban Dictionary: ODP stands for Ouate de phoque. Translated to English, it means ''absorbent cotton of seal''. But it is pronounced the same way as ''what the f**k''.
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#57
Bro…
Vix Spiderthrust 3 years ago
I'm far from a sex guru, but I would suggest that making virginity your only personality trait is a bad play.
Casey McAlister 3 years ago
Well, you can try to find another incel and have sex with him. No need to bother women.
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 3 years ago (edited)
This is some of the worst poetry I have ever read. Even completely ignoring the incel b******t, this is pathetic.
Vix Spiderthrust 3 years ago
Yes. A decent poet should at least be able to write grammatically.
Load More Replies... Eastendbird 3 years ago
Your poem is awful, get some therapy mate, or remaining a virgin will be your continuing fate.
Debby Keir 3 years ago
*sex, felt by all the alpha human beings* Do you know where on the greek alphabet you fall? Omega may be last, but I'd suspect omicron.
#58
Sub Checks Out
Jen T 3 years ago
I doubt they get paid enough to deal with this level of crazy.
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Joshua Russell 3 years ago
As a fellow dude who is sometimes a little lonelier than I'd like... Good Lord man, get some help. Nobody owes you sex.
Katy Cordeth 3 years ago (edited)
"pussy juice glistening on his d**k", I sometimes think the BP censorship AI might be a little broken.
Thegoodboi 3 years ago (edited)
Wait Borat's brother (disabled man) one day did "get this" as told by Borat lol
#59
I Cannot Believe A Friend Of Mine On Facebook Posted This
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 3 years ago (edited)
*cough cough virtue signaling cough cough cough*
Kise Miarse 3 years ago
This didn't happen so hard, that it unhappened things that did. But at least he's trying to brag about how respectful he is? (Grasping at straw, I know)
crowspectre (he/they) 3 years ago
Or other gendered lol just gonna refer to my friends as other gendered now
#60
Actually Feeling Kinda Bad For Him Ngl
#61
Guy I Met At A Music Bar Last Week Sends Me This Kind Of Stuff Multiple Times Every Day
Thegoodboi 3 years ago
Ah there it is, I was wondering when the name calling was going to come out..
Lillian Swaim 3 years ago
It's because men are raised to believe that they can't talk to each other like this/ they wouldn't tolerate other men talking to them like this/ women are emotional support
Franklin Jacoby 3 years ago
Moving my right foot. Moving my left foot. Tripping on a root. Falling down. Hitting the ground. Waking up in a stranger's house. Stranger is really old and has a big beard. Stranger kind of reminds me of Hagrid. He is taping a picture of Oscar the Grouch to my right leg. He is humping my leg. He is going into cardiac arrest. He is lying on the floor right now. I see the keys on his belt. I grab the keys. For some reason his house locks from the outside. I'm outside now and there's a bear in front of me. Are you supposed to play dead or run away? I'm running away. It's chasing me. It caught me. It's claws are going into my face. apmost got a bloody nose. ...Oh My GoD wHy ArEnT yOu ReSpOnDiNg
Acestarx (They/them) 3 years ago
This reminds me of one of my friends he's a good guy but I'm trying to tell him to stop messaging me "good morning" and "goodnight" every day like i appreciate it but pls stop
Acestarx (They/them) 3 years ago
Yes he has a crush on me how could you tell
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Even The Wings Were Bad This Time
Ches Yamada 3 years ago (edited)
Okay, I'm kind of on the line with this one here. (Not that I like Hooters because there isn't an opposite chain restaurant so it feels unfair). But Hooters is... exactly as they described. All men I know that go to a Hooters go to look at and be flirted with by the scantily dressed ladies. It's their entire business model. If they're actively making out with their boyfriends at work *in general* that's highly unprofessional. Let alone somewhere they're supposed to be on display (as icky as that is, if they choose to work there they know what they're doing & that's fine).
Kise Miarse 3 years ago
I'm not defending the guy per se, but regardless of your profession, you shouldn't be slacking off hanging out with your SO at work. Now, whether that's really what happened or just how this guy perceived it - who knows?
SirWriteALot 3 years ago
Hooters. Not brothel. Wtf did you think was going to happen? "Do you want a blowjob with your burger"???
Jan van den Broek 3 years ago
It's probably me, but "Even the Wings were bad" made me think of Paul McCartney first
Acestarx (They/them) 3 years ago
I've never been to hooter but I would go there for the food but I'm terrified of all these guys
#63
Friend Of Mine From High School Posted This A While Back... I Have No Words
Cat Palmer 3 years ago
With absolutely no sarcasm, I think therapy might help here. When something starts getting in the way of living life the way you want to, seeking help us almost always a good idea.
#64
Hmm…
Monique Martins 3 years ago
Very considerate to cover the name of the rag doll boyfriend in order to respect his privacy.
Debby Keir 3 years ago
News update - she's estranged from him now, because he cheated on her. Yes, really. A woman in Brazil by the name of Meirivone Rocha Moraes, 37, claims to have met the love of her life in the shape of a rag doll named Marcelo. Alas, the path of true love did not run smoothly—now Moraes is claiming the doll cheated on her, and their relationship is on the rocks.18 Nov 2022
Katieathome 3 years ago
She also just kicked him out because apparently he cheated on her. Craziness.
#65
Be Careful Giving Out Your Number In Public!
#66
Left Is My Ex Boyfriend (C) And Right Is My Boyfriend During The Time (G)
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 3 years ago
Lol, a great new perspective! Wolves should be the smart happy slightly dopey goodest bois
Load More Replies... and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 3 years ago
It stands for involuntarily celibate. It’s basically an internet cult of gross dudes that blame women for them being unable to get laid/a date, instead of trying not to be a disgusting prick like a normal human.
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le_smol_froge 3 years ago (edited)
I’m sorry but “is there an officer, problem?” had me cracking up
Franklin Jacoby 3 years ago
Damn. I just looked up what an incel is and that is possibly the most specific definition I've ever seen on Google.
#67
Girlfriend Went Out With Him 3 Years Ago, Once…
#68
Bing Bang Theory Bestie
Lillian Swaim 3 years ago
She's being too nice, but if she isn't so nice then she's a BlTCH, there's no winning here
#69
Girl You've Been Using Him
Phobrek Taz 3 years ago
Until the last 2 sentences I was like... sure, your world was ripped away at the age of 14, and you can't be expected to be committed to a relationship that began in this desperate situation, when you were a kid. But then she wants "somebody in my own class," and it's like, well, you're f****d, this guy is way too high class for you, honey, and so is most everyone else....
Katie Andrews 3 years ago
I disagree 10,000% with Phobrek Taz. SHE WAS GROOMED. That's an almost DOUBLE age difference. Yes, good to send her to school and look out for her. But if a full-on physical relationship was going on? That is STATUTORY RAPE and he was a PEDO GROOMER. Get out already! Get with someone who wants you for you and who is NOT a groomer!
Binky Melnik 3 years ago
His age isn’t mentioned. Did you confuse her age for his? If so, you can calm down a lot and feel better. ☺️
Load More Replies... Ches Yamada 3 years ago
Okay, "help" though. I'd repay him financially, if I wanted to break up, after expressing my heartfelt gratitude and wanting to remain friends (if he also did).
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#70
Using Cash App To Beg Your Ex To Unblock You
#71
You Only Needed One
Seabeast 3 years ago
Characters in "The Office"? You mean that fictional television show that isn't real at all?
Daffydillz' Cold Contagious 3 years ago
You're exactly right, a show that also obliterates the boundaries of acceptable workplace behaviors for satire and a assumingly young man who hasn't separated life from comedic fiction. The reference is a bit concerning, lol.
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I Was Just Trying To Find A Cute Leotard…
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 3 years ago (edited)
Huh. Honestly I kinda have to admire the passive aggression here.
#73
Guy Draws Imaginary GF To Feel Less Lonely…
VonBlade 3 years ago
This one is a different kind of sad to most of them. Better to draw a GF than be a "NICE GUY"
Violet Jensen 3 years ago
And at least it’s not a fictional minor or animal!!
Load More Replies... Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
Nah, this person is lonely, but not blaming the world for it, at least not with this post. This is pretty wholesome. And they're a fantastic artist!
RavenTheCat 3 years ago
I did something similar many years ago,,wasn't a spouse just a friend character I used in pics sometimes
Poeha 3 years ago
I visited the mall to stare at my friend. He was a mannequin. I fell for what was inside of course.
Load More Replies... Acestarx (They/them) 3 years ago
This was is actually OK. Hope he finds that special someone someday.
#75
Come On Jeff!
#76
:( Ah, Buddy?
Angrywolf 3 years ago
Guess he never found out about the hundreds of adult mods Skyrim has to offer hahahaha
The crushinator 3 years ago
Hahaha yeah, what a dunce! Can you imagine people on here not knowing about those mods like you and I totally do! Maybe you should tell those people (that are obviously not me) about those mods, for education purposes...
Load More Replies... Ches Yamada 3 years ago
This is more about connecting with someone and feeling love, not sex.
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#77
Ouch, Gotta Start A Petition Just To Get Affection From Your S/O?
Phobrek Taz 3 years ago
Ok, now am wondering if their SO is an actual cinnamon roll. And now I want a cinnamon roll. Not for cuddling, just for normal consumption.
magix (they/them) 2 years ago
poor them-they shouldn't have to make a petition for affection from their boyfriend
#78
"Worst She Can Say Is No"
Scarlett 3 years ago
Nah, that’s going way too far on the crush’s part. I know damn well if someone did that to me I’d never talk to anyone again.
K- THULU 3 years ago
Maybe I'm not up with "young people's lingo" but " shooting your shot at your crush" brings up some disturbing mental images........
Justin Smith 3 years ago (edited)
Its a basketball reference. Shoot your shot like teyinf to make a basket.
Load More Replies... Casey McAlister 3 years ago
Well, that's kinda cruel of their crush. Provided they were not inappropriate, rude and gross while asking them out.
Chucky Cheezburger 3 years ago
Ngl, I felt this one. Rejection can sting, but the crush was calling in reinforcements just to be mean. No need to be hurtful is the asking person took the no respectfully, like you say.
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Acestarx (They/them) 3 years ago
Okay this isn't the guys fault it's the crush's. All he did was ask her and they publicly embarrassed him. Thats, too far :(
#80
Capitalism Level: 500%
Rachel Parker 3 years ago
How about everybody gets paid by the people making the profits from the business?
Bananaramamama 3 years ago
There is a point where tipping is awesome. I clean homes/businesses/AirBnBs....I get paid a more than generous hourly wage but sometimes a client will tip me $20-$50 for a really messy home or just a job they really liked. That's what tipping should be
ZeroCapacity 3 years ago
Even the local Subway has a feckin tip jar.I think a gas station near me does as well. It is starting to make me sick and not want to visit brick and morter anymore.
#81
This Was Posted On Twitter By Some Random E-Girl
Artsy Bookworm 3 years ago
I don't even have the energy or the inclination to Google what it means. This thread is quickly convincing me to love in a forest without any human contact
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#82
Ouch. I Feel Bad For Him
Ches Yamada 3 years ago
...but did you hit it off? Does it matter if she slept with them? Dump the friends, keep the girl if you're happy.
#83
Why Would You Want To Raise Your Own Children Anyway?
crowspectre (he/they) 3 years ago
Welp that's a quick way to make the gene pool significantly worse
oktopus 3 years ago
Who wouldn't want an elongated muskrat as father of their child? Mind you the dude is seriously disturbed, and I'm not talking about however posted the above.
Guðrún Sveinsdóttir 3 years ago
If you think Trump is smart, you are literally the only person dumber than him!!!😆
Sheena Leversedge Wood 2 years ago
I mean, if trump came out first instead of second, I'd assume they'd accidentally clicked sort by lowest first.
Binky Melnik 3 years ago
I think we all know exactly where Musk’s sperm is, and we’re trying really, REALLY hard not to think about harvesting it. 🤮
#84
Rip To Their Friendgroup Indeed
Binky Melnik 3 years ago
I don’t get it. Are his friends with birthdays coming up dead? Why the “RIP”?
#85
Crypto Bro Goes Broke
#86
I Am A Male With A Relatively High Voice, Just High Enough To Sound Like A Girl. Get On A Vc, Talk For A Few Minutes, Get Creeped Out, Leave, Then Find This In My Pms The Next Day
Phobrek Taz 3 years ago
What women can receive on any given day. I'm a guy with a non-gender-specific name and profile pic, and have gotten grossly hit on by rando loser dudes without even any prior interaction. It's endless.
Goth Mouse (he/they) 3 years ago
I had someone message me with ‘hey beautiful girl 😘’ and im still laughing about it my profile pic is a literally a rat in a wig 🤣🤣🤣
#87
Boy Needs To Move On
Kise Miarse 3 years ago
If you're really denied meaningful conversation in your relationship, it's probably time to reevaluate. Also, if that's all you need, why can't you make a guy friend to talk to, hm?
#88
Got No Mates
Lillian Swaim 3 years ago
I want to imagine that a chill bro saw this, invited his best mates to go with, then they all became best friends and then go to out camping and stuff.
#89
When You Try To Revive A Long Dead Chat Group
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago
Poor dude, i may try to revive a dead gc and see if it goes better
#90
Who Hurt This Man
#91
Yikes
Michael Largey 3 years ago
"I'm glad my boat has sunk to the bottom of the ocean. I was so sea-sick on the surface."
Jill Hojnacki 3 years ago
Then why not have an honest conversation with her about opening the marriage?
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago
That's unhealthy af but like if y'all had a conversation maybe u could make it work as an open relationship- odd situation tho
Ham Fright 3 years ago
Consenting adults, things sound better for both of them. Who am I to judge?🤷♂️
#93
How The Mighty Have Fallen
harpling 3 years ago
Jonathan Lyndale Kirk, aka DaBaby, aka Baby Jesus, is an American rapper from Cleveland, Ohio. When I looked him up, all I could find were various reports of him hitting fans, beating producers, killing a teenager in a walmart, making awful, homophobic, threatening remarks in interviews and in his lyrics, and (just to prove what a gem of a human being he is) enthusiastically endorsing Kanye West for president.
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Been Browsing The Sub For A Little Wanted To Post My Own Cringe
#95
Found On An Mma Forum
Daffydillz' Cold Contagious 3 years ago
OP confirmed that she is 21 and he is 36, but she assumed he was about 23 or so. She found out his real age and was upset and felt it was creepy. She didn't want anything to do with him afterwards.
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Just Happened To Me Today
#97
Can Youtube Couples Go One Video Without These Horrible Thumbnails, Especially Under This Type Of Circumstance?!
Jay TheSaltLord 3 years ago
And that tumor has a the most ridiculous attempt at facial hair i've ever seen.
#98
Small Ball Size…
Eastendbird 3 years ago
Showering regularly and an anti perspirant will solve one of those problems.
Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago
I might be over generalising here, but most women don't even find d*cks attractive, much less balls, right? It's not their "beauty" or size that makes women enjoy them, it's their function, right? And nobody needs balls except for reproduction. There's a reason most artificial *chrm* joysticks don't have added balls... I only ever noticed balls on a hook-up once, and that was because of their unusual size: I was worried that guy had cancer or sth., it was like two man's fists!!! I probably wouldn't even noticed if my husband's balls were gone one day, to be honest...
Thatkamloopsguy 3 years ago
I don't know if You should really be worried about it as it seems your balls are not in high demand anyways.
Dorian Reeves 2 years ago
I’m a dude with NO balls (trans) and I still got a girlfriend, am not fat and ugly and I know how to shower. Get a grip dude
#99
Anything For Clout…
#100
He Didn't Need To Dig Himself Into This Hole
Phobrek Taz 3 years ago
A dumbass bro trying to interact with someone way too intelligent and interesting for him, but she also has epic levels of grace. This is... kind of wholesome?
#101
I Don't Even Know What To Say About This One
#102
A Little Real Estate Agent Sadcringe
#103
Guy I Worked With About 3/4 Years Ago, Haven't Spoken In At Least 2 Of Those And Have Him Blocked On Everything Else
3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
It can also be used casually in written English to mean “or” or “and/or.” As in “do you want fries/salad with that? It’ll take 3/4 extra minutes!” :) hope that helps!
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That’s Gotta Be The Problem, The Color Of The Bubbles…
#105
😢
Ches Yamada 3 years ago
Only one of these aoply to me as a woman. I'm loved unconditionally because I found love in my husband.
Casey McAlister 3 years ago
That's interesting that his first thought upon seeing a woman is about d***s.
Ranboo_Has_All_The_Gender 2 years ago
Yeah we'll just stop bleeding once a month and the population will increase by fkn 1000% like bruh. Also yeah being loved unconditionally is a huge problem and we are all selfish and rude. /s
KOTLC_Fan 🇺🇦 2 years ago
I can agree with the period one- they suck and I wish they didn’t exist, but not for the reasons he says 💀
#106
On A Deleted Scenes Video From Better Call Saul
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago
What is it with people and sex?- a confused and genuinely concerned asexual
3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
It’s pretty weird eh. I’m not asexual and I ask myself that question all the time :p
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#109
My 45 Year Old Mother Thinks That Donald Trump Is Her Father
#110
Oh God, This Is A New Low
Phobrek Taz 3 years ago
Even worse, if the guy ends up spending that much on a sex doll, has "sex" with it, and sinks further into despair and loneliness after what I can only imagine would be an ultimately embarrassing experience. That $ would be better spent on therapy. Or uh... anything else, probably.
Thegoodboi 3 years ago
Ahhh how was sex for you hunny? *silence* Ok guess I'll clean you up now. *silence* Love you too :,)..
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This Will Always Be My Response From Now On
#113
Straight Out Of R/Incles
Sheena Leversedge Wood 2 years ago
it only bothers other people if you have the volume up and no headphones. otherwise, who cares if you're playing portable games in public.
Na Schi 3 years ago
Well, being femal and playing portable/smartphone video games in public... taught me to do it as discreet as possible. Otherwise you've got an "incel" attached to your heels, who (that?) invite you for a coffee after 5 minutes and wouldn't take no for an answer. (Had to get early/later out of the bus playing Pokémon Go because of those "dudes" and their ignorance to understand a clear NO!
#115
Bro Called The FBI
SirWriteALot 3 years ago
Someone donate this guy some commas, periods and paragraphs. Sheesh ...
#116
You Ever Realise That It’s You Who Is The Sad Cringe?
3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
I think the person is realizing that they were droning on about something and, judging by the other person’s replies, the other person wasn’t interested. OP is realizing that they, OP, are in fact the cringey one.
Casey McAlister 3 years ago
Some context would be nice. So far I don't see anything particularly sad or cringey.
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memyselfandI 3 years ago
Do none of these people understand that sex is not the main purpose of life?
Dee 3 years ago
Aaaaaaand every one of these posts is yet another reason that if anything ever happens to my husband, I will just be single forever. Not even worth it. Nope.
Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago (edited)
Ditto. Mind you, I'm 78 so it's very unlikely I'd have to worry about being hit on. 😊
Load More Replies... Literallyaeasybakeoven 3 years ago
As a demiromantic person, I understand some of these (not all, a ton of these are batsh*t insane). Human beings often feel a strong need for connection to people and when you don’t have that be it sexual, romantic, or platonic, it can lead to a lot of these sad desperate moments
Sardonyx_3 3 years ago
I'm AroAce, but I sorta understand a few* of these. The rest are just... disgusting...
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Dizavid 3 years ago
My faith in just existence itself demands most of those incels turn out to be twelve year old boys. Even my capacity to be disappointed by people just can't take that many adults acting....that.
memyselfandI 3 years ago
Do none of these people understand that sex is not the main purpose of life?
Dee 3 years ago
Aaaaaaand every one of these posts is yet another reason that if anything ever happens to my husband, I will just be single forever. Not even worth it. Nope.
Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago (edited)
Ditto. Mind you, I'm 78 so it's very unlikely I'd have to worry about being hit on. 😊
Load More Replies... Literallyaeasybakeoven 3 years ago
As a demiromantic person, I understand some of these (not all, a ton of these are batsh*t insane). Human beings often feel a strong need for connection to people and when you don’t have that be it sexual, romantic, or platonic, it can lead to a lot of these sad desperate moments
Sardonyx_3 3 years ago
I'm AroAce, but I sorta understand a few* of these. The rest are just... disgusting...
Load More Replies... Dizavid 3 years ago
My faith in just existence itself demands most of those incels turn out to be twelve year old boys. Even my capacity to be disappointed by people just can't take that many adults acting....that.
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