Viral TikTok Trend Has Women Sharing The Nastiest Texts From Men, Here Are 30 Of The Worst

Cold Contagious 4 years ago

He can pause his breathing as well while he checking things out.

11points

cheryl strickland 4 years ago

I'd have said "That's a relief! I wanted to date other men, so that works out" See ya on the other side

7points

B-b-bird 4 years ago

And IF after 100 years he's still alive they can restart where they left off :D

2points

Adam C 4 years ago (edited)

Wow he must think he's the greatest gift to women

33points

Cee Mor 4 years ago

Yep, my brother was proud when his son did this. he said he raised him right...I told him NO he didn't!

27points

Vicky Zar 4 years ago

Normally I am quite empathic and can imagine all sorts of situations and feelings others might have in lots of unlikely situations, but I cannot, for the life of me, understand the thought process of your brother.

3points

Otter 4 years ago

And I want to be able to eat ice cream without gaining weight! Which doesn't mean I'm entitled to do that, or have any right to get angry at the world if I gain a size.

26points

QueenMiri 4 years ago (edited)

What. The. F**k. He is literally telling her she is second choice. A back up plan. That level of cruel is unbelievable.

24points

Alexei Arntzen 4 years ago

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Chiuki 4 years ago

No respect. Second choice, backup plan booty call. No woman deserves this crap. You don't put relationships on 'pause' while you attempt to start another one, then expect she's there waiting for you with open arms.

16points

Alexei Arntzen 4 years ago

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mummy pig 4 years ago

WOW! JUST WOW😳

11points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

Yes darling. I will be right here waiting to hear from you. Twiddling my thumbs perhaps.

10points

Debbie Burton 4 years ago

Hope she sent back "Who dis?"

10points

Suz66 4 years ago

At least they gave a good reason why they never deserve a second chance.

8points

#2

When Why Is He Asking For Them

Final score:

296points

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KJ 4 years ago

Should send some nice pics of booby birds, I love their blue feet.

222points

Eva the Egg 4 years ago

Or some newds, I love good newds

14points

Stinky Malinky 4 years ago

He asked for ‘tit pics’. Blue tits, coal tits, great tits. Lovely little birds the lot of them.

9points

Kevin Cheung 4 years ago

I had to google what a booby bird was and I don't regret it lol

9points

not your average weirdo 4 years ago

Yeah, they're so cool

4points

Mona 4 years ago

Blue footed boobies ! I love those birds!

3points

DrGirlfriend 4 years ago

This is underrated post, bravo this rocks!!!

3points

Lovin' Life 4 years ago

OMG. They are Gorgeous

2points

K 4 years ago

Have you heard zefrank booby song on YouTube?

1point

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

Only blue-footed boobies have blue feet.

0points

Zaza 4 years ago

Add a couple tits too, they're lovely!

0points

Julianne M 4 years ago

YESS

0points

Deborah B 4 years ago

If breasts aren't sexual, why do you want to see them?

76points

Potato 4 years ago

I mean, yes technically they aren't sexual. But they are sexualIZED. I'm not sending pics of my feet to someone with a foot fetish.

11points

Chiuki 4 years ago

Send him some man boob pictures if he's so desperate to see boobs.

54points

Nope 4 years ago

My thoughts exactly. Big, fat, hairy manboobs

26points

Cori 4 years ago

If it's just body parts he's interested in, a photo of her elbow should do just fine. You know, since he's not being sexual about it. 🙄

28points

QueenMiri 4 years ago

You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Consent. Ever heard of it. And if boobs are not sexual, then what do you need a picture of specifically them for?

16points

Full of Giggles 4 years ago

Send him a d**k pick and when he gets pissed, tell him he shouldn’t be disgusted seeing other mens’ genitals because it’s “something everyone has.”

15points

MortyMouse 4 years ago

I hate the term mansplaining, but this guy is totally mansplaining misogyny.

13points

Janine B. 4 years ago

I'd send him pics of man boobs 'cause boobs are boobs, right?

9points

Sami 4 years ago

Best reply

0points

Meg Curry 4 years ago

"Breasts are not sexual parts so send them to me so I can privately sexualize them." Is what I'm seeing.

8points

Anonymous 4 years ago

Feminism is women making their own choice either they should cover or not.

8points

#3

But It's All Love So It's Fine

Final score:

233points

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I I 4 years ago

all love tho.....fck me these people

195points

Bruce Scheiman 4 years ago

That is so disgusting! I would like to use super glue, to glue his mouth shut. That is a very cruel message. God forbid a big woman confidence! I would love to see what this guy looks like! I guarantee he is nothing to bark at!

63points

Seabeast 4 years ago

You just know he's no Adonis himself.

17points

Chiuki 4 years ago

And we wonder why our daughters have self-esteem and body issues. Do better.

54points

Martha Meyer 4 years ago

This person is honestly dangerous. I think most normal people wouldn't even say this to their worst enemy.

44points

classbag 4 years ago (edited)

Right? It's like Joker-level crazy to text someone something like this. I feel like he thinks it makes him look like a badass, but it just makes him seem like he needs serious therapy.

23points

Deborah B 4 years ago

Body shaming assholes - "how dare you be confidant and love your breasts?" Bitchy and cruel.

21points

Jo Choto 4 years ago

That is so incredibly mean and vile. We make fun of you in our group chat? Worst kind of bullying.

20points

ThoughtsAreNotFacts 4 years ago

Agree. As if the message wasn't bad enough, to then say how she's being mocked in a group is so awful and ugly. I hope this text was a fake/joke

9points

classbag 4 years ago (edited)

It's the confidence part that gets me. You can think whatever you want about me, but telling me how to feel about myself is the most self-aggrandizing thing I've ever seen, as if you have that authority! I'd answer, "Who tf are you to tell me not to be confident, you useless nobody? Lol kiss my fat ass😘" just to make sure he knew he could never affect my love for myself.

17points

SB 4 years ago

Right? The message to too many women is "how dare you be confident! How dare you like anything about yourself unless I'm temporarily approving of you!" blech

7points

Tamra Stiffler 4 years ago

Just how in the hell does someone like this sleep at night? Unimaginably cruel.

6points

bbgorilla 4 years ago

If you can't spell, I'm not ever insulted by you

4points

AnnaBanana 4 years ago

Ha! Nice one.

0points

Debbie Burton 4 years ago

....don't be confident? So sad when guys with a small penis need to carry on like this

4points

If you’re a woman, you most likely know very well how it feels to protect yourself from online abuse and harassment. In many cases, it feels like women have this “unjust burden” thrown at them which is only getting worse with each new way of communication. Imagine men who would have never considered standing on a street corner in a trench coat are now bullying and harassing women they meet online. How did it happen?

#4

All I Did Was Go Out With A Dude I Met On Tinder

Final score:

212points

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Chiuki 4 years ago

Choices have consequences, homie. You effed around and found out, didn't you?

175points

QueenMiri 4 years ago

It's your own fault you piece of s**t. I am glad your ex found out. She deserves better.

33points

classbag 4 years ago (edited)

My response: "B***h don't cheat on your girlfriend then! 🤡"

31points

Logic and Reason 4 years ago

Obviously the dude here is a douche, but the phrasing “my little pony looking ass” made me chuckle.

24points

Yvonda Marie Levings 4 years ago

Me to

1point

The Coated Dev 4 years ago

damn his girlfriend must be a detective or some s**t, she found that hair reaaaaaaaal quick huh

8points

Douglas Turner 4 years ago

Dude, if your "girlfriend" is searching the backseat of your car, she ain't looking for hairs, she's looking for an exit.

8points

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

They didn’t say she was searching.

2points

Victoria 4 years ago

This is why I wear sparkly lotion on dates..... If you're with someone and you don't tell me your ass gon' get caught

5points

Pittsburgh rare 4 years ago

Good tip!

2points

Salty Wild Hair 4 years ago

Why is he on tinder if he has a girlfriend?

1point

Colleen Skazalski 4 years ago

Good Time Charlie's got the blues.

1point

XxInstantKarmaxX 3 years ago

glad she found out

0points

#5

After A Phone Conversation/ Argument. I Wish I Was Joking

Final score:

202points

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Chiuki 4 years ago

So he's saying "I never really liked you, I just wanted sex so I'm trading you in for a newer model" What a shallow and pathetic dude.

165points

Draco's Dragonfly 4 years ago

Sounds like she's about to lose a lot of weight. Good riddance

21points

Eva the Egg 4 years ago

The elephant tho... 😔😔😔😅😅😅😂

13points

Bexxxxx 4 years ago

Her elephant pic response is killing me 😂😂😂

6points

My Name Is Mars 4 years ago

I used to be severely overweight and got a lot of crap from (mostly) men about it. Lots of derogatory remarks. I met my fiance six years ago, after I'd lost 90 pounds, and told him I used to be morbidly obese. I showed him pictures. I was afraid he'd be grossed out but his only comment was that I was as beautiful then as I am now. That's when I knew he was a keeper.

5points

Parmeisan 4 years ago

Makes me want to put on MORE weight before getting back onto Tinder...

4points

I I 4 years ago

yeah dont take it to heart you elephant ?? REALLY ??

3points

Mona 4 years ago

I doubt he has the perfect body to be saying anything to any woman.

1point

backatya 4 years ago

C-ya fatty

0points

Mollie Mills 4 years ago

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0points

#6

I Honestly Didn’t Even Know How To Respond To This

Final score:

199points

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Deborah B 4 years ago

"With your personality, I'm not surprised that buying sex is the only way you can get laid. Happily for me, I'm not for sale, so I can honestly tell you to go f*ck yourself."

173points

Vic 4 years ago

I wish she replied: "If dinosaurs still existed I hope one would s**t on you"

12points

Lynn Morello 4 years ago

Nice serve.

0points

Julianne M 4 years ago

What my grandma would tell me to say in this

0points

Full of Giggles 4 years ago

If Neanderthals still existed, I’d f**k them before I’d f**k you.

12points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

0points

Eva the Egg 4 years ago

Interesting hookup line...

12points

A B C 4 years ago

"interesting" is the perfect word for that. O_O

12points

Otter 4 years ago

Nice of him to give fair warning like that.

8points

Andy Acceber 4 years ago

Oh, that's an easy response: Block.

7points

Chiuki 4 years ago

Maybe spend that money on an education instead.

6points

Trixypix 4 years ago

WHAT da F***

4points

Jo Choto 4 years ago

WTF?

2points

Debbie Burton 4 years ago

The only answer here could be, 'You couldn't afford me!'

2points

Bianca Dawn Pommier 4 years ago

i think hes trying... mabye " hey, did you givee a concussion? cause youre a knockout!"

2points

The experts now say that sexual harassment made online is no less dangerous to a victim than physical harassment done in real life. “It is inevitable that some of these people will then go on to commit contact sexual offenses, but it is not possible to say at this time what sort of proportion that is,” Clare McGlynn, Professor of Law and expert in image-based sexual abuse, from Durham Law School, told HuffPost UK.

#7

I Just Found This At The Bottom Of My Tinder Messages Im Going To Peeeeeeee

Final score:

199points

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KJ 4 years ago

WTF!

98points

Rebecca Surette 4 years ago

In fact, WT ACTUAL F!

1point

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

There is so much to unpack here that it could actually work as a very weird conversation starter.

14points

S. 4 years ago

But is that a conversation you'd want to have? 😅

13points

Chiuki 4 years ago

Is Graham hoping you're going to bake him some cookies and knit him a cardigan?

10points

Yvonda Marie Levings 4 years ago

Graham cookies lol

1point

kjorn 4 years ago

justsatdow...994990.jpg

8points

thebossanovabird 4 years ago

facts

0points

HorrorEyeArcade 4 years ago

bro get therapy

5points

deanna woods 4 years ago

This guy is very disturbed.

3points

Everything AGR 4 years ago

that's an.... original... compliment??

3points

Daniel Mattock 4 years ago

At least it’s original for an opening line..:

1point

Mollie Mills 4 years ago

Aaaaaaand NO!

0points

Raven DeathShade 4 years ago

I look like my grandma when she was young. Or at least that's what she and my dad says XD.

0points

#8

And They Say Romance Is Dead?

Final score:

190points

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Eva the Egg 4 years ago

What the f**k. BEGONE DICKHEAD

178points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

I am going to steal "BEGONE DICKHEAD" if you don't mind.

33points

Vic 4 years ago

So he expects her to have a Sphinx cat? Weird wish..

17points

classbag 4 years ago (edited)

The audacity to think she'll be so desperate to hook up with him she'll be grateful that she's the one Indian girl he finds cute. And the fact that he thinks he has the right to insult her on multiple levels by asking about her public hair. Where do these repulsive men get these unwarranted giant egos?!

12points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Shake hands with danger, and friends that i used to know...

0points

Seanette Blaylock 4 years ago

To quote a favorite movie: "if that's the way you refer to girls, you and your hand are going to have a very lasting relationship".

24points

Foxxy (Not Original) 4 years ago

what is it from

3points

Chiuki 4 years ago

You're not doing anyone a favor by liking them, neanderthal. At least your stupid enough to show your true self (a powerful contraceptive)

22points

H Edwards 4 years ago

Goddamn men who can't cope with pubic hair have no business being anywhere near a woman. So sick of that s**t.

13points

Liz the Wanderer 4 years ago

Men who date strippers.

0points

Rose the Cook 4 years ago

Send him a picture of your cat.

11points

Jo Choto 4 years ago

He will never know.

8points

Sa Ruuu 4 years ago

If a guy expects me to be shaved anywhere, I expect him to be shaved there too. "BuT MEn WiTh HAiR iS NaTurAL, iTs GrOSs On WoMeN" yeah it's natural for women to have hair smh that argument always makes my brain explode because it's like, do those people think women evolved without hair or something?

5points

Beans 4 years ago

Yes they do. Man babies who think porn is reality think pubic hair isn't a thing on women, or shouldn't be. I remember when Demi Moore's old nude photoshoots from the 80s resurfaced a few years ago, people were losing their crap because she had a hairy bush and were treating it like some kind of anomaly. It was so stupid

1point

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

No no no, because hair growing around the genitals would be unnatural . . .

4points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

Why does he think that the word 'pussy' became a euphemism for vulva, ffs

5points

Mazer 4 years ago

The whole shaving privates started because pedophiles wanted their partners to appear younger, that it has been normalized is creepy as heck

4points

April Stephens 4 years ago

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-1point

Pumpkin Spice 4 years ago

Um. Can I just...? *grabs the entire female pop. of India with brooms, flowerpots, and katanas*

2points

#9

Reality Of Dating In 2020

Final score:

189points

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Chiuki 4 years ago

Sad, shallow & judgemental idiot - slither back under your rock.

117points

Bird Nerd 4 years ago

I read that as "shitter back under your rock" and tbh its more accurate lol

3points

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago

Wrong person received that text I guess?

27points

Me Oh My 4 years ago

Sir, go back to the dark, dank, stanky hole from which you came. And I don't mean your mother's pussy.

14points

Bird Nerd 4 years ago

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Cold Contagious 4 years ago

Knock Knock, good bye 👋

10points

Debbie 4 years ago

Why let him come to your house?

5points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

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Mistiekim 4 years ago

Well it said “headed that way” implying he never met her or followed through on the date. That’s the shitty part. He gets bonus points for being too stupid not to check who he was sending that message to, especially one like that.

3points

Kirk Mckeever 4 years ago

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Tamra Stiffler 4 years ago

It's a shitty thing to do whether a man or a woman does it.

18points

Meanwhile, Laura Thompson, a lead researcher at City University, believes that with the digital age and more and more platforms coming out, people always find a way to weaponize them. Moreover, according to her, “while women seem to have largely accepted this as part of the unwritten laws of internet interaction, finding the solution to this type of abuse should not fall into the laps of victims because it 'curtails women’s opportunities.'”

Laura believes that it’s “unfair to expect women to be continually self-policing and every time they want to use some function online, they need to think about how it might be misused by someone else and we can’t scare women off using the internet, or smartphone technology, because it is simply not fair.”

#10

This Man Rlly Called Me Out Like That

Final score:

176points

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Chiuki 4 years ago

No, she isn't an amusement park and she doesn't owe you anything except hitting that block button.

169points

Remy 4 years ago

You only get a turn to ride when mutual consent is achieved, coercion doesn't count. That means you don't automatically get a turn, you're not going to just walk up and buy a ticket because you think you're entitled to a turn. Hell, you may never get a ticket with that attitude!

8points

Jo Choto 4 years ago

"When is it my turn?" Possibly one of the rapiest comments I have ever read.

35points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Your turn is right there on the left! Just turn there and walk away you dumbass!

1point

Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat 4 years ago

Ugh, people who say "when is it my turn?" in regards to being with someone are messed up in the head. It's not a queue!

21points

Remy 4 years ago

Right?!?!

4points

Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 4 years ago

Just because you exist and the other person is single doesn't mean you two end up together. I mean even if being single sucks sometimes for some people, they are not that desperate.

13points

HorrorEyeArcade 4 years ago

who the f**k is this guy and please tell me you cut him off

8points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 4 years ago

The kind of guy who brags around about how he knows "how to talk to women".

7points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

Nice of him to explain to her that she doesn't know what thoughts she has going round her own head. She'd have been so mistaken otherwise.

5points

Anna Banana 4 years ago

Didn't you know? Women don't get to just be on their own, we're either with a guy, pining after a guy, or getting over a guy. Unless the relationship is not with a guy, then we haven't met the right guy yet.

2points

Draco's Dragonfly 4 years ago

When is it my turn?? Alrighty then....

5points

Natalie Seaton 4 years ago

Oh, no! *pensive knuckles to teeth* What a loss!

4points

Aamna Shah 4 years ago (edited)

'When is my turn?' After hell freezes over. Good God the audacity!

3points

#11

No Coming Back From This One Brother

Final score:

168points

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Chiuki 4 years ago

Sounds like homie is only interested in hookups - doesn't even like women, but only wants to use them. Certainly doesn't respect them. Another bullet dodged.

93points

Petros Vrasivanopoulos 4 years ago

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Marnie 4 years ago

Anyone who refers to a woman as a "b***h" (when she's not being a "b***h) deserves to be taken away to a small island with no company except a pet rock.

2points

Mona 4 years ago

Scum bag !

1point

Liz 4 years ago

It’s cropped in this image but the guy’s name was Jax.

1point

Yeah, you heard 4 years ago

So what?

-1point

Dorothy Parker 4 years ago (edited)

Are some of these speech to text issues?

-1point

#12

I Know Rodby Ain't Talking

Final score:

161points

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Chiuki 4 years ago

And Rodby is a pretentious, misogynistic d*ckhead's name. Report and block.

145points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

what kinda name is rodby

30points

Dirk Daring 4 years ago

Flash back to when she was born... Her mom and dad said, "Yeah, this baby is definitely a whore, let's name her Sarah." (How Rodby's mind not-works)

17points

Splash Bach 4 years ago

Chicken butt 🤣

11points

pandaes 4 years ago

say that in the face of Sarah Connor if you dare

10points

Gay_Forg 4 years ago

How did u get verified??

4points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

The wife of Abraham in the bible is quite confused about this assumption re: her name.

7points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

This is bad but I can't get over the name Rodby. What kind of name is that??

6points

thebossanovabird 4 years ago

it sounds like the name of an Animal Crossing character

1point

Ian Taggart 4 years ago

For a second, I thought it said "wifr's name".

3points

Tara Leigh 4 years ago

I’m guessing that says “whore’s” not “wife’s” name.

3points

SweetCee 4 years ago

Dude. At least my name is real.

3points

Metallic Geisha 4 years ago

I thought whore was a whore's name?

3points

#13

#chivalryisntdead

Final score:

157points

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Ancsuri 4 years ago

and he wears a fedora...

184points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

If he opens a door and says, 'Milady".... RUN.

34points

von Funnyname 4 years ago

You think a buttoned vest, or sweater vest? Puffy sleeve shirt?

14points

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago

A *TRILBY*, a fedora is a different hat

7points

Big Chungus 4 years ago

lol i was just about to come here to comment where's the fedora

6points

Tweetysvoice 4 years ago (edited)

Spot on! I bet money you're correct! Probably uses a cane for display only too ..

5points

Princess Jade 4 years ago

And feasts on chicken tendies washed down with Mountain Dew!

4points

Stinky Malinky 4 years ago

*trilby but calls it a fedora

3points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Yarr! It be the worst pirate in the seven seas!

2points

Lady of the Mountains 4 years ago

i bet

1point

GoddessOdd 4 years ago

and a chin beard

0points

K 4 years ago

Neck beard

0points

cheryl strickland 4 years ago

To hide his balding head.

0points

Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 4 years ago

If that is chivalry, I want it dead, burnt and its ashes sent into space heading to the next black hole.

30points

Tamra Stiffler 4 years ago

Pardon me sir, but might I suggest you forcefully extricate your rather neanderthal cranium from out thine ass? And then you may gaze upon my extended middle finger.

26points

Aamna Shah 4 years ago

That made me chuckle.

4points

Susie Elle 4 years ago

You can open a thesaurus and rephrase "send nudes so I can j*rk off" all you want

21points

Lovin' Life 4 years ago

Perfect response

1point

Chiuki 4 years ago

For I am but a lowly peasant - without internet or manners, yet overflowing with d*ckheadery.

20points

thatmagicgaychick 4 years ago

stealing the phrase "overflowing with d*ckheadery"

3points

Miss Alice 4 years ago

"Photographing your flesh" gives me serial killer vibes.

10points

Me Oh My 4 years ago

The sad thing is, this is better than the way most people ask.

9points

Trixypix 4 years ago

Where's my puke tray

9points

Ellen Ranks 4 years ago

Well at least he did not write "m'lady"

5points

Eva the Egg 4 years ago

Why did he have to write it that way...

3points

#14

Oh No

Final score:

151points

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I I 4 years ago

the words every girl longs to hear

154points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

-Chunk Tongle, author of "Poor man's poor man's porn 6"

4points

Shoddy 4 years ago

But only after she's removed her tasteful fabrics.

3points

Lynn Morello 4 years ago

And I am sure the Police would like a few words with him as well.

0points

Chiuki 4 years ago (edited)

Unless Joe is a failed comedian (that $#!t isn't funny or clever), forward this to the local police and block him.

33points

S. 4 years ago

Even if he's a comedian, please still forward him to the police. He's not worth the risk.

32points

Deborah B 4 years ago

Can you forward this to the police, because it's creepy as hell?

21points

AngelWingsYT 4 years ago

Sadly odds are they blame her for sending the pic shown to begin with saying "she asked for those kinda comments" thats the culture we are in its rarely the attackers fault😔

3points

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

I might have to castrate you.

17points

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago

This is exactly why the phrase WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K exists

14points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Report to police, and also kick him for encouraging a grown female ot look like a pre-pubescent boy.

7points

classbag 4 years ago (edited)

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Daniel Mattock 4 years ago

No good thing can happen as a result of that comment…. Why?!

6points

bbgorilla 4 years ago

I might have to stabbbbb

3points

Id row 4 years ago

I bet he describes himself as a Nice Guy™

2points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

His parents must be so proud of him

2points

#15

Please It’s 90° And I Posted In My Bathing Suit Bye

Final score:

149points

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Chiuki 4 years ago

Another mega-idiot blaming women for his impulse control problem. This is exactly why #yesallmen is a thing. Dads - do better at teaching your sons (and yourselves) to respect women and stop blaming & victimizing them.

152points

Tamra Stiffler 4 years ago

I don't think saying "all men do this" or "all women do that" is fair or true. I know men who would not only NEVER behave like this, but they'd be the first to call another man out on horseshit like this.

22points

Rebecca Surette 4 years ago

Well, we can always do to men who can't control themselves what we do to pets who can't control themselves. I can recommend a really good vet.

1point

Tony Reynolds 4 years ago

This is ridiculous stereotyping. The only way the world is going to change and move towards equality (which I am 100% in support of) is if men choose to give up their long held power, willingly. That's never going to happen if there continue to be women who say things like "yes, all men". Where are your allies in the fight? Half of women won't stand with you and fight for equality for themselves, and jerks like those in this article won't stand with you. So it makes sense that you would need a large amount of likeminded men to stand with you and demand that women are treated equally. Well, guess what? It's pretty hard to do that with stupid hashtags like that where you alienate those men (like me) who are ready to stand up and fight next to you if all you do is insult us. #notallmen

-1point

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago

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Susie Elle 4 years ago

Girl: *wears clothes* Dude: "See y'all are asking for r*pe"

21points

Bisexual Tiger 4 years ago

Girl! “Fine” *takes OFF clothes* Dude: “Well now you just demanding it.”

3points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

She posts in a swimsuit, and that's somehow a logical step to posting nude and "asking" for *rape*?! What freaking psychopathy is this?!

14points

classbag 4 years ago (edited)

Just a man angry that a beautiful woman that he doesn't and will never have access to would dare post a swimsuit photo of herself. Some men think everything women do should be for their direct benefit, and if it's not, then they shouldn't be surprised when men act out because of it. In fact, the women are "asking for it."

5points

Me Oh My 4 years ago

A bathing suit picture counts as "asking for rape"? The f**k? I have severe ADHD and I have better impulse control than this man.

11points

Auntriarch 4 years ago

I hope he never gets a copy of the Bravissimo catalogue

0points

S. 4 years ago

That's a lot of words to say, "I don't know how to control myself around women, but THEY are the problem here!"

11points

BoredHuman 4 years ago

No woman asks to be raped. Rape is a form of violence and control.

4points

Gerry Nix 4 years ago

Incel's really need to change their approach...

3points

Sarah C 4 years ago

David, I'm 100% certain that you mistyped 'I am...' in the first part of that second sentence.

1point

thatmagicgaychick 4 years ago

a wild incel appears

1point

Id row 4 years ago

Another Nice Guy™

1point

#16

Sorry Ladies He’s All Mine

Final score:

148points

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Chiuki 4 years ago

Reese just saw their own face reflected in their phone screen.

129points

Lunar Bicycle 4 years ago

I f*****g hate people like that. It’s perfectly fine to not find someone attractive, and even to find them ugly — but if you feel the need to ever, ever say it out loud you’re just a cold piece of s**t.

24points

classbag 4 years ago

Seriously! I'd rather be ugly than have such a garbage personality. Yikes.

10points

Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 4 years ago

No one is possible so ugly on the outside as this Reese is on the inside. Bullet dodged.

7points

Witchling 4 years ago

Youre something all right.

3points

Seanette Blaylock 4 years ago

Unfortunately, the English language lacks sufficient obscenity to adequately describe what that something might be.

8points

Tara L. 3 years ago

At least she isn't named after a stupid candy

0points

KT 4 years ago

OUCH :(

0points

Lovin' Life 4 years ago

Too bad you can't photoshop your ugly ass personality

0points

Honey Slime 4 years ago (edited)

"Let me destroy your self esteem so I can feel better about myself"

0points

Lady of the Mountains 4 years ago

at least he's apologized (kinda anyway) and doesn't want anything from her

-1point

chuck.dont.surf 4 years ago

Nah, there's no "at least." He could have just NOT SAID ANYTHING AT ALL and unmatched. This is a d**k move.

0points

Tristan J 4 years ago

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#17

Kinda Clever Tho

Final score:

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Debbie Barnes 4 years ago

And never will... Blocked..

120points

Vic 4 years ago

Why not? Poor guy just wants to know her from the inside, send him X-rays

18points

Me Oh My 4 years ago

I'm finding it hard to be upset with this one. That's a creative, if trashy, pickup line.

15points

Stoopham McFernybabes 4 years ago

IKR? If someone sent that to me I would just have a laugh

6points

Whawhawhatsis 4 years ago

Do all these guys ever stop and think about the fact that most women are really turned off, at least in my experience, by guys who can't even postpone their lust at all? It is just so disgusting for them to focus on sex to the exclusion of anything -- except her weight and the size of her *ss, of course, but those both go back to their lust. Good grief!

9points

Tristan J 4 years ago

I'm curious how he expects her to find out if he is beautiful

5points

deanna woods 4 years ago

That has to be one of the sleaziest things that I have ever read.

2points

Tristan J 4 years ago

You new to the internet?

2points

Yup 4 years ago

Ew

2points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

Ewwww

1point

Pumpkin Spice 4 years ago

Goddammit Matthew.

1point

backatya 4 years ago

does he really think that line works?

0points

somnomania 4 years ago

I laughed a little, but no.

0points

#18

True Love

Final score:

136points

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Chiuki 4 years ago

Don't let this shallow dude treat you like property. Be alone or find someone who respects you.

75points

Stephanie IV 4 years ago

Maybe he’s incapable of saying understanding how to manage human contact?

0points

Debbie Barnes 4 years ago (edited)

I wouldn't invest in any future with this idiot and I'd end the journey now.

6points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

Yeah, that's what love is, a returns on investment.

5points

Bored Cats 4 years ago

Can somebody tell me what a milf is? (I'm not being sarcastic, I genuinely don't know)

2points

Allison Branham 4 years ago

Milf means "Mother I'd Love to F***" so yeah. 🤢

4points

zrwhol cue 4 years ago

just failed comendians, they do not even want sex i believe

0points

Stephanie Keith 4 years ago

We are supposed to invest and put our efforts into a relationship. But I think we all know this guy is not genuine in his meaning of invest.

0points

AngelWingsYT 4 years ago

I cackled at this xD not what they mean by imvesting in a relationship

0points

My O My 4 years ago

Or does he want to " invest" in making a baby. 10 months after she'd me a milf

0points

Honey Slime 4 years ago

If I invested in you, it would not be worth it. Ugly s**t.

0points

Raena Celis 4 years ago

I cannot believe guys like this exist. Like, this was an actual person

0points

#19

Let’s Pray Nobody From My School Sees This Especially Him

Final score:

129points

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Ancsuri 4 years ago

the fedora guy strikes again...

193points

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago

Again, trilby. Different hat. Neckbeards wear trilbys

6points

a_smol_berry 4 years ago

Oh my god I just realized your joke. Granted I feel kinda stupid but good joke. :)

2points

Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago

I think this one might have been inspired by that other do*chebag... but this one has less control over spelling and grammar.

-1point

Joanna 4 years ago

Nah, this guy's spelling is way worse

-1point

S. 4 years ago (edited)

aPoN seeing this text, I want to get ApOn a cliff and walk off.

36points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Better take this guy and push him down the cliff instead

1point

ShadowLand 🇨🇦 4 years ago

*upon* you idiot

23points

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago

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Vasana Phong 4 years ago

Is this the same dude from #25’s thread???

14points

iluvanimals 4 years ago

I thought that as well. What if it was the same guy and two women coincidentally both posted about him. 😆😆😆

10points

Tvin 4 years ago

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

13points

Remy 4 years ago

Only a little? You have a strong stomach! 🤢

7points

Heather Bushnell 4 years ago

Apon 🤣🤣🤣

12points

Chiuki 4 years ago

Jack#ss again - I would send him one of the random unsolicited d*ck pics that women get almost daily.

9points

Pangolin Pal 4 years ago

"apon" - seriously? "APON?" Repeatedly, like not just a typo, but "APON???" This dude is a trifecta: extremely f**ked up, arrogantly convinced that he's some kind of writer, and embarrassingly incompetent in English. (I understand that English spelling and syntax can be challenging for a non-native speaker, but anyone with this degree of self-involvement and sheer idiocy -- how hard is it to Google the correct spelling of a word? -- is the worst possible combination of an asshole, a moron and a cultural illiterate. I award him zero points, and may God have mercy on his soul.)

7points

Maya Kuntz 4 years ago

"apon"

2points

Emmydearest 4 years ago

Someone has learned a new word apparently....

2points

#20

That’s On Having Gorg Friends I Guess

Final score:

128points

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Chiuki 4 years ago

She's lucky that having an attractive friend can help her weed out the shallow losers.

84points

Trixypix 4 years ago

Hahaha, poor friend

4points

Tara Leigh 4 years ago

Exactly!

1point

Susan Mercurio 4 years ago

You mean dump the shallow losers on her friend?

0points

cheryl strickland 4 years ago

Yes, she's trans. Usually works well for these type.

0points

Egidijus Linkus 4 years ago

OMG, you are unlucky.

0points

Stephanie IV 4 years ago

It’s blunt but not cruel. I’d ask my friend if she was interested.

6points

April Stephens 4 years ago

How bad it is also depends on the context. There are times when it would be appropriate to ask for an introduction (but I don't know if this is one of them).

3points

Zaza 4 years ago

Nothing wrong with asking about the friend he's into. And he even complimented her. This is not a rude text at all

3points

Klas Klättermus 4 years ago

I mean if this is not a dating app then there is no big probems here? And if it is a dating app, isn't that chick the weird one for posting a photo of her and her friend there? Sometimes women (and perhaps men) just post one photo of 2 persons and you are supposed to guess who it is I suppose?

2points

Mateo Buysse 4 years ago

Honestly....this is not even that bad compared to most other ones, if not all other ones.

1point

backatya 4 years ago

that's why you never post a pic with a friend in it

0points

AngelWingsYT 4 years ago

My reply: "sorry shes taken..by me"

0points

Brandy Grote 4 years ago

We're.. twins....

0points

Tara Leigh 4 years ago

I had a best friend from 14-19yrs old that was better looking than I was. I was a 7 she was a 9. This was a time that I had nice guys wanting to date me. The jerks out for looks being the most important tried to hook up with her or kept trying.

0points

#21

The Right Idea...?

Final score:

124points

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Chiuki 4 years ago

No, that would be working on the wrong part. You need to be working on that broken brain of yours.

96points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

He needs to mentally lift. Repeat after me: 1+1=2.

12points

Cold Contagious 4 years ago

That won't be necessary, unless it's for all the farming you'll be doing, jackass!

4points

bbgorilla 4 years ago

Dude isn't he already ripped from carrying around his massive ego?

3points

Debbie Burton 4 years ago

He probably has to start with 2kgs

1point

Mark Kelly 3 years ago

He said it's not a bad thing so that makes everything all right then.

0points

Kaj Boelsen 3 years ago

You should start running….

0points

backatya 4 years ago

lol that's a funny one. Try benching 400

0points

DKS 001 4 years ago

with that s**t attitude we'll never meet and you'll never know

0points

Yoga Kitty 4 years ago

Okay, I think this one is rather funny - I would not be offended by it.

0points

Lovin' Life 4 years ago

Wow

0points

#22

Thought I Would Hop On The Trend

Final score:

121points

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I I 4 years ago

at least he asked....... i guess???

204points

S. 4 years ago

Well, if anything, he did prove that there ARE stupid questions 😭😭

45points

Draco's Dragonfly 4 years ago (edited)

A dickpic with manners?

34points

Full of Giggles 4 years ago

When Canadians send d**k pics…

31points

S. 4 years ago

Why d**k pics are even a thing? Every time I've seen it, it NEVER worked out so why people, mostly men, do it??

17points

Otter 4 years ago

I think they know that sending d**k pics to strangers will never get them laid, so it's a pure and deliberate form of harrassment, of forcing sexual contact on strangers who will never agree to f**k.

13points

Remy 4 years ago

I wonder if sending an unsolicited d*** pic can count as indecent exposure or violate any child pornography laws🤔..? I mean you literally never know who is on the other side of the computer! Just think, if it's a bad idea to do in a public place where there may/may not be minors present (like at the mall), then maybe you shouldn't do it to strangers over the internet.

5points

Parmeisan 4 years ago

The theory I've heard, which makes a lot of sense to me, is that it's quick and easily and weeds out women who aren't interested in hookups. Forget consent.... if he can send 200 photos and get ONE person who wants sex out of it, he considers it a win.

3points

Fat Harry 4 years ago

Only "mostly" men??

2points

Chiuki 4 years ago

Zach just earned a lifetime ban. How is "here's a random pic of a p*n*s" not rude? Respect her and get to know her. Let her decide if she wants to see your little friend - stop forcing it on women!

15points

Id row 4 years ago

Does any girl ever want that? And if they did, I'm sure they'd ask.

13points

Mimi M 4 years ago

Too much common sense.

1point

Suz66 4 years ago

Send di*k pics,said NO woman ever!

10points

Johnnie Bravo 4 years ago (edited)

At the top of the page it's says ........ In fact, a study showed that 1 in 4 millennial men (27%) have sent a "d-pic" to a woman. Moreover, of millennial men who have sent a lewd photo, 24% have done so without being asked. .....meaning 75 percent of d**k picks were solicited.

3points

Jo Choto 4 years ago

I just don't understand... you find her attractive, therefore she wants a picture of your privates? Like, I just DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

7points

Les Izmore 4 years ago

Reply: Ok Zack, and please include your mother's, grandmother's and bosses email addresses. They might be interested in seeing how you treat women.

5points

Shannon Matthews 4 years ago

Well at least Zach was spot on with the fact that it was really stupid to ask. Cretin.

4points

#23

Men On Tinder

Final score:

118points

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S. 4 years ago

Gosh, why? In my opinion, ginger people are really pretty, especially with freckles. Anyone is regardless of hair, don't get me wrong, but people like this guy tend to focus on redheads' "carpet" for some reason.

15points

Chiuki 4 years ago

You're assuming she finds neanderthals attractive enough to get intimate with them.

13points

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago

Wtf is wrong with ginger girls exactly??

11points

Honey Slime 4 years ago

"I don't do ugly faces. So we are good."

6points

Yvonda Marie Levings 4 years ago

I had someone once ask me if my carpet matched my drapes Informed them nope I had hardwood and that they didn't need to worry cause I was never gonna get their wood hard

5points

MikeWheelerFan 4 years ago (edited)

I’m dirty blonde but I have brunette hair down there…I don’t your actual hair color matters too much

4points

Suz66 4 years ago

What makes him think she has hair "down there?"

3points

Kirsty Skelton 4 years ago

It's unreal how many people in my lifetime have asked me about the colour of my pubes before even knowing my surname (sometimes even my first name), most of them being middle aged or older men and a hell of a lot before I was even old enough to have them. It's sickening really.

2points

Zaza 4 years ago

So no ginger girls were willing to show you their "down there"huh? I wonder why...

1point

AC 1 month ago

If theyre a redhead with natural curls that is perfect!

0points

#24

Hellll No

Final score:

117points

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Chiuki 4 years ago

Good call. You don't have to hang out with shallow people at all!

73points

Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat 4 years ago

Why was she apologizing for gaining a couple pounds? Wtf

32points

classbag 4 years ago

I hope she gains a better perspective on herself and her worth.

20points

Draco's Dragonfly 4 years ago

Good way to find out if you've got a keeper, apparently...

5points

Honey Slime 4 years ago

At least my weight can change but that tiny baby d**k will always be a tiny baby d**k. Peace out bitch.

1point

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago (edited)

Maybe they meant so the person didn't feel self-conscious? Probs not though

1point

backatya 4 years ago

call me when you lose weight bye

0points

Zoe Vokes 4 years ago

She might have lost the weight in a couple of weeks. Good to know he is that shallow so she can be rid of him though. That’s a good way for eliminating men not worth your time

0points

DKS 001 4 years ago

good way to test someone out to see if they're worth your time

0points

Leeds Lass 4 years ago

what is a bulking szn?

0points

Zoe Vokes 4 years ago

Winter surely. Keeps you warmer and you’re wearing jumpers rather than swimsuits.

0points

Liz 4 years ago

Jeeze and this girl is like model gorgeous

0points

#25

I Was Scared

Final score:

116points

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Chiuki 4 years ago

Great - a rando creepy stalker. Block this creeper before it gets any weirder.

86points

Jaded Queen 4 years ago

If u didn't live in a society where such interactions usually result in some thing or other u would see it as a neutral story. They could hit it off. He is trying to not be weird about it. But ur society is really sick so probably not

14points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Creeper? Awww man!

4points

backatya 4 years ago

that's not creepy because of a door cam. He saw someone he was attracted to and tried to find her. If he didn't tell her and started following her around then you have a point

3points

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

No. Society is weird for making this a thing. If you use those social media apps, you contributed to the normalizing of such behavior.

2points

Tony Reynolds 4 years ago

Absolutely nothing creepy about this whatsoever. He was completely polite and explained how their paths crossed, thought she was cute and expressed interest in a non-creepy way.

0points

James Hardaway 4 years ago (edited)

I'm not sure I agree that this guy needs to be canceled based on this. I admit that I'm speaking from a male perspective and so I don't fully grasp what this situation must have felt like for the woman involved but I understand how his approach could be perceived as creepy. On the other-hand, when I was a young man there was a barista I thought was cute and I'd go to her coffee shop even when I didn't feel like coffee on the off-chance she might be working- eventually I worked up the nerve to ask her out. I guess I'm not seeing how this situation was much different? Isn't this how people have always met except with the addition of smart-cams and social media? If there's more to the story, like this kid kept messaging her after she said she wasn't interested or, worse, followed her around or showed up at her house than a line has been crossed for sure but I thought he seemed far less of a d-bag than the men in the other posts.

16points

Stephanie Keith 4 years ago

James, you are 100% correct. I think because these creepy situations happen so much. That even when it's not someone being creepy, but actually being genuine. They automatically see it as creepy when it's not. People definitely need to discern and take a minute to think if it's really creepy or if it's just someone trying to get to know you. Anyhow, I do agree with what you've said.

9points

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

I'm not a stalker, I'm not even that obsessed with you.

10points

Deborah B 4 years ago

This is really really stalker-ish, and so not cool.

4points

Stoopham McFernybabes 4 years ago

I really don’t get stalker vibes from this one. To me, this is the modern day equivalent of “I saw a really attractive person with a Bloggs College shirt on so I a asked a person I know who goes to Bloggs colleges if they knew her and now my friend is going to introduce us.” This is the world of social media - if you have a presence on social media, people will find you on social media (which is why I don’t use my real name and make my settings private because I had clients from work trying to friend me).

3points

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

It's really not the same to talk to someone about a common interest and to watch back a tape to find out a identity of someone who was there to work. Granted, he apologized but for a woman he's all red flags. Plus what you're implying, that it's her fault for having a social media presence is essentially victim blaming, please consider her pov.

-2points

AngelWingsYT 4 years ago

1 point for the work that went into this 0 for execution

1point

moon 4 years ago

this doesnt really seem creepy just immature-

1point

moon 4 years ago

i mean my thought process is a lil different when it comes to stuff like this so idk if my thoughts are valid- like ive had multiple adults that knew i was a minor hit on me and send me random d**k pics and found my personal info and all this other stuff and then id laugh and say to them "lmao dont risk arrest for lil ol me" and block them

0points

Remy 4 years ago

CREEP LEVEL 1000 HAS BEEN ACHIEVED

1point

Loty 4 years ago

Why is this bad? Guy finally finding a girl he's seen ones and really liked is literally there plot of every single romcom. Not every guy is a serial rapist.

1point

Honey Slime 4 years ago

It's a volation of her personal privacy. No one wants that. I work in a bank, if I called u cuz I saw u were a client and wanted a date? I bet you would get me fired. Think first dumb dumb. It's not cute. It's not nice. It's not flattering.

2points

Sarah Kitsune 4 years ago

Well it‘s not that bad.

1point

#26

Men

Final score:

106points

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TheBlackPanda (JustABlackBear) 4 years ago

Understandable, have a nice day

53points

Me Oh My 4 years ago

I'm sorry, he's calling HER toxic? Does he even know what radioactive BS just came out of his mouth?

9points

classbag 4 years ago

He seems like the type of guy who says he hates girls who are always into some drama, but then he willfully stays with a girl he thinks is toxic because he likes her ass. Like, okay, sure, you're really not into drama yourself, my guy. I believe you.

5points

Moisturized Elbows 4 years ago

Do some dudes really think this is a compliment

2points

Bobby 4 years ago

Can the title for this one be boys?

1point

backatya 4 years ago

A fat ass is so gross on so many levels

0points

R Carson 4 years ago

You are a creep.

0points

#27

Such A Romantic

Final score:

105points

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Chiuki 4 years ago

Derek does this in group chats too, just to increase his odds. Keep it classy, derek

65points

Mary Bricklin 4 years ago

At least he was honest about what he wanted...?

7points

Anna Banana 4 years ago

That is true and it's his right, but I can't help thinking that his odds would increase if he was willing to put a little bit of work into the conversation. Plenty of women like hooking up, but I feel that a lot would like a nice conversation first, to get the sense of a guy's vibe.

1point

Me Oh My 4 years ago

"Yo" twice. Red flag. Unless you like bro dudes.

4points

Sargio 4 years ago

Yo

2points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

He's called that because he's all oily and spurts a lot.

1point

Mark Kelly 3 years ago

Any girl who hooks up with a guy who says "yo" needs to rethink their life.

0points

Eglė Bukauskaitė 3 years ago

from personal experience. do NOT go along with "what's up" to a dusche bag!!!

0points

Amanda Hunter 4 years ago

Buy a blow up doll Derek.

0points

backatya 4 years ago

obviously they've done this before so put out

0points

Joanna 4 years ago

He's direct, I like that

0points

#28

For Context This Was Two Years Ago

Final score:

103points

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Daniel Mattock 4 years ago

What a disarming personality he must have

90points

PiscesMama 4 years ago

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Richard Henderson 4 years ago

How is “this was two years ago” context? “I have one arm” is context.

19points

Chiuki 4 years ago

Lawson is a weak, shallow judgemental tool that deserves to be alone.

15points

classbag 4 years ago

"Personality -100/10. Bye d***head!"

11points

Catmomma 4 years ago

I don't even get this

8points

Smileyface_Yuki 4 years ago

She is probably an amputee

39points

Anna Banana 4 years ago

Wait, it's her that's the amputee? I was sure he was talking about himself and making a little self-deprecating joke and I couldn't understand what was wrong with it, beyond the passive-aggressive "you can unmatch me now", which isn't that bad.

6points

Michele Lein 4 years ago

Yes, I think that's exactly what was going on.

1point

Eva the Egg 4 years ago

At least he admitted it

4points

Brandy Grote 4 years ago

There was a 1 armed woman on Tinder who used this joke.

2points

AngelWingsYT 4 years ago

At least he knew he wasn't good enough for her😏

1point

Bexxxxx 4 years ago

Who tf does this 😂

1point

#29

Wtf

Final score:

102points

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Chiuki 4 years ago

No, that's not weird at all. As long as this is a fully clothed gig and we're not alone, sounds like easy money.

34points

Marcellus II 4 years ago

Title/URL says "Rudest texts from men"--- not rude at all.

17points

classbag 4 years ago (edited)

I think it's definitely weird but I don't think it's rude. I'd need to know more to say if it's a guy being an a-hole. Seems like it might be for a project for school. As long as it's not for some weird porn, I don't see the problem.

10points

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

You’ll probably be alone and he’ll probably ask for you to not wear panties or something. You have to hire security to wait outside. Been here, done this shít.

1point

Mark Kelly 3 years ago

or charge more for less clothes

0points

Me Oh My 4 years ago (edited)

I'd do this, actually. But then again, I'd probably kill him if I did this. EDIT: I googled it, it takes 1,000 pounds of force to fracture someone's skull. I'm only about 155-160 pounds.

15points

Parmeisan 4 years ago

To fracture the skull, sure. How much to rip your cheeks off your face? I am cringeing just picturing this. There's no way it would happen without blood.

13points

Otter 4 years ago

You'd have to jump up and down to fracture his skull. And on an unsteady, moving, screaming, writhing, surface. Hardly worth the attempt.

1point

Steph Harrison 4 years ago

That weight would be concentrated into a much smaller surface area through the cleats however increasing the amount of pressure applied. Kyle Hill did an entertaining video on a similar theme about Lady Dimitrescu.

0points

Tara Leigh 4 years ago

Sign a liability waver and he wouldn’t have to ask me twice.

6points

Ancsuri 4 years ago

what????

4points

moon 4 years ago

this is just a fetish, its not rude, he says how its weird and that he would understand why/if she wouldnt want to

3points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

Yeah, short cut to an assault charge. In UK law, at least, a person can't consent to be assaulted and people have been charged for consensual activities such as branding.

1point

Mark Kelly 3 years ago

It depends on the circumstances. For example 2 people can consent to a fight here in Canada and out law is base don English common law.

0points

Gerard Neaux 4 years ago

"To stand" not sit, so I guess this is just supposed to be a college stunt that looks good in pics.

1point

Mel Rupp 4 years ago

Oh, heck yeah! And I'll throw in a tap dance at no extra charge!

1point

Mark Kelly 3 years ago

I bet this looks like a better deal these days.

0points

Panda Parade 3 years ago

...would that NOT kill the kid???

0points

#30

Man Has Game

Final score:

100points

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Chiuki 4 years ago

Charlie the incel keeps wondering why women find him so repulsive, and resents them for it.

76points

Vic 4 years ago

Despite being the "good guy", unlike the chaps girls hangout with..

8points

BoredHuman 4 years ago

Yeah, chicks with d***s

3points

JOHANNA MUELLER 4 years ago

Depending on whether or not hes the one with the dad bod, this is potentially hilarious

3points

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago

Charlie may be in the closet...

3points

Me Oh My 4 years ago

what the hell. not going to even BOTHER with proper grammar on this one.

1point

Mona 4 years ago

Lol what the hell omg

0points

R Carson 4 years ago

I just love rude assholes.

0points

Richard Henderson 4 years ago

Hahahah.

0points

#31

Oh He's Definitely Punched A Wall Before

Final score:

31points

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Raena Celis 4 years ago

F*** you then

21points

Chiuki 4 years ago

Tree puncher: "How are you?" Her: "Good, thanks. How are you?" Tree puncher: "None of your business, nosy emmeffer" Her: *report*, *block* bullet dodged - probably quite literally

4points

Joanna 4 years ago

That's not the only thing he'll be handling himself...

1point

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

An idiot with no social skills trying to sound tough and trying to get her to say she wants to be his girlfriend. But not knowing how.

1point

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago

Douchewaffle

0points

Me Oh My 4 years ago (edited)

You wish she was your girlfriend.

0points

#32

Really Can’t Make This Up

Final score:

30points

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Chiuki 4 years ago

Just go back to pounding yourself, romeo.

22points

Me Oh My 4 years ago

Romeo died at the end of the story, maybe he will too.

0points

Whawhawhatsis 4 years ago

How romantic. And thoughtful.

1point

Zoe Vokes 4 years ago

🤢🤮. Classy. Correct response is, “Sorry to hear that. Are you feeling okay?”

0points

AngelWingsYT 4 years ago

Desperation is real

0points

Pepper Pots 4 years ago

LMAO, just pound it out, the covid that is lol

0points

Eva the Egg 4 years ago

no.

0points

#33

Absolutely Love Tinder Thanks To Alex

Final score:

30points

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Chiuki 4 years ago

NO, Alex - not at all. We got off on exactly the right foot. You stopped me from wasting my time on a shallow narcissist. Good luck, bye.

25points

iluvanimals 4 years ago

You didn't just "Gotten off on the wrong foot", you put your foot in mouth as well. We're going to call Alex "foot guy". 😆

4points

Eva the Egg 4 years ago

Oh my god... Shut the f**k up.

3points

Zoe Vokes 4 years ago

Rude but made so much worse with the explanation.

0points

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago

Got off on the wrong continent, forget feet

0points

Tweetysvoice 4 years ago

Ya don't have to be fat to crush and suffocate someone...

0points

#34

This Was A New One

Final score:

27points

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H Edwards 4 years ago

Not so rude, he said she's pretty. Compared to some of the others this was positively gentlemanly.

51points

Chiuki 4 years ago

BS, Michael swipes on ALL the girls just to increase his chances of someone wanting to hear more about his filthy, greasy phone.

4points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

Why to write this ? It's not better just to unmatch?

1point

Sa Ruuu 4 years ago

The people in the comments who think this wasn't that rude are completely missing the entire point that he didn't need to message her at all. Could've literally unmatched her without saying this comment. Like what's he expecting her to do, beg him to chat? Unmatch him first? It's weird and I can't tell if this is like his approach to get women to reply or not

1point

Beans 4 years ago (edited)

Maybe he just wanted her to know he's not unmatching because of her looks? Maybe he thought it was rude to match and unmatch without explanations. Like, people that think he's lying really just want an excuse to take things the worst way possible and get angry. Constant outrage is exhausting and doesn't actually help.

2points

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

These people are fuçking dumb.

1point

Sweetie Cake 3 years ago

maybe he wanted her to know that he’s unmatching her because of a chip crumb, not because she’s not his type?

-1point

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

That's just cute.

1point

Sa Ruuu 4 years ago

Your definition of cute is weird af

-2points

CincyReds 4 years ago

At least his was honest, and I loved that her called her gal!

0points

AngelWingsYT 4 years ago

Not rude he said shes pretty she just might bot of been his type personality wise🤷‍♀️ n touch screens are a bit touchy xD

0points

Yaz Cam 4 years ago

You can unmatch with someone without sending them a message, so this was unnecessary

0points

Eva the Egg 4 years ago

Nice... Real smooth

0points

#35

A Woke King That Asks First

Final score:

25points

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I I 4 years ago

yes

8points

Eva the Egg 4 years ago

yes.

1point

Me Oh My 4 years ago

what

2points

Chiuki 4 years ago

Yes it is, Morgan. If you're trying to f*ck, you can start by going and f*cking yourself!

2points

Jesus Christ 4 years ago

yes

0points

AngelWingsYT 4 years ago

Nah its not racist just a really REALLY REEEAAALLLYYY bad "joke"/pick up line

0points

#36

Texts From Ex

Final score:

23points

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Chiuki 4 years ago

And this is why you're her ex.

16points

Me Oh My 4 years ago

And THIS, sir, is why you're no longer dating her. Dickhead.

0points

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

Bet he was a lousy tipper if he even went.

-1point

#37

Tr4nny Tingz

Final score:

22points

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Chiuki 4 years ago

And what if it's bigger? Will you feel intimidated? Insecure? Less of a man?

12points

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago

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Cold Contagious 4 years ago

We'll never know either.

0points

Me Oh My 4 years ago

Hmm, I think a block is in order.

0points

#38

I Told My Mom About Us

Final score:

21points

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Rose the Cook 4 years ago

Insert any nationality and this is ancient not to mention pathetic.

22points

Kai Scadden 4 years ago

That's pretty smooth tho

6points

Me Oh My 4 years ago

Again, I can't get mad, it IS pretty smooth.

6points

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago

It's pretty cringe...

2points

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

No it isn’t. Especially if you look like you. Never say this.

0points

Chiuki 4 years ago

Why, are you gonna cook me some pasta or something?

6points

S. 4 years ago

Only in the form of pizza, pasta, or gelato.

3points

ShadowLand 🇨🇦 4 years ago

Damn, that line is older than Betty White. 🤦‍♀️

2points

CincyReds 4 years ago

Kinda cute. This is what you get on Tinder!

1point

J. F. 4 years ago (edited)

"How did you know that Vore is my fetish?"😋🍽

0points

AngelWingsYT 4 years ago

Again not bad cheesy and a bit cringe but smooth. Answers no (or at least not at the time being. Get to know him first at least) but itd make me laugh

0points