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Swearing is a common way for people to express their emotions and frustrations, but it can also be a source of conflict or discomfort in certain social and professional situations. For some individuals, swearing may be explicitly prohibited by their workplace, religious beliefs, or personal values. In these cases, finding alternative phrases or euphemisms can be a useful way to express oneself without risking offense or punishment.
I’m not allowed to swear so I say stuff like "freaking", "shoot" and most notably "fudgeknuckles" to avoid punishment. I’ve heard stuff like "frubida" and have recently adopted "shiitake" and I’m eager to hear what you say. I also wanted to find out what are the other alternatives people use, so I decided to ask the Bored Panda community: “What is the most ridiculous thing you say so you don’t swear?” Scroll down to see what the answers were.
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#1
Sometimes, when I'm really pissed, I moo instead of swearing. Don't ask me why, I don't know either.
Final score:
120points
Icecream Sarang 2 years ago (edited)
I say male bovine fecal matter for BS. And once said “The male bovine fecal matter has really hit the rapidly rotating bladed object.” It was quite entertaining to watch my boss try to work it out.
Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
That sounds like something from “Strange Planet.”
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Erica Knapp 2 years ago
Lol I like your style.... I used to blurt out the word "expletives" at work lol
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Randomcthulu 2 years ago
I had a teacher in hs who would say "Oooh, foul words..." He was a great teacher:D.
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#2
1. Mother-father
2. Dog farts
3. Got-dandruff-some-of-it-itches
4. Son of a biscuit
Final score:
91points
Misstaken138 3 years ago
Lol... I say ”son of a biscuit eating bulldog" and people tend to look at me funny. Number 3 is genius tho. Totally gonna steal that one 😂
Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago
One of my former co-workers often used "Son of a beehive!' That rubbed off onto several of us.
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Randy Klefbeck 2 years ago
MOTHER-PHEASANT-PLUCKER UNHOLY-SOCK-CAUKER. HAMBURGER PUTRIFICATION EXCREMENT (Or excretia).
mooshoflove 2 years ago
Oo I say son of a biscuit all the time, ever since I was a teen!!! No idea where I picked it up...
#3
I would imagine someone swearing in medieval languages, like thou art a cookie or something.
Final score:
69points
September 3 years ago
I like using breakfast cereal names to insult people. You GrapeNut, You're being a total Fruitloop, etc...
Mulberry Juice 2 years ago
I’d love to go up to someone and be like “you absolute weetabix!!”
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Luis Hernandez Dauajare 2 years ago
An actual saying from Roman times: "Finally, the Gods removed c**k from a**!"
#4
fudge nuggets, gosh dang nabbit and shiitaki mudhrooms.
Final score:
65points
Kira Trepanier (Submission author) 3 years ago
Dang that was supposed to say shiitaki mushrooms 🤣
Rowan_the_raging_raven 2 years ago
When I first read shiitake at a restaurant I thought it was s**t-take and asked the waitress for the s**t take pizza 😭
Iblowsheep_V3.2 2 years ago
yeah.... i think those sound more deranged than actually letting the swear words fly.
mooshoflove 2 years ago
YEEEEEES! "Shiitake mushrooms," is the perfect save after letting s#!t slip out. Plus, they're delicious 🤤
Kittypanda 3 years ago
OML I ALSO SAY FUDGE NUGGETS either that or potato nuggets it depends XD
#5
Fekkin' is one of my favorites. That and "for the love of ballpoint pens".
Final score:
62points
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
I used to get chipped for that as a kid. My Mum said it's intent in the show was a swear word so it counted as a swear word. I mean technically that's right so I couldn't argue.
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#6
One time I stubbed my toe in school and went "FFFFFF" and then slowly went "...fructose." The teacher was skeptical. I also really like bull-spit and just any medieval or creative curse, such as beaver dam and God Daniel it.
Final score:
54points
ALEXIS CISNEROS (Submission author) 3 years ago
ohhhhhhhh, that makes sense
Load More Replies... crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago
You sound like a kid I know who always starts swearing and then switches it quickly
O-O 2 years ago
a girl in my school was like shiiiiiiii- and a teacher turned round the corner and stared at her and she was like eighoilkihjdhf after and just stopped.
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Kathleen Pearlman 2 years ago
Hey, I used to live in a town called Beaver Dam. It may have been cursed now that I think about it. It's in Kentucky.
Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago
I use "fish sticks!" on occasion as an avoidance of the F bomb.
#7
Idiotic brain-damaged booger pickin chicken butt! It’s one sentence.
Final score:
53points
Lynne Stankard 2 years ago
Still using this myself since the last series of "Line of Duty"!!!
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#8
"Monkeyface". Do you want to hear the evolution of why I say that? If not, too bad.
So, when I was little, I liked Spy Kids. The main character, Carmen, says "Oh, shiitake mushrooms" bc she can't curse. So I started saying it until my mom told me it was an actual curse word (oops).
My mom says "shmonks" when she's trying not to curse, which is a derivative of "shiitake mushrooms". So I started saying "monkeyface".And now when I stub my toe I scream: ‘Holy goodness!’, but the ‘monkeyface’ thing was cool for a while.
Final score:
47points
Raven DeathShade (Submission author) 3 years ago
This thread is about things people say so they DON'T swear. I have 5 siblings under the age of 10. I can't swear even if I wanted to.
Load More Replies... Eepe 3 years ago
Shiitake mushrooms are mushrooms…?? It’s used so much some people consider it an actual curse word?
Raven DeathShade (Submission author) 3 years ago
I heard it in Spy Kids. That's all I know about it XD.
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#9
Dirty poodles. Worked in an animal shelter for a spell and also am certified in pet grooming. Ever try to groom a very dirty poodle?
Final score:
44points
A. Starhawk Hunt 2 years ago
only grimy and sticky cotton balls. more like the end of a used q-tip
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LesAnimaux 2 years ago
Have you ever tried to use "Bubbles" as a swear word? It never comes angry. I imagine poodles has a similar ring to it.
#10
This one was completed by accident... Wanted to say 'son of a b**ch' but it came out 'bunny snitches'. Now my go-to!
Final score:
43points
#11
I just try to run out of momentum before I get to the swear words, so something like, "Dirty rotten lousy miserable pathetic excuse for a..." until I eventually give up.
Final score:
41points
#12
I hug my dog instead of swearing. Don't ask why, I don't know.
Final score:
41points
Samia Guled 3 years ago
aww! wish i can do that with my fish, but he a hungry boi and can bite, and tries to eat my hands. yet he de size of my thumb
Summer Godwin (Submission author) 3 years ago
so funny can you fallow me plllllsss ineed a follower
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Pants, shoes, and 'oh for the love of cheese and crackers'.
Final score:
40points
Leah Miles 3 years ago
My grandma used to say, “Chuck it, Farley!” One night after a few drinks, she switched it around to Charley and shocked herself!
Elizabeth VanDyke 3 years ago
I find myself saying...Jesus Christ on a ten speed! I have no idea why.
#14
Holy guacamole!
Final score:
39points
I like donuts (Submission author) 3 years ago
I Also say "you! You foul loathsome evil little cockroach!" when someone makes me mad To quote Hermione granger
DUN DUN (she/her) 3 years ago
Be sure to give that punch after the power line!
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#16
What in Cthulhu's name and H-E-Single Asgardian Hockey Stick.
Final score:
34points
Me Oh My (Submission author) 3 years ago
I just like Norse mythology and Hel is the Norse goddess of the underworld/death
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I never figured out how to pronounce Cthulhu. I do use H-E-double hockey sticks since I heard it in an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer once.
#17
Grasshole and fudge.
Final score:
32points
#18
Sweet Baby Pancakes is my "holy s**t." Also, "son of a motherless goat," which is from the Three Amigos.
Final score:
32points
Eunice Bentley 3 years ago
that one I hear a lot of when my son-in-law and his 3 sons are playing games.
#19
You absolute- followed by any word you want. Examples are you absolute dishwasher, you absolute fridge, you absolute chicken-headed dog water. If you want actual swearwords substitutes I’m not that helpful since almost everyone just uses the actual word here.
Final score:
32points
#20
Not really bizarre, but I say ‘What the Fred’ and ‘Holy Sharon’.
Final score:
29points
#21
"Frickadoodle"
Final score:
28points
#22
One time I stubbed my toe in school and went "FFFFFF" and then slowly went "...fructose." The teacher was skeptical. I also really like bull-spit and just any medieval or creative curse, such as beaver dam and God Daniel it.
Final score:
28points
#23
I growl deeply. I dunno why, but I do it all the time. They aren't quiet little growls either.
My poor throat. . .
Final score:
25points
Sarcastic Cow 3 years ago
I´m doing this since my childhood - since my parents banned swearing :D
Sandy Rood 2 years ago
My people once agreed that I was the only angry/dog/growling wanna be ever! I'm happy to know I'm not alone!
Floof_the_Pom 2 years ago
i do this but i grew up with dogs so i probably got it from them lol
#24
Oh balderdash!
Final score:
23points
#25
"Puppies and kittens!!!" and when that's not enough, "Puppies and kittens everywhere!".
Final score:
23points
Sara Marie 3 years ago
I do this! Was always food but then stared watching A Nation an that's their word for zombies and it works well for just about any situation where cussing may be warranted lol. Confuses people too
#26
Holy crepe
Final score:
22points
Freddy Martin (Submission author) 3 years ago (edited)
Came from my neighbors a few years ago, was friends with their kid and they didn't like it when I said c**p around them, so it became carp and then eventually crepe
#27
Well Spit Fluff Where didn't you learn how to drive Go cuddle a cactus
Final score:
22points
KiwiBubbles 3 years ago
"WHERE *DIDN'T* YOU LEARN HOW TO DRIVE" OHMY LORD THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
#28
Ahh, Fudgesicles, and Lollipops!
Not sure how my brain came up with it but it works.
Final score:
21points
#29
MotherHell
Final score:
15points
A. Starhawk Hunt 2 years ago
For the love of God and the Seven Devils. Or sicker than Sam's parrot!
#30
Rocks!!!!
Final score:
12points
That nerd Zoe 3 years ago
Ah I see a man of culture as well. Does anyone else know where it's from XD
Jelly Fish (Submission author) 3 years ago
Hallo Internet adopted sibling. I'm the password child.
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"Blort." A substitute for all the swear words.
Blort!
Holy blort!
What a blort!
I randomly came up with it when I was 10-ish and I still say it :P
Final score:
12points
#32
Trying to teach my kids not to swear, my youngest son decided to just use that word literally. He looks you dead in the eye and says “swearword”
Final score:
12points
#33
What the chocolate fudge!
Final score:
10points
#34
I was once reading a very old book where, instead of cursing they used the expression "¡Cáscaras!" (Shells, in English - like those from peanuts-). And it got deep rooted in my brain. Now I say "¡Cáscaras!" Whenever I try not to curse.
Final score:
10points
yellowphantom 3 years ago
My husband went back to college and took a lit class where he read Plato, so we started referring to sex organs as "privy parts", and that is what our kids grew up calling them.
#35
Son of a motherless baconator is my favorite one
Final score:
10points
#36
Racka-frackin’ filibunkin' bortin'. No one can curse without swearing like Yosemite Sam! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWYFxekoAsM
Final score:
9points
Laura Lett 3 years ago
Sometimes i also strat bleeping, like r2 d2. He had a seriously filthy mouth. Bleeped everything he says
Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago
How about the father in "A Christmas Story" when he was having one of his battles with the house furnace?
#37
Instead of m*****f****** I choose instead to say MOTHER NATURE
Final score:
9points
#38
I either switch to Spanish or say either piss, cheeky, flying monkey, and hint at the bad word (ex: ahh mother-! Or sonofa-)
Final score:
9points
Christof Irran 2 years ago
Yup, I switch to German; here in the U.S. And when I am in the German speaking parts of Europe I switch to what an Albanian construction worker once yelled after us (in my teenage years) when we stole his beer. And yes, I do remember it to this day, because I used it so often since, but to this day I have no idea what it means.
#40
What The Fazuli? or any Ice Cream flavor that comes to mind e.g. Why in the Mint Chocolate Chip would you do that?
Final score:
8points
#42
Bullgarbage
Final score:
7points
#43
Shooty la marde. Dagnabbit!
Final score:
7points
#44
Not me, I live by the "Swearing is good for you" camp, but my dad does an angry drawn out "G*d bless Armenia." Instead of G*d D*mn it (Notes, some religions protest writing the name of the lord and I try to respect them, hence the self censorship)
Final score:
7points
Floof_the_Pom 2 years ago
during a "camping trip" my mom walked into the bathroom, realized there was no toilet paper, almost cursed but proceeded to say "JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH BLESS THIS BATHROOM!" she sometimes says god bless america or jesus mary and joseph instead of swearing i guess she combined the two (me and my little brother still laugh about it to this day lol)
#45
Whistle. My husband learnt it, if I'm whistling, I'm not in agood mood, I'm too mad to be asked if or why I'm angry. In 5-15 minutes of whistling, it calms me down too.
Final score:
7points
JoJo Anisko 2 years ago
Are you me? Seriously, I can't whistle and I can't curl my tongue. Could they be related?
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#46
Golly whing-whang Shish kebab Bullfeathers, bullcrud Fumbling, flying Motherflipper
Final score:
6points
#47
Christ on a Cracker! Oh wait....that's still cussing, isn't it? Pooper scooper!!
Final score:
6points
MyOpinionHasBeenServed 3 years ago
How is saying Jesus Christ or Christ still cussing? I said it in work one day and someone cubicles yonder was like "Whoa. Language."
Marcella Jones 3 years ago
3rd Commandment: You shall not use the name of your Lord God in vain.
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#48
Pinfeathers and gollyfluff! Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3fyC0MkdtI
Final score:
6points
#49
I say, "what the heek are you mother flowers doing!" I've said this when the little kids at school are too loud and obnoxious.
Final score:
6points
#50
Two that I picked up from my husband. Son of a Biscuit. And Mother Puss Bucket. but since I've been living in the South, "Bless their heart" has come into my vocabulary.
Final score:
6points
Auntriarch 3 years ago
Yes! Bless their heart is one of my top cusses now (thank you Celia Rivenbark)
#51
i say " holy air fryer!"
Final score:
6points
#52
i say this: wHy In ThE hAm sAnDwIcH wOuLd U dO tHaT??? and what the cheesy potato skins are u doing?
Final score:
6points
#53
Furgermurger! Dipped (This one gets shouted to bad drivers. They can't hear me but I still say it.)
Final score:
5points
#57
what the fudge cakes?!!!!
Final score:
4points
#59
Frack. I watched too much Battlestar Galactica.
Final score:
4points
#60
Booger snot when you forget something or something is not cooperating
Final score:
4points
#63
I go with zark, because usually the person I'm arguing with hasn't read The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.
Final score:
4points
zovjraar me 2 years ago
"let's get zappy", when i'm ready to leave someplace i didn't want to be in the first place.
#68
“Barstools”. “Oh fffff”. “Sugar”. “You little scumble” if it’s a cat I’m cross with. “You little buglers”, again to the cats.
Final score:
3points
#70
Heckity heck is my favorite, although I also like frick, sometimes I say carp instead of crap, I call people muffinbutts and it’s really fun for some reason… holey jeans, etc etc
Final score:
3points
CreativeKlutz 3 years ago
Whenever something is starting to go bad I try to stay positive but when I can’t I just go straight to “well… heck”
#71
DUCK YOU! (or i just start squealing because i have a broken brain)
Final score:
3points
#72
“Cheese!”
Final score:
3points
#73
Anything in this list with a & after the word means that I don't know if it counts or not. Sh** = Crap& or Scheisse (Sh** in German) He** = Heck (Duh) F-Word = Frigg& Also stuff like "shEEEEEEEEEEEOUOUOUTTT
Final score:
3points
#74
Fut the wuck. Fudge nuggets. (My "go to" used to be the F-Bomb.)
Final score:
3points
#75
I say chupacabra... And no, I don't know why.
Final score:
3points
#76
instead of calling someone a b***h I call them a piece of bread. My parents still don't know that's what it means.
Final score:
3points
#77
Very frequently use things like "shoot" "heck" "dang", but I got my more unusual one from a couple of my favorite clean YouTube channels. Both DanTDM and J from the SuperCarlinBrothers just use "BUTTS!!" as a replacement for swearing. So now I say it all the time 🍑
Final score:
3points
#78
Once hit my knee at work, started to yell sh.. and then changed midword to shinanigans so I wouldn't get in trouble. Stuck with me. Also use Good Gravy and gurgle shmurgle from the movie Black Cauldren.
Final score:
3points
#81
Holy Christmas!
Final score:
2points
#82
I say “holy cats!” Or “for the love of everything pink and purple polka dotted!!”.
Final score:
2points
#83
Oh fiddlesticks, diddley dang it, Sheeshkabob, You Marshmallow of Satan, Sometimes I just scream, beep, and make weird sounds too. I have no idea where marshmallows of Satan came from, to be honest.
Final score:
2points
Sequoia (Submission author) 3 years ago (edited)
I should probably explain the Marshmallows of Satan since I remembered. I was sitting by a fire, eating marshmallows when my friend compared me to the devil. So I shouted the first thing that came to mind. YOU MARSHMELLOW OF SATAN. I still use it to this day. My friend still teases me to this day.
#84
Oh my gods, schist, do immortales, γαμώ(the f word in Greek), and gods of Olympus. Yeah I’m a pjo fan if y’all couldn’t tell.
Final score:
2points
Elyce (Submission author) 3 years ago
Can’t forget the good ol’ dam. Lmfao. Only pjo fans will get that reference. -__-
#85
“What in the holiness of chicken nuggets” “Freaking Mare” “FRICK” “Shoot” “Crop” “Hoover Dam”
Final score:
2points
#86
Not ridiculous per se, but sometimes I start today sh!t, and jut end up going shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Final score:
2points
#87
For the love of Peter, Paul, and Mary; Jiminy Christmas; What the H. E. Double Hockey Stick
Final score:
2points
#88
Why did no one add Cheesus Crust yet?
Final score:
2points
#89
"Argh! BIG FLAMING PANTALOONS!". Don't ask me why. Blurted it out accidently years ago and it just...stuck.
Final score:
2points
#91
I turn i to Ned Flanders and say Diddily Darn
Final score:
2points
#95
I have three cats. Since the lockdown, whenever I get mad, I hiss.
Final score:
2points
#96
What the “flying fudge” is that? Or I don’t give a “flying fudge” And since I couldn’t add a photo, here is a link https://www.redbubble.com/i/kids-t-shirt/What-the-FLYING-FUDGE-by-Herefor1reason/31435022.MZ153
Final score:
2points
#98
"mother-fluffer" and 'razzum-frazum' are my go to's.
Final score:
1point
Jo Johannsen 3 years ago
My mother came up with chicken f--------, thinking it was less offensive than m-------- f-----. I can't say whether it was, but I laughed whenever she used it.
#99
Son of a dog Frick you F**k f**k f**k fecky f**k dangnabbit Holy cheese
Final score:
1point
Person (Submission author) 3 years ago
Note- It may be censored but it was not a swear word (technically)
#100
Add on common things like: what on the chicken nuggets?! For the frickity fracks sake!
Final score:
1point
#101
Add on common things like: what on the chicken nuggets?! For the frickity fracks sake!
Final score:
1point
#102
Crud monkeys Holy Cats Blasted or Blast it depending on the grammar required
Final score:
1point
#103
"Fiddlesticks" "N'Luuura" (that is from a book series, same meaning as hell) "Fuzz and fluffles" "Fek" "Rude!"
Final score:
1point
#104
Son of a nutcracker, Oh my goodie goodie gumdrops, bang dang it Micheal (I don’t even know who Micheal is) and Fiddlesticks.
Final score:
1point
#105
Fudge-cracken-pots. Altogether just as it sounds. I also had a friend years ago from Spain and she would always say "bananas", it was lovely with her accent. It has been 12 years and I still say it because of her.
Final score:
1point
#106
S***= shoot or crap F***= freak/freaking A**holea**wipe= ozweepay (it’s from an old Saturday night live skit; search it up!)
Final score:
1point
#107
Long time ago I knew a sweet little old lady whose favoured curse word was phenyle! Myself, I tend to use thiiiiiit!
Final score:
1point
#108
Go eat spaghetti out of a shoe!
Final score:
1point
#109
Krum, mother trucker
Final score:
1point
#110
oh ffffuuuuun times!
Final score:
1point
#111
Sugar Honey Ice Tea
Final score:
1point
#112
Fart-Nugget, Son-of-a-biscut-eater, Fart a Dart, poop nugget, GOD!.....bless America
Final score:
1point
#113
i remember when i was a smol boi i had just heard the word b*********y (disgusting right) so i was getting mad at the homework i had so i loudly screamed B********Y i had no idea wat it meant but i was still grounded for a week lol
Final score:
1point
#114
I saw "Crap doodles" a lot. I honestly like it more than swearing. I still swear a lot, but Ive been able to rein it in more by saying that lol.
Final score:
1point
#115
I have quite a few. Some of them... Sweet serendipity doo daw day! Fudge knuckers! Frog's breath! Achalavida! Dag nabbit! Darn tootin!
Final score:
1point
#116
it wasn't me, but I heard a lady in the store say " I'm fed up with your shhenanigans" haha good catch lady
Final score:
1point
#117
what the frick frack diddily dack patty whack snick snack crack pack crackerjack train track quarterback biofeedback thumb tack tic-tac just happened?
Final score:
1point
𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋!(new account) 3 years ago
Ay! I use this!! but I usually use it when I stub my toe or something, cause as I get to the middle of it, I start to laugh and it helps a little with the pain. Gets me distracted
#119
Too many! I have the classics (frick, heck...) but then there's "holy carp", "holy crudbuckets", "frackdiddlydumptious", "fudgeknuckles", "fudge nuggests", "son of a biscuit", "what the actual flippers", "bullsheepgoatpoop" (don't ask), "oh chiz", "holy cheeseburger", and way too many more...
Final score:
1point
#120
Usually i just say the first letter or say flip or dang or something like that
Final score:
1point
#121
i say: aiefjowjweifjaoeifj;aeiofj;eoifja;eoif
Final score:
1point
LimaBeanie (Submission author) 3 years ago
aah-ee-I-fuh-juh-ow-juh-wuh-eh-ih-fuh-juh-ah-ouh-eh-..........
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Several years ago I started saying "Holy Christmas Trees". Now my adult children say it, too!
Final score:
1point
Bill Corbett 3 years ago
Somebody forgot to chlorinate the gene pool again, and I'll bet the Jack that aired you is proud today!
#124
No poo Poirot
Final score:
1point
#125
not me but my friend she says “what the pudding” which i think is quite cute
Final score:
1point
#127
"Mickey fricky" I watched a TV edited version of Spike Lee's Do the Right Thing when I was young. Every time a character said MF, it was edited as mickey fricky. So, to this day, that's what I use when it's inappropriate to curse.
Final score:
1point
#128
I cuss like a kindergarten teacher on a break, but I am trying so hard to not say GD or JC. Don't ask. I know it makes no sense, but anyway, instead I say Gee-Hay-Zues. I have no idea how I came up with that or what, but it helps. IF I try not to cuss it's usually, Son of a Busicut, or Friggin, or Son of a Beach.
Final score:
1point
#129
I worked for the government for a while and had to talk to people in the phone all day long, I developed the habit of saying “oh my goodness gracious” instead of “oh ffs!” Also I have a habit of saying “Christ in a Cream Cheese Sauce” instead of the “f-word”- from a book I read as a teen!
Final score:
1point
#132
In Germany we say „Scheibenkleister“, which roughly translates to „windowpane glue“
Final score:
1point
#134
For the love of all things Holy, For the love of guns and ammo (when I am really mad), What the what, Audit you, What the actual idiotic foolery, I hope your pizza is always soggy, Litter lover (no idea where that one came from)
Final score:
1point
#137
What the chiz??? 😡 Holy chiz- 😳 Oh chiz… 😒 Like “cheese” but fun to say. And it’s not “ch eye z” it’s “ch is z” Also when insulting I say You buttface!! 😤 Oh, don’t be a buttface. 🙄
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#138
Mother Butler. I heard Melissa McCarthy say it in her Spy movie and it made me laugh. I've used it since then.
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#139
When my daughter was young: I’m going to kick your donkey! AND “Shiit”ake mushrooms. To this day - I’m 50 & she’s 26 - we say this regardless of where we are or who we’re talking to/about. Crazy LOL
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#140
Son of a monkey’s butt.
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#142
You freaking android! You son of a toaster! Oh my guacamole! Well darn and drats!
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#143
c**k
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#144
When We ( hubby and myself) found out i was pregnant we made pizza our swearword So we got used to it and now we dont swear in front of our kid So pizza
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#145
bum flaps Bianca
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#146
I swear🙂
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#147
Planker (Wa**) Prit-Stick (Prick), Door K**b, Flosser (Toss**), Custard (Bas**), Twix (Tw*t) Also love the ones from Upstart Crow like Bastable and Bollingbrookes :)
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#149
I say the name of a place in Scotland, Ecclefechan, because when you say it with feeling it sounds just like a swear word. Oh, Ecclefechan.......!!!!
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What do you think ?
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Same. XD I swear up a blue streak. My only exceptions are when small children are close enough to hear me - I'll switch to "heck" or "darn" if I mentally catch myself in time. Otherwise, swear words are just words. Acting like they're some kind of FORBIDDEN!!!! thing is stupid.
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Monday 2 years ago
Evidently I'm not supposed to teach other people's children swear words during their English class.
Load More Replies... Andy Acceber 3 years ago
I say "good golly." In 2022. I'm a Millennial. I have no idea where I picked it up, but I do sound like I walked out of a black and white cartoon.
Orange Is Aging 3 years ago
I say “excuse me sir what in the frapping dingleberries is going on here?”
Adrian 3 years ago
Baby sat my grandson for a few years - he had a habit of repeating ad-nauseum any thing he found strange or funny - especially swear words. So my wife and I worked out swear words in advance - mine was "GUMMY BEARS" which if said real loud with a great deal of venom comes out quite well. For some weird reason my wife used "mens underpants".
Talitha Jansen 2 years ago
I don't swear, I mostly use sounds for my displeasure. Like if I constantly drop things, I go uuuugh..or I groan. It's not because I don't like swearing or anything, I just don't do it.
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Same. XD I swear up a blue streak. My only exceptions are when small children are close enough to hear me - I'll switch to "heck" or "darn" if I mentally catch myself in time. Otherwise, swear words are just words. Acting like they're some kind of FORBIDDEN!!!! thing is stupid.
Load More Replies... Monday 2 years ago
Evidently I'm not supposed to teach other people's children swear words during their English class.
Load More Replies... Andy Acceber 3 years ago
I say "good golly." In 2022. I'm a Millennial. I have no idea where I picked it up, but I do sound like I walked out of a black and white cartoon.
Orange Is Aging 3 years ago
I say “excuse me sir what in the frapping dingleberries is going on here?”
Adrian 3 years ago
Baby sat my grandson for a few years - he had a habit of repeating ad-nauseum any thing he found strange or funny - especially swear words. So my wife and I worked out swear words in advance - mine was "GUMMY BEARS" which if said real loud with a great deal of venom comes out quite well. For some weird reason my wife used "mens underpants".
Talitha Jansen 2 years ago
I don't swear, I mostly use sounds for my displeasure. Like if I constantly drop things, I go uuuugh..or I groan. It's not because I don't like swearing or anything, I just don't do it.
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