A guilty pleasure some of us have (and, we hope, some of you do, too) is reading through the entire menu at a restaurant or cafe, looking for odd slips, grammar mistakes, and hilarious Photoshop fails. You know, for r-research purposes of course (that was a lie, we enjoy feeling superior and poking fun at bsaic grremar mstakess and anyone who thinks that Photoshop is an actual store).

Some menus, however, are so incredibly bad, so magnificently funny that people couldn’t help but take a picture and share it online for everyone to shame! Shame! Shame! The Photoshop and grammar-loving team at Bored Panda has collected this list of the most egregious menu fails to raise your mood, so have a scroll through and upvote the best of the worst.

And remember, folks, to paraphrase our glorious culinary leader Gordon Ramsay, if the menu has pictures in it, it’s time to start panicking!

Bored Panda talked about editing, proofreading, and kerning (aka the spacing between letters) issues in restaurant menus with Lisa McLendon, the News and Information Track Chair at the University of Kansas and the Bremner Editing Center Coordinator. Read on for her insights and, if you happen to be working on a menu right now, her advice on how to best present the text so its readable, clear, and doesn't cause embarrassing misunderstandings.

#1

It's On Their Menu

It's On Their Menu

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Raine Soo
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is someone's idea of a joke because those words in red scream out at you.

DanikaSerina
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No that's a worker being sneaky and giggling behind the counter

Tee
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure I would love 4 Hot Horse C**k to go please

Dynein
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can question the tastefulness of the display... but not whether it's deliberate. And it does what it's likely supposed to do: Grab your attention and make the 3 items really easy to remember.

JuJu
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We used to call the Currywurts in the cateria that...

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Seabeast
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has to be deliberate.

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    #2

    The Peas Are Upside Down

    The Peas Are Upside Down

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    Gary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wouldn't think you'd notice, but once you see it you can't unsee it.

    Bart Schatteman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they fall of the plate there will be more peas on earth, which is nice :)

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A menu in honour of M.C. Escher.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought "How can peas be upsidedown?"...

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you want garden, mushy or anti-gravity peas with your pie and chips luv?

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A mixture if it's OK with you, please mate.

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    #3

    The Sushi Restaurant, That I Went To, Accidentally Put A Picture Of USB Sushi On Their Menu

    The Sushi Restaurant, That I Went To, Accidentally Put A Picture Of USB Sushi On Their Menu

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    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will give you perfect memory..especially with my ADHD ass.

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you take pictures from the internet instead of taking pictures of what you're actually cooking

    Abhijeet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's free with Happy Meals

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't only enjoy every bite - I enjoyed every single bit!

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you always have 2 fails before succesfully put it in correctly in your mouth

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't bite into those, they'll break your Bluetooth

    Stacy S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot to edit out the hardware. " I was tired from doing all that meth Boss."

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    "Word placement, typeface, and kerning are crucial for effective, professional-looking logos and layouts," McLendon from the University of Kansas said. "If it’s just a few words, all-caps is fine, but it’s harder for people to read longer blocks of text in all caps. It’s also harder for people to read italic or highly stylized type, or type along a curve instead of a line."

    She explained to Bored Panda that if you're working with words that are stacked or circled, you ought to look for all the various ways in which they could be misread or read out of order. "Make sure the starting point for readers is as clear as it can be," she said.

    Meanwhile, if the kerning is too tight, the letters could run together and create some incredibly embarrassing misreadings. (Side-note: remember that if you ever write the word 'flickering' in capitals and don't want things to get out of hand fast.)

    #4

    This Seductive Duck I Found On A Menu In Vietnam, Complete With An Excellent Typo

    This Seductive Duck I Found On A Menu In Vietnam, Complete With An Excellent Typo

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    Sarcastic Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    photoshop me like one of your french girls

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm too sexy for this menu."

    devi L.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I have that song stuck in my head lol

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    DC
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, this is just gross and disgusting.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When all you want is a sexy baked d*ck.

    K.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that chick is not fine. let's get the duck out of here!

    Stacy S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He ran right over after his shift at the strip club.

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    #5

    Translated The Menu, Boss

    Translated The Menu, Boss

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I have a Dfgjkghjf Hdfhd with some kfjdrigld on the side, please?

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh those don't go together, everyone knows you pair Dfgjkghjf Hdfhd with eqeiuprweiu

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    Truth Monster
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to buy a vowel, please

    Linus Nilsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are having trouble pronouncing this, just remember that the k is silent

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hej that is the name of my 30st saved photoshop-file

    Gary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its someone hitting the random keys, they are all on the same line of the keyboard together.

    Cate Torrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No i want Dfgjkghjf Hdfhd and Japanese brown sauce fish! ;)

    Raven Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh, I know Chinese, and that's NOT how you read this🤣Someone needs to go back school!

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    #6

    This Menu

    This Menu

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it only supposed to appeal to children? I can't keep my eyes straight.

    TheLazyPoki
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. I'm a child and can barely read that. (could just be my ADHD tho-)

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sorry but if I walked into a restaurant and this was there menu, I would actually walk out again.

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere out there, there is a kid looking for her magnetic letters

    Livvy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, I'm sorry sweetie. I thought you didn't like them so I donated them to a restaurant so that their menu could end up on a Bored Panda post."

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    Hans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the only have one item on the menu: soup with character noodles.

    Al Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must admit, there's something about this I do kind of like but it certainly isn't practical as a menu.

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my nightmare

    CORLEONE
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that would look just fine if the letters had one color

    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been fine if they stuck to one color per menu item.

    Winx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using magnates is not a bad idea if you have a small space, but dang not all the colors!

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    McLendon said that, in her opinion, we should all give the people working on restaurant menus a break. "Especially if they’re not native speakers because their job is food, not language," she said about those employees who are asked to work on the menus because of budgeting issues.

    "That said, a particularly awful or amusing typo can make a business go viral in a negative way—not something any business wants. The easiest thing is obvious, but many people forget to do it: run a spell-check. Spell-check will catch any typo that is a misspelling (most typos on restaurant menus are). But spell-check won’t catch typos that result in a word that is still a word, just not the word you want."

    The solution? McLendon suggests having someone else proofread the menu text before sending it off for printing. "Some printing companies provide this service, plus there are freelance editors who do proofreading, and I’ve also heard of small businesses swapping services for work like proofreading."

    #7

    This “Plane” On My Airline Menu

    This “Plane” On My Airline Menu

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks happy to see you.

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's pointing down still though.. so.. medium happy?

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    Ember
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww....I think it’s cute. It would make me smile on my trip.

    Mrs_ Possum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, it took me a minute to see it 🤣

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you see it, you can't un-see it

    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had fun with this didn't they?

    Iapetos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's honestly a lovely plane!

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the slogan: "New standard". It does look above standard indeed.

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is nothing wrong with that

    LeiLah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought so too at first. Read some other comments and look again.

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    Mangelo Il Fumatori
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I eat this, does this get me in the "Mile High Club"?

    Jmich Lala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a pilot, I saw the rice-plane at first sight lol

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    #8

    My Friend Is In Florence, Italy And This Restaurant He's At Has An Assassins Creed Screenshot As Their Menu Background

    My Friend Is In Florence, Italy And This Restaurant He's At Has An Assassins Creed Screenshot As Their Menu Background

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    Stacy S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, Assassins creed was filmed in Florence. Makes sense.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It shows how much they think of their customers yes. Prices not bad though if in centre.

    Sharkie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What has 2 butts and kills people?

    FroggyGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAN

    Rukkia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like this one.

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    #9

    Anyone Want Some Thai Food?

    Anyone Want Some Thai Food?

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The twist is that the cats are the chefs.

    Rench
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mommy..... where's Fluffy??

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you just make a "You can't do that on Television" reference? Nice

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    GFSTaylor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a Siamese cat and a Korat - both breeds native to Thailand

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder people think Asians eat cats.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Doesn't matter what you order - it's cat-food anyway"

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    Menus with pictures in them generally indicate that the place you’re eating at is a little bit on the cheap side. (If they’re laminated, get out of there, quick! Gordon Ramsay has a point, after all.)

    Now, there’s nothing wrong with eating cheap food once in a while—who doesn’t enjoy a cheeky curry or a guilt-free kebab in the middle of the night when we’re peckish? But there’s something to be said for glancing a bit deeper into unchanging menus with low-quality pictures in them.

    #10

    Subway Salad Menu

    Subway Salad Menu

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How lazy can you possibly be?

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lazy. _______ It seems someone was asked that question and took it as a challenge

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, it is so hard to choose, they all look...look....the same.

    SeaShell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One has one less chunks of lettuce while the other has an extra piece of tomato

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    Hans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normally, I prefer the Cold Cut Combo, but if find the picture of the Oven Roasted Chicken just to mouth-watering. The Roast Beef's looks really turn me off, though.

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait wait...there's a pizza sub with cheese salad? What is that even like?

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a salad with mozzarella and pepperoni on it.

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    Mangelo Il Fumatori
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't fool me. Those are all tuna sandwiches.

    Cate Torrey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG there new menu is salad, salad, salad, salad and more salad. :)

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    #11

    This Was The Image Of Choice For An Ice Cream Menu In Austria

    This Was The Image Of Choice For An Ice Cream Menu In Austria

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    Gyro Pilot
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So, how you propose to pay for this ice cream?"

    Pusfarm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh harder than it should have. My compliments!

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice day for a facial. :D

    Stacy S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake. This is actually a Sexy Party gift from my brother's bachelor Party.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t tell if you’re joking actually but this is an actual menu!

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    Dorothy Parker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bar menu with ice cream and alcoholic beverages.

    Sofie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can order alcoholic ice cream drinks in Sweden too 👍

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    LeiLah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad someone besides me sees that. Especially true considering it's and adult ice cream shop.

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    Stacy S.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were the judges local perverts?

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this was meant to be a joke.

    Lisa Johannesson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering the ice cream names, they certainly have a theme going.

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    #12

    This Busy Ice Cream Shop In Seattle Put Their Menu On A Mirror So It’s Impossible To Read

    This Busy Ice Cream Shop In Seattle Put Their Menu On A Mirror So It’s Impossible To Read

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are very transparent about their menu.

    Mariam Najar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never been more embarrassed about living there...

    RandomHumanBean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if there was a plain black wall, this could actually look really cool

    Black Goat of the Woods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *looks at mirror-menue* oh my, what's that tasty looking treat? might wanna take seconds! *finger pistols*

    Livvy |‸|
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I didn't read the title I would have thought that they put their menu on a random picture they found online.

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can read Veracruz vanilla but México sdgiyay? o_o

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy solution: get a huge cardboard and hold it up where you want to read 😁

    Stephanie Chapman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is "Frankie & Jo's" plant based ice cream shop. They have 3 shops in different Seattle neighborhoods. I went there and don't remember having trouble reading the menu, but maybe I wasn't at the same lighting angle as to how this was photographed. Not bad ice cream for having no dairy. https://frankieandjos.com/

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    However you might want to slice things (pun not intended), menus with pictures indicate that the owners of your chosen eatery aren’t investing a lot of money into the business, the staff, or the food. While this isn’t an automatic death sentence (plenty of businesses care about their employees, though, then again, plenty also don’t), it does mean that the quality of the food might be low.

    Frozen, canned, and processed food is the norm. And if saving’s the main goal, you can bet your bottom dollar that leftovers will be reheated in microwaves and brought to you as though it was all fresh.

    #13

    This Picture Isn't Blurry, That's How The Menu Looks

    This Picture Isn't Blurry, That's How The Menu Looks

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think you're drunk enough, maybe you won't order so much.

    Night Owl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're drunk enough it's probably readable

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    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drop shadows should only be used sparingly, and never on body text.

    KatHat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it was in the plastic insert long enough for the print to stick, and then moved slightly. Time for new covers; you can't clean that stuff off.

    Julius Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its in a sleeve, they just pulled the sleeve away from the peper

    Stacy S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dragon nail and thumb show the true scale and clarity.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like looking at the menu with my glasses off.

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The world's a little blurry...or maybe it's my eyes...

    Cate Torrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no I am getting dizzy

    jwashere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has happened to me... I mean, it was amazing breakfast, but just a pain to order.

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    #14

    French Restaurant Menu

    French Restaurant Menu

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    Stacy S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Sum. Then she says," No I have not. May I do you first?"

    jwashere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wen't there once, me and my older brother were dying laughing. best spot on the trip to france, BY FAR.

    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago

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    Some menus are just great wingman... they allow you to bring up things you would never do... first you laugh, then you show her, she laughs, now you can ask your next question.... have you ever tried it?

    Matt Curless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's French cuisine, that means you're gonna pay out the a*s for your meal. :-)

    cassiushumanmother
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a Michelin star restaurant, so yes the "a**l" part of The Fanal is on the bill...

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    #15

    "You'll Need To Use The Flashlight On Your Phone To Read The Menu" - Waitress

    "You'll Need To Use The Flashlight On Your Phone To Read The Menu" - Waitress

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    SilverX
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solution: Install some damn lights!

    Kayla J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to do this in a nicer restaurant before flashlights were more popular on phones. With the prices they were charging, you'd think they'd be able to turn up the lights a bit.

    Rosario Van Hoste
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like people are eating in a club instead of a restaurant. I would be nervous not seeing well my food in a such dark place...

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always avoid places so dark that you can't see what you are eating.

    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to one like this a little while ago and had left my damn phone at home. Nicked a big candle off another table.

    Just another bot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate how much toner was wasted to create a menu that's only going to annoy your customers and your staff

    Debbie Lavender
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    time to go. hope there is more light in the dang kitchen.

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    Meanwhile, if the staff aren’t paid enough or motivated in some other way to act professionally, hygiene standards can drop. This can mean that the weirdly-photoshopped burger meal you’re laughing your head off at while flipping through the menu is an indication of low standards and nasty things crawling all over the kitchen.

    What’s more, even if by some miracle the pics in the menu look terrific, there lies another problem: what you see and what you’re bound to get can be two completely different things. That’s why, personally, we’re in favor of small menus that only have words on them. If in doubt, you can always ask your server about each meal and they’ll be glad to tell you all about them.

    #16

    Top-Notch Photoshop On This Greek Menu

    Top-Notch Photoshop On This Greek Menu

    8-moebius-8 Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stripper Merman?.. what are they trying to sell here

    K.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe just some pole dancing/swimming. There's nothing left to strip if you look at the picture in de-tail.

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    Kayla J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, I like Nick's style.

    Elena Ktmr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my! I have actually eaten at this restaurant but have never seen this gem!

    Sofia Moulakaki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a fish restaurant and the translation is: Ah nick ah!

    Chris B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greeks are loyal and good people. But they are also very weird...

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty."

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta say, it makes me believe that the food will be really authentic.

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    #17

    An Online Menu For A Restaurant I Was Considering Eating At

    An Online Menu For A Restaurant I Was Considering Eating At

    Komalandorinha Report

    jwashere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    took a second to realize there was text

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With "Select All" it's often possible to make texts readable whenever the background is messed up like in this screenshot.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if you then just paste it in a text file... especially now Flash isn't a thing anymore.

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    Octavia Hansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former printer, there are some people you cannot save from themselves. Suggesting another color becomes an insult, and those who have their kids make the design are WORSE! Crap printing costs the same as good printing -- shame some people don't know the difference.

    Abhijeet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was the front cover of the menu.

    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no one saw this as an issue before printing?

    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t I only just saw the text

    Aria Singh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only read Baba Ghanoush. My mother loves that dish.

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    #18

    This Menu

    This Menu

    AC_Schnitzel Report

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever created this was fully aware of what the image looks like.

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, they're just messin' with ya!

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of a d*ck move on their part.

    PikachuTwoKing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks familiar, but I just can’t say what it is.

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sushi for the pushi

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something I would definitely do when out with someone I want to clearly show my intentions

    Black Goat of the Woods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    penis associated with fish smell? naaaah i'll pass... dunno if fish with penis smell is better, though

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    #19

    The Peas On This Menu Photo Are Photoshopped In

    The Peas On This Menu Photo Are Photoshopped In

    andrewnacho Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like miniature alien spaceship peas in formation.

    itsTrini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yall were so lazy yall couldnt even put 7 peas on top... THEY DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO BE COOKED!

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What food shall I photoshop onto the rice? Boss: "Peas please Louise."

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're levitating above the rice... zen peas.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s anti-gravity peas again, hovering slightly above the rice.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and it's the same pea copied in seven times. Reminds me of leafing through flower catalogues as a kid and finding the "repeated" apples, cherries or peaches in the pictures of fruit trees.

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    #20

    The Motherlode Of The 90s Nightmares

    The Motherlode Of The 90s Nightmares

    jakeninja Report

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The neighborhood ice cream truck exploded!!

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with all the peanut butter!?!?

    Rosario Van Hoste
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understand why they cluttered with all these stickers, it hurts!

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well lest we know what happned to the 90s.. also some one has a peanut butter fetish :B

    your_lesbian_friend
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck is Water ICe? Couldn't they have come up with a more creative name?? lmaoo

    Anna2010
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    totally giving me 90's vibes

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    #21

    Got Those Drinks On The Menu, Boss

    Got Those Drinks On The Menu, Boss

    Plasmabot1 Report

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? You guys don't drink entire pitchers of sour cream with your meal?

    Aleksei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yum, guacamole and salsa mixed with some water in a cup

    Anton Kider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bottled water $2.99 ? Is that in Death Valley ?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Snowdin got a Mexican restaurant.

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yo can i get a sour cream

    Jeannette Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I get my guacamole in a souvenir cup please?

    Toea Muresan Iulia
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Layla Corman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🙋🏼‍♀️ I drink the extra salsa. Not for refreshment and only if it's delicious.

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    Small and clear menus don’t mean simple and boring! If it’s readable, approachable, and user-friendly, your clients are more likely to get to the meat of things (literally, if they’re not vegan) and leave a healthy-sized tip.

    #22

    This Restaurant Wraps Their Menu Around A Wooden Stick. There Was Absolutely No Explanation Or Purpose To It

    This Restaurant Wraps Their Menu Around A Wooden Stick. There Was Absolutely No Explanation Or Purpose To It

    jookz Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone is looking for a gimmick

    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I think it gives you the opportunity to hit the exmployees in search of who had this bad idea.

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No food fights in my restaurant! Use the sticks."

    Just Your Regular Avocado
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can smack your family if they demand you get salad with your meal.

    Gyro Pilot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A restaurant that caters to drummers and riot police?

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gimmick as opposed to good food good service. Would rather have the latter without all the BS

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might actually work OK if they designed it in "landscape" instead of "portrait"...

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    #23

    This Cocktail Menu

    This Cocktail Menu

    Sawgywaffles Report

    Marie Vallier
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, this one is not really a fail, as the menu is French (see "carte des cocktails"), and in French "c*ck" doesn't mean anything. But yeah, it's funny for people who speak English :)

    Marie Vallier
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coq in French only means rooster, it had no other meaning. But c*ck written like that doesn't exist in French.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many c.ocks and just one tail...

    jwashere
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they must be c**k full of good food

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha ! trying saying this with the ducktales song in mind

    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is humorous. Perhaps for a specific clientele? Not necessarily, but it’s possible.

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    #24

    I Honestly Don’t Know What To Look At

    I Honestly Don’t Know What To Look At

    ChrFaz Report

    Moon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    W-what is going on in this picture

    MALEC GWITTER🤩
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly don't know HOW I'm supposed to look at that menu...

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't these restaurants want customers or what?

    Abhijeet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look for another restaurant

    Inkblot Butterfly
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those...paper pictures on a digital menu thingy??

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's an old lightbox menu from previous diner not replaced just papered over.

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    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what my nightmares look like when I'm walking through some place trying to find something to eat! But they are closing or I can't figure out if they have anything that won't upset my stomach 🤦🏻‍♀️😂🤣😂

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought pj crepes was the name of the shop, because it's the only thing they've written there.

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    #25

    I'm Impressed That This Thai Menu Has Text Cropping Both Over And Under The Image

    I'm Impressed That This Thai Menu Has Text Cropping Both Over And Under The Image

    HELLO_I_AM_THE_BEAR Report

    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sauce looks cool like it's popping out at you.

    rabbitsrabbit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly trying to make the plate look like its popping out of the page. This is next level vision for the future of menus.

    Rob Detmar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They needed to show you the depth of the flavor!

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to take control of your layers ;D

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basil Seafood reminded me of Basil Fawlty. Anyone remember Fawlty Towers?

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    #26

    This Menu That Seems To Be Upside Down At First Look

    This Menu That Seems To Be Upside Down At First Look

    jrdiesel76 Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not often that I see a menu that is right-margined.

    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even less often does it make any sense...

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t see right justified in the wild that often.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that’s why I can’t see the upside down thing? There’s a few languages written right-margined. I didn’t even notice it.

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    Amy Dodds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird. I was looking at it, knowing something was wrong but couldn't quite work it out

    John C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll eat here in a heartbeat - betcha it's some delish, authentic stuff (right justified and bottom-to-top layout is how asian language is written)

    Beth Arriaga
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want some nacho tater tots. I think.

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and what's with the numbering? "I'll have a number 14.5 please." "Which number 14.5?"

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is the price...like $14.50. But not in US dollars obviously.

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    #27

    This Restaurant Pirated The Pirate Bay Torrent Site Logo For Their Menu

    This Restaurant Pirated The Pirate Bay Torrent Site Logo For Their Menu

    neurotran Report

    Kate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I mean it's not like the site is using it anymore, right? Wasn't it shut down?

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ♪Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free....♫

    Silre
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I never would have known that though

    Dadolwch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well not like the site owners can really complain about theft...

    Dirtier Harrier
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a fail, that's just a funny image on a menu.

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good copy is better than a bad creation.

    Cat Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it said Shrek on the menu 🤣

    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arg...! Bottom right “Coke Product-“ ? No prices? Bummer. Isn’t this a known font? Maybe not.

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    #28

    Seen At A Restaurant In A 5-Star Hotel In Los Angeles

    Seen At A Restaurant In A 5-Star Hotel In Los Angeles

    imgur.com Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read inspirational quotes whilst you decide or are waiting for your attendant.

    The 5-star rated 5-star rating system
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Read inspirational quotes whilst you decide or are waiting for your attendant." - Raine Soo

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    Mangelo Il Fumatori
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone just discovered shapes in Microsoft Word!

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It appears the menu is on the other side.

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll have some 'first we eat then we do everything else' please. Oh, and a side of 'promises and pie crust ar made to be broken' too. That'll be all."

    Kristin Ingersoll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... It looks like the other side has a legible menu. This is a cute space-filler.

    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My kid's really good on the computer ..."

    itsTrini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    waiter- oh yes i would like this inspitational quote please... thank you

    Chodz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Designed for waiters having trouble with table numbers or a venue with constantly new staff. Stay away from those.

    your_lesbian_friend
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like that was created in 2011 on microsoft publisher!! smh lmaoo

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    #29

    This Is What I Found On The Menu Of A Pizzeria

    This Is What I Found On The Menu Of A Pizzeria

    zertyheg Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After her accident with the chainsaw, Lucy was lucky to find a surgeon who understand the profession. She thus could follow her dream career as a chef.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky he found a large zipper. Lucky for Lucy anyway.

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    itsTrini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whats disturbing is the fact that you know when you close the book shes gonna be kissing herself

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess she's in two minds as to what to order...

    FroggyGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Aleksei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I see when i look in the mirror at 3 AM

    Stacy S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, the taylor forgot to stop at the jacket, with her new clasps.

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    #30

    This Salad Section On The Menu At The Pub

    This Salad Section On The Menu At The Pub

    TranslucentTaco Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    16 bucks for a salad is just criminal. The salad is hiding in shame. And why do you pay extra 2 bucks for takeaway?! It's not like they are delivering it, you're taking it with you.

    Maiun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $16 for a Caesar salad??!!?? WTF?

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fairness, anything is a salad if you think hard enough

    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You won't make friends with salad"

    Hogswallop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love when an Aussie menu pops up on a post. People freak the heck out about the prices.

    third molar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Who cares about salad section anyway, so don't have the fix it"

    Sander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably was in color but they copied it in black and white. I remember how in primary school, the text for the musical was printed on orange paper by the company as to prevent illicit copying.

    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone forgot to alter the percentage of black in that image!

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    Which menu fail was your favorite and why, dear Pandas? Why do you think so many menus out there have such basic mistakes? Do you think that menus with pictures automatically mean bad food? What’s the worst menu you’ve personally encountered when you could eat in, not just take food to go? We can’t wait to read what you think in the comment section!

    #31

    This Restaurant’s Logo That Looks Like A Health Grade

    This Restaurant’s Logo That Looks Like A Health Grade

    drobinow Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does look as if the health inspector has been here, doesn't it?

    Melanie King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but why is there a big F anyways???

    Big J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Owner having trouble figuring out why they aren't getting any walk-up business.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only an F because Mr. Krabs poisoned him.

    #32

    What If The Restaurant’s Name Is "Sample Text"?

    What If The Restaurant’s Name Is "Sample Text"?

    reddit.com Report

    Cupcake168
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the name of the restaurant is Lorem Ipsum!

    Ashes_The_Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the inside of the menu: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Suspendisse tincidunt, nunc vel dapibus scelerisque, felis nisi sollicitudin urna, ac fermentum tellus ipsum sit amet sapien. Orci varius natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Pellentesque pulvinar sodales massa non rhoncus. Donec blandit auctor nisi vel auctor. Sed dignissim felis id ligula ultrices, pharetra viverra urna ultrices. Aenean mollis pretium velit, at fermentum nulla consectetur ut. Suspendisse efficitur rhoncus augue a congue. Sed ornare quam ut turpis maximus, a tempor eros rhoncus. Mauris pharetra aliquet orci, sed consequat nunc faucibus sed. In nec commodo magna. Nunc nec nisi quis dui hendrerit fringilla id sit amet ipsum. Fusce hendrerit pulvinar est ac ullamcorper. Nunc vitae erat magna. Sed et.

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    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once bought a t-shirt for my best friend. I was supposed to have a "message" on it. I forgot. She got a royal purple t-shirt with "Message here" written across the front. She LOVED it.

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    #33

    Everything About This Menu

    Everything About This Menu

    blackgeorgewallace Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The brain hurts, glitches and turns off for self-preservation purposes.

    Ripley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A creative way of using every font in your Word library.

    Lorelei Douty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry I cant write the...whole...comm *shuts down*

    Usernames
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is look like an English exam test ..

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, let's try this font next!

    Erika Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Graphic Design lesson: What NOT to do!

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    #34

    This Restaurant Menu

    This Restaurant Menu

    Lama_Bacon Report

    Sarcastic Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more like an essay than a menu. it's so well written it makes you hungry.

    Nicole Nicole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Super impressed that you read it!! I was exhausted just by the image

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    PikachuTwoKing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Black Angus Beef Burger” just take the g out of angus, I dare you.

    SweetCee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it. I hate it so much.

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes less is more...this is not the case...

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the avant-garde "stream of consciousness" style of menu.

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    #35

    This Coffee Shop Overhead Menu Gave Me A Headache

    This Coffee Shop Overhead Menu Gave Me A Headache

    AGMarasco Report

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ill make mine better at least

    ‏‏‎ ‎
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Magnet stealing bastards

    Chodz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hipsters are just unshaved yuppies.

    #36

    When You Want The Whole Menu Presented On A Flag

    When You Want The Whole Menu Presented On A Flag

    rjonsbo Report

    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This tests your eyesight before walking into the restaurant ..Very kind of them.

    Carrie de Luka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK we all now drive to Barnard Castle to test ours.

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    Noelle (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sandwich, pasta, burgers, ???, taco, nachos, lasagna, burrito, hot wing, chili con carne, pizza, nuggets

    Big J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was trying to figure if it was Buger, Suppe or Burgers, Uppe

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you read Clients From Hell you'll know how hard a designer tried to talk the owner out of doing this, and how insistent the owner was that it was look brilliant.

    TAN YI XIN Moe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *looks down* IS THAT PiZzA nUgGeTs?!

    Mowgli808
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With much effort I understood everything except whatever is between burger and taco

    MistyCat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sandwichpastaburgersuppetaconachoslasagneburritohotwingchiliconcarnepizzanuggets! Yum!

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have 2 Astabs to take away please

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idea was to make it look like an eye test chart.

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    #37

    Checked Out This Restaurant's Online Menu. I Think I'll Go Somewhere Else

    Checked Out This Restaurant's Online Menu. I Think I'll Go Somewhere Else

    idontevenknow8888 Report

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there meant to be words there?

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This designer has failed at the most basic level.

    Lexi Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I’m not gonna pay a graphic designer! Those lazy bums are worthless! I’ll do it myself!”

    jwashere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait a minute that's my phone! i can tell by their name

    #38

    This Menu At Cereal Killer Cafe, London

    This Menu At Cereal Killer Cafe, London

    TazmanianDevi1 Report

    DDmaybeandor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually think that's pretty awesome.

    ProffessorChaos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it's called Cereal Killer Cafe, I'm pretty sure it's supposed to look like some sort of ransom note.

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gather that making the menu look like a ransom note was deliberate.

    Melanie King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing i see is the only thing i need to see: PopTarts

    Gold roses
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banana nut Cheerios with Nutella please!

    Tadders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you are willing to pay £5 for a bowl of cereal, you deserve everything you get.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder where they got the idea.

    Nicole Nicole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a subconscious admission of guilt

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    #39

    Put Up The Menu, Boss

    Put Up The Menu, Boss

    fury1708 Report

    Gold roses
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will take the lychee Oolong with aloe please

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not worth the trouble of tilting my head.

    #40

    This Menu

    This Menu

    jokob Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Menu or shower curtain design? You decide!

    Nyneva Kyte
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd feel better about it if it was encased in something that can be sanitized, but I actually love it

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, just saw it's meant to be in english

    soni w
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Fuckn idiot hipsters

    #41

    Clearly Missing The Point Of A Digital Menu

    Clearly Missing The Point Of A Digital Menu

    backyardstar Report

    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the most un-appetizing photo ever...

    Stacy S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the half eaten chicken?!

    Stacy S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they can't spell either.

    #42

    This Menu Even Has Pictures Of Their Drinks. Just In Case You Forgot What Diet Pepsi Looks Like

    This Menu Even Has Pictures Of Their Drinks. Just In Case You Forgot What Diet Pepsi Looks Like

    tribbing1337 Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm noticing the ice cubes...they actually did take 4 different pictures for those brown sodas!

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to make sure that you received the right drink, compare the ice cubes to the one on the menu.

    Stacy S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually prefer this visually enticing menu. It helps us older, hot cougars.

    EQXL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And God forbid if they hand them to me with the icecubes different from the pictures!

    SilverX
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! I forgot how water looks like again!

    Tiggy Darling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some lunatic has put ice cubes in the tea!!!

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just in case you can't read, or just in case you don't understand the language.

    Mystery Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does the tea have ice cubes in?!

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's iced tea. Yes, we really do drink it that way.

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    Colin Byrne
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    4 years ago

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    #43

    This Menu Has 1 Item Per Page Which Makes It 100+ Pages Long

    This Menu Has 1 Item Per Page Which Makes It 100+ Pages Long

    Warheadd Report

    SilverX
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir, it's suppose to be a menu, not a recipe book

    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, at least you know exactly what you get

    Stacy S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it. It only needs tabs at the top for each category.

    Jimi Laoshi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of the menus are like that at restaurants in China

    Wolfgang Fleißner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ich finde es großartig. Sie lieben ihre Gerichte so sehr, dass sie im Großformat präsentiert werden. Ich würde sogar fragen, ob man diese Speisekarte kaufen kann. --------- I think it is awesome. They love their dishes so much that they are presented on a large scale. I would even ask if you can buy this menu.

    Random Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a general rule that if a menu has more than 30 items, none of the ingredients will be fresh because there will need to be so many.

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dunno this is kinda cool espcially if you can take it hoe with you:D

    Albino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine some people's fury if it looks only slightly different?

    #44

    “Menu” At For Our School

    “Menu” At For Our School

    badhersladher Report

    Lexi Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheese Dip, Ho, Drinks, Black Widow, D pper, Desserts, The Humbus, Sun, S Lads

    Demon Child
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to involve superheroes or other things you think kids like will not make things better.

    Nyneva Kyte
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    #45

    Finished Setting The Menu Prices, Boss

    Finished Setting The Menu Prices, Boss

    I_Hate_I-35 Report

    Ian Koch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person who noticed the error: "I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK"

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    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for free ,why are you complaining.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just know a herd of Karens will turn up and demand free food because it's clearly stated on the menu

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shhh bored panda leave this one alone

    Albino
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you stay away from the sausage and egg one.

    Eric George
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicken bacon? Is that a real thing?

    #46

    This Menu On A Mirror Is Impossible To Read

    This Menu On A Mirror Is Impossible To Read

    cbigsby Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they no realize that some people are nearsighted?

    K.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    foresight is better than hindsight - the Greeks, probably

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    Cupcake168
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always feel so uncomfortable when tables are so closely. Give people some privacy!

    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So from the previous images this mirror thing is a trend now.?

    #47

    Tex... What?

    Tex... What?

    thebishopgame Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm inclined to give this one a pass because the menu is in Japanese, and they may not have realized what they've done in English.

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're writing in another language and it's for your business, wouldn't you check, check, check? Get a native speak to look it over for you?

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the skull is sweating out of embarrassment.

    Lexi Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Japanese texmex restaurant is not something I ever expected to see.

    Mangelo Il Fumatori
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be a title for a Tejano porn video.

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    #48

    Everything About This Menu

    Everything About This Menu

    UncrunchyTaco Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reads like a run-on paragraph.

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll get me some Dead Guy Ale & Knockwurst.

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the first thing that jumps out at you is "Dead guy"

    Charlotte A.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bold, italics and underlined...

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this menu. I would be holding it in my hands, and they have a good variety. I could order from it right now. Really, each menu item has its own line.

    Stacy S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. " High as hell guy" ..da Font dude is on LSD.

    #49

    Menu At A Local Restaurant

    Menu At A Local Restaurant

    Zargaith94 Report

    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg, I got "two brothers" only at fourth attempt

    Miss Milinky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg, took me way longer than I am comfortable with! I was like "twob rot hres?"

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can play Boggle all day long.

    jwashere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean, it's make more sense since you'd prob know what the place was called already

    Blue of the yams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two brothers, 1 stroke, and no common sense.

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a few seconds to realize it is "Two Brothers".

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    #50

    No, This Picture Isn't Blurry. The Menu Is

    No, This Picture Isn't Blurry. The Menu Is

    xXxM0RPH3USxXx Report

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translated: Skip the specials. Order something expensive.

    #51

    Here’s A Menu I Found Online While Looking For Somewhere To Eat

    Here’s A Menu I Found Online While Looking For Somewhere To Eat

    scubathomas Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first three are in heaven, the bottom four are more down to earth.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Numbers one to three are the ultra low calorie options

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't make the first 3 anymore but they're still obliged to put them on the menu

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes, I'd like a large order of Lunchtime, with a side order of Delivery Menu, please."

    #52

    This Menu Art Has Shutterstock Watermarks On It

    This Menu Art Has Shutterstock Watermarks On It

    TheOGBombfish Report

    Matt Hollis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least try to PS them out lol

    MizAdeleM
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is technically stealing artwork. I have had clients request that I remove watermarks from photos or art, and I refuse.

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be cheap! This menu presents your company to the public, and licensing an image is not expensive.

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder something like 75% of restaurants close within a year of opening. So many people have so little grasp of how to present themselves and their business to the public.

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    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have one shutterstock please!

    #53

    Wrote The Menu, Boss

    Wrote The Menu, Boss

    ukuleleemusic Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The PB&J seem different from what i'm used to

    Loonatic7
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PB&J has tomato, mozzarella, pesto, and spinach? It’s evolving

    Michael Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna try something new, gimme The Jack, please. Thanks.

    Nicole Nicole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vegan mozzarella??? What will they think of next???

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dunno the vegan one looks very temepting

    Signe Manat Hansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a theme restaurant where they only use these 4 ingredients

    Demon Child
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how it says food at the top. Haha wow, you guys serve food? that's great but I actually came here looking for paint to decorate my room.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We hope you like tomato, mozzarella, pesto and spinach.

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm I think I'll go for tomato, mozzarella, pesto & spinach....although tomato, mozzarella, pesto & spinach also sounds good.

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    #54

    I Love Eating At Restaurant Logo Here

    I Love Eating At Restaurant Logo Here

    reddit.com Report

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People remember the name and recommend it to their friends.

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot Twist the restaurant's name is Logo Here Cuisine.

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i spit out my drink thanks alot Restaurant logo here

    Aahzmandus Pervect
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? That's the name of the restaurant. Have you never heard of "Restaurant Logo Here"?

    로희
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it, tbh~

    #55

    Menu At Local Restaurant

    Menu At Local Restaurant

    tricerabox Report

    Sarcastic Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you could read it properly, it would look like it's carved into the wood. maybe that's what they were going for?

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're serving Trump Tower burgers I don't think I'd be trusting their chef's choices anyway

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing that jumped out at me was Trump Tower Burger, which I wouldn't eat due to its negative connotations

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they try and scan some wood?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monochrome laser printer. I bet it looked just fine on the screen.

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it an online menu? if so than do ctrl, search, h

    Charlotte A.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing it was readable on the computer, in colour, before they printed it in black and white...

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    #56

    This Menu

    This Menu

    AVC29 Report

    Candace Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a 1993 local battle of the bands ad poster

    Anna2010
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think i might have a stroke lol

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you love wraps 'cause that's all we got. That's a wrap.

    #57

    When You Copy-Paste Your Menu Content From Wikipedia ... Complete With Footnotes.

    When You Copy-Paste Your Menu Content From Wikipedia ... Complete With Footnotes.

    Gtapex Report

    Sarcastic Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like, at least change it so there's no blue underlining!

    Matt Curless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the menu assignment is due TOMORROW, you forgot....

    MiniMaus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me thinks it's in Asia somewhere and they figured if they cut/pasted from Wiki at least it would be correct

    #58

    Pizza Looks Terrified Of Its Own Menu

    Pizza Looks Terrified Of Its Own Menu

    Idoubledippedthechip Report

    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be scared too if i was going to watch my cousins get eaten.

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the pineapple frightened it.

    Matt Curless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, as they say, if you can't take the heat....

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone somewhere is going to get this pizza tattooed on their body.

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably was in the Sausage Party movie (it's great, watch it!)

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    #59

    I Put Up The Menu, Boss

    I Put Up The Menu, Boss

    CrazyRedReddit Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll read the middle portion with my compact mirror, thank you.

    uber mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by the text st the top, it looks like the person that put it up forgot that the glass door would reverse the images.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The glass is transparent, it doesn't reverse anything. A mirror would.

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    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than the digital menu that cycles thru several pages. Whoever designed the McD's drivethru should be fired

    soni w
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our local Macca's always only always have thier "doubles" menu on the drive through board. Most expensive a burgers. Been like that for 2 years.

    #60

    The Background On The Menu Looks Like Its Covered In Dirt

    The Background On The Menu Looks Like Its Covered In Dirt

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    #61

    This Menu Looks Upside Down At First Glance

    This Menu Looks Upside Down At First Glance

    Cerberus73 Report

    Sarcastic Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it actually does! I'd look like an idiot if I started reading it upside down. and it wouldn't be the first time...

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not many people use right justified because people aren't used to it. Better to stick with "The customer is always right."

    #62

    This Menu. Pepperoni Pizza Background And Red Lettering

    This Menu. Pepperoni Pizza Background And Red Lettering

    DrMaxUrban Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does no one check these before they’re printed?

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Red writing? There's- oh wait, there it is.

    Jenný Samúelsdóttir Herlufsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needed to remove the blue light filter and up the brightness, only then I saw the red letters.

    #63

    The Misuse Of Capital Letters On This Menu

    The Misuse Of Capital Letters On This Menu

    salandersdragon Report

    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must have seen this approach on Bored Panda.

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fekking hate that type of writing!!! 😬😬

    Chich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A restaurant for people who have done their ReSeArCh

    Demon Child
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'Ll StAnD oUt If We MaKe ThE mEnU lOoK lIkE tHiS

    MiniMaus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a guy who spells his name this way ----- um....

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    #64

    Why. So. Much. Fonts (A Restaurant Menu)

    Why. So. Much. Fonts (A Restaurant Menu)

    Weixles Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The title should be 'Why so many fonts?' And those periods used for emphasis bother me.

    #65

    This Image Of Grilled Chicken Salad In This Menu

    This Image Of Grilled Chicken Salad In This Menu

    bettingsnow Report

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's to maintain the identity of the chicken a secret...

    Ashes_The_Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it's quite gory. I've seen the real image. The chicken is also naked!

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    Sian Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, how many of us waited for the picture to load properly?

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A great towards the protection of food's private lives!

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro, this chicken must be like, super gory or NSFW.

    Mangelo Il Fumatori
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a family restaurant. We can't have uncensored pictures of bare breasts in our menu.

    Matt Hollis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought it was blurred out on purpose for a min

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have the grilled chicken salad with extra pixillations, please

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    #66

    This Mexican Restaurant's Menu

    This Mexican Restaurant's Menu

    alyrams Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha... It's rude. It also is true

    Jenny Gordon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummmmmm, their prices seem a tad excessive!

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's other countries that use Dollar. Maybe Taiwan or something?

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    #67

    They Updated The Menu, So Now It’s Black Font On Black Screen

    They Updated The Menu, So Now It’s Black Font On Black Screen

    zackzook Report

    Michael Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh -they want you to eat somewhere else. I get it now.

    #68

    Stopped Outside The Restaurant To Read The Menu. Left After 10 Seconds Of Being Unable To Read Past The Dotted Overlay

    Stopped Outside The Restaurant To Read The Menu. Left After 10 Seconds Of Being Unable To Read Past The Dotted Overlay

    down_vote_magnet Report

    Sarcastic Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well... i'm confused. what's brilled chicken??

    Matt Curless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a split second, I swear I thought the menu was EMBROIDERED....

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes can i get my bok legendary

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    #69

    "Third Scoop? I Asked For A Double"

    "Third Scoop? I Asked For A Double"

    GDColon Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pointlessly confusing

    Susan Trevaskis-Owen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: That is ridiculous! Husband: Genius. Me: RIDICULOUS. Husband: GENIUS

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the price for a cone for an adiitional cone or have you to pay for thst?

    kathoco
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the extra amount you have to pay if you want a cone that is different from the standard cone - a cone upgrade, if you will.

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    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this seems deliberately made to sell more

    #70

    Ah Yes, I Absolutely Love When I Can Barely Read My Menus

    Ah Yes, I Absolutely Love When I Can Barely Read My Menus

    -Toaster--- Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s wrong with a simple white background? Why add stupid pictures to it?

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    invert the colors and its all good

    #71

    The Tacos On The Cover Of This Menu Aren't Actually On The Menu

    The Tacos On The Cover Of This Menu Aren't Actually On The Menu

    b1gba Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, no! And, they look so good too.

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is what you could order...if you where at a better restaurant

    Nicole Trabucco
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and $16 for a hotel burger? DoubleTree is a mediocre hotel ffs.

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    of course it isnt, and about that hotel, that is where my grandma's dad died :/

    Mangelo Il Fumatori
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could have these tacos, but then you'd be at a better hotel.

    Michael Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh.. 'Dine in' means it's 'in-room dining menu'. Got it, thanks. I was almost confused, whew.

    #72

    The Numbers On This Menu

    The Numbers On This Menu

    pasunegif Report

    로희
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There must be a feng shui science behind this numbering system~

    Juliane Groß
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    Susan Trevaskis-Owen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing they once had a much larger selection, and just kept the item numbers when they got rid of half the dishes, rather than re-train the staff to know that a number 9 is now a number 2, and the number 23 is now a number 10.

    Matt Curless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this that Common Core Math system that I heard so much about?

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gotta admit, it's fun to try and put the numbers in order.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're just trying to make ordering a fun game of "Find the Numbers!"

    #73

    Went To A Restaurant And This Is The Kid's Menu, The Sun Blocks 1/2 Of It

    Went To A Restaurant And This Is The Kid's Menu, The Sun Blocks 1/2 Of It

    stevie5104 Report

    Michael Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just do a simple test print before you order 200 copies! lol *facepalm*

    Ashes_The_Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All hail the holy Corn Dog! (the classic favorite, only 304 calories! it's also served with a choice of a kid's side)

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids can only eat a corn dog

    Lexi Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Subtle hint about bringing children there.

    #74

    I Want To Redesign Their Menu So Badly

    I Want To Redesign Their Menu So Badly

    WeGotVices Report

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like thinking of burritos as burros.

    Matt Hollis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think they need help redesigning their menu so badly, think they did a good job lol

    Deb March Farrell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like a restaurant in vancouver washington...great food..confusing menu

    #75

    This Weird Font Choice On This Restaurant Menu

    This Weird Font Choice On This Restaurant Menu

    weird-pumpkin Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come for the food, stay for the sea-sickness

    Alan Galr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because we can, does not mean we should!

    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it’s legible

    #76

    This Restaurant Uses Watermarked Stock Photos On Their Menu

    This Restaurant Uses Watermarked Stock Photos On Their Menu

    zensylvanian Report

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely it would be simpler to make the sandwich and take a picture of it than to search the internet for a picture of the sandwich. Am I missing something?

    MochaJane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sandwich they make probably doesn't look anything like the picture.

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    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely love the idea of "well it was on the Internet, so it's free to use"...

    #77

    Put Up The Menu Boss

    Put Up The Menu Boss

    ZoidSpam Report

    Chodz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you go to a drive trough at BK you probably already know what´s on their menu.

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    zoom in with the camera, its that easy

    #78

    The Alignment Of The Prices On This Menu

    The Alignment Of The Prices On This Menu

    Bringypurbroom Report

    로희
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "shin cup seasoning" so, basically a ramen seasoning?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's just the ooze from a nasty scrape on someone's shin.

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    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks homemade, probably to save money at startup.

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it wouldn't cost them more to align the prices

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    #79

    The Font On This Restaurant Menu. Took Me Forever To Read It

    The Font On This Restaurant Menu. Took Me Forever To Read It

    AkiraDeathStar Report

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being dyslexic and trying to read that... If you're dyslexic please tell me if any of that menu was intelligible to you

    jonnotheGOAT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a 12 year old, i can read this just fine

    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand trying to do something different, but when your customers can’t even read your menu what’s the point?

    #80

    Saw This On A Diner Menu

    Saw This On A Diner Menu

    lostinthesnow Report

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is nothing more beautiful than a field of ripe cottage cheese

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gaze wistfully across it while listening on your MP3 to pickled beats

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    Michael Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess 'vegetables' to them means miscellaneous sh*t .

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have a problem other than pickled beats?

    Lexi Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rice, cheese, applesauce aren’t vegetables, and French fries aren’t what people usually want when they order veggies. And of course pickled beats are something else entirely.

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    Charlotte A.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cottage cheese is a veggie? Wow, you learn something new every day...

    #81

    One Of My Favorite Restaurants. I Hate To Put Them On Blast, But This Is Too Good Not To Share. The Restaurant Is Called "Let’s Do Greek!”

    One Of My Favorite Restaurants. I Hate To Put Them On Blast, But This Is Too Good Not To Share. The Restaurant Is Called "Let’s Do Greek!”

    reddit.com Report

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If You Hadn't Told Me The Name Of The Restaurant, I Would Be Concerned About That Kids Menu...

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOPE NO GOONNA SKIP THAT

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody remembered Greek history a bit too much.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my sims inexplicably when they go on holiday

    #82

    I'll Have What's On The Fish Menu

    I'll Have What's On The Fish Menu

    ButWouldYouRather Report

    Matt Curless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know your fish has gone bad when you can't tell it from the chocolate cake....

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't decide whether to have the fish, or the fish. I mean, the fish is cheaper, but with the fish, you get fish.

    Susan Trevaskis-Owen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Choclate fodge cake is my favorite kind of fish.

    Call Me Mars
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have that chocolate fudge fish cake, please!

    #83

    I Am Currently In Florida At A Filipino Restaurant. I Found This On The Menu While I Was There

    I Am Currently In Florida At A Filipino Restaurant. I Found This On The Menu While I Was There

    ChubbzyBoi Report

    Michael Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I get the #7, and I want it to say "You got this, hang in there!" Mhm, yeah, it's been a long week... *nod* Thanks.

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    k, "we need a better menu"

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add your text is my favorite food!

    #84

    Someone Left The Shutterstock Watermark On An Image Of Beans For A Menu

    Someone Left The Shutterstock Watermark On An Image Of Beans For A Menu

    Mojoblackwhite Report

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, what is wrong with people. We're currently putting together a business website and stock photos like that are so cheap we've bought some to act as place holders until we are able to take the actual photos we want.

    brukernavn340
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if they bought it, wouldn't it be without the watermark?

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    WOKE Aizawa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cheese and tomato as a entrée?

    MizAdeleM
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are several sites that have inexpensive or free stock photos; no excuse for this laziness.

    #85

    Finished Designing The Menu Boss

    Finished Designing The Menu Boss

    vvribeiro Report

    #86

    Not Sure Wether I‘M At A Restaurant Or A Gay Bar

    Not Sure Wether I‘M At A Restaurant Or A Gay Bar

    reddit.com Report

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me all I read is "drink tail" 😹

    MochaJane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure whether you should be reading a menu or a dictionary

    Sarcastic Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm just hoping it's a joke...

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says Long Drinks and CockTails. Still, pretty risque.

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    #87

    This Abomination Of A Menu

    This Abomination Of A Menu

    wintersboy1 Report

    Michael Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the Coke logo so big AND why does it need an arrow?? WHYyyyyy... my eyes.

    kate h
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also misspelled dessert...

    Lexi Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a Geocities fanpage from 2003.

    Bubble
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a kid had a project and he threw something together at the last minute

    Bubble
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a kid had a school project and he threw something together at the last minute

    #88

    The Photo Of The Curry On This Menu Looks Upside Down

    The Photo Of The Curry On This Menu Looks Upside Down

    down_vote_magnet Report

    Michael Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As does the chicken.. lol.

    Aahzmandus Pervect
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't look upside down, it is upside down.

    Chich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The house specialty - ceiling curry

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    #89

    The Font On This Menu

    The Font On This Menu

    berdot Report

    로희
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only pharmacists can read the menu.

    Aldhissla VargTimmen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Written in my native language (dutch) I can actually quite easily read this!

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many times have you gone to a restaurant and told a friend "the menu was soooo cool."

    MizAdeleM
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mistral - totally overused here (well, I guess it's not Comic Sans).

    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with these people? Do they have no common sense?

    #90

    The Last Word You Want To Be On A Menu

    The Last Word You Want To Be On A Menu

    fauxnet Report

    Bubble
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    theres no way thats not on purpose

    #91

    This Menu Background

    This Menu Background

    hellopeople9 Report

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can be proud of America, but don't be proud on a restaurant menu please.

    Lexi Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American diner serving Italian food.

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Trump design this with his teeny-tiny hands?

    #92

    This Menu Can’t Decide How To Write How Many People It Serves

    This Menu Can’t Decide How To Write How Many People It Serves

    Majestic_Ac0rn Report

    로희
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're consistent with their inconsistency.

    #93

    Added Peppers In The Menu Photo Boss

    Added Peppers In The Menu Photo Boss

    aaronrandango2 Report

    #94

    A Menu From When I Was In Thailand

    A Menu From When I Was In Thailand

    dreamerbeliever Report

    #95

    This Menu

    This Menu

    uMadFam Report

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who put a tramp stamp on the menu?

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was expecting a buttcrack as I scrolled down!

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    #96

    The Size Of The Font On This Restaurants Menu

    The Size Of The Font On This Restaurants Menu

    avengaar Report

    Michael Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, I hope they bring me something tiny and in a small, round cup.

    #97

    The Restaurant I Went To Plastered Their Logo All Over The Descriptions

    The Restaurant I Went To Plastered Their Logo All Over The Descriptions

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    Colin Allcars
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To protect the world from starvation?

    #98

    Transparent Picture At A Restaurant

    Transparent Picture At A Restaurant

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    #99

    A Wall Covered Half Of The Menu Screen, And All Of The Menus On The Screens Had Incredibly Tiny Text Making It Hard To See

    A Wall Covered Half Of The Menu Screen, And All Of The Menus On The Screens Had Incredibly Tiny Text Making It Hard To See

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    Michael Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be the dad that walks in: "Hey looks like the prices are half off!".

    Erika Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaand, a nose sticking out as well.

    #100

    The Lighting On These Menus

    The Lighting On These Menus

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    #101

    These Tilted Menus

    These Tilted Menus

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    MiniMaus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The menus are heading for the loo...where you will head after eating their food

    #102

    Was Really Digging This Restaurant Menu Until I Saw The Top And Bottom Borders

    Was Really Digging This Restaurant Menu Until I Saw The Top And Bottom Borders

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    Erika Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, and they were doing so well!

    #103

    Burger King Menu Got Fried

    Burger King Menu Got Fried

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    #104

    This Single-Spaced Menu

    This Single-Spaced Menu

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    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No capitals, arial, bad spacing... this menu is really low quality.

    #105

    Menu Design At One Of My Favorite Indian Restaurants

    Menu Design At One Of My Favorite Indian Restaurants

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    Bubble
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought the word at the top of the menu was actually read and the yellow things were designs until i saw the word essert

    #106

    When You Ask The New Guy To Change The Sign In The Menu Board

    When You Ask The New Guy To Change The Sign In The Menu Board

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    #107

    Yes, I Will Have The Chicken Fingers From Sandwich Menu

    Yes, I Will Have The Chicken Fingers From Sandwich Menu

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    Matt Curless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, to be fair, I guess it's meat with bread around it, sooo..... LOL

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a microwave dinner box.

    #108

    The Dots On The Corners Of This Menu Section

    The Dots On The Corners Of This Menu Section

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    #109

    This Misaligned Menu At A Local Restaurant

    This Misaligned Menu At A Local Restaurant

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    #110

    The Heading Of This Dessert Menu

    The Heading Of This Dessert Menu

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    #111

    I Always Have To Borrow Someone's Phone To See The Menu Ever Since Covid

    I Always Have To Borrow Someone's Phone To See The Menu Ever Since Covid

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    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's focus on the bigger problem here. Is that a flip phone?? 😲

    Kristin Ingersoll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, the text is right there. And any place I've been to that has a QR code also has a text menu.

    #112

    Menu Board Installed Boss

    Menu Board Installed Boss

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    Michael Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get what's wrong with this one? Is it because it's leaning a little bit?

    Imposmate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because its out of view for the person ordering drive thru.

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    #113

    Clearly Missing The Point Of A Digital Menu

    Clearly Missing The Point Of A Digital Menu

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