50 Hilariously Unhinged Random Memes That May Soothe Your Ever-Turbulent Soul

I'd love to see a tv series of Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. They did their best with the movie, but limited animation techniques and time make it... not great

Noted. Cult joined.

I need extra upvotes. One is not enough for this post

Oh My God--this is frighteningly accurate

Well after my 2yo read this (on their own of course) they said, “well mommy, I would propose the notion that it’s not due to a mundane lifestyle. It’s more indicative of an insecure personality, a fragile ego if you will. They seek validation through technological services that connect humans to one another.”

Love me some Hank wisdom.

No means no.

No, send them to school.

As a teacher I make a point of telling the student teachers that they should always ALWAYS make sure they are on the janitors’ good side. They will not make your life harder if you are not, but, my goodness, can they make your teacher life easier if they like you!

That’s hilarious!

5 hours of prepping, 2 hours of roasting, 20 minutes of plating... 10 minutes to eat said meal, 25 minutes of rinsing dishes 2 hours of dishwaser and 20 minutes of putting dishes away. Now it's time for breakfast! LOL!

It's the ones who didn't grow up with South Park and family guy who are offended by every little detail of their simple minded life.

The baby sure. But have you see the text messages between his dog and owner? I love those.

lol falcon payments

"It's not lost until your mom can't find it"

We weren’t expecting special forces

We don’t know how good we have it. At least almost 3 will get a good nap in later.

See, this is the kind of thing archaeologists mean when they say "ceremonial purposes."

I think I am hilarious in my head. 🤷🏻‍♀️Laughter is infectious. 😂

Still saves money. The parents and their furbaby get a nice home, and dogs don't need clothes or college funds.

This, remains, one of the deepest thoughts I have ever heard

I love you, my owly friend ❤️🥹

There wouldn’t be enough unsee juice in the world…

It is always helpful to learn some off-grid basic techniques. Since +/- 30 years more and more of our activities depend heavily on things circling the globe and can be switched off by the owner at any given time, without notice. Or fail, without the possibility to have a technician get it go within hours. Prepper craze is not necessary, but ask (grand)parents how they handled things before satnav and smartphone were a thing. And learn to read maps, understabd street signs giving directions and some basic navigation skills.

As the head keeper at our local owl sanctury keeps telling us - owls aren't wise, they are as thick as two short planks. Bird-brained would be a good description. So much of the brain is given over to visual processing there isn't a lot of room for much else.

I chaperoned for my daughter's class trip to the zoo once. I told some boys in the group not to mess with the geese. They didn't believe me. I hollered at them not to mess with the geese. I promised them that the punishment that the geese would dish out would be far worse than the teacher. They scoffed. 5th grade boys and girls screaming sound exactly the same, no matter how bad___ they try to look.

Geese? Geese? Geese are WHAT? Not Canadian. I'll tell you that.

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Geese

We're missing "Pandas are bored."

Geese are FEISTY

My brother's girlfriend owns a farm. Her goose Gertie went for the main man bit and he got bit through his shorts. So yeah, depends on the opportunity they are presented with.

Deer are gentle... Sometimes.

Geese are… there…

We have a lot of geese in south Jersey. Even tho they can fly, they cause traffic jams while a bunch of them slowly cross the street.

Geese are evil incarnate!

Geese are geese...

Opossums are NOT intelligent. I will die on this hill.

COBRA CHICKENS!

TRASH PANDAS FTW!!! and deer aren't gentle. Those pricks will box you!

Geese are agents of Satan

"BEWARE: The Much-Hater Fart-Squirrel.🦨🦨🦨 It"s black with a long white stripe down the middle of it's back.

Geese make great guard dogs and burglar alarms. Nobody is gonna get onto your property without you knowing about it, if you got a goose!

Trump supporters are up front about themselves...

Raccoons are vicious, possums are nasty, squirells are rodents, owls are noisy, geese are tasty and deer are dumb.

I've been slorpscogd.

Geese are A-holes and quite belligerent.

Flour 🤣🤣

That isn’t dumb for a 4-5 year old; it’s just the way they reason until they learn otherwise. Unfortunately, some people never seem to outgrow this level of reasoning.

Then it burns your house down....and now you have another emergency.

Good job! Keep challenging yourself.

I scream, you scream, the police come, it's awkward...

I was at a friend’s house. He said “make yourself at home!” So I kicked his a*s out because I hate visitors. And that’s when the fight started…

My alcoholic chain smoking neighbor was the one most concerned with me buying myself a cup of coffee once a week or so.

Adulthood? Sounds like typical adulthood to me.