Real Estate Agent Posts 25 Of The Worst Home Design Finds By Her Fellow Agents
Real estate agents are the keepers of the keys - many keys. They get to see unique homes of all shapes and sizes, from modest to mansion, along with some truly interesting architectural choices and design ideas. Just like with fashion, everyone has their own idea of what works or not, and there are bound to be some design fails along the way - and real estate agents get a front-row seat to the madness.
Agent Venessa Van Winkle wanted to share just how weird and random the interior design of some houses are, so she called on her fellow home sellers to share photos with her of the bad, the ugly, and the bizarre. Scroll down below to look at these unbelievable home designs, and don't forget to upvote your fave funny pictures!
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What are you complaining about? the toilet makes a good "folding seat" when you have guest
Ah! I seriously didn't see anything really wrong before I read your comment.
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I know a granny in my former building that had this kind of idea to cover air vent... or they just shrink a bit in the dryer ;p
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Holy heck, I was wondering where they got that design idea, now we know!
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That's something I've never once thought of in my entire lift!!
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I have been trying to get him to take those down since we took out the windows in '72!
Curtains beside, this reminds me of why I prefer the Scandinavian style.
Why even bother with the curtains? And they hang over one of the pictures.
Maybe too sunny is, is that a window or a sunray on blue chair side. Nope it is another small window. I would make and install custom stained glass window. Actually easy and inexpensive.
Let's not waste fabric. A little goes a long way. Or, maybe, a short way.
"I love these cool valances at Kohls, you should get them. I don't have any windows to put them on. Oh, never mind. I'll slap them up anyway!"
Ok this one took me a minute, I was like what's wrong with this, then I saw the first comment about the curtains and went ohhhh.... lol
THE ONE PICTURE NEEDS MOVED A TOUCH SO THE VALANCE DOESN'T COVER IT UP
When I first saw this I was like "What;s wrong with this one?", then I saw the curtains
took me a minute to figure out what was wrong with this (other than the horrible furniture)
Their real estate agents said, Put up drapes". They said, "I like the view", She said, "Do it or I walk."
There is a big sticker on the opposite wall saying "Live, Laugh, Love". Karen lives here, she'd like to see the manager.
The big question is, do the agents ever manage to sell/rent these places?
At HUGE discounts.
Downvoted? Why? Someone can't face facts? The FACT is that I've bought and sold several houses. I wouldn't go near most of these with a barge pole because they'd all cost a minimum of $50.000.00 to$100,000.00 to rip out all the garbage in the interiors. Plus, anyone who deliberately screws up their interior i KNOW isn't taking care of the rest of the house.
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THAT FAGGOT NOTSOSWIFT IS USING ALT ACCOUNTS TO DOWNVOTE YOU
Sure. I rented a place with a weirdly built carpeted bathroom for a while... It also had cabinets installed at a height that meant you couldn't put a tall pot or a toaster on the kitchen counter... The place kindof sucked, but it was cheap and I was broke...
Maybe sold them to the same who were selling the others...
If in USA I'm sure some "fixer upper" fool will purchase ;)
Idk if deciding to take on a home project to make your own makes you a fool. Nothing wrong with fixing up a house, especially because even most people would put their own personal touch into a "normal" home upon buying. Isn't every house a fixer-upper in that case?
I think that life is nothing without values and money is very obviously nothing without education. These rooms remind me of mr Trump and retired porn producers tho Lol
Aren't those the same thing?
OOOOOOOOOOOOH *screams "BUUURN"
Damn trumps gonna need to to put some cold water on that burn
Trump may be garish, but he doesn't put sinks and toilets in dining rooms, a 4-poster around a bathtub, 2 toilets catty-corner for ease of conversation, a jacuzzi in the kitchen, a bathtub at the top of a flight of steep stairs with no railing between tub and stairs, or a toilet at the end of a tunnel so small that many people might not be able to turn around to sit down. Can you imagine needing to back into that room to take a poop?
Whine whine whine Trump whine whine Trump whine.............
He would do all of those things in a cold minute for his tenants if it would save him a nickel. Your nose is looking pretty brown there.
I can imagine him having a gold toilet, since he does fake gold on almost everything else, which is pretty fucking garish.
How do you know all this?
Sure... and with a name like yours, you're of course a Rhoades scholar, right??
Yup!
do you ever get tired of being so bitter and angry about losing an election? Trump has done nothing to you to give you a reason to be so nasty. I feel sorry for you, it must be hell being mad all the time.
I'm comforted that I'm not the only person whose seen these mental homes! When my hubby and I were looking for our first home to rent, we came across the flat that we'd come to call the 'pimp's palace'. It was dated af, with a carpeted bathroom and a tacky 70s bar in the living room but the layout was weird as we became more and more aware that we were walking around a hidden room in the centre of the flat, as we went from room to room which were all interconnected in a circle. We asked the estate agent what was in the middle and she sighed as she opened a hidden door. There was an actual fucking sauna, all tiled floor to ceiling, with benches and the thing you put the coals in, in the centre of a one bed flat. We could not get out of there quick enough!
Just realize, that at some point these people thought this was a great idea.
So, I'm old. I have to go to the bathroom at least once during the night. You would find me dead on the floor if I lived in one of those houses where you have to walk up a few steps to pee.
Oooo I used to go on some website/blog/I don't even know anymore that was basically this. It was hilarious and I forgot about it til now. Too bad I can't remember what it was
I can't remember the name, either, but I do remember that blog. It was (hideously) awesome.
Hideous!!! That toilet only for skinny people, and that bathroom design are they expected once you in the house you take a bath right away lol And the bed so close to the bathtub you know once you demolition that house, all the mold growing in flooded or damp spot can cause your health issues. Wtf they were thinking.
This is the Sims starter pack.
my rectangle house in sims dont look that bad anymore
Imagine how hard it must be for the real estate agents to sell these homes! These agents have my respect! Haha. :)
I'd like to know what country they're in !!!
Our house could have been featured here. It had a “death window” (a giant window set too low in a bedroom with no glass that looked down into the vaulted kitchen). We ended up hiring people to drywall over the Death Window. Lol.
Most colourful and creative places can be toned down with a coat of boring paint. People who leave these places behind will make the next space their own. Interior decorators NEVER put the owner's history or personality into a space, only cold pieces from current trends.
yes, they tell you to only paint your walls neutral 'safe' colors...I'd live in an apartment if I wanted generic. I have each bedroom painted in a jewel tone pastel, light green, sky blue, lavender and my kitchen and baths are in a beautiful French vanilla semi gloss that looks like pearl.
All these are taken from www.instagram.com/pleasehatethesethings
You're right, and OMG, so much why? over there :)
What do I think? I think that humanity needs to be destroyed we've passed the brink of redemption.
Nope, nope. First you need to find the origin of some of these atrocious designs & do some targeted elimination ;-) The entire world doesn't need to suffer due to, for what it seems a large part coming from 1 particular western civilization. Ah wait...... that is a possible result that could happening right now :-/ ;-)
I m real state agent, but in Brazil and I already see nonsense pleaces. www.cassialima.com
These are crazy!!!
I have been an interior designer working in other people's homes since 1976. never have seen anything as awful as this stuff. the worst was some red water spigots holding a valance in the kitchen.
I think I saw some of these on the Terrible Real Estate Photos website.
To each, his own. Everyone has their idea of "decor". I assume these places were all decorated by their current owner(s) whose taste may or may not be to everyone's liking. Seriously, though, if you want to get a decent asking price for your home, make it neutral. Remind yourself that not everybody wants to walk into a bathroom of old country roses; not everyone wants a jacuzzi 6" from the bed. Best to paint walls neutral beiges and let the new owners put their own stamp on the decor. As for that jail cell toilet, get it removed and turn that into a pantry.
My brain hurts.
Thinking of performing home improvements or a remodel without professional guidance nor advice? You might as well set fire to several thousand dollars. That would be less expensive in the long term.
Seems like most are reused materials to make a horrible decision
And I thought it was bad to put the kitchen (and living room and dining room) upstairs in a house with no AC. You go through the front door and you face a winding stairway. Gotta carry all groceries, etc. up said winding staircase. And try to get appliance up there when they need replaced. Or go up the outside stairs in rain + snow and through upstairs porch door. God-awful hot in summer anyway, and even more so during meal prep. The countertop halogen oven does help a little.
The real question is, will you credit @pleasehatethesethings from Instagram?
More privileged first world white people problems
If it's got good "bones" as they say and is super cheap, they can be fixed and made into nice homes
Yup! Chip and Joanna could make these houses into real treasures. (Or die trying!)
My eyes hurt after that list
Some of these are just decor that doesn't suit a wide audience, but some of these really are terrible designs.
Still won't disguise the aftermath of a warm bean and cheese enchilada
worst not its good thing
Some of these architectural hellscapes made me wish I could have a conversation with the owner to get the backstory and thought processes that led to these design decisions.
It's all basically a flashback to the house I was raised in, except cleaner, without my family's chaos and fighting and '80s-'90s awkwardness. On my own I've lived in a duplex where I used the front living room as my bedroom. When we had a party one night I had several people hanging w/ me in that bed/living room, at one point eight loose acquaintances sprawled out on my bed drinking. Design fail? Nay, success!
Excuse me while I rinse my mouth.
Awful tastes showing frightening mental constructions...
I thought this thread would be entertaining. This is a fucking disgusting death trap nightmare, making me shout “WHY” repeatedly.
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Why do I feel like all of these are in Russia
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These are the most bizarre homes I have ever seen. I wonder if these people have mental issues. Nasty
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I wonder if these pics are from not the U. S. Cause they wouldn't pass inspection.
A lot wouldn't pass inspection in a number of countries - doesn't stop people doing weird things themselves and not getting any kind of authority involved.
The big question is, do the agents ever manage to sell/rent these places?
At HUGE discounts.
Downvoted? Why? Someone can't face facts? The FACT is that I've bought and sold several houses. I wouldn't go near most of these with a barge pole because they'd all cost a minimum of $50.000.00 to$100,000.00 to rip out all the garbage in the interiors. Plus, anyone who deliberately screws up their interior i KNOW isn't taking care of the rest of the house.
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THAT FAGGOT NOTSOSWIFT IS USING ALT ACCOUNTS TO DOWNVOTE YOU
Sure. I rented a place with a weirdly built carpeted bathroom for a while... It also had cabinets installed at a height that meant you couldn't put a tall pot or a toaster on the kitchen counter... The place kindof sucked, but it was cheap and I was broke...
Maybe sold them to the same who were selling the others...
If in USA I'm sure some "fixer upper" fool will purchase ;)
Idk if deciding to take on a home project to make your own makes you a fool. Nothing wrong with fixing up a house, especially because even most people would put their own personal touch into a "normal" home upon buying. Isn't every house a fixer-upper in that case?
I think that life is nothing without values and money is very obviously nothing without education. These rooms remind me of mr Trump and retired porn producers tho Lol
Aren't those the same thing?
OOOOOOOOOOOOH *screams "BUUURN"
Damn trumps gonna need to to put some cold water on that burn
Trump may be garish, but he doesn't put sinks and toilets in dining rooms, a 4-poster around a bathtub, 2 toilets catty-corner for ease of conversation, a jacuzzi in the kitchen, a bathtub at the top of a flight of steep stairs with no railing between tub and stairs, or a toilet at the end of a tunnel so small that many people might not be able to turn around to sit down. Can you imagine needing to back into that room to take a poop?
Whine whine whine Trump whine whine Trump whine.............
He would do all of those things in a cold minute for his tenants if it would save him a nickel. Your nose is looking pretty brown there.
I can imagine him having a gold toilet, since he does fake gold on almost everything else, which is pretty fucking garish.
How do you know all this?
Sure... and with a name like yours, you're of course a Rhoades scholar, right??
Yup!
do you ever get tired of being so bitter and angry about losing an election? Trump has done nothing to you to give you a reason to be so nasty. I feel sorry for you, it must be hell being mad all the time.
I'm comforted that I'm not the only person whose seen these mental homes! When my hubby and I were looking for our first home to rent, we came across the flat that we'd come to call the 'pimp's palace'. It was dated af, with a carpeted bathroom and a tacky 70s bar in the living room but the layout was weird as we became more and more aware that we were walking around a hidden room in the centre of the flat, as we went from room to room which were all interconnected in a circle. We asked the estate agent what was in the middle and she sighed as she opened a hidden door. There was an actual fucking sauna, all tiled floor to ceiling, with benches and the thing you put the coals in, in the centre of a one bed flat. We could not get out of there quick enough!
Just realize, that at some point these people thought this was a great idea.
So, I'm old. I have to go to the bathroom at least once during the night. You would find me dead on the floor if I lived in one of those houses where you have to walk up a few steps to pee.
Oooo I used to go on some website/blog/I don't even know anymore that was basically this. It was hilarious and I forgot about it til now. Too bad I can't remember what it was
I can't remember the name, either, but I do remember that blog. It was (hideously) awesome.
Hideous!!! That toilet only for skinny people, and that bathroom design are they expected once you in the house you take a bath right away lol And the bed so close to the bathtub you know once you demolition that house, all the mold growing in flooded or damp spot can cause your health issues. Wtf they were thinking.
This is the Sims starter pack.
my rectangle house in sims dont look that bad anymore