ADVERTISEMENT

It’s just part of human nature when things infuriate us all of a sudden. There’s even this whole phenomenon known as “Mildly Infuriating” and we previously wrote about it here, here and here.

However, in some cases, we experience a more severe kind of infuriation that is beyond mild. You can blame anything from a car that won’t start, annoying flight passengers sitting right next to you, a surprise call from tax inspection, a morning that started on the wrong foot, or yourself, it doesn’t change anything.

This subreddit “Infuriating” is a safe place to talk about your infuriation, so no wonder its 10.1k members have already taken that opportunity.

#2

Fact-Checking Is Futile

Fact-Checking Is Futile

ConSelfOwns Report

#3

Food-Share Bags That Starbucks Supposedly Donates Found In A Dumpster In Grand Prairie, Texas

Food-Share Bags That Starbucks Supposedly Donates Found In A Dumpster In Grand Prairie, Texas

@lailaddaltonn Report

#4

Surrendering A Dog Because It Behaves How It Was Bred To

Surrendering A Dog Because It Behaves How It Was Bred To

TangledInk Report

Add photo comments
POST
theodoreteddy12 avatar
i is hooman bean
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too active and he sheds?!? Wtf all dogs do this. Why get a dog if u wanted something that sits there all day. Get a fish next time. Or dont get any pets. If someone surrenders a dog for THAT reason, they shouldnt have a pet in the first place

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#5

A Sign That Has Been Posted In My Hometown

A Sign That Has Been Posted In My Hometown

calf347 Report

Add photo comments
POST
karsynhorn avatar
lafayette
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

no edit: i didn't think i would have gotten all of those upvotes!

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#6

Passagers From A France - Dominican Republic Flight

Passagers From A France - Dominican Republic Flight

StalinSmokedWeed Report

Add photo comments
POST
theodoreteddy12 avatar
i is hooman bean
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, but my focus is on the fact THAT THERES SO MUCH ROOM IN BETWEEN THE ROWS!!!!!!!! Like wtf there literally no space in ours planes (canada)

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#7

I Ordered A Caesar Salad And This Is What I Got

I Ordered A Caesar Salad And This Is What I Got

melx3carm Report

#8

The Original Post Is Just-

The Original Post Is Just-

kitsune900 Report

Add photo comments
POST
rchargel avatar
RafCo (he/him)
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Women, don't forget that men have sex with the same organ we pee with. I mean how gross is that? The hole where the ejaculate comes out is the same hole that we pee out of. When you see some neck beard incel walking down the street, thinking that he's better than you, just laugh, and remind him of how vile he is that he uses his urethra to also convey semen into his socks. NOTE: don't actually do this, incels are dangerous

cvirtue avatar
dew avatar
DEW
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This why OP doesn't have a girlfriend and wonders why he doesn't. Women can make a human in their bodies. You came from a female and was right next to that a$$hole as you were born!! Get used to your hand because you aren't getting a girlfriend any time soon!!

abigailplace avatar
Hex Gurls
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

me when i feel too confident and need to humble myself: my b******e and my 🐱 are too close together for a random reddit guy 😰😰

sethmarsh avatar
Seth
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must be DEVASTATING. Hopefully you'll recover through earning the approval of incels.

Load More Replies...
jades avatar
jade s
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

@boredpanda A**s is a medically correct name for a body part, the same as vagina. Please explain why this has been censored out. It is not an offensive word or curse word. It's not gender specific or even species specific. It is the name for that one commonly found orifice.

emmyaward avatar
Emmy Dumont
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell me you're an incel virgin without telling me you're an incel virgin

darthyagi avatar
Jeff Diamond
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't just toxic masculinity. It's also toxic stupidity.

jackholt avatar
Jack Holt
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude probably doesn't even wipe his own butt properly and has crusted s**t on his sack. But "he's the man". Spew

brent-a-moore avatar
HamGoblin
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell me you hate women without telling me that you hate women.

staceyrae avatar
Stacey Rae
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The more I read BP the more reasons to start to hate men. I think it started when I walked past the bathroom and saw my male roommate wiping his pee drop penis on my bath towel.

sethmarsh avatar
Seth
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yikes, I was going to say "not all men blah blah blah... lists like these highlight the worst of us blah blah blah..." but that pee towel travesty is unforgivable. I apologize on behalf of all males.

Load More Replies...
cc_6 avatar
C C
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So I was going to comment about how well this op knows what an inch looks like... but, I'm gonna stop right there lol

alexandradavis avatar
Alexandra Davis
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men if this is what you think, then please tell woman as soon as you see them, it allows us to know what an idiot you are and avoid you at all costs without having put any effort or time into you first.

sandyd avatar
Sandy D
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd get banned from here if I said what I want to happen to that sub-human pile of 💩. Suffice it to say that it would last a fairly long time, and would be unbearably excruciating

alicewiedrick avatar
Cheese and rice, Moony!
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WAIT A MINUTE HOW DOES HE KNOW THIS? Damnnn dude how close up do you have to be inspecting porn to know that🥲

lisayario avatar
LadyVischuss
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Been with a few women " doesn't include your aunties or grandmas. While we're on anatomy 101, does he have a clue about menstruation or the female urethra ?

dillhenricks avatar
Dill
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Highly doubtful. He doesn't appear to realise the vagina is internal. He's muddled it with the 'outside' parts!

Load More Replies...
liuba-vercellabaglione avatar
LilliVB
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But doesn't Incel mean "involuntary celibate"? Because to me it seems that you are doing everything in your power to be one, so it's not properly involuntary...

petemccann avatar
DrBronxx
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok, this one has made me the angriest so far. On this post. It will take some doing to make me angrier.

cc_6 avatar
C C
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

K, peeps... the word is a**s. Say it and spell it with me lol. A**s is the scientific name given for human "bungholios" LOL. No idea why BP and others censored a**s

brucenielsen avatar
Bruce Nielsen
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably written by a 12 year old. Women are not just receptacles for your... splurge. Maybe try actually getting to know one - aka learning to talk to girls.

graemenoone avatar
Pyewacket
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm !! couple of questions here .... Nos. 1....why does this guy think theres only 1 inch between them ??? does he mean a much smaller mammal than a human , because there is clearly approx/averagely 4" between the business end and the fairy pool Nos. 2.... what is an incel ??

brucenielsen avatar
Bruce Nielsen
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd guess this was written by a 12 year old child. Women are so much more than obvious receptacles.

norbert-kahlig avatar
Space Invader
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't wait for him to get old enough for his mother to tell him where babies come from. That look on his face when he learns which orifice he was squeezed out of and how similar that makes him to a piece of...

midoribirdaoi avatar
Midoribird Aoi
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He should remember that he was born from a vag and his nose probably touched her backdoor on his way out. He is a brown noser for life!

hanseecrankle avatar
Hseed
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Two brain cells. Not talking to each other. Someone put him out of his misery before it starts to lay eggs

lauralee_3 avatar
laura lee
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Incel's gonna incel, just remember, incels don't procreate.

juliekenney avatar
julie kenney
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has to be a joke. If it's not, what do you suggest we do? And the word "inflated" to describe our egos? Not us. Our confidence isn't built around our genitalia.Unfortunately tho, it is where you & many like yourself see our worth.

cpt_robertchristian avatar
Cpt. Robert Christian
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ummm... Absolute WOHS who needs to be rendered impotent, so as to not poison the rest of the gene pool.

alexandriaz avatar
Alexandria Z
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me thinking he has a design flaw in his brain.... No I'm positive of it.

kimberlybailey avatar
KimB
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Said the guy who never has and never will get laid! He's just mad he can only see it in on a screen. : D

v_r_tayloryahoo_com avatar
v
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if OP even realizes that he used so many words to describe how ghastly and repulsive having the two separated by a mere inch is, only to turn around and say women should make themselves more sexually available because of it so that he can get some?

vishwajeetsatpute avatar
Vishy
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy's dad went 2 inches the wrong way and this is the result.

lynmoffett avatar
Lyn Moffett
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does he have a mother or was he produced in a cup??? Pound to a penny he's a virgin about 40 years okd

destinythornton avatar
Destiny Thornton
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, this man's foot is too close to his mouth. Hope he's happy being alone for the rest of his life.

gm_4 avatar
G M
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It took him being with a few women in his life to realize that?

kubikiri-houcho avatar
Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So dude is so fragile he needs all women to be insecure in order to be able to be with one? God tier pathetic.

anxietyriddenwife avatar
Carla Phillips
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OP: where do you think your a*****e is? Do you keep it between your shoulder blades or something? Women: when you go down on a guy, remember your nose is literally in the danger zone.

shopgirl012974 avatar
Alicia M
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where do men think their parts are? Their foreheads? 🙄

theprogamer avatar
The ProGamer
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'women have a design flaw'. They can't pull their va**na over a couple more inches, can they? It ain't possible. Why should it affect their confidence as well, like what the f**k?

jargonjester avatar
JKJ
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the OP has his mouth and a$$ so close that you can't tell the difference.

liuwoods avatar
Liu Woods
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it’s unappatizing to sleep with women he could always just sleep with men or no one lol he’s not being forced

maryelliott avatar
Mary Elliott
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm guessing this sweet summer child has never heard of a**l sex.

janbowyer avatar
Jan Bowyer
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like this moron is destined to make love to his hand forever more

dutchvanzandt avatar
Oskar vanZandt
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Women... your anatomical parts may be 1 inch apart, but I advise you to stay far away (at least 900 inches/nearly 25m) from this *sshole and any other *ssholes like him.

jubileethebug6 avatar
Lil Potato
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WHAT IDIOT WROTE THIS?! how awful of a person do you have to be for wanting women to feel badly about themselves???

hughcooks avatar
Hugh Cookson
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What ? I don't know where to start on this, however, if I ever meet anyone who espouses these ideas, I think I'd probably start with a swift smack to the balls, followed by another 5 or 6; thence onto the gentle dry (ish) insertion of a 9" dildo into the twats a**e. Sad, sad ,sad ; I don't understand these poorly raised, insecure and entitled, tiny penised, boys. Hopefully, they will die out within a generation or two.

miotro avatar
Reinaldo Fuentes
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Given the state of str8 men, I'm utterly amazed that the percentage of women in the western world who identify as lesbian isn't closer to like 90%.

sinz150 avatar
WoodChuckCouldChuck
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, tbh I’m happy with where they are and the space in between is cute. 🤷🏻

karenphilpott avatar
Karen Philpott
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some guys would find that 1 inch very exciting. Not him. Watch out tree holes!

oct31pm avatar
Alan Sanborn
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear Lord, people like this are actually out there, walking the planet. So disturbing!

mikesoigne avatar
Mike Soigne
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This incel post has been bouncing around social media (Facebook is where I've seen it many times) over past 10-ish years. #MGTOW 👎🏻

rileyhquinn avatar
Riley Quinn
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone is angry with his mommy and now he hates all women. He comes across as an incel, and his attitude will cost him so much more than therapy would've.

bmarrs avatar
Barbara Vandewalle
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Since you don't like the design of the female body, take it up with the master architect.

diana-murtaugh avatar
Oddly Me
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What some may consider a flaw, others consider a benefit.

melayahm avatar
Caroline Driver
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Incels are alongside paedophiles as the vilest scum to crawl upon the earth. They should have it carved on their foreheads like the Nazis in Inglourious Basterds, for the same reason, so that they can't hide.

kelly_hartle avatar
Kelly Hartle
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's unappetizing is the fact that this guy could actually reproduce.

anettekudsk avatar
Anette Kudsk
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG let's all enjoy that he is not likely to have children or a wife....

mccanlessdesign avatar
Forrest McCanless
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Engineering School joke - "What engineer would put a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

jppurves avatar
JP Purves
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And this man has a flaw similar to many other men: his head is completely up his a**.

jandmcynova avatar
Jerry Cynova
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think you need to take it up with the God who made women. mc

hop4me234 avatar
Thatkamloopsguy
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe have a talk with your supposed god who "invented" women, because it sure as he ll is not their fault.

nathanpogorzala avatar
Nathan Pogorzala
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

insecure little man. Projecting his self-loathing on woman and their assholes, which makes complete sense. cause you know, men have assholes too and if i touch a woman's a*****e and I like it, it is not different than touching a man's a*****e which would make me gay, which i am trying so hard to look like i am not. Social pressures create these kinds of people.

violetabern2010 avatar
ViFi
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this dude is taking misogyny to the next level. "Please let it negatively affect your self confidence"? "Do not forgive/let women forget this flaw"?! Like, what the hell. As a woman i am ashamed. No, scratch that, as a HUMAN BEING I am ashamed that we have come to a place where this is acceptable. What an a*****e.

harriscohen avatar
Estelle Winwoode
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But it's not acceptable. It's unspeakably weird, wrong, and nothing but the expression of the OP's own profound insecurities. It's here exactly because it is not acceptable.

Load More Replies...
inbox2k15 avatar
Chris
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow! just WOW!!! This guy totally isn't getting any and has to degrade women in this way to try and feel better about nobody being attracted to him.

bellatrixburrows avatar
KING ILLEGAL FOREST
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

....but men having their penis close to their b******e is somehow NOT a flaw??

natalieh_1 avatar
Natalie H
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wut??? This dude is nuttier than squirrel s**t. Lol Ngl, I’d like to hear some of his pickup lines. 😂😂😂

michellec0581 avatar
Michelle C
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the best "I think I'm gay but needs a better reason to justify it" excuse EVER! Also I am the only one who is wondering if their vag is really an inch from their AH, I'm trying to visualize while flexing and it feel like more than an inch....LMAO

anneroberts avatar
Anne Roberts
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, what would this person like women to do about this "design flaw"??

stimpy avatar
Stimpy
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come on that is satire! (Bad satire and not funny at all, but definitely satire)

keyrarasanchezmichael avatar
Keyrara Sanchez Michael
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What the actual f**k, this is a joke right, a Troll? ME thinks he protests to much. I mean how sorry of a turd does a dude have to be to put a chic down for her body no matter the shape/size,, AND be begging for more poonanie to boot??? GtFOH

kamaral avatar
Kamara L
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Say you gets no cat, without saying you gets no cat 😂

nolapeach avatar
Nola Peach
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't he know God purposely did that so when we get drunk you can just carry us home like a six pack? Lmao jk what a twat no no no

feliciarobinson avatar
Felicia
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if he is aware of this? LMAO......all human embryos start life as females, as do all embryos of mammals. About the 2nd month the fetal tests elaborate enough androgens to offset the maternal estrogens and maleness develops......

fmgm1 avatar
Fran Morasco
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are in close proximity for a reason. Urinating while sitting helps cleanse the a**s. Also why women wipe front to back

phred avatar
Phred
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Proof that God is a civil engineer. Who else would put a sewage outlet next to a recreational area?

rosiered avatar
Rosie Red
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My hands are hovering over the keys but I don't know what to say.

marinarocha avatar
Marina Rocha
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Scientific fact: the taint in both man and women is reducing in length. It's likely due to pollutants and affects fertility. Ps: No one should feel less confident about this fact.

lena-flising avatar
Lena Flising
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is even less space between the backside of the s*****m and the a** on a man. They're almost attached to each other.

philgreen avatar
Phil Green
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, bloke who wrote that, maybe you should turn celibate to spare your incel self the awfulness that is woman. I don't think many people, men and women included, have complained about this down the millenia. Get a life.

robertblackwell avatar
Robert B
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As Christopher hitches said “ our reproductive organs seem to be designed by a committee. “

alexaspernelson avatar
Philler Space
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Old joke: God must not have been a civil engineer; otherwise he wouldn't have placed a recreation area so close to waste disposal.

nandinabee avatar
Skeeter
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A quote from Neil DeGrass Tyson."I think of, like, the human body, and I look at what's going on between our legs," Tyson said. "There's like a sewage system and entertainment complex intermingling. No engineer of any intelligence would have designed it that way." It's a lighthearted poke at the notion of intelligent design...

christina-s-kwon avatar
Altair
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really wanna believe this is a shitpost making fun of incels, but I've seen people who'd take this seriously. Ugh

jordisharpe avatar
Jordi Sharpe
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm starting to understand the appeal. Of chastity cages. And tasing unprotected scrotums.

jessica-cicale avatar
ItsJess
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I've been with a few women" means "I've seen a few women in the line at Shop Rite when I'm buying Funyuns and Code Red"

othornhill6792 avatar
Mrs.Pugh
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like he thinks men are superior because their a**s is farther away from their d**k. Really? And he's mad that our vaginas are so close to our anuses? Like we did that? Take that s**t up with your god.

tdurden537paperst avatar
Dumpster Fire
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm assuming from this post that when the OP said "I've been with a few women in my life" that they actually meant they've never seen a vagina in person before.

zenven1 avatar
ExRoot
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which men are you talking too? 🤔 Can't possibly be all of them. A simple Google search can prove that.

joshuadavid avatar
Joshua David
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This man is bored and clearly constantly rejected. Instead of just dealing with the repercussions of a turn down, he decided to share this tid bit of nonsense and more than likely lost a few friends in the process. I feel the God contained in all religions, as well as Darwin, would be offended. Moron.

mbbookkeeping avatar
DuchessDegu
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a lot of words to say he's never been anywhere near anyone's woowoo

striepy avatar
Bubbles and sparks
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol, if he was the last man on earth and I'd be horn* as fu*k, I'd still prefer my vibr*tor and b*tplug over him XD

ldelatour avatar
LMD
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have they ever taken health class in school? Do they live under the rock:of virginity?!

sethmarsh avatar
Seth
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I pity the poor women who have shared their bodies with this guy, given that he is entirely a*****e.

theodoreteddy12 avatar
i is hooman bean
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

EVERYONE: this man is a sexist bigoted idiot. No one listen to him. I mean, yes its true our hoohas and but t holes are near eachother but this man is stupid. If he died and goes to heaven (where i’m sure he thinks he belongs tho we all know he belongs with the devil and hades [as long as persephone isnt down there when he is] ) then he could tell god abt gods mistakes and maybe god will obliterate him and everyone like him.

lumenology avatar
Thomas Beard
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A tongue in the bung is worth two in the bush, am I right?!?!

slowmutie avatar
Brindle Nutter
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's called trolling. Nothing new, you just can't feed the trolls

n8lamphere avatar
N8 Lamphere
Community Member
1 year ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

I thought it was like that so you can carry them like a six-pack...?

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
#9

A Landlord Evicting A Paramedic In The Middle Of The Coronavirus Epidemic, Just Because He Works At The NHS

A Landlord Evicting A Paramedic In The Middle Of The Coronavirus Epidemic, Just Because He Works At The NHS

MayonaiseRemover Report

#10

Wasting Emergency Services For A Prank!

Wasting Emergency Services For A Prank!

CoolManVan Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#11

OMG Everyday

OMG Everyday

quellimone Report

Add photo comments
POST
vanburensupernova44 avatar
Buren
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I swear this thing is mood detecting device. It always catches me when I am in bad mood

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#12

America: Abortion Banned And Baby Formula In Locked Steel Cages

America: Abortion Banned And Baby Formula In Locked Steel Cages

TomatoOptimal626 Report

Add photo comments
POST
kicki avatar
Panda Kicki
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it is to prevent the stock being taken by hoarders I sort of understands it. The situation with the recent supply issues got really dangerous for some babies.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#13

This Would Have Taken 2 Minutes To Drop At My Door. Instead I Have To Work For 15 Minutes To Get It Out. Thanks, Canada Post

This Would Have Taken 2 Minutes To Drop At My Door. Instead I Have To Work For 15 Minutes To Get It Out. Thanks, Canada Post

New-Link2527 Report

Add photo comments
POST
dew avatar
DEW
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Couldn't you just open the box and take out the item(s)? Then pull out the box?

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#14

Stray Bullet Cracked My Solar Panel

Stray Bullet Cracked My Solar Panel

TortillaShips Report

#15

I Woke Up To This, Great

I Woke Up To This, Great

spekterr_homo_jeff Report

Add photo comments
POST
lissmerriweather avatar
Bonesko
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I couldn't handle that. I would just get dressed, move somewhere new and start a new life.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#16

Can't Pay Your Rent Because Of An Epidemic You Cannot Control? That's Your Problem

Can't Pay Your Rent Because Of An Epidemic You Cannot Control? That's Your Problem

MayonaiseRemover Report

#17

Ad Disguised As A Missing Person Poster

Ad Disguised As A Missing Person Poster

Bohaska Report

#18

This Parent On Quora

This Parent On Quora

a_taken_username69 Report

Add photo comments
POST
synsepalum avatar
Synsepalum
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It doesn't have to be one or the other. He can have good old-fashioned outside time and play Minecraft.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#19

Why?

Why?

Tomcattfyeox Report

Add photo comments
POST
robert-thornburrow avatar
Robert T
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Translation: Windows has shat its pants and is busy cleaning up the mess. This is almost as infuriating as it deciding that right now is when the updates have to be installed, regardless of whether you are in the middle of something and just stepped out of the room to get a brew.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#20

Samsung's Live Chat Support Everybody! I Waited Almost 40 Mins For Her Last Reply That Never Came

Samsung's Live Chat Support Everybody! I Waited Almost 40 Mins For Her Last Reply That Never Came

dancingbanyanya Report

Add photo comments
POST
fm-davey avatar
Echidna learns extreme ironing
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe Jamaeca's ear buds stopped working too and she is now lost somewhere in Samsung cyber chat space.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#21

Okay What??!!

Okay What??!!

ItsmeHaven Report

#22

Why Can't Hollywood Get It Through Their Skulls That The Military Doesn't Wear Hats Indoors?!?!?

Why Can't Hollywood Get It Through Their Skulls That The Military Doesn't Wear Hats Indoors?!?!?

GateCityGhouls Report

Add photo comments
POST
rchargel avatar
RafCo (he/him)
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Movies and shows are never true to life. If they were the movie Hackers would've been a bunch of teenagers making homophobic jokes, and starring at command line interfaces.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#23

The Sign Says "Illegal Dumping On The Public Highway Punished With A Fine Of 135€"

The Sign Says "Illegal Dumping On The Public Highway Punished With A Fine Of 135€"

TheMarvelousPef Report

#24

An Entire Gallon Of Glossy Black Garage Floor Paint. There Goes My Day

An Entire Gallon Of Glossy Black Garage Floor Paint. There Goes My Day

kittypr0nz Report

Add photo comments
POST
fatboy_blue avatar
Jk
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You just casually walk through the house with an open can of paint instead of opening it in the room you paint..?

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#25

48 Minute Youtube Ad

48 Minute Youtube Ad

AtomicHeart75 Report

Add photo comments
POST
aubreytheo avatar
Aubrey Theo
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its skippable though Edit: whats more infuriating is that youtube is starting to add more unskippable ads, including playing ten ads before a video with no skips

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#27

The First Time I Actually Need The SD Port Someone Does This

The First Time I Actually Need The SD Port Someone Does This

BIG_NERD-Bn Report

#28

Oh. Oh No

Oh. Oh No

blasphomeme Report

Add photo comments
POST
jillhojnacki avatar
Jill Hojnacki
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gosh, I guess it can’t be helped . . . I’m gonna have to eat the whole thing now. *sigh* 😈

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda