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29 Times People Spotted Infuriating Things That Drove Them So Mad, They Just Had To Share The Frustration
It’s just part of human nature when things infuriate us all of a sudden. There’s even this whole phenomenon known as “Mildly Infuriating” and we previously wrote about it here, here and here.
However, in some cases, we experience a more severe kind of infuriation that is beyond mild. You can blame anything from a car that won’t start, annoying flight passengers sitting right next to you, a surprise call from tax inspection, a morning that started on the wrong foot, or yourself, it doesn’t change anything.
This subreddit “Infuriating” is a safe place to talk about your infuriation, so no wonder its 10.1k members have already taken that opportunity.
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#1
I Thought We Where In This Together?
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#4
Surrendering A Dog Because It Behaves How It Was Bred To
i is hooman bean 3 years ago
Too active and he sheds?!? Wtf all dogs do this. Why get a dog if u wanted something that sits there all day. Get a fish next time. Or dont get any pets. If someone surrenders a dog for THAT reason, they shouldnt have a pet in the first place
#5
A Sign That Has Been Posted In My Hometown
#6
Passagers From A France - Dominican Republic Flight
i is hooman bean 3 years ago
Sorry, but my focus is on the fact THAT THERES SO MUCH ROOM IN BETWEEN THE ROWS!!!!!!!! Like wtf there literally no space in ours planes (canada)
#7
I Ordered A Caesar Salad And This Is What I Got
#8
The Original Post Is Just-
RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
Women, don't forget that men have sex with the same organ we pee with. I mean how gross is that? The hole where the ejaculate comes out is the same hole that we pee out of. When you see some neck beard incel walking down the street, thinking that he's better than you, just laugh, and remind him of how vile he is that he uses his urethra to also convey semen into his socks. NOTE: don't actually do this, incels are dangerous
Susy Drizel 3 years ago
I mean, sounds like your a**s is where your mouth is so you're one to talk.
DEW 3 years ago
This why OP doesn't have a girlfriend and wonders why he doesn't. Women can make a human in their bodies. You came from a female and was right next to that a$$hole as you were born!! Get used to your hand because you aren't getting a girlfriend any time soon!!
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
This is the same class of dignified gentleman that refuses to wash his own a**s for fear of becoming gay at himself.
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Deborah B 3 years ago
Ironicly, that's an a*****e that's never going to get close to a vagina.
Hex Gurls 3 years ago
me when i feel too confident and need to humble myself: my b******e and my 🐱 are too close together for a random reddit guy 😰😰
Seth 3 years ago
Must be DEVASTATING. Hopefully you'll recover through earning the approval of incels.
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RedRose 3 years ago
So nice of basement boy to chime in. It reminds the world that afterbirth can live
jade s 3 years ago
@boredpanda A**s is a medically correct name for a body part, the same as vagina. Please explain why this has been censored out. It is not an offensive word or curse word. It's not gender specific or even species specific. It is the name for that one commonly found orifice.
Emmy Dumont 3 years ago
Tell me you're an incel virgin without telling me you're an incel virgin
Cheese and rice, Moony! 3 years ago (edited)
Lmao what? Today on "Virgin assholes with tiny d***s..."
Stacey Rae 3 years ago (edited)
The more I read BP the more reasons to start to hate men. I think it started when I walked past the bathroom and saw my male roommate wiping his pee drop penis on my bath towel.
Seth 3 years ago
Yikes, I was going to say "not all men blah blah blah... lists like these highlight the worst of us blah blah blah..." but that pee towel travesty is unforgivable. I apologize on behalf of all males.
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C C 3 years ago
So I was going to comment about how well this op knows what an inch looks like... but, I'm gonna stop right there lol
Joy JoyJoy 3 years ago
He must have some bodily parts that accurately measures an inch.
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Men if this is what you think, then please tell woman as soon as you see them, it allows us to know what an idiot you are and avoid you at all costs without having put any effort or time into you first.
Sandy D 3 years ago
I'd get banned from here if I said what I want to happen to that sub-human pile of 💩. Suffice it to say that it would last a fairly long time, and would be unbearably excruciating
Cheese and rice, Moony! 3 years ago
WAIT A MINUTE HOW DOES HE KNOW THIS? Damnnn dude how close up do you have to be inspecting porn to know that🥲
LadyVischuss 3 years ago
"Been with a few women " doesn't include your aunties or grandmas. While we're on anatomy 101, does he have a clue about menstruation or the female urethra ?
Dill 3 years ago
Highly doubtful. He doesn't appear to realise the vagina is internal. He's muddled it with the 'outside' parts!
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LilliVB 3 years ago
But doesn't Incel mean "involuntary celibate"? Because to me it seems that you are doing everything in your power to be one, so it's not properly involuntary...
C C 3 years ago
K, peeps... the word is a**s. Say it and spell it with me lol. A**s is the scientific name given for human "bungholios" LOL. No idea why BP and others censored a**s
Bruce Nielsen 3 years ago
Probably written by a 12 year old. Women are not just receptacles for your... splurge. Maybe try actually getting to know one - aka learning to talk to girls.
Pyewacket 3 years ago
Hmm !! couple of questions here .... Nos. 1....why does this guy think theres only 1 inch between them ??? does he mean a much smaller mammal than a human , because there is clearly approx/averagely 4" between the business end and the fairy pool Nos. 2.... what is an incel ??
Bruce Nielsen 3 years ago
I'd guess this was written by a 12 year old child. Women are so much more than obvious receptacles.
Space Invader 3 years ago
I can't wait for him to get old enough for his mother to tell him where babies come from. That look on his face when he learns which orifice he was squeezed out of and how similar that makes him to a piece of...
Midoribird Aoi 3 years ago
He should remember that he was born from a vag and his nose probably touched her backdoor on his way out. He is a brown noser for life!
julie kenney 3 years ago
This has to be a joke. If it's not, what do you suggest we do? And the word "inflated" to describe our egos? Not us. Our confidence isn't built around our genitalia.Unfortunately tho, it is where you & many like yourself see our worth.
Cpt. Robert Christian 3 years ago
Ummm... Absolute WOHS who needs to be rendered impotent, so as to not poison the rest of the gene pool.
Alexandria Z 3 years ago (edited)
Me thinking he has a design flaw in his brain.... No I'm positive of it.
Lyn Moffett 3 years ago
Does he have a mother or was he produced in a cup??? Pound to a penny he's a virgin about 40 years okd
Destiny Thornton 3 years ago
Well, this man's foot is too close to his mouth. Hope he's happy being alone for the rest of his life.
Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis 3 years ago
So dude is so fragile he needs all women to be insecure in order to be able to be with one? God tier pathetic.
Carla Phillips 3 years ago
OP: where do you think your a*****e is? Do you keep it between your shoulder blades or something? Women: when you go down on a guy, remember your nose is literally in the danger zone.
The ProGamer 3 years ago
'women have a design flaw'. They can't pull their va**na over a couple more inches, can they? It ain't possible. Why should it affect their confidence as well, like what the f**k?
Jan Bowyer 3 years ago
Sounds like this moron is destined to make love to his hand forever more
Oskar vanZandt 3 years ago
Women... your anatomical parts may be 1 inch apart, but I advise you to stay far away (at least 900 inches/nearly 25m) from this *sshole and any other *ssholes like him.
Lil Potato 3 years ago
WHAT IDIOT WROTE THIS?! how awful of a person do you have to be for wanting women to feel badly about themselves???
Hugh Cookson 3 years ago
What ? I don't know where to start on this, however, if I ever meet anyone who espouses these ideas, I think I'd probably start with a swift smack to the balls, followed by another 5 or 6; thence onto the gentle dry (ish) insertion of a 9" dildo into the twats a**e. Sad, sad ,sad ; I don't understand these poorly raised, insecure and entitled, tiny penised, boys. Hopefully, they will die out within a generation or two.
Reinaldo Fuentes 3 years ago
Given the state of str8 men, I'm utterly amazed that the percentage of women in the western world who identify as lesbian isn't closer to like 90%.
WoodChuckCouldChuck 3 years ago
Hey, tbh I’m happy with where they are and the space in between is cute. 🤷🏻
Jack Holt 3 years ago
He also subscribes to the belief that women don't fart
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Karen Philpott 3 years ago
Some guys would find that 1 inch very exciting. Not him. Watch out tree holes!
Alan Sanborn 2 years ago
Dear Lord, people like this are actually out there, walking the planet. So disturbing!
Mike Soigne 3 years ago
This incel post has been bouncing around social media (Facebook is where I've seen it many times) over past 10-ish years. #MGTOW 👎🏻
Riley Quinn 3 years ago
Someone is angry with his mommy and now he hates all women. He comes across as an incel, and his attitude will cost him so much more than therapy would've.
Barbara Vandewalle 3 years ago
Since you don't like the design of the female body, take it up with the master architect.
Caroline Driver 3 years ago
Incels are alongside paedophiles as the vilest scum to crawl upon the earth. They should have it carved on their foreheads like the Nazis in Inglourious Basterds, for the same reason, so that they can't hide.
Kelly Hartle 3 years ago
What's unappetizing is the fact that this guy could actually reproduce.
Anette Kudsk 3 years ago
OMG let's all enjoy that he is not likely to have children or a wife....
Forrest McCanless 3 years ago
Engineering School joke - "What engineer would put a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
Thatkamloopsguy 3 years ago
Maybe have a talk with your supposed god who "invented" women, because it sure as he ll is not their fault.
Nathan Pogorzala 3 years ago (edited)
insecure little man. Projecting his self-loathing on woman and their assholes, which makes complete sense. cause you know, men have assholes too and if i touch a woman's a*****e and I like it, it is not different than touching a man's a*****e which would make me gay, which i am trying so hard to look like i am not. Social pressures create these kinds of people.
ViFi 3 years ago
this dude is taking misogyny to the next level. "Please let it negatively affect your self confidence"? "Do not forgive/let women forget this flaw"?! Like, what the hell. As a woman i am ashamed. No, scratch that, as a HUMAN BEING I am ashamed that we have come to a place where this is acceptable. What an a*****e.
Estelle Winwoode 3 years ago
But it's not acceptable. It's unspeakably weird, wrong, and nothing but the expression of the OP's own profound insecurities. It's here exactly because it is not acceptable.
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KING ILLEGAL FOREST 3 years ago
....but men having their penis close to their b******e is somehow NOT a flaw??
Michelle C 3 years ago
This is the best "I think I'm gay but needs a better reason to justify it" excuse EVER! Also I am the only one who is wondering if their vag is really an inch from their AH, I'm trying to visualize while flexing and it feel like more than an inch....LMAO
Anne Roberts 3 years ago
So, what would this person like women to do about this "design flaw"??
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! 3 years ago
Man, that's a lot of words just to say "No me will f**k me".
Keyrara Sanchez Michael 3 years ago
What the actual f**k, this is a joke right, a Troll? ME thinks he protests to much. I mean how sorry of a turd does a dude have to be to put a chic down for her body no matter the shape/size,, AND be begging for more poonanie to boot??? GtFOH
Nola Peach 3 years ago
Doesn't he know God purposely did that so when we get drunk you can just carry us home like a six pack? Lmao jk what a twat no no no
Fran Morasco 3 years ago
They are in close proximity for a reason. Urinating while sitting helps cleanse the a**s. Also why women wipe front to back
Marina Rocha 3 years ago
Scientific fact: the taint in both man and women is reducing in length. It's likely due to pollutants and affects fertility. Ps: No one should feel less confident about this fact.
Lena Flising 3 years ago
There is even less space between the backside of the s*****m and the a** on a man. They're almost attached to each other.
Phil Green 3 years ago
Well, bloke who wrote that, maybe you should turn celibate to spare your incel self the awfulness that is woman. I don't think many people, men and women included, have complained about this down the millenia. Get a life.
Philler Space 3 years ago
Old joke: God must not have been a civil engineer; otherwise he wouldn't have placed a recreation area so close to waste disposal.
Skeeter 3 years ago
A quote from Neil DeGrass Tyson."I think of, like, the human body, and I look at what's going on between our legs," Tyson said. "There's like a sewage system and entertainment complex intermingling. No engineer of any intelligence would have designed it that way." It's a lighthearted poke at the notion of intelligent design...
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
I'm starting to understand the appeal. Of chastity cages. And tasing unprotected scrotums.
Dumpster Fire 3 years ago (edited)
I'm assuming from this post that when the OP said "I've been with a few women in my life" that they actually meant they've never seen a vagina in person before.
Joshua David 3 years ago
This man is bored and clearly constantly rejected. Instead of just dealing with the repercussions of a turn down, he decided to share this tid bit of nonsense and more than likely lost a few friends in the process. I feel the God contained in all religions, as well as Darwin, would be offended. Moron.
DuchessDegu 3 years ago
That's a lot of words to say he's never been anywhere near anyone's woowoo
Bubbles and sparks 3 years ago
Lol, if he was the last man on earth and I'd be horn* as fu*k, I'd still prefer my vibr*tor and b*tplug over him XD
i is hooman bean 3 years ago
EVERYONE: this man is a sexist bigoted idiot. No one listen to him. I mean, yes its true our hoohas and but t holes are near eachother but this man is stupid. If he died and goes to heaven (where i’m sure he thinks he belongs tho we all know he belongs with the devil and hades [as long as persephone isnt down there when he is] ) then he could tell god abt gods mistakes and maybe god will obliterate him and everyone like him.
#9
A Landlord Evicting A Paramedic In The Middle Of The Coronavirus Epidemic, Just Because He Works At The NHS
#10
Wasting Emergency Services For A Prank!
#11
OMG Everyday
#12
America: Abortion Banned And Baby Formula In Locked Steel Cages
Panda Kicki 3 years ago
If it is to prevent the stock being taken by hoarders I sort of understands it. The situation with the recent supply issues got really dangerous for some babies.
#13
This Would Have Taken 2 Minutes To Drop At My Door. Instead I Have To Work For 15 Minutes To Get It Out. Thanks, Canada Post
#14
Stray Bullet Cracked My Solar Panel
#15
I Woke Up To This, Great
#16
Can't Pay Your Rent Because Of An Epidemic You Cannot Control? That's Your Problem
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Ad Disguised As A Missing Person Poster
#18
This Parent On Quora
Synsepalum 3 years ago
It doesn't have to be one or the other. He can have good old-fashioned outside time and play Minecraft.
#19
Why?
Robert T 3 years ago
Translation: Windows has shat its pants and is busy cleaning up the mess. This is almost as infuriating as it deciding that right now is when the updates have to be installed, regardless of whether you are in the middle of something and just stepped out of the room to get a brew.
#20
Samsung's Live Chat Support Everybody! I Waited Almost 40 Mins For Her Last Reply That Never Came
Echidna learns extreme ironing 3 years ago
Maybe Jamaeca's ear buds stopped working too and she is now lost somewhere in Samsung cyber chat space.
#21
Okay What??!!
#22
Why Can't Hollywood Get It Through Their Skulls That The Military Doesn't Wear Hats Indoors?!?!?
RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
Movies and shows are never true to life. If they were the movie Hackers would've been a bunch of teenagers making homophobic jokes, and starring at command line interfaces.
#23
The Sign Says "Illegal Dumping On The Public Highway Punished With A Fine Of 135€"
#24
An Entire Gallon Of Glossy Black Garage Floor Paint. There Goes My Day
#25
48 Minute Youtube Ad
Aubrey Theo 3 years ago (edited)
Its skippable though Edit: whats more infuriating is that youtube is starting to add more unskippable ads, including playing ten ads before a video with no skips
#27
The First Time I Actually Need The SD Port Someone Does This
#28
Oh. Oh No
Jill Hojnacki 3 years ago
Gosh, I guess it can’t be helped . . . I’m gonna have to eat the whole thing now. *sigh* 😈
#29
Guy Mowing The Lawn Shot A Rock Through My Window
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Octavia Hansen 3 years ago
I HATE that flowers by the thousands are sent to the royal funerals. If people REALLY loved Diana and The Queen, money should be sent to their favorite charities. Flowers end up in the garbage. People need help every day. Money should be sent to ANY charity. And the royals take care of themselves.
Awkward Lady 3 years ago
The flowers ended up as composting so no wastage there. Also flowers are seen as a mark of respect at funerals. Also, it's work for florists and plant sellers after a very difficult couple of years.
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Octavia Hansen 3 years ago
I HATE that flowers by the thousands are sent to the royal funerals. If people REALLY loved Diana and The Queen, money should be sent to their favorite charities. Flowers end up in the garbage. People need help every day. Money should be sent to ANY charity. And the royals take care of themselves.
Awkward Lady 3 years ago
The flowers ended up as composting so no wastage there. Also flowers are seen as a mark of respect at funerals. Also, it's work for florists and plant sellers after a very difficult couple of years.
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