40 Times People Encountered Someone So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It In This Online Group
Headaches are a very common symptom when it comes to being sick. Everything from the common cold, influenza, and migraines to various infections, injuries and even more lethal stuff can cause one. Under the right (or not so right) circumstances.
But there’s one thing that causes a headache that is 100% unavoidable, because it can catch you off guard like a slap in the face with a fish that’s just been ejected from the sea. And that is stupidity.
Folks online have been sharing their biggest, most headache-inducing moments of being told something so profoundly stupid that it was immediately obvious.
And we thought it would be great to pass on the headache on to you, our dear reader, in a curated list below. Scroll down, read, enjoy it (the list, not the headache), and leave some upvotes and comments!
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A mutual friend suffered a miscarriage. My coworker told her, “Everything happens for a reason. God must have wanted this to happen.”
This has been said to me so many times, I've lost count. Three miscarriages were greeted with choruses of "All things happen in God's time", "God has a different plan for you", "It will happen if God wills it", and a real gem from a Jehovah's Witness: "God called your children back because you are a sinner". I have no use for Christians.
Me too, also everyone I ever spoke to who had suffered the same. I'm still a Christian, I don't associate any more with these people than thinking because some people can even think such terrible things, I should not have use for people in general
Load More Replies...Hand on my heart, swear to God: after my miscarriage my ex-fiancé's mother said - "well thank God you didn't give birth to a vegetable". Never spoke to her again.
MM, I am so sorry for your loss. What that sorry excuse of a woman said was reprehensible. You did the right thing by cutting her out of your life. I hope that things are better for you, and that are able to find joy in your life.
Load More Replies...Yeah, the same reason why I have to treat 3 mth old babies with cancer 🤬 I know violence is not the answer, but these people do test me to the max! 🤬🤬🤬🤬
When my best friend lost her baby at childbirth, multiple "kind, loving, Christian, family-minded" women couldn't WAIT to "console" her. She heard all of the "God wanted another angel" b******t. She heard about "GoD'z SpEsHuL pLan" multiple times. And she had some a*****e offer to pray with her after telling her, "Well, the good thing is, it's not like it was a REAL baby that you'd been raising yet." Yes, this same b***h goes off about the evils of abortion, but my friend's infant's death "wasn't a REAL baby." Keep your God/Jesus b******t away from the rest of us, effing insensitive clowns.
Load More Replies...Sounds like something my mother-in-law would say. She once started a sentence with "not to minimize your loss". This was after my 25 year old son had died (her step-grandson). She was comparing the loss of her abusive husband who had lived long enough to see grandchildren. My son died on his honeymoon.
I gave up going to a building for my religious practices when a 'friend ' told me on mother's day (while holding her was to be same age child as the one I miscarried) that I should really think about them (the dead child that I thought of every second) today and what I did. To them. Idk if she understood that a miscarriage is different from an abortion.
That's so cruel! To say that about your baby. 😲 No wonder you left that toxic place!! Who need to be social with people that think that's an acceptable expression of faith. 🤬 Hope you have good people around you now, that can give you the love and support you need. ❤️
Load More Replies...It's like the saying: "God doesn't give you more then you can handle". Yes, he does. Life can be so unfair and sometimes, even though it sucks and you did all things correct and are a good person, that unfairness happens to you. Everything isn't karma or God testing your faith.
Someone told me that when I was 7 years old, being sexually abused regularly by two different men, relentlessly bullied at school, and suicidal. Telling me God did this to me to test me, or because I was supposed to "handle" it was one of the most sadistic things, and was my first step to deconversion. Do NOT tell people, especially kids, this. It's not in any way helpful.
Load More Replies...If god wanted that baby to not be born, why did he let the mom get pregnant in the first place? And if he's so cool with just spontaneously aborting babies, what's the issue with medically induced abortions? Can't have it both ways.
If you read the bible, you know God is 100% okay with killing innocent babies. LOTS of them.
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"I don't want to take the vaccine it will make me sterile."
"You are 65."
I've just become brutal. I just say how many people i know died and say, well, I hope you don't die, but if you do, it's 100% your fault.
Load More Replies...I prefer when they complain that the vaccine is meant to place a tracker on them, while they carry a cell phone everyday.
And drive in their new cars that have computers on board and live in a house with an address - that you can see all the pretty flowers in your backyard if you have a mind to and work in a job with all of its computers and security cameras and simply walk/drive down streets where your every move is recorded on somebody's security camera, etc., etc., etc.
Load More Replies...Them swimmers are most likely nothing more than dust at this point. And honestly, do we really want anyone this stupid reproducing?
"But I thought the vaccine would mean no more birth control!"
Load More Replies...Who knows maybe he still has plans to have another child. I seriously doubt, vaccine plays any role in making it impossible though.
More likely he's the type who thinks that if he's sterile he's not a "real man" anymore, and that everyone around him will be able to tell that he's not a "real man" anymore.
Load More Replies...Toxic masculinity. Reminds me of men who refuse to get vasectomies because it will make them “less of a man” but yet have no desire to ever, ever have any more kids.
Today (14.06.22) our local newspaper reported on the number of Victorian diseases that have made a big comeback in the UK. Why? Because of the number of parents refusing to have their children vaccinated. Not to mention the cases of rickets and malnutrition too.
if i jumped form that persons ego to their iq i would have died after 14 days of falling
"Why should I be responsible for my son's late fees?"
I dunno, lady. Maybe because he's 12 and can't get a job yet? Also there's the matter of the letter you and he signed when he got his library card that says you're responsible for any fines on the account, as his parent or legal guardian. Just a shot in the dark.
And then get shut down by the city because someone complained & he doesn’t have the proper permits 😣
Load More Replies...Well, I am OCD and have been since I was very little. One of my siblings, I don't know which one took one of my books and hid it. I was mortified that I had lost a book. It was found when my parents died and their house was being cleared out. It was in a box in their study, under a huge pile of c**p. They were both hoarders. I'm 71 now and still will never know who did this dastardly deed.
I work at a bank and we get the same thing. A parent gives their kid their cellphone to play with and so the kid goes and buys a game and then they call and try to dispute it. "Why do I have to pay for what he did?" Because he's 5 and you shouldn't give a machine with your bank information in it to a 5-year-old. Or they give their online banking login information to their family members because it's easier, then get angry when they abuse it and want us to now give them their money back.
See this all the time with orthodontics. Parents will straight up blame their kid for not brushing/wearing rubber bands/using their invisalign/etc. I want to shake them screaming "THEY ARE 12! YOU'RE THEIR PARENT! ACT LIKE IT AND HELP THEM DO THE THING!" If kids were responsible we'd toss them in the street the minute they got the whole walk/talk/using the toilet bit down.
Despite flossing, brushing and rinsing at least 3 times a day for over 40 years and trying to at least cut way down on a bad diet( just not enough willpower), I still need all new teeth.
Load More Replies...Some folks just don't know how to parent or adult. Most of them can't hardly take care of themselves let alone another human being.
Our libraries stopped charging late fees on children's books years ago.
I worked in a library (precovid) and found kids easier to deal with than parents. It's also one of the reasons the job reference is past tense.
I don't let my kids have a library card until high school and I have never signed any of those forms about being responsible for school books other than the high school library. If you send them home with a book that cost $10 to print but you paid $200 for, that's your bad. What really bothers me is the schools that send home computers. You expect me to be responsible for a $2,000 laptop? They have $500 ones that aren't made by Apple and do everything that one does. The people who come up with these ideas clearly have never been poor or had kids!
And this is why the kid has late fees. His parents are incapable of teaching him responsibility. Or too lazy. Or both.
I have seizures and I had somebody ask me if they were contagious. My cousin was right next to me and elbowed me and whispered for me to start coughing. By the way, my cousin is blind and when I started coughing she chucked her cane behind her fake panicking that she suddenly couldn’t see and the guy ran away so he wouldn't “catch the seizures”. My cousin busted out laughing when she heard him run off saying she wished she could see his reaction and that it must have been priceless. I explained what it looked like to her and she fell onto the ground laughing. She’s just as evil too when people ask her dumb questions about her being blind as she had someone ask her today if it was deadly even though she was born blind.
I hate the stupidity of people who insult people with disabilities. My best friend uses me as her "guide dog." Anytime we go into a doctor's office, she always tells me to" sit, stay, no noise." Her guide dog went blind and has since left this earth.
Awwww.... it's sad when service and companion animals shuffle off this mortal coil. Is she not considering another dog, or are you conscripted forever ?😂
Load More Replies...I'm an identical twin. People used to ask us if we could read each other's minds. I would say "yes and we both think you're stupid."
After the last several years, I've concluded that it is.
Load More Replies...Ah yes, we should all "Hugh" our cousins. In all seriousness though, you are right
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"I went to Spain last summer."
"Where is that? Mexico?"
My eye twitched so hard that I thought it might fall out.
With the rate U.S. is reusing place names from Europe, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a town called Spain or new Spain somewhere.... Edit: Looks like it's in North Dakota, lol.
You mean places in the US that were named by European settlers after the place they came from?
Load More Replies...Sadly allot of folks don't even know the capital of their own state let alone other countries throughout the world.
When I was a kid, I lived in the town of Mexico, Maine. I don't talk about it much, it's not worth the trouble.
I was talking once about retiring to Mexico, but worried because I don't speak Spanish. A co-worker said "OMG, that is ridiculous. They speak Mexican!"
Load More Replies...Nah....a little bit more to the right and then follow the coast-line up...can´t miss it !
Malaga is a great place in Spain to go to, not to many tourists and has all the great weather and food/drinks and the people are very friendly
I once met someone who thought Australia was a country in Europe 🤦♀️
"The government wants you to think we're running out of oil, we're not because it comes from bones. We could extract it from chicken bones".
I was fascinated by how he had interpreted fossil fuels and then come to the most hilariously wrong conclusion.
To be fair, you can make (process) oil out of bones. Just not much, very low quality, and it's not fossil fuel any more than olive oil is.
Surely we could make some form of bio-fuel from stupid people? It would solve so many problems... overpopulation, congestion, housing, healthcare.... /s
yes, you can steam usable oil out of chicken offal... it makes a low-grade oil similar to diesel... oil can be made that will burn in diesel engines from plant material. Soybeans and peanuts have large percentages of oil in them. The glycerine must be extracted first, or it will damage the engine. Some saltwater algaes can be processed into the same sort of oils. The current technology is not efficient enough to compete with regular well extraction of diesel.
Am I the only one who feels like this photo is alive? I can just see ripples
But even "Fossil Fuels" is false. Yes, that;'s what we were taught in schools, but oil, gas & coal come primarily from biomass and “single-celled bacteria”.
Why don't we just bury some bones then come back in a few years and see if the oil fairy came?
What happened with bio-disel? I remember hearing about how it was the future, but never really got big. And that was over two decades ago!
A work colleague coming in the day after a visit to the zoo telling us that panthers aren't really pink.
But do they like treading on insects? Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant. Dead ant dead annnnnnt. Dead ant.
Yeah, he has heard that "pink panther" thing one too many times
Load More Replies...I suppose you expect me to believe that bears don't wear neckties and steal picnic baskets either!
Nah, the pink ones are just like Shiny Pokémon. They're just so rare that the zoo hadn't caught one get /s
Sorry folks, but you all forgot about the elusive Pink Panther that roams Hollywood. They have been a few sightings but luckily, no one has been harmed. They have coined it the Peter Sellers Panther because, you know.
I was disappointed when I watched the first peter sellars movie and it turned out there was in fact no large pink cat. Granted, I was like 6.
Work colleague is living in the past....They were pink in the 60ties,but only if Peter Sellers was around caring for them...
While standing in the middle of Disney World and staring at a foldable paper map of the park in her own hands, my sister in law goes, "Why doesn't this map tell me where I am? These maps usually have a little arrow that says something like 'You are here' so you know where you're at."
Now THAT would be cool and get me to go there just for the map 🤣😇
Load More Replies...This is the disadvantage of paper maps. You probably need a Disney World dedicated GPS. I'm considering selling maps and compasses labeled, "American survival tools for Disney World (guns and horses not included)."
That's actually kinda cute. I'd want to pet her on the head like a child.
Maybe she should look down, follow the little red dot, follow the little red dot. Follow, follow, follow, follow,follow the little red dot.... My apologies to that great movie, The Wizard of Oz.
You have entered the Twilight Zone...There is no location...no little arrow...
“Evolution is b******t. If I threw a million people off the Empire State Building, *not one of them* would evolve wings!”
Yeah, Randall (his real name because f**k him), that’s not evolution, that’s magic. Now go back to getting drunk after church and driving your kids home, and when you come back to work, don’t forget to f**k another 18 year old server on the tables after close. Don’t worry, I’m sure your wife will never know. Idiot scumbag.
It was probably sarcastic in the way that says that she already knows (was probably told)
Load More Replies...Hard core creationists have a very skewed idea of what evolution is. They only think of macro-evolution. Tell them that selective breading is basically man controlled evolution and they will freak out. Might not be the most solid evidence in macro-evolution(one species evolving into another all together) but micro evolution(a species developing new traits or sub species) is irrefutable and strongly supports the former
Randall better pray evolution take a giant leap forward with him if his wife finds out.
This is one theory of evolution. Just not Darwin's. But Larmarck's theory could work here if it would be true, which it isn't!
Not really, even with Lamarck's theory, humans growing wings upon being thrown off a building would not be possible. Lamarck theory still included gradual progressive change, just he thought that small changes that occur during the life of an individual could be passed down the next generation. Growing wings on a wingless animal instantly would go against all evolutionary theories, both current and previous.
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Actually a doctor. So hear me out.
September 18th 2021, my mother unfortunately passed away. Her and I both had Covid, as we lived together and unfortunately her body couldn’t handle it. This lead to anxiety, panic attacks, stress, and guilt. I felt like it was my fault for my mother's [passing]. Anyway, to the doctor. I decided in December that I couldn’t go on the way I was. I was never leaving my boyfriend's house. I chose to go to therapy in seek of some help with my issues.
When I got an intake appointment, I had to see a doctor there to prescribe, what I expected to be an antidepressant. The moment I sat down, I already had a weird vibe from him. He was quiet, his tone was dull. We started going over my charts and why I was there, etc. and I told him everything he needed to know. I told him about my guilt, and a prior issue I had even before my mother's [passing]. I have a phobia of vomiting, so I brought it up. This doctor told me to just “throw up”, and i would no longer be afraid. He then proceeded to say that I was a very anxious person who is “on the spectrum”. and finally, the KICKER, he told me all my loved ones would go to hell.
Needless to say, I walked out of there sobbing my eyes out. I called the place to file a complaint and thankfully—haven’t seen that man since.
Cockwomble adding this to my list of unexpected curses 😂
Load More Replies...If you barfed ON him, that might have changed his mind. Even if not, I guarantee you would have felt better.
Absolutely what I was thinking too!! Not to diminish OPs experience but the unintended pun had me giggling: "I have a phobia of vomiting, so I brought it up."
Load More Replies...Was this Dr in AZ? Sounds a lot like one I went to for depression after a suicide attempt that just told me to “remember that other people have problems too” and sent me on my way
Holy c**p. I went to an anger management counselor once to quickly settle a custody dispute. While waiting to meet the Dr., His waiting room was adorned with posters of the 9/11 attack. Burning buildings, and people jumping out of the buildings in huge photographs. I couldn't believe it. When the Dr asked me about my anger problems, I told him I don't really have them, but my ex was asking me to jump through hoops during our custody dispute, and I'd rather just do whatever and get the issue over with. He called me a liar, and proceeded to spend 40 minutes talking about how much he hates his ex-wife. I was stuck with that for 6 weeks.
I hope this person also filed a complaint to the licensing board.
Reminds me of a Doctor I saw when my anxiety and depression was at its absolute worst and I was borderline suicidal. His advice was to go for a run and lose some weight. It would make me feel better. I came out of that doctors in tears. Amazingly this guy was the Head doctor of the surgery.
One of my ex-coworkers was convinced that the sun and the moon were the same thing. He thought it turned around at night and became the moon. He was astonished one morning when I pointed to the moon in broad daylight. I thought he was going to have a panic attack. Luckily, we were sharing a joint behind the warehouse and he calmed down a bit. He still didn’t fully understand and kept glancing at the sky for the rest of our shift.
Moonlight is just the afterglow after they turn the sun off for the night.
The sun rolls over and goes to sleep while the moon lies awake and basking in the afterglow... Maybe I anthropomorphize just a wee bit much.
Load More Replies...There is an astonishing amount of people who don’t know that the moon is visible during daylight. And it’s visible exactly half the time! I find this weird, because it’s right there in the sky where you can f***ing see it. 🤷🏻♂️
Technically moonlight is actually sunlight. Cheese flavoured sunlight, seeing as the moon is made of cheese. :D
Swiss? Cheddar? Oh-GOUDA! Right??? :)
Load More Replies...I (former professional astronomer) can remember being fascinated with the sky when I was 5 or so and I'm pretty confident that I understood how the sun and moon and earth moved even at that age.
You and I had people who helped us learn. I often wonder what happened to these people as young children.
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"If I wear a mask, I can't breathe"
Ever been to a hospital? Those doctors and nurses are falling over dead every day. Oh the humanity!
Exactly. Then, don't breathe. It is apparent that we need to thin the herd anyway.
Load More Replies...I used to wear masks for pretty much all of my 12 hour shift in theatres.
Watching my little sister dying in hospital, struggling for every last breath in a body destroyed by covid: now that's "can't breathe". Put a mask on, you selfish sod.
My anti-vax, anti-mask uncle told me he doesn't wear a mask because it messes with his glasses... He said this as I was wearing both a mask and my glasses. I can't anymore.
If they have panic attacks, that's one issue. If they're just being willful, then they might reconsider if the other option is to breathe in toxic gas, dust or fibres.
I have panic attacks and can't wear a mask so I test before I go out and stay 6ft away from people.
Load More Replies...Sadly I've had a nurse at my orthopedic drs office say they don't let you breathe and don't do anything. I'm like... 🤔
Makes me worried about the competency of the doctor and if the staff can even bill your insurance correctly. My mom worked in billing for clinics and there usually is a correlation...
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There was an advocate on TV for science education for women.
She said "Not enough teenage girls are studying science, we need to turn this around 360°."
Just like I've never understood why people say "so and so pulled a 360° and turned their life around." So they're right back where they were originally heading? Wouldn't a 180 be proper?
I love when I hear someone did a 360○ turn around so she is still taking drugs no she did a 360○ yeah that's called a 180○ . Blink at you like they don't know what language you are speaking.
A girl once asked how [illegal substances] were sold. I told her the black market. Then she shouts in front of everyone. “Wow, that’s SO racist.”
My friend though that the black market was a store in each city that you could go walk around and buy guns and poison and stuff.
I remember thinking this at like 6-8 and asking why they didn't just shut the market down😅
Load More Replies...Actually, no one is quite certain how the phrase black market came about, but some the theories do revolve around the slave trade, so you could make a case that the phrase is racist. However, an equally valid theory states that it relates to shadows and darkness, which would not be. Not to be confused with black Friday, which is definitely not race related. Black Friday is called that because it was the day that some businesses would move into the black (i.e. their revenues for the year would become positive for the first time and printed using blank ink instead of the red ink traditionally used for negative values.
The term "black market" only came into existence a decade after the conclusion of WW1, and first appeared in print in 1931 in the Economist. There is no evidence whatsoever tying the term to slavery or any kind of racism. And "Black Friday" was a term made up by Philadelphia police in the early 80s to describe the chaos that occurred the day after Thanksgiving (US).
Load More Replies...I am 43 and THIS MORNING looked up the meaning of bear/bull market.
Load More Replies...This is making me think that maybe Black Friday isn't what I thought it was
"If Earth is spinning, why my front door is always facing east?"
Cuz you don't need to be smart to survive anymore
Load More Replies...I watch a lot of flat earth debates (for the LULZ). They say stupid c**p like this all the time, like Australians are upside down. Seriously, some of them thing north and up are synonymous.
The problem is that they don't understand frame of reference. The sentence "Gravity pulls everything down" is only acurate when your frame of reference is on the surface of the Earth. Once you look at the Earth in its entirety, the frame of reference shifts and you have to define it differently.
Load More Replies...He would just get confused if you explain the Door is fixed to the earth while it's spinning around the sun.
When your knowledge level equals medieval catholic peasant, in internet era.
The first person I dated after my amputation, freaked out over it and said to stay away because they didn't want to catch what I had, as if amputations due to cancer are contagious. This was right when Myspace had started getting popular, and texting costed you like, 10cents per text.
Amputationsduetocancer virus is sweeping the Earth, with a death toll of 1.5 million!
Load More Replies...The first person I dated after my amputation told me he was only dating me because I had lost only 3 fingers on my hand, and if my whole hand was missing he would NEVER go out with me. =/
I hope you could count on your injured hand how many more dates you had with this asshat!
Load More Replies...Good thing they learned early how much of an a*s they were. Hopefully OP found someone not ignorant like the first one.
OMG, that's scary! Is there a vaccine? I'll see myself out...
Damn, tempest-what ABOUT my Heath? That's a perfectly delicious candy bar!
Load More Replies...That same person that freaked over the amputation probably thought covid was a hoax...
A colleague of mine thought jellyfish were a myth.
It is, spread by our Lizard Overlords. To distract us from the 5g towers giving everyone the virus.
they have already taken over the goverment by electing people president and built the pyramids so they could hide all their evil doings. J.F.K found out and nows he is dead
Load More Replies...I'm from the desert (southern Cal) and I've had friends in other states tell me they thought roadrunners we're just cartoon characters
But they're right next to the jam fish! And just wait till they find out about...PRESERVES FISH
One of my son's girlfriends (back in high school) was in all AP classes and scored high on the SAT and ACT tests, landing spots at both Stanford and Berkeley. She also thought dwarves were a myth and just about had to go to the ER with a panic attack when we met a person with dwarfism. She just had no clue.
Went to make dinner reservation for “a quarter to 7.” The hostess on the phone said they didn’t have anything available at that time but has a table available for 6:45.
Some people grew up saying "15 till", and may not have heard "quarter to/of".
Yeah that still doesn't fly. If you misunderstand, you ought to clarify rather than assume you know what they said.
Load More Replies...I don't wanna know how many reservations that hostess has screwed up.
These are also most likely the same type of person that can't make change when you hand them the change to get back an even amount.
I was thinking the same thing. I remember once teaching a teenage cashier how to count my change back to me because the cash register was down. My items were $1.19, I told her to count my change up from there and she'd never get it wrong. Even after much explanation, she never could comprehend it. I felt so bad for her!
Load More Replies...I just realized. She thought quarter to meant 25 minutes to. I think I just had an aneurism over that.
Younger generations now often can't read a dial clock face at all, but only read digits off a digital clock display. I've seen it with my own eyes. It's astonishing. I wonder when I'm very elderly whether analogue clock faces will be a thing of the past.
Yes, they call it a "face clock". It's fun to also watch them try to read poorly written cursive.
Load More Replies...We told a new hire to be back at "quarter after" from their 15-minute break and they came back at xx:25 because a quarter is 25 cents. /shrug
Went to the supermarket deli counter, asked for a dozen slices of ham. Got told they didn't have any of that flavor.
Good grief, although in the UK ham doesn't necessarily come from a pig (but usually does so) as it can refer to how the meat is processed e.g. you can have a turkey ham (usually cured thigh meat from the turkey, sometimes reformed and sliced).
Load More Replies...That's actually common. Some night assume 25 till is a quarter, not thinking of the conversion of 60 from 100.
It is pretty easy to visualize it though from a traditional clock face. But maybe some people are so used to digital that they are not able to do that.
Load More Replies...You were late! you were due at 6 and didn't get there until half-past. Response: That's less than a minute late.
"Why did the attorney withdraw from my case?"
"Because you didn't respond to our emails and you failed to appear in court."
"But I don't check my email."
B***h, you hired us by email.
Second favorite: "They never saw me driving, though."
"Ed, you were passed out in the driver's seat next to an empty bottle of vodka, covered in your own urine. They're gonna suspect you were driving drunk."
"Yeah, but who saw me driving though?"
IIRC, if the keys were on you or in the ignition, and you were in the driver's seat, that's all they need.
I once was drunk and went to sleep it off in my car. I slept in the driver's seat with the car on in the parking lot outside the bar. Later I was telling a friend of this, he's a lawyer and he explained that under Florida law, drunk driving is being over the legal limit in the driver's seat of a car with the ignition turned on. If I had been caught, I could have gone to jail for being responsible!
Load More Replies...Ah the old "if the glove dont fit" defense. Let me know how that one works out for ya.
All they need is to prove you were "in control" of the vehicle. Know of one gent that was nailed in a Courtesy Suite at a hotel, because; since the clerk at the Front Desk could not refuse to turn over his keys on demand (he had turned them over at the start of the party, as he knew he would be drinking, and did not want to be tempted...), he was Legally "In Control" of the vehicle...100m away from it, in a hotel room, in the middle of a party.
You and I watch far too much true crime! I thought of this also. 😆
Load More Replies...Working in a law office, can confirm both of these have happened more than once.
Fellow in my class said Ketanji Brown was not suited for the role of supreme court justice because she's a "woman" and is "soft" thus she will "get too attached to cases".
Uh... no, we don't need people who will be "honest" and "just." That would be ridiculous
Load More Replies...Yeah something needs to be re-attached alright. This fellow's head. It's screwed on wrong.
I know some Women Marines who could change his mind about women being soft. Probably a lot of Girl Scouts, too.
My ex’s brother in full confidence said lava was 2 words. Tried to explain its 2 syllables, not words. I was the idiot apparently.
For context, we were watching a Phineas and Ferb movie they were all on a chain over lava. Phineas tells them to let go of the cliff and Candace says something along the lines of “I have 1 word for you! LA-VA!” And then his brother looked at us and proudly said “that’s 2 words, dumba&s”. He was/is notorious for having little to no common sense.
👏👏 It could also be Là—va (There, Go) but the grammar there is iffy
Load More Replies...The end comment at the movie is priceless. I would have lost my s**t laughing.
That public libraries are irrelevant in today's society.
Not to the low income community, elderly, homeless, kids who need a safe space when it's hard being home. I dropped out of school in grade 10 struggling with adhd,anxiety, addiction and bullies and found my sanctuary there. Bullies don't seem to like books much...
I'm really sorry for your struggles but glad you found the library. I was bullied as a kid too and it's true what you say - they must be allergic to books or something. We couldn't afford books growing up so the library was like a treasure trove of stories that I could (FOR FREE!) escape into. It's really sad that, here in the UK, they are shutting down libraries including the one where I found solace. I think all the local ones have gone now, leaving only the main one in the city, which is hard for a kid to get to. Anyway, I hope you continue to enjoy a good read and be well.
Load More Replies...There's always going to be a need for libraries. People would lose their collective s**t if they all of a sudden didn't have access to the internet.
I mean, they almost are. Not because they have no value, but because society stopped valuing them. Thinking is hard and not many people want to do it, so they let someone else do it for them and social media has just made it so every idiot has a platform to spread idiocy
In my community, libraries and boys and girls clubs are designated "safe areas" where anyone can come if they need a place to chill and be safe.
That of course Cats and Dogs are opposites, like the opposite of up is down etc. And that of course they're not mammals...
My husband actually asked me the other day where baby chicks get their milk... We have chicken and one hen is brooding and he was seriously worried what the babies eat when they hatch... 😕
I have a friend who can't navigate with left and right as descriptions in the moment. She said she couldn't remember which was which in time to make turns. So I invented up blinker down blinker. If I tell her up or down she can hit the blinker lever and a lighted arrow blinks that points the direction she needs to turn. It works flawless 20 years later and I still love her to death, but wow...
Every morning my kids aunt and i drive too a different location for work, usually around and hour or two away. I am the navigator. I am very bad about saying right and pointing left and saying left pointing right. I told her to always go the way I point. For some reason my words get mixed up in the moment.
Load More Replies...When I was a kid I thought dogs were boys and cats were girls. I wasn't very bright. Still questionable.
I think this must have been relatively common for older Southern folks. One of my neighbors always called my dog a he, and when I would correct her she's say, "but it's a dog". A friend's gran did the same thing... called her male cat 'she' because it was a cat.
Load More Replies...I heard a guy on the subway arguing with someone that he wasn't a homosapien because "I'm no homo!"
Overheard in a doctor's waiting room...that black squirrels are the offspring of grey squirrels and black cats. Also, a former co-worker insisted that scallops are just cookie-cuttered from fish cheeks.
Pregnant with my first at the time. Was dragged over to my in-law's place for my husband's birthday lunch or whatever I was required to show my face at. They're not the most intelligent people despite holding degrees, but this is forever burned in my mind:
" ...don't let your OB do the ultrasound too long! No more than 10 seconds or you'll fry the baby alive!"
My MIL teaches ultrasound technology at a local college. And she told me this. She was always into fear mongering, but good god, all I could do was stare at her dumbfounded and eventually say, "uh, no, that's not how ultrasounds work..."
Bonus just because it's a common stupidity. My FIL claims you can't get COVID if you're vaccinated. He works in the medical field.
and these people are allowed to work in colleges and medical field.. We need better education!
Education doesn't help stupid people, assuming they even retain any of it.
Load More Replies...Just to clarify, did your mother test positive for the virus or actually become ill with covid the disease? The vaccine doesn't protect well against getting infected, but it does significantly reduce the liklihood of developing severe covid and dying. That's why they're called covid vaccines as opposed to SARS COV2 vaccines.
Load More Replies...Does one have to turn them over? Asking for a friend who either loves or hates babies, depending on the context.
Load More Replies...She TEACHES ultrasound technology? Imagine the intelligence of her students. I'm vaccinated and got covid. I now have long covid. Although the first time I got covid I was not vaccinated.
Years ago, I was living in South Dakota and went to Michigan to visit family for Christmas.
My aunt asked me if the cold weather in Michigan was bothering me. I confusingly told her that the weather in South Dakota is about the same, if not colder. She was shocked and said she didn't remember seeing any cold spells on the weather channel, in the South.
That's when it dawned on me that she thought South Dakota was in the south part of the US because it has the word "south" as part of the name.
My whole view of her shattered at that moment.
North Carolina person here. It is currently about 100 degrees.
My late husband thought North Carolina and South Carolina were one state. He also thought Northern California and Southern California were two states. L
"If people evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?"
We didn't evolve from monkeys, we evolved from a common ancestor with monkeys. As Queenie-Poo puts it, we and monkeys are like cousins and we share a grandparent.
Load More Replies...If you know the answer to this, you're smarter than GOP Senate candidate Herschel Walker. (Admittedly a very low bar.)
Yeah, that bar is flat on the ground, it's so damn low. 😂
Load More Replies...We have a common ancestor that we both evolved from. That common ancestor is extinct.
Actually we don't know that the common ancestor is extinct. It's just a scientific consensus to put any species current or fossil on tips of evolutionary tree, because with genetics, we can only tell how closely related two species are, but we cannot tell what their relationship are. So maybe our ancestor is still leaving, maybe it's not and we got a fossil of it, but we'll never know. It's actually the same principle with paternity/family test. The test will say how closely related two individuals are, so we will know if their degree of relatedness is coherent with a parent/offspring or siblings relationship, but it's only because we have other context that we can say that person A is the dad of person B.
Load More Replies...I think, especially after reading this thread, that not all of us have completed the evolutionary process...
Wait... are you trying to say the planet had more than two primates?!?!? Madness, i tell you! Madness!
Years ago a couple proudly told me they had been going to Spanish classes for a year because they wanted to immigrate to Brazil. When I pointed out that they speak Portuguese not Spanish, I got told that ALL of Latin America speaks Spanish!
Even bigger idiot:
I thought everyone was in on the brown cows make chocolate milk joke. But apparently there was still some idiot who wholeheartedly believed it.
At least they weren’t trying to learn Brazilian… Edit: Turns out that it’s called Brazilian Portuguese. So learning “Brazilian” actually makes sense
Living in Portugal and with relatives in Brazil,yes it is Portuguese but »Brazilian « is very different sounding and with many words completely different from its Portuguese counter-part...
Load More Replies...I'm Brazilian and I was working in a restaurant in Portugal when a North American girl said "muchas gracias" (thanks in Spanish) after asking where I was from. I poletily correct her saying we actually say "Obrigada" in Brazil. She spent several minutes arguing with me that Brazil is in Latin America so OF COURSE we speak Spanish and I was messing with her. Smh
Sad thong is when I asked a kid where milk came from he said and I quote "Are you dumb or something it comes from a store" about lost my s**t right there
Well, here in Germany everyone knows that chocolate milk comes from purple cows. 😉
I've met a few that believe everyone below the United States speak Spanish.
It's amazing there are evidently people out there who literally don't even know what chocolate is.
It's only relatively recently that all of Latin America was speaking perfect Latin, too.
Bit of a story but many a year ago I was eating with my now ex. It was 2am, and an older lady came into the place and asked if someone can give her a ride home, her car had broken down, she worked in the plaza and showed us her work ID, so we gave her a ride, wasn't very far. No idea how the conversation ended up about jurassic Park but it did. She said she took her kids to see it when it came out and one of them asked "how do they keep the dinosaurs from running out of the view of the camera?" We all laughed and she said "you believed he asked that???" My ex said "idk maybe they have people off camera making sure they stay in the shot?" Both look at my ex in complete disbelief. She didn't understand why we were shocked until I said "they were CGI tiff..." the sudden realization on her face was incredible.
Reminds me of the parents who were dissatisfied because the dinosaurs in a dino park weren't live. It was on not always right, I think
There are still people who think that Steven Spielberg killed a dinosaur because of the promo photo of him in front of a “dead” triceratops.
Years ago, there was a sci-fi film where the dolphins learned to talk, and MIL gasped and asked, "How did they teach them that!"
Someone once tried to convince me that my coat makes me gay.
It can't make you lesbian, if you already are lesbian. I'm breaking the matrix here
Load More Replies...Had a guy ask if he could catch "gay" by going to a predominantly gay restaurant. Nope but ya might catch some glitter... (BTW: He was simply naïve and had a strict childhood. He learned about the world and became one of the most loving, accepting people ever.)
Load More Replies...My sister said I turned gay because I mowed our parents’ lawn and that wasn’t a girl’s job.
That's like saying kissing my fiancé makes me gay... just cuz she is a woman. Oh, wait-
Soooooo by me hanging a pride flag from my window will make me gay? OH WELL!!!!
Reminds me of the post "People really be grown and still using umbrellas" "You supposed to become waterproof after you turn 18 or something?"
Load More Replies...I once had a beautiful black trench coat/rain coat that had satiny pink trim on the cuffs and pockets. When my brother saw me wearing it he told me I looked like a gay Nazi. :)
I heard this conversation a few days ago in Spanish class Girl: dude, you keep eating my food, at this point it's gluttony Boy: gluttony? That sounds like algebra.... Is that algebra? Girl: *trying not to lose her mind* dude, context clues, is your brain made of one brain cell? Boy: wait.... is it????
Nah...unless you're using a silent "functional" in the sentence! ;)
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Something about how heating food in microwaves is really bad for your health, because they make food radioactive, so you shouldn't use them. The guy was also a hard [illegal substance] addict...
They make things that should be crisp soggy (pizza, pastries, etc) but things that should be moist dry (pasta, meat, etc).
Load More Replies...Same people who smoke but don't want vaccine because they "don't know what's in there and it could be dangerous for your health".
my patient's blood pressure is high despite of the blood pressure meds that was prescribed to him by his physician. and he said i consider my body as a temple, i don't want to put anything on it unless it is natural. his drug screen is positive for cocaine.
Safer than cooking your food in all those pans with the non stick coating.
When we were kids we were told not to stand in front of the microwave while it was cooking because it would give us cancer.
No, but without the wire screening in the window, it could mess with an electronic cardiac pacemaker. But not to worry. The now-defunct Cordis pacemaker company offered a "lifetime guarantee."
Load More Replies...It bombard them with radio waves, no dangerous then using a telephone
I've heard many people claim that microwaves blasts all the nutrition out of food, literally all of it. When I ask them why more people aren't using this amazing micro diet they never have any replies.
I was in an argument with someone. I cannot remember the contents of the argument. But I stopped when he mentioned his IQ and said to me "I'm right because I'm confident I am right." realized right there it was not worth the frustration of it because I'm not getting through to him.
"I'm right because I'm confident I am right." Sounds like a recent President of the USA.
You mean the last one, right? It was the last guy that said he knew everything.
Load More Replies...I came here for the first person to mention this! It’s no longer an effect, but a fricken epidemic.
Load More Replies...someone once said : "the most disappointing thing i have discovered about being intelligent, is the realisation that i can never change a stupid persons point of view".
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Pretty sure Stephen Hawking said people who brag about their IQ are losers or something like that
The earth really is flat, you see it's about density. They would not elaborate further.
I wish I could upvote you more than once for this 🤣🤣🤣
Load More Replies...You see the earth is more than 70% water and uncarbonated, therefore, flat.
Makes sense. If you're really dense, then the earth is flat.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of the guy who told me the constitution SPECIFICALLY prevents you blocking people on Twitter.
It is though. Seventy-one percent of the earth is water, and that water is not sparkling. So the earth IS flat.
On a let's cram 4 dimensions into 3 way? And is that when it's the right amount of dense not to be a saddle or a ball or was it doughnut? It's been a couple of decades
Load More Replies...If the Earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.
My brother (45 years old) once said that if you were looking at the Sun through a telescope (I know, a lot to digest there), and the Sun exploded, you would know it long before everyone else.
Breaking news: Local idiot looks at sun through a telescope! Fries eye, discovers a loophole to speed of light being constant! "It smells like fried eggs" -The idiot
To be fair, I have a telescope and I look at the sun all the time. The difference is I use a solar filter so I don't go blind. Guy is still an idiot though.
Load More Replies...well he's not wrong, if a telescope is say 1m long, he will receive the news precisely 1/ 151 940 00 000 000 th of a second earlier.
I'm gonna look at the sun through a telescope until this happens. I'll be on the roof if needed...
The sun has many explotions which seen through a telescope naturally will be visible to the eye...and not to a casual onlooker without a telescope....some years have more outbursts than others...
Glass is made from wool.
paper si made from plastic, dirt is made from rubber, and metal is made of wood
Load More Replies...This does not even makes the tiniest bit of sense. How is wool turned into glass? What was the thought process?
Spun glass or something and then their brain went *bllaaaaargh*
Load More Replies...Perhaps you haven't searched with sufficient diligence to find silicon sheep.
Load More Replies...I've worn wool....I think they got this backwards....wool is made from glass shards!
Depends on the wool, cashmere and merino are lovely soft, but fleece from mountain sheep is only suitable for carpets.
Load More Replies...Maybe they heard of "spun glass" or something and thought of spinning wool. Now I gotta hope I don't drop my sweater or...
This is the same logic that witches weigh the same as a duck. Glass makes fiberglass, fiber glass is itchy. Wool is itchy. Therefore, glass is made of wool.
Spun glass and fiberglass are colloquially referred to as “wool glass” because of the way it looks. I assume they heard this at some point and thought it was meant literally.
“It’s ok to smoke when you’re pregnant, I did and my kid turned out fine.”
I fell down the stairs, I am fine. so go ahead people, throw yourselves down the stairs. It's okay.
Born in 1965 and my mother was encouraged to keep smoking to lower my weight and this be easier to deliver.
That was the common belief in the 60-70ties
Load More Replies...My sister in law. Sweetheart but not the brightest crayon in the box. Heavy smoker, pregnant with my nephew, the doctor said she would hurt the baby if she quit smoking now, after 6 months of being pregnant. But wouldn't drink the very clean well water at my grandma's because it might have something in it. Still pissed about that every time I think about it
Mexico is the capital of Spain.
Mexico City is the capital of Mexico. Madrid is the capital of Spain. And Toronto is the capital of Canada.
Perhaps I'm missing a joke here, but the capital of Canada is Ottawa.
Load More Replies...I have a screen shot of CNN showing a map of South America was where Hong Kong is.
I can testify to this...I worked at an hotel in Copenhagen when a group of blue-haired American pensioners arrived....the trip of a life-time See Europe in 7 days...naturally they were tired and a bit confused and 1st thing being asked was...if Denmark was the capital of Stockholm (sic)....They were cute so I just smiled and told the lady how we are two different countries with each our own capital....2nd thing on their wish list was a hairdresser and I sent them to mine,he was good and inexpensive.....that got me in trouble with the Concierge who lost the commision from «his» hairdresser...
Load More Replies..."Buenos Aires is the capital of Brazil" - and I've heard gringos saying that 🤦
Load More Replies...Had a sales rep tell me they couldn’t drop-ship a PC outside the US and had canceled my order going to Albuquerque. Seriously.
One time I overheard someone ask a co-worker how tall he was, and he replied "5 foot 12." This is the same guy who when I asked him how long a task should be expected to take answered with "Twenty minutes... fifteen at the most."
Last year I turned Thirty-Ten. This year I will be Thirty-Eleven. Denial? I'm not in denial, you're in denial!
I tell people I'm 5-18. Makes their brains fizz. Also, if someone calls me Too-tall, I say, "If I was any shorter my feet wouldn't reach the ground." More fizzing.
I can see a large number of people scratching their heads at this one. The idiotic imperial system of measurements has 12 inches in a foot. A more sensible system of measurement has 10 toes in 2 feet. ;-)
We get it! Enough already! It must be tough being so sure of your superiority because you use metric.
Load More Replies...I'm lost here. Why is that supposed to be funny? I only know a proper measurements system of International Standard.
My husband lists things backwards sometimes. But say 20 to 15 minutes. It takes my brain a second when he does.
I had a classmate ask if an ancient Greek philosopher is still alive... To whoever wondering, it was Thucydides.
Thucydides was a historian by the way, not a philosopher. The philosophers are way more interesting to read.
“Don’t run outside in the winter, your lungs will crystallize. It’s not good for you.” Said while smoking a cigarette.
Yes, the WATER in your lungs can crystallize and destroy your cells at very low temperatures, but I did some reading and sports doctors say there’s no chance of this happening above -50C/-68F. It was the sanctimonious dismissal of running as a healthy activity combined with the idea of a lung somehow crystallizing (?) that sealed the deal for me on this one.
I used to run long distances and this was something we heard often when training during winter, especially by folks who were middle aged and older. It was a really common misconception
You can get frostbite or worse, hypothermic from air that cold going straight to your lungs, though. Best to wrap a scarf around your neck / mouth that's under your coat so you're drawing air that's slightly heated by your body in -10 F and below.
Load More Replies...Wow, someone needs to introduce them to the concept of winter sports...
Sure, your lungs won't crystalize except for extreme temperatures, but my lungs full with a liquid (asthma)
The moment anyone actively smoking tries to tell me anything about lung health, I'm out.
Had a really bad cold, lungs full of gunk, went outside in freezing weather and the gunk froze. Very painful, I coughed and passed out. Used a hot water bottle to defrost the gunk. Made sure I had decongestants available from then on
Well if you're asthmatic you should avoid strenuous exercise in cold weather.
*cold weather The amount of exercise doesn't matter
Load More Replies...Saw a documentary abt the coldest place in russia. The mom keeps on saying the children will not be sent to school if temperature is - 50C or below. Always wondered why. Now i know.
A friend of a friend was badly injured in a bike accident. A car blew a red light going west, causing the biker going north (who had the right of way) to plow into the car and flip over it.
This person said the biker deserved to be hurt because they're the one that crashed into the car.
I knew a guy who got hit while on his motorcycle by a drunk driver. He was wearing a helmet and leathers, so he was okay, relatively speaking. The cops were there. So when they told him it was a drunken driver who hit him, my friend got up off the stretcher, grabbed his helmet and clocked him as hard as he could with it, walked back to the ambulance and laid back down on the stretcher.. The cops acted like they didn't see anything.
Speechless. A good friend of mine was killed while riding his bike cross country. July 4, 1995. A woman just had to put in a new cassette.
Wait the biker deserved to be hit be he crashed into the car. Could some one please help me understand this.
My cousin insisted that her ex husband, who she cheated on multiple times including on their wedding day, owed her child support for the daughter she had before she met him.
"I don't trust these so called scientists" said a lady who was visiting the public astronomical observatory while I was presenting stuff to the public, after she asked me this weird question about aliens and the center of the galaxy aligning or some s**t.
Stephen Hawkings tell of a little old lady attending one of his lectures....she insisted that the Earth was flat and held up by a giant Turtle...Hawkins asked what held the Turtle up?...quick to answer she said...It Turtles ALL THE WAY DOWN !!
Actually it's four elephants on the back of a turtle called A'Tuin. The fifth elephant fell off...
Load More Replies...I taught in a public planetarium for 8 years or so. The shows were all live, and people could ask whatever questions they wanted. Fortunately, I did not work during this weird era of internet woo peddlers and flat earth nonsense. I had a few people question the age of the universe, but nothing like what we see nowadays.
Cousin:"So what have you been up to?" Me:"I am working on an education grant for the EPA making...." Cousin:"Oh, so your an environmentalist. I guess not all of them are bad. So what's with those environmentalists that torched all those cars in California? That can't be good for the environment either? Never thought of that, did ya? You know what environmentalist I like? Ellen Degeneris, she's funny. But don't tell my dad I said that."
I would go home and burn the family tree to try to erase all evidence we were related.
When someone said they had gotten into the senate 180 years ago.
For 2 painful years at my former employer, I worked for a very dangerous idiot. He got hired in because he rubbed elbows with the right executive, and now this buffoon was responsible for $40M of business of which he had no grasp on reality. One day he walked around the place praising himself for winning another major contract (everything he "won" wound up being a disaster). I looked into it out of fear and within 5 minutes I discovered that he under-quoted the job by *at least* 50% (wound up being ***far*** worse than that after a more thorough look). I brought this up to him. His response was "Yeah but I sold it at 40% margin."
"The C in recipes stands for cans"
I like where you’re going with this! Maybe Recipes also = “Render Every Can Into Pans and Eat Stuff”?
Load More Replies...Is suggesting “i” for “imaginary acronym” too much of a stretch? :)
Load More Replies...You can never win an argument with an idiot as they're too stupid to know when they've lost
Wrong... You win it by walking away, and leave them pontificating to empty air. If you can't walk away, make a scene about not being able to hear them, because you have a Medical Condition that prevents you from hearing anything idiotic.
Load More Replies...Former coworker bragged that wine was on sale for 10% off at a local store, so she bought three bottles and saved 30%. We tried to explain to her that it doesn't work that way, but she insisted that it did "for her." Finally one of us said, "Then why didn't you buy ten bottles and get it for free?"
Well, she saved 30 % out of the price of one bottle. If she had bought 10 bottles, she would have gotten 100 % off of ONE bottle.
Load More Replies...My husband’s cousin told me that our newborn son died because I didn’t take the right vitamins while pregnant. She then offered me a free nutritional session with her with her MLM vitamin brand. I will forever hate her for that.
She's still breathing? That could have been a Justifiable right there!
Load More Replies...Yup, 4 year nightmare for you guys, followed by delusional denial and an attempted Coup...
Load More Replies...My moment was when I was online asking legit questions about LGBTQ+ and some of the stereotypes I had heard, and wanting REAL answers. Some answered with genuine replies, but some I realized are just idiots who like calling names such as (whatever)phobic. --- If a person's go-to answer to someone asking legit questions is trying to insult them, they are complete idiots!
SIL once asked..."why doesn't everyone put the ice at the north pole in their freezer" to solve the problem with the melting polar ice cap.
Due to conservation efforts, stupid people are becoming increasingly common.
I'm afraid you're right! We must strive to re-introduce Darwinian principles and weed out the Dead Wood that has been holding humanity back for the last Century!
Load More Replies...how about when Trump said the US and Italy had shared cultural heritage going back thousands of years
I know a girl who has told me with no sense of sarcasm or irony that she doesn't "believe" in dinosaurs (as in they once existed). When I told her it's not a matter of belief, it's unequivocal fact she just shook her head and said "no, no it's all a conspiracy theory". When I asked her what this conspiracy was hiding she just stared blankly at me and repeated "I don't believe in them".
I work at a grocery store and someone call and asked which department made birthday cakes. One of my coworkers joked you should of told them that it was sea food department
You can never win an argument with an idiot as they're too stupid to know when they've lost
Wrong... You win it by walking away, and leave them pontificating to empty air. If you can't walk away, make a scene about not being able to hear them, because you have a Medical Condition that prevents you from hearing anything idiotic.
Load More Replies...Former coworker bragged that wine was on sale for 10% off at a local store, so she bought three bottles and saved 30%. We tried to explain to her that it doesn't work that way, but she insisted that it did "for her." Finally one of us said, "Then why didn't you buy ten bottles and get it for free?"
Well, she saved 30 % out of the price of one bottle. If she had bought 10 bottles, she would have gotten 100 % off of ONE bottle.
Load More Replies...My husband’s cousin told me that our newborn son died because I didn’t take the right vitamins while pregnant. She then offered me a free nutritional session with her with her MLM vitamin brand. I will forever hate her for that.
She's still breathing? That could have been a Justifiable right there!
Load More Replies...Yup, 4 year nightmare for you guys, followed by delusional denial and an attempted Coup...
Load More Replies...My moment was when I was online asking legit questions about LGBTQ+ and some of the stereotypes I had heard, and wanting REAL answers. Some answered with genuine replies, but some I realized are just idiots who like calling names such as (whatever)phobic. --- If a person's go-to answer to someone asking legit questions is trying to insult them, they are complete idiots!
SIL once asked..."why doesn't everyone put the ice at the north pole in their freezer" to solve the problem with the melting polar ice cap.
Due to conservation efforts, stupid people are becoming increasingly common.
I'm afraid you're right! We must strive to re-introduce Darwinian principles and weed out the Dead Wood that has been holding humanity back for the last Century!
Load More Replies...how about when Trump said the US and Italy had shared cultural heritage going back thousands of years
I know a girl who has told me with no sense of sarcasm or irony that she doesn't "believe" in dinosaurs (as in they once existed). When I told her it's not a matter of belief, it's unequivocal fact she just shook her head and said "no, no it's all a conspiracy theory". When I asked her what this conspiracy was hiding she just stared blankly at me and repeated "I don't believe in them".
I work at a grocery store and someone call and asked which department made birthday cakes. One of my coworkers joked you should of told them that it was sea food department
