Mom Illustrates Her Everyday Pregnancy Problems (24 Pics)

That's why most pregnant women learn to use their feet.

Solution squat don't bend then your tummy isn't being squashed

I bent down to pet a puppy and my water broke...4 weeks early. Thankfully my daughter was perfectly healthy

Yup if everything is not around me it's lost. forgot to turn off the light? Whelp it's on now.

This is why you have a husband.

I did this the other day. I just did everything I could see haha I don't know what my lady part looks like any more.

My favorite "can't see/reach it" story is when in bed one night my husband sliced his leg on my toenails. he said "JEEZ TRIM YOUR F***ING TOENAILS!" I replied "I CAN'T BLOODY REACH THEM!" heh. I still torture him with that one. lol.

Yes! I finally got my husband to help shave me!

Well, she shouldn't worry about it for a while...

When someone touched my belly while pregnant, i reached out and rubber theirs, just to see if it was ok for me to touch them... Since they always thougt it was ok to touch me without asking!

I never had a problem with unwanted belly touches but yeah lots of people love to feel the belly.

In some places it's illegal to touch a pregnant woman's stomach, I think.

You are the goddess personified in motherhood. Let them touch your damned belly lol...

Tiger stripes are beautiful imperfections, which shows and reminds your man, that you carried his baby. You girls are so much harder on your own looks, than we guys could ever be.

I called them birth marks...If it wasnt for the birth of my babies, I wouldnt have these marks!lol.

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Yeah, ok.

you can't, actually. The baby is protected by the amniotic sac, so you can't touch it. You're welcome

Some guys are definitely wishful thinking here but if you did have placenta previa ( I did ) it was more me running away.

My husband did that

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In the south, its a great way to start a three way.

So funny, I had 2 full term and 2 poorly prem babies and lost a little boy, even though it was the most awful time I can still see the funny side. Have to look at the positive side not the negative. And premmies are real strong kids when they grow up xxx

LMAO :D

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I think this is insensitive to moms who never reached the third trimester. I am sure that my daughter would have loved to feel like a cow in lieu of watching her teeny micro preemies fighting for their very lives hooked to a ventilator be greatful that you can carry a baby this long and that you are not spending four months in the NICU.

I had twins. One summer morning, I was sitting outside tossing balls for our dog. Whatever I was sitting on was, like, a stool or a ledge or something fairly low with no arms or anything on either side of it. All of a sudden, my twin on the left kicked me so hard that it knocked me sideways to the ground!!! They were usually so "quiet" that I'm sure shock was part of the problem, LOL, but it was one heck of a kick!

Moutsim drew is a citrus carbonated drink. I got it in my hand now. It not a energy drink. To all thr mother who drank 60 cans of coke wgen pregnant is a lot worse. Watch how ine can if coke react to stomavh acid. Say no more

She's either having triplets or one of those twins has an extra leg.

When my best friend was having a baby I just said don't name her naomi because backwards it's I moan ;)

I loved certain names but husband hated people with that name and vice versa. Then after certain people hated our name choices when pregnant with daughter (how very rude!) we kept our sons name a secret until he was born

That's why we didn't tell anyone until she was born.

I wore flip flops or slip on flats! My sneakers dos not exist while pregnant!

not to mention putting on leggings during winter...ahhh, it sucks!