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50 Painfully Funny Posts Of Kids Ruining Their Parents’ Days, As Shared On This Online Group
Interview
Whether or not to have children is one of the most important decisions you’ll ever make in life. But even if you’re the biggest family person in town, you can’t deny that there are moments when you wonder if your kid might be moonlighting as a demon in disguise, sent to torment you. Maybe they spat a chicken nugget right into your morning coffee, destroyed your expensive camera, or tore up their allowance, angry you didn’t give ‘em more cash.
It’s moments like this that can make someone reconsider parenthood. And it’s exactly this feeling that the spicily named, humor-focused ‘Living Condom Advertisements’ subreddit aims to capture. It’s an online community that’s dedicated to sharing examples of children behaving in the very worst, entitled, and yucky way possible. Check out the worst offenders below. Keep in mind, Pandas, that the r/KidsAreCondomAds subreddit focuses entirely on comedy, not hate.
Bored Panda got in touch with the friendly team running the subreddit, and one of its moderators, redditor u/neuroticsmurf, was kind enough to share their thoughts on the community, humor, and what they'd tell overwhelmed parents. "The idea behind the community was always to appreciate the humor in the toughest of parenting moments," they said. You can check out the full interview below.
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#1
$25.00-$30.00 Down The Shitter!
EP 2 years ago
I looooovvvveee that reply…. “Keep it and give him a piece back anytime he asks for money.” That’s A LOT of pieces… that game could go on for a satisfying amount of time. LOVE this! 😈
Nay Wilson 2 years ago
If he was my kid he’d never get an allowance again. You want to behave badly, there will be consequences
down quark 2 years ago (edited)
Are we seriously downvoting Sarel for saying “that’s a bit extreme?” I’m not saying I agree with them, but seriously? They could get temporarily banned just for not agreeing with Nay. Things like this don’t deserve to be downvoted.
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David Martin 2 years ago
Yes, I'm gonna be "that guy" and start by saying WHEN I WAS A CHILD, my allowance was $5 a week and it felt amazing. If this kid can't appreciate however much that is (clearly more than 5!), let him go a month or two with zero money, and see if he learns to be happy with what he gets later
Zophra 2 years ago
I...I didn't even get an allowance, but still had chores....
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Robert T 2 years ago
I'd get the sellotape out. I love jigsaws. The bank will take the notes if more than 50% of the note can be reconstructed and the serial number made out. The kid will be grounded for life. ;-)
MeowZer 2 years ago
This is the whole reason I came to the comment section. Thank you haha
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malaixa 2 years ago
Maybe there's a deeper issue at play that needs to be addressed. Or maybe they're just a little devil in training. Who knows? Either way, it's certainly a situation that calls for some creative parenting techniques.
XenoMurph 2 years ago (edited)
Yes, looks like anger issues. The money is a symptom, not a cause.
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We were interested to learn more about the idea behind the r/KidsAreCondomAds subreddit, and moderator u/neuroticsmurf told us all about it. According to them, the focus lies on learning to appreciate the humor in some of the toughest parenting moments you'll ever run into.
"Those moments when your kids exasperate you so much, you begin to question whether you made the right choice to become a parent in the first place," the mod told Bored Panda.
"When you look back on those moments with the benefit of hindsight, they’re usually pretty funny. They were awful at the time, but tragedy + time = comedy!" the redditor urged everyone to look at these sorts of situations from a broader perspective.
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#2
This Made Me Laugh A Little Too Hard
OhnoI’vebeencensored 2 years ago
I call BS, there's plenty of other vasoconstrictors available that don't leave you furiously rocking your horse.
The Idaho Potato 2 years ago
"there's plenty of other vasoconstrictors available that don't leave you furiously rocking your horse"......that quote is perfect.
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starsailor (they/he) 2 years ago
i did not know that there is pharmaceutical cocaine! i may have to get a snail stuck up my nose... kidding! unless...
Zande Dechandy 2 years ago
This reminds me - years ago I was cleaning up my garden in the winter. I cut down the dead stalks of oriental poppies and threw them on the patio with everything else. My young cat was playing there and proceeded to chew on those stalks. Next time I looked over she was passed out, wouldn't wake up. I frantically called the poison hotline and they couldn't stop laughing. she woke up a couple hours later, no worse for the wear.
Edison Lima 2 years ago
Your Cat went to the Island of the Poppy Eaters!. Next time ask her what Odysseus was wearing. Lol
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Mocha The Lion 2 years ago
why is there two spaces in between the "and he" i can not stress this enough wtf
Cat Crazy Lady 2 years ago (edited)
Seriously..? There's also extra space before we and non stop.
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Doodles1983 2 years ago
No. Apparently just a rocking horse’s nightmare. *Pictures alternative Toy Story*…
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#3
Nice Try Kiddo
Drinking my Covfefe 2 years ago
I can't stop watching the video on the original thread🤣🤣The brat got what he deserved.
Lorraine 2 years ago
I saw the video, the brat was horrible and had a tantrum when he wasn't allowed to do it. Parent did well.
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liam newton-harding 2 years ago
The video is even better. Dad blocks this lil'psychopath multiple times, and he has a meltdown each time :)
Lara Verne 2 years ago
My cousin has two daughter, and this is problem at every birthday celebration. I have to show him this photo.
ohjojo (you/your's) 2 years ago
And right after he was blocked, twice, he made a fist of his right hand ready to strike out. I will never forget this little brat
Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
I saw the original, the kid tried so many times and he was screaming when he didn’t blow them out
Humor is an incredibly powerful thing that can help turn even the gloomiest situation into something palatable. Moderator u/neuroticsmurf shared a story from their school days with us that shows this.
"When I was in high school, I had a friend who wasn't a great student. Each time our algebra teacher handed back our graded quizzes, my friend would take a look at his grade, let out a defeated chuckle, and just bury his head on his desk. Our teacher finally asked him why he always laughed. She didn't think his grades were very funny. In response, he said, 'Well, I can't cry about it.' No one is going to hate a kid for being a kid. But we can laugh about it," they told Bored Panda.
#4
Half-Eaten-Chicken-Nugget-Soup
Monday 2 years ago
After the previous two posts with brats this was a lovely one to see. Poor little sweetheart just wanted to help his papa!
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Natty Tempest 2 years ago
This is just parenting... Kid had good intentions and parent has to respect that... And mourn the caffiene. Poor caffiene.
Mary Lou 2 years ago
Kid's going to mourn the nugget.... Hope they feel united in their loss...
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Elin Sandman 2 years ago (edited)
You just fish that s**t up with a spoon, add some milk and it’s good to go! This is nothing, just wait for the buggers, then we talk…
Partycat 2 years ago
Yep. Why waste a perfect mug of coffee? No boogers = acceptable.
Load More Replies... Eh-non-o-mous 2 years ago
And as a typical parent you pluck it out of there, the kid eats it, and you again enjoy your coffee.
LadyJaye(she/they) 2 years ago
Nope. Just nope. I know the kid was trying to help, but I swear to God if I had kids I really don't feel like it would end well
Stephanie A Mutti 2 years ago
When you give a child a SIP of water from your new bottle and it comes back with various floaters. "No, you can keep it dear"
#5
Coffee, Now Including Ammonia And Urea!
Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
"We've replaced the Folgers that Shannon normally drinks with body-temperature pee! Let's see if she notices the difference!"
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
Well there is cat poop coffee so why not kid pee coffee?
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#6
Uhhh
Best Behave 2 years ago
So started divorce proceedings based only on the word of a 7 year old child… No evidence. Think your soon to be ex is well out of it tbh. I’m just worried about how he’ll navigate the relationship with his daughter going forward
TonyTee 2 years ago
I’ve always hated spite, even in kids; very toxic trait
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Roy Briggs 2 years ago
Whish of course is the subtitle to "Little Sociopathy"
Load More Replies... Natty Tempest 2 years ago
There's a way to avoid such things... Its called communication, but it's a rare creature that has to be created by sensible people.
Tamra 2 years ago
Maybe I'll get down voted, but I'll say it anyway. A 7 year old child is pretty much innocent. Can they still do things that are wrong? Absolutely yes, as this child did. But this indicates something that needs to be addressed by the parents - this child needs parenting and guidance. And what sort of adult bases major decisions on the word of a 7 year old?? The real problem here is the adult woman who failed to communicate with and trust her partner, and then went to the internet to shame and blame her 7 year old child.
RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
I agree the woman should not have acted based only on the word of her 7 year old, and that the current behavior is largely due to the parenting received so far. However, I also believe 7 may not have an idea of the full extent of the claim, but knew it would be pretty destructive, and should know better. I've talked with younger kids that understood more, but it is also heavily influenced by what they have been exposed to, as well as parenting prior to this, so at this age, it is definitely the parents' fault, as much as the child's.
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Cerise Hood 2 years ago
Unpopular opinion: The wife should not be surprised at this outcome. She believed the word of a child without any other evidence to back it up. The husband does not have to forgive her, it only took one sentence to cause distrust.
Meanwhile, the mod also had some advice for new parents who feel entirely overwhelmed, overstressed, and exhausted beyond belief. "When you have a moment as a parent that makes you question your decision not to wear a condom that time long ago, close your eyes, take a deep breath, and consider what a great story you’ll be able to tell at your kid's wedding someday," they pointed out that having a long-term view can help parents see the comedic aspect of it all.
"And remember: Stories are always best accompanied by pictures, so get that camera phone out!" they urged everyone to share these moments of others to help turn tension and stress into laughter.
As we’ve covered on Bored Panda before, actually wanting to be a parent is one of the things that will help you get through the toughest of times. In other words, you have to enjoy the idea of being a mom or a dad. Otherwise, you might feel frustrated and even resent your kids for having to put them first, well, pretty much all of the time. To oversimplify things a tad, nobody enjoys being forced to do something that they dislike, whether it’s parenting or anything else.
And though parenting is incredibly rewarding, any of your bleary-eyed, tousle-haired friends will tell you that it can be beyond exhausting. They’re not just juggling parenting and housework. They’re also likely working, trying to maintain a semblance of social life, taking care of their health, and using the few moments of leisure they have to remind themselves that, hey, they have hobbies and passions like everyone else.
#7
We Found My Wife’s Phone In The Toilet Yesterday. We Weren’t Sure Which Of Our Three Kids Put It There.......until My Wife Scrolled Through Her Pictures Today
Pan Narrans 2 years ago
I've got such a picture of my boy on my camera. He must have snuck out of bed without me hearing it (very hard to do), go to the computer room, toyed with the camera, made an accidental selfie and went back to bed. Found it months later. Printed it and put it on the wall at work. His first selfie!
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
That's beautiful! Also, a reminder to teach kids the importance of not touching phones and other expensive tech
freakingbee (they/them) 2 years ago
obviously the little person inside the toilet
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#8
S**t Like This Is Why I'm Not Taking Advice From Those Parenting Books
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
You should’ve met my third grade classmates. They dabbed for no reason all the time
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Hey Kat 2 years ago
Thank you for asking lol I'm American and had no clue! Probably has more to do with me being more "mature" age wise :)
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Natty Tempest 2 years ago
So, the parents letting him watch (I'm assuming) plenty of hostile youtube and streamers? Good parenting. Give your kid books and you may find an improvement in behaviour.
K W 2 years ago
My kid watches zero YouTube but picks up all sorts of stuff like this from the school playground or riding the bus.
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Rachel Reynolds 2 years ago
My youngest (8) will say "Emotional Damage!" and dab when one of his siblings is being scolded.
Lady Vader 2 years ago
TIL what dabbing is (both meanings)!! When I was growing up, a dab was a fish! 😁
#9
Oh Boy
DustTea 2 years ago
Hey, the kid was probably just trying to get a cool shot like he’s seen online. It’s not his fault he didn’t know it wasn’t waterproof. It’s just a shame that camera was ruined. Doesn’t mean the kid is ‘hellspawn’
Shark queen 🦈🦈🦈 2 years ago
Wait so instead of saving the camera the parents took a photo
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Natty Tempest 2 years ago
1, watch your child. 2, keep an eye on your expensive tech. 3, both previous points in capitol letters because there is a pool here!
JayCee 2 years ago
My cousin drowned because he went out to the pool while my uncle had fallen asleep. If this isn't staged, it's the most dangerous one here.
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Serenity Now! 2 years ago
Which idiot left their camera around so their kid can play with it in the pool???
v 2 years ago
A perfectly clear and composed picture here tells me this is a staged photo using a well made prop or a camera body and lens that were broken before the child go their hands on it. That, or the parents have more money than sense and actually let the child play with a few thousand dollars like it's nothing.
From a practical standpoint, what really helps is knowing how to ask for help. Talk to your partner about dividing up the housework more fairly or them looking after the kids while you take a half-day to unwind. You can then reciprocate once you’re feeling like a human being again. Remember, you're supposed to be a team, not a solo superhero.
If your partner is just as overwhelmed as you are, talk to your family and friends—maybe they could do a spot of babysitting so the both of you can get some well-deserved sleep or go on a date night. If everyone’s busy, consider hiring a nanny. It shouldn’t be seen as a weakness that you want a small break from being a mom or dad. You’re a parent, yes, but you’re not just a parent. And it bodes well to remember that you’re not doing anyone any favors if you’re sacrificing everything for the family and working yourself to exhaustion.
#10
How Did He Even Get His Head In There??
EP 2 years ago
I hate to laugh when he is clearly scared… but we know he’s fine and this is pretty funny. Why is this the case. I would stick my head in the railing of my stairs and then never could get it back out. How? How does it go one way but not the other. The lesson is also…. Never learned. Honestly did it again and again. It just looks too fun.
Dont Sellmyinfo 2 years ago
My chubby little thighs got stuck in a baby swing when I was about 7. Firefighters had to cut me out 🤷🏻♀️
Tee Rat 2 years ago
I've seen a few of those videos but they usually started out with alcohol.
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GlassMalk 2 years ago
i used to get my fingers stuck in wiffle balls and my head stuck in railings haha
The Milk In Your Fridge 2 years ago
my cousin got stuck in between stair railings… to my surprise it was the mature cheddar. the eldest of my cousins.
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ace pirates 4 the win 2 years ago
I got my head stuck in a chair at a restaurant when I was 3 or 4. Coincidentally there were a couple firemen having lunch there and were able to get my head out
Historyharlot93 2 years ago
You’d be surprised at how fast a toddler can move and find trouble when you turn your back for a moment, especially in public.
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#11
Absolutely Smashing
Ridiant 2 years ago
Well, the vast majority of kids acting up are either parenting fails or parenting "wait. That sound like some form of abuse". So it's not surprising that the list is like this...
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Natty Tempest 2 years ago
Sounds like a Sturdy sculpture to be easily destroyed. And the parents were... Where?
Your Neighborhood Alien 2 years ago
I looked up the incident and one article said that the museum wrote on social media, "The little visitors knew that their behaviour was inappropriate, and, under the encouragement of their parents, reported the incident to the museum staff. Their attitudes were friendly and sincere, and they agreed to help out with follow-up matters.”
Monday 2 years ago
Oh....so both a parenting fail for not preventing the running and a parenting win for taking responsibility. Nice.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Put kids on leashes. It's safer for them and for the property they can destroy on their own. Kids shouldn't be allowed free-range in public until they're old enough to understand the consequences of their behavior. Seriously parents. This would reduce your stress so much not having to watch their every move.
Adrienne Kushner 2 years ago
I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds funny!
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#12
Durex With The Smart Advertising
Bonnie Buttons 2 years ago (edited)
This whole thread is a birth control ad. (Mum of 3 who loves her monsters very much.)
Zoey Rayne 2 years ago
There was a French(?) condom ad that went viral years ago that featured a weary dad and a boy of about 7 screaming and trashing a grocery store because Papa wouldn't buy him lots of sweets. *chef's kiss*
SassyFrassy 2 years ago
I know it's bad but I really love it. If I had any faith in my child's ability to not destroy it I'd let him draw on my play station
Suutashi 2 years ago
The plates can be removed and replaced so there is that option.
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Sven Grammersdorf 2 years ago
I wonder if the kid also got into the cigarettes and lighter on the table
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MushroomHead22 2 years ago
does it still work? then its fine. just tell the child that they shouldnt do it, but like damn, having kids is hard work, but its fun as hell. i'd be pissed if my kid did this, but i also wouldn't be able to stop laughing looking at his face thinking he did something nice.
Originally founded in May 2020, the r/KidsAreCondomAds subreddit currently has 27.4k members. According to the information shared on the sub, the online group is now “under new management."
The group primarily focuses on showing the humorous side of misbehaving kids, and there’s plenty of that to go around. It can make you really respect the amount of patience and perseverance that parents have (or it can temporarily put you off from having kids at all).
#13
Oh Poor Car
mikedtw 2 years ago
He did exactly as he was told. You gotta be on your toes ALL THE TIME
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Leekier 2 years ago (edited)
We were staying in a holiday flat; my son threw up on the kitchen floor. “Don’t worry, but if you’re going to be sick again, just do it in the toilet” Sure enough, while I’m still cleaning the floor I hear him throwing up in the toilet. I go through to check and as instructed, he’s gone into the toilet and thrown up, over the toilet, the toilet roll, the piping……. I should have said down the toilet.
Cat Crazy Lady 2 years ago
When I was that age my parents had told me to never put plastic bags over my head.
Persephone 2 years ago
I'm laughing so hard at this! 🤣 my mom did the same for me with a grocery bag when I was little, but at least it was properly used... I could definitely see a high fever making this situation worse tho!
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Wow Dad. You didn't bother assisting him? Even drunk bridesmaids help one another while puking.
#14
Tity
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
An 8 year old with a search history? Call me a boomer, but kids need to be watched and net nannies need to be installed!
Metaniel 2 years ago
Wouldn't it be better to teach the kids about that sort of things? I've sat with my nephew when he was 8 and explained to him the differences between boy and a girl and how and from where the babies come from and my brother doesn't have cases like that with him.
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Fay Kneuse 2 years ago (edited)
He's a curious boy, being a boy. If he's googling that, it's time to talk to him. He's obviously ready for some discussion, otherwise google will figure out what he's after. That won't end well.
DonnerDinnerParty 2 years ago
WTF is this child being raised around to search this kind of stuff at 8 years old!?! My daughter is now 11 and only knows proper terms, as it is important to know about your body. "Titty"..!? Are you serious!? This is disgusting and the parent needs to watch what their child is exposed to, and to what they are doing. Nearly every post on here is due to poor parenting 🤦🏻♂️
DiscoqueenJ 2 years ago
To be fair - it's possible the child picked it up from another child at school. We never swore in front of my child or let him see anything with swearing in it yet one day, at age 4, he told me that a boy at school said "f-ing d-head". It thought I would faint.
Load More Replies... Vic 2 years ago
Hahaha.. per china will only get you the clean sites.. for the dirty sites you need to look for pursey..
Load More Replies... EarthGrowl 2 years ago
lol Time to leave some Victoria's Secrets catalogs laying on the coffee table! Children are naturally curious and hear things. This can be handled delicately with scaring anyone
Stardust she/her 2 years ago (edited)
Oh my god! What kind of content is this kid watching? Why does an 8 year old have access to a tablet? I hope that the parents are doing something about this
Anne 2 years ago
Id think you'd have to search really hard for a child to not have a tablet (in the western world)
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Ivy Ruonakoski 2 years ago
Me and my two younger cousin found our older cousins porno mags in our grandparents loft when I was about 10. We all turned out fine, lol.
#15
White Brownies
Dont Sellmyinfo 2 years ago
Pretty sure that wasn’t the OPs reason for posting this. Its funny and cute, mom tried her best 🤷🏻♀️
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Riley Quinn 2 years ago
I'm not sure, but I think this is the first time I've ever heard of a kid turning down brownies.
Cydney Golden 2 years ago
Haha, my granddaughter was asking for brownies the other day, she also meant hash browns. But we didn't wasted time making brownies.
April Armstrong 2 years ago
I'm sure you will have no problem finding takers for those brownies.
WhatEvenIsLife 2 years ago
We regularly have to interpret creative food requests. "White sticks" means yogurt covered pretzels, FYI.
Lori T Wisconsin 2 years ago
Yeah every time the kid cries you give him what he wants. How's that working for you?
Before you start posting random memes and screenshots, you’ve got to familiarize yourself with a few rules. Thankfully, there are only a few. The team running the ‘Living Condom Advertisements’ sub explains that the content that’s shared has to go beyond kids “just being stupid.”
“We want kids destroying people's things, making messes, misbehaving, etc. We want moments that make you not want kids/regret having them,” they point out.
#16
My Toddler Found A White Ink Pad And Immediately Turned Into Saruman
madbakes 2 years ago
And putting a hand in an inkpad (a much larger one than I've ever seen) wouldn't cause any drips.
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#17
My 11 Month Old Son Just Hit Me In The Face With His Toy And Broke My Tooth In Half
Christian Golden 2 years ago
I like seeing the mother's love come through in this unfortunate moment. The kid has a good mom.
TonyTee 2 years ago
You can see she’s a great mom, a loving mom to be exact
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Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago
...but... Britain actually does have better dental health than the US. ;-; but people wouldn't care anyway, unless they're a******s who like to point out every little flaw in people.
Load More Replies... IDidntChooseReality 2 years ago
Just to clarify for everyone who downvoted me: by discipline I just mean telling the kid they shouldn't do things like that, also I misread 11 month for 11 years sorry
Janine Randall 2 years ago
Yeah. So after my son blasted me in the face and broke my tooth, the first thing I did was an IG post.
Gypsy Lee 2 years ago
Remember when things like this happened & the first thought was to get to the dentist, & not grab a phone, smile, & take a selfie to post online before doing anything sensible? - I just feel a bit jaded seeing all the senseless need for strangers approval time & time again.
#18
Me And The Baby Powder
majandess 2 years ago (edited)
If it's central heating, it won't catch fire - too far away from the actual heat source. My sister and I "made cookies" with an entire bag of flour (we got into a flour fight) while my mom was away. We threw it around so much that it went through the screens on the windows and out into the yard. It also got down the heat register. My mom came home, we all cleaned, and after we thought we were done, the heater kicked on and blew flour all over the kitchen. My mom literally sank to her knees on the floor and just cried. We felt so bad.
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Riley Quinn 2 years ago
So much better than the heated cat urine that spewed it's tremendously powerful odor through the house when I turned the heater on that chilly morning.
Michelle Smith 2 years ago
My daughter woke up from her nap when she was about two and put lotion over her whole body, including her hair while she was still wearing her pajamas. I had had the audacity to take a shower while she was sleeping. Silly me.
Meanwhile, all the members of the community are urged to be kind to each other. There’s no need to be a jerk when there’s so much comical content to share. What’s more, you should strive to post original stuff—don’t share anything that’s already been posted within the last three months.
The moderators also stress the fact that the sub is all about humor. “Take the hatred elsewhere,” they point out that there’s a zero-tolerance approach to child hatred.
#19
Too Late For Birth Control
ThatOmniCapybara(she/they) 2 years ago
I'm in the middle of class and this made me laugh
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Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
Give him a band-aid and tell him to put it on his own eyeball. He'll figure it out.
Vicki Perizzolo 2 years ago
so glad I got my tubes tied - all of these are entertaining and NEVER happened in my house.. cats & dogs yes, kids... no way.
MontanaMariner 2 years ago
Your 4 year old losing their s**t is all the birth control I need... Jk. I'm tall and ugly, I'm all the birth control anyone needs.
Lisa Jarvis 2 years ago
Oh, Charlie the Cat. I love you!!! My 2 year old niece was climbing all over me for half a lemon...I gave it to her.
#20
Sounds About Right
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
"Here ya go, British Kid, free glasses. But your teeth are destined to be shít." Seriously don't understand why the NHS doesn't bother with teeth. 🤦🏾♀️
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Weasel Wise 2 years ago
The parents failed twice here. Who the fúck spends $400 on glasses for a CHILD?! I just got myself a brand new pair, $69.
Chris Sprucefield 2 years ago
Ooh geez... I have no affilliation, but just get the prescription and pupil distance and look up Zenni optical - you can get really decent priced glasses there, and buying for kids, you just buy an extra pair for spare of "accidents" like this... They are really good. No need for those silly prices...
Lucy Shupe 2 years ago
My grandson did this to my daughter’s car keys. Calls me in a panic that her keys were lost and that grandson had done something to them. Told her to look in the trash can and yes that’s where they were. Asked why and he said cause I didn’t want you leave. PS she was leaving to head to the college campus for class.
#21
Kids Trash Thrift Shop's Toy Section, Parents Don't Care
-Twin2- 2 years ago
This is just as much, if not more, the parents being hellspawns. I feel sorry for the children being raised by such atrocious parents
BlackestDawn 2 years ago
I would say this behavior is almost exclusively on the parents. Even if the child has some underlying mental condition it is the parents responsibility to minimize the impact of that condition on others.
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Jennik 2 years ago
The family should have been trespassed and ordered to leave long before it got to this point. Can someone clarify for me - are thrift shops generally raising money from donated goods for charities (not sure because we don't call them thrift shops in NZ)? If so, that makes it even worse.
Margaret H 2 years ago
OP shops, Salvos, Vinnies. They're all thrift shops.
Load More Replies... I'm.Just.A.Girl 2 years ago
I work at a thrift shop and I can tell you that the parents will drop their kids off and the toy section and then go shopping. It's frustrating
Nikki Gross 2 years ago
Yup and if an employee tries to say something to the kids the parents go ballistic! I worked retail many years and have had to clean up way to many disasters that their hellspawn has done.
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Nicola Roberts 2 years ago
This didn't happen in 5 minutes. Hierarchy of responsibility - first and foremost the parent, the child (interchangeable), the store staff, other parents, other children. Paraphrasing Edmund Burke's quote, all it takes for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing. Those children learned (in public) there were no consequences to their actions.
What really helps weather the jaw-droppingly awful moments featured in this list is shifting your perspective and focusing on the silver lining. Namely, the humorous side of things. Sure, you might have just realized that your munchkin is more like a goblin than an innocent angel, but if you manage to laugh when things get tough, you’re effectively saying ‘no’ to stress and anxiety.
#22
Let's Paint The TV! Great Idea
October 2 years ago
That's not paint, that's Sudocrem. They pretend it's for diaperrash, but in reality it's for kids to smear all over the place. I have seen cars, little sisters, couches and a cat getting fully covered in this concoction from hell.
Kirsty 2 years ago
All 3 of mine at a certain point we're found completely covered, sometimes naked. I've had to follow sudocream footprints and once a buttprint
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Jeanne 2 years ago
when I was little I "liberated the little people trapped inside the tv" by smashing the screen with a huge crystal my parents had found in the Alps. it was an old tv (not flat). it exploded the screen but I didnt get injured. I don't even remember being scolded for it. just that there was a new tv after.
Your Neighborhood Alien 2 years ago
Was the crystal unharmed? That's so cool that your parents found a huge crystal. Makes me want to go to the Alps!
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Gosh, that flammable sudacrem in a child's reach and the parents not watching. I need to take notes for my own kid.
Serenity Now! 2 years ago
Doesn't matter what this white s**t is; where were the parents this entire time period???
Mommy Panda 2 years ago
omg... sudocreme! You might just as well throw the TV out. That shìt will never come off
Mathias 2 years ago (edited)
One thing I learned from owning dogs: they will get to anything they can and try to eat it, chew on it, whatever. If they manage to get something in their mouth there is nobody to blame but yourself for not putting it away or underestimating their abilities. Same applies babies, toddlers and very young children. Only they are much more capable with their arm things. If it has potential to do more harm then you are willing to take as a parenting opportunity you have to put it out of reach.
Ka Se 2 years ago
A kid with a bucket of paint/putty and 5 unattended minutes will be enough for this kind of result. Adults to blame.
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
It's Sudocreme, which is used to treat diaper rash. If you have never had a child or babysat one, you will not understand just how freaking fast children can run.
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Kids Will Be Kids
gerry.garh 2 years ago
Not funny. A co-worker's toddler went into a similar paint bucket head first. Her death was devastating for everybody. First, my co-worker, who briefly let the can open and felt so guilty that he attempted suicide. His wife, who had been trying to get pregnant for years, couldn't believe her daughter was dead. And family, friends, neighbors, and co-workers sharing the horror. Miraculously, the couple didn't divorce -as typically in those cases- and after a couple of years, the lady gave birth to a boy. Stating that they were overprotective is falling short, but they rebuild their lives, and the boy turns out to be a great person. If you look at the printed label of newer five gallons cans, you will see a figure and text warning precisely about this danger.
Jamie cross 2 years ago
Well it was an accident. This is different. Don't bring depressing stuff on here.
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Riley Quinn 2 years ago
This angers me to a level I can't express. These buckets are incredibly dangerous and are labeled specifically for this reason. Small children fall in, cannot get out, and drown. But hey, you're getting likes for being negligent parents on social media so it's worth the risk.
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
To be fair if the kids already in it, taking the photo isn't that dangerous. You know they're not gonna drown in it because they're already in feet first. Was it negligent that they left it long enough for the kid to get in in the first place? Maybe. But we don't know the whole story.
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David 2 years ago
This one might top my 'smurf grandkids' episode. Daughter was living in an RV on my property. Two of my granddaughters spilled a gallon of teal/blueish paint and apparently proceeded to play in it / rub it all over each other. Came to my front door asking for help when they realized they couldn't get it off themselves. Than God it was latex not oil based. A very blue bath, some extra scrubbing, cleaning latex out of the drain screen so the water would drain - later, they were fine. One was about the age of the girl in this photo. The other was old enough to know better.
ali lilley 2 years ago
My older brother did that when he was about 9 but only one part of his anatomy went into the tin...... he had to play with gasoline for a while to sort things out. He is dead now but that always makes me smile!
Julie Snelling 2 years ago
It's probably a childproof top that no adult can get off but a child can!
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#24
Ultimate Logic
Mint Sauce 2 years ago
The best thing you can do for the environment and the future of our planet is to not have kids. Here's 63 examples of why this is such a good idea.
Darlin’ 2 years ago (edited)
Yes, but if you would see Mint Sauce, if everyone stopped having kids there would be no future for mankind…? You were once a kid (or still are) how would you like it if someone came up to you and said “I wish you were never born” that would suck, wouldn’t it, Mint Sauce.
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What you do next will depend a lot on your parenting style. There are four main ones: authoritarian, authoritative, permissive, and uninvolved. Though all families are unique and there are no one-size-fits-all answers, authoritative parenting is generally the best out of the four because it leads to kids growing up to be self-reliant, cooperative, friendly, and achievement-oriented.
#25
Dad I Saw Them Do This At The Gas Station
Bill Swallow 2 years ago
Depends on the car. My 2019 Honda Accord *does not have* an inner gas cap. When you stop at the gas pump, having the key fob unlatches the door, you pop the filler door open, and insert the hose nozzle. No inner cap to lose. Convenient, but we should maybe send this picture to the designers.
Load More Replies... That Goth Demon 2 years ago
Just a reminder, you can quit the list now if this is pïssing you off too much 🖤🖤🖤
BlackestDawn 2 years ago
Nah, It's kinda fun to see how many confuse being a hellspawn with being either ignorant, not having developed yet due to age, or having bad parents.
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Natty Tempest 2 years ago
Allow me to call a superhero who can help. SUPERVISION. Where the frag are ya?
ThatOmniCapybara(she/they) 2 years ago
Oh, sorry, I think SUPERVISION is taking a nap or scrolling on their phone and not paying any attention.
Load More Replies... Dawn Woolley 2 years ago
Long ago a relative of mine did this to his father's car, he said he was playing garage man. Unfortunately this was during petrol rationing, so there went whatever was in the tank before he added the water.
Vicki Perizzolo 2 years ago
it looks like the cap is there - otherwise that's a VERY expensive child -- tubal ligation stops this
#26
Does This Count As A Condom Ad?
Charlotte Sandoval 2 years ago
Just thinking that! I'm struggling to manage mine at the moment, so it's great motivation
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 2 years ago
If her doctors thought she was having twins, I'd immediately be seeking different prenatal care. These dipsh!ts don't know about sonograms?
Sunny Day 2 years ago
You don't think delivering a double-sized baby would ruin your day? Maybe just a little?
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Jurga Mataityte 2 years ago
Was mother checked for gestational diabetes, while pregnant? It can be very harmful for both of them and big baby might be the sign of it.
Persephone 2 years ago
I'm guessing it didn't develop until towards the end. They typically test halfway and that's it. Then they just use ultrasound to guesstimate size. Especially if she didn't have a history of this already.
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All The S**t My Son Has Put Down The Air Conditioning Vent In The Last 6 Years
Jena Rutan 2 years ago
I see two-- they look like one hitters (for herb). I wonder if the 6years spanned into teenage years!?!!!
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Upstaged75 2 years ago
At least it wasn't syrup! There was a post on another one of these where someone's kid did that. For the rest of the time they owned the house it smelled like waffles when the heat came on. :)
Stormifyed 2 years ago
How did the kid get bucket in the vent? . . . . . . . . (Yes this is a joke) . . . . . . (Duh)
Maggie Mae 2 years ago
Oh well give it all Back to Him by All Means! WHAY are PARENTS so Lazy at Being Parents these Days??
This style focuses on moms and dads setting firm limits for children while also valuing being nurturing, responsive, and supportive. Authoritative parents explain what the rules are like and why they’re like that and they’re open to listening to their kids’ points of view (even if they might not accept it). Clarity and a mix between firmness and friendliness are key here.
#28
What A Hell?
Princess duck feathers 2 years ago (edited)
Did they actually bite it? My walls corner looks like that. But no one's ever bit it.... I think..
nerd_and_misfit 2 years ago
Just take a trip to Germany... houses here are built with actual bricks - your kid will take one bite and never try again *:)
#29
I Don't Think He Will Be Trusted With Technology For A While
Ridiant 2 years ago
Why you'd give anyone still in the biting stage an object of biteable width with lots of lightning in it... you can't even give kids in lower primary Sharpies in case they stick them in their mouths. That thing's got a battery in it and costs a ridiculous amount of money. Why.
Load More Replies... Ka Se 2 years ago
So no one was watching the baby/toddler while using the iPad? I guess the adults are to blame.
Corvus 2 years ago
A baby/toddler shouldn't even have access to an iPad for any reason.
Load More Replies... Natty Tempest 2 years ago
Why does that device not have a cover, why is the child not respecting it and where were the parents... Also, "his" ipad? Sounds like money to burn
DiscoqueenJ 2 years ago
Back in the early 2000's, we had a portable video system for our minivan. We went on a long trip and hooked up the Playstation to it so the boys could play games. My son got really mad at the game and smashed the screen with the controller. They never got screens again.
WonderWoman 2 years ago
Why do parents hand their children electronics? Be a parent!! Give the kid a book!
#30
Repost But I Think It Belongs In This Sub
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
Well, if he has hair on them he is old enough to understand ownership. Also old enough for him and his balls to be grounded!
DiscoqueenJ 2 years ago
Is also old enough to be given his own for a Christmas gift!
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Shannon Donnelly 2 years ago
"Mortified" is an interesting choice of words, since he then chose to post the story on social media. "This is so embarrassing, so let me share it with the world" lol
Which of these pics made you laugh and cringe the hardest, Pandas? Do you have any kids of your own? What do you do when they make a massive mess? We'd love to hear your thoughts, so drop by the comment section. And feel free to vent or share some similar stories, too.
#31
A Condom A Day Keeps The Children Away
Adam Chang 2 years ago (edited)
I stoped taking pictures like this, the album is full of this. Bread, fruit, nuggets, chips.
The happy frog 2 years ago
Once when I was Younger I was mad at one of my siblings, their fav fruit was a pear and there was one left, I’m not too fond of pears because they’re dry and sometimes biting into one feels like cornflower rubbed on your teeth, but I look a huge bite out of it anyway and just left it in the food bowl and spat out the chunk in the bin, they never really figured out it was me
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David 2 years ago
Don't let littles free range your food. I used to cut their apples up because they never ate a whole one. At first it was tears about being short changed. I made it clear that if they ate it al they could have more. After that it was fine. And most of the time they were content with the amount I gave them in the first go and I didn't have a lot of wasted apples.
Connor Noah 2 years ago
mush them with sugar and cinnamon delicious the apples though are a total loss
#32
My 7 Year Old Just Broke Something I’ve Had Since I Was Younger Than Him
Lyone Fein 2 years ago
Put locks on your bedroom doors. Put your nice things above reach. Childrearing 101.
Brendan (banned for downvotes) 2 years ago
It's a sword. What did you expect him to do with it?
#33
And There Go All The Saving For College
That Goth Demon 2 years ago
WHO THE FÜCK LETS THEIR CHILD AROUND SCISSORS AND LEAVES THEM ALONE? THIS IS PARTLY THE PARENTS FAULT
BlackestDawn 2 years ago
I would rather question why the kid has easy access to all that money.
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toowise 2 years ago
Every note is the same way up, completely agree. Staged for likes.
Load More Replies... Pan Narrans 2 years ago
Take the damaged money to the bank and they will replace it, at least over here in Europe. That being said, if this isn't staged my internet radar must be off...
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
First of all, staged. Second of all, if that’s real, which I doubt it (fortunately) that’s Chinese Yuan. But that still looks painful even if it’s fake
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David Martin 2 years ago
Why did we stop to take the picture?! Get the scissors away, maybe spare one or two notes from being cut
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
Money, scissors and an unsupervised child. This is an expensive lesson for parents!
#34
Thank You Children Very Cool
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
Tell them "this is why you won't get Xmas presents" and see what they say inatead
Ridiant 2 years ago
Destruction /is/ cool, when you don't have to deal with it yourself. That's why movies are full of explosions and glass breaking and all that drama. It's scary to adults because it equals a big old bill and repairs and a draft coming in and goodness knows what else, but to a kid it's genuinely just a cool hole. If the kids are still at the stage of flooding the bathroom, they're definitely not at the point where they worry about that sort of thing.
Lyone Fein 2 years ago
Learning about cause and effect. How causing a thing in one location can create effects in another location--this is such a mind blowing concept for people who don't really know how the world works yet.
April Pickett 2 years ago
How "super awesome" and 'wow so cool" is was when they had to clean it up.
#35
My Kid Was Playing Workshop While I Fixed The Garage Door Yesterday. Super Glad I Checked My Shoe Before Putting It On
EarthGrowl 2 years ago
Argg... You know the little turd did it because they thought it would be funny
Lyone Fein 2 years ago
No. They just didn't have a hammer, so they used the parent's shoe.
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#36
Grabby Grabby
Toxic 2 years ago
When me and my baby brother were younger we used to hold onto my dad's beard and use it to pull ourselves up
boone williams 2 years ago
That's when I started shaving every day and never looked back. (Dr. Horrible and The Great Cornholio are twins, and they both liked to grab and swing)
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#37
He’s Sonic
CORGI QUEEN 2 years ago
Sorry I don't mean to correct you and sound rude, but the autocorrect is so strong the actual lyrics are "i'm blue if i was green i would die if I was green I would die If i was green I would die"
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Psychopathic Shark 2 years ago
Because we always let our children play with chemicals.The parenting methods of Darwin
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
What kind of bloody idiot are you to leave hair dye in reach of a child, and to ignore your child for this long?
Serenity Now! 2 years ago
When the kids are quiet, CHECK ON THEM. OR don't leave them out of your sight.
Robin Roper 2 years ago
Bet next time, it's put up where no one who is under 25 can reach/find it.
#38
Finally Found My Missing AirPods! It Turns Out My Daughter (4 Yr) Got Ahold Of Them And Put Them In The Toaster
Helen Taylor 2 years ago
Could she have resented the amount of time you spend with the AirPods in your ears, instead of listening to her?
#39
This Kid In Home Depot
Mint Sauce 2 years ago
The irony is that the people who'd probably make the best parents are the one who don't want kids.......
Ian Reynolds 2 years ago
I don't think you can judge parents until they have kids, you can never be prepared enough for your first child.
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Gin 2 years ago
Picked up a large bottle of bubble bath in the supermarket yesterday - lid wasn't on properly and I popped it in my basket, on its side, without realising. It poured all over my feet and I slipped before I realised. MESS. Definitely can happen. Fortunately there were staff working in the aisle so I was able to summon assistance before anyone else fell over.
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over it already 2 years ago
Dang, that's stain, too, and oil-based. So much worse of a clean up than regular paint.
Amy Taylor 2 years ago
i recognized the can immediately and thought the same thing.
Load More Replies... Natty Tempest 2 years ago
Accidents happen... But why is he playing in it? Or was he just told to get out after dropping it?
Lyone Fein 2 years ago
Looks like he was carrying the can and he dropped it. It spilled open all around him, and he stepped out of the puddle. Honestly, I don't think this belongs on this list. This was clearly accidental.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Don't have a problem with parents bringing their kids into the public arena. But I have a huge problem with parents who don't supervise their kids. Don't tell me a catastrophe can happen in a second. Since y'all already know this, the blame falls squarely on you.
Lauren S 2 years ago
I think he’s horrified it’s on his hand more than that he made a mess, but I still 100% agree this was an accident.
Load More Replies... WonderWoman 2 years ago
And you know who isn't in the picture? The adult who was supposed to watch this kid.
#40
I Gave My 10 Y Old Bro My Laptop Which He Needed For “School”. Punched It While Playing Fortnite…
EarthGrowl 2 years ago
He wouldn't be touching a computer till he was 16 and his allowance would go to fixing it
ConstantlyJon 2 years ago (edited)
"allowance would go to fixing it" is a fancy way of saying you're paying for it still. no, how about he just doesn't get allowance and has to find ways of earning money not from me to pay for it.
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Natty Tempest 2 years ago
Proof of a lack of respect for others' property and poor supervision. I know kids can get angry, but punching things is not acceptable
#41
Ah Yes, Paint Blood
NickTheDuck 2 years ago
once my sister wrote my initals on the wall and my dad blamed me for it because "its the kind of thing you would do"
Lauren S 2 years ago
These should be pretty washable if they clean it up right away. If it sits for a few days paint is going to be your best friend.
Load More Replies... Upstaged75 2 years ago
Thankfully those paint dot things are made for kids and are washable. But any kid who's old enough to spell his own name knows better than to do this!
Susan Raskin 2 years ago
I had 3 kids ages 5 and under and never had these issues. Do any of these parents pay attention?
Shannon Donnelly 2 years ago
My sister and I wouldn't have even CONSIDERED doing any of the things on this thread!!! You could have stuck us in a bathroom filled with spray paint, and we never would have thought of doing this b/c we knew the type of trouble we'd get into (and no, our parents never once spanked us). I get that toddlers who don't know any better can get into mischief in the blink of an eye and that accidents w/ clumsy kids (like me) can happen. But I have to agree w/you here- either these kids aren't being taught at an early age what's acceptable behavior/what isn't, or they aren't being supervised properly, b/c my friends and I NEVER would have pulled this c**p when we were kids and lived to tell the tale...
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#42
My Beautiful Children (2/4) Drew Me A Picture.... On My Car.... With Rocks
EarthGrowl 2 years ago (edited)
My father-in-law had a 68 camaro that he took to shows. Gdad insisted on taking my 3 year old down to the shop to help him work on the Camaro. My child was returned 20 minutes later after beating on the car door with a screwdriver
Fenchurch 2 years ago
See that's just a lesson for your father-in-law in what happens when three year olds aren't supervised.
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Leesa DeAndrea 2 years ago
When my spouse was 3 or 4, he painted his dad's car with paint thinner.
Mikkel Sørensen 2 years ago
That s**t is why boarding school was invented! Do that to my Range Rover and you will be walking till you can afford your own car.
Vicki Perizzolo 2 years ago
not until they are old enough to know better AND pay for the damage
#43
Slpt_how To Reduce Screen Time
Michelle Smith 2 years ago
Do you think she would come to Brooklyn and throw my phone in the toilet for me?
#44
3-Year Old Poured A Can Of Soda Into My $2k PC
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
Why is a 3 year old chugging soda? And why are they let near the pc with it?
Anne 2 years ago
It didn't state the kid was drinking it though. (I could assume the kid wanted the soda, was not allowed and did this as a trantrum?)
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Pan Narrans 2 years ago
Well, I recommend you use ants. The common garden variety will do. Place the computer near an ant colony and they will removed all the crystallized sugar for you. They work fast, cheap and diligent!
Chris Sprucefield 2 years ago
Okey, If it's not a goner already, pull the plug, rinse it in plain water to get the sugar and acid out, get distilled water, do a final rinse, and leave it to dry (point a fan at it) for a day or two, making sure there are no water left anywhere. Put it back on. Hopefully, you will be good.
Collette Kilbourne 2 years ago
Some things you just cannot foresee. Ouch. At 3, he prolly had no idea.
Maggz Bennett 2 years ago (edited)
They'd have been better off drinking the soda, around $2000 better off...
JP callaghan 2 years ago
Yeah your own fault. Soda at 3? And PC in a place it can be accessed? Noob
whatever 2 years ago (edited)
I knew a dude back in the late 80's who shelled out $3,500 (in 1980's money) for a projection-tv only to have his daughter spill a glass of milk on the console-part and fry out the circuits. The real kicker was that he bought it with his Neiman-Marcus card which had ridiculously high interest so he basically paid through the nose for nothing.
#45
Down The Toilet
Lyone Fein 2 years ago
Lots of children go through this toilet play phase. Because toilets are mysterious portals. We put things into them, press a lever, and everything disappears. So most kids want to find out how this works, if it happens with all kinds of things or just smelly things, etc.
#46
Just... Why?
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
This is why I keep my instruments in a case that kids can’t get into
Violet Jensen 2 years ago
Well if you don’t live with kids it doesn’t cross the mind
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Natty Tempest 2 years ago
So, the mom is babysitting two (not your) kids at your house and apparently let them touch expensive instruments? I know kids are a force unto themselves (and I only have one) but there are ways to avoid this.
freakingbee (they/them) 2 years ago
i would actually cry i cried when my uke got the tiniest crack
#47
Fucking Stupid Kid Starts Pulling Out Passenger's Leg Hairs
The happy frog 2 years ago
Hehehe GRAB HIS HAND AND MAKE A NOISE ONLY THOSE FROM HELL WOULD UNDERSTAND
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Max Fox 2 years ago
There are people who should not be allowed to have kids. The parents of this kids, for example. Looking at the hand, this is not an infant or even a toddler. Unless the kid is ASD or something similar, this is not normal behavior.
Linden 2 years ago
Autistic children are also capable of understanding boundaries.
Load More Replies... Ozymandias73 2 years ago
"Ladies and gentleman, this is the captain speaking. One of the stewardesses reported possibly seeing a young child being thrown out of the plane?"
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
This is where 'passenger' mentions to child's 'responsible adult'... Hopefully discipline is forthcoming.
Kate Malcom 2 years ago
This is why I shouldn't and won't ever have kids, I would be too easily driven mad by them
#48
Yay, So Much Fun... Thanks, Kids
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
That isn't a quiet thing... What the heck were the parents (apparent photographer) doing?
Old Roadie 2 years ago
Walked by stairway and saw random feathers floating down... what the heck? Went upstairs to find kids in midst of pillow fight. Feather pillows. Clouds of feathers floating about the room. It looked like fun, so I joined them. Now they're telling their kids about the time Grandma made them do battle. ☠️ That's not the way I remember it!! lol
Pan Narrans 2 years ago
Caught redhanded but blame it on the dog. Say you just walked in and was trying to put it back. Look innocent, always pays to try.
April Pickett 2 years ago
Yay! We're going to play a game called 'Let's pick up all the Styrofoam!'
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
This is why polystyrene has been added to my list of things I don't allow kids at work to use, alongside glitter!
Anna Bananna 2 years ago
polystyrene is so dangerous! Can be inhaled easily and doesn't show in x-rays, can be fatal, Never let kids play with it!
#49
But They‘Re Like, So Worth It
The happy frog 2 years ago
I remember I was playing a game on my iPad when I was younger and there was someone my age who saw and it was one of those shark raft games, I built a beautiful 2 story raft that got everything I needed and they asked to play, and I said sure and started another raft while saving the one that I made and specifically said not to delete the raft one and to stay on that one, the second I walked off they deleted it and just shrugged and walked off when I asked why, I was so disappointed I deleted it, I was 14 and so were they and now I cannot find the app again
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Bobbo 2 years ago
The REAL Tom Nook would be ecstatic as the player would need to start over and make more money for him!
Load More Replies... Michelle Smith 2 years ago
This is why there are outdoor toys and indoor toys. FYI skateboard = outdoor
Daycare Attendant Sun 2 years ago
Not usually. The save data is stored in the Cloud most of the time.
#50
Skateboarding In The Kitchen
NickTheDuck 2 years ago
it might have been a video and these are screenshots from it. once i was skating, and i fell, and it was on video. does that make the videogrepher bad? no.
Load More Replies... Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago
Since you're obviously standing there watching him do it - YOU'RE A F*CKING MORON.
Maggie Mae 2 years ago
Adults need to Put on their BIG Boy / Girl Undies & Figure OUT WHY NOBODY WANTS THEM TO VISIT at Their HOMES!! HONESTLY?? OUTSIDE TOYS ARE ONLY FOR OUTSIDE!!!
Renee Prete 2 years ago
My son did something like this... right into a wall in our newly built home. Went halfway thru
#51
Your Short Break Got Shorter
#52
I Give Him His Own Pot Of Dirt To Water Now, After He Waterboarded My Poor Succulents To Death
Tammy 2 years ago
So instead of teaching the child how to grow a plat, you trick them? Cool, cool, cool.
a gay idiot 2 years ago
they look three. would you trust a three-year-old with a plant that most likely has an attention span of five minutes and most likely rip it out of it pot?
Load More Replies... Upstaged75 2 years ago
This is the pot full of dirt she gave him AFTER he ruined her succulents.
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Gave Her A Banana, Turned Around To See This. Terrifying
Lauren S 2 years ago
Maybe she ate that part, she clearly didn’t eat any of the insides.
Load More Replies... Lauren S 2 years ago
What kind of car seat is this? I’m used to 5 point harnesses for kids this age. And she’s likely to be rear facing. But I’m imagining different parts of the world have different types of car seats?
Upstaged75 2 years ago
It's the same kind as you have. It looks like she managed to get out of the straps - which means it wasn't buckled tight enough. The part that's supposed to be at her chest level in pushed down to her waist. There are many parents driving around with their child incorrectly buckled in. It's so dangerous.
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#54
[oc] Why I Couldn't Get Any Sleep Last Night:
![[oc] Why I Couldn't Get Any Sleep Last Night:](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/645201fe23f48_5qq08xgdoio51__700.jpg "[oc] Why I Couldn't Get Any Sleep Last Night:")
Old Roadie 2 years ago
Nah, that little dude rode all the way to winner's circle at Pimlico. Some say he's still riding.
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#55
You Just Gotta Lock It
Katy Cordeth 2 years ago
It's an idiomatic way of speaking/writing and perfectly acceptable.
Load More Replies... Lyone Fein 2 years ago
Kids using public bathrooms without having been shown how to unlock them.
#56
My Daughter Had My Wife’s Phone On A Long Car Ride. She Ordered All The Barbie Dream Houses From Amazon
ThatOmniCapybara(she/they) 2 years ago
Why have her pose and take a photo? Return them and ground her for life, or ground her for life and keep them but she'll have to pay all the money back
DiscoqueenJ 2 years ago
If they could afford it, I would make the child take all of them somewhere to be donated to a family who could appreciate it. Let her watch EVERY SINGLE ONE of them be given away.
Psychopathic Shark 2 years ago
It looks like the parents are reinforcing that this is "fun" wait until she buys herself a car
#57
My 4 Year Old Sister And 2 Yea Old Brother Decided It Was A Great Idea To Put Nutella All Over The Living Room
Corvus 2 years ago
Be glad it's not some other brown substance that can be smeared on walls :D
ʇı ɓnɟ 2 years ago
my older sister used to do that when she was little. now she’s an artist :)
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Elspeth Marple 2 years ago
Imma say, when my little brother did that to the neighbors garage door, it wasn't nutella.......
Con O Cuinn 2 years ago
He's a reincarnated hunger striker, weirdly nostalgic for the H blocks
#58
Oh Hell No
Julie Snelling 2 years ago
This kid must have been watching tiktok video's of women putting vaseline on their faces at night it's very good for the skin
#59
Smelled Gas In My House Open Oven Just To Find My Controller Extra Burned. Thanks Toddler
Average Frog 2 years ago
i assume the toddler put the controller in the oven but op didn't know so used to oven and burnt the controller
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Joyce Brazel 2 years ago
SMELLED GAS? THEN OVEN WAS NOT ON? TODDLER OPENED DOOR OF HOT OVEN? WHERE WAS THE PARENT?
Old Roadie 2 years ago (edited)
Gas?! That would imply no ignition > no fire > no heat > no burnt controller.
#60
You Hated That Planter Anyway
Must Be Bored Again 2 years ago
Much more action to come. Little one on the left has a HAMMER that she is chewing on!
Upstaged75 2 years ago
Thankfully I've never had anything like this happen. Because I'm afraid of how much I'd want to kill them! (yes I'm joking, sort of) :)
#61
Why Would You Choose To Have A Child
Old Roadie 2 years ago
Pfffft. It's only powder. Heard my toddler son giggling in the kitchen and peeked around the corner to see him in the middle of the tile floor with nursery jar of vaseline. He was slathered in the stuff. Bolted to get it from him and realized floor was also slathered ... ... ... did vaudeville-worthy slide across the kitchen, into the laundry room, and smack against the wall. Fell over. My boy was still giggling as I slid by...
#62
Never Have Children
#63
Nice Things
Upstaged75 2 years ago
Could have been worse. My brother went to the bathroom and came out to find his 2 year old smashing the screen of his (my brother's) Kindle with a metal toy truck. Sadly it was not salvageable.
#64
So I Went To Pee And I Comeback With My Little Brother Who Had Scissors And My Charzard And He Cut It
Metaniel 2 years ago
In this case the value went to 0. Holo Charizard is worth $132.50
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What do you think ?
DonnerDinnerParty 2 years ago
I'm so pissed off after reading these. Most of the examples are straight up due to lack of supervision and parenting! People should have to pass a test to be allowed to have children 🤦🏻♂️
John Topper 2 years ago
Try babysitting two hyperactive kids for an hour. One hour. They will either do something horrible, or "fall" off a cliff.
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XenoMurph 2 years ago
All the commenters pretending they were perfect children, and never did anything wrong. Think of the worst thing you did as a child, then imagine your parents putting it online for others to define you by your worst moment, not the other 99.99% of the time.
Prosando 2 years ago
I asked my parents and the dumbest thing I ever did was punch my dad lol
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Mariza 2 years ago
If this isn't an ad for not having kids I don't know what is! Partner and I don't want them and this has confirmed it, we'll stick to cars... much cheaper
RP 2 years ago
Don't have kids if you don't want them, a perfectly reasonable thing to do. BUT none if this is #kids being kids. It's all poor parenting
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Gøøse 2 years ago
What the fück is wrong with y'all and automatically blaming the parents? There are other influences in a child's life
majandess 2 years ago
No s**t. Not to mention that these aren't all from the same parent. It is unreasonable to expect a child to not do something crazy EVER. It's equally unreasonable to demand that parents supervise 100% of the time. Judging the entirety of a person's parenting skills by one moment captured on camera is not going to net you an accurate assessment.
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The Person 2 years ago
I AM NEVER BECOMING A PARENT!!!! Most of these things the kids are doing come from a lack of understanding, which often times people pass off as stupidity. However, the most important thing is supervision, and to have patience with kids, because their brains aren't fully developed. However. I do not posses the patience, among other qualities, to be a good parent. lol
That Honkin Potato 2 years ago
That one post asking why we have decided not to have kids. this is why
DonnerDinnerParty 2 years ago
I'm so pissed off after reading these. Most of the examples are straight up due to lack of supervision and parenting! People should have to pass a test to be allowed to have children 🤦🏻♂️
John Topper 2 years ago
Try babysitting two hyperactive kids for an hour. One hour. They will either do something horrible, or "fall" off a cliff.
Load More Replies... XenoMurph 2 years ago
All the commenters pretending they were perfect children, and never did anything wrong. Think of the worst thing you did as a child, then imagine your parents putting it online for others to define you by your worst moment, not the other 99.99% of the time.
Prosando 2 years ago
I asked my parents and the dumbest thing I ever did was punch my dad lol
Load More Replies... Mariza 2 years ago
If this isn't an ad for not having kids I don't know what is! Partner and I don't want them and this has confirmed it, we'll stick to cars... much cheaper
RP 2 years ago
Don't have kids if you don't want them, a perfectly reasonable thing to do. BUT none if this is #kids being kids. It's all poor parenting
Load More Replies... Gøøse 2 years ago
What the fück is wrong with y'all and automatically blaming the parents? There are other influences in a child's life
majandess 2 years ago
No s**t. Not to mention that these aren't all from the same parent. It is unreasonable to expect a child to not do something crazy EVER. It's equally unreasonable to demand that parents supervise 100% of the time. Judging the entirety of a person's parenting skills by one moment captured on camera is not going to net you an accurate assessment.
Load More Replies... The Person 2 years ago
I AM NEVER BECOMING A PARENT!!!! Most of these things the kids are doing come from a lack of understanding, which often times people pass off as stupidity. However, the most important thing is supervision, and to have patience with kids, because their brains aren't fully developed. However. I do not posses the patience, among other qualities, to be a good parent. lol
That Honkin Potato 2 years ago
That one post asking why we have decided not to have kids. this is why
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