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You Are The Judge For These 25 Cringey Lines – Decide What’s Flirty And What’s Plain Terrible
So, today we have a few examples of what not to say when chatting up someone. At least that's what many people say. But, maybe here you’ll find the pick-up line that got you your significant other? Sometimes, the pick-up lines are more about delivery than about the text itself, however, today we’re only judging the latter.
This poll is a full-on journey of romance (?) and cringes, where you are in charge of rating all 25 of these pick-up lines. This is a good opportunity to have a good laugh, maybe reminisce about your courting days, or just to imagine how you would react if you were quoted one of these very, very cheesy pick-up lines 😖 🙄
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#1
“Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.”
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#2
“Are You A Loan? Because You've Got My Interest.”
Srinivasan S 5 months ago
Are you under 18? I'll become the president of America for you. Brought to you by Epstein Files
Crystalwitch60 5 months ago
Nope stop it ,that’s pathetic jeez do men really think us women fall for this c**p 😂
#3
“If You Were A Vegetable, You'd Be A Cute-Cumber.”
General Anaesthesia 5 months ago
"Cumber" has two main meanings: a verb meaning to hinder or burden and a noun referring to a hindrance or burden.
Chuck 5 months ago
I have dated, and have probably been, a cute hindrance or burden many times.
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#5
“If You Were A Triangle, You'd Be Acute One.”
#6
“If You Were A Song, You'd Be A Fine Tune.”
#8
“Are You A Magnet? Because I'm Attracted To You.”
#9
“Are You A Lightbulb? Because You Just Brightened Up My World.”
#11
“Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You've Got 'Fine' Written All Over You.”
Talis 5 months ago
It's an automatic parking garage from Volkswagen in Wolfsburg.
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#12
“Are You A Dictionary? Because You Add Meaning To My Life.”
#14
“Are You A Time Traveler? Because I See My Future With You.”
#15
“Are You A Keyboard? Because You're Just My Type.”
#16
“Are You A Power Outlet? Because You're Electrifying!”
MeowZedong 5 months ago
Are you a power outlet? Because everyone who puts there p***s in you ends up needing medical attention.
#17
“Are You A Bicycle? Because I Think You're Wheelie Nice.”
weatherwitch 5 months ago
Given the more usual meaning of a bike in these contexts that wasn't the way I saw this going 😮😂
#18
“Is Your Name Google? Because You've Got Everything I've Been Searching For.”
General Anaesthesia 5 months ago (edited)
Their AI (Authentic Ignorance) "facts" are wrong 73.141592653589% of the time. Personal experience.
Crystalwitch60 5 months ago
I do actually 🤷♀️issues with that ? 😂😂😂nothing wrong with it what so ever ,
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#22
“Are You A Pirate's Treasure? Because I'm Digging You.”
#24
“Do You Also Love Winter? Because I'm Snow Glad I Met You.”
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What do you think ?
Grape Walls of Ire 5 months ago
I'd be impressed with anyone who has the guts to actually walk up to a complete stranger and blurt one of these out.
Karl 5 months ago
I just tried them all on my wife. I think she’s filing for divorce. Thanks a bunch BP…
Lotekguy 5 months ago (edited)
If that's the outcome you were hoping for, you're welcome.
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Mel in Georgia 5 months ago
If you aren't into pick up lines (I think most are harmless and just silly) you can just ask them to repeat the question, saying you don't understand. Their reaction will tell you a lot about themselves.
Crystalwitch60 5 months ago
Oh dear god alive 🤦♀️these are down right PATHETIC !! Mega eye rolling ,n gos help any lunatic as tried these on me ,I’m not known for having a filter lmao they would be dust on carpet ,eugh
UKGrandad 5 months ago
The worst one I heard was when a guy walked up to a woman in a pub and said 'Hello. Do you fancy going halves on a bástard'?
Sarah 5 months ago (edited)
I don’t think many men use these seriously .. they are usually said to me anyway, in very much a jokey way. Maybe that’s is Irish and our sense of humour . Mind you I did get told I looked like a cartoon character in 2003 by a D lister Dublin celebrity (male - off his head in c*****e) I didn’t laugh at that as I was the butt of joke with his ‘cool other minor Celeb friends- all on coke) ( I’ve been told last 25yrs I’m a dead ringer for Liv Tyler .. not the best in 2003 when fake tan was at its peak usage and not looking like a snowman in a nightclub
Grape Walls of Ire 5 months ago
I'd be impressed with anyone who has the guts to actually walk up to a complete stranger and blurt one of these out.
Karl 5 months ago
I just tried them all on my wife. I think she’s filing for divorce. Thanks a bunch BP…
Lotekguy 5 months ago (edited)
If that's the outcome you were hoping for, you're welcome.
Load More Replies... Mel in Georgia 5 months ago
If you aren't into pick up lines (I think most are harmless and just silly) you can just ask them to repeat the question, saying you don't understand. Their reaction will tell you a lot about themselves.
Crystalwitch60 5 months ago
Oh dear god alive 🤦♀️these are down right PATHETIC !! Mega eye rolling ,n gos help any lunatic as tried these on me ,I’m not known for having a filter lmao they would be dust on carpet ,eugh
UKGrandad 5 months ago
The worst one I heard was when a guy walked up to a woman in a pub and said 'Hello. Do you fancy going halves on a bástard'?
Sarah 5 months ago (edited)
I don’t think many men use these seriously .. they are usually said to me anyway, in very much a jokey way. Maybe that’s is Irish and our sense of humour . Mind you I did get told I looked like a cartoon character in 2003 by a D lister Dublin celebrity (male - off his head in c*****e) I didn’t laugh at that as I was the butt of joke with his ‘cool other minor Celeb friends- all on coke) ( I’ve been told last 25yrs I’m a dead ringer for Liv Tyler .. not the best in 2003 when fake tan was at its peak usage and not looking like a snowman in a nightclub
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