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We love our pets but they can be incredibly naughty and mischievous animals at times. Like when your ferrets ‘accidentally’ order a phone from Amazon. Or when your doggos make a mess by eating toilet paper and pieces of a puzzle (and you were so close to finishing it, too!).
Pet owners are shaming their misbehaving pets by posting photos of them along with signs stating their ‘crimes.’ Bored Panda has collected some of the best pics, so scroll down, enjoy, and remember to upvote your fave ones. We’re sure that you’ve got some stories about your pets getting into shenanigans, too, dear Pandas—we’d love to read them in the comments! Bored Panda spoke about pet shaming, dog discipline, and positive reinforcement with Bill Lambert, Head of Health and Welfare at The Kennel Club. Read on for the full interview.
When you’re done with this list, we invite you to look through our earlier posts about the hilarious times that fish got shamed for being naughty, about mischievous cats, and about farmers who are shaming their chickens for their ‘crimes.’
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#1
There Are Two Types Of Doggos
varwenea 5 years ago
I literally started laughing out loud. Oh Huxley, what a little trouble maker.
Anna Repp 5 years ago
Don't assume! Maybe Huxley is so old now that he's like "Nah, had enough with all those rules and behaving well stuff!"
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Tovah Roche 5 years ago
I can't stop laughing because not only is it hilarious, the last line instantly made me think of "Fennntton!" which is equally hilarious.
The Emerald Triangle 5 years ago
Huxley only hears the Charlie Brown teacher voice "what waa waa waa waa."
The Emerald Triangle 5 years ago
Hugo: "Respect your elders and don't bite the hand that feeds you kid. That's my advice."
Kat Rogers 5 years ago
And Doesnt Hugo Just Look Like: I'M SUCH A GOOD, SMART PUPPER... Not having ANY MEMORY Of When HE Was Huxley's "Young & STILL Learning" Age!
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#2
He Even Looks Proud
Rissie 5 years ago
"I plead not guilty to this awful accusatory stereotype your honor!"
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savannah burrows 5 years ago
lmao they is pure gold! my black lab farted and scared herself lmao
alwaysMispelled 5 years ago
My dog scares himself almost anytime he farts! He looks back all surprised, jumps up, looks all around like he has no idea what happened LMFAO
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Binxyminxem 5 years ago
I said that out loud to my husband when I read this one! Lol
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Left This Note For My Husband
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago (edited)
My cats—-all 4 of them—-do this for treats, which they get once a day (they love the Temptations cat treats). My husband and I have to be sure to let each other know if we’ve already treated them because they will try to con us into giving them second treats. And believe me, they’re so good at the poor starving kitty act they should get a group Oscar.
Jo PP 5 years ago
Our cat is now at "Weight Watchers" at the vets because he has soooo many other houses. They call him Six Dinner Sid 😂
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Since I introduced my cat to shrimp that is all she wants. She will let me pick her up and love on her(as she's making a face) until I give her her daily shrimp. Then after she eats she won't let me love on her until it's shrimp time. If I do manage to get a hug in she goes and stands by her shrimp bowl after.
"We all love seeing dog pictures and videos on the internet, especially ones that show off their unique characters but we must remember that most behavior problems can often be a sign of something else, such as separation anxiety, fear, or simply being unsure of how to deal with a situation," Lambert warned.
"We are also not sure that dogs actually feel 'shame' or embarrassment in the same way that we do. The way that a dog acts will often reflect the tone of voice that’s being used to talk to it and it’s highly unlikely that it will associate past behaviors with what is happening right now. It’s very easy for us humans to misinterpret a dog’s emotions and behaviors," he said.
#4
I Just Thought My Mom Would Like Some Company
Perfumista Perfumista 5 years ago
and rightfully so, but if he/she knows those ferrets I'd be worried about the room service bill
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Bonnie Osborne 5 years ago
it's his first rodeo. you don't hear of that often. generally it's not someone's first rodeo.
Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago
He's looking at her like, "You live like this and make me live in a barn?!?!?"
#5
Throwback To When Dad Decided To Make Home Improvements I Didn’t Agree With
Esca Sav 5 years ago
I remember the time my dog was so excited about bath time that she Tokyo Drifted the corner straight into the bathroom and shattered our sliding glass doors when she jumped into the tub... She is 18 pound cockapoo. I still don't think it should've been possible
Maria Ines Molina 5 years ago
LOL I just pictured the Kool-Aid man coming through, which I know thanks to Family Guy, since there's no Kool-Aid in Argentina
#6
True Story
My husband and I went out to the garage to feed our black lab thus leaving the ferrets to their own devices. After a short time we returned to the following:
1. Someone had opened one of my husband's Harbor Freight emails and searched for item number "1q''''''smffmnnnn". There were no results.
2. Wesley (on the left) had ordered a Samsung Galaxy S4 for $180 using the ever so convenient Amazon one-click option.
3. Ryan (right) turned off the power strip which supplied the laptop, phone charger, ferret litter box ventilation fans, and the internet, but not before Wesley's purchase went through.
This is a true story. We canceled the order. We weren't really sure what to put in the explanation box.
Kanga9ine 5 years ago
Fickle Fingers of Frolicking Ferrets. I never even knew they could read. Im glad they never were able to get the Top Secret Security Clearance they were hoping for. Earth looks a whole lot different as seen from our new zip codes looking down and trying to find the neighborhood we used to grew up in.
The Kennel Club's Head of Health and Welfare pointed out that a lot of future problems can be prevented if animals are given lots of positive new experiences as early on as possible. "With older dogs, you may need help from a specialist trainer such as the Kennel Club Good Citizen Dog Scheme or with a Kennel Club Accredited Instructor."
Lambert believes it's possible to discipline dogs with positive reinforcement, without shaming them. "As the owner, you should take every opportunity to praise your dog for good manners, and instead of punishing them, divert them away from undesirable behavior, as this will reinforce the correct behavior."
He continued: "It is unfair and also counterproductive to punish them for something after the incident has taken place as they don’t know what they are being punished for. If you do catch your dog doing something that it shouldn’t, interrupt them and then distract them with a toy or a game and then praise them once they have stopped and are settled.”
#7
She Screamed At Dingleberry
Nannychachi 5 years ago
My Pomeranian stops wherever she is and won't move if poop is stuck in her butt hair. "Where's Madeline?" She's sitting in the hallway and won't move.
Binxyminxem 5 years ago
Awwww her little face! "But... but there was poop... and it was stuck to my butt! POOOOOOP!"
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago
My dog does this too, except without the screaming. I always ask him if his dingleberry is chasing him.
#8
Hamburger Thief
Dilly Millandry 5 years ago
I had a dog do that with a sandwich I was eating - it happened so quickly that I didn't have time to be frightened and the dog was only interested in my food. Fingers crossed it was the same for them.
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#9
I Feel Like A Little Bit Of Cat-Shaming Is Ok Here
mph seti 5 years ago
Why should he? He did the right thing. Hide/bury the poop.
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Christophe Beunens 5 years ago
well, Puddy reacted on its instincts : cat try to cover up their poop. Even if it is a poop sandwich they made out of it
Ola Polowczyk 5 years ago
Me and bf recently adopted two little kittens. We named them Scandal and Chaos. They work tirelessly to earn their names. We, on the other hand, might as well call ourselves Poop Cleaners :D
Lambert added that a trained dog is a happy dog and urged owners who are struggling with their dogs’ behavior to reach out to a trainer.
Bored Panda also spoke to Lambert about how dogs show that they’re anxious or frightened. “Anxious dogs tend to pant more and appear more thirsty than usual or be uninterested in their food. Other signs can include excessive yawning, licking, or curling its lips, an inability to settle, and other noticeable behavior changes,” he said.
“Prevention is always better than cure. However, if your dog is displaying anxious or frightened behavior try to act and behave as normal, keeping calm, happy, and cheerful and if they come to you for comfort, make sure you give it to them. However, if they do retreat, make sure to allow them their space.”
#10
Well, Pete Wasn’t Such A Good Boy Today
danielw 5 years ago
I think we just invented a new cereal for kids. and kid-like-adults. Now just need to find a way to make glitter harmlessly pass through...
Load More Replies... Binxyminxem 5 years ago
Just avoid the baubles (glass) you'll be fine! Lol
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Osgood_7 5 years ago
We put a fence up around our Christmas tree so the dogs can't get to it. Since one of them is named bear, we call it the bear-icade.
Kris “ADHD_Carrier” Dudoich 5 years ago
My grandmother had a German Shepherd who ate homemade Christmas ornaments covered in blue satin. My grandmother spent a week picking blue satin fabric out of the dog's poo!
Kat Rogers 5 years ago
OOOO LA LA~ FESTIVE 💩 IS FABBY! NOW if only by eating THE WRAPPING PAPER IT WOULD COME OUT GIFT 🎁 WRAPPED!
Mónica Elisabeth Sacco 5 years ago
Again, Indy, my late greyhound, ate the entire Nativity of our first Christmas tree (only baby Jesus remained safe!), besides some garlands. Same case of glittering poop.
#11
The Smile Says It All
Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago
Hoodie pee is all the love some people get out of this life. Stop complaining.
#12
Groundhog Day
Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
Yeah, of being overweight. He wouldn't have gotten stuck if he had been fit and slim. See, it is always somebody else's fault ...
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Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago
Mommy should buy her own shovel so she doesn't have to keep bothering the sheriff.
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
Just following his instinct... they were bred for that sort of thing.
fatso ratso 5 years ago
What he is saying "I'm sooooo sorry" What he is thinking "haha, that was funny!"
Helen Levy 5 years ago (edited)
I was wondering what that meant and this is what went on my head: Dog owner, calls sherrif. Sheriff: hi how can I help you? dog owner: our dog is stuck in a groundhog hole please come help--*sherrif hangs up* dog owner, redials: HELLO OUR DOG IS STUCK IN A GROUNDHOG HOLE PLEASE COME HELP
The pet shaming meme is a spinoff from the ‘Dogshaming’ Tumblr blog that was launched in 2012. It all started with a photo of a dachshund (aka a sausage doggo) with a sign saying, "I am an underwear eating jerk!" This then led to the creation of the ‘Dogshaming’ online community. They even have a website.
Eventually, people started posting photos of other misbehaving pets, not just dogs. We’ve had people shaming cats, fish, birds, and plenty more.
#13
Next Time, Pay Attention To Me
Bryn Tillberg 5 years ago
you know when a cat shows you their butt it means the love and trust you. true fact.
#14
Binx Has Officially Destroyed All The Living Room Blinds
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago (edited)
It is not really that blinds are nice, they are just ugly and wonky if they are even a little messed up
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Collin Edward 5 years ago (edited)
I like how your cat is named after a 200 year old, bewitched teenage boy that can't be killed until his bewitchers are caught
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
Binx looks a tad, erm intense... or maybe intent on destruction? (I got roller blinds without cords for this exact reason- affordable from IKEA).
Craig Lee 5 years ago
Those are crappy, cheap blinds. Nice ones are a lot sturdier and would hold up to a cat.
Maureen Rouse 5 years ago
Yeah! I can agree with that! Kitty has destroyed six of our sets of mini-blinds!
#15
This Happened Today On Our Walk
Laugh Fan 5 years ago
Really sorry for your loss. They are such wonderful creatures.
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danielw 5 years ago
Because they're morons. And their pets 'need to be free.'
Load More Replies... Kat Rogers 5 years ago
NOOOW THAT'S A VEEERY FRIENDLY PUPPER~ WHO KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT BOUNDARIES, PEOPLE TERRIFIED OF PUPPERS AAAND LAWSUITS! FUUUUNEEEE!!
Pam Harris 5 years ago (edited)
Doggy has a sweet personality. I could fall in love in a matter of minutes!!
Some animal welfare experts and vets believe that pet shaming might be detrimental to their wellbeing and undermines the animals’ dignity. According to some vets, the photos of pets that are looking guilty might actually show them afraid or anxious.
“The idea of shaming a dog is daft. Dogs don’t like having the mickey taken out of them and can undoubtedly plug into that. So why would you do that to your pet? You wouldn’t mock your family or your friends like this, so why your dog?” secretary of The Kennel Club, Caroline Kisko, told The Telegraph.
“It might be a bit of fun when it is kept to a reasonable level, but people take them too far and it stops being funny for the dog. Dogs have a level of dignity and we don’t want to undermine that. They are meant to be a companion, not a joke.”
#16
I Was Having A Good Morning. Everything Was Going Well. Then I Came Home To This Glitter Bomb
Francis 5 years ago
And you still gonna find glitter after that somewhere :D
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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
This reminds me of tinsel. We never use it at Christmas but we did last year. I've been still finding it everywhere. A week or so ago I found a string of it in a spider web at the edge of the garage. How? About a month ago we saw that several strings of it had been used in a birds nest in my front yard. I threw it all away in January so I I don't know how it is still showing up.
Laugh Fan 5 years ago
Spider is hoarding it so they can decorate their web - wants to be snazzier than your average spider!
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Sam Standerwick 5 years ago
I don’t know how old doggo is but even if he’s about in another 15 years you’ll still be finding glitter occasionally 😂
Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago
I think I rather have this all over my house to clean up than sand. So what if it looks as if a stripper merged with a fairy? Glitter spreads happiness! To some people.
#17
Self-Sufficiency Level: Unlocked
Darcey tore up the screen door, and now she uses it to go in and out
Wilma Sliwiak 5 years ago
I just don’t see innocence or shame, not at all
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Sue Hazlewood 5 years ago
Well if you don't provide her with one she has to get resourceful. LOL
#18
Sneaky Pooper
Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
This makes me wonder if the slippers have a certain fragrance to them that tells the hedgehog that they are the designated poop place. On the other hand, or should I say toe, it is as good a way as any for a wild animal to protest being locked up inside.
Ferenc Attila-Zoltan 5 years ago
African pygmy hogs aren't wild anymore, most of the aggression and self-reliance has been bred out of them. Now, they're just high maintenance pets. There are also long-eared desert hogs being sold as pets, those are much much wilder. I also work with wild european hedgehogs as a rehabber and I can very much confirm, if you leave a slipper or shoe where they can get to it (different footwear between areas, to prevent cross-contamination), it will get shat in.
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Kat Rogers 5 years ago
EEEWWW... BUUUUT, WAAAY BETTER THAN STEPPING OOON A HEDGEHOG! OOOOUCH!!
Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago
Had this problem in college in Cuernavaca, Mex. - only then it was either cockroaches or scorpions. You learn real quick to check your foot wear before putting it on.
#19
I Found Out I Wasn’t Included In Mum’s Next Holiday, So I Ate Her Passport
Ivy Ruonakoski 5 years ago
Shouldn't leave important stuff like that lying around...as a kid I doodled all over one. Still haven't lived it down.
#20
This Cat Being Publicly Fat-Shamed
YoyoSthlm 5 years ago
Omg get a sense of humor! I really don't think the cat cares...
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Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
This reminds me of an old friend in Boston who used to feed his dog, I think it was a Keeshond, on the front porch. The dog gained weight and was put on a diet with grated carrots and other vegs mixed in with the dogfood served up in the old cooking pot the dog ate from. The dog put on more weight. And then it got fatter. It took a newspaper article to solve the mystery. There was a photo of a dog going door to door in the neighbourhood with a cooking pot, asking for food. He would drop it with a clang-bang and then bark a couple of times. Who could possibly resist?
Kimberly Herbert 5 years ago
Keep the cat inside that will solve the problem and keep birds alive.
#21
This Cute Dachshund Surely Loves Pizza
tuzdayschild 5 years ago
Left the dog in the room alone with food. Food disappeared. Real mystery that.
Lyra Rey 5 years ago
I hope they followed up with a vet. That much fat in one meal can cause pancreatitis. Not that I'm judging. A few years ago my six pound dog somehow got hold of half a stick of butter. It happens to the best of us (and also to me), but it's important to follow up with a vet ASAP when it does.
Karen Johnston 5 years ago
It never ceases to amaze me the amount a dog can eat at one time. I've got a good appetite, but don't think I could eat an entire pizza in one sitting. :)
#22
Meatball Is A Jerk
Michelle Muirhead 5 years ago
somehow a dead mouse ended up in my slipper licked to death by my dog. It was a heck of a shock!
Nicola Roberts 5 years ago
A few years back I was out with friends, I was driving so no drink. However, about 1am my hysterical daughter phones me - there is a mouse in the house. So I left my friends to spend the next 2 hours rearranging furniture to catch the mouse. At 3 am I can confirm, in a sleepy UK town I managed to capture and release said mouse back into the garden! Thanks cat, I owe you!
AnnieLaurie Burke 5 years ago
I was trying to teach her to hunt. But, no! She is afraid of a mouse! I am amazed that humans have not all gone extinct from starvation. Big brains and opposable thumbs are wasted on that species.
Kris “ADHD_Carrier” Dudoich 5 years ago
Yep, I had a cat that brought me live birds, baby rabbits, and mice! They were all alive and I had to catch them all and try to release them without her catching them again!
Ruth Fichter 5 years ago
Mine caught a chipmunk. Fast little sucker. Cat looked so puzzled when I screamed at her to drop it.
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My cat does that up to six times per night, I've become a pretty nifty mouse catcher myself.
Jess-a-men 5 years ago
That might actually have been your cat's goal. It's probably really proud that it managed to teach you how to hunt.
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Melinda Stierns 5 years ago (edited)
I let my dog back in from outside she walk in with her head down, when I said her name I heard a plop and she took off as fast as she could I then realized she had brought in the house a dead and decomposing rabbit yuck!
#23
Dog Ate Husband's Teeth
My husband lost 2 front teeth due to a skateboarding accident. His new flipper wasn't comfortable and he took it out and left it on the end table. Leaving the room for a moment was all it took for our Daphnie to get a hold of them.
Daphnie was NOT hurt, what ever pieces she actually ingested passed without incident. The only thing this hurt was our budget! Even the best Dental Coverage doesn't replace teeth when your dog eats them.
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
My squirrel would look me right in my eyes as he would hide nuts in the wrinkles of blankets and as he patted them down to cover them. Nothing to see here.
Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
This really should be higher, the looks on both of them being the culprit. This is certainly a new version of "The dog ate my homework".
Liliane Morgan 5 years ago
Scamper chewed up one of Frank’s in-ear hearing aids. When I took it in to the store, the people in there had a good laugh.
Elana Moore 5 years ago
Expensive and embarrassing lesson learned by the human. Dog...not so much
#24
And This Happened
Francis 5 years ago
I actually think this is at a vet or zoo or something similar. can't explain the work part otherwise
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Rubyjune45 5 years ago
R thomas grill in Atlanta has tropical birds outside it. The food is also fantastic!
#25
Colin My Naughty Cockeral. The Kids Are Scared Of Him And So Are The Neighbors
Kevin Donegan 5 years ago
Rosters can be vicious. When I was 5 I was chased up a tree by our roster, fell out and broke my wrist. The roster was gone when I returned home from the hospital.
Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago
So....how was that chicken dinner you had the next day?
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Martha Riche 5 years ago
I grew up on a farm & we had 60 hens - we had a rooster who attacked me, and he was delicious in homemade chicken noodle soup that evening! Roosters, aka "cockerels" can be vicious, and can cause serious injury - those claws & spurs are sharp.
Ellen Daniels 5 years ago
NOT okay!!! I raise chickens, myself. Roosters & cockerals can easily blind a chid. NO, that is NOT urban legend! If yor NJ if was loose to threaten my child, iId.be after your a*s. Your neighbors should show up at your door with farm implements. What YOU are doing to your neighbors is NOT funny. Keep that boy on YOUR property!
Marilyn Holt 5 years ago
Oh I used to have to carry a rake for protection when our rooster was outside with the hens.
Leslea Freeman 5 years ago
OMG my uncle does the same and has had to use it too!
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Lynda Momalo 5 years ago
Birds have never forgotten that they are the descendants of dinosaurs.
#26
These Bad Dogs Deserved To Have Some Dog-Shaming For This One
Jane Thorne-Gutierrez 5 years ago
Well, might have been intended as a SELF-CLEAN option... don't judge!
Kat Rogers 5 years ago
THAT'S PURRTY DOGGONE DREADFUL! NO DINNER FOR YOU! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS~ OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!! OR back to NO Dinner? AWWWW, THEY WERE JUST HAVING FUN~ DID ANYONE TELL THEM TO LEAVE THE 🚽 PAPER ALONE?!?! I'LL BET YOU NOT~ SO HOOOW WERE THEEEY TO KNOW?!?! SHEESH, HUMANS...
Elana Moore 5 years ago
The one on the left looks like he's saying "it was his/her idea" . The one on the right looks like he's/she's saying "NO IT WASN'T!!!"
#27
Atlas The Service Dog Sits In Front Of The Camera With A Toothy Grin Wearing A Sign That Says "Mom’s Underwear Is Not A Present For Guests"
Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago (edited)
When I was younger one of our dogs ate my mums undies and had something sticking out of her a**e. I drew the short straw and had to remove it, it ended up being the elastic of my mums knickers.
Dave Chapman 5 years ago
Yah...I had to do the GSD & sock thingy once, the howling was terrifying! (not sayin who was doing the most howling)
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Ivy Ruonakoski 5 years ago
Who leaves their underwear lying around where dogs can get at them?
Barbara Dixon 3 years ago
I was missing a whole bunch of my underwear, had no idea where they were. Went outside to hang the laundry up to dry and my dog had taken half a dozen pair out of the dirty laundry hamper, taken them outside, and chewed the crotch out!
Mary Popps 5 years ago
Ah ah. When I was a child, my cat stole my panties and hid them in my mother's bed ^^'
#28
Shame On You
Kat Rogers 5 years ago
OMG, IS THAT A BABY FERRIE?!?! SOOOO CUTE... AND JUST AS EVIL AS THE ADULTS!!
#29
“I Just Had To Explore That Noise In The Bushes At 3am, I Only Wanted To Play But Mr. Skunk Was Not Having It"
Truth Monster 5 years ago
there is a remedy that works pretty well for skunk spray. hydrogen peroxide, dawn and baking soda are the ingredients.
Francis 5 years ago
i just wonder: h2o2 bight bleach the dogs fur or harm his skin, doesn't it? But i can imagine that it helps
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Zanjero Johnson 5 years ago
YES my husky 9 times now !!! and he is 14 now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IMG_5562Ed...9f312a.jpg 
Melissa Nunya 5 years ago
My moms poor dog ran up to say Hi to a skunk in a bush. Then he was sad because no one wanted to sit next to him even after several baking soda baths. He kept looking at all of us like why are you being so mean?
SoozeeQ 5 years ago
Aww. The poor little darling was probably desperate for comfort, too - especially after all those baths!
Load More Replies... Kat Rogers 5 years ago
TIIIIME FOR A BLOODY MARY... YOU CAN HOLD THE VODKA IN THE PUPPER'S TOMATO JUICE BATH! YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED ALL OF THAT VODKA FOR YOURSELF!!
Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
It was like nothing I've ever seen or smelled before................ever.
#30
Let’s Not Forget About The Other Sketchy Character Living In Our House
Leo Domitrix 5 years ago
Yeah. Harmless snake in my case, but he was so happy to bring me something to play with... The snake was more freaked out than we were by far.
deanna woods 5 years ago
In my house, they wouldn't be slithering for long because the minute I saw them would be the minute they leave.
#31
Bovine Business Calls
Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
And then you answer "Well, I didn't get to milk them yet"
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Lyra Rey 5 years ago
I once fostered a giant dog who would sing like a whale from her crate at night unless I slept on the couch in the same room with her, which I usually did because I lived in an apartment building and I was afraid the neighbors would complain and I wouldn't be allowed to foster dogs anymore. I eventually caved and let her sleep in my room, but she inevitably got in bed with me while I was asleep. Wouldn't have been a problem if she weren't such a mattress hog.
Karen Lyon 5 years ago
I had a cat who hated it when I was on the phone. He'd meow like no one's business. I had to make a call to the university where I was in grad school one day about some minor thing. Toward the end of the call, the sweet young lady on the other end said, "I had better let you go so you can take care of your baby." Bwaahaahaa. She thought it was hilarious that it was just my jealous cat.
#32
Stealth Licker
Allen 5 years ago
Where did he keep the toast for such a little dog to get to them? On the floor??
Alex Bailey 5 years ago
How do you miss that your toast has been licked and the peanut butter removed. Not the dogs fault!
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Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago
Especially when you consider that before he licked off the peanut butter he ate some litter box crunchies.
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Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
Damn, laughing and drinking at the same time equals danger for the keyboard!
AnnieLaurie Burke 5 years ago
Good boi! You saved your Dad from ingesting all those extra calories! You bravely sacrificed yourself to protect him from overeating! What a selfless, brave boi!
#33
Had A Bit Of A Scare Yesterday When I Got Home. There’s Never A Dull Moment With These Two, I Swear
Beverly 5 years ago
Believe it or not, I had a dog that did this too. She woke up the next morning weaving drunk.
AnnieLaurie Burke 5 years ago
At least your kitty friend appreciates your creativity! Did she teach you to climb, too?
katboxjanitor 5 years ago
Lucky the vet got the rolls out, the yeast ferments, but if the dough rises it is a really bad thing. So happy all ended up well.
Marion Friedl 3 years ago
OMG baking yeat is toxic for cats and dogs, I´m glad you threw that raw bread dough up.
#34
What You Snackin’ On, Willis?
Elsahthescienceguy 5 years ago
There are some leashes that can move with the dog ( I guess they are called leads where you are from) and to stop them from going to far or doing something like stealing a cookie you would have to lock the leash (lead) so they can’t go far
Load More Replies... Musashi 5 years ago
Kids don't need cookies. They give them cavities. He's doing them a favor.
Amanda Sherland 5 years ago
Ya! And hey, while we're on the subject: kids really shouldn't be using playgrounds either. They might get hurt you know?
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#35
I Ate Alexa And I’d Do It Again I Tells Ya
Dorothy Parker 5 years ago
I ate Alexa too. Oh, that's not a Cockney accent?
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Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
The dog understands more than you do. Boot that spy out of your house!
deanna woods 5 years ago
If I were a dog, so would I. For no other reason than to get her to shut up.
Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago
For the best... dog was protecting his humans' home from illegal electronic infiltration.
Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago
Does that mean hubby bought Alexa against your wishes? I hope he doesn't listen to her more than you. You can always change the voice to Samuel L Jackson or others. :)
Load More Replies... AnnieLaurie Burke 5 years ago
Good boi!!! Millions of humans all over the world appreciate that you struck a blow against this obnoxious, invasive idiot! If I had your address, I'd send you a box of organic liver biscuits!
#36
Then I Run Into My Cat Cave And Hide
Aybike Avşar 5 years ago
oh, presumably you haven't sniff a cat fart. that's fatal. urgh..
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DancingToMyself 5 years ago
Yeah, some people are weird. Strangely weird. :/
Load More Replies... Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
The kitten gets startled by the farts, but it was a good excuse for showing off that lovely cat cave.
KombatBunni 5 years ago
What I find funny is when they fart on you, and then look at you as if you're the one who did it..
Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago
That bed/teepee/cave is so cute. It looks like a soft vase. Kitty looks as if it regrets it's actions yet wants to know if the coast is clear at the same time.
#37
Taste-Test Concludes: February Least Filling
#38
I’ve Been Told This Belongs Here, And I’m Inclined To Agree
Tovah Roche 5 years ago
He looks like he's letting his human know she won't be so lucky in murder plot B.
DancingToMyself 5 years ago
It's mom knows how to take a shower? What an amazingly advanced cat.
Vicki Perizzolo 5 years ago
oh no!! lmao!!! I have fears of exactly that happening...except I'll probably break an ankle
Elsahthescienceguy 5 years ago
I’m one of those people who laughs at inappropriate times (it’s becoming a problem, but we are working on it) and imagining this made me laugh so hard!
#39
Candy (Left) And Casper (Right). Casper Is Pretty Stupid. Picture Says It All
KT Trondsen 5 years ago
I'd be pissed at the dog sitter for bringing drugs into my home more than the dog eating them!
Sardonic Scribe 5 years ago
It's cannabis (legal in many places), not heroin. Key word here is RESPONSIBILITY. When you have cannabis products around animals and children always ensure the product is stashed away in a safe, childproof container. We've had a cannabis friendly lifestyle for over 20 years and have never had any issues with our dogs ingesting it.
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Dave In MD 5 years ago
While I am not a fan of or user of edibles, don't act like she brought heroin in the house and was shooting up in the living room. Not much different than having a pack of cigarettes in her purse. As long as she was not using them while working it is none of your business if she has them in her purse or not.
Anne 5 years ago
This was my first thought too.. uhuh.. the sitter... right..
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Lou Lopez 5 years ago
As a giant stoner who also runs a petsitting gig on the side, I can tell you that the dog would most likely have recovered, and that the sitter is ABSOLUTELY in the wrong. I treat my belongings very seriously; I never leave anything where a dog could get into it, and I never leave dogs alone around my possessions. Until you know whether the dogs you are watching have allergies, bad manners (stealing from the table), or a history of stealing from people you HAVE to be a**l about keeping your stuff dog proof. Don't leave chargers plugged in, don't leave things on counters or tables, and move everything into the room with you and shut the door. If the dog has to be in the room with you, put your stuff in a closet or the bathroom and shut the door. I've been very lucky that the only "dog ate __" stories I have are funny (dog ate a Thai chili that dropped on the floor and was fine) and not tragic. Edibles are unlikely to be dangerous, but if that had been ibuprofen that dog would have died.
JiangHui 5 years ago
I personally do not smoke (I work in the medical field—M.D) so I don't have much downtime to really trust myself to smoke cannabis and be completely alert for my next rounds (perks of working in the trauma unit). I don't mind people smoking cannabis. I cannot and SHOULD NOT ever try and dictate the way someone lives their lives unless it is harmful to their well-being. Cannabis has its perks but it also has its....warnings. I would not necessarily call it a gateway drug, but it does impair the mind and alter a brain's "natural chemicals". Be responsible while using to ensure the safety of yourself AND OTHERS.
Christina Uhlir 5 years ago
Cannabis should be legalized only for medical purposes. In many cases it's better option than pharmaceutical drugs.
Load More Replies... katboxjanitor 5 years ago
Damned dog sitter has been put on notice, or replaced. If they "didn't know" they shouldn't be in charge of beings who don't recognize personal boundaries.
John Baker 5 years ago
My dog would never think of getting into anyone's purse.
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Demi Zwaan 5 years ago
Well, glad she wasn't your babysitter. What an a*s to bring drugs into your home.
Aneese 5 years ago
Oh please. Get off your high horse (no pun intended). No different than alcohol, aspirin, Aleve, etc. Altho, MUCH less likely to be involved in any violent behavior, driving impaired. etc. Not saying it would not happen, just less likely. Not like this was meth or heroin. The dog was the bad boi here, not the dog sitter.
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Apparently Puzzles Are A Delicious
Leo Domitrix 5 years ago
Geez, my cats just hide the pieces in their "toy stash" under the couch....
#41
Pearl Had One Job
Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago
I thought the friends were going to be raccoons. But mice? Bad Garfield.
#42
Cat Doesn’t Know How To Cat. He’s Lucky He’s Cute
Michelle C 5 years ago
I totally find it to be profiling that just because he's a cat he is expected to catch mice...lol
Aileen Grist 5 years ago
one of my cats sits on the bench and watches the baby/young rats play underneath it.
#43
Little Furball Cost Me $65 And An Hour In The Cold
#44
Precision Chewer
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago (edited)
Especially about getting the cat blamed for his crimes! You just know the cat is plotting some sweet revenge.
Load More Replies... Thalia Lovering 5 years ago
Sounds like something a cat would do and let the dog get the blame.
#45
Happy Birthday, Linda
Chris Jones 5 years ago
Hope it wasn't a chocolate cake as that would be poisonous for the dog!
togcrewsc 5 years ago
It only is for some dogs, a friend of mine's dog ate 2 gallons of chocolate fudge ice cream. He had really black poop for a while. They took him to the vet and he was fine.
Load More Replies... Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
My mother made a sponge cake in a loaf form and left it on the countertop to cool. The two end pieces were still there but the middle was gone when she came back to the kitchen a little later. Da dog was mighty pleased.
#46
Yeah I’m Pet-Shaming A Turtle
Raine Soo 5 years ago
I had a red slider turtle for almost 20 years. She was pretty fast when you put her on the ground. But, she never poop bombed me.
Bumblebee 5 years ago
The fact that turtles are slow is a myth. Turtles are fast! When my red ear sliders were tiny babies and my sister and I were young, we held "turtle races" in the backyard (even though both of them were mine) and had to run after them! Tortoises are slow, but turtles.. nope! They can be pretty fast!
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#47
Poppy
Justina Brazevičiūtė 5 years ago
My cat did the same when she was little. She is white and I am blond so it took me a minute to realize why she has such a long whiskers...it was just a strand of my hair in her mouth...
Leo Domitrix 5 years ago
We had to recently eject one cat from our bedroom. I was like, "Why am I getting this bald spot?"... And then we realized... And I thought it was weird when a cat just licked my head sometimes. Nopee. My Covid Haircut, by Cat.
#48
Last Night Was Fun
#49
Not The Most Incorrect Response, But I'm Not A Fan Of The Visits From Animal Control
deanna woods 5 years ago
I can say this because I am religious, but no one wants to have some stranger knocking on their door and trying to persuade them to join their religion, so I think that this is funny.
#50
He’s More Of A Used Coffee Grounds And Banana Peel Kinda Dog
BeazleBug 5 years ago (edited)
I have 2.5 rescue pugs and half a chihuahua. The "chug" learned early on that while he can depress the pedal, he was too small to reach the open lid....so he has "trained" the full size pugs to stand on the pedal....he then jumps onto their backs and removes trash for all to enjoy. When I added hook and loop closures to the lid, they used the same tactic to chew those off...
#51
I Chew Holes In Mommy’s Panties So I Can Fight Crime As The Masked Wrestler Dynamite Daisy
#52
Eleven Busted Through The Glass Front Door Like The Kool-Aid Man
Liam Walsh 5 years ago (edited)
Had to google this one... never seen kool aid or the ads so t'was a bit of a mystery!!
Chris Jones 5 years ago
They are - as someone who has walked into a clear glass door I can speak from experience.
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Carol Taylor 5 years ago
a few years bag my little girl BROKE my bedroom window trying to get out to a spoodle that was being walked passed our place..she goes mad when ANY dog goes by, but this time she actually got out, and l wasn't home at the time..
#53
This Just Happened
Magda_lena 5 years ago
I don't know how it works in the states but over here you have to fill in lots of documents and they won't give you the money right away. I know... it's weird.
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Ivy Ruonakoski 5 years ago
Don't leave your money lying around! I don't have any dogs and I still keep my money in a wallet.
Liam Walsh 5 years ago
They might have had plenty of money when they first got the dog - life changes. Also, pet insurance can also take care of those nasty bills. It's far cheaper than leaving it to chance.
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I Was Labrador Retrieving Them
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago
As if dog farts aren’t bad enough already, Ellie has to add even more rotten egg smell. I’ll bet that her farts not only make the paint peel off the walls, they now melt the drywall under the paint as well.
#55
You Don’t Need Memories, You Have Me
Sperenity 5 years ago
The CD still looks inoperable. Imagine the families' reaction.
Load More Replies... Ivy Ruonakoski 5 years ago
Another case of stupid hoomans leaving stuff just lying around w***y nilly.
Allen 5 years ago
If these photos were so treasured, why keep them somewhere where such a small dog can reach it. Stupid...
Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
Isn't it easy to find faults with others? Who keeps their CDs out of reach from the dog?
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I Had No Idea The House Two Doors Down Had A Feeding Station For Stray Cats
Demi Zwaan 5 years ago
Another reason to not let your pets roam free. They are YOUR pets, keep them indoors and/or in a well fenced of garden or in a pen.
DancingToMyself 5 years ago
Yep. I think this is a mom shaming, not a cat shaming.
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It’s Not What It Looks Like
#58
Well, This Happens On The Regular And In A World Of Animal Shaming
M O'Connell 5 years ago
I have a neutered male who "enjoys" anything made of fleecy material, which is why we can't have any in the house...
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#59
Mango Enjoys Riding In Mom's Hoodie. And Also Pooping In Mom's Hoodie
Raine Soo 5 years ago
Mango is a really cute albino ball python. But, don't tell my sister I said that because snakes scare the bejeezus out of her. I am sure Mang is going: Heh.
Leslea Freeman 5 years ago
I haaaaaate snakes with a passion! But I do have to admit that Mango does have a cute face!
#60
There’s No Place Like Home
Samantha Hurrell 5 years ago
This is why we never leave our girl roaming, when we know there's mail due. She chewed up my sister's birthday card, luckily the £20 inside was fine.
#61
I Thought Public Shaming Was Banned In The Middle Ages
#62
She Has No Shame
Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago
What were the villagers made of? Wet cat food? Catnip? Rice Krispies?
#63
Pawblo Pupcasso Is Back
Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
Left alone for too long and with too little exercise. Dogs are not dolls.
M O'Connell 5 years ago
It's entirely possible that "too long" is highly variable, and this could have begun 5 minutes after they left.
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Unfortunately, Things Don't Always Go According To Plan
#65
Sorry Not Sorry
Paper A 5 years ago
What a rude guy, I've got one of those. He only wants a toy if our other cat has it, buying things in sets of two doesn't help.
Liam Walsh 5 years ago
It truly doesn't - they'll still both want the same one.
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Parrot Shaming Is A Thing, Right?
DancingToMyself 5 years ago
Good thing your mom has noticed that your poo is inside that bowl.
Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago
She finally noticed, after how long ? Hahaha
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Now That We Are 24/7 Together, I Thought It Was Time To Public Shame This Girl For Everything She Does In Front Of My Eyes
Thalia Lovering 5 years ago
I would investigate the litterbox thing. Maybe it is dirty or she doesn't like the type of litter.
#68
My Little Diva
Nothanks L. Walk 5 years ago
Oh well of COURSE it does, can't you tell that's a scaley unicorn? They only eat car parts dontcha know?? If you can't be bothered caring for an animal properly, get a fkn barbie and stop forcing your idiotic dietary dictatorship on innocent animals.
#69
Monty's Little Fetish
#70
Rated 7/10 (Imdb), 81% (Rotten Tomatoes) & 4 Paws Out Of 5 (Josie Scale)
Gwen Pollock 5 years ago
We had to finally start turning our remotes over because our cats would walk on them and order adult movies!
#71
Cat Shaming
Nothanks L. Walk 5 years ago
*sigh* PEBKAC... RTFM people. Do not leave animals, children, or those of diminished mental capacity, unattended near your devices. Also, a skull that size lacks the biteforce to cause complete failure of a motherboard. Your repairman is lying to you.
#72
He Only Pulled The Plants Out And Left Them On The Floor To Die, The Pot And Plants Were Unharmed Otherwise
#73
I Tried To Keep It For Later
#74
Fun Fact: I Wasn’t Always A Very Good Girl
Perfumista Perfumista 5 years ago
Had to get rid of that horrible clean scent and silky texture
Load More Replies... Karen Johnston 5 years ago
Mine do this too. I'm told that because of their keen sense of smell, the shampoos we use on them are overwhelming, and they want to get rid of the scent.
#75
MJ And Gizmo
#76
I Don’t Fart Often, But When I Do...
fro_st puppy 5 years ago
yeah it could be the food you are giving him maybe? try changing and see what happens. or maybe its not the kibble and if you give leftovers to your dog it may be something like that?
Load More Replies... Elsahthescienceguy 5 years ago
Omg my dog is scared of farts period! Even if they come from farts! It’s so funny because whenever he or someone else farts he runs away. And when you have to get up you can just make a fart noise and he will run away
#77
I’m Pretty Sure It’s A Delicacy Somewhere
Lisa Hutchinson Harris 5 years ago
Well that is why I don't let my dog and or cat lick my face especially my mouth LOL
#78
Shots Fired, Litttle Jerk
alwaysMispelled 5 years ago
Fish probably popped his head out of the water and bit the hand. They can do that.
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#79
Cat Shaming Post. I Love You You Old Fart
#80
Of Corso I’m Stressed
"It was stressful times. I was left to my own devices at my grandparent’s house when my mom’s grandfather was in the hospital dying. I had to eat my grandma’s tasty couch. So sorry"
Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
That, and too little exercise and too many hours left alone because the owner was busy with much more pressing matters.
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Someone Had To Clean It Up
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago (edited)
Yeah, I’ve is a connoisseur of cat poop, especially if it’s covered in litter sprinkles, so he’s not allowed on the back (screened in) porch where we keep the litter boxes (we installed a cat—-but not dog—-sized door in our back door so they can get to them).
Load More Replies... Elsahthescienceguy 5 years ago (edited)
My dogs eat cat puke and their own puke. Makes it easier for me because I’m the only one in the family (besides my dad and he is always busy) that can stomach cleaning it up.
#82
This Is Nola. Nola Likes To Eat Underwear
Wonderful 5 years ago
It smells like their human and they like that. A lot.
Load More Replies... Kathy Baylis 5 years ago
I had a friend whose dog had a penchant for eating out the crotches of her husband’s underwear. Wonder if an animal psychologist would say that has some rather Freudian implications...
#83
Oops Poops
Martti Laurson 5 years ago
There is a remedy for that. Close the freaking washing machine's door
Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
Yes, BUT you are supposed to keep it open to avoid mold and bacteria taking over
Load More Replies... Crazydoglady 5 years ago
Front loading washers need to be open for longer too or they really stink.
Celeste Grant 5 years ago
They can start to smell of you keep the door shut all the time.
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#84
I Ate The Couch
#85
He Can Be Such A Pain. I'm Pretty Sure He Stole Them Cause I Cleaned His Cage When He Didn't Want Me To
Elsahthescienceguy 5 years ago
Bunnies are really hard to take care of because they get depressed when you don’t hang out or play with them. Maybe that why little bunny stole keys
#86
Shih Tzu Shaming
Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
Not all bark collars give electrical shocks. Some give a sound signal that only they can hear and some spray a citronella spray. The electric bark collars are illegal in my state.
Load More Replies... Wonderful 5 years ago
They should have a rule that no commercials have knocking or doorbells same with on the radio with police sirens and honking. Nothing like driving and then instantly worried someone is honking at you and yada yada.
Carrie de Luka 5 years ago
Yes! I have also noticed that in many dramas the night time scenes contain an obligatory dog barking in the background... before getting my current dog I was completely oblivious to this but he seems to think it's VITAL that he has a barking frenzy in case I miss it.
Load More Replies... Kathy Baylis 5 years ago
They’re just being true to their breed. These are dogs bred to guard Buddhist monasteries—-not for the size of their bodies, but for the volume of their barks—-to warn the monks of intruders.
Christophe Beunens 5 years ago
They look like the gremlins. They multiplied when fed after midnight
#87
My Bad
#88
No Comment
LottieH 5 years ago
Monika, Google "sarcasm". It will help you so much on this site 👍
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Lani Was A Little Embarrassed And Didn’t Want Us To Post This
Lillukka 5 years ago
My old cat would pinch woolly socks and lick them wet.
Load More Replies... Nothanks L. Walk 5 years ago
There's a rugmuncher joke in there somewhere, but I'm too exhausted to go down that rabbithole.
#90
Asha’s Attempt At Cubism
My loving malamute likes to leave me toilet-paper art to express her anger about me leaving her. This is one of a long series
Kwj 5 years ago
And Malamute's and Hysky's are hard to stimulate properly both mentally and physically. That's why I'll never have one of those beautifull dogs, my life is not cut out for the amount of training and stimulation they need
Load More Replies... Ivy Ruonakoski 5 years ago
Do people really live with all the bathroom/laundry doors open at all times? I can't stand open doors (unless someone is in the room), so my cat never gets into anything he's not supposed to.
#92
Silly Scout
#94
You Like My New Wig?
#95
After That I Ate Some Coupons
#96
Poop Happens
Leslea Freeman 5 years ago
Aww, I had a lil Yorkie named Rikki, he was the smallest (runt) of the little!!! So small and cute but they usually only like one person.
#97
Minty Fresh Dog Breath
"We ate the mints. But we unwrapped them first"
Elsahthescienceguy 5 years ago
My dog ate a whole container of tic tacs once and we didn’t realize until we smelled them on her breath
Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago
I knew a German Shepard that somehow unwrapped candy before eating it..
#98
I Was Super Busy While Mom And Dad Were At Work Today. Mom Is Dog Shaming Me For It
Liam Walsh 5 years ago
Sadly, this is to do with people getting dogs when they don't really have the appropriate lifestyle. At least use doggy day care if you want a dog and work. Anyone down-voting this doesn't appreciate what dogs really need. When I have adopted rescue dogs it is a condition that they aren't left often or for long.
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She’s Hot-Boxering Me
Chris Jones 5 years ago
Very true. If your dog farts a lot then try different food but do it gradually as changing food can also upset a dog's stomach. Also giving them too much human food...
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#100
I Made A Mistake Today, And Mom Got Real Mad. I Had To Sit In My Crate For Awhile, Then Take My Mugshot. I Think I Learned My Lesson
#101
These Two
Linda Roy 5 years ago
I've owned several piggies and eating poop is what they do sometimes. It's gross, but normal.
Roxy222uk 3 months ago
Is it the same as with rabbits? As in there are two types of faeces, and one of them is designed to be eaten and redigested to get all the goodness out of it? In which case it isn’t gross because it’s normal. Or is it like with whippets that just do it for a laugh? In which case it is gross.
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#103
Mizzy’s Yearly Reminder Every Time This Photo Pops Up Again
Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago
It looks as if Mizzy is wearing a black veil for the funeral of their freedom.
#104
Her First BnE
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago
Bunny, who was being held hostage inside the house. It was a rescue mission.
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#105
"I Over Trusted A Fart On My Mom's Pillow"
#106
On The Plus Side, I’m Not A Picky Eater
Fred and George Weasley 5 years ago
maybe get some chew toys or more if u have any. dogs chew stuff but maybe he/she has run out of stuff to chew
Megan Navonod 5 years ago
Look at that face! You can tell he's just like "And I'd do it again b****"
Elsahthescienceguy 5 years ago
My cat kept finding nerf bullets and eating them. He started not eating his own food and thats when we realized that he was eating them. Guess who also didn’t learn his lesson and ate nerf bullets again? That’s right. My cat.
#107
My Name Is Baxter And I Have Had 2 Baths In 2 Days Coz I Like To Play With My Own Poop And Dead Rats
#108
It's My Dane's First Birthday Today
#109
Boys Spa Day! Ears, Nails, Brushing And One Of Us Had A Bath
#110
Ouch, This One Hurts
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago
Wonder what Faulkner would have to say about that. Something rather southern gothic, I guess.
#111
I Like To Shred, Chew The Crotches Out Of Panties, And Then Proceed To Eat Them. I Have Already Eaten 5 Pairs. My Hooman Tries To Hide Them From Me But I Chewed A Hole In The Hamper And Hit The Jackpot
#112
I Didn’t Mean We Were Literally Going To Devour This Book, Goldfish
M O'Connell 5 years ago
I used to work at a library, I recall finding a book in the return bin that had a damp muddy paw print in it.
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Remember To Smile
M O'Connell 5 years ago
That seems more like a GSD sort of thing to do... but alright.
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Cat Shaming
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago
Hey, I’m supposed to be in the script—-I think I add depth and context to the scene!
Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago
She looks a lot like one of my cats that does the same type of thing.
#117
Someone Got Out Of His Kennel Last Night And Reduced Two Clothes Baskets To Mulch
#118
Does Apple Care Cover This?
#119
Missy Is On The Constant Look-Out For A Dog Treat. Today, She Thought She Could Find One In Our Closet. No Luck
#120
Jack-Hammer Renovations
#121
After 1.5 Years With Us, Dixie Mae Did Her First Naughty Thing
#122
Kaia Is Sick Of This Quarantine As Well
#124
Expensive Meal, I Should Really Learn To Chew My Food. Don't Swallow Manderins And Lemons Whole
Demi Zwaan 5 years ago
Holy s**t. What did they have to do? My cat had multiple surgeries for that price, including a perineal urethrostomy. This bill is insane.
Anne 5 years ago
Welcome to the United States of America, I guess? It's a lot cheaper here, that's for sure. I remember when I lived there how expensive care is, both for humans and pets.
Load More Replies... Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago
fruity. How could real fruit do so much damage? I would expect that if they were fake.
Adele Maestranzi 5 years ago
I just spent $1900 on dental surgery to have nine bad teeth removed from my old dog. There goes the stimulus.
#125
I'm A True Gastronaut
#126
Also, That Is A Little Piece Of Her Shame Sign In Her Mouth
#127
Unfortunately, They Have No Appreciation For Art
#129
Yet She’s Still My Best Friend
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago
Our dog, Scruffy, lays in front of—-or on top of—-the A/C vents in summer. He hates hot weather, and we have to literally drag him out on his leash so he can pee and poop. Otherwise, he’d hold it all day to avoid going outside. And we have a nice big yard with plenty of shade trees.
#130
Beds Are For Eating
#131
Selt-Suficient Treat Bandit
Magpie 5 years ago
um... it contains a lot of protein. And dogs are natural scavengers.
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#132
Wall Nibbler
#133
A Little Cat Shaming On This Wonderful Monday Morning
Ivy Ruonakoski 5 years ago
I wonder why that is? Mine ALWAYS finds a rug to puke on as well, especially in the dead of night.
Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago
To annoy us is my assumption. Not only do my cats attempt to vomit on my bed while I'm sleeping in it, but also the carpet hours after I've vacuumed. cat-alarm-...fa6ef7.jpg 
Audra Sisler 3 years ago (edited)
I use to have a newspaper staged in different areas of the house and when I would hear cat start to puke I would literally grab the newspaper and find the cat and slide the paper on the floor to catch the puke! Never had to clean up cat puke off the carpet!! 😁😁😁
#134
“I Like To Bark & Rip Paper During Mommy’s Work Conference Calls!”
#135
He’s A Very Needy Puppy
banana 5 years ago
I don't think the dog is lonely if that's what you're worried about. It says he is a puppy, some puppies are just very destructive.
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Way To Ruin The Party Hooman
#137
It’s Called A Trash Can, Not A Trash Can’t
#138
Uh Oh! They Found Out I Chewed The Wii Sensor Bar Today
CaptainDinosaur 5 years ago
It's a motion sensor for a video game system.
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At Least Bathing The Dog Was Something To Do
M O'Connell 5 years ago
Judging by the decor... Grandma might need a hand bathing a wiggly pup.
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Sometimes They Deserve Their Shame
KittyComics 5 years ago
why shame them? that's just their natural behavior, something they have adapted to over the years
Francis 5 years ago
Its own? Good! Other cats? Normal! Hoomas? ... Well if the cats like this...
Load More Replies... Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago
I love how the box is so small, yet kitty still makes itself comfy in it.
#141
Baylee On The Left, Buddha On The Right
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What do you think ?
tuzdayschild 5 years ago
This is probably wrong but I don't care. Since she was a puppy, whenever I leave the house, I give my dog a treat. My leaving is a positive thing to her. She's excited to see me leave and return.
Merlyn Emrys 5 years ago
Positive reinforcement isn't wrong. it's the best. My dog dances when I put my shoes on because she knows if I leave the house she gets a peanut butter kong treat. She *used* to have separation anxiety issues.
Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix 5 years ago
Zoom meeting last week. Everyone hears the melodic tones of my cats both asking for attention, and then one of them gave a great view of her nostrils. *sigh*
Charlie Hyduk 4 years ago (edited)
SMH bro my wife pissed on the floor today
Load More Replies... Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
Some of these are really and truly hilarious but most are examples of what dogs resort to when they do not get the exercise they need and are left alone for too long getting bored out of their wits. Dogs Are Not Dolls.
Cécile Voltolin 5 years ago
So right. No exercise drive them crazy and agressive. And no big dogs in small appartments.
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Albert Ambrosia 5 years ago
My 2nd dog Tag Along a fox terrier was a card. He loved going for car rides and would stand in the middle of the front seat paws on the dashboard and would always cut the foulest farts pointed at the passenger, usually my poor mum. When she died he was 30 miles away and wailed and howled for 3 days. When we went to the grave 2 ft of snow and ice and no headstone yet, none of us humans could find her grave. Tag Along did in 10 mins. Now explain how this could be, she was in a metal coffin, inserted into a vault 6 ft deep, 2 ft of ice and snow and he never had been there before? He dug thru the snow and there was the plaque for the tombstone folks to put the stone in the Spring. I have had over 200 dogs in close to 70 yrs and each one was unique and many were rescued dogs harmed, abandonded, never loved. To me I know I am in hell when i see no dogs.
DogMatic 5 years ago
Finally got my first long-awaited dog when I was 30 & had had to give up working. Now have three, and I will never be without at least one dog ever again. Best thing to happen in my life.
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Bob Belcher 5 years ago
100% true; and very gross, story. When we brought home our new pup we were informed he was fearful because he was left in a field. No worries to us because my wife and I spoil the he'll out of him. Durning the first month home we had a bad storm roll through and lightnight hit close by causing a very loud boom. It scared JB so much he pooped on the hardwood floors. He instantly ate it, threw it up a minute later and then ate that. It all happened so quick I couldn't grab a towel fast enough. But I saw the whole thing and it's burnt into my brain lol.
Demi Zwaan 5 years ago
One of our dogs, a Jack Russel, opened a fishing bag, got out a huge plastic bag with 3 kg of boilies (fish bait), opened that too and ate all the content. Her belly was completely swollen, she couldn't even walk and she didn't eat for 2 days. She was fine though, no harm done. Silly goose. I miss her.
Cécile Voltolin 5 years ago
Owners should be more responsible even though cute and funny. I am personnally scared of big dogs and when owner says its okay, he/she is kind, they forget that they are still wild and full of instincts. They can jump and rum away, bite and or a child worse kill babies. I once had a dog ,he was killed by a wild pig. My cats were killed by hunters. I loved my cats, I could have one now, but my neighbours have a dog and 3 kids. I don't want to cry again. Hopefully, I' ll stop worrying and get a she cat.
Ivy Ruonakoski 5 years ago
I am blessed to have a cat who hasn't destroyed anything so far (in 5 years) and only pukes on the rugs every few months or so.
Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago (edited)
My dog Bubbles ate a family size block of chocolate. Trip to the vet and a few hundred dollars later and all was good. My dog Trooper chewed and destroyed 2 sets of venetian blinds, ripped up approx a square metre of lino, ate through half of the front door, chewed the cords of my george foreman grill, slow cooker, hi fi stereo system, 3 dog beds, couch cushions and more. That is all I can think of at the moment. What made it worse was we were renting, Cost us around $2000 to replace everything. Thankfully our landlord was understanding and we even got all our bond back.
DogMatic 5 years ago
I have three wonderful dogs that I love to bits. They get plenty of exercise & are very rarely left alone. One of these lovely dogs has now destroyed 4 sofas & 2 armchairs singlepawedly, in six years. Only needs to be alone for as long as it takes me to make a cup of coffee for this to happen! Not all destructive dogs are neglected, some are just talented & determined deconstructors. (Thank dog for cheap 2nd hand furniture!)
Load More Replies... tuzdayschild 5 years ago
This is probably wrong but I don't care. Since she was a puppy, whenever I leave the house, I give my dog a treat. My leaving is a positive thing to her. She's excited to see me leave and return.
Merlyn Emrys 5 years ago
Positive reinforcement isn't wrong. it's the best. My dog dances when I put my shoes on because she knows if I leave the house she gets a peanut butter kong treat. She *used* to have separation anxiety issues.
Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix 5 years ago
Zoom meeting last week. Everyone hears the melodic tones of my cats both asking for attention, and then one of them gave a great view of her nostrils. *sigh*
Charlie Hyduk 4 years ago (edited)
SMH bro my wife pissed on the floor today
Load More Replies... Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
Some of these are really and truly hilarious but most are examples of what dogs resort to when they do not get the exercise they need and are left alone for too long getting bored out of their wits. Dogs Are Not Dolls.
Cécile Voltolin 5 years ago
So right. No exercise drive them crazy and agressive. And no big dogs in small appartments.
Load More Replies... Albert Ambrosia 5 years ago
My 2nd dog Tag Along a fox terrier was a card. He loved going for car rides and would stand in the middle of the front seat paws on the dashboard and would always cut the foulest farts pointed at the passenger, usually my poor mum. When she died he was 30 miles away and wailed and howled for 3 days. When we went to the grave 2 ft of snow and ice and no headstone yet, none of us humans could find her grave. Tag Along did in 10 mins. Now explain how this could be, she was in a metal coffin, inserted into a vault 6 ft deep, 2 ft of ice and snow and he never had been there before? He dug thru the snow and there was the plaque for the tombstone folks to put the stone in the Spring. I have had over 200 dogs in close to 70 yrs and each one was unique and many were rescued dogs harmed, abandonded, never loved. To me I know I am in hell when i see no dogs.
DogMatic 5 years ago
Finally got my first long-awaited dog when I was 30 & had had to give up working. Now have three, and I will never be without at least one dog ever again. Best thing to happen in my life.
Load More Replies... Bob Belcher 5 years ago
100% true; and very gross, story. When we brought home our new pup we were informed he was fearful because he was left in a field. No worries to us because my wife and I spoil the he'll out of him. Durning the first month home we had a bad storm roll through and lightnight hit close by causing a very loud boom. It scared JB so much he pooped on the hardwood floors. He instantly ate it, threw it up a minute later and then ate that. It all happened so quick I couldn't grab a towel fast enough. But I saw the whole thing and it's burnt into my brain lol.
Demi Zwaan 5 years ago
One of our dogs, a Jack Russel, opened a fishing bag, got out a huge plastic bag with 3 kg of boilies (fish bait), opened that too and ate all the content. Her belly was completely swollen, she couldn't even walk and she didn't eat for 2 days. She was fine though, no harm done. Silly goose. I miss her.
Cécile Voltolin 5 years ago
Owners should be more responsible even though cute and funny. I am personnally scared of big dogs and when owner says its okay, he/she is kind, they forget that they are still wild and full of instincts. They can jump and rum away, bite and or a child worse kill babies. I once had a dog ,he was killed by a wild pig. My cats were killed by hunters. I loved my cats, I could have one now, but my neighbours have a dog and 3 kids. I don't want to cry again. Hopefully, I' ll stop worrying and get a she cat.
Ivy Ruonakoski 5 years ago
I am blessed to have a cat who hasn't destroyed anything so far (in 5 years) and only pukes on the rugs every few months or so.
Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago (edited)
My dog Bubbles ate a family size block of chocolate. Trip to the vet and a few hundred dollars later and all was good. My dog Trooper chewed and destroyed 2 sets of venetian blinds, ripped up approx a square metre of lino, ate through half of the front door, chewed the cords of my george foreman grill, slow cooker, hi fi stereo system, 3 dog beds, couch cushions and more. That is all I can think of at the moment. What made it worse was we were renting, Cost us around $2000 to replace everything. Thankfully our landlord was understanding and we even got all our bond back.
DogMatic 5 years ago
I have three wonderful dogs that I love to bits. They get plenty of exercise & are very rarely left alone. One of these lovely dogs has now destroyed 4 sofas & 2 armchairs singlepawedly, in six years. Only needs to be alone for as long as it takes me to make a cup of coffee for this to happen! Not all destructive dogs are neglected, some are just talented & determined deconstructors. (Thank dog for cheap 2nd hand furniture!)
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