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They pretend to have triple-digit IQs, glasses thicker than Velma’s from Scooby-Doo, and they love flaunting their stuff—bragging about their big brains, of course! They’re the obnoxious wannabe eggheads that make the internet insufferable with their Thesaurus vernacular and incessant desire to prove that their intellectual capacity for reasoning (i.e. ability to sound smarter) is bigger than yours or mine. Combined.

The ‘I Am Very Smart’ Reddit community is chock-full of quality posts poking fun at people who think they have high IQs (but actually just have massive egos). And with a following of 1.5 million, you can bet that folks are interested in seeing these ‘mighty minds’ make utter fools of themselves.

Check out some of the best posts from the community below, upvote your fave pics, and be sure to follow their subreddit if you like their content. Bored Panda has written about the intellectually eloquent r/IAmVerySmart subreddit before, so when you’re done with this list, have a scroll through our earlier post which can be found right over here.

Bored Panda wanted to learn more about the r/IAmVerySmart community, so we reached out to their moderator team and members. They're a vocal and friendly group and they told us all about what their subreddit stands for, how it changed over the years, why people want to try to appear 'VerySmart(TM),' as well as how best to deal with anyone who's been hitting the Thesaurus way, way too hard.

#1

Too Busy To “Ackshually” To Appreciate A Joke, Only To Then Incorrect Them

Too Busy To “Ackshually” To Appreciate A Joke, Only To Then Incorrect Them

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Ian Milne
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You could argue that the monster was called Adam, as that’s what he refers to himself as in the book.

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    #2

    Bats Are Birds

    Bats Are Birds

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    troufaki13
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till he finds out dolphins are mammals too!!

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    #3

    Absolute Alpha Intellectual. To This Day, I Still Don’t Get It

    Absolute Alpha Intellectual. To This Day, I Still Don’t Get It

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    The 'I Am Very Smart' community was founded way back in 2013 and it's one of the longest-existing veterans on Reddit. The moderators, even though they encourage poking fun at people who try to sound smart too hard, nonetheless don't tolerate anyone sharing any identifying information. The content's supposed to be about fun while indirectly celebrating actual critical thinking and intellectualism.

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    Moderator Thumbs0fDestiny was very open about the fact that the main draw of the 'I Am Very Smart' community is revealing someone else's blunder when, instead, people should be humble and succinct. In other words, the sub's popularity comes from one of the most human things ever, the joy that we get from seeing someone else fail or get humiliated, called schadenfreude.

    #4

    Someone’s Hot Take On The 4th Of July Was Wrong

    Someone’s Hot Take On The 4th Of July Was Wrong

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    Sarcastic Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly THEY weren’t celebrating it right

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    #5

    Haha... If You Don’t Get The Joke, You Are An Absolute Moron

    Haha... If You Don’t Get The Joke, You Are An Absolute Moron

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to double check if a group of crows are called a murder... pretty funny meme/joke

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    #6

    Too Smart To Appreciate A Good Play On Words

    Too Smart To Appreciate A Good Play On Words

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    Jamziee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A Squid pro quo?" "I suppose... wouldn't it be nice to be a little closer to sea?" (Hamilton just in case of confusion)

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    Or, in their own words, as the mod went in character, pretending to be one of the people the community likes to laugh at: "Every day across the internet, people comment some of the most braggadocious drivel anyone could ever hope to hear, and they do so with such confidence and disregard for logic that it sometimes transcends the bounds of the page it's written on and becomes art. We collect those masterpieces of magniloquence and put them all in one easy to find location where people can come and talk and laugh about the cockalorum character that wrote them. What's not to love?"

    "I've talked to NASCAR fans before who say they don't go for the race, they go for the crash. When one goes to the circus and sees the man put his head in a lion's mouth, somewhere inside one's self they kinda want to see the lion chomp down. That's what you get, in the intellectual sense, when you come to r/IAmVerySmart," moderator Thumbs0fDestiny said, getting serious once again.

    #7

    He Just Tries To Correct The Already Correct Spelling Lmao

    He Just Tries To Correct The Already Correct Spelling Lmao

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * sawing *mechine * brootch

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    #8

    I Don't Have An Iq Of 136 For Nothing

    I Don't Have An Iq Of 136 For Nothing

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    Who? Me?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person got their IQ score in a Buzzfeed quiz

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    #9

    This Meme Isn't Funny Because It's Incorrect

    This Meme Isn't Funny Because It's Incorrect

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this meme is funny you just have no concept of humour

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    Meanwhile, community member OneGoodRib (loving these user names, by the way), point-blank said that people love laughing at others and there's less guilt if we all poke fun at the "chumheads" who are the targets of the subreddit. "I don’t feel nearly as bad about having a laugh about someone being pretentious as I do about laughing at, say, people who are dressed really poorly in public."

    In OneGoodRib's opinion, some people are "super insecure" about their intelligence and believe that being smart is the most important thing in the world. That's why they're willing to sacrifice anything just to make others believe their IQ's hitting Super Saiyan power levels (even if it backfires... magnificently). "It’s okay that they don’t have friends, or talents, or accomplishments, as long as they just keep telling people they’re super smart. And of course some humans are just smug [jerks], it just happens that the people in this sub are smug about being smart rather than smug about motorcycles or veganism."

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    #10

    Ummm... Yeah, That’s A Big Yikes

    Ummm... Yeah, That’s A Big Yikes

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all this post needs Is "and then everyone clapped"

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    #11

    Only The Most Intelligent Of People Can Understand This

    Only The Most Intelligent Of People Can Understand This

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a pretty nice pie... also great looking font for the pi

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    #12

    Yeah, I Am Very Smart

    Yeah, I Am Very Smart

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    metaphysically? I don't think that's how you use that

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    Nobody's a stranger to not wanting to sound like a fool, however. We've all been in situations where we end up regretting coming off stupid. However, the 'VerySmart(TM)' that are featured on the r/IAmVerySmart community overcorrect in these situations way, way, beyond the norm.

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    "There's a lot of id involved in the VerySmartTM commenters we feature. They seem to have much of their self-esteem tied up in their (mis)conceptions of their own intelligence, or the person they're talking to depending on the circumstance. Who knows why," Thumbs0fDestiny mused. "Perhaps it's because everyone views themselves as the hero of their own story and some people prefer playing the intellectual to the athlete."

    #13

    I Love Tinder

    I Love Tinder

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, "sup" is a word. It means to eat and/or drink.

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    #14

    Stop The Assumptions Now

    Stop The Assumptions Now

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    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you are saying a mouse doesn't actually think that a bat is an angel? Oh no, it can't be true, who could have thought? My life will never be the same.

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    #15

    Nice Try, Smartie

    Nice Try, Smartie

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    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does that have to do with staying in school though? Personally at least, I never learned about Medusa in school.

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    They also had other ideas about why some folks try so hard to seem intelligent: "Maybe it's because they are actually of above-average intelligence and their life's circumstances have led to them being right so often, they now just take it for granted, and then we just happen to catch them when that assumption bites them on the ass. Or maybe the person views intelligence as a weapon, a status symbol that must be flaunted for its own sake."

    #16

    He’s Too Smart

    He’s Too Smart

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    mph seti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trump with no nose is even more horrifying.

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    #17

    Nothing Is More Romantic Than Getting Mad Over "Btw"

    Nothing Is More Romantic Than Getting Mad Over "Btw"

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    Jamziee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND THEY TURNED AROUND AND USED LOL-

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    #18

    I Really Hope My Friend Was Being Sarcastic With These Messages

    I Really Hope My Friend Was Being Sarcastic With These Messages

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    At the end of the day, everyone's desire to sound smart can be as unique and varied as there are different individuals in the world. Most likely, it's a mix of many small different reasons, the main one probably being that we've evolved to depend on our social group where reputation is everything... and being someone who's looked up to can mean the difference between a life of luxury and being an outcast who has to fend for themselves. However, our 'tribes' aren't dumb: they know when someone's desperately pretending to be someone better than they are.

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    #19

    Pfff... Scientists Can't Get Anything Right

    Pfff... Scientists Can't Get Anything Right

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    Mark Schilling
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also doesn't know how to use a semicolon.

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    #20

    You're Hired!

    You're Hired!

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    lunar eclipse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you going on about your parents achievements? List what you did yourself?

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    #21

    Cultural Appropriation

    Cultural Appropriation

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was written by an American... I can bet my life's savings on it

    Linus Nilsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took the effort to try to find out, but could not find the answer. I guess the subreddit r/shitamericanssay is a hint, but who am I to judge?

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this person familiar with the entire country of Spain?

    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's not in America, so it doesn't exist.

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    PhoebeBird
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of all Spain is a European country and secondly Spanish is the most spoken language in the United States so of course loads of people are gonna learn it is extremely useful.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also there are a lot of white latin people.

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    Sue Hazlewood
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So even though Maori is an official language in New Zealand we white folks should not be speaking it?

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm proud that we are doing right by te reo these days and keeping the language alive as a united country :) some Welsh emmisarries came over several years back to look at our methods, as they are working to retain their native Welsh language

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    More Thinking Needed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did embracing someone else's culture become a crime?

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since the social justice "club" let complete idiots join I guess. So.e while ago they complained Sailor Moon was too white.

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if one chooses European languages, it's not cultural appropriation? Very strange viewpoint.

    7 Second Ninja
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to study a map of Europe.

    Jay Dresser
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about a European language like Spanish? People from Spain are white.

    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago

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    To be fair I feel that a lot of north/centrum europeans dont consider us white. And I am paler than most of them.

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be missing something... isn't Spanish the language spoken in Spain? Isn't Spain in Europe? Isn't Spanish (and French and Italian, etc. etc.) a Romance language derived from Latin?

    Beeps
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most disturbing thing I ever read was a comment on a Facebook ad for a language learning app. The advert said “learn Spanish faster” and someone commented with an angry emoji and: “I don’t want to learn Spanish faster, I want them to learn English, as after all that’s our language.” I kid you not.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like SJWs do not understand the concept of "Spain"... Their crown princess is whiter than most whites.

    Irina Deneva-Slav
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pure gold. Also quite disturbing.

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waasss? Queeee? Whaaaat?

    Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY F*****G GOD. Quit stereotyping that Americans are dumb as s**t!!!!!!!! Sure, a lot of us are idiots, but not ALL OF US. And don't bring out the little old "You're racist" Because, guess what Frenchies? You're not the right people to judge! So please, for the love of god, STOP CALLING US OUT BECAUSE OF ONE IDIOT.

    Robin DJW
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In New Mexico, Hispanics are NOT a minority. So, many non-Hispanics learn Spanish to better communicate. It certainly improves your employability. Learning ANY second language is a smart thing to do, and what is this "cultural appropriation" nonsense, anyway? Why can we not enjoy and approve or even (gasp) adopt elements of other cultures that we find good? How is this an insult?????????? Build common ground, folks. Eliminate divisiveness.

    Alexis draskinis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My white grandmother would've been really upset to know that she shouldn't have been speaking Spanish all her life, even though she was born there. I should call the rest, that still live there, and tell them to hurry up & pick a white euro language! Lol!

    Pervinca
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF. I really hope he/she was joking with all the appropriation thing.

    Ian Milne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like a bit of causal trolling to be honest

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd be very wrong. There are plenty of people likr that.

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    Ella Greenman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like um white languages? There are whites in africa who speak Swahili, whites in Japan who speak Japanese... I speak spanish and hebrew... Hebrew is spoken in the middle east. I am not middle easten

    Ole Peder Amrud Hagen
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is wrong on so many levels... I assume the person writing this is 110 % pure bred English?

    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wants to bet they're american? Alot of them speak Spanish in those continents after all. As someone who is white, and half Spanish, with a fully, born, raised and first language coincidently being Spanish, Father, Y'know.. Cultural appropriation 😵

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Starting life as a French speaker, I, too, then appropriated English.

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    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr. Breen, sitting in his office: Let me read a letter I recently received. "Dear Dr. Breen. Why do so many white people speak non-white languages? Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen." Thank you for writing, Concerned. Of course, your question touches on one of the most basic biological impulses, with all its associated hopes and fears for the future of the species. I also detect some unspoken questions. Do our benefactors really know what's best for us? What gives them the right to make this kind of decision for mankind? Will they ever deactivate the suppression field and let us speak white again?

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably the same kind of person who would stick their nose in, and make a scene in public about people speaking another language—-in a private conversation amongst themselves, and nine of their damn business. FFS, why wouldn’t someone want to expand their mind, their views, and their experience by learning another language to speak with, and therefore better understand, the people whose native tongue it is?

    Xenia Granados
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro learning another language is not cultural appropriation. It learning to communicate with other groups and can be a vital life skill

    No you didn't
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, what? Leaning a foreign language is a problem? Bold point of view.

    Joanna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the worst take I've seen in months.

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Errrr..... Who wants to tell the OP that Spain is in Europe? And if whites can only speak European languages, then nobody but nonwhites can speak non-European languages, and you see where this is heading...

    Barbz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT?!?!?!? Do they think that spanish is a Latino-originated language?

    Xylle Flora
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like saying to me, "Hey why do you speak Hindi? You've lived in America all your life."

    squid eric Haney
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spanish is in fact a European language.

    Crep 105
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guarantee you this same mf calls Latinos "Latinx".

    ILOVEBAMBOO
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so so so rude..I can't even...

    Aly Murphy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes…because I’m white…I cannot speak Spanish even though I was adopted into a Hispanic family (Mom and mom’s side) where my grandma doesn’t even speak English. And I shouldn’t have learned Spanish even though we moved to Mexico for my childhood (1-9). This makes me so annoyed, by this person’s logic…I shouldn’t have learned Spanish from my mom so I could speak and be able to be understood in the country we were living in and to understand and speak with my mom’s side of the family when we moved to the US.

    IHaveALoverWhoIsFolklore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot roll my eyes back any further into my head. Jeez...

    Len
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe just maybe... Americans like learning Spanish because it's the second most spoken language in the US? It proves to be very useful sometimes.

    XxInstantKarmaxX
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However posted this I hope both sides of your pillow are warm!

    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's melting pot. not smoking pot !

    Christopher Troisi
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spain and Germany are both in Europe. Spanish and Portuguese are also spoken in South america. Knowing Spanish in the US is obviously more useful for the masses than German

    CCTheVampire
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People have to learn some foreign language(at least in America) in order to graduate from high school. Many people choose Spanish because they think it will be easy. I chose Chinese because they didn't have Korean. I didn't want to learn French or Spanish. Not everyone learns a language because it seems fun or interesting. Maybe it's because they want to be useful one day.

    Esmé Adgnot
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First off its not appropriating; second ummm are you familar with the EUROPEAN country of Spain?

    Sarah Simons
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you heard of a place called Spain?

    R. Lynx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone flunked geography.

    OMEGA
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the hell? learning other languages is us not demanding that everyone speak english

    Fara Giganti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mi amiga es cubana y le importaría un carajo que una persona blanca hablara español. y si esto es en español

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, the largest ethnic group, worldwide, are Asians. "White" people are the minority.

    Fara Giganti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my latino friend speaks english so i don't see why white people cant speak spanish

    Carrie Roettger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wants to tell this person that Spanish is a European language? And as far as kids in high school being g "proud" of being able to speak Spanish, at least where I'm from 2 years of a foreign language is required to graduate and Spanish is probably the most practical one to learn.

    Chris Sprucefield
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, Facepalms are just not enough...

    Susan Mercurio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to learn how to speak Spanish in order to talk to my Hispanic friends. It's not always cultural appropriation. Sometimes it's just friendly.

    M Kate McCulloch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spanish is European language. You know, from Spain, in Europe.

    Sam T Godfrey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ditto on my comment from the last post...

    elfin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US Germans would be a minority.

    Sharon Vaughn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they not know that Spain is part of Europe? Or, maybe they think that Spanish is only spoke in Mexico. Dufus.

    Meami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they decided to take Spanish because there are a lot more Spanish speakers in the USA than German speakers...

    François Carré
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagino la cara que van a poner los fachas de España si les dices que su idioma no es de blancos jeje

    Lauren Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don’t have children.

    AbbiTabbi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOT ALL AMERICANS ARE STUPID NOR DO WE ALL ACT LIKE THIS! There are relatively few people like this stereotype. Yes I know that people know this but it is rather annoying and makes me hate my country even more. We're trying, okay?

    Tina Ciancia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t. I minored in German in college.

    Marie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, learn Czech, it is fun and you are welcome to😁. After that I will not offend anyone with my terrible gramar and misspelling.

    Hurrem Haseki
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, an American, for sure.Actually in Spain most of people are white. Also some of the Latinamerican countries are mostly white. So spanish is a language without predefined skincolor. Also learning a foreign language is awesome, and usually helps to understand better the culture.

    Vanta Black
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone tell this cabrón to settle down.

    Flare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not get what that guy's point was, it's probably best that way.

    Gabrielle Riley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, stuff like that really irks me. There is absolutely nothing wrong with learning about another culture, language or otherwise. I think it gives people a better understanding and tolerance to learn about another person's culture, instead of just sticking with what you know and ignoring differences; it can lead to problems down the road being this intolerant. Be more open-minded, please!

    Sean Kirkwood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, where is Spain, since they apparently aren't in Europe?

    Lexi Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spanish people are white, and a lot of people from south and Central America are also white. I mean, have you seen Shakira? She’s paler than me and I’m part Polish and Irish.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should someone tell them Spain is in Europe? They probably don't realize where Spanish comes from, huh?

    Michael Capriola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BTW, English has a history of borrowing from other languages. Actually, the English language will get another language up in an alley, hit it with a cosh, and rummage thru its pockets looking for vocabulary. (I forget where I read that, but it's more enlightening and almost as funny as the idiocy from "wise poetrychips"

    Noel Benavente
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    minority, almost every latin american country + Spain... minority...

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That whole post is all kinds of messed up. I'm guessing it's a caucasian US American feeling insulted on behalf of Spanish speaking minorities in the states? From a European (German) point of view: "White languages"? What's that even supposed to be? And when did Spain get chucked out of Europe? How are people supposed to communicate when groups of languages are artificially "outlawed" to you because of your genetic/cultural/wtf's background? Lastly (for now, but not least): apparently OP assumes minorities would be offended if you tried to learn their language - as opposed to having to learn yours as they have been forced into doing...?

    Aria Singh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is written by an American for sure. Americans have no shame.

    Eva Bryson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please stop with the American shaming. We're proud to be a multi-cultural Nation with many languages.

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    The r/IAmVerySmart subreddit shares a lot in common with the 408k member strong r/confidentlyincorrect online community which we’ve covered right over here. Both subreddits poke fun at people who are overly confident in their abilities and just ooze arrogance with their every word.

    But the higher they rise, the more satisfyingly long their fall into internet shame. (And we all know that once something’s up on the net, it’s there forever, much like Homer Simpson working at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.)

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    His Post History Is Worse

    His Post History Is Worse

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    Dark Pearl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Memes are literally a fab source of entertainment. They can be smart too! Some of them have tiny details to really make the puns pop, so...

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    #23

    I'm Relieved I Thought That Was Possible

    I'm Relieved I Thought That Was Possible

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    Being featured on the r/iamverysmart subreddit is all about being all bark but no bite: it’s a wall of shame for those who can’t back up their braininess with actual proof. Instead, they think that long words and synonyms will show everyone they’re the stars of the show (even though they’re clearly painting the props all the way backstage).

    Interestingly, if you want to sound smarter and make a genuine impact on people (whether you’re applying to university, for a job, or just like the attention), communicating via text might not be the right way to go.

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    High Level English

    High Level English

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    #26

    Ah Yes, Speaking A Foreign Language With An Accent Makes You Dumb And Lazy

    Ah Yes, Speaking A Foreign Language With An Accent Makes You Dumb And Lazy

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    having an accent hardly means your lazy, its the exact opposite

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    #27

    The Irony Is Absolutely Astounding

    The Irony Is Absolutely Astounding

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    The Harvard Business Review wrote about a study where evaluators judged a person’s intelligence based on their pitches on why they should be hired. One part was videotaped while the other was transcribed (with flow-breaking sounds like ‘um’ removed, of course).

    To sum up, the evaluators found those people who delivered their pitches in front of the camera and spoke aloud to be more intelligent than those who argued why they’re the best possible candidates in text form. Not only that, there was a greater emotional bond to the test subjects when they were seen on camera. Elle Woods’ videotaped pitch from ‘Legally Blonde’ to get into law school doesn’t sound silly anymore now, does it?

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    Highly Functional Brain

    Highly Functional Brain

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    #29

    Smarter Than Actual Scientists

    Smarter Than Actual Scientists

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    David Retsler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A true scientist looks at ALL data regardless if it supports or refutes their hypothesis. A hypothesis shown to be untrue is still gained knowledge.

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    TV Bad, Books Good

    TV Bad, Books Good

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if someone tries to give you advice first make sure there ego isn't 10 times larger than their head. if it is then simply ignore them.

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    But if you do have to communicate via text, it’s best not to overshoot: be in writing who you are in real life. (Having an incredibly loud inner monologue that loves reading aloud everything that you write certain helps you realize when you overstep into cringe-territory.)

    That means sprinkling in some common phrases and simple words, not just purple prose and delicately-crafted word amalgamations to delight and please the readers.

    #31

    This Is My Landlord's Response To A Simple Text. No Previous Convo, Nothing. What You See Is What You Get

    This Is My Landlord's Response To A Simple Text. No Previous Convo, Nothing. What You See Is What You Get

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    Sarcastic Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don’t answer to hey but they use “u” and “btw”?

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    Outpaced Einstein And Hawking

    Outpaced Einstein And Hawking

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    When in doubt, always remember Joey Tribbiani from the hit TV show ‘Friends,’ and what happens when you substitute every single word with a complicated synonym just because you’re insecure about sounding ‘dumb.’ Be like Joey when he’s proud of who he is and doesn’t pretend. Or study hard, level up, and be like Ross Geller.

    #34

    You Cannot Simply Understand My Highly Complicated Thoughts

    You Cannot Simply Understand My Highly Complicated Thoughts

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    #35

    No Moral High Road From This Intellectual

    No Moral High Road From This Intellectual

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    #36

    Apparently, Trump, According To Trump, Has "Unmatched Wisdom"

    Apparently, Trump, According To Trump, Has "Unmatched Wisdom"

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    Rowlie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could we just forget him completely?

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    Moderator Thumbs0fDestiny also revealed to Bored Panda how the subreddit has changed how it approves posts because of a few major slip-ups that led to people getting harassed. The last major shift they went through was moving the community to manual moderation. "Most of Reddit operates by allowing users to submit posts, then having a few automated checks in place to make sure that the post doesn't violate any major or obvious sub guidelines. For instance, does this post link to an outside source; is it a link that's been posted before; or does the post use a forbidden word in the title? Things like that are fairly easy for a bot to catch and save moderators a lot of time on menial verification tasks," they explained.

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    #37

    Yep, I’m Sure That Is Why

    Yep, I’m Sure That Is Why

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    ADHORTATOR
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you are hated because you are an asshole

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    #38

    Portraying Intelligent People “Wrong”

    Portraying Intelligent People “Wrong”

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    Bill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All genuises wear a cape so everybody knows they are smarter

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    #39

    My Friend Went As Pikachu And Posted It To Her Story. A Thirsty Dude Replied

    My Friend Went As Pikachu And Posted It To Her Story. A Thirsty Dude Replied

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    Now, if the post passes all of those checks, it then goes live on the board, and redditors can see and comment on it, as usual. "At that point, the sub moderation becomes a collaboration between the moderators and the community. Moderators are out there checking things out of course, but we're just regular users, too, so we don't see everything. We instead partially rely on user reports to let us know when there's a problem that needs to be addressed. This is obviously not a failproof way of operating but it does get the job done most of the time."

    #40

    The Brexit Guy Is Super Duper Extra Verysmart

    The Brexit Guy Is Super Duper Extra Verysmart

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the looks of it, his method is not working

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    #41

    Your Marketing Scheme Is No Match For My Calculus Skills

    Your Marketing Scheme Is No Match For My Calculus Skills

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    #42

    Guy Is Convinced I Am A Girl (He Wishes) And Proceeds To Lecture Me On How He Knows

    Guy Is Convinced I Am A Girl (He Wishes) And Proceeds To Lecture Me On How He Knows

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    However, getting things right most of the time wasn't good enough to meet the moderators' standards for quality. They wanted to be right all the time when it came to posts not revealing any identifying information, as per the subreddit's very first rule. "There should, ideally, be no way for a user to see a post on our sub and use that post to find the person in that post. This means that all real names, phone numbers addresses, usernames, online community names, Twitter handles, etc. have to be redacted from the post before submitting it. There's no way a bot can guarantee that to happen. As such, we found ourselves in the position of having several posts live in the feed that contained that information which some people then used to track down and harass the VerySmart(TM) person."

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    #43

    I’ll Stick To Baby Yoda Then

    I’ll Stick To Baby Yoda Then

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    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr. Robot was forced-edgy pandering crap.

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    #44

    About A Computer Mouse, When Asked If It Could Perform A Particular Function

    About A Computer Mouse, When Asked If It Could Perform A Particular Function

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    RandomPandaGuy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If everything is possible, it means that it is possible for something to be impossible...

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    #45

    Good In Math = Better Human

    Good In Math = Better Human

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    A.J Milne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't know what people are going through, and you cannot speak to people like that.

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    Thumbs0fDestiny was very candid about the situation: they'd let down Reddit's standards, r/IAmVerySmart's standards, as well as society's standards. "So we had to put a stop to it. The only way to make sure that didn't happen was to put the sub on full lockdown. All new posts are automatically filtered into a moderation queue where they sit until a human volunteer checks them to be sure there aren't any rule violations. This change has mostly been behind the scenes and therefore largely noticed by the community except to say new posts now arrive on the sub in batches when a moderator is clearing the queue, where before they would trickle in one at a time. The change had the desired effect though. We've not received a single complaint about harassment from anyone since we instituted the new policy."

    Which posts were your fave ones, dear Pandas? Do you plan on becoming a member of r/IAmVerySmart? Do you know anyone in person who tries way too hard to look smart? Share your thoughts and drop us a line or two in the comment section below.

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    #46

    Unfortunate That I Had To See This

    Unfortunate That I Had To See This

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    #47

    He’s Currently Taking Remedial Algebra At A Community College

    He’s Currently Taking Remedial Algebra At A Community College

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    inventing a new way to embarrass yourself?

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    #48

    Got Hit With This Out Of Nowhere

    Got Hit With This Out Of Nowhere

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    Aroace tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mortal mind? What does being able to die have to do with anything?

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    #49

    A Kid I Used To Go To School With Who Always Brags About His Iq

    A Kid I Used To Go To School With Who Always Brags About His Iq

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    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they ever respond to you with k, Ask them if they're trying to tell you about said periodic table.

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    #50

    Someone Has Figured Out What A Thesaurus Is

    Someone Has Figured Out What A Thesaurus Is

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    Sarcastic Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think his common sense went prohibitively vacuous

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    #51

    Genius Gifted Kid

    Genius Gifted Kid

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    #52

    I Love This Message So Much

    I Love This Message So Much

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    Linus Nilsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    01000010 01110101 01101100 01101100 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110100

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    #53

    Yes, Because You Need To Be A Grad Student To Do Basic Middle School Math

    Yes, Because You Need To Be A Grad Student To Do Basic Middle School Math

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, that is perfectly logical. I do that all the time. Simplify the mental maths to easier numbers.

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    #54

    Ben Shapiro Jr. Here Was Being So Annoying

    Ben Shapiro Jr. Here Was Being So Annoying

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    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh yes because in preschool, under the age of 4-5, You know fully about politics and facts which the teacher would hate you for, you don't learn basic things in preschool, only like.. Social skills I think, Then again I didn't go but like, three hours?

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    #55

    Literally Nobody Called Him That

    Literally Nobody Called Him That

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    #56

    It's Painful To Read

    It's Painful To Read

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    #57

    Spontaneously Learned To Read And Write

    Spontaneously Learned To Read And Write

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    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is 'at the age' not 'in the age' and not 'made my licence' so cross 'Learned English' off your list

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    #58

    My Language Is Far Too Sophisticated For The General Masses

    My Language Is Far Too Sophisticated For The General Masses

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    #59

    Twitter Genius Tells Everyone How To Address Leo Da Vinci

    Twitter Genius Tells Everyone How To Address Leo Da Vinci

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    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LDV hates this ish. trust me, I'm a 140 iq mage with +50 seance ability

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    #60

    Complaining About The Scientific Accuracy Of An Internet Meme

    Complaining About The Scientific Accuracy Of An Internet Meme

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