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They pretend to have triple-digit IQs, glasses thicker than Velma’s from Scooby-Doo, and they love flaunting their stuff—bragging about their big brains, of course! They’re the obnoxious wannabe eggheads that make the internet insufferable with their Thesaurus vernacular and incessant desire to prove that their intellectual capacity for reasoning (i.e. ability to sound smarter) is bigger than yours or mine. Combined.

The ‘I Am Very Smart’ Reddit community is chock-full of quality posts poking fun at people who think they have high IQs (but actually just have massive egos). And with a following of 1.5 million, you can bet that folks are interested in seeing these ‘mighty minds’ make utter fools of themselves.

Check out some of the best posts from the community below, upvote your fave pics, and be sure to follow their subreddit if you like their content. Bored Panda has written about the intellectually eloquent r/IAmVerySmart subreddit before, so when you’re done with this list, have a scroll through our earlier post which can be found right over here.

Bored Panda wanted to learn more about the r/IAmVerySmart community, so we reached out to their moderator team and members. They're a vocal and friendly group and they told us all about what their subreddit stands for, how it changed over the years, why people want to try to appear 'VerySmart(TM),' as well as how best to deal with anyone who's been hitting the Thesaurus way, way too hard.

#1

Too Busy To “Ackshually” To Appreciate A Joke, Only To Then Incorrect Them

Too Busy To “Ackshually” To Appreciate A Joke, Only To Then Incorrect Them

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Ian Milne
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You could argue that the monster was called Adam, as that’s what he refers to himself as in the book.

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    #2

    Bats Are Birds

    Bats Are Birds

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till he finds out dolphins are mammals too!!

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    #3

    Absolute Alpha Intellectual. To This Day, I Still Don’t Get It

    Absolute Alpha Intellectual. To This Day, I Still Don’t Get It

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    The 'I Am Very Smart' community was founded way back in 2013 and it's one of the longest-existing veterans on Reddit. The moderators, even though they encourage poking fun at people who try to sound smart too hard, nonetheless don't tolerate anyone sharing any identifying information. The content's supposed to be about fun while indirectly celebrating actual critical thinking and intellectualism.

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    Moderator Thumbs0fDestiny was very open about the fact that the main draw of the 'I Am Very Smart' community is revealing someone else's blunder when, instead, people should be humble and succinct. In other words, the sub's popularity comes from one of the most human things ever, the joy that we get from seeing someone else fail or get humiliated, called schadenfreude.

    #4

    Someone’s Hot Take On The 4th Of July Was Wrong

    Someone’s Hot Take On The 4th Of July Was Wrong

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    Sarcastic Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly THEY weren’t celebrating it right

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    #5

    Haha... If You Don’t Get The Joke, You Are An Absolute Moron

    Haha... If You Don’t Get The Joke, You Are An Absolute Moron

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to double check if a group of crows are called a murder... pretty funny meme/joke

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    #6

    Too Smart To Appreciate A Good Play On Words

    Too Smart To Appreciate A Good Play On Words

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    Jamziee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A Squid pro quo?" "I suppose... wouldn't it be nice to be a little closer to sea?" (Hamilton just in case of confusion)

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    Or, in their own words, as the mod went in character, pretending to be one of the people the community likes to laugh at: "Every day across the internet, people comment some of the most braggadocious drivel anyone could ever hope to hear, and they do so with such confidence and disregard for logic that it sometimes transcends the bounds of the page it's written on and becomes art. We collect those masterpieces of magniloquence and put them all in one easy to find location where people can come and talk and laugh about the cockalorum character that wrote them. What's not to love?"

    "I've talked to NASCAR fans before who say they don't go for the race, they go for the crash. When one goes to the circus and sees the man put his head in a lion's mouth, somewhere inside one's self they kinda want to see the lion chomp down. That's what you get, in the intellectual sense, when you come to r/IAmVerySmart," moderator Thumbs0fDestiny said, getting serious once again.

    #7

    He Just Tries To Correct The Already Correct Spelling Lmao

    He Just Tries To Correct The Already Correct Spelling Lmao

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * sawing *mechine * brootch

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    #8

    I Don't Have An Iq Of 136 For Nothing

    I Don't Have An Iq Of 136 For Nothing

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    Who? Me?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person got their IQ score in a Buzzfeed quiz

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    #9

    This Meme Isn't Funny Because It's Incorrect

    This Meme Isn't Funny Because It's Incorrect

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this meme is funny you just have no concept of humour

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    Meanwhile, community member OneGoodRib (loving these user names, by the way), point-blank said that people love laughing at others and there's less guilt if we all poke fun at the "chumheads" who are the targets of the subreddit. "I don’t feel nearly as bad about having a laugh about someone being pretentious as I do about laughing at, say, people who are dressed really poorly in public."

    In OneGoodRib's opinion, some people are "super insecure" about their intelligence and believe that being smart is the most important thing in the world. That's why they're willing to sacrifice anything just to make others believe their IQ's hitting Super Saiyan power levels (even if it backfires... magnificently). "It’s okay that they don’t have friends, or talents, or accomplishments, as long as they just keep telling people they’re super smart. And of course some humans are just smug [jerks], it just happens that the people in this sub are smug about being smart rather than smug about motorcycles or veganism."

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    #10

    Ummm... Yeah, That’s A Big Yikes

    Ummm... Yeah, That’s A Big Yikes

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all this post needs Is "and then everyone clapped"

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    #11

    Only The Most Intelligent Of People Can Understand This

    Only The Most Intelligent Of People Can Understand This

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a pretty nice pie... also great looking font for the pi

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    #12

    Yeah, I Am Very Smart

    Yeah, I Am Very Smart

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    metaphysically? I don't think that's how you use that

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    Nobody's a stranger to not wanting to sound like a fool, however. We've all been in situations where we end up regretting coming off stupid. However, the 'VerySmart(TM)' that are featured on the r/IAmVerySmart community overcorrect in these situations way, way, beyond the norm.

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    "There's a lot of id involved in the VerySmartTM commenters we feature. They seem to have much of their self-esteem tied up in their (mis)conceptions of their own intelligence, or the person they're talking to depending on the circumstance. Who knows why," Thumbs0fDestiny mused. "Perhaps it's because everyone views themselves as the hero of their own story and some people prefer playing the intellectual to the athlete."

    #13

    I Love Tinder

    I Love Tinder

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, "sup" is a word. It means to eat and/or drink.

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    #14

    Stop The Assumptions Now

    Stop The Assumptions Now

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    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you are saying a mouse doesn't actually think that a bat is an angel? Oh no, it can't be true, who could have thought? My life will never be the same.

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    #15

    Nice Try, Smartie

    Nice Try, Smartie

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    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does that have to do with staying in school though? Personally at least, I never learned about Medusa in school.

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    They also had other ideas about why some folks try so hard to seem intelligent: "Maybe it's because they are actually of above-average intelligence and their life's circumstances have led to them being right so often, they now just take it for granted, and then we just happen to catch them when that assumption bites them on the ass. Or maybe the person views intelligence as a weapon, a status symbol that must be flaunted for its own sake."

    #16

    He’s Too Smart

    He’s Too Smart

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    mph seti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trump with no nose is even more horrifying.

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    #17

    Nothing Is More Romantic Than Getting Mad Over "Btw"

    Nothing Is More Romantic Than Getting Mad Over "Btw"

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    Jamziee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND THEY TURNED AROUND AND USED LOL-

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    #18

    I Really Hope My Friend Was Being Sarcastic With These Messages

    I Really Hope My Friend Was Being Sarcastic With These Messages

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    At the end of the day, everyone's desire to sound smart can be as unique and varied as there are different individuals in the world. Most likely, it's a mix of many small different reasons, the main one probably being that we've evolved to depend on our social group where reputation is everything... and being someone who's looked up to can mean the difference between a life of luxury and being an outcast who has to fend for themselves. However, our 'tribes' aren't dumb: they know when someone's desperately pretending to be someone better than they are.

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    #19

    Pfff... Scientists Can't Get Anything Right

    Pfff... Scientists Can't Get Anything Right

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    Mark Schilling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also doesn't know how to use a semicolon.

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    #20

    You're Hired!

    You're Hired!

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    lunar eclipse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you going on about your parents achievements? List what you did yourself?

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    #21

    Cultural Appropriation

    Cultural Appropriation

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was written by an American... I can bet my life's savings on it

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    The r/IAmVerySmart subreddit shares a lot in common with the 408k member strong r/confidentlyincorrect online community which we’ve covered right over here. Both subreddits poke fun at people who are overly confident in their abilities and just ooze arrogance with their every word.

    But the higher they rise, the more satisfyingly long their fall into internet shame. (And we all know that once something’s up on the net, it’s there forever, much like Homer Simpson working at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.)

    #22

    His Post History Is Worse

    His Post History Is Worse

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    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Memes are literally a fab source of entertainment. They can be smart too! Some of them have tiny details to really make the puns pop, so...

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    #23

    I'm Relieved I Thought That Was Possible

    I'm Relieved I Thought That Was Possible

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    Being featured on the r/iamverysmart subreddit is all about being all bark but no bite: it’s a wall of shame for those who can’t back up their braininess with actual proof. Instead, they think that long words and synonyms will show everyone they’re the stars of the show (even though they’re clearly painting the props all the way backstage).

    Interestingly, if you want to sound smarter and make a genuine impact on people (whether you’re applying to university, for a job, or just like the attention), communicating via text might not be the right way to go.

    #25

    High Level English

    High Level English

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    #26

    Ah Yes, Speaking A Foreign Language With An Accent Makes You Dumb And Lazy

    Ah Yes, Speaking A Foreign Language With An Accent Makes You Dumb And Lazy

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    having an accent hardly means your lazy, its the exact opposite

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    #27

    The Irony Is Absolutely Astounding

    The Irony Is Absolutely Astounding

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    The Harvard Business Review wrote about a study where evaluators judged a person’s intelligence based on their pitches on why they should be hired. One part was videotaped while the other was transcribed (with flow-breaking sounds like ‘um’ removed, of course).

    To sum up, the evaluators found those people who delivered their pitches in front of the camera and spoke aloud to be more intelligent than those who argued why they’re the best possible candidates in text form. Not only that, there was a greater emotional bond to the test subjects when they were seen on camera. Elle Woods’ videotaped pitch from ‘Legally Blonde’ to get into law school doesn’t sound silly anymore now, does it?

    #28

    Highly Functional Brain

    Highly Functional Brain

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    #29

    Smarter Than Actual Scientists

    Smarter Than Actual Scientists

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    David Retsler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A true scientist looks at ALL data regardless if it supports or refutes their hypothesis. A hypothesis shown to be untrue is still gained knowledge.

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    #30

    TV Bad, Books Good

    TV Bad, Books Good

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if someone tries to give you advice first make sure there ego isn't 10 times larger than their head. if it is then simply ignore them.

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    But if you do have to communicate via text, it’s best not to overshoot: be in writing who you are in real life. (Having an incredibly loud inner monologue that loves reading aloud everything that you write certain helps you realize when you overstep into cringe-territory.)

    That means sprinkling in some common phrases and simple words, not just purple prose and delicately-crafted word amalgamations to delight and please the readers.

    #31

    This Is My Landlord's Response To A Simple Text. No Previous Convo, Nothing. What You See Is What You Get

    This Is My Landlord's Response To A Simple Text. No Previous Convo, Nothing. What You See Is What You Get

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    Sarcastic Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don’t answer to hey but they use “u” and “btw”?

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    #33

    Outpaced Einstein And Hawking

    Outpaced Einstein And Hawking

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    When in doubt, always remember Joey Tribbiani from the hit TV show ‘Friends,’ and what happens when you substitute every single word with a complicated synonym just because you’re insecure about sounding ‘dumb.’ Be like Joey when he’s proud of who he is and doesn’t pretend. Or study hard, level up, and be like Ross Geller.

    #34

    You Cannot Simply Understand My Highly Complicated Thoughts

    You Cannot Simply Understand My Highly Complicated Thoughts

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    #35

    No Moral High Road From This Intellectual

    No Moral High Road From This Intellectual

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    Apparently, Trump, According To Trump, Has "Unmatched Wisdom"

    Apparently, Trump, According To Trump, Has "Unmatched Wisdom"

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could we just forget him completely?

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    Moderator Thumbs0fDestiny also revealed to Bored Panda how the subreddit has changed how it approves posts because of a few major slip-ups that led to people getting harassed. The last major shift they went through was moving the community to manual moderation. "Most of Reddit operates by allowing users to submit posts, then having a few automated checks in place to make sure that the post doesn't violate any major or obvious sub guidelines. For instance, does this post link to an outside source; is it a link that's been posted before; or does the post use a forbidden word in the title? Things like that are fairly easy for a bot to catch and save moderators a lot of time on menial verification tasks," they explained.

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    #37

    Yep, I’m Sure That Is Why

    Yep, I’m Sure That Is Why

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you are hated because you are an asshole

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    #38

    Portraying Intelligent People “Wrong”

    Portraying Intelligent People “Wrong”

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    Bill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All genuises wear a cape so everybody knows they are smarter

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    #39

    My Friend Went As Pikachu And Posted It To Her Story. A Thirsty Dude Replied

    My Friend Went As Pikachu And Posted It To Her Story. A Thirsty Dude Replied

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    Now, if the post passes all of those checks, it then goes live on the board, and redditors can see and comment on it, as usual. "At that point, the sub moderation becomes a collaboration between the moderators and the community. Moderators are out there checking things out of course, but we're just regular users, too, so we don't see everything. We instead partially rely on user reports to let us know when there's a problem that needs to be addressed. This is obviously not a failproof way of operating but it does get the job done most of the time."

    #40

    The Brexit Guy Is Super Duper Extra Verysmart

    The Brexit Guy Is Super Duper Extra Verysmart

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the looks of it, his method is not working

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    #41

    Your Marketing Scheme Is No Match For My Calculus Skills

    Your Marketing Scheme Is No Match For My Calculus Skills

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    #42

    Guy Is Convinced I Am A Girl (He Wishes) And Proceeds To Lecture Me On How He Knows

    Guy Is Convinced I Am A Girl (He Wishes) And Proceeds To Lecture Me On How He Knows

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    Mae (just add water)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to slap this asshole in the face rn. I cannot think of anything more offensive than this

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    Glen Grabenstetter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His attitude, "Anybody who disagrees with me is an idiot, or worse, a woman."

    Sarcastic Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... so men can’t be feminists? Or hate on incels? Ok whatever. I’m out.

    MiaOokami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently they can't hate pedophilia either?

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    MiaOokami
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... is he saying that he must be a girl because he hates pedophilia? Wtf?

    SweetCee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    iiii don't think you need to worry about romance, buddy

    nom de plume
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is such an underrated comment. Oh, and if the dude in question ever reads this... genuine romance requires genuine respect. Juuuuust sayin'.

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    Lord Ponsonby
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've realised that my attention span has been reduced to around the 3 seconds it takes to read a boredpanda post. I can't be arsed to read this post BUT I can be arsed to comment on something I haven't read. I am everything that is wrong with the internet and the world.

    Michael Capriola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am astounded by the amount of ignorance displayed by this idiot. Someone once said we'd have a better chance of survival if we killed off half the human race, and I wondered how we'd choose who lived and who died. I think I'm getting an idea of how that can be achieved.......

    Christel Nellemann
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a troll in trolling mode. He cannot be that stupid for real. .. right?

    CalicoKitty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Often it's not even stupidity. It's just entitlement. Because 💜humans can be awful💜

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    Barbz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    refused to acknowledge that 2d teens are attractive🤨🤨 how does that equate with femininity???

    Catlady6000
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, exactly, are 2d teens? I've never heard the term?

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    CalicoKitty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is nobody gonna talk about how he said autism like it's a botched lobotomy or something? And not, you know, a fairly broad catch-all term for a group of people who just function in a way that's... different?

    Tiny Dynamine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a prick just for saying 'hate on it'.

    You are Beautiful (He, Him)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am disgusted. No other word for it. Just disgusted.

    Sophia Graubart
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aside from the sexism, did he just inform this person that there are so dumb they are a menace to society?

    Periwinkle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yknow, there's always a way to tell if someone is " Male "

    YosemiteCat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg if you read the whole things it’s horrible

    Eggwithaleg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every word i read i get angrier...

    Suzy the observer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no words for the crap being spewed by this "person".

    『•• espresso ••』
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're an asshole because: • You think you're smart. You're not. • being extremely sexist - equating several behaviors with being a female. • you find that not being able to communicate with others is their problem, not yours. • you seem to support pedophilia and objectifying women, calling feminists or anybody with a brain "brainwashed." • assume people's genders and try to convince them that they are a gender they aren't. Why do you even pretend you're smart? Unless your ego is simply that unbelievably large. Who knows.

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve yet to meet a single female wanting to talk about her genitalia to a blazing d**k. But maybe that’s just my anti-socialism talking.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just now read this one, and discovering that incels are even more touchy there than they are on BP. Wow. Didn't know that was possible. Live and learn!

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dumb idiot is wrong on so many levels, I don't know where to start.

    Among Us
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the hell would you judge someone's gender by how they talk online? I mean that's just stupid.

    Joanna
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the way, one key feature of antisocial (personality disorder) is a disregard for the rights of others.

    ILOVEBAMBOO
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me rlly mad for some reason.

    Caroline Driver
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm SO glad I don't know this person

    Bill Karp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why pretend your a jack-ass, unless your donkey?

    Hugh Walter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously . . . the police need to be watching this guy!

    Richard Grady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the first time he’s spoken with a girl. Real or imaginary.

    Nikki Owens
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, this one isn't really about IQ, it's about wisdom, which is something entirely different. A person who holds the views he lists can be smart (and male!); they're just lacking in traditional wisdom. The author, on the other hand, is lacking in humility & has clearly overdosed on the manosphere.

    xvslnx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “One which likes to be beaten, actually.” I would find him and break his neck...

    OMEGA
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is sexist, defamatroy, wrong, and someone should shut down this account

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ass-ole is not even worth the conversation, Narcissistic POS.

    Sam T Godfrey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this one of those D&D character descriptions?

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If 2D teens means anime, I'm affraid I know exactly what kind of person wrote it. Now please start hating me for not liking anime. I met many people who like anime and one of them is decent human being. The rest... not so much.

    Leeh Colorada
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These kind of guys looks like they're made in a kind of form... All ot them are equal

    Abhainn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is this person tryna say

    Susan Mercurio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That women are lesser creatures and so assuming that the writer is a female puts him in his place. Lesser place.

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    Michael Capriola
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    4 years ago

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    Persp Gold
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    4 years ago

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    as a female, I can verify that we do like to be beaten and frequently use the code word "prude" to identify other feminists

    Martha Meyer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please stop using “female“ as a noun. Makes it sound like you live in a nature documentary.

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    Joanna
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    4 years ago

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    This is a fine specimen - the OP has incorporated tall kinds of douchebaggery and woven it into a true masterpiece of terrible.

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    However, getting things right most of the time wasn't good enough to meet the moderators' standards for quality. They wanted to be right all the time when it came to posts not revealing any identifying information, as per the subreddit's very first rule. "There should, ideally, be no way for a user to see a post on our sub and use that post to find the person in that post. This means that all real names, phone numbers addresses, usernames, online community names, Twitter handles, etc. have to be redacted from the post before submitting it. There's no way a bot can guarantee that to happen. As such, we found ourselves in the position of having several posts live in the feed that contained that information which some people then used to track down and harass the VerySmart(TM) person."

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    #43

    I’ll Stick To Baby Yoda Then

    I’ll Stick To Baby Yoda Then

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    Danieletc
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr. Robot was forced-edgy pandering crap.

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    #44

    About A Computer Mouse, When Asked If It Could Perform A Particular Function

    About A Computer Mouse, When Asked If It Could Perform A Particular Function

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    RandomPandaGuy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If everything is possible, it means that it is possible for something to be impossible...

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    #45

    Good In Math = Better Human

    Good In Math = Better Human

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    A.J Milne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't know what people are going through, and you cannot speak to people like that.

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    Thumbs0fDestiny was very candid about the situation: they'd let down Reddit's standards, r/IAmVerySmart's standards, as well as society's standards. "So we had to put a stop to it. The only way to make sure that didn't happen was to put the sub on full lockdown. All new posts are automatically filtered into a moderation queue where they sit until a human volunteer checks them to be sure there aren't any rule violations. This change has mostly been behind the scenes and therefore largely noticed by the community except to say new posts now arrive on the sub in batches when a moderator is clearing the queue, where before they would trickle in one at a time. The change had the desired effect though. We've not received a single complaint about harassment from anyone since we instituted the new policy."

    Which posts were your fave ones, dear Pandas? Do you plan on becoming a member of r/IAmVerySmart? Do you know anyone in person who tries way too hard to look smart? Share your thoughts and drop us a line or two in the comment section below.

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    #46

    Unfortunate That I Had To See This

    Unfortunate That I Had To See This

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    #47

    He’s Currently Taking Remedial Algebra At A Community College

    He’s Currently Taking Remedial Algebra At A Community College

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    inventing a new way to embarrass yourself?

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    #48

    Got Hit With This Out Of Nowhere

    Got Hit With This Out Of Nowhere

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    Aroace tiger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mortal mind? What does being able to die have to do with anything?

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    #49

    A Kid I Used To Go To School With Who Always Brags About His Iq

    A Kid I Used To Go To School With Who Always Brags About His Iq

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    Periwinkle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they ever respond to you with k, Ask them if they're trying to tell you about said periodic table.

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    #50

    Someone Has Figured Out What A Thesaurus Is

    Someone Has Figured Out What A Thesaurus Is

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    Sarcastic Panda
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think his common sense went prohibitively vacuous

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    #51

    Genius Gifted Kid

    Genius Gifted Kid

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    #52

    I Love This Message So Much

    I Love This Message So Much

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    Linus Nilsson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    01000010 01110101 01101100 01101100 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110100

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    #53

    Yes, Because You Need To Be A Grad Student To Do Basic Middle School Math

    Yes, Because You Need To Be A Grad Student To Do Basic Middle School Math

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, that is perfectly logical. I do that all the time. Simplify the mental maths to easier numbers.

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    #54

    Ben Shapiro Jr. Here Was Being So Annoying

    Ben Shapiro Jr. Here Was Being So Annoying

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    Periwinkle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh yes because in preschool, under the age of 4-5, You know fully about politics and facts which the teacher would hate you for, you don't learn basic things in preschool, only like.. Social skills I think, Then again I didn't go but like, three hours?

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    #55

    Literally Nobody Called Him That

    Literally Nobody Called Him That

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    #56

    It's Painful To Read

    It's Painful To Read

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    #57

    Spontaneously Learned To Read And Write

    Spontaneously Learned To Read And Write

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    Sue Hazlewood
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is 'at the age' not 'in the age' and not 'made my licence' so cross 'Learned English' off your list

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    #58

    My Language Is Far Too Sophisticated For The General Masses

    My Language Is Far Too Sophisticated For The General Masses

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    #59

    Twitter Genius Tells Everyone How To Address Leo Da Vinci

    Twitter Genius Tells Everyone How To Address Leo Da Vinci

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    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LDV hates this ish. trust me, I'm a 140 iq mage with +50 seance ability

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    #60

    Complaining About The Scientific Accuracy Of An Internet Meme

    Complaining About The Scientific Accuracy Of An Internet Meme

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