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Someone Asks People To Share The Ugliest Things They Own, Receives 30 Ghastly Replies
Far from everything we have at home is gorgeous and aesthetic. But have you ever wondered what the ugliest thing that you own is? Actor, comedian, writer, voiceover artist, and self-proclaimed wizard Guy Kelly (aka Brainmage) shared a photo of his chunky Diesel watch and then invited other Twitter users to share photos of the weird things they own in a viral thread.
Guy said that these interesting things have to be so bad that nobody wants to throw them out because they know they’ll never own such bad design as this again. Brainmage’s thread got more than 1.9k likes and was retweeted 522 times.
Scroll down to have a look, dear Pandas. Remember to upvote your faves and drop us a photo of the ugliest things at home in the comments if you want to. Some of the unusual things that people posted are so bad (and creepy) that they’re good. (Maybe.)
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Ugliest Painting Ever?
Dolphin Clock
Pre-School Creation
Brainmage does a little bit of everything. He has his own stand-up comedy show called Guy Kelly’s Letter of Last Resort where he talks about “mental health, toxic masculinity, and how close the world has come to nuclear war.” You can watch the full show right here.
“What about when I’m not making audiences cry/have panic attacks? Well. I’ve worked as a Maze Master at The Crystal Maze, which is, I’ll be honest, possibly the strangest way to make a living, as well as writing and performing critically-acclaimed, 5* sketch comedy with The Beta Males, selling out at the Edinburgh Fringe year after year,” Guy writes on his website.
Crazy Zoo
Nutty Painting
Family Portrait
He’s also previously written for the BBC, GinxTV, Future Publishing, and TimeOut. What’s more, he’s made murder mystery games with A Door In A Wall.
Guy reviews imaginary restaurants on another satirical Twitter account and admits that he can complete “the first level of Sonic 2 blindfolded, with my feet, and in under a minute.” He’s a man of many talents and threads about the ugliest things that we own are just the tip of the iceberg.
Where does Brainmage get all of that energy to do so many things? We have a sneaky suspicion it might have something to do with his ugly watch or the awesome Wizard painting that his wife tried to convince him is ugly.
Fairy Doll
Bad Taxidermy
Christmas Decoration
A Painting Of A Baby
your baby is NOT a half green half pink alien floating in the sky? i am disappointed!
Bwahahaha lucky I saw this at home and not in public, just spit out laughing :D
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I wish I could have seen your MIL’s face when her coworker gave her this painting. Priceless!
She must have thought it to be good, otherwise she wouldn't have given it to her daughter in law..... or maybe she hates her
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Doing a topic on pop art at school; gotta love Andy Warhol.
Andy Warhol style would’ve been taking one picture and lining up four (or more) different colored, different types of exposures of it, much like Warhol’s Marilyn Monroe diptych (good background from Tate Gallery here: https://www.tate.org.uk/art/artists/andy-warhol-2121)
I think perhaps the poster is afraid MIL will see this post. That's why she talks so much about "loving it".
Santa as a child seeing flying reindeer for the first time... with bubbles.
Pickled People
Ceramic Fish
Shell Cat
Donkey Person
There is a Polish version of Alice in Wonderland called 'neco z alenky''. (My Brother and I grew up watching it, it one of the best version I have ever watched). Anyway, the Mad Hatter in the show is wooden and look very similar to this.
Porcelain Mug
Handmade Doll
Ginger The Doll
Haunted Doll
Weird Figurine
Sad Monkey
Armadillo Couple
Personified Grate
Kids' Portrait
Jersey Zoo Souvenir
Clown Painting
Teethed Doll
It's not "real human teeth", it's an ugly doll sold at most major retailers (in the US). I saw a whole shelf at Walmart before Christmas.
Cursed Doll
Family Portrait
You'd think being a billionaire would mean Richard Branson could get a better family portrait drawn.
Face Mask
Note: this post originally had 49 images. It’s been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes.
In-laws. I got some horrific engagement gifts from my partner's family. I can only assume they wanted to get rid of me.
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I'd burn any of the items that would burn without causing too much toxic pollution and bag up the rest to take to the dump...
i couldnt even look at some.had to put it out of the screen while reading the posts
I'm humbled. For pure, unadulterated ugly, I have nothing that can compete with these gems. ;-)
Are you kidding me? The OP's Diesel watch is absolutely gorgeous! I'd wear that in a heartbeat and love every minute.
In-laws. I got some horrific engagement gifts from my partner's family. I can only assume they wanted to get rid of me.
Load More Replies... I'd burn any of the items that would burn without causing too much toxic pollution and bag up the rest to take to the dump...
i couldnt even look at some.had to put it out of the screen while reading the posts
I'm humbled. For pure, unadulterated ugly, I have nothing that can compete with these gems. ;-)
Are you kidding me? The OP's Diesel watch is absolutely gorgeous! I'd wear that in a heartbeat and love every minute.
