Far from everything we have at home is gorgeous and aesthetic. But have you ever wondered what the ugliest thing that you own is? Actor, comedian, writer, voiceover artist, and self-proclaimed wizard Guy Kelly (aka Brainmage) shared a photo of his chunky Diesel watch and then invited other Twitter users to share photos of the weird things they own in a viral thread.

Guy said that these interesting things have to be so bad that nobody wants to throw them out because they know they’ll never own such bad design as this again. Brainmage’s thread got more than 1.9k likes and was retweeted 522 times.

Scroll down to have a look, dear Pandas. Remember to upvote your faves and drop us a photo of the ugliest things at home in the comments if you want to. Some of the unusual things that people posted are so bad (and creepy) that they’re good. (Maybe.)

More info: Twitter | BrainMage.co.uk | YouTube

Image credits: Brainmage

Image credits: Brainmage

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Ugliest Painting Ever?

Ugliest Painting Ever?

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Dolphin Clock

Dolphin Clock

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Pre-School Creation

Pre-School Creation

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Brainmage does a little bit of everything. He has his own stand-up comedy show called Guy Kelly’s Letter of Last Resort where he talks about “mental health, toxic masculinity, and how close the world has come to nuclear war.” You can watch the full show right here.

“What about when I’m not making audiences cry/have panic attacks? Well. I’ve worked as a Maze Master at The Crystal Maze, which is, I’ll be honest, possibly the strangest way to make a living, as well as writing and performing critically-acclaimed, 5* sketch comedy with The Beta Males, selling out at the Edinburgh Fringe year after year,” Guy writes on his website.

#4

Crazy Zoo

Crazy Zoo

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Slinkman
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Frankenstein now experimenting with animals too yeah?

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#5

Nutty Painting

Nutty Painting

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Family Portrait

Family Portrait

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Slinkman
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like them pancakes people make of well-known faces

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He’s also previously written for the BBC, GinxTV, Future Publishing, and TimeOut. What’s more, he’s made murder mystery games with A Door In A Wall.

Guy reviews imaginary restaurants on another satirical Twitter account and admits that he can complete “the first level of Sonic 2 blindfolded, with my feet, and in under a minute.” He’s a man of many talents and threads about the ugliest things that we own are just the tip of the iceberg.

Where does Brainmage get all of that energy to do so many things? We have a sneaky suspicion it might have something to do with his ugly watch or the awesome Wizard painting that his wife tried to convince him is ugly.

#7

Fairy Doll

Fairy Doll

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#8

Bad Taxidermy

Bad Taxidermy

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Slinkman
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can donate your body to sceince, you can , however, also make the choice this squirrel made and ride horses for eternity.

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#10

A Painting Of A Baby

A Painting Of A Baby

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Francis
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

your baby is NOT a half green half pink alien floating in the sky? i am disappointed!

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#11

Pickled People

Pickled People

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Slinkman
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Much scarier then a cat made of shells.

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#12

Ceramic Fish

Ceramic Fish

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Donkey Person

Donkey Person

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Rachel Borowyckyj
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a Polish version of Alice in Wonderland called 'neco z alenky''. (My Brother and I grew up watching it, it one of the best version I have ever watched). Anyway, the Mad Hatter in the show is wooden and look very similar to this.

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#15

Porcelain Mug

Porcelain Mug

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Slinkman
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This could be in the life-action version of Beauty and the Beast.

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#16

Handmade Doll

Handmade Doll

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Slinkman
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With this back-story, this doesn't look that haunted, i find it humble to be honest.

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#17

Ginger The Doll

Ginger The Doll

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Claire
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not wearing my glasses, and when I first read it I missed the punctuation. I read "... the aunt died later when my wife bit her face..."

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#18

Piggy Bank

Piggy Bank

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Weird Figurine

Weird Figurine

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Sad Monkey

Sad Monkey

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Armadillo Couple

Armadillo Couple

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#24

Kids' Portrait

Kids' Portrait

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#25

Jersey Zoo Souvenir

Jersey Zoo Souvenir

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Madison Lam
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't bad tho, its something I would probably own lol

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#26

Clown Painting

Clown Painting

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MauKini
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its a very nice painting! Im not a huge fan of clowns im ok with him though.

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#27

Teethed Doll

Teethed Doll

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Dianna Siever
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not "real human teeth", it's an ugly doll sold at most major retailers (in the US). I saw a whole shelf at Walmart before Christmas.

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#28

Cursed Doll

Cursed Doll

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slackjack
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have some of these from my mum. Apparently they are worth some cash.

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#29

Family Portrait

Family Portrait

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Charl Marx
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You'd think being a billionaire would mean Richard Branson could get a better family portrait drawn.

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#30

Face Mask

Face Mask

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