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Far from everything we have at home is gorgeous and aesthetic. But have you ever wondered what the ugliest thing that you own is? Actor, comedian, writer, voiceover artist, and self-proclaimed wizard Guy Kelly (aka Brainmage) shared a photo of his chunky Diesel watch and then invited other Twitter users to share photos of the weird things they own in a viral thread.

Guy said that these interesting things have to be so bad that nobody wants to throw them out because they know they’ll never own such bad design as this again. Brainmage’s thread got more than 1.9k likes and was retweeted 522 times.

Scroll down to have a look, dear Pandas. Remember to upvote your faves and drop us a photo of the ugliest things at home in the comments if you want to. Some of the unusual things that people posted are so bad (and creepy) that they’re good. (Maybe.)

More info: Twitter | BrainMage.co.uk | YouTube

Image credits: Brainmage

Image credits: Brainmage

Brainmage does a little bit of everything. He has his own stand-up comedy show called Guy Kelly’s Letter of Last Resort where he talks about “mental health, toxic masculinity, and how close the world has come to nuclear war.” You can watch the full show right here.

“What about when I’m not making audiences cry/have panic attacks? Well. I’ve worked as a Maze Master at The Crystal Maze, which is, I’ll be honest, possibly the strangest way to make a living, as well as writing and performing critically-acclaimed, 5* sketch comedy with The Beta Males, selling out at the Edinburgh Fringe year after year,” Guy writes on his website.

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He’s also previously written for the BBC, GinxTV, Future Publishing, and TimeOut. What’s more, he’s made murder mystery games with A Door In A Wall.

Guy reviews imaginary restaurants on another satirical Twitter account and admits that he can complete “the first level of Sonic 2 blindfolded, with my feet, and in under a minute.” He’s a man of many talents and threads about the ugliest things that we own are just the tip of the iceberg.

Where does Brainmage get all of that energy to do so many things? We have a sneaky suspicion it might have something to do with his ugly watch or the awesome Wizard painting that his wife tried to convince him is ugly.

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Slinkman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can donate your body to sceince, you can , however, also make the choice this squirrel made and ride horses for eternity.

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A Painting Of A Baby

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Francis
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

your baby is NOT a half green half pink alien floating in the sky? i am disappointed!

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Rachel Borowyckyj
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a Polish version of Alice in Wonderland called 'neco z alenky''. (My Brother and I grew up watching it, it one of the best version I have ever watched). Anyway, the Mad Hatter in the show is wooden and look very similar to this.

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Porcelain Mug

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This could be in the life-action version of Beauty and the Beast.

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Handmade Doll

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Slinkman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With this back-story, this doesn't look that haunted, i find it humble to be honest.

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Claire
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not wearing my glasses, and when I first read it I missed the punctuation. I read "... the aunt died later when my wife bit her face..."

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MauKini
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its a very nice painting! Im not a huge fan of clowns im ok with him though.

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Dianna Siever
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not "real human teeth", it's an ugly doll sold at most major retailers (in the US). I saw a whole shelf at Walmart before Christmas.

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Charl Marx
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You'd think being a billionaire would mean Richard Branson could get a better family portrait drawn.

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