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Far from everything we have at home is gorgeous and aesthetic. But have you ever wondered what the ugliest thing that you own is? Actor, comedian, writer, voiceover artist, and self-proclaimed wizard Guy Kelly (aka Brainmage) shared a photo of his chunky Diesel watch and then invited other Twitter users to share photos of the weird things they own in a viral thread.

Guy said that these interesting things have to be so bad that nobody wants to throw them out because they know they’ll never own such bad design as this again. Brainmage’s thread got more than 1.9k likes and was retweeted 522 times.

Scroll down to have a look, dear Pandas. Remember to upvote your faves and drop us a photo of the ugliest things at home in the comments if you want to. Some of the unusual things that people posted are so bad (and creepy) that they’re good. (Maybe.)

More info: Twitter | BrainMage.co.uk | YouTube

Image credits: Brainmage

Image credits: Brainmage

#1

Ugliest Painting Ever?

Ugliest Painting Ever?

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Madison Lam
Community Member
6 years ago

Its like a fleshy potato

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    Dolphin Clock

    Dolphin Clock

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    Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Does it squeel the hours? Phintastic...

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    #3

    Pre-School Creation

    Pre-School Creation

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    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Clearly he's seen the Wendigo.

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    Brainmage does a little bit of everything. He has his own stand-up comedy show called Guy Kelly’s Letter of Last Resort where he talks about “mental health, toxic masculinity, and how close the world has come to nuclear war.” You can watch the full show right here.

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    “What about when I’m not making audiences cry/have panic attacks? Well. I’ve worked as a Maze Master at The Crystal Maze, which is, I’ll be honest, possibly the strangest way to make a living, as well as writing and performing critically-acclaimed, 5* sketch comedy with The Beta Males, selling out at the Edinburgh Fringe year after year,” Guy writes on his website.

    #4

    Crazy Zoo

    Crazy Zoo

    amyjayem Report

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited)

    Frankenstein now experimenting with animals too yeah?

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    #5

    Nutty Painting

    Nutty Painting

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    It is pretty obvious where the nuts are hidden

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    #6

    Family Portrait

    Family Portrait

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    Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Looks like them pancakes people make of well-known faces

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    He’s also previously written for the BBC, GinxTV, Future Publishing, and TimeOut. What’s more, he’s made murder mystery games with A Door In A Wall.

    Guy reviews imaginary restaurants on another satirical Twitter account and admits that he can complete “the first level of Sonic 2 blindfolded, with my feet, and in under a minute.” He’s a man of many talents and threads about the ugliest things that we own are just the tip of the iceberg.

    Where does Brainmage get all of that energy to do so many things? We have a sneaky suspicion it might have something to do with his ugly watch or the awesome Wizard painting that his wife tried to convince him is ugly.

    #7

    Fairy Doll

    Fairy Doll

    Herne_TheHunter Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Why does this thing exist??

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    #8

    Bad Taxidermy

    Bad Taxidermy

    MrLloydSpandex Report

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    You can donate your body to sceince, you can , however, also make the choice this squirrel made and ride horses for eternity.

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    #9

    Christmas Decoration

    Christmas Decoration

    PeterC78 Report

    Rachel Borowyckyj
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I have one of those

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    #10

    A Painting Of A Baby

    A Painting Of A Baby

    EmiMarFly Report

    Francis
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited)

    your baby is NOT a half green half pink alien floating in the sky? i am disappointed!

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    #11

    Pickled People

    Pickled People

    zunderwhelmed Report

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Much scarier then a cat made of shells.

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    #12

    Ceramic Fish

    Ceramic Fish

    AnnieRat1 Report

    desert29rat
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I'd forget to bring it home too.

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    #13

    Shell Cat

    Shell Cat

    lucyayrton Report

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Are you sure it's not an owl?

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    #14

    Donkey Person

    Donkey Person

    avantegarbage Report

    Rachel Borowyckyj
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    There is a Polish version of Alice in Wonderland called 'neco z alenky''. (My Brother and I grew up watching it, it one of the best version I have ever watched). Anyway, the Mad Hatter in the show is wooden and look very similar to this.

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    #15

    Porcelain Mug

    Porcelain Mug

    ChronicFinance Report

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited)

    This could be in the life-action version of Beauty and the Beast.

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    #16

    Handmade Doll

    Handmade Doll

    Allie_Rouge Report

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    With this back-story, this doesn't look that haunted, i find it humble to be honest.

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    #17

    Ginger The Doll

    Ginger The Doll

    romfordgeeza Report

    Claire
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I'm not wearing my glasses, and when I first read it I missed the punctuation. I read "... the aunt died later when my wife bit her face..."

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    #18

    Piggy Bank

    Piggy Bank

    attaboyjose Report

    AJu
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Wow it looks possessed

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    #19

    Haunted Doll

    Haunted Doll

    Siouxs_Aitch Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    She has no soul...

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    #20

    Weird Figurine

    Weird Figurine

    nimbus_nought Report

    David Martin
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Disturbing. What it is is disturbing

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    #21

    Sad Monkey

    Sad Monkey

    AlexWattsEsq Report

    Kel Gal
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Are you trying to set it on fire?

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    #22

    Armadillo Couple

    Armadillo Couple

    SousLeRadar Report

    Melissa Meaux
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Its Urban Armadillo, Bud and Sissy 😁

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    #23

    Personified Grate

    Personified Grate

    fiona_feane Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Capture-5e...be5b7c.jpg Capture-5eb2a46be5b7c.jpg

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    #24

    Kids' Portrait

    Kids' Portrait

    JeannaLStars Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Tintin has a twin brother?

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    #25

    Jersey Zoo Souvenir

    Jersey Zoo Souvenir

    jenniefindlay Report

    Madison Lam
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This isn't bad tho, its something I would probably own lol

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    #26

    Clown Painting

    Clown Painting

    notebrook Report

    MauKini
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Its a very nice painting! Im not a huge fan of clowns im ok with him though.

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    #27

    Teethed Doll

    Teethed Doll

    AliceTaylorM Report

    Dianna Siever
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited)

    It's not "real human teeth", it's an ugly doll sold at most major retailers (in the US). I saw a whole shelf at Walmart before Christmas.

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    #28

    Cursed Doll

    Cursed Doll

    Imthejenn Report

    slackjack
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I have some of these from my mum. Apparently they are worth some cash.

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    #29

    Family Portrait

    Family Portrait

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    Charl Marx
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    You'd think being a billionaire would mean Richard Branson could get a better family portrait drawn.

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    #30

    Face Mask

    Face Mask

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    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    It looks like a piece of ham lmao

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    #31

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    JuliShirey Report

    Eleanor Vear
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Lol I thought the cat was sitting in it!

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    #32

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    morag_lindsay Report

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Is this what happens to retired boating school teachers?

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    #33

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    thesloth716 Report

    Hańka
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I like this one :)

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    #34

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    JeremyCShipp Report

    MauKini
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Thats no doll...

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    #35

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    moonjam Report

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Melty the clown.

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    #36

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    notebrook Report

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited)

    I kinda like him. I think it’s the expression on his face.

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    #37

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    Louiestowell Report

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Yikes.

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    #38

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    Captain_Herder Report

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    So the question here is whether it was built to look like a burned building, or if it was made normal and burned after. Did the dolls inside survive, or do they haunt it to this day?

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    #39

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    pugnaciously Report

    Roadkill The Brave
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Did they seriously put a shirt on a mustelid?! Really?! For shame.

    #40

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    bgatten Report

    Emperor Kitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I think you misread the title. This is amazing.

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    #41

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    JNRaeside Report

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Andy Pandy ... is that you?

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    #42

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    NaomiSeu Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Chuckie in drag?

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    #43

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    aaronvandorn Report

    Animal lover❤
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Whaaa?

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    #44

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    thebrainofchris Report

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Ah! The ol' Punch and Judy. Your son is right to be terrified of them. What was his grandfather thinking?!

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    #45

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    ookiimarukochan Report

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    'Is that snack for me?!'

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    #46

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    JimHanner Report

    elia 84631
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Looks like Hagiography which is common in Southeastern Europe

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    #47

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    schafersam Report

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This is wrong. On so many levels.

    #48

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    Eleanorbirdy Report

    mummy pig
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    But it's not ugly

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    #49

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    People-Share-Ugliest-Things-At-Home

    byronmask Report

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Definitely interested! Tell us the story. Please.

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