Far from everything we have at home is gorgeous and aesthetic. But have you ever wondered what the ugliest thing that you own is? Actor, comedian, writer, voiceover artist, and self-proclaimed wizard Guy Kelly (aka Brainmage) shared a photo of his chunky Diesel watch and then invited other Twitter users to share photos of the weird things they own in a viral thread.

Guy said that these interesting things have to be so bad that nobody wants to throw them out because they know they’ll never own such bad design as this again. Brainmage’s thread got more than 1.9k likes and was retweeted 522 times.

Scroll down to have a look, dear Pandas. Remember to upvote your faves and drop us a photo of the ugliest things at home in the comments if you want to. Some of the unusual things that people posted are so bad (and creepy) that they’re good. (Maybe.)

More info: Twitter | BrainMage.co.uk | YouTube

Image credits: Brainmage

Image credits: Brainmage

#1

Ugliest Painting Ever?

Ugliest Painting Ever?

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Guinny
Community Member
1 year ago

Patrick has seen things

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#2

Dolphin Clock

Dolphin Clock

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Slinkman
Community Member
1 year ago

Does it squeel the hours? Phintastic...

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#3

Pre-School Creation

Pre-School Creation

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MsM
Community Member
1 year ago

I think it's way cool

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Brainmage does a little bit of everything. He has his own stand-up comedy show called Guy Kelly’s Letter of Last Resort where he talks about “mental health, toxic masculinity, and how close the world has come to nuclear war.” You can watch the full show right here.

“What about when I’m not making audiences cry/have panic attacks? Well. I’ve worked as a Maze Master at The Crystal Maze, which is, I’ll be honest, possibly the strangest way to make a living, as well as writing and performing critically-acclaimed, 5* sketch comedy with The Beta Males, selling out at the Edinburgh Fringe year after year,” Guy writes on his website.

#4

Crazy Zoo

Crazy Zoo

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Slinkman
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Frankenstein now experimenting with animals too yeah?

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#5

Nutty Painting

Nutty Painting

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Andrew Gibb
Community Member
1 year ago

It is pretty obvious where the nuts are hidden

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#6

Family Portrait

Family Portrait

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Slinkman
Community Member
1 year ago

Looks like them pancakes people make of well-known faces

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He’s also previously written for the BBC, GinxTV, Future Publishing, and TimeOut. What’s more, he’s made murder mystery games with A Door In A Wall.

Guy reviews imaginary restaurants on another satirical Twitter account and admits that he can complete “the first level of Sonic 2 blindfolded, with my feet, and in under a minute.” He’s a man of many talents and threads about the ugliest things that we own are just the tip of the iceberg.

Where does Brainmage get all of that energy to do so many things? We have a sneaky suspicion it might have something to do with his ugly watch or the awesome Wizard painting that his wife tried to convince him is ugly.

#7

Fairy Doll

Fairy Doll

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MsM
Community Member
1 year ago

fairy oddmother

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#8

Bad Taxidermy

Bad Taxidermy

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Slinkman
Community Member
1 year ago

You can donate your body to sceince, you can , however, also make the choice this squirrel made and ride horses for eternity.

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#9

Christmas Decoration

Christmas Decoration

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Rachel Borowyckyj
Community Member
1 year ago

I have one of those

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#10

A Painting Of A Baby

A Painting Of A Baby

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Francis
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

your baby is NOT a half green half pink alien floating in the sky? i am disappointed!

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#11

Pickled People

Pickled People

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Slinkman
Community Member
1 year ago

Much scarier then a cat made of shells.

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#12

Ceramic Fish

Ceramic Fish

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Guinny
Community Member
1 year ago

#kyliejennerchallenge

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#13

Shell Cat

Shell Cat

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MsM
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Beach souvenir shops used to "shell" these.

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#14

Donkey Person

Donkey Person

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MsM
Community Member
1 year ago

Dobby?

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#15

Porcelain Mug

Porcelain Mug

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Slinkman
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

This could be in the life-action version of Beauty and the Beast.

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#16

Handmade Doll

Handmade Doll

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Slinkman
Community Member
1 year ago

With this back-story, this doesn't look that haunted, i find it humble to be honest.

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#17

Ginger The Doll

Ginger The Doll

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Guinny
Community Member
1 year ago

BURN IT

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#18

Piggy Bank

Piggy Bank

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MsM
Community Member
1 year ago

That little piggy needs to go to market

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#19

Haunted Doll

Haunted Doll

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troufaki13
Community Member
1 year ago

She has no soul...

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#20

Weird Figurine

Weird Figurine

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David Martin
Community Member
1 year ago

Disturbing. What it is is disturbing

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#21

Sad Monkey

Sad Monkey

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Kel Gal
Community Member
1 year ago

Are you trying to set it on fire?

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#22

Armadillo Couple

Armadillo Couple

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Melissa Meaux
Community Member
1 year ago

Its Urban Armadillo, Bud and Sissy 😁

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#23

Personified Grate

Personified Grate

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MsM
Community Member
1 year ago

I'd use it as a weird Christmas tree topper

Pretty Pangolin
Community Member
1 year ago

You could put LED's in her skirt so they'd shine out and make a pattern.

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Kjorn
Community Member
1 year ago

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Eniko Bata
Community Member
1 year ago

I LOVE it

glowworm2
Community Member
1 year ago

This one is cute actually.

Slinkman
Community Member
1 year ago

'Well, an eye for an eye sweety'

Maria Ines Molina
Community Member
1 year ago

I kinda like it. It would be great to restore her, I mean the missing eye

Thomas Ewing
Community Member
1 year ago

Yes, it would be grate!

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Jihana
Community Member
1 year ago

Those are from the french company Pylones. https://www.pylones.com/en/grater/1272_1738_gift-stylish-large-grater-ma-dame-blue.html

MauKini
Community Member
1 year ago

Not too bad

Emy Loves
Community Member
1 year ago

Kinda cool! She's not only missing an eye but a nose and nipple as well!...maybe she likes to grate herself when no ones looking

Tom Wagner
Community Member
1 year ago

I would have faked lactose intolerance in a big hurry.

Panda with Heart
Community Member
1 year ago

It is kinda cute even without eyes.

YoyoSthlm
Community Member
1 year ago

What's creepy about this? They sell those everywhere.

Danny Ruiz
Community Member
1 month ago

Definetely cheesie!

Alyssa Fry
Community Member
1 year ago

This is cooool

Coleen
Community Member
1 year ago

I like it!

LadyAna
Community Member
1 year ago

😲😲

Jane W.
Community Member
1 year ago

Just add an eye, a halo, and some wings, and there you have it.

StinkyMonkey
Community Member
1 year ago

I have one in red and honestly I love it. I think it's cute and fun. This one's a bit creepy with the missing eye but that's nothing to do with the thing itself.

Sue Hazlewood
Community Member
1 year ago

I have a similar one, the woman is prettier though.

Jennifer Marshall
Community Member
1 year ago

Don't try to smooth her skirt!

Matthew Smith
Community Member
1 year ago

Not that grate!

ENEDELIA Soto
Community Member
1 year ago

it's a cheese grater

Bunnyllama47
Community Member
1 year ago

It's a cheese grater

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#24

Kids' Portrait

Kids' Portrait

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Kjorn
Community Member
1 year ago

Tintin has a twin brother?

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#25

Jersey Zoo Souvenir

Jersey Zoo Souvenir

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Madison Lam
Community Member
1 year ago

This isn't bad tho, its something I would probably own lol

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#26

Clown Painting

Clown Painting

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MauKini
Community Member
1 year ago

Its a very nice painting! Im not a huge fan of clowns im ok with him though.

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#27

Teethed Doll

Teethed Doll

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Dianna Siever
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

It's not "real human teeth", it's an ugly doll sold at most major retailers (in the US). I saw a whole shelf at Walmart before Christmas.

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#28

Cursed Doll

Cursed Doll

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slackjack
Community Member
1 year ago

I have some of these from my mum. Apparently they are worth some cash.

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#29

Family Portrait

Family Portrait

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Charl Marx
Community Member
1 year ago

You'd think being a billionaire would mean Richard Branson could get a better family portrait drawn.

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#30

Face Mask

Face Mask

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MsM
Community Member
1 year ago

Work it, Sophie

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