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People Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Guests Have Done And These Are 30 Of The Worst Ones
When you enter someone else's home, it's their turf. Their rules. Sadly, not everyone understands that. Some guests act like they own your place. In fact, they might act like they own every place. In a survey about houseguests by Joybird, 37% of respondents said they've had a bad guest at least once.
After reading some of the entries on this list, you might be put off inviting people over for a long time. These stories come from a thread where one person asked, "What's the rudest thing a guest in your home has done?" So scroll away and find the weirdest and most disturbing cases where people of all ages seemed to forget what good manners were.
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#1
Stole $100. But this story has a happy ending.
When I was young I had three friends over, all of them brothers. The oldest was my age, the middle was a couple years younger (same age as my brother), and they had brought their youngest brother with them. He was a little b***h.
Well that day my dad let me hang onto a $100 bill because I thought it was cool and had never seen one. I showed it off to my friends and left it on my side table. I didn't even notice it go missing.
Well, here's how the story goes. My friends had left, and when they got near their house, the youngest brother pulled out the $100 and said "hey guys, look what I took." The two older brothers got *pissed.* They dragged him crying all the way back to my house, handed me the $100 that I hadn't even realized was missing, and forced him to apologize. Friends of integrity right there.
R Dennis 1 year ago
When I was little (3-4) I took a pack of gum from a grocery store. I knew it wasn't mine, but I wanted it. My mom found it when we got home. She took me back to the store, had me hand it to the cashier, and apologize for stealing. I barely remember how I felt taking it, but I'll never forget how I felt apologizing.
ILoveMySon 1 year ago
I encountered this exact scenario with my neighbor boys after showing them a coin collection. They are adults now and I still keep in touch. The little thief is now a fantastic person.
UncleJon_TheMadScientist 1 year ago
Had a cousin steal a roll of uncirculated bicentennial quarters from my brother's dresser drawer, along with some other stuff. He flat out refused to admit it... I set a trap by attaching a loud alarm bell to the drawer... sure enough next time he was over the drawerbell goes off, he still swore it wasn't him... to this day some of us still laugh about the drawerbell...
Sven Horlemann 1 year ago
I got a ticket for Whitesnakes 1987 tour (yep, I am that old). Had a party, afterwards, the ticket was gone. I was sure someone stole it. Well... when moving in with my girlfriend and packing things, guess what I found. Brand new. Unused. Mentally I apologies to all my friends.
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#2
I've made this post before so I'll just copy paste it here:
Not my house but my car. I don't have many rules for passengers when I'm driving but there are two I will never budge on.
1: Wear your seat belt.
2: Do not smoke in my car.
I had just bought a car, it wasn't brand new but I knew the previous (and only) owner and I knew he was a car guy who took meticulous care of his cars inside and out. He wouldn't even sell me the car before he had given the engine a proper service. Within a week of getting the car a friend asked for a lift to the train station, I knew he smoked so as we walked to the car I told him specifically to wait until we get to the station before he lights up (a 10 minute ride at most).
I back out of the parking spot, drive to the exit of the parking lot and as I check my left hand side for oncoming cars I hear from my right the distinctive sound of a lighter sparking up. Dude could not even f*****g wait until we were out of the f*****g car park before he just had to have his goddamn cigarette. I ask him what the hell he thinks he's doing and he just looks at me and says "Relax, it's not like it's a new car." F****r ended up walking to the train station.
Bewitched One 1 year ago (edited)
Don’t blame ya there. And I’m a smoker 🤷🏼♀️ but I ALWAYS ask if it’s okay if I’m in someone else’s home or vehicle. And I don’t even smoke in my own home
Cari Owens 1 year ago
I used to be a smoker and I was the same way. If I was in someone else's car or home, I'd ask if I could light up, even if they were a smoker themselves. If they asked me not to, I'd step outside and light up.
Load More Replies... Lena Flising 1 year ago
Doesn’t matter if it’s old or new. If you don’t want smoke stink, you don’t want smoke stink.
nottheactualphoto 1 year ago
Who downvoted this inoffensive comment? Fixed.
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Colleen Glim 1 year ago
Bugger couldn’t wait ten damn minutes?! Don’t ever ask me for a ride again
Donna Peluda 1 year ago
My mum did that, lite up in my new car. Upside was we didn't talk for 2 years after.
KatSaidWhat 1 year ago
not the biggest hill to die on so clearly more backstory that I don't need, but if it's a win, it's a win.
Load More Replies... KatSaidWhat 1 year ago
Ex-smoker of 30 years here - you don't spark up in a car or house unless the owner themselves are smoking there, and even then I would still ask if it was ok.
KatSaidWhat 1 year ago
That said, I appear to have no problem vaping in my office on a Friday when it's just me.
Load More Replies... KatSaidWhat 1 year ago
Ex-smoker here - you don't smoke in anyone else's turf unless they smoke themselves in that turf.
sarah mitchell 1 year ago
Good on you I smoke but only in my own own home, would never just light up in someones elses car or home, just rude.
#3
A little late to the conversation but I had a friend a few weeks ago come over and test a few new games on my VR system. I love that thing and super proud of owning one. When he was done with it he tossed the headset on the ground from stomach height. Shocked and appalled I asked him what the f**k he was doing and he looked me in the eye and said “what? It’s not mine.” Needless to say he’s not allowed over at my house anymore.
Rinso The Red 1 year ago
Honestly thought this was a universal rule: Return things in AT LEAST as good a condition as you borrowed them.
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
Sounds like the cousins I lived with. If it wasn't theirs, they didn't think they had to take care of it. Come to think of it, they didn't take care of their own stuff either, that's why they were borrowing mine...
Guess Undheit 1 year ago
"It's not mine." Cheezus Jucking Frist. I wouldn't do that to other people's stuff. And while I would ragequit and that to my own, that's because it ~~~IS~~~ mine. It doesn't mean you can do it to my stuff.
Pixie T 1 year ago
Not long after wii first came out I saved up to buy myself one as a reward for getting promoted at work. I'd always been close with my sister growing up so in our early 20s we shared a flat together ( splitting all bills enabled us both to save enough for our own deposit to buy our properties) Anyway she had a friend over and we all were playing wii, he was getting a bit aggressive so I told him to calm down. Then he lost the game and literally threw the controller ( yes it broke ) both my sis and I told him he was out of order and he'd need to buy a new one. His response was " its not mine so why should I give a f**k, besides I don't have money to nor want to". I was both annoyed and upset that after only a month part was ruined. His mum ended up giving me the money for a new controller. And I never allowed him to touch anything of mine again.
#4
My brother was coming to town and needed a place to stay. I offered him my couch ( its a big three-seater and pretty comfy). When he got home he made a podcast and talked about how terrible it was sleeping on my couch. Get a motel next time then you cheap ungrateful d**k!
Grey Beard 1 year ago
Offered a couch to a mate while he was trying to find a new apartment. He would take his shoes and socks off, lie back on the couch and rub his very smelly feet on the armrest of the couch. He was quickly encouraged to stay elsewhere.
Kian Ponda 1 year ago
This has actually happened with me. I just kicked him out of the house. Works like a charm.
#5
Male friend asked that my partner and I take ourselves and our <12 month old daughter to a motel for a night whilst he uses our house to try his luck with one of our female friends we invited over for a game night.
Cari Owens 1 year ago
The counter to this is "How about YOU go to a hotel and we'll stay HERE."
#6
I was babysitting my neighbours daughter. My neighbour was supposed to pick up the girl hours before and didn’t answer any of my messages prior. I got the living room ready just in case if she was gonna stay the night. It was close to midnight and he finally came to pick her up. The dad ranged the bell and when I answered the door he was sooo wasted. He barged in and walked past me to go to kitchen and everything that was in his grasp, he literally destroyed. He went to the fridge and drank juice straight from the carton. He then walked back to the living room where his daughter was, then was spewing random s**t to her and mid sentence he vomited all over my couch and passed out after.
EDIT: For those of you asking;
* Yes he did apologize and paid to clean the couch.
* The daughter at that time just started first grade, so she was probably 6 or 7. She’s very smart, so she was aware of what was going on.
* Did I call CPS? Yes. He turned out to be an alcoholic and it wasn’t the first time he has done this.
Stannous Flouride 1 year ago (edited)
He was a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings. (My father was a mean drunk)
#7
My 10-year-old distant cousin unwrapped 3 new bars of soap and flushed them down the toilet on the 3rd floor of my house. That night, we returned from dinner to find water dripping from the ceiling on the *first* floor—the third floor bathroom had flooded and the water leaked through the floor, dripped from the ceiling of the second floor, and leaked though to the ceiling of the first floor. the whole mess cost thousands of dollars to repair.
the kid confessed everything with great glee and his mother just thought it was the funniest thing.
Elio 1 year ago
Probably sobbed on Failbook about how people are mean and out to get her for expecting her to parent her child.
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Kathrin Pukowsky 1 year ago
Now it's my turn to ask "how"? The worst that should've happened from flushing those soap bars is a clogged toilet, unless the water in your toilet is constantly running, which is something to be fixed asap because that's money going down the drain. Even if the boy flushed ten times and made the toilet bowl flow over, that should not have been enough water to go through two floors. Maybe it's because I work in apartment building management, but this makes me wonder more about what is wrong with the plumbing than what is wrong with the child.
Sven Grammersdorf 1 year ago
You said exactly what I was thinking. Thanks for saving me the time of typing that all out
Load More Replies... Beth Wheeler 1 year ago
I would say an a*s beating was deserved for that, the kid and the parent.
Stannous Flouride 1 year ago
There is a malleable wax ring that is between the ceramic base of the toilet and the brass end of the outflow drain. (It has to be wax because of the tiny movements that occur as the toilet is in use and yet remain water resistant.) You know what dissolves wax? Detergents & surfactants such as those found in most soaps.
#8
My really close friend brought his now ex girlfriend that was super controlling over while me and a few other friends were hanging out, about thirty minutes in she decided that she is going to go into my super white bathroom and dye her hair black, not only this but if you’ve never dyed your hair before you must rinse your hair out to get excess dye out. She ended up staining my white counters, bath tub/ shower, floor, two decorative towels, my carpet outside the bathroom and my toilet. I was so irate and I don’t think she understood that you do not do this s**t in someone else’s house without asking them. Literally everyone that was over including me told her to get her now just showered naked a*s out of my house. I was so done because she just stained soooooo much s**t that will not come out easy. It makes my blood boil thinking about it now.
Pink kitty 1 year ago
What is wrong the the ex girlfriend that she thinks this behavior is acceptable?!
Bewitched One 1 year ago
Sounds like she had quite a few things wrong lol
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UpupaEpops 1 year ago
Who decides to randomly take a shower at another person's place? Especially when they only know them by association?
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HangryHangryHippo 1 year ago
Bet that bathroom looked like a crime scene. It's so hard to clean up dye and if you don't do it immediately, there's s high chance for the damage to be permanent 😵
#9
Stole money from our engagement cards, at our house, during our engagement party.
Dizzie D 1 year ago
I actually had a guest steal expensive perfume from my bathroom once....at my father's funeral wake. Stole my stuff at my Dads funeral. I kind of knew who it was but I was so upset I didn't follow up. Couldn't really prove it but I knew it was her. What kind of a person does that?
Lila Allen 1 year ago
My MIl's " best friend" stole her car the day she died while we were still trying to get her body transported and go to the funeral home. She asked to use it to move something and then took off to another city and refused to come back. She was arrested driving around in it 3 months later
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HarriMissesScotland 1 year ago
one of my 6 aunts said she would stay with my grandmother while the rest of us went to my grandfather's funeral. She cleaned the house out of everything that was sentimental or worth something. She even took my grandmother's wedding ring off her finger!!!! I was beyond angry and begged my mother to call the police, but she refused. My grandmother never got over it. Neither did I.
#10
Kid tried to cut my birthday cake, and open my presents. The whole time his mom was laughing like it
I WAS F*****G MAD. I looked at the mom and she was like ohhh Johnathan don't do that sweetie. The f*****g kid kept doing it. I grabbed him and the f****r was fighting me to open my presents I s**t you not. He just had to see what was inside. Then he tried to cut my cake tell his mom to get the knife he is ready to cut his cake. What pissed me off the most was that none of the parents did s**t. My mom was in the kitchen so she couldn't see what was happening. They all just sat there watching it happen. It was only after I was like f**k this I am done I don't care anymore.
The kid was 8 and I was 6.
#11
Let their child punch our brand new TV and laughed as he did it as if it was cute.
Bewitched One 1 year ago
Lets see how cute they think it is when I go to their house and break something of theirs?
R Dennis 1 year ago
Yeah. I had a pair of JVC tower speakers. (It was the early 90's, so yeah I was doing pretty good back then. 😆) My gf (now my wife) had her BFF and BFF's sister over. The sister had a little boy and he was messing with the mesh cover for the speakers and I told her to watch him and have him stop. He proceeded to shove his finger into the mesh and tear the mid speaker. His mom laughed and thought it was hilarious... yes, I am still mad about it.
#12
Tried to crawl into bed with me while I was asleep with my husband next to me in bed.
Creepy and rude.
Midoribird Aoi 1 year ago
Were they drunk and mixed up bedrooms by mistake? (I doubt it, but still)
Donna Peluda 1 year ago
Sounds like the beginning of a p**n movie, cue 80 sax music. (yes I know it´s not spelt p**n)
#13
Told their children ages 4 and 8 that they can put their feet with their shoes on our furniture. Their justification was that we let our dog get on the furniture. My husband told them no feet on our furniture previously and this pissed the parent off.
Janissary35680 1 year ago
It's common in the the US and probably other countries as well. In fact, taking your shoes OFF is regarded as strange.
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My cousin and her daughter, who has down syndrome, were visiting and staying with me in my home. Her kid pooped in a quilt, and for some reason my cousin rolled it up and shoved it in the closet in the guest room without telling me.
I discovered it after they left (it was rolled up pretty good so I didn't smell it immediately) because my dog stood in front of the closet and barked nonstop until I came and found it...She was so offended by it and didn't stop barking until it was completely cleaned up, haha.
Edit: I called her and said, "I found the quilt from your bed rolled up with poop in the closet...what happened?" And she said, "Oh, daughter had an accident. Sorry!".
HangryHangryHippo 1 year ago
Take care of your $hit (or your kid's in this case)! Accidents happen but how the cousin chose to handle the situation is beyond rude and nasty 🤢
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
An accident is accidental. That's why it's called an accident. Hiding the evidence thereof is not accidental, ergo it's called a rude, disgusting problem.
UpupaEpops 1 year ago
How do you arrive to the conclusion that this is the appropriate way to deal with this? 🤮 Maybe I'm a bit sensitive since I have a chronic illness, but I would have thrown the quilt out and demand that the cousin pays for the professional cleaning of the entire room, closet and the price of the quilt.
KatSaidWhat 1 year ago
Look, daughter having accident - no problem. You rolling it up and shoving it in a closet - are you sure it's just your daughter with issues?
#15
I forgot about the girl I hadnt seen in years showing up to my parents house unannounced. I was so happy to see her. So she came home with me and we ate dinner and caught up on life. She stayed the night since " it was so late" . The next day she confessed she was just realeased from Jail and had no where to go. We tried getring rid of her for weeks. Then one day we stopped in Walgreens for something and she stole stuff. After that my grandpa told her to suck off a trucker if she had to but she was leaving no matter what. I dropped her off at the train station. She called me 20 minutes later but I refused to answer. Haven't heard from her since.
Shark queen 🦈🦈🦈 1 year ago (edited)
That situation must have sucked. In all seriousness that is horrible.
nuberiffic 1 year ago
Gotta feel bad for her though. The prison system just dumped her back out into society with no contacts, no job, no housing, no method to get back on her feet. Just nothing.
#16
Insisted on making dinner. Burned the steaks.
Insisted on making hamburgers. I told him I didn't like onions. Made the hamburgers with chunks of onions. I tried to eat one, but chunks of raw onions is not something I want to eat.
He made beans in a crockpot, but didn't refrigerate them overnight. Just left them out in the crockpot. Plugged it in the next morning and let them cook all day the second day. Claimed if there was any bacteria in there, cooking it killed it all. Repeated for a week. Spouse and I ate the beans the first night and refused any leftovers.
We had record heat for days on end, so we ran the air conditioning. He would *not quite* shut the door to the outside, leaving a small crack letting the cool air out and his smoking in. Every time I passed by, I'd shut the door till it latched. Worse, we had indoor-only cats and they would occasionally escape because he could not understand that the door needed to be shut.
He left open potatoes chip bags in the pantry.
It wasn't any one thing, although food poisoning and endangering the cats were pretty close, it was the conglomeration of a lot of little things.
Jess Smith 1 year ago
it's possible they're family and they feel uncomfortable cutting them off
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I was having a Halloween party 4 or 5 years ago and this girl, I s**t you not, just started smashing the pumpkins we had as interior decorations. Like excuse me hoe, what is wrong with you???
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
Despite all her rage, she was still just a dumb@ss in a cage....
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Gardening implements do occasionally have tempers.
#18
Let her dog, who was on a leash, pee on me and continue talking to finish her thought before taking him outside. She also didn’t help clean it up.
HangryHangryHippo 1 year ago
What the ef? I'm afraid to think what their own house smells like 🤮
Cindy Brick 1 year ago
Next time, just hand her the cleaning stuff. Don't even ask her to clean it up. (The peeing on you? That, I have no idea.)
Brian Droste 1 year ago
Ascsoon as the dog started to pee on me, I would have said hey mutt, maybe not exactly that word, what are you doing?
#19
Drank half of the $200 bottle of tequila I got my wife for her birthday. She filled it up with water so we wouldn’t notice though...
Na Schi 1 year ago
So she did not only waste $100 and part of the experience but effectively $200 and the full one.
Bewitched One 1 year ago
But also, how does one person drink half a bottle of tequila by themselves?! Lord
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Karen Norris 1 year ago
I had an ex who did this to me. After I kicked her out, I discovered every bottle of white wine in my home had been opened, drunk by her and refilled with water. Discovered later that she was an alcoholic. Dodged a bullet there.
ILoveMySon 1 year ago
A dude drank all of the vodka of my friend and refilled it with water. Dude put it back in the freezer. Of course it exploded. Ugh.
#20
Picked up my very small poodle, held her on her back with two hands over a 10 ft balcony. If my dog would’ve even wiggled, she would’ve fallen to her death.
Libstak 1 year ago
This person would be multi coloured from head to toes if they tried this with me, in fact, a trip to the E.R for more than just bruising would be in the cards.
Thee8thsense 1 year ago
Probably would have done the same to the person who did this to a dog, but would have let go.
LonelyLittleLeafSheep 1 year ago
F**k around with my dog and I'm going John Wick on your a*s so fast you won't know what hit you. They'll need a shovel to pick you up. Seriously, do NOT f**k with my animals.
Beth Wheeler 1 year ago
Poor little pupper was terrified. I would get my dog inside and put that idiot over the railing.
Brian Droste 1 year ago
Should have said Excuse me, can you hand my dog back to me? Hopefully she would give your dog back.
sarah mitchell 1 year ago
Sorry they would find themself going over that balcony head first if they tried that c**p with me.
Tommy DePaul 6 days ago
Yeah, yeah. All these homicidal comments are so pathetic. Really? You're going to throw someone off your balcony? Sure you are. Just delusional . . . .
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She acted like an entitled restaurant patron, in my home.
She spent the night because her divorce was uncomfortable and contentious. She didn’t want to go home to her husband’s house, and didn’t have any family in this country. So she was couch surfing.
My selection of tea wasn’t big enough, and the grape jelly I had wasn’t as nice as an assortment of jams. She ate the pancakes despite them not being her favorite, and was really surprised I didn’t have a waffle iron. She didn’t complain about the breakfast sausage, and I did the eggs for her, my husband and me as we each wanted them anyway. Then she raided our pantry for snacks to take with her before she left.
She wasn’t couch surfing... she was wearing out her welcome very quickly at every friend’s house she went to. She was a nightmare when we helped her move to a sketchy apartment, and then again to a less sketchy place . She was just all take and no give in general, and stopped reaching out when my husband and I stopped giving.
HarriMissesScotland 1 year ago
My husband I wanted to see our new nephew, so we paid the airfare for my BIL and his wife. The lived in Wisconsin, and we were in Florida. We were able to take them to Disney and Epcot with thanks from BIL, but nothing from his wife. (we got into the parks for free, thanks to a friend). I took care of my 3-month-old nephew. Because we had spent so much on the air fare, I wasn't able to buy the food that the SIL thought she deserved, nor the expensive beer she wanted. She and MY BIL didn't have two cents to rub together, so she was not used to these things. My mother had come to see them, and just as she walked in, the b***h started yelling at me that she wasn't going to eat my disgusting food. I walked out of my own home and waked to a friend's house. we lived in the country, and she lived almost a mile away. My mom followed. My husband and his brother were not home, but both were livid. I refused to cook for her, and said if she wanted something different, go buy it!
HarriMissesScotland 1 year ago
We lived 15 miles from the nearest grocery store. She ended up deserting her son and BIL. Best thing that ever happened to him. Side note, this was 1977.
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I gave up my bedroom to my stepson and his girlfriend when they visited. I am a non smoker, and it’s literally the only room in the house that is smoke free. I asked her to step outside to smoke, not a big inconvenience since there’s a sliding door that goes from the bedroom to the lanai. I also asked her not to take food to the bedroom, because ants are a real problem in Florida. I could smell when she lit up a cigarette but I didn’t say s**t to her. Figured she’d walk outside to put it out. Went into the room to grab shoes, and I noticed the little porcelain tray wasn’t on my nightstand so I looked around for it. It was shoved under the bed with her cigarette butt in it. Along with my cream colored throw rug and a bath towel. Turns out she took chocolate milk to the bedroom, knocked it over onto the rug, then grabbed a towel to try to clean it up. Instead of bringing it to the laundry room, she wadded everything up and hid it under the bed. I went off, and she convinced him to leave three days early. That’s the last time I give my room to the fat, spoiled b***h.
Mason Kronol 1 year ago
Back in early 90s no one warned me about ants in Florida when I moved there. We prepared our apartment for the inevitable cockroaches with sealed Tupperware but it didn’t take long for the ants to take over my car with my coffee habit. There was a giant 7-11 on my way to work like I never had back home but they didn’t have the fancy counters like gas stations do now so you had to add your sugar and creamer in your car. Big mistake.
#23
My FIL came for Christmas dinner, our first Christmas in our own place and first Christmas ever with him. I put on a meal for him and SIX of his guests all by myself. He brought nothing, parked his a*s at the head of the table and chain smoked until his meal was ready. As he was leaving he tried to convince my husband to leave me to the clean up and come to the bar with him. When that didn’t work he said okay see ya and threw his empty cigarette pack on our living room floor.
He’s just a joy to be around.
Pittsburgh rare 1 year ago
That man would have never left my house until he picked up that empty cigarette packet from the floor, even if violence was necessary.
#24
My mum welcomed a far away cousin or someone into our house. He walked in, into the kitchen where my dad was sitting watching TV and said "and who the f**k is this?".
Littlemiss 1 year ago (edited)
My mother's cousin came one holidays with her 3 kids. Demanding that I babysit because I wasn't at school and she was on holiday, you know. I had never met the kids in my life and refused. The woman apparently did this to each family member until kicked out. She never visited us again. The kids threw constan tantrums, demanding to be entertained. Spilled food and drinks over the carpet and the mother just ignored them for a week.
#25
I had a friend who used to jump onto furniture like lawn chairs and stuff. He claimed it wouldn't break it, but sometimes he did break stuff and he just complained it's not his fault but that the furniture was too fragile.
Ralph Kretschmer 1 year ago
Had a 'friend' like that: he tried my then new swivel chair, stretching with full force, although I said you'll gonna be break it. Too late, it made a cracking noise. He said he'd replace it with a new one, but never did ...
#26
Stole $70, shot [illegal substances] in my bathroom, dropped lit cigarettes on my carpet; tried to justify it by saying they cleaned my sink.
Bewitched One 1 year ago (edited)
That’s an addict for you. Most lose all rational thinking ability, especially when they are coming down. Source: I’m a recovering addict and the child of a now recovering addict
#27
My grandma brought my aunt's badly behaved, non-house trained dog with them on a visit. They had all been specifically told the dog could not come to the house, when they showed up with it we found an old play crib and said it needed to stay in there for the duration. My grandma would pick it up and let it loose whenever she could.
About two weeks after they left we realized that the dog had fleas, and we had massive infestations that infected all of our 5 dogs and 4 cats, caused scars on all of us from bites, and took almost 3 years to eradicate completely.
Papa 1 year ago
This is the first time I've heard of people getting scars from flea bites. I want to say it's made up, but maybe some people do?
Rinso The Red 1 year ago
I'm going to cancel your downvote because I think you're honestly asking. Most people? Probably not, but if you're allergic, you can end up with some horrific wounds and scarring.
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#28
My grandfather's cousin was staying with us a for a week; he has a bladder problem and would refuse to wear adult diapers! What followed was him leaving a trail of pee (sometimes poo), when he walked around the house... didn't take too long for my mother to ask his son to take him back home.
Pencil McGovern 1 year ago
The only anti-Trump comments I've ever downvoted are ones mocking the possibility that he wears adult diapers. Countless people need them and no one should be shamed for it. I feel sorry for this man and anyone responsible for his care.
#29
Neighbour and my dad were talking in the living room when they both watched his son knock chocolates all over an expensive carpet. The neighbour then let my 60 year old dad get on his hands and knees to fish around 20 chocolates without helping and continuing the conversation as though it hadn't happened.
This was the same neighbour who let his son knock glass baubles off our Christmas tree and didn't apologise.
It was the same neighbour who asked my mum to pick up bottled water and wine from the shop for a party she wasn't even invited to.
It was all the subtle things that make you think "you're a bit of a d**k, aren't you?"
Then..
It was the same neighbour (who lived above us) that didn't come around to look at the damage his broken boiler had done when the water drenched our very large bookcase and then seeped to the floor below to our kitchen.
He and his wife were the same neighbours who asked us, the first time we had met, when we were moving out because they wanted to buy the entire house. He tried to buy it 5 years later but we rejected his bid, waiting for a higher bidder which came the next day.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Once, the kid destroys something. Once. If the parents don't handle the problem, why was the kid ever in the house again?
Lyoness 1 year ago
Or the parents? Why were they still part of their lives after the first time?
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Not in my house but my uncles. My brother and his (now ex) girlfriend were over at my uncles house watching a movie. From what I was told, my brother had his girlfriend laying down on his lap and he was plucking her armpit hair and putting it on the couch.
Svenne O'Lotta 1 year ago
Yeah that didn't happen 😆 no one gets even one armpit hair plucked without screaming bloody murder
Emmy S. 1 year ago
…not really? I mean- razor burn hurts more, plucking only lasts ten minutes max
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Opened a chateau margaux 2008 valued at $800 (in Japan) which was gifted to me by my father in law for my daughter’s birth. To be opened on her 20th birthday.
Supposedly thought it was ok to skip the decent wines on the counter and rummage in a closet, remove the ribbons, ignore the card, and pour it out for everyone.
Bewitched One 1 year ago
Yea, id say I'd make them replace it but not sure it would really ever be the same as it was more of a sentimental gift than anything
#32
This was actually at my sister's house but holy c**p. We have a sister in law, (I guess, she married our BIL after our sister died and I don't know what else to call her,) and she is dreadful.
She flossed her teeth in the living room and left it on the carpet. I found it later that day when I was lying on the ground in front of the TV.
During the same visit, she changed in the room I was staying in because we were going swimming, and took that opportunity to look through my suitcase. She was either just being nosy, looking for my prescription pain medication, or both. Jokes on her, I hid it before she came over. So instead she just stole the eyedrops I'd left out for my dad.
We can never call her on anything, because if we do, she refuses to let us see our dead sister's children.
Bewitched One 1 year ago
She refuses to let you see your dead sisters children?? Uh no? That’s not her call and I’d be sitting down with BIL and having a nice, long little chat. Or is just show up to see them 🤷🏼♀️ unless she adopted all of them, she has no right to decide anything about those children whether married to BIL or not because
Pencil McGovern 1 year ago
Unless the BiL allows her to make those decisions and he just acquiesces to whatever she wants.
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When I was living with my ex (who was an alcoholic and had a lot of mental issues) one of his friends from his past asked to stay over for a day or 2. They drank, a lot. I woke up in the middle of the night with the "friend" standing in OUR bedroom pissing against the bedroom window. When I woke up my ex he didn't think it was that big of a deal. That is the day I packed my s**t and left.
Edit: wow I got sick and didn't go on Reddit for a day. Thanks for the silver!
Willie D'Kay 1 year ago
My very first college roommate got very drunk in the first month and had to be carried to our room by her guy friends who took forever to convince to just get the heck out. In the middle of the night she got out of bed, walked a few laps around the room, and squatted near her bed and christened the carpet with urine. Never bothered cleaning it up the next day. I got reassigned shortly after to escape that trainwreck.
Pixie T 1 year ago
I let my uncle stay in my spare room when he was going through divorce. After kicking him out for ignoring my no smoking rule I discovered he'd been peeing in the corner of the room when he was drunk (which as it turns out was a lot, I found lots of empty vodka bottles hidden) instead of coming downstairs to the bathroom.
#34
A friend of mine demanded that my Dad give her his iPhone charger. Not to borrow, to keep. He politely declined and she huffed off muttering about how he was too old for an iPhone anyway.
He was 49 at the time.
She now wonders why he doesn't talk to her.
#35
A few friends and I were having some drinks last summer when a guy we know showed up at my house uninvited with a friend of his who was so drunk he immediately passed out on my couch (this now sleeping dude drove both of them to my house). Guy continues to get plastered and do coke, complained about the music we were listening to and kept trying to put his own terrible punk band on, he cornered my wife and demanded she change her shirt because he has beef with the singer in the band on her shirt, refused to sit in anything other than a broken chair that we had to put in another room when he went to the bathroom, then complained when it was 6am and we said were going to bed, waking his drunk friend up saying "I guess we're getting kicked out," then they both left in drunk dudes car.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
What an absolutely wonderful way to spend the evening.
Tommy DePaul 6 days ago
Getting to bed at 6am suggests that turmoil is probably your constant companion.
#36
When I was beginning junior high, my sister went off to France for a study abroad program, and as part of the program we also became the host family to an exchange student from Japan. She was really nice and I had no problem with her (especially because I got to sleep in the gaming room for 6 months while she got my old room) except for one thing: she ate all the damn cookies.
Now our family likes cookies as much as the next, but my grandma would come over every wednesday and bake a fresh batch of cookies for the kids when they got home from school, and as i'm sure many of you know, grandma's cooking is always best. The problem was, if there were any cookies uneaten by the end of the day, the exchange student would eat them ALL in the middle of the night while skyping her friends back in Japan. Without fail, I could always hear in the middle of the night her loud footsteps as she stomped down the stairway that shared a wall with the game room I was sleeping in, the unmistakable sound of the cookie jar opening, and the harrowing sound of the bottom of the jar being scraped as she delves for the last one. In got to be such a problem that we started asking grandma to keep some cookies hidden so that we could eat them the next day. She was great in every other regard and had a great time herself, but god damn the only thing I think about when I think about her is not the fact that I literally slept on the couch for 6 months, but the look of an empty cookie jar on Thursday morning.
Boo 1 year ago
It's all fun and games until your grandma gives you food poisoning....
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Aelin Wildfire 1 year ago
Why not say something to her? Language barrier? It's not hard to say "I understand that the cookies are really good, but they're for all of us, and they have to last the entire week until we get more. We're each only taking a few at a time. That should also apply to you, so everyone can have some."
#37
We had a family friend who invited HIMSELF over as he was visiting the area. Everything is cool and nice till he takes over my PS3 and is screaming at the f*****g tv and hogs it the entire time. Okay whatever he was leaving soon. He goes to my room to wake me up the next morning and jumps on my bed then proceeded to rip my canopy from my bed which ruined my ceiling. Okay whatever. Then this mother f****r goes out and says he’s visiting a friend that lives nearby. He comes back 5 hours later at like midnight and brings this trashy f*****g b***h back to our house and tells NOT ASKS tells my parents that they were crashing at the house and would leave in the morning. Thankfully my parents said NO and kicked his a*s out.
Tommy DePaul 6 days ago
Finally someone with enough ego strength not to get walked all over by *ssholes.
#38
Was gone for a few days for a music festival. Roommate had a friend over.
They boot to windows media on my computer and reinstalled windows so they could download and play fortnite on my rig.
Thank god for backups.
#39
Not f*****g flushing the goddamned toilet.
Shaggy 1 year ago (edited)
OK, to be far, out here (CO) the rule is "if it is brown, Flush it down, if it is yellow, let it mellow." Stems from watering restrictions/drought conditions etc etc etc. Had to tell all my midwest relatives, before the wedding, that that is how they do it here(Her family from southern CO. We still do it when restrictions are in place. (South Denver suburbs). It is way more prevalent the further west you go until you hit Ca... No beef if you do flush, it is just in the back of your mind...
Tommy DePaul 6 days ago
I've lived in CO from 2000 - 2007 and 2012 - present and I have NEVER heard of this . . . .
Load More Replies... Bewitched One 1 year ago
Don’t have boy children. No matter HOW MANY TIMES I’ve told them, tried every tactic in the book to get them to do it, BOTH of my older children still only do it 😡🙄🤦🏼♀️
Papa 1 year ago
I don't know why your sons don't flush the toilet, but I'm pretty sure it's not because they're male.
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My boyfriend invited a couple dudes over while I was at work because we only have a 1 bedroom apartment and I don't always enjoy sitting there watching them game. It was considerate. Anyways, he was asleep and they were gone when I got home since I work 3rd shift. I noticed my new bathroom mat was discolored and assumed it was from shoes and didn't closely observe. Anyways, I made him look at it with me when he got up because I was a bit mad since it was brand new. Upon further observation, we came to the conclusion that before leaving, his friend wiped s**t all over my new bathroom mat. It turned out to be brown finger streaks across the whole thing! Threw that out immediately. The toilet paper was readily available BTW... They are not allowed in the apartment anymore, and it was weird because they weren't on bad terms they actually wanted to hang out again.
#41
We had a party at our house. Guests ended up using the bathroom in our bedroom as well because of lines on the guest toilet. We have (had) one of those "only attached to the wall and no legs to support" sinks on top of a slim long shelf kinda thing. They sat on the damn thing and broke it. I was beyond belief how someone could sit on something that looks, feels and very obviously shows it is not made to carry weight and is not supported.
Now it has legs...
TribbleThinking 1 year ago
... which were wrenched from the person sitting on it. Seems only fair.
PunnyPanda 1 year ago (edited)
Oh I think you know... same reason every bar I've ever worked in have had to replace a sink at one point or another. Horny drunk people always find somewhere to get it on.
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#42
Checking my cabinets. Why are you going to someone's house and checking what they have stored away?
*I found someone sneaking into my room and checking my drawers.
Annabelle 1 year ago
This is my former mother and a former friend. They both thinks its funny and no big deal - like every other "joke" they made and obvious boundary they crossed.
Bewitched One 1 year ago
Glad to see they are “former” but also sorry. I know from experience that it can be hard and sometimes painful to cut people out of your life even if it is for the best
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Jeremy James 1 year ago
Amy Sedaris said, "Fill your medicine cabinet with marbles. Nothing announces a nosy guest like a cascade of marbles hitting a porcelain sink."
Janissary35680 1 year ago (edited)
I've known people like that. The medicine cabinet in the bathroom seems to be an irresistible attraction to them.
Tommy DePaul 6 days ago (edited)
Just remember, curiosity may have k****d the cat, but satisfaction brought him back . . . .
Load More Replies... Aelin Wildfire 1 year ago
I think I would put mousetraps on the bottom of a couple of drawers, if I knew someone who did this...
RajunCajun 1 year ago
put a motion sanative camera and a LOT of marbles in your cabinets when you have a party. you will get some fun photos of peoples faces when all those marbles spill out.
#43
Oh I have a good one but pretty big wall of text !
Was my 21st birthday party, nothing big just some friends and family over. My mums best friend brings her daughter who is a year younger then me over also.
Don’t mind we get along ok not great friends but grew up together so we know each other pretty well.
Turns out her fwb ended their relationship that day and she hasn’t Taken it well.
Gets super drunk and cries most of the night. You can see her crying in the background of most of the pictures taken that night.
She finally has enough that she wants to lay down tell her to go to the guest room.
Goes to my room instead. About an hour or so later all the party can hear are huge bangs from inside the house. No one is sure what’s going on so I go check.
She’s has spewed everywhere in my room is crying.
She’s taken her shirt of and spew and piled in her lap.
Her mum comes up behind me and is just lost for words.
At this point spew face looks up and starts yelling at her mum blaming her mum for the whole situation.
Her dad ended up helping her outside and hosed her down in the yard in full view of the guests.
Couldn’t even be mad cause the whole situation was just sad.
Her mum ended up cleaning her mess up while crying.
Was a pretty s****y night all together.
Aelin Wildfire 1 year ago
Breakups suck, but I would've had her stay home with a friend instead of dragging her to a party...
#44
She got lost on the way to my kid's party and showed up at my house after we had returned home. She had both of her kids and her phone had died. We were all exhausted but invited them in as they'd been driving for a while.
We made them plates of food and enjoyed her company. We put on a movie so our kids could rest. Her oldest was lovely but her youngest, who is between the ages of my kids, was awful. He was extremely physical and started punching and hitting my oldest, who put himself in the line of fire so his little brother wouldn't get hurt. Her oldest kept telling her younger brother to stop and I had to get involved and separate the kids and calm my kid down.
She stayed for over four hours. I spent three and a half hours trying to get her kid to stop terrorizing mine.
We have not had them over since. It's been three years. She was one of our closest friends and was in our wedding. She's seen my husband and says her youngest has calmed down. While I believe that, I'm hesitant to invite them over again.
#45
My friend destroyed my Wii, because he was bored. He also scared our cat so much once that she literally peed out of anxiety (by throwing pillows at her). I could literally not leave him alone for one minute. (We were like 15). He occasionally seemed to have some sort of episode in which he'd lose it.
#46
My girlfriend at the time had a friend over. Her friend lit up a cigarette in the middle of our lounge room and started smoking and flicking the ash on our carpet. I didn’t even know what to do. I don’t speak to either of them now.
Skogsrået 1 year ago
You didn't know what to do? If they can't respect your home you kick their pathetic asses out asap, that's what you do.
Willie D'Kay 1 year ago
Sometimes introverts and passive people go into a state of shock at the completely unexpected audacity that we cannot fathom exists in real life. It's a kind of paralysis that keeps us from acting because "surely this isn't really happening and I'll look like a foolish over-reacter if I say anything".
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We had two couples come to stay with us from overseas and one of the couples spent the entire time arguing and getting into massive fights. This included screaming, crying, slamming doors, sulking, the works. For three weeks. It was the longest three weeks of my life.
Strings 1 year ago
This is where my old rule at my parents' home comes in: unless you live here, you keep a civil tongue and tone. Or you bloody well leave
Tommy DePaul 6 days ago
Your parents were brought up right. Unlike ALL of the people in this thread, INCLUDING the spineless "victims."
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My ex girlfriend got drunk at my grandmothers funeral then got into a screaming match with my brother and dad in the front yard.
#49
Mum's cousin visited with a friend. Cousin and friend were early 20s, old enough to be decent house guests. Mum ordered takeaway for the adults and put fish fingers and chips in the oven for us kids. Before the takeaway turned up the guests decided they were hungry and ate the fish fingers without telling anyone.
Mum opened the oven to find a tray of chips and an empty tray where the fish fingers should have been, and had to put more on so we wouldn't go hungry.
It seems small now but who the hell eats a child's dinner when theirs is less than 10 minutes away?
Edit: Stop suggesting they were stoned oh my f*****g god.
#50
Went through the pantry like it was their's... Didn't ask or anything. First time over, walked right into the kitchen, found the pantry, opened it and grabbed the family size bag of Doritos and started eating it.
#51
I had a collection of 1$ casino chips, one from every casino I had been to. A housemate invites some people over and a guy sees them sitting somewhere and starts playing with them. I figure the guy likes to fidget so it's no big deal. Guy ended up taking a bunch a mismatched casino chips and even apparently tried buying a drink at the bar with them. Luckily one of the other guys he went out with got them back to me but seriously? Who does that?
#52
My buddy came down for a week and I offered to let him stay at our house so he didn’t have to pay for a hotel, much to my wives dismay. I told her it would be no big deal but I was wrong. At dinner the second night, he spilled beer all over my carpet and his only pair of pants (seriously, what grown man only brings one pair of pants on a trip?) So I lend him a pair of pants to wear while his are in the washing machine. That night he got so drunk that he pissed all over himself and my couch. To top it off, after he left in shame I found my p**s soaked pants that I’d let him wear stuffed under the couch.
#53
We had a baby shower at my house. My Aunt is the landlord and was also in attendance. At the time there was a no dogs allowed policy. A guest brought their chihuahua and let it loose in the house. I thought my Aunt was gonna have a heart attack and the dog was scared by all the people and couldnt be caught until after the party. They never even asked if it was ok to bring their dog.
Shark queen 🦈🦈🦈 1 year ago (edited)
Considering all the crappy landlord stories I've read I am happy their was no additional pet fee.
#54
Left their drunk girlfriend in my house emotionally distraught. Charged back in and was very agro with my roommate and then proceeded to decide they were entitled to sleeping in my bed and getting drunker.
Wasn't in town to defend my house and was very angry to find evidence of someone sleeping in my room. Much less my bed.
#55
‘Friend’ came to visit me and my fiancé (who she had not yet met at the time). We both had to work and she needed to finish up a paper so I set her up with WiFi, snacks, and comfy study spot. She’s a smoker so I told her if she needed to smoke that was fine, but she needed to do it leaning out of the bedroom window. We came home to find her IN OUR BED UNDER THE COVERS smoking. Icing on the cake was the fact that she stayed in the bed for another 10 min or so while my fiancé awkwardly stood around until I told her she needed to get tf up so that he could change and relax.
Later that night we had plans with friends and she declined to join. When we came home she was asleep but I found a used facemask (one of the disposable cloth ones) on top of my laptop. Laptop was- you guessed it!- on our bed.
Had this just been my flat I don’t think I would have been so bothered- she and I had lived together back in the day and we didn’t have many boundaries. But she had literally never met my fiancé and didn’t see anything wrong with being so invasive of his space. Also the facemask pissed me off- she literally put a sodden cloth onto my macbook that I 100% do not have the funds to replace.
Willie D'Kay 1 year ago
I'm not seeing why a macbook would have to be replaced after having a disposable face mask placed on it?
PattonPawter 1 year ago
probably because of germs…I checked and Bored panda is using a thread from 6 years ago…
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Came to a house party and had a shower in the middle of it. Washed his hair with vinegar in our one bathroom. Would. Not. Leave. The next day until 40 minutes after I had asked (tried steam cleaning around them).
Finally breathed out a sigh of relief went to shower my hangover away, put on a towel... The Vinegar!!
Nearly spewed.
Roberta Surprenant 1 year ago
This is why I am not afraid to get physical if necessary to remove someone (5'4" F)
#57
Went into my bedroom, put his hands in my fishtank and picked up my goldfish with his bare hands for fun.
#58
Threw my bra at my uncle, we were around 13 and my auntie and uncle (great uncle, so in his 70's) were looking after me while my mum and dad were away, she grabbed my bra, ran downstairs and lobbed it straight at him while cackling because I was chasing her trying to get it back. Little cow.
#59
I hate when people bring their dogs. I mean if you want your dog inside that's your decision, but don't force it on me and my dog- free home.
Pencil McGovern 1 year ago
Which is 100% fine. Just as it's 100% fine not to want dogs in your home.
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Back when I was living with a bunch of hipsters (friends of my best friend, and we all went to college together and they were best friends with my ex, etc) like 9 or 10 summers ago. They hosted their living room as a venue for traveling bands. That was cool, never had too much of a problem with that, as I had my own room I could (and often) recluse to. I kept my food in the kitchen with theirs, but my junk snacks, they stayed in my room. Came home from an awful night of work and a show was going on— living room is packed with dreads, red solo cups, accordions, and the weird lulls between sets where someone just sticks their guitar up to the speaker for the “wooooooo” feedback. I go to my room and half of my ‘made with real sugar Pepsi’ cans were taken out of the 12 pack. And worse? WORSE? They took my Star Crunch. You know, the big size ones? The pleasurable cosmic crunch that has sated my sweet tooth back into nostalgic days of youth where every day seemed promising? There was like two left. Yeah, they got into some of my weed, and I never did count my loose change on the dresser to see if it was all accounted for, but I’ll never forget that box of Star Crunch.
#61
Not really a house guest. More like the plumber we called to fix a leak.
A leak in the apartment my fiancee and I were about to move into.
The appartement we hadn't even spent a single night in.
He walked into the bathroom. Locked the door. Took a c**p. Came back out to tell me the flush was working properly.
Then took a swig from one of the whiskey bottles I was unpacking.
#62
Rearranged my lounge furniture while I was out.
Maisey Myles 1 year ago
I did that as a joke to my best friend. She thought it was hilarious but I did put everything back the next day. We still laugh about it
#63
She followed some mutual friends up to our apartment and invited herself to Thanksgiving.
When I was in college I loved throwing friends-giving. I love cooking and drinking with friends, playing hostess really as cliche as that sounds. I invited probably about 10 or so people for dinner. I made turkey and some basic sides, everyone brought more sides and desserts and their own plates! (screw dishes, I just cooked).
Most of the people were at our apartment already. I was still doing some last minute cooking, getting drinks and going around seeing if anyone needed anything. I had one friend stop by quick. He couldn't stay but he did bring me a bottle of this vodka I love. He and I took a few shots and caught up before he left. I got nice and tipsy, the happy atmosphere of all my friends making it so much nicer.
A group of two friends were the last to arrive. While they were coming upstairs they ran into someone a few of us knew. She wasn't someone I was close with and honestly certain things about her rubbed me the wrong way. She wasn't close enough to be invited to the party.
The two friends arrive at our door and one rushes towards me in the kitchen and says "I am so sorry, she asked what we were doing and came with". They had told her about Thanksgiving and she decided to come with. She did ask if she could stay, after she was in our apartment! It was a calculated trap. I was thankfully just a few more shots shy of drunk and said sure come on in. It didn't bother me too much at the time, in retrospect it was rude. I did get to enjoy seeing everyone is nice somewhat dressy clothes, she was in dirty sweat pants.
PattonPawter 1 year ago (edited)
This one doesn’t seem too bad compared to the others, the guest was just underdressed but didn’t cause any trouble, make a mess, steal things, etc.
#64
Got drunk and went outside and puked on the hood of my landlord's car. Then stood and watched while we cleaned it.
#65
I had been on a few dates with this guy. One night after we went out he dropped me off at my apartment and we were talking. The conversation was getting long and I was super tired so I told him I was going to go to sleep and it was time for him to go. He insisted on walking me up to my bedroom which I thought was a little weird...plus my room was super messy at the time and I was embarrassed.
I said it a bunch of times, but he really didn't seem to get the message that I was just going to stay in the living room until he left. So I said that I had just gotten *really* tired and I would just fall asleep on the couch. Maybe that would get him to leave. No. It prompted him to go upstairs into my bedroom, take the comforter off my bed, and bring it downstairs to the couch for me. I never went out with him again.
Pencil McGovern 1 year ago
I'll give a polite "hint" one time, "Time for me to go to sleep" then it's straight to "We can finish this conversation another day. Please leave now." We need to teach children, especially girls, that it isn't rude to speak in declarative sentences.
Aelin Wildfire 1 year ago
"I told him I was going to sleep AND IT WAS TIME FOR HIM TO GO." She did say it: he just ignored her.
Load More Replies... Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
It was great to see you. Too bad you have to rush out. Give me a call. Bye, now.
#66
I got married yesterday and had a reception at my dad's house. Mom had a gift bag for me that she left in the dining room, on the floor out of the way. I left and forgot to grab it. Grabbed it today and first found an empty cup stuck in there, dirty. Then found a dirty plate.
Got home, found the fork, at the bottom. Someone had used it as a trashcan, even though the actual trashcan was in the kitchen, in sight, five feet away (literally, there's not even a door in between. It's practically a dining room/kitchen).
No idea who did it but it's kinda really ticking me off.
Oh, it was plastic, by the way (we're super cheap).
What do you think ?
Damned_Cat 1 year ago (edited)
An old friend of my husband came into town with his vegetarian girlfriend. They were going to surprise his family for Thanksgiving. The surprise was on them because the family had gone out of town for the holiday. We invited them to stay and eat with us. There was plenty to eat for the girlfriend, but she spent the whole time criticizing the food that had meat or broth in them, including shouting "Eww, yuck, gross!" as the turkey came to the table. We told the male friend that he could make a to-go plate for himself, but they needed to leave. He declined, and they spent Thanksgiving at Del Taco.
Pencil McGovern 1 year ago
Such a refreshing change of pace to hear this kind of story that ends with someone putting a stop to absurd/abusive behavior without drama or apologies. You and your husband handled that 100% correctly and I hope you all enjoyed the turkey.
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Unpickled Pickle 1 year ago
I survived the whole list, it was horrifying.
Load More Replies... Donna Peluda 1 year ago
Doing Charly in the toilet. If you want to do d***s in my house you first ask permission and offer the host, Me. I will kindly not accept (unless it good Maria and Friday) and then you can proceed. I walk in to my own bathroom to find lines lines on my Love Forever Changes CD cover they had taken from my CD rack. Yes Steve, it was me who flushed your gear down the WC.
Bertha Madott 1 year ago
And now for the other side of the coin: we used to billet musicians for a day or two or three before their concerts. Early Music (mediaeval renaissance baroque). Fabulous people 1000000000%. Hostess gifts. Free concert tickets. Fun times. Best story ever: we were supposed to host ONE singer for a week. When he arrived, there was another guy who’s billet didn’t work out. Big deal. But there was NOT a lot of food for our welcome dinner. We are Italians in Canada used to entertaining. I told my DH just to divide the food in the kitchen onto plates. “These guys are from England, they won’t eat much”. Ha ha. They polished off their food ASAP and boldly asked if there was more. True confession time: we had to tell them no, but offered bread cheese more vino whatever. Everyone laffing. We enjoyed those guys so much, all they wanted was to watch telly, go shopping for the families back home, take in the sights, and EAT!!!!!! Never heard them practice for one nano-second. Total professionals
Soleil SanMao 1 year ago
I remember when I was married, my Ex had a best friend. The sky was the limit when he came to town. They stayed at our house for a weekend. You should have seen the ring of dirt they left around the tub. I heard my Ex tell him and his wife, oh, don't worry about that! And my husband refused to clean it. I went to my mother's house to shower.
Pixie T 1 year ago
I had my uncle stay with me when he was going through a divorce. My 2 rules were no smoking in the house and clean up after yourself. I had a weekend work trip and when I returned home I found him passed out on the sofa drunk with an over flowing ashtray and multiple burns on the sofa, cushions and in the carpet. Obviously I made him leave, then I discovered lots of alcohol bottles in the spare room and it stunk of p**s. Turns out when he was drunk that instead of coming downstairs to use the bathroom he was just peeing in the corner. I've not spoken to him in nearly 15 years now
Damned_Cat 1 year ago (edited)
An old friend of my husband came into town with his vegetarian girlfriend. They were going to surprise his family for Thanksgiving. The surprise was on them because the family had gone out of town for the holiday. We invited them to stay and eat with us. There was plenty to eat for the girlfriend, but she spent the whole time criticizing the food that had meat or broth in them, including shouting "Eww, yuck, gross!" as the turkey came to the table. We told the male friend that he could make a to-go plate for himself, but they needed to leave. He declined, and they spent Thanksgiving at Del Taco.
Pencil McGovern 1 year ago
Such a refreshing change of pace to hear this kind of story that ends with someone putting a stop to absurd/abusive behavior without drama or apologies. You and your husband handled that 100% correctly and I hope you all enjoyed the turkey.
Load More Replies... Unpickled Pickle 1 year ago
I survived the whole list, it was horrifying.
Load More Replies... Donna Peluda 1 year ago
Doing Charly in the toilet. If you want to do d***s in my house you first ask permission and offer the host, Me. I will kindly not accept (unless it good Maria and Friday) and then you can proceed. I walk in to my own bathroom to find lines lines on my Love Forever Changes CD cover they had taken from my CD rack. Yes Steve, it was me who flushed your gear down the WC.
Bertha Madott 1 year ago
And now for the other side of the coin: we used to billet musicians for a day or two or three before their concerts. Early Music (mediaeval renaissance baroque). Fabulous people 1000000000%. Hostess gifts. Free concert tickets. Fun times. Best story ever: we were supposed to host ONE singer for a week. When he arrived, there was another guy who’s billet didn’t work out. Big deal. But there was NOT a lot of food for our welcome dinner. We are Italians in Canada used to entertaining. I told my DH just to divide the food in the kitchen onto plates. “These guys are from England, they won’t eat much”. Ha ha. They polished off their food ASAP and boldly asked if there was more. True confession time: we had to tell them no, but offered bread cheese more vino whatever. Everyone laffing. We enjoyed those guys so much, all they wanted was to watch telly, go shopping for the families back home, take in the sights, and EAT!!!!!! Never heard them practice for one nano-second. Total professionals
Soleil SanMao 1 year ago
I remember when I was married, my Ex had a best friend. The sky was the limit when he came to town. They stayed at our house for a weekend. You should have seen the ring of dirt they left around the tub. I heard my Ex tell him and his wife, oh, don't worry about that! And my husband refused to clean it. I went to my mother's house to shower.
Pixie T 1 year ago
I had my uncle stay with me when he was going through a divorce. My 2 rules were no smoking in the house and clean up after yourself. I had a weekend work trip and when I returned home I found him passed out on the sofa drunk with an over flowing ashtray and multiple burns on the sofa, cushions and in the carpet. Obviously I made him leave, then I discovered lots of alcohol bottles in the spare room and it stunk of p**s. Turns out when he was drunk that instead of coming downstairs to use the bathroom he was just peeing in the corner. I've not spoken to him in nearly 15 years now
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