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Article created by: Mindaugas Balčiauskas

Everyday life isn’t just about sunshine, rainbows, and cat memes. It’s also not the harsh, joyless reality that we often see on the evening news. Life’s… complicated. That means that you have to be ready to dodge or take the punches that it’s guaranteed to throw your way. Part of that is knowing about the things that could save your life. Forewarned is forearmed, after all.

The internet is a great resource for learning new things (as long as you take all advice with a large grain of salt and double-check everything), and the people of Reddit have been sharing some insightful tips and tricks over on r/AskReddit that might end up saving your life. Bored Panda has compiled this list of handy advice for you to look through, so go ahead and have a read. From health tips to help about what to do if someone attacks you, you’ll find everything (and more!) below.

Remember to upvote the bits of advice that you believe are the most important. Meanwhile, let’s go expand our minds and learn something new, dear Pandas. It might make the difference between staying safe and getting hurt. Also, be sure to scroll down for Bored Panda's chat with fitness expert Jack Bly.

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Two firefighters in full gear using a hose to control a large blaze as part of clever life-saving tips shared. Actual fires spread shockingly fast. We all like to play "What's the one thing you'd grab if your house was on fire?" but the real right answer is that if it's not alive, you should leave it and get the hell out. People tend to imagine a fire burning on the floor in a corner somewhere, but the reality is often that it's running across the ceiling and circling around the walls. Just get out.

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Data1001
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5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, ideally that's the safest thing -- but I don't think it's reasonable to expect someone NOT to grab something on the way out. If you want to be very proactive (because the odds of your place being on fire are not very high), you could always practice what you'd do, make a list of the absolute minimum that you would take, and make that thing (or things) easy and quick to grab.

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    #3

    Golden retriever wearing a training harness lying on autumn leaves, illustrating clever tips that could save your life. If a service dog comes up to you without its human, FOLLOW IT.

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    #4

    Man sitting on a brown leather couch, appearing deep in thought, illustrating clever tips that could save your life. Fighting mental health sometimes requires medicine and counseling. Don't be too proud or scared to seek help.

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    #5

    Pair of gray socks laid flat on a dark surface illustrating clever tips that could one day save your life. If someone breaks into your home and you use a bat to protect yourself, put a sock overtop of it so if they grab the bat, you can take it back because the sock will slide off.

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    #6

    AED device for emergency use placed on a marble ledge with defibrillator location sign nearby in public area. When in an emergency situation, tell someone to call 911 by pointing at them and saying "Hey you, in the [descriptive] shirt...call 911]. Shock is a real thing and some people need to be delegated roles explicitly. "You there, control the traffic around the scene." "Run to the nearest library or mall and get a defibrillator, you will see a sign of a heart with a lightening bolt through it." Delegate and be descriptive. Get them working for you.

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    Firefighter spraying water on a house fire, illustrating clever tips for safety that could one day save your life. Crawl out of a burning building, breathing as close as possible to the floor as you move. Toxic smoke rises while air remains more breathable nearest the floor.

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    #8

    Kitchen stove with a cooking pan on fire, illustrating clever life-saving tips for handling unexpected emergencies. If you are deep frying something and the entire freakin pot is on fire, DO NOT PUT IT OUT WITH WATER!!!. 1) Turn off the gas/electric range. Don't pour water on it. 2) Cover the pot with a lid. Don't pour water on it. 3) If you don't have a lid, dump baking soda on it. Don't pour water on it. If you pour water on it your house might burn down and your face might melt.

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    #9

    Person running up a concrete tunnel with handrails on both sides, illustrating clever tips that could one day save your life. If you ever get held at gunpoint and asked to get in a vehicle, you fight with everything you've got to not do that. Run zig zag, punch and kick, do whatever even if you die in the process. Because 99% of the time, people who get in the car do not come back. Especially if being moved from a public place to a private place.

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    #10

    Swarm of bees clustered on a tree branch surrounded by green leaves, illustrating clever tips that could save your life. If you are being chased by a swarm of bees, do not jump into a lake or other body of water to escape. This isn't a cartoon. The bees will simply wait above the water to sting you, and now you have created a situation where you move slower, can't breathe as well, and suffer worse if the toxins affect you. You may even swallow a bunch of bees gasping for air. Also, water has unseen predators that you've now introduced to the equation. If pursued by bees, just keep running and running. They will defend their hive to a large proximity, perhaps even a mile. Just run until they feel they've won.

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    Smartphone on marble surface displaying emergency call screen, highlighting clever tips that could save your life. Never hesitate to call police to report a missing person the "24 hour rule" is a myth.

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    Car pedals in a vehicle showing clutch, brake, and accelerator with dirt on the floor, related to clever life-saving tips. If the accelerator in your car gets stuck and you cannot stop, shift your car into neutral.

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    Dark narrow street illuminated by yellow lamps at night, illustrating safety tips shared by people to save your life. Trust your gut, if something doesn't feel right then move to the other side of the street or change direction or don't go down that dark alley that moans.

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    Tracy Lynn
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got attacked in broad daylight in downtown Chicago. I absolutely knew I should have crossed the street, but didn't listen. Listen!

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    Two women with static hair in a rocky desert landscape demonstrating clever tips that could one day save your life. If you're outside in a lightning storm and your hair starts floating, seek immediate shelter. You're about to be struck by lightning.

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    Data1001
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regarding seeking shelter: I don't think you really have that kind of time once your hair stands on end. Best thing to do is quickly crouch down as low as you can, on the balls of your feet, and put your hands over your ears (because lightning is LOUD). Don't lie flat on the ground. You want to be low to the ground but also minimize how much of your body is in contact with the ground. You also don't want to be under an isolated tree, and it's best if you're not right next to other people.

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    #15

    View from inside a car stopped behind another vehicle at a red traffic light, illustrating clever tips that could save your life. When you're waiting to make a left turn, keep the wheels facing forward until you're ready to go. If you get rear-ended, it can make the difference between just a fender-bender or getting launched into oncoming traffic and getting t-boned. They used to teach this in driver's ed, but I don't think my kids ever heard this from their instructors.

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    #16

    Healthcare worker in medical mask using a tablet, representing clever life-saving tips shared by people. If you are taken to the hospital and the doctors ask you if you have taken any drugs don’t just think about the illegal stuff also tell them if you’ve had small things like Advil or Tylenol it could save your life.

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    Data1001
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To add to the first part of that, dont be afraid to tell doctors if you've taken il​l​eg​a​l d​r​u​g​s. They don't care if you're breaking the law, and they won't turn you in -- but it's *very* important for them to know about that.

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    #17

    Man wearing hat and sunglasses, shouting on city street, illustrating clever tips that could one day save your life. When someone shouts 'duck' , don't question it and freakin duck.

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    Female doctor with stethoscope sharing clever tips on a tablet that could one day save your life during consultation. If a canker sore in your mouth or on your tongue isn't healing in about 2 weeks, it might not be a canker sore. I'm going in to surgery today, and they will likely remove 100% of my oral cancer, because of early detection.

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    Yellow and green emergency ambulance speeding on urban street, illustrating clever tips that could one day save your life. If someone gets stabbed, do NOT take the knife out if possible. If it stays in it acts as a plug to the hole and will reduce bloodloss. Apply pressure around the wound as best you can and call an ambulance.

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    Data1001
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The knife may also be serrated, and could do additional damage when you remove it.

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    Two people in a car demonstrating clever tips for safety and life-saving techniques while driving in an urban area. Assume other drivers are out to kill you... healthy paranoia when paying attention to other drivers is a great basis for successful defensive driving

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    Data1001
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little extreme -- you don't have to ascribe malicious intent to other drivers, but you should always assume that anyone else on the road may be distracted at any time, and be prepared in case that car coming the other way as you are ready to turn left on a yellow light might try to speed through the intersection. Just keeping your eyes open for such things will go a long way.

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    Public street scene with people walking near a public toilet facility, illustrating clever tips that could save your life. A lot of choking deaths are actually due to embarrassment. If you're choking, fight the urge to save face. Don't go to the bathroom to fix it yourself, don't sit silently and try to spit up the food yourself. Ask for help asap

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    Data1001
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However, I've said this before: if you see someone who looks like they are choking but they are able to breathe easily, they will likely be fine, so if they leave the table or go to another room, you can let them. If you can breathe easily, there's nothing blocking your airway. At worst, they may have aspirated some liquid, in which case, the Heimlich maneuver isn't going to help -- and usually a person can cough enough to get the liquid back up out of their pipes.

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    Young woman in red and blue lighting, eyes closed and mouth open, expressing intense emotion, illustrating clever tips that could save life. Yell at a knife, whisper at a gun. If you yell at an attacker with a knife, there is a small chance that could startle them and they drop it. At the least, you are attracting attention, and can get out of the situation. Always whisper at someone with a gun, or at least, speak slowly and calmly. If you yell, that could startle them, and you could get shot. Most weapons are used as intimidation, so if it's your wallet they are after, talk calmly, give them your wallet, and back away slowly.

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