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Everyone can agree, especially non-native speakers, that the English language can get very tricky. Most of us know the feeling of being puzzled by the strange spelling rules and grammar of this language, but the truth is, every native language has its own peculiarities. So if you think that the funny idioms in English are bad enough, check out this hilarious Twitter thread of the weirdest phrases and their literal meanings.

Started by the Twitter user @jazz_inmypants who asked people to share their favorite non-English funny sayings, the thread was quickly filled with unexpected responses, most of them reminding us how strange some mother tongues are. Scroll below to read the idioms and their meanings.

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    Anna von Überwald
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bacon" is not really correct. "Speck" is the fatty part of bacon, therefore you can also refer to you belly fat as "Speck" instead of "Fett" (fat). Literal translation: grief fat

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    The Girl on Fire
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm saying "what an odd place to find a lobster" irl from now on

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    Trixie Argh
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real quote actually is "great minds think alike, though fools seldom differ"

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    AloofFox
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats!!! I’d be happy at this party.

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    Ani Archeron
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine the tardis rejecting itself out its own doors

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    Hans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May I add: "Mit dem ist nicht gut Kirschen essen", literally "With this guy you cannot easily eat cherries", means that you will encouter a crumpy person.

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    chi-wei shen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be written "wurst" instead of "Wurst". The noun Wurst means Sausage but the adjective wurst means it doesn't matter. (In German all nouns start with an uppercase letter.)

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    Dynein
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Germanversion: Milchmädchenrechnung; lit. "milk maid's calculation". It's based on a small folk tale of a milk maid thinking about what she'll buy with the money she'll get for the milk, and what she'll buy for the money when selling THAT etc - and then she spills the milk.

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    Caridina Japonica
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a lot of funny descriptions for remote or unattractive places in germany. Such as "Da liegt der Hund begraben" (This is where the dog has been buried) or "Da willst du nicht tot überm Zaun hängen" (You don't want to hang dead over the fence)

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    Dinetk
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Dutch they are called ‘zwembandje’: inflatable ring

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    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can also says: pousser du vieux avec du neuf (pushing old stuff with new stuff) :-)

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    Dynein
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thought makes me extremely uncomfortable...

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    ispeak catanese
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took it to mean "dancing with one's own sister" or even a nun.

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    Andres Tejeda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being Mexican I heard this a lot as a child. Trying to explain this to my non-Spanish speaking friends was really funny.

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    Javier del Rios
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually say "Febo asoma", which would translate to something like "morning has broken" or something (febo is another name for the sun).

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    Dynein
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That might be problematic to say these days, but I love it. Very succinct and rather self-explanatory.

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    Lilli
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...well then. I actually read that.

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    comboplush
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a brillant description of taking a nap. :D

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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just going to say "your goats have run to the mountain!"

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's translation is more like: 'The truth is finally revealed'

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perkele, the legendary Finnish way of drinking! https://youtu.be/NAl9OyGYxOg

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    German "alles in Butter" means "everything is alright". Back in the days, fragile things were transported in butter (as in, you poured molten butter over it and then transported the whole hardened block).

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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Endearment terms in French are pretty weird when you think about it. \1 mon petit chou /chouchou = my little cabbage /cabbage-cabbage (for both genders) 2\ ma puce = my flee (parents to their daughter or boyfriend to their girlfriend) \3 * mon lapin = my rabbit (I mostly hear older people call their grandchild like this) >> That's for the most common ones!

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    Dynein
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Random German rhyme with similar sentiment: "Hätte, hätte, Fahrradkette", literal translation: "had (done), had (done), bike chain". Meaning there's no sense to ponder on what might have been if had you acted a different way.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A certain children's rhyme that I almost forgot contains "Tomaten auf den Augen und Bohnen in den Ohren" (tomatoes on the eyes and beans in the ears, meaning blind and deaf)

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    Blue Cicada
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But a cat is _supposed_ to eat rats! What about the cat goes the harsh after knocking 900 glasses off of shelves?

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    Dynein
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in German! Well, almost. Germans "talk" around "the" hot porridge (um den heißen Brei herumreden)

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    Beatrice Alighieri
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in Portuguese: Dedos dos pés = toes (feet fingers).

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    Benjámin Dorogi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very similar thing in Hungarian, we use "ennivaló" which means it is meant to be eaten, for cute things like puppies or babies

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    Beatrice Alighieri
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brazilian portuguese: "Vá para o diabo que te carregue". Literal: Go to the devil willing to carry you.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nicht mein Bier/not my beer" is more used like "I'm not interested". Not my problem equals "Nicht meine Baustelle/Not my construction site"

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    Andres Tejeda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember have a lot of chanclazos in my time.

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    Grazina Strolia
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite foreign expression is the German "Tu ein Affenzahn darauf", which means "hurry up" but is literally "Put a monkey's tooth on it". I love it because it makes ZERO SENSE.

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