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Some people take more time than others to wrap their heads around jokes. Innuendos and clever puns usually carry a hidden meaning, which might seem confusing at first. In fact, research shows that nearly 70% of people laugh at jokes they don’t understand. An abundance of such instances can be found online, as the internet is a treasure trove of jokes, witty comments, and other frivolous material to make people laugh.

Here at Bored Panda, we dove into the depths of the That's the Joke subreddit to bring some examples of people unintentionally missing the gag line. And they might be funnier than the actual jests. Make yourself some popcorn and start scrolling through.

P.S. If you want to continue the involuntary abb workout, make sure to check out these jokes that are so bad they’re actually great.

#1

It Is At Least A Lvl 1 Meme

It Is At Least A Lvl 1 Meme

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WindySwede
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The good thing with wisserbessers!

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Miocha
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Self-fulfilling propechy!

Marco Richter
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you just want someone to say "*prophecy", don't you? :P You're welcome.

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CGZ
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was the OP being genius for a second there? I think the joke's on everybody else.

mYst17
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Murphy's law states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but have you heard of Cole's law? It's an appetiser.

Dingooo
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha! Kohl's Law is that they will always bug you to open a charge account.

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SZ
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holy $h!t! I actually know a David Donnelly and this is exactly the type of thing he would do and then pat himself on the back ... seriously he would think he did good. 🤦‍♀️

Dingooo
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Richie Cunningham's Law. Back when days were happier.

Cat Palmer
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Didn't know that was called Cunningham's Law. Not yet 9am and I've already learned something new!

Jan Olsen
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And on top of that....that is not what Murphy said.

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Research suggests that humor and insight comprehension stimulate the same brain areas. This implies that both require a bit of effort to be fathomed. It comes as no surprise, since humor is a complex form of communication. 

It not only relies on linguistic means but involves other important components, such as perception and context, among others. Listening to grown-up jokes during family get-togethers didn’t seem so funny as a child, did it? While now you’re cracking one-liners about politics together with uncle Tom. This is due to a better understanding you get that comes with experience and knowledge in certain fields.

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    #2

    Pretty Self Explanatory

    Pretty Self Explanatory

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    Cthulhu is Alive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one guy ask me for thigh pics, I sent him photos of chicken thighs. He wasn't impressed.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you need to buy higher quality chicken thighs? :)

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    Nicess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect 👍 if I was a girl I’d keep resending all the unsolicited d pics to requests like this.

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    #3

    That’s Crazy

    That’s Crazy

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don’t call the Ghostbusters on me, or I’ll be sad.

    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t worry, you’re an alien. You’re fine

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    Paul K. Johnson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was kind of the joke. *Everyone* thought "Ghostbusters".

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, maybe not *everyone*.......... I thought "Psychic friend Fredbear" lol

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    Sora
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't call or text but you are absolutely okay and free from risk when you take several photos while driving

    YourNameHere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know that the driver was actually taking the photos? How do you know it wasn't the passenger?

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    Rachel Tompkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just sang the whole ghostbusters theme song lol😂

    Whitefox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, this song is actually playing on my pandora right now!!

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    Cat enthusiast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? Someone else thought it was like ghostbusters? Wow! How is this a fail??? /sarcasm

    Greyson Christmas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I hear it in perfect harmony :(

    Bent. O. Jensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your relatives will call a psychic to contact you after your traffic incident.

    LapCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaand the theme song is stuck in my bed as I wind down for sleep.

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    Research shows that when stated in a humorous way, the message is retained better. In addition to that, according to the same research, humor comprehension in the brain correlates to considering other people’s psychological state.

    Also known as mentalization, this ability is crucial in order to use humor as a form of communication or entertainment. Only when you are able to understand others can you begin to understand what might be funny to them.

    #4

    Who Gonna Tell Him

    Who Gonna Tell Him

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aha! The downvote fairies have struck again! Can one of the cowardly downvote fairies explain what is wrong with 6 little cubes of ‘mist’ emojis and what is offensive? Otherwise, please eff off.

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was blown into the wall from the force of wind created by that joke flying over Blake’s head

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What joke?? I don't understand why everyone's laughing at him because the punchline didn't load or something /j

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    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..... Keep trying eventually you'l get it... Lol

    Strega Nonna
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once heard a man on tv call it "camelflage." He was serious.

    Shelley DuVal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how long it took him to get it lol

    SarahSlays2023
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ITS CAMUPHAGE IM AN ENGLISH MAJOR TRUST ME

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    #5

    *rest

    *rest

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    clbruss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I had a flip phone and tried to text the word "here," and accidentally hit the t instead of the r, autocorrect would type "heterosexual." I can't tell you the number of times I failed to proofread and ended up sending texts like: "When will you be heterosexual" instead of "When will you be here?"

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    A detailed analysis of humor and mentalization shows that a joke is best within a certain frame of intentionality. Different levels of intentionality comprise the process of mentalization and account for how well comedy will be understood by the audience. The person telling the joke has to reach a level high enough to be funny, but low enough to be intelligible. That emphasizes another factor when it comes to understanding jokes—knowing your audience.

    #6

    That Was The Point

    That Was The Point

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    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I wanna live with commas people, want to do whatever commas people do"

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So are capital letters when it comes to helping your uncle jack off a horse!

    Krd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't tell. She might of been playing along, or she might be that stupid...

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    Ruby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's eat, Grandma. Let's eat Grandma. COMMAS SAVE LIVES

    BlueEyesWhiteDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If corporations can be people, so can commas.

    Victoria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's just comma sense

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who uses a dot at the end of a post drives me insane

    Danse Macabre Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you tell a comma what it can or cannot be.

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    #7

    The Comment My Cousin Made To A Post My Sister Shared On Facebook

    The Comment My Cousin Made To A Post My Sister Shared On Facebook

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    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heard chloroform can do wonders.

    Foxinamug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All it did was make the wrapping paper wet and wrinkly, and the kids still found them really easily...

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    Epona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found that a little confusing too, even though I knew it meant attic. I have never heard it called a "roof void" before.

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    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how they've assumed she meant the presents.

    BoredPandaSucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    move them to the basement, and get some duct tape.

    That Bi Book Lover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! They won’t expect to find the presents there!!

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    #8

    Sick Joke Bro

    Sick Joke Bro

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Acually, in america it's 35-oz-ally..

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    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bacteria in your gut makes you healthy, actually.

    Bent. O. Jensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, you have bacterias that keep you healthy.

    Crazy Nailzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No hun, you don't have to try to turn it into a joke.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what? did you not think of that in the first place?

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    Research on audience characteristics states that the listener’s tendency to laugh is a great factor when it comes to delivering jokes. People tend to have a rather fixed sense of humor, which helps if you know them well. That is why adjusting your content accordingly might save you from a moment of crickets instead of laughter.

    Nevertheless, knowing your audience is not always possible, especially if the jokes are told to the vast public online. Luckily, in instances like that, the receivers can find solace in the helping hand of the internet. The survey about people that laugh without understanding jokes also stated that more than half of the respondents (56%) have had to look up the meaning of a joke to comprehend it.

    #9

    Found This On A Different Subreddit. Sorry To The Hardcore Redditers For Reposting

    Found This On A Different Subreddit. Sorry To The Hardcore Redditers For Reposting

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I’m 1077 years old and no one calls me a ghost yet :D

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 13.7 billion years old, still not a ghost

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me - I am a vampire. We can be really old too you know. No one ever thinks of us. 😢

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to imagine that ghosts don't haunt you but just test out all the new inventions that were made after their death. "Ooooh Ethel look at this! Day, night. Day, night!" *click click click*

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...where are the ghostbusters when ya need 'em?

    Marco Richter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What? A traffic jam on the highway? But there isn't a single car in front of me..." same energy

    Chilli
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    buddy, I've been alive for 357 years, if I was a ghost I think I'd know

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the perfect time to remind you all how careful you have to be with your sartorial choices. If you were killed right now, whatever you are currently wearing will be your ghost-clothes for maybe 274 years or more. So, choose wisely and get rid of your cargo-shorts: no one will take you seriously when haunting some place in one of those.

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    #10

    Amy Schumer Isn’t Funny

    Amy Schumer Isn’t Funny

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    all 4 paws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how does it have so many upvotes i cant 😭

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't find her funny, of all the jokes iv heard from her, only One made me laugh.

    Herringbone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joke was originally made by Bob Monkhouse, about himself.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed it was! "When I told everyone I wanted to be a comedian, they laughed at me. Well they're not laughing now". Much funnier when he said it.

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    Marco Richter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    glad this isn't a reference from the Joker movie

    Natalie Kelsey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know Amy Schumer was a boy now

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    #11

    Haha Yes Tumblr Moment

    Haha Yes Tumblr Moment

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    all 4 paws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a hyenas laugh is actually a sign of pain. So I've been thinking, maybe im a hyena?? Not a cat??

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That isn’t true. I assume you’re referring to spotted hyenas? The hyena vocalization we refer to as a “laugh” is either a sign of alarm/fear or a sign of aggression, depending on its pitch and volume. It does not indicate pain. Additionally, it is not at all congruent with a human laugh, so it should not be compared as such.

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    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not clear on the "implies" part. Hyenas took down more fighter aircraft and bombers than everything else combined.

    Jigsaw's Puzzle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this someone missing the joke? They’re literally saying that they get the joke.

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The proportion of that airplane looks slightly weird tho

    Mancbranch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a Piper Tomahawk. There’s nothing particularly wrong with it, the cabin just looks high because its missing the front :) For context it’s in a zoo in Belgium, it crashed in Mid Wales about 25 years ago, I guess it was a write off. The full reg is G-BTJJ. If you Google that you’ll see a few zoomed out picture for context. Pretty cool!

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    Thatkamloopsguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just so he could scavenge the plane for parts.

    Sara W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admire hyenas for their viciousness. Relentless teamwork.

    666Slay.Com
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did anybody else first look at this and see sid the sloth?

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    #12

    Thanks For Clearing That Up

    Thanks For Clearing That Up

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn’t bring it into existence, he explained a phenomenon. It kinda existed for millenia

    werewolf394
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine the world before Newton invented gravity

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After reading that, the rest of this thread is gonna be a downer

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    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I like about this is that Einstein didn't bring it into existence. He just figured out how it works and gave it a name.

    CJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100 day streak on duolingo though?? That's impressive

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some of these are so obvious they are like a pass/fail test for people with zero sense of humor. Or zero sense of something anyway.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if some of them could pass a Turing test

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    Kit the Demon Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You learned E=mc^2 at 13?? I learned it at 8.

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    #13

    That’s A Corn Dog!

    That’s A Corn Dog!

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    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American Sushi. Only needs to be smothered in miracle whip and deep fried.

    CG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me, or would it have been funnier if the guy used the popsicle stick as the chopsticks?

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THAT'S a 'sushi' Id eat!

    Dingooo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You ain't nothing but a corn dog...

    Bi-Polar Express
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are eating it with two sticks instead of one. And it makes it harder.

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    #14

    How Does This Have 110 Likes

    How Does This Have 110 Likes

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    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the only one allowed his haircut.

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    110 likes because they said Kim is dead.

    Missy Corron
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only Kim allowed to eat!!!!

    backatya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and doesn't count because everyone hates him

    Bill Allen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their leader is obese. Did they round the number down to 0?

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    #15

    First Of All, The Repost, Then This Comment

    First Of All, The Repost, Then This Comment

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    Liz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paperwork. But also the weird patriarchal ownership over women that trades us between men, from father to husband, and wipes away our matrilineal lineage. But also…paperwork.

    Muff_Fluff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make your husband take your last name so you are The Bests

    Blue Strawberry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, it’s our choice.Not anyone else’s.

    Jennifer Germain
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole tradition of taking your husband's last name is because you became his property. I recently remarried at the age of 50, not changing my name and all my ID this is my name for the last 50 years... why would I go to all that hassle, it means your bank accounts, driver's license, SIN card, passport...

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I changed my name. But that's because I hated my family and wanted nothing more to do with them. Otherwise it would have been up for debate. I might even just have kept my name. Changing your name is such a hassle. It's not worth it. And I'm not the property of my husband.

    Pink Aesthetic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to keep mine because is so good - also I don't want to get married or have a relationship lol

    Yali-girl with weird name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dads last name literally translates to ‘the box’

    jay <3
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did i laugh so hard?🤣

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine took his wife's last name. Mainly because his was really really bad, but anyway. Edit: spelling error

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    #16

    Heh - You Said Boobies

    Heh - You Said Boobies

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think those bras are illegal now

    scag$y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not an expert but I think those are used nose cones from the Apollo program.

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    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    boobs like ps1 era Lara Croft

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was cleaning out my mom's estate I found one of those "bullet bras" from I think the 50s.

    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We called them Wagon Train bras back then... 'head 'em up, move 'em out.' After the tag line in very popular TV western, Wagon Train.

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    Joshua David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Jayne Mansfield was stunning and perfect.

    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no, that’s just Detective Oliva Benson under cover 🤔

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    Strega Nonna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the right is Jayne Mansfield, Mariska Hargitay's mother.

    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, loses an eye. What just happened here? I'm laughing a lot.

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dolly Parton once said she never jogged--"I'd black both my eyes!"

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    #17

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    J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With that username, I’m guessing dedicated trolling.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the beard is slightly different

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Downvote fairy, pls explain why is this offensive, hate or spam. F**k off downvote fairies, because a certain hacker hath already tracked the downvotes and knew which of you are downvote fairies :)

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that guy in the background.

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they need to take InternetFunnyman’s PHD away

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i didn't notice until you pointed it out!

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK why, but it's the guy in the background looking like he even gets the joke that makes this.

    socialmedianamehere1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard the "foreign guy" on Family guy when I read this one for some reason. "Haaa, it's funny because it's true"

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    #18

    They Should Make A Joke About That

    They Should Make A Joke About That

    rocketsalesman Report

    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in a surprising twist, two people and counting were affected by the whoosh in the comments, more updates as the story develops!

    Amy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gave my friends a good giggle when I just told them that even with the title of this article this post and the comments got me good! 🙈😂

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    Amy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t think you could put metal in the microwave? Or has the joke just gone over my head too 🙈😂

    RyanRyanRyan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cool, I didn't know that trick. I'm going to go try it. I'll post back in a few minutes with a report.

    RandomHumanBean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just warm the knife on my toast but that works too ig XD

    James A Tipton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that possible? Microwaving a butter knife?

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s sad here is I’ve never thought of doing that. I just microwave the butter for a few seconds. Or rip my toast. I’m worse than the joke non-getter!!!

    Liz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes you should definitely try microwaving your knife. Makes all the difference.

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    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Helaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and Thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor

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    #19

    S**t Quality Btw

    S**t Quality Btw

    ThisTook1Hour Report

    Emma Kilcup
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the picture applies to me as well... I don't get it.

    pp horrendous
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unpopular opinion in the teenager community but i think dream is morally reprehensible

    Oliver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although I do enjoy to watch dreams speedruns every once in awhile a lot of teenagers my age actually despise him. Then again, there a some people who claim to be “dreamsexual” (sexually attracted to Dream) which honestly disgusts me beyond measure.

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    Dubsτep🅱️lade NS
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k you and your speedruns, Dream! Long live the Techno!

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    #20

    Guy Ruined It

    Guy Ruined It

    gnohomobromo Report

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s nothing wrong with cats (lowercase C.) There’s EVERYTHING wrong with Cats (uppercase C.) And this is coming from someone who has seen the Andrew Lloyd Webber original in theaters many times. That, I can endure. The movie adaptation? No.

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    Mady Rada
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he walked into the right cinema, but the wrong room

    Pirate narwhal
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Star wars x cats: sheer terror

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    #21

    Room Temperature Iq On This One

    Room Temperature Iq On This One

    timurshah Report

    Liz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that’s one hell of a guess for never having seen the show! What are the odds??

    #22

    And It Was The Top Comment Too

    And It Was The Top Comment Too

    reddit.com Report

    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imma be honest, it took me way longer than it should’ve to understand what the post meant😳. Edit to clarify: I meant it took me to long to figure out what “rub one off” meant. It’s a running joke among my friends that I am the most innocent man alive. For example, I had to have Hickeys explained to me last month (I’m 18)

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also was looking for in the photo, before actually understood what he was talking about. Oooh dirty mind.

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    René Studer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English is not my first language so I’m legitimately asking: isn’t the expression „rubbed one OUT“?

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English is my first language and I also thought that

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    Daria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To "rub one off" means to masturbate, while it's the number "1" that was actually rubbed off.

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    666Slay.Com
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....w o a h wait- ooohohhhhhhh. dang.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American here, this is only regionally disturbing

    Dog Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. I'm gonna have to apologize too.

    JE Cummings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I laughed so hard at this!

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are leasing the 1st floor. How will people on the other floors get in and out?

    Danielle Ocasio Fast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only has 1 rubbed off in the elevator ... There is also a visual representation 🌋😳🤣

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    #23

    No Way... I Mean Let's Ignore Cloths

    No Way... I Mean Let's Ignore Cloths

    reddit.com Report

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he’s not wrong I guess…..

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are days when I feel like the internet is 99% The Office memes/references/quotes and 99% Harry Potter memes/references/quotes. The last 1% is cats.

    Epona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let's ignore cloths"? Is that supposed to say clothes? Does nobody care about accuracy when spelling?

    Bored&amp;InSchool
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    both people in the couple just look SO not amused...

    Sandra Llewelyn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think baby showers, baby gender reveals are just more commercialisation of a private matter

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a mad desire to throw darts at the balloons. Slap me!

    #24

    🙂

    🙂

    kowaterboy Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pause multiplayer games to feed my yelling cats and dog and turtles. Then I get tons of angry screaming that’s ALMOST as bad as the cats’ from the people who ditched me because I wasn’t moving and run ahead, only to discover I was the only one who had enough weapons to beat that thing up front. I’m a jerk in multiplayers like that.

    Epona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Us does"? Everything else in the comment by Glen is grammatically correct and spelled correctly, WTF?

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    #25

    Smallpox

    Smallpox

    GreyFoxNinjaFan Report

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly I can see anti-vaxxers seizing on this as a “fact” XD

    Trillian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always laugh when I see their "arguments" end with "Makes you think". Like, I WISH IT WOULD!!!

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    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that guy who lived in his house for 274 years.

    tabithapaquette98
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes me think that everyone who was alive in the 1700s is dead. I'm mean, duh!

    jmdirks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fauchi received all the vaccine shots and still got covid 4 times.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Everyone alive in 1798 has since died? Amazing.

    backatya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who didn't get the vaccine also all died. Do you wonder why?

    JE Cummings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband has this silly joke he tells cashiers when they announce change like "eighteen thirty-four", he'll repeat it, saying, "That was a bad year for pickles". Naturally, they usually ask why, and he says, "Well, after all, everyone who ate pickles in 1834 is now dead."

    Oliver
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well no s**t it’s the 21st century

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    #26

    C’mon Man I Made It So Obvious

    C’mon Man I Made It So Obvious

    RandomStupidClips Report

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I scrolled up from the bottom of the page and thought it was Xena :(

    TGHW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who starts at the bottom of the page? Are you some kind of anarchist?

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    Let’s Be Kind
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t they mean “*ARGUMENT!!! 😤🤯😤!!!”

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    #27

    Gardener, Removed

    Gardener, Removed

    MasterSpectacleMaker Report

    all 4 paws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DontCorrectItDontCorrectItDontCorrectItDontCorrectIt

    The Other Other White Meat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, his username is "bishslap".... the rest seems to be on par.

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    James does some wonderful work.

    Awkward Momma Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but is it just me or is the lady in the background now flipping off the subject of the photo and would-be plant killer?

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy has a lot of brilliant stuff https://www.jamesfridman.com/

    CGZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat's breath smells like cat food.

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    #28

    Oof He Got You There

    Oof He Got You There

    MooxBoi Report

    Mel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, they don't belong in the 0.1% either

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    50% of people are of below average intelligence.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kindness of making a lot of folks at the other end of the bell curve feel a bit more special, if only for a day.

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    #29

    That One Person Who Ruins The Joke

    That One Person Who Ruins The Joke

    KC-Karate Report

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....is it still socially unacceptable to hunt people down for sport?

    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unfortunately it's frowned upon in some circles

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    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can those squares even be called cheese?

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up on those. There was always a package in the fridge. I like them. It was the 80s, what can I say? Things were chaos then. XD

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    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet that's made of fondant, too. Ugh.

    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even in Wisconsin that wouldn't fly. 😂

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who is more concerned about those candles?

    EmCWolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean the resident kleptomaniac?

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    #30

    I Dont Know What To Put Here

    I Dont Know What To Put Here

    astronaut9525 Report

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    #31

    The Caption... Yeah No S**t

    The Caption... Yeah No S**t

    skittlepiddle Report

    Liz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Can you send me some pics that you took outside of your modeling job for shutterstock?”

    CP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that part of the text is the funniest.

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    Ruby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wHaT ArE yoUr fOuR FaVorItE nuMbErs

    Shiloh Casey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Met her yesterday and she is "My Baby" in your phone...wish we could get an update on this one!

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till she guesses your pin number.

    Lily from England
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To begin with - ‘My Baby’ after less than a day 🤣🤣🤣

    CP
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Nigerian Baby" name should have told them something.

    Crazy Nailzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just give her all these details and see what else you would LEARN!

    Asexual Zelephant
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit quick to call a girl you met yesterday as 'your baby' lol

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    #32

    I Mean.... Yeah It Is

    I Mean.... Yeah It Is

    AndrewAllStar888 Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh… it is the same price, but it is NOT the same price in my mental brain cell circuit! No one is convincing me otherwise! :D

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you one of those consumers marketers are targeting when they price something at $19.99 instead of $20?

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    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: separate shipping is often cheaper than shipping included, because you usually only pay shipping once per order, but can add several items, while the hidden cost of shipping included in the price of one single item may be a little cheaper than the one time shipping, but if you order several items it usually adds up to more than the one time shipping cost and becomes a hidden price increase.

    Jessiebean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazon does this or used to. I used to google amazon instead of using the app just to compare and there were times where the actual price is shown plus shipping since I’m not logged in to my Amazon on google. Then i’d go to the app and it’s showing a much higher price with free prime shipping which amounts to the same thing. I should cancel my prime membership haha

    Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son and I legitimately just had this conversation today,! How coincidental. LOL

    Laura Deckers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've spent $19.99 for both, but if you need to return it, you will get back $19.99 for the free shipping order and $14.99 for the other.

    Crazy Nailzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it works every time! I would pay 500 extra to avoid paying 99 shipping! (I am talking in INR and not USD just in case you are wondering)

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The $14.99 + $5 shipping is cheaper when you factor in sales tax. The sales tax where I live is 10%. So, I'd save 50 cents by going with that one.

    AnAntiqueGeek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My state spotted this some years ago and changed the definitions so it now charges tax on total cost including shipping and handling.

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    666Slay.Com
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooh boy. oh my god. These people.....woooosh went your airplane. sorry bro. next time.

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    #33

    You'd Think Someone In A Meme Subreddit Would Catch On

    You'd Think Someone In A Meme Subreddit Would Catch On

    Aneides_Aeneus Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That yellow mark over the name

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the username is “yellowpenis” so BP covered it with a visual representation. Surprisingly, you missed the “bigredpecker” above.

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    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for the 14 people who liked the post

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    #34

    Thank You For Your Contribution

    Thank You For Your Contribution

    heythisispaul Report

    Silvermidnight
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I though this when I was looking at the answer . . . the 'me irl' answer XD

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    Lisa H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this rate, we're working on the sequel's sequel's great grand child. I swear, our economy needs birth control STAT!

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like sequels are released after 100 years. Like 1920s Spanish flu got sequel in 2020. And Great Depression started in 1929, so......

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sequel is coming to fruition.

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear they're working on one right now...

    Crazy Nailzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... we all regret the tweets we did in early 2000s and it includes those facebook wall posts too.

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    #35

    I Sure Did!!!!

    I Sure Did!!!!

    covid-1990 Report

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fiber and seeds in the bars certainly would f*ck me up

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear there's a legion of disgruntled workers who do these things on purpose, and I salute them.

    Paul Aguilera
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pick Me Ups for whoever besides me tried to stare through the coupon like they had x-ray vision instead of reading the adjacent box :D

    Brindle Nutter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than the S!its Meself bars ny Nature Valley

    #36

    When An Entire Sub Whooshes As One

    When An Entire Sub Whooshes As One

    852derek852 Report

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have a strong feeling that I purchased my house from them....it is full of stuff like this.

    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need those springy things behind the doors.

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    ️‍ saturn the furry (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does that comment have more upvotes than the original post? How far have we strayed from all that is good?

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyday must be wonderful for this person.

    Greta Kolding
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "no s**t, Sherlock"-vibes are strong on this one.

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    #37

    I Just- I Dont Understand

    I Just- I Dont Understand

    Godhaslefttheserver2 Report

    Let’s Be Kind
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the new “your baby looks just like the milkman!”

    Max M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no kids, but the dad jokes started coming at about 35. Human age is fascinating

    csnakey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many notifications those this person have?!

    Pirate narwhal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man not again. This needs to stop happening

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone should have a friend named PickleRick

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    #38

    Didn’t Really Need Any Explanation, But Apparently 161 Others Felt It Did

    Didn’t Really Need Any Explanation, But Apparently 161 Others Felt It Did

    fossilmerrick Report

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drive more than all my victi....I mean passengers combined.

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna die quietly in my sleep like my uncle, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his bus.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, that guy in the second pic just really has to go to the bathroom

    Living Example
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to die like my Grandpa, asleep and at peace, not like his passengers.

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Around 136 km/h …. Laughing in German on our highway system (Autobahn)

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that research shows, about 75% drivers believe, they are better drivers than average.

    JE Cummings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to die as my grandfather did, peacefully asleep, not screaming and crying like my passengers.

    Lily from England
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m learning to drive right now, and I now have more respect for race car drivers. 🤣

    Dustin Alcaraz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All Right All Right All Riiiiiiight!

    #39

    Found On Snapchat

    Found On Snapchat

    Cling--Clang Report

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, both legitimate questions.

    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanos is at the wedding for the stones on the ring.

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    all 4 paws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know its a costume?

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next wedding I'm invited to I'm going as Thanos in cargo shorts.

    CG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanos knew their wedding was... inevitable.

    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does cargo shorts guy have infinity stones too?

    Dani Pret
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just snorted when I saw it haaaaaa

    Shelley DuVal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person between the groom and old grandpa looks like a bit of a clown

    o_o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they called me a madman

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    #40

    Borderline Self-Aware

    Borderline Self-Aware

    107bees Report

    Devil'sAdvocate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the joke going over your head has a lot of kinetic energy

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 I wish you would step down from that ledge, my friend 🎶

    Spoiler Alert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 You could cut ties to all the lies that you've been living in 🎶

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    The Other Other White Meat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need potential energy for anything these days, help.

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    #41

    Sorry For Sh** Cropping

    Sorry For Sh** Cropping

    pyro-fanboy Report

    Mel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person was stupid enough to not understand the joke.

    BlueEyesWhiteDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? So interesting. Now, tell us about the place you were born, your first pet, and your mother's maiden name!

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    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they have many favorite movies, including 2001.

    Another Fool on the Hill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's totally possible that I have 1984 favorite books if I'll finally find the time to count them... 🤔🤷

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    #42

    "Their"

    "Their"

    AlmightyCurrywurst Report

    all 4 paws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pff.. me as a cat who only sees browns and grays

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    #43

    Yep, You Got It

    Yep, You Got It

    toph88241 Report

    Barbra E. Nyberg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This circus freak needs to go away.

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Circus freak? Really, have a little respect. Circus freaks don't deserve to be insulted like this.

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    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i see that f**king cheetle-coated demented crackhead one more time im going to gently pour bleach into my eyeballs

    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many people look at his face and instantly want to slap it. I'm going to guess at least 75 million.

    Paul Aguilera
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweet-potato Hitler is nourished by attention; stop giving in people and maybe the bullet fairy will bless his pea-sized brain.

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love the rare insults in this comment section so much omg

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    socialmedianamehere1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And media says that Trump supporters are violent. Tsk tsk.

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    #44

    On A Coronavirus Puns Video

    On A Coronavirus Puns Video

    osher_ Report

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    #46

    Come To Brazil

    Come To Brazil

    lucas52540 Report

    Woundwort42
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beethoven's gone, but his music lives on, And Mozart don't go shopping no more. You'll never meet Liszt or Brahms again, And Elgar doesn't answer the door. Schubert and Chopin used to chuckle and laugh, Whilst composing a long symphony, But one hundred and fifty years later, There's very little of them left to see. They're decomposing composers. There's nothing much anyone can do. You can still hear Beethoven, But Beethoven cannot hear you.

    Victoria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to write something similar. You know Beethoven is not composing anymore ... he's decomposing!

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    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name van Beethoven is very common in Belgium. I bet one of them can indeed play an instrument and give a concert. I'm not so sure how good it would be but Im pretty sure we'll find at least a child with a flute 🤣

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, can't he be dead in brazil, then?

    Jojo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WEll, they could have meant the dog? 🤷‍♀️

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No dude that would be a lot crueler ( i think thats how its spelled ) that take the real Bheetoven... Saint Bernards are cold weather dogs, don't take them to Brazil...

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    #47

    That Is In Fact The Joke, Thanks U/Jesstgefangirl_

    That Is In Fact The Joke, Thanks U/Jesstgefangirl_

    InconspicousJerk Report

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You know what Lincoln would say if he was alive today?" "What?" "LET ME OUT!"

    666Slay.Com
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that subway surfer dude got some 'bromance' going on

    #48

    Well Done

    Well Done

    PerfectMemester Report

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should have held out. I did a face reveal for a Whopper and a deep sense of regret.

    A Bobcat From Philly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still trying to get someone to text me a cheesesteak...

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    #49

    Thank God He Pointed That Out!

    Thank God He Pointed That Out!

    Spergle Report

    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooo ooo does he sell those cool Guy Fawkes mask things too?

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on their prices. If they're charging only enough to keep themselves and the business going, it's not a very capitalistic business.

    Spack225
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I hear AOC anywhere???

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    #50

    Nice Job

    Nice Job

    Christanmom147 Report

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    #51

    Toph Be Like: Akdbdbwkaheeid

    Toph Be Like: Akdbdbwkaheeid

    AquaticSombrero Report

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who do not know the reference: these are characters from the cartoon Avatar: the Last Airbender. Toph is blind.

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it but feel horrible for laughing